Ella & Grace's IBIZA Recap, Ocean Beach NIGHTMARE & Private Jet With Stormzy?!

0:00Welcome back to another episode of Saving Grace and today I've got my smeller on and we're going to give you the IBFA D-B-R-E-F. Hi everybody. I'm back. Your McGuiny key is on the side. Right, it's fine. No one can see it. You feet are there. She's got a McGuiny. Right. Shall we start from the very beginning of a very good place to start? Yeah. Nothing really happened on the plane. Let's just talk about how we got there. So, um, Jordan, my good friend, Jordan again, and Emma, both at Meowall. They were like, we're going IB for a me and Grace for like, we're going IB for you. We didn't have the flights booked nothing. We just made up that we were going as well, just so we could join them. Of course. And then we booked on their holiday, so we basically ruined it, but you can go now. So we get there and we're like, right, we don't have anything planned for today. Let's just see whether night takes us. Yeah. Right. So we all get dressed and

1:02do we get food or do we not get food? Then we go to Rotto. Oh my god, we went to Rocca. Rotto. When it Rocca? No, it's Rocca. Rotto. I wrote it. Rotto. No, it's Rotto. It's definitely not, so when I'm right, you're going to say sorry. Yeah, that is actually. Fuck. I mean, you're right. Yeah, you're right, it's Rotto. Right. We went to Rotto for food. We didn't realise that we booked too early, so then the vibes are starting to pick up like our tables. People are going napkins, a bit of mother mia. I mean, we only got two songs and they were like, we need your table. And we were like, so then we left. Yeah, we did lose. Everywhere's fully booked. Yeah. We go back to the main bit of IB that we're in. It was hell and horror. We go to this bar and there's this escort with this old man. Neither of them speak each other's language. And the language barrier. Someone's tapped him and gone, is that how much you pay for her?

2:04And he's gone. Yeah. It's my girlfriend. It's my girlfriend. She's come back. I'm not joking. Everyone in this bar were looking at them and they knew what was going on. And we were like, should we, what should we do? Intervene. She looked uncomfortable. She kept saying I need to go home and he was like, don't go home. Yeah. It was so weird. I thought, shall I say I'm Angela? Do you know what I mean? Like should I intervene? Anyway, we left. And that was night one. Night one was shit, wasn't it? Well, I wouldn't say it was shit. It made a story. It was a good story. Yeah. We went to this, we went to Jordan and Emma's hotel. And it was like, there was a tribute band on. It was good vibes there. Good vibes. Yeah. Anyway, the next day comes. Oh God. Now, we even fired Emma and Jordan. To our hotel. We've made friends with the security, not security. We made friends with the people that work there. Yeah. And he snuck us some bands so they can get into the hotel. Let's hope no one sees us because. Allegedly. Allegedly, yes. We've gone and sat by the morning.

3:06We get sacked in the morning. Sacked in the morning. Right. You'll get sacked. We're sat by the pool. And Ella goes, have you guys ever had a Dacquery? No. Grace says this is a chat shit, get banged moment. You and is 10 a.m. Should we start drinking? You said it first. Yeah, cool. Then I said, well, if we are going to drink, let's not go hardcore. Let's go classic Dax. Yeah. And you kept going to Margareta's, which was really stressing me out. So we started the day 10 a.m. 10 a.m. drinking a couple of dacqueries. By the first dacquery, I don't know what the fuck they put in that. I was off my fucking tears. We were all, how relctic, by the pool. Right. No words were being, we were just sort of flopping about and facetime in me, mom. I've got half a nipple out. I'm in the pool. There's a lot going on. Me and Jordan are having deep chat sites. Should we do one jar, all right? We were both like, maybe we were in the bikini.

4:07Just fat everywhere, like laying on this bed. And I was like, Jordan, I need to lose weight. Like, we were just fat. They're so fat. Ella walks into the hotel room. And she goes, is this one of them fat mirrors? And I was like, it's just a normal mirror. A normal mirror. Yeah, so obviously at home, I don't have to wear a bikini, which is a good laugh. And then I didn't wear a bikini anyway, but I just didn't want tan lines anyway. I get in a bikini on holiday and I look in this mirror and I actually thought it was one of them mirrors that enlarge you. Because I was like, do you look weird in this? Because I look weird in this. I was lying. I was like, yeah, do look at my little, maybe a little bit of something. And she was like, no, this is a normal mirror. Please, Grace, toxic trait of yours. You just never will say, Ella, you're fat. And I would love to say. But she's not fat. I'm not fat, but I have put a bit of weight on. We both have. Anyway, we're now pissed as far as we decide. Let's go upstairs for a nap. We've all got upstairs to the room. You five minutes later, eight more dacaries have come to the room. Yeah. Ella, everyone is shaking us.

5:08Ella is doing the white chicks flip. And we've Jordan, yeah. We've Jordan. That's our signature move. That is. Yeah, party trick. That sometimes if the song comes up, what is it? It's tricky, tricky, tricky. It's tricky. It went to record. And that's right. It's tricky. That. So they're doing flips, whatever. And then we're like, fuck it. Let's all get ready. We're getting ready. Wing eyeliner up here. One wing eyeliner down here. It's time to go out. Now, we're meant to see Calvin Harris at a shwaya. If you're watching this, shwaya. If you're watching this, shwaya. Yeah, fuck you. And you're that bald security guard. Fuck you. I hope you get piles. And I'm getting it. It wasn't even just playing the reed. Just bad vibes all over. I'm thinking, you're making out this area. It's like, no, you need to give context. You need to give context. All right. So me and Grace obviously, because we're cunts, we got a VIP entrance. Hair. And it was meant to be us four going in. But then they were like, there's only, they've, half an hour before we meant to go, they go, all right, you're in GA. General admissions. So we're like, all right, sweet. No drama.

6:08But we go there anyway. Me and Grace are on the list. Our two friends aren't. So I'm like, right, well, let's go in and see who we can speak to. They were making out. This area was swarmed with like celebs. Paris Hilton. Like they were giving. It was giving like you two a like peasants and watch your fucking step in there. Yeah. Soon as you got in, Grace was swarmed. In the VIP area, that by the way, wasn't even a VIP area. It was balcony with like, under people on. Yeah. So we've gone back out now to be like, let's go in the normal, general admissions with Jordan and Emma. Yeah. And let's forget an ID. So they won't let her in. So we're like, ask ID when I look like this. So we thought we'll go back in the VIP entrance and then just meet them there. Right. Right. We've got the board guy. I don't have a plans, didn't he? Yeah, you go. You go. Big sausage. We were stood in the queue and she's going, no, you can't come back in and we're going, well, what we done there? Who? Why? What where? Anyway, she points over to his board guy and he's fucking laughing at us.

