Ep. 180: TENDER DEGENERATE!

0:00The Skulls! Guys, welcome to the Bombsquad Podcast episode 1-Ery. We're here with the 1-Ery, guys. How do you feel? I feel good. I'm full of cells. I love the way we have, you know, God knows how many energy drinks we have, but you still got to get the cell. Oh yeah, we drink more than professional athletes in the energy drinks. We take four cans of monster, a talk for an hour. Still tired? Still tired of a moat. Would you try a treadmill podcast? Well, you talked me off getting one of the walking pods. What kids a walking pod do you? Well, I need to get me, I don't move when I'm here, that's the problem. Oh, at home? It is weird that it's a big shift, you know. We were in Poroshaelarwick, we walked everywhere.

1:02And you're like, isn't it weird that like we live in a huge amount of space at the house. No one walks anywhere. You drive to the shop, you drive, you have to drive to do a walk. It's a nightmare. It's also come to have been, you know, how did you find living for a week in your body of water? Did you think your mind? Yeah, if there wasn't two young children there, I would have done grittings. Did you watch a single serial killer documentary? No, I watched in Napoleon. It's an improvement for sure. Joaquin. Yeah. It's my, I know it's a big cinematic movie, but... I do an accent, there's something. Yeah. You're Joaquin Phoenix, have you seen it? No. Oh my god. Long. Long. Long. Long. And him just dick in the waifal. There's no wine in the diet and back in the day. No, you know, you get them with a turkey leg and slam a thigh and we're like,

2:04he just signals her front around. Around. Nine skirts in there and just, some boys still do like that. And they'd be like, you better be pregnant. You know what I mean? That better be the one. Not load. Yeah. Have you not done any? Tie you to four horses, rip you apart. But they do walk in and be like, hello. You're like, do an accent. Why is, why, you're doing an accent with English? I'm surprised I haven't seen the phone, but you do a Joaquin Phoenix. You're like, the bloody English are coming to get us again. Here's a Joaquin, I don't know. He's a Joaquin. He's a Joaquin. This is a different thing. You know, I don't know, I don't know where they got this information. But the way he chose to portray Napoleon. Yes. And he almost very, you know, hello, I'm Napoleon. Very sort of stoic and slightly detached. And I was like, well, it's Joaquin Phoenix. You know, yeah, do something. But maybe that's the way Napoleon was. You know, he was trying to say true to the target.

3:05I can't adopt anybody can adopt. Yeah. Notice what? I don't know. Wasn't Napoleon like a wee man? It was a wee man. Yeah. Napoleon. So Joaquin Phoenix. Napoleon Dynamite Syndrome? Renined like a, no. No, I think he's probably a pretty average sized guy. Yeah. But yeah, there was about a camera trickery, with a medium looks small. Yeah. But like full blown Porsche English. And you're supposed to be French. Oh, God, guys, the English are coming. Yeah, give it some fun. Even the bikers and some of some fucking English. Don't around no fucking. Do you remember that? This one's from an arcade, Belfast episodes. I've never seen them, but I've heard a lot about them. Oh. Onterum. For the say that a lot. Yeah. I go watch a few YouTube's. Onterum. We're seeing it at the Europa. You guys from the Shanko? Roll up outside the Europa. You can't fucking park that. Get the fuck out of here. Some fucking Vona Coyle driver. Fuck off. No, can you imagine trying to be a bike-a-gong, Belfast would be tough. I'm sure they do exist. But the hackles from people in the street would be tough.

4:06You saw a drive and somewhere to bump each other? Oh. Nice wee jackets. Your mummy, Matt, got plenty of them. Dwarf-a-parkins. Some rockin' off that. Fuck sick. Get on a bike. That would be the way. New thing. I did pull in to that thing. I tried the Europa. Europa? You're a robot one time, Jackson. You just got dogs abuse. Where? Everybody toxic, stormin'. I tried the ureth. Fuckin' me on it. Get it, don't fuck. I'm droppin' somewhere. Why don't you get a fuck? No, you can't park there. Run my own little parkins business. Also, totally fucked up my head. Whenever I came back, it wasn't that someone was a couple months ago. And they've now completely transformed the bus stop. And to like, just like, we different eateries. Oh. But the bus stop, who architecture remains the same. It's like the ticket booth now is like a wee bar.