7:08No, laughing. Well, I lost it. Slacking us off in Spanish, like pointing us, laughing. Yeah. And I was like this, you're a fucking wanker. I was giving the wank sign. I said, go away now. I said, you're weird. I was doing that to him. Constantly when I was walking away like this and Grace was like, stop it. And it was just constantly going like that. I couldn't stop it. It was like a tick. Yeah. I was just, yeah, I'd just wankered him off basically. So then we went back to the hotel. Yeah. I cried. Grace did cry. And then, and then Jordan and Emma met us. So Jordan rings me. We're in the hotel room. And we had the security guard that didn't let you in. Basically, he just said that you'd call him a wanker. So he just got to say sorry. And I said, tell him to fuck off, actually, I'm not saying sorry. He was rude first. He's not. And I stand on literally calling him wanker. So anyway, they've left. What did we do after that? Did we go out? No, we stayed in again. No. Yes, we must have gone out after coming in. We didn't. We stayed in because we were all in our bedroom. Oh, we played Uno. Play Doo No. Day three. No, we did go out. We did go out. No, we didn't. We went to Amnesia.

8:11Cause they free was Ocean Beach. We went to Amnesia like that. You're right. We went to Glitterbox at Amnesia. Yeah, we went to Amnesia like that was a good life. Then we just deconstruct this night. So we get there and we get there what like half 11 or something. Yeah, it was like it was early for Ibiza, but like I like one class because we go about at 10. Yeah, true. And they go, yeah, the other event's still on. So you've got a way outside here. So we're going right. So we wait outside for an hour. Right. But while we wait outside, we're making friends with the security guards. Cause that's just good laugh. They were all really being serious and we were like, Yeah. And one of them did crack a smile. He did. Then he started hitting on Jordan. We'll get onto that later on in the story, but just remember the security guard that Matthew threw. You passed the remember. The June and the security guard. Anyway, we'll wait. We finally get allowed in. Yeah. Get a table. At this point, I'm still a blit rated wheeler. I don't know. If I was in control of that situation, I don't know how it happened, where it happened, who allowed you to do it.

9:13But you was looking at the group and going, do you have to buy a bottle of something for the table? Right. Grace was looking at the group going, I would have bought a bottle of water to be honest. That would be a sensible thing. She's going, let's get a bottle of tequila. It's an upper. We need an upper. And I'm like, wait, have you ordered a bottle of tequila? She's like, yeah, out of nowhere. None of us ordered tequila by the way. Big bottle of tequila. I'm talking it was about that fun to get. I think it was long. Yeah. Yeah. The bottle of tequila comes and that's it. I knew at that point, I needed to start drinking water. Yeah. There was no way. At one point, Grace was like standing on the balcony above the dance floor, just swaying. And it wasn't even a song that you swayed to. It was like, and Grace is like this. Da da da da da da. Yeah, Grace was in her own world. I was nothing behind her eyes. We went down to the main dance floor. I was literally like, swaying again. I looked like I was on drugs. She actually did. If you would have seen me then, you would have been like, Grace is a smacker. But I was just so drunk.

10:14So I take it upon us. Yeah. It's like, I was back up to the table because I'm like, it's probably home time. Yeah. And by this point, Grace hasn't spoke for an hour. That's how a blit rate cheers, right? So I'm like, we need to go home. And all I hear from the corner of my ears is, Kabab. Kabab. So all I said, she said Kabab about 50 times. And I was like, someone get this girl a fucking Kabab. So we get a car. Oh my God, guys, this car journey. You fell asleep. I passed out. You fucking fell asleep. This guy was insane, right? So we get in the back of the car. Everyone's had a drink. Everyone's a bit buzzing. Grace is fucking falling asleep. Jordan and Emma are like on my vibe. We're like, we're on an appaq because you've got to Gila. Gila. Right. You're welcome. So what I like is Paul over the cab in the middle of nowhere and being like, shh, shh, shut up. And we're like, what's going on? And he's like, if you talk again, you're getting out. So we were like, what, here? You're gonna just trouble us off here. So we were like, sorry, sorry, sorry, like we won't speak.

11:15Then the cheeky bastards on the phone to his friend talking so loud. So I thought, you know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna fucking rage bait, you know? So his friend's name is Majud. And I was, we was all going, ma, shh, ma, shh, in the back of the car. When I say ma, you say shh, ma, shh, ma, shh, ma, shh, yeah. We were just fucking taking the piss in the end. And then he started laughing to me for me. Yeah. He was all right after that. But the way he was driving, Grace was asleep when you fell on the floor. He slammed, we were in a minibus just to preface. He slammed on the brakes and I flew. But he kept doing it. He looked like the, like, juggernaut like this. Yeah. And I woke up the next day and all my knees were graced. And I was like, how did that happen? We then go to KFC. Yeah. There's a guy in there. I don't know what the fuck was going on. Kicking off. He was kicking off. Go on, tell him what you did then. Oh, sorry. He was kicking off. And I just go up to them because of security trying to sort him out. The fucking staff in there. Everyone's fucking losing their minds at this guy because he won't leave.

12:15And I simply just went up to him and said, come on with me, mate. Let's go outside. And he come. I love you. I say, listen, I love you, mate. I get it. Let's just go outside. And he left. He did the whole KFC clap. Everyone was clapping when he left, yeah. Yeah, they didn't give us us a free, though. No, it was shitty asses. So that was night, too. Yeah. Night three. Ocean Beach. This was the worst day of my entire life. I hope everyone knows that. I know. I just, I can't even speak on this. You're going to have to say all this because otherwise I'll start kicking off. So we get to ocean. We've got a lovely little bed. Shout out. Is it Tony? Shout out Tony, sort of that's the table. Shout out Ryan. Bell Bell. Wayne. Yeah. It all looked after us to be first. Shout the mall out much weaker. And Kean. Yeah, yeah. So anyway. We get on there and it's all actually okay when we first get in. But Ella's like, I think I need to change into some like a... I wasn't comfortable. So I had bikini bottoms on with like bikini bottom. Sorry.

13:15I had bikini bottoms on with some shorts. So I was like, I'm not comfortable like they weren't comfy shorts. They were like these denim. So I was like, I need to go and change. Well, I've gone to the fucking little shop there. Best believe. I'm looking around thinking, right, what can I get? There was this one set. It was beige. It was shorts and a t-shirt. And then there was just like ocean beach swim shorts. Yeah. Ocean beach swim hat. It was all like branded. It was branded. So I was like, fuck, there's actually one set I can get. I must get it. So I get this set and I'm about to go and change in the changing room. Yeah. Next thing you know, I just feel this gush of mother nature going, you're going to come on your period. The heavens just, I won't even do on. I just literally exploded blood. And then I was like, Jordan, this is not fun because now I'm in a cream set, no underwear. And now I'm being out. So Jordan's like to the woman, oh, my makeup, like obviously I need a tissue.

14:16I've just literally wedged the tissue. I'm gone. I've wedged it up there and I've gone outside and I've said to Grace, I'm on the period. We need to go home. So what we did was our hotel was half an hour. We asked Keen for boxes first. Do you remember that? So there was this guy that worked at Ocean. His name was Keen. And I just went to him. Well, Ella went weird request. Do you have any boxes? And he was like, actually, yeah. By the way, they were in lost and found. And he was like, have these and I just didn't have it in me. I didn't even try and put them on. I put one leg in. I knew there was going to be two small, but I thought I don't know who Bollocks has been in this. So I'm not doing that. That's disgusting. So we decided, so Ryan helped us get a car and we went back to the hotel. Half an hour drive back got changed half an hour back to Ocean. Yeah. Whatever the fuck had happened in that hour at Ocean Beach needs to be studied. Let's talk about Jordan first, though. Okay. So we were gone. Sorry. We're fucking doing from. She's texting us going, you'll never guess who has turned up to the bed.

15:18It was the security guard from the night before. Right? He will not leave. By the way, how did he find her at Ocean Beach? I don't know. Jordan is pretty and she does stand out. But how the fuck this guy has spotted Jordan amongst every other can't in that play? I wouldn't have spotted no one. No. He's spotted her and he went straight for her. It wouldn't be like. It would not leave. So he's now fanning her. Telling her this doesn't come for free. A girl comes over. By the way, if you're this girl, this is just crazy and you should have a fear. She comes over. And she goes, I like, where are you from Jamaica? You can't assume. Oh, because every black person's obviously from Jamaica. It was fucking ridiculous. You can't assume from fucking. And he's like, no, and this is my girlfriend. Well, Jordan sat there going, help me. Yeah. He is sat with her for the entire... How are the women? She's gone nonverbal. She's not speaking to me still. So now we caught winter this. We've come back.

16:18Obviously, I've got a backbone and I've got a front of the lobe. So I go there and I say, sir. Go away. You need to leave. He's gone, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. Good laugh. Oh, yeah. Bit of fun. Oh, leave the stuff here, though. And I've gone, oh, no. Like, I think we're gonna, he was like, no, I'm leaving my stuff here. So he's left his stuff. But now he's man-marking the bed. So we're sat in front of the bar. And he's just stood at the bar. Just watching. Leaning on the bar. Just mat literally man-marking the bed. Because I was like, this is me. We just wanted to be us girls. Like, we're just having a girls day. Like, can you just leave us alone? And now he's man-marking the bed. Yeah. And I'm thinking, let's let the worst. Security know him. Like, they're friends of him. Yeah. There's nothing. Everyone knew him. Well, we don't know him. But we were just like, what the actual fuck is his man? Yeah. Anyway, we're about to win. We've come back now. I don't know what's happened to that hour. I've come back and I felt like Princess Diana. But it was a point where I'd get up, take a photo, lovely. I'd go to say something. Sorry, I know you're trying to enjoy your day. Get up, take a photo. Guys, it's about- It's about-

17:19For about three hours. It went on for about three hours. Like, listen. I'm sorry if you think I'm a cunt. Because, I genuinely like, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry if you think I'm a cunt. Because, uh, genuinely, I'm not an nasty person. And I love everyone that loves Grace, because I get it. She's fucking incredible. And I love her too. But at this point, I didn't care. I just didn't care. I was just like- Everyone was coming over and I was like, no, no, no, no. I was like, she must've been great. This was the cherry on top though. Also, I don't mind loving me and everyone. But it was just a little bit like- I just could have a conversation. I love girls. I love the excited gays and girls. I can't stand straight men. So this is when it tipped, right? I cannot fucking down. This man just comes and sits down next to me and goes, what was he? I think we know each other, don't we? Like, in sinewating that we'd like,

18:20fucks or something, I'll just believe as soon as, because I didn't know what he was saying. Some straight men, they don't come up to grace for grace. They come up to grace for their girlfriends or for their sisters or whatever, right? So obviously corner of my eye, I'm thinking, like, I care about grace. And if you think that I'm an ass wipe for doing that, that's fine. But he sat down and as soon as I saw Grace's body language change, I was up. I went straight over to him and I said, get up. And he rose with like shocked eyes. And I said, fuck off, mate. I said, go away now. I was like, leave. And he walked off. So I was all, well, that's brilliant then, because I can do that now. Yeah. Yeah. You didn't react. I thought, that's the great light to tell him to fuck off. Yeah, I was just like, that's fair. Yeah, there was a lot that happened that pushed both of us to the point of being like, please leave me alone. Just, yeah, like, and like I say, you love it, we love it, like it's cute. I love when you get to meet people. Well, there was two girls that came up once. I made them sit down, had a conversation. And my girl, we went to similarly uni's barblar,

19:22have a nice rest of your day. Took a photo. Then they came up again. I didn't clock, because at this point, I'm actually quite pissed. Grace has got to one photo. They're taking another photo. They've then come up another two more times. And the fourth time I said, girls, respectfully, I sat in front of the bell. I said, I love that you love her. And I'm obsessed too. But please, can you leave her alone? They were like, yeah, cool. But then they were just circling the bed. And I just thought, I got it, literally, when people are drunk, I was so sober that name, because I was like, obviously I want Grace to enjoy herself, but also the vibes were, if I needed to scrap one site, it needed to happen. So I needed to make sure I was in the right state to be like, to defend you, to get you back. So there was another situation as well, just, I mean, probably I'm not talking about that one. Yeah, because that's like someone well-known. But yeah, at that time, I was like, this is actually getting too much now. I was at a point where I stayed sober because I thought, if anything happens to you, people were fucked.

20:23And the reason we decided to leave, don't get sick, everyone was coped up, here's one actually word of advice that I could give you. If you think about doing cocaine, don't fucking do it because you are the most annoying person to ever come up to me. Everyone can tell, you won't stop talking. You're like fucking all over the phone at the mouth. Phone at the mouth. I don't mind drunk people when you're on coke, do not come up to me, because I know you can't read a room. Yeah. But then anywhere, go next to us, form it, it's a standard. Oh, no, yeah. Yeah. For some time to go. We, I took Grace to the bar from one point, and I was like, babe, I literally like, feel like your security guard and it's giving me the it because people are probably looking at that thinking, oh, she's fucking possessive or whatever. But I was just trying to protect you, basically, at that moment. We get to the bar room and this girl looks at me and she goes, GK Barry, and I go, well, it's not me, no. And she goes, where is she? And I say, she went home, because obviously Grace is having a wee. So I'm like, oh, she's gone home like that. She goes, no, she's not.

21:23Bang, bang, bang, on Grace's bar from door. And I was like, that's enough. At this point, I've clenched me because she's sorry. Oh, no, that's fine. That's just someone else. I've clenched me funny, because I don't want to make a sound in case they're like, yeah, that sounds like a GK Barry piss. Yeah, I was scared. Yeah, well, I was it she like, can you not do that? And then I think she realized, but it was horrendous on a, upon a flexion, I might have come across rude. Yeah, definitely. So I do want to say sorry for that, because I don't want it to look bad on you, nor me, because I'm not a rude person, and that's my mum's raised me to be very polite and respectful. But it got to a point where I had to be rude, because drunk and drugs, and you're coming up and you've got no, just no social cues. That's what it is. And I was like, guys, she's drowning. We can't even have one conversation. I didn't think we ever spoke. I didn't think we spoke. No, we didn't, because we were literally, that's how bad it was. But obviously, love me in all of you, by the way. Yeah. After that big event, I love being with you.