5:08I was like, this is fucked. This is like, I know, I know people feel when they talk about this busy and what it used to be. Can I get a retarded, the fuck on Blitzfield? That's where I got my 27 phrase. And they're served up margaritas. That's incredible. I mean, a lot of them just kept the full decor. They kinda have. They go all the floor in the States, and a lot of it is kinda similar. Well, yeah, they've wrapped it, but it is mad, Santa. Just this came into my hammer, told me about Europa. Do you remember we went back there one night? We were in the hammered. We either. We either. And they brought the sandwiches out. Well, I had one night with McCartney, where we did the, we were at the comedian's Christmas day, God blocked. And then we went to, what do you call the gay nightclub? Take care, Peck. What's it called? Goomba. Scramlin. Scramlin. Went to Cramlin. Had a great night. Someone offered McCartney Popper. I snapped him out of his hand. Oh, just, I'm soft. And then we went back to Europa, and then the guy, we'd like ordered a drink or something

6:14up to the room, and then the guy that came up to the room, like recognized us, and was like, oh boy, there's a staff to you there. Peck and Ham Sam. Because if you want to lock with them, brought up, brought us up a full, like, you know, they would, like, how you doing, so, just turkey and ham Sam. What's the name of that silver thing they left? Is it a closh or something? A closh or fucking, absolutely closhed. I was fucking on my shoulder. I was on rail. I was on rail. Sagan eat the closh off. We were like, who had any of us? Just number of. The same thing happened to me. I was doing something, and we were standing there. And Mori was there. Yeah, the fuck else was there. And we ordered a pinceton, we were trying to get food, and yeah, some like night porter guy was just like, do you want a couple of sandwiches? And he probably did the same thing. Nothing better. Probably someone's dead on gold downstairs, and he's like, I just want to eat these. Nothing better. So, I just want to eat some of those upstairs, like them. When your drunk sandwiches are probably the best thing you can eat. It is amazing. And the psychology of the triangular sandwich is crazy. You prefer it? Well, it's just, you know, once you pop, you can't start.

7:16Yes. Like if someone just stacked up square bread, probably like two of them would do you, even if you were a pesh, you'd be like, I'm sorry. Yeah. But then triangular form? There's no, there's no really into it. No, you might be in this one there for sure. It's a bit like when people go, you know, do you want to eat the, do you want to eat these, like, it wraps? Then you go, no. And they go, what if a couple of them try and go and fry them? And you dip them in guacamole? You're like, oh, yeah. Yeah. I'm going to be like, yeah, I'll leave that. Well, yeah, the burger is on to that, because you know, usually a sandwich is trying to go is, you know, not to bust out the GCSE Mathematics here, but I'd say it's probably a nice sauce, so he's trying to go, you know what I mean? And one good bite at that. The sandwich is gone. Yeah. You can tuck your teeth right to the end, you know, of the loaf. The bread. Yeah. Yeah, that's it. It's one bite at a time. I'd like to thank you for taking at least two to three bites of it, you know. Five of your acting seven from to the perantos or something. Trying to talk like a Gorban, you know. Yeah, by the time I slow myself down, you know, it's going to be a lot of... Gorban? Gorban?

8:16Gorban? Yeah. Fuck. Fuck. More vocabulary from a back of a camera. I know what you're saying, but I've never heard of it before in my life. Gorban. Your mind's fantastic about that. Gorban. It's the wrong word, but it works. Yeah. Gorban? I know. I know what you're saying. You can connect the dots. Yeah, 100%. It's like, you know, you don't need to be speaking like perfect English to understand somebody. Yes. It's the same thing. Yeah. Fantastic. Yeah. You should make a dictionary for your mother. Yeah. Just reference the book array. The book array. You're fucking Gorban. I slow myself down here at night and all the time. In front of a certain company, you know. And then come for someone like a regular speed. Yeah. It's not the speed of it. It's the it's the speed that you start eating gets me every time. You know, like it's it's so like you don't even look at it. Yes. A lot of times. What would you be looking at it for? Just to just to get the full experience.