22:24Yeah, it's just, and there was some really lovely people, though. I just think that one situation with that boy, that the brub's meant when it's with me. And then I was like, now you're all going to fucking go away. Yeah. And then, so we left there, and we went with Ryan and Keon to cheeky one, which is Wayne's restaurant. That's like, round the corner. No, before that, Grace has been so annoying drunk, got like this to all the taxis, right? They're all red light. There's no green taxi, because when they've got occupied, they've got a red light, and when they're not, green light. So Grace is like this. Why are they not stopping? But she's so drunk, and I'm like, Grace, get out of the middle of the road. By the way, obviously in Spain, the cars are on the opposite side of the road. So Grace is facing the wrong way. Cars are coming from there, and she's facing the wrong way, going like that. Trying to fucking pick a taxi up. It's not even coming, because the cars are coming from behind her. And I just said, Grace, respectfully, stand over there and don't move. Well, we get to cheeky one, and this is how I knew Grace needed a walk out. She goes, the woman at the desk goes.

23:24Hi, if you enjoyed your day, Grace goes, yeah, it was amazing. It was amazing. You know, when you're drunk, but you can clock yourself slurring. I was so aware that every word I was saying wasn't right. I was so, like, I was trying to speak to Ryan. I was like, it's chicken slay, it's amazing. And I was like, I'm just going to shut up. They come up to take her order for drinks, and she goes, I'll have a vodka. And I said, no, you won't. She'll have a bottle of water. It's not. I was actually like, get water in this girl right now. You were a mashup. Parallel it. Yeah, you were a marilletic again. Yeah. Anyway, cheeky one was lovely. It was great food. And then we went home. Great company. Yeah. It was a little small group of people. Went home, saw someone getting CPR on the side of the road. Oh my god, yeah, in Spain. Like, if it's happened in England, we were saying, M25 would be shut off for two days. Like someone died on there, right? Yeah. There's two lanes. It's a dual carriageway. There's cars being passed by, as there's someone just on the tarmac getting CPR. No tent, nothing.

24:24We was like, yeah, it was mad. What? Yeah, it was mental. Anyway. Off to that. Yeah. Went back to our hotel. What did we do on the other day? Oh, boat trip. Right. Let me fucking tell you something about this boat trip. Good laugh. So we get on the boat. Good laugh. Yeah. The captain, lovely bloke. Wasn't he? He was lovely, so kind. Gorgeous, lovely. So we take off. Is that what we do? Don't know. We get going. What's it, doc? Are you on doc? Now, we dock up at these... What? We dock. We put the ganker down. The ganker. Watch your mouth. We put down the anchor and we all get out the boat. Well, I get out the boat. Jordan gets out and we get out. I'm swimming. Ella can't swim. So she's in this bright orange life jacket. It's as if like it, but it's not like a life jacket. It's one that you would put on while drowning, like actively drowning.

25:26And there's a whistle on it to call for help. So I just test the waters and I'm blowing this whistle on the captain of the ship. Oh, every name is. He did not live a fart once. No. I was blowing this whistle like as if I was dying. So sad. And he was just sitting on the boat like, oh, yeah, having a good look around. I thought if I was actually drowning, yeah, that would be a horror story. But it was so rocky that Emma started getting a bit seasick, right? So we're like, cool, can we go to a different destination? Still like, still water, you know, like calm. Gets this up a destination. I'm straight in. Like a fly on ship. I asked for the paddleboard. I need to tell this story because this is fucking hilarious. Yeah, I asked for the paddleboard and arguably it's a fucking egg on your part. I say to everyone, right, let's do one V1, gladiator style. Two of us stand on the paddleboard, fight each other off, right? So Emma and Jordan done it twice. Emma falls off and goes, fuck, she comes out out of the water and goes, I've been stung and we're all like, oh, shut up. Oh, yeah, so it was so exciting. I'm like, yeah, you've hit the rope that was like, had the weights on it and see.

26:27We were 10 meters away from the rope. But yeah, Jordan's like, no, you've scratched it on my bikini. We're all like, oh, shut up. Well, Grace gets on the wall with me. We didn't even have chance to fight. We did one fight. Yeah, we had one fight. And as we fought off, Grace goes under and the way this girl rose and was like, I've been stung. And we were like, like on my ass hole, like on my fucking starfish, batty, that it was right there. I'm now screaming. I'm trying to get on board the paddleboard. But now everyone's panicking. So we're all trying to get on this paddleboard. I'm going, sir, sir, obviously the captain doesn't give a fuck. Finally, he turns round. I'm going, jellyfish, jellyfish, ass, ass. He's going, oh yes. We'll have heard for a couple of days. I've gone, no, you don't understand the severity of this. I have been stung on my ass hole by jellyfish. So you know that, say, like, if someone gets stung,

27:27you should piss on him. I didn't piss on Grace by this. Obviously, let it happen. I'm sorry. No one's there now. No one, obviously, M and you got stung. But we didn't piss on each other, don't worry. But at the time, I was like, it was just gradually. Like, I don't want to panic Grace because I know Grace has got answer right here anyway. But she goes, oh look, is it bad? It's just like a little red market's point. I go, yeah, it's fine, babe. No worries. Five minutes pass. And I go, I let me have another look. She lifts her leg up. And the size, it was like a blister on abscess on the bottom of her ass cheek. It was like a whole other butt cheek. Oh my god, it was so bad. And I was like, you'll be fine. She was like, take a picture, I was like, taking a photo of this thing. It was bad, weren't it? Yeah, for a couple of days Grace kept my own in, but you know what, we must not be drinking them. No, I've never felt a pain like that. It felt like I had been slapped with 50 elastic bands on my ass. Like, it was like the worst bank I've ever had. It was awful. We also got off the boat, and I just didn't, again,

28:29I just have wardrobe problems all the time. So I brought swim shorts and normal shorts. No, I didn't. I brought swim shorts and then wore boxes and then I wore swim shorts. I thought, you know, chop and change. Make sure the wet ones can dry. I'm on period, all that shit. So anyway, I then get to the end of the boat trip, and I'm like, guys, my shorts are wet, and I only have boxes. So now I've got off this boat in boxes. Whoa, obviously Grace has been stopped. And Grace, you know what, I hadn't, I did this myself. I went, girls, I just got stung knowing, oh my god, it's actually, I was like, yes, yes, it is. I just wanted to warn you, that was all on me. And that was an egg. You did do that. I didn't do that. I was like, Grace, read the fucking room out here in Ibifar in a pair of boxes, and a top, and they were like trying to talk to me and I was like, head down, walk, fucking run. Cause I thought, absolutely not, I was getting me pee. Yes, she was, and I was like,

29:29Wait, she went back out to my house and said, Grace, read the fucking room. Don't know. I was in boxes and a t-shirt. With no bra, on by the way, I looked, a fuck, I looked haggard. So then we find this shop to go into cause it's about 94 minutes for an Uber. Guess what they fucking sell, girls. Bus miles, yeah, they sell bus balls. I'm away from home. Yeah, I have never been so happy to see a bus for a double dropped. I took both of them, and we bought some, we bought some paddles for the pool. We had the AU ice poles as well, they were gorgeous. We loved them. And then it was time for Cafe Mamba. Yeah, Mamba. And yeah, Cafe Mamba was a good vibe. Yeah, we get to Cafe Mamba. Thank you to Hannah Holland for sorting Cafe Mamba. Thank you, Hannah, I love you so much. Also, yeah, your whole team actually really did try and do their part. Yeah, yeah, while we were, she's cheering in the corner. Oh, go on, treat her. She's not. You can make an appearance, come sit. Tell us what it's like to work with Grace.

30:32No, Grace's team were fucking brilliant while we were, yeah. But we get to Cafe Mamba. Now, again, one of the preface, I'm not rude. Pop grows the fucking weasel. One of the preface, I'm not rude. You've had to say this. I need to though, because there's a few things that like, just can't run. One is people drunk and drugged up. Oh, I know what you're going to say. Two is people please. People that video you on the slide while you're just out trying to enjoy yourself. Fuck off. Don't do that. I know we've just complained, but I would rather you just come up. Because I'll always say yes for a picture. Yeah, but we'll know. Obviously, Ocean being just like a one-off. Yeah, but Grace would never say no. And I get like Grace is like, in some people's eyes, you're like, fucking massive, like, big no, like, call me fat. No, like, no, Jacob. Is it like, you're there inspiration or whatever it may look like? But I was like, yeah, I'd rather them come up to you and just be like, look, get a photo. No one's ever got a problem with that. Obviously, I could say Ocean Beach was just like a one-off

31:33that I never experienced that in my life. And I had to put a stop to it. But the cafe member situation we walk in, this girl's gone, GK, you've gone, I love what you do. Yeah, of course. We sit down. And she's now, I've literally looked to my left, just like scanning the restaurant, you know, scanning surroundings. And she's like this. But she's looking at her phone. So she's not clocked that I can see what she's doing, because she's on the slide looking down at her phone like that. I've made contact with the camera and I'm like, thinking, you're going to watch that back and get the ick now, because I was actually watching you do that. Anyway, had a great time there. A major. So I was gorgeous. We talked about your aunt. We were gorgeous. My aunt and my cousin turned up. They were. Oh my god, incredible. Parallelic. I was like, I had to meet them at the door. Well, Molly wasn't, but Dina was. Dina stumbled up the stairs. Didn't even see me there. Grabbed onto me like I was a stranger and gone, sorry. And I go, it's me. Yeah. Hi. She was, she was drunk as fuck. We sat down, had some more drinks.

32:34Then there was a tobacco situation. Oh my god. So she couldn't get these fags. No one was open, then there was a fag machine inside. Then it only took notes. Then it only took coins. Anyway, thank God for Molly, because she speaks espanyole. Yeah. So she thought that I was. She thought that I was a fluent Spanish. Unreal. Yeah. We get her fags. We're about to leave. I get the bill, whatever. Bang. Let's go. The girl approached us. Oh, I forgot about that. I didn't even know this happened, by the way. I said, yeah, Grace just walked towards. That's a fluvia. She went to go for Grace, and I just said, respectfully, you just filmed Grace on the slide. I saw you do it. And then she's like on the defensive. Like, no, I did it. And I just thought, I'm not going to argue with you. I see you literally see you do it, but it's fine. So yeah, sorry to that girl too, but just don't do that. If you ever see Grace again, just let you approach her and say hello, because you just never know what you're doing in that moment, what you're saying in that moment, how it can be taken out of context, but I know I'm slacking someone. I've just been Grace's best interest at heart, and I just don't want people to do that. So we move on.

33:35We then go to, at this point, me and Jordan have heels on our heels a killing. Hi. We're like, let's go quickly get some flip-flops. So I've got taken the heels off. And I've gone to the woman in the shop. I've gone to sell these. You'll get a good machine, but you'll get a good price for them. Like just sell them at them sweet, actually. Lucky day. And she's like, yes, I might guess. We now travel to this place called Pikes. Yeah, Molly goes, I want to spend my birthday at Pikes. At Pikes. At this point, it's like, what's it? 11.30? Yeah. It's 11.30. 11.30. So Molly's got 30 minutes to see out our birthday in Pikes. That was the, that was the aim. Yeah. We arrive, and they look down at Grace's and Jordan's feet, and they go, no. So we're like, Molly, you go in. Dean has gone missing, by the way. We're all like, where's the amount? We've lost the amount. And I'm like, Molly, just go in. With your mom, enjoy your birthday. We're going to change our shoes, come back. Let me just tell you something about what? Because Ella's not going to tell this story correctly. OK? So we've now taken another half an hour cab back to this.

34:36It wasn't half an hour. Don't take the piss. She's about 15 minutes. So we've gone back, and we've just found this store that has like close in it. So we've gone in. Ella has got a little man bag on, little funny pack. Right? This is going to piss me off. I won't even drunk. We're right at the back. I won't even drunk at this point. Guys, just make your own conclusion. She's working. She's turned round. She's whacked like three shot glasses off. Wait, one. And they was, they were, they were, they were, one smashed. No, that's so dramatic. Grace is there. And she's telling a big fat light. So then one shot glass. So the store people have come over, and she's gone, oh, I saw, I'm so sorry. Do you want me to, I'll pay for them, and they went, yeah, you'll have to. And Ella was like, what, seriously? It's if you were only saying it to me, now. It wasn't that deep. So Ella was for you. I just, it was an accident, an accident happened. And what pissed me off more was, they went, yeah, you're going to pay for it. And then the woman comes over with the broom, starts sweeping, knocks to offer herself.

35:36I thought, you've purposely put them on the edge of the shelves for people not to come off, and then they have to pay for them. Don't piss me off. I did not fucking stumble into that shelf and knock shot glasses over. That's not what I was. So then we saw our escalators, whatever they're called. Espodrals. Espodrals. And if you don't know what they are, they are. Espodrals. They're like a really thin soul and just five eats thing. I've got, have a taste of gold. I'm encouraging it, but I know that it's like, come. Ella, Ella has gone, oh, just wear that. And being Jordan of looks at each other, gone, have you fucking lost your mind? And Ella's getting annoyed now. She's like, what is a problem? Like, what is a problem with them? Like, there's literally no problem. And we're like, all right, fucking hell, we'll wear them. When those shoes touched my feet, my aura went down by, to minus. We were walking around looking like A&E nurses. Nothing wrong with an A&E nurse. I know. But I wasn't working in A&E, I was at Pikes. You know what I mean? So anyway, we get back to Pikes.