9:17Full experience for a. You'll be like, I think the girl will be sad and darn you over for good. Yes. You know, it's there to be at. Sometimes right. You want to go. Oh, lock up the dock. Yeah. Which I will be doing up. This one is podcast revenue and the clock is going to legal. Yeah. I speak to Gorbans. I mean, I'm going to be telling you. Many Gorban pie are dangerous. I'll be fucking. I'll be fucking on that lazy Susan. He did say that they were driving. Then he goes, I'm going to go full doctor. Full doctor. Full doctor. Full doctor. And I said, I actually don't really get fucking about anything else. You know, I don't want to get like a wee duck starter and then something else. I just want the duck. That's such a notion, man. Isn't that? Yeah. Duck. Duck. Duck as a dish relies on notions. Jigsaw. Nobody's going to his duck. Like, well, nowhere does duck.

10:17You're not ringing the local Chinese. Been like, bring out the duck. Yes. You got to go to the set time. Lazy Susan Chinese. Yes. That'd be a great name for just the Chinese restaurant. Lazy Susan. Lazy Susan. That'd be a great. I'd do like that. Might have to go to the set time. I love getting business names for things I'll never open. Like, Stropco's is a bar. Stelda's there. I think that has to be open somewhere like. Yeah. 100%. It's too good of a name. Lazy Susan. I'm going to bang that for when I open a pub. Yeah. That no one drinks it. We were chatting, you know, because we were having a few paints tonight. We were kind of, we were going to see Jack White tonight. Which is our concert swap. I was saying, you know, he liked the title. He liked the title of the creator. I'll be holding the coach tonight. That is in the pit. Mainly that he's in the pit. So the fucking nerds, that was not a crib. I mean, the triple caster with the triple caster. The triple caster, he's got my with him. I'm so sorry. I mean, the tone. The tone is fucking up.

11:18In a big red day, you know, fucking podcast. Full doc. Seven nation army. Seven peace Friday. And the top of all off, you get the sleep in the spare room. Oh, the most luxurious room in Northern Ireland. The time warp. You should have been able to just wear a gun. Yeah. It's going to be like, it's, you know, it doesn't have a lot of space in it. But it is very cozy. Yeah. It's very cozy. It's absolute. We'll wipe you back the factory sentence room. Whatever it is, but that's do. And the early start school tomorrow too. So that'll be up in the morning. Blets. Yeah. You want me to box? Get a box. Death. What is a hungover day like with a child? Does it kind of like, you know, because you have to get up anyway, there's a hangover kind of reside or I've never been waterboarded, but it's probably some level of stress. I would just say it's like the feeling of having like children at home sometimes, I've

12:19said you before, like if you if you went in the job, you don't particularly like hungover. And then someone who's supposed to take over your shift doesn't show up and you have to do another like fucking sex hours or something. That's every day of your life. Yeah. Because sometimes you're absolutely, I was top down before I met you today. Yeah. I was like, I need to go to my bed. Yeah. And I'm like, my day's only starting. Two pods in a bike. Yeah. You know, it's much like that. And but it all in all rewarding. Yeah. That's good stuff. And I'm like, I'm just a magical thing that could ever happen in your mind like it is. Yeah. I've said before, it's parenthood is all dials up the 11. You know, happiness, joy, anxiety, love. Yeah, it's all up. Yeah. Do you know the main tiredness fulfillment? Well, joy. New day, first day in my year. That's good. Yeah. Simon. Sure, the same in Christina. Sure. I'm the birth of their beautiful little girl. Holy hearted. Yeah. Oh my god. I let you know, I let the weekend pass, whatever.

13:19And then I called them up and my just immediate bags on the days. Unrecognizable. Yes. Yeah. And I go, I go, is everybody goes, I am not sick. It's the best thing I've ever helped me. But just having slapped them three days. So any good. Oh, three bro. Is this. Yeah, this is just that day. You know, three. Yeah. Yeah. Well, let's, no, we do hear this. I was talking to Maurines Ma who used to work on like a maternity ward. And she was telling me about back in the day. And she was, and it was honestly like, it was like, you know, like when they're a private hospital and how to baby. It's like that level of care. That used to be the complete norm. Because I said there's something like, you know, you know, like, you know, if your fellow, your wife has a baby, whatever. And you've already been fucking awake for two days. And so you're absolutely at the most knackered. And then then you just maintain the knackered. You actually never recover from like the day one.

14:20You live in the knackered. Oh, yeah. It's like get as knackered as you can possibly