36:38Right, we're back now. We're in the queue. We've got halfway through the queue, which is now long. And we've looked at the board, no under 27s. Being raised by 26. Yeah. So we've just gone, do you know what? I can't face being turned away twice. We've gone out. Deena has now come stumbling out. And the first thing she said is, you're espadrilles. So get her in a cab. Get her in a cab, I'm not after that. She's gone in a cab. But now we're with Molly. How do we actually properly start? Sorry, I prefer this. You're like, previs as well. Molly's put Deena in the cab. These are my aunt and my cousin. She's put her in the cab. I should be right at the hotel, can I know? We then get in a cab ourselves, and Molly goes, oh, I got room key. Deena's non-verbal. She's dressed in her as well. Oh, I should be on my mom's age. We're about 40, 50. She's fallen asleep in the hallway of the hotel. Yeah. Anyway, hope you well. Deena, love you, Deena. You're in the middle of your fucking, you're my dream.

37:39So we decide, right, let's just go to this place called Soul City, I think it was. It's the only place that I'd be for that has R&B. Thank god. Much to my decision. I was sick of literally for hours just hearing a constant beat with no words. I loved it. That's what annoys me about you. I just can't. How are you just listening to a constant fucking beat? I like raves, Ella likes whining about it. Like, it's, we're very different. It's not, R&B is all different. Like, there was all different vibes. Yeah, but I can't dance to R&B. I can just dance to a beat because it's like this. Yeah, true. Well, yeah. We got into, we got into that club that was brilliant. That was. That was the best night I've ever had. And then did anything happen in that club? Oh, my God. Can I just tell you something? What? Ella's such a good dancer, right? And that wasn't me taking the pitch. You are an amazing dancer, but she knows, I don't know how to word this, but she knows, like, different culture dances. Does this make sense? Like, she's doing the fucking like, she's doing like all of like, stuff that, by the way, I was not moving like.

38:40No, no, it was really good. Oh, my God. So like, Ella was on the dance floor and this like group of guys, like, stopped everyone. It was like something out of a movie, stopped everyone and was like, white girl can move. And then this guy starts joining in and they're like, both having a dancer. I was like, and it was like, I can't even, I don't know how to say it, but it was like a movie. And, yeah, literally, and he was like, you wait, white, walks off. It's the end of that. Everyone goes back to normal after their dance off. I was like, what the fuck is happening? I know my people when I got on a night out and it's not white people. Yeah, it's not white. That's fair enough. I love just mixing it and just being in and amongst it. And I don't mind if I'm the only white galley, but honestly, people do think I actually was born like, I think. It's just the way you dance. It's incredible. I just don't like, anyway. So then, also that girl. Let me fucking tell you something. This girl comes over to Ella. It was Amnesia first. It's that Amnesia first.

39:40Amnesia, this girl comes, right. We're queuing outside this segment. We queuing outside and this girl's like, oh my God, my friend fancies Ella and I'm like, whatever. Left it at that, right? Because I don't care whatever, she's fit. We're now in Sol City, right? It's a couple of days, aren't we? Her friend comes up to me first, goes, my friend is obsessed with you. And if she knows you're in here, she's going to lose her mind. Yeah. And now I've got all cookers. I'm standing at the bar on my own. Can't see Grace and I'm like, ha, ha, ha. Anyway, she comes up to me and goes, did you miss me? This bitch has met me. I just looked away. I thought I can't be rude. The girls now come over to me. And I've clocked her friend you came over to her earlier because obviously I know. And I've gone, are you the girl? Straight, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry, I've been like, yeah, it's fine. Whatever, just don't kiss her. Do you know what I mean? Just don't kiss her. Leave her alone. It makes coming over to me, I'm really sorry. I thought it's fine, everyone's fine. We saw someone drink gets spiked.

40:42We did. Didn't let them drink it obviously. Yeah, I got them another drinks because there was a guy just standing at the table all night just standing there. They put their drinks down to talk to us. And I've clocked, he's putting stuff like powder or something in their drink. And I'm like, wait, they go over. And I think that I think their drink must look different or whatever I look cloudy or whatever it looked. They were like, we think that guy's put, and I was like, no, I know that guy's put something in your drink because I saw it. But yeah, we got them other drinks. That was bad, that was bad. Just gun bags. Yeah. So now it's 3 a.m. And also Ryan and Keane and that have all joined us again. Oh, yeah. It was like, it was incredible. It was like a second coming. I was like, wow. So we're like, the party's not done. The party's not over. Yeah. Where can you recommend? So we go to this other bar. Let me tell you about this other bar. Me? It was just, so we walk in. We've got a table, but there's also another table next to us, full of girls that, you know the girls that are too stish to dance. Oh my god, please. Which is fine, by the way, because I can't dance.

41:44But it's one of those like, they're just like, judging people. They're just sat like this. So we're on our booth. We're all dancing. We're having a good time. And Ella spots again. What was it? One of them filming. She was sat like with her back to us, but she was like this. And I literally looked, because I don't know what it is about me. You've got it. Yeah, I'm very observant. And I always can just clock what's going on. Yeah. So she's videoing. And I look down. I can't remember what I looked down that way. Anyway, I see myself in the camera. And I'm like, wait, what? So I'm like, cool, there's another situation. So I've turned round to have gone. Listen, like, don't video grace. Like, on the slide, if you want a picture, I like you can just ask for one. Anyway, Grace then taps me. What's going on? I said, don't worry about it. It's under control. Do you want a picture? She goes, no. And now, because it's boring out. The whole table, then look. And I'm like, you're a comfort. Yeah, because that's actually muggy. It's not, I mean, it's so muggy. Don't video her, then. That's why I said to her. When she said, no, I was like, well, don't fucking

42:44video her, then. What are you doing? Just so weird. It's so humbling, as well, because it's like, yeah, okay, fair. Like, I didn't expect you to, but, cool. Yeah, it was, that was the crazy. That was crazy. And then I was ready to fight. I didn't want to see those drinks. Also, let me over there. And I was like, and what are you going to possibly do? And I was like, yeah, it's such a good point. Then we met the DJ. She was lovely. We met the DJ, though. You know what I did that's such a nick, as well. And I bet DJs want to look at me and want to punch me face. I go, ah, play sexy red. Play sexy red. And she was like, I literally don't have that. I was like, oh, anything. And she was like, it's just, it's techno tonight. And I was like, no. She didn't do that. I was like, okay, sorry. And you know what else I did? No. I keep reliving this. It's so embarrassing. So when we were walking to the DJ booth, I heard a group of people say, well, hey. And I thought in my self-centered day, we were hanging at parties. But I thought they were, well, hey in it me. So I turn around and I do the big it. Well, hey, I do the biggest, well, hey, looking at them.

43:45Like, well, and they all look at me. And I clopped. That wasn't it me. And I was just like, turn back around and be like, I'm so embarrassed, I saw that. That's like top 10 worst things ever happened to me. It was the biggest one, hey, I've ever done. Like, it was stored in the depths of my soul. Yeah, that did that. Oh, group of people. Like, what the fuck is she doing? That was so fucking annoying. It was so criminal. Anyway, then that was, was that the just the end of the night? I think so. Yeah, I think I called it again. I'm so good when we're away. Or do you call it a 6am? But, no, but I know when the night's over and you weren't as drunk that night as you had been the previous. So, some nights had to get cut short like before the others. Because you weren't going to make it out alive. Yeah. And then we go back to the hotel and now it's the day of the checkout. Yeah. Shall we? What? Our little bicker. Because it is quite funny to look back on. What do we bicker about? So, Jordan and that came back to us again and we were like, let's go sit by the pool. Like, we were all violently hung over as well.

44:46Like, this wasn't good and I had the shits. Like, I don't remember what this bicker was about. What happened? So, I do know, actually. Right. Right, at this point by the way, Grace is hung over and she's anxious and she's got the fear and she's a horrible little nasty little girl. No, actually, I was very sensitive, thank you. So, anyway, so we go down by the pool. Yeah. I'm playing this video basically and Grace looks at me and goes, with a nasty little face. No, I don't. I say it nicely, by the way. You didn't. I said, can I turn it down? I said, can you turn it down? No, you didn't. You did. I said, turn it down. Right. Well, in my era, it sounded like you were turning that down. In my throat, it was can you turn it down? No, then. Anyway, so I'm like, looking at Grace, I stopped the video and I said, pardon? I said, can you turn it down a little bit? I go, why? Who am I bothering? I'm people by the pool. I'd be like, who am I bothering? It's like a video. It's like another one dead, run over. No, it was literally about four other people near us. Yeah. And if someone wanted me to tell my phone down, they would have gone, can you turn your phone down? I wasn't bothering anyone. So Grace then just done this and I was like, you know what,

45:48Grace, I wish you'd just stop caring about what other people think and just let me be. Because always doing what you need. And he told me to fuck off. I did, I said, fuck off Grace. And then that is when I went into the biggest drop that has ever happened known to man. So I'd just bitch. Oh my God, I was actually like, and of course it was that tiny little thing that's hip-to-roared for the edge. I started crying. I went to the toilet like, discreetly came back, sunglasses on. And it was trying to make up for me. I was like, no, I just don't like the way you shouted at me. I overdid it. I was like, you shouted at me around the pool. She was like, you shouted at me in front of everyone. I was like, I was overdoing it. But we living in the same... Well, I felt like she shouted. She just said it badly, I'm sorry. No, I didn't. I said it firmly because you said, turn that down firmly. So then I snapped back. So I thought, I beg your pardon. You telling me to turn my phone down. Turn your attitude down. Anyway, this goes on for honest for too long. It was like an hour. She said sorry four times. Give my phone number as well. And then when I was ready to be like, okay, let's go, she was down and moved. So it was like, fuck it down. Now we've got to deal with this.

46:49Then Ella storms off back to the room. I'm left with Emma and Jordan. And obviously the vibes are awkward because I've just ruined the day. So I'm like, should we just go back to the room? And I'm like, okay, and Jordan's like, why don't you get her two strawberry laces? Because at the hotel, they had three picnemics. So I said, yeah, this will work. This will work. And I'm one thing about Ella. She loves strawberry cable. So I took two with my hands, took them up the lift, getting the room. I thought you'd want these. I don't want them. Now we're back on it. Now I'm back in a stop. Yeah. Jordan has literally had to say, guys, we've had to then argue it out in front of Jordan and Emma. I'm like, it's just ridiculous, isn't it? Like the way you are. And she's back at me. Like, it was fucking pathetic. Like, blah, blah, blah. We're arguing. Anyway, then we hug it out. We're fine. Now it's like, I sort of, I sort of said sorry first. Well, I said sorry second. But anyway, it's fine. And whatever we're over at. It's time for the journey home. It's time for the journey home. So basically, mummy, I did book a private jet. But I did pay for the eco fuel.

47:51Just to let you know, I pay for the eco fuel. And I don't do it often, so I'm going to special case. Because our flight home was at like 10 pm. We'd get home at like two. It was delayed. I was not doing it. So I was like, well, fuck it. Like, I've got the fans. I'll do it. Anyway, we get to this private jet terminal. We're really tall, like, walks in. I'm on the phone to be cab driver, giving him all that. Emma, Ella's, everyone's faces are just gone. Gone. It was stormsy. Stormsy's walked in. That's good, man. But because we know what I was about, I was actually fangirling, but I thought, I know that it's annoying to go up to someone. So I wouldn't do that. So then I was just sat there and I, from across to the Mars thinking, I literally sang shut up for my initiation song. Yeah, yeah, she should do that. So we didn't say anything, weren't looking at him, but inside we were like, oh, my God, it's stormsy. Anyway, we get taken to the security. That man's a god, by the way, crafted by God. Security also takes stormsy with us. So you know, when you have to do that picture, that security, the ugly, it is the ugliest thing.

48:52You're stood there hunchback. And they're going, no, it hasn't worked. Do it again. I'm like, stormsy, so. We're all like cracking jokes as well to try and see if we can make Stormsy laugh on the slide. Yeah, we were all at hot fought. Stormsy wasn't laughing at all. At all. Also, when we walked past him, it was like this. Ella's looking at him like, doesn't smile at her. No, his friend smiled at me, but he just wasn't trying to make eye contact with his parents. Of course, because he probably fucking knew that we were all doing stand-up to try and impress him. We were like, what the fuck are these losers? So we get on the plane and miss plane. No, at one point Jordan goes, I look butters and I go, butters, I know that, and I just, oh my God. And then, and then, and then it goes silent. And it goes, I can't believe my cousin speaks Spanish. I'm going, please, please. Not if you're almost trying to involve him. Like, can you believe it? It's one of it. If we're not in Spain, by the way. And Spanish is what most people learn at school. Oh my God.

49:52So we've now got... Looking back, he must have bought... Fucking shut, shut up. Who let these guns in here? Yeah, yeah, just fuck off. Seriously. Anyway, so now, we're on the plane. This plane is so small, and I'm not complaining, obviously, because it's private. But it's like one seat here and one seat there, it's giving sea plane, yeah? We're on the plane, cool. Door shots, a cany-breathe. It was so, so small, we take off. And the times we have been on a project, it's alright, isn't it? Like, can't feel anything. Wait, this time, yeah. I was actually... I'm not scared of flying, I don't care. No. This plane, we've literally just taken off. Why the fuck... Oh... Like, I'm down. I'm flying out the sky. Like, I've got whiplash. No, I've never felt like I'd been inside that before. It, and because it's such a small plane, I can just see the wind going, woo, like that, we're flying out the sky. I'm literally crying. I'm crying, I'm like, I, oh, because I wanted to show off. Like, it was, it was all...

50:53I was just there, Giggling. I had some idea what'd be an extra, I just laughed it off. It was, I'm there, Giggling, Jordan, and... I'm holding the emergency door. Like, ready for it. Yeah, Gray's in Jordan, are fucking losing their mind. And Emma's just looking around like... Emma's got the shits as well. Oh my god, I need to tell this story. Oh, right. It's like, Ellen goes for a piss. Ha ha ha ha ha! He's on the plane. This toilet. No! So when you're in the toilet, you're like this. Right, sat down. So, Ellen's gone for a piss. And how you shut the doors is there's two sliding doors. The down lock is just two sliding doors, right? No, Gray. And we're just all just sat there. And Ellen's obviously... Giggling Ellen's got up. We've heard Charles... Giggling And she's gone to the floor. And she's turned around. And she's turned around. I took the doors to... I took the doors with me. I opened the other door and she stood there. But it took out. And she hasn't realised the door's open. The captain has turned... Because I am now screaming with Laura.

51:56And I couldn't hear them back there. I couldn't hear them. Because it was just... Her trousers round her ankles and her arson pussy just like, out. And the captain has turned around and be like, UGH! And I am now... And then like, I then realise I've thought there's a bit of a breeze here. I've looked around the whole pain's looking at me and I'm like, I'm in a team of pilots and everyone's just looking at Ellen's arson. I literally had to close the doors. And then I was laughing so much. I couldn't even wipe myself. I was in that toilet for about 10 minutes trying to like, AHA! And I just couldn't do it. I was giggling so much. I was crying. And the reason the captain turned around is, I think he thought there was a medical emergency. Because I... It was... Scree... There was worse and worse sounds coming... It's the material of those doors. They were like... Wood. No, they were like gloss. So my cheeks just took the door. It was a spun to wipe my ass. Oh, that was... Honestly, that was the worst thing that's ever happened to me. Then there was more turbulence. That was so embarrassing. And the whole trip was turbulence. There was fucking mackerel on the food.

52:59It was insane. Anyway, we land. I see a pink plane. No, you went... Oh, fucking, we'd love a jet of my own blah, blah. Yeah. I go, would you get a pink one? Yeah, I go, I'll say, that would be so nice. As we landed, I've seen a pink jet, a white and pink jet. On grace, yeah. There's a pink jet there. I've gone... Who's... Is that? And I've looked on the tail. Paris Hilton. Paris Hilton. Yeah. Fuck off. We landed next to it. Have a lot... At this point, I've lost my entire fucking mind. I have a lot... I'm like, where is she? Like, I've been like, let me in there. I've been like, can I take a picture of it? They were like, no, and I was like, fuck it. I've taken a picture of it. I'm like, next to it like... Anyway, the jet was crazy. She wasn't there. No, she wasn't. The stairs were down though, so she was gonna board very soon. But I... I had like a carpet down... A pink carpet. Oh, man. She must have so much money. And it had her like signature Paris with a heart on the eye. Only like, yeah. It was insane. In sane. Anyway, then we landed.

53:59Got the dogs when I'm... That was it. Yeah, it was quiet. And I haven't had a solid shit since. It was quite a lot. Yeah, it was quite a lot. But in better news, I've signed for me a wall now. Get up. New... New. Everyone go get your season tickets. See Grace there. I've really loved the atmosphere at Millwall. Yeah. I love the fans. And I also, like, the fans of Millwall. Me, my fans. I love Millwall fans. And also your manager. He is ten. Or just. I love him. Although we did have a preseason friendly already, so we've had a couple now. Yeah. First game of season was 16th for August. But there was one friendly we had. And obviously, my first time playing, I'm a little bit shaky anyway. My manager was like, look, before you go out, you're all going to have a target on your back this year. Oh, yeah. Keep your head. I'm like, all right. Sorry, this is a completely changed conversation. She's telling us. Yeah. We used to play against Maidstone. This fall back, I was playing against. Done this crazy thing with her feet that she could never do again by the way.

54:59And she will never do again. I asked her how she'd done it. And she was like, anyway, she'd done this thing. And then, like, literally, she'd not be balled that way. And obviously, I've gone to press it, but then I've slowed down. And she's gone there. And then, like, the whole bench is like, whew! Oh, click that, put that on TikTok. I'm like, what the fuck is going on? Yeah, everyone's lucky towards my smells now, because I feel like that you do have a target on your back. I do. And it's not... And I didn't also... I'm not going to lie. When I watch, I don't watch. I just sort of... I can't see most of the time in your ex-umpit. So, like, I'm just there for you. I do watch you when you're on, but sometimes it's hard to keep up, you say. And I didn't know any of this had happened. They were just being so muggy the entire game, and I thought, that's not a problem. And then, we won the game, and the manager comes up to me at the end, the one that was shouting about that on TikTok, he goes, I have good season, yeah, shakes man. I go, fucking, click that and put it on TikTok, right? He goes, yeah, I'm going to clip that and try to ban it me. I said, fuck off you sausage.

55:59I lost it. I think, but Ella, she's going to tell someone to fuck off. And I'm going to tell you your sausage as well. What you want to be how old? And then, and then, all the team that were being horrible to me, go up to Grey's, can we get a fair? I didn't know when I was on the phone. I was like, yeah, oh my god. And I said something to them. I went, I'll say you love me a little world, and they went, yeah, no. It was all, it was all for a try. But yeah, this season is going to be a fucking ball. Yeah. I'm just there to be happy. So if you are playing against me and you are listening, please just be nice, because I'm only a human being. And I won't take pictures of you if you're not nice. I'll ban Grey's from pictures at game. I am banned, actually. If you're, what I did the other day when you were playing against Cape Bird, no. She's obsessed with Cape Bird. I can't lie. Herne Bay. Herne Bay. Cape Bird. Herne Bay. The players wanted a picture, and I was so terrified about what happened. I made them take off their shirts and swap with other people with black T-shirts.

57:02And I was like, you can only get a picture if it's not in your care. It's not even that. Like, you can get photos of the opposition. I'm going to be fine. But just be nice to me, please, because I'm a little bit sensitive, and I just want to be happy. Yeah. That's all. I just want to be me. Yeah, I just want to be me. Anything else you'd like to add? I love my friends on Twitch. Oh, yeah. Go follow Ella Rutherford on Twitch. You have a lovely view. Sophie, I'm going to shout you out. Corey, weezy, Cheyenne. Love you. A welcome. Chris Weezy. I've made the best of friends with these people online. She actually has. I'm like third wheeling every day. No, they love you too, but I love those guys. Apart from that, we're still together. Yes. Many are shocked from the last podcast. Yeah, I was going to say everyone bought me on the rocks. We're not on the rocks. We just love to pick her. Yeah, we just fucking love arguing. I just love it. It's like a kink. Yeah. Anything else? No? Love you. I know.

58:02Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You can't hear your knees until we are lovely. Oh, yeah. Right. Stopping. I love you. Say goodbye. Goodbye. Bye. Bye, Jay. Bye, Jay. Bye, Jay. This has been a global and the fellow studios production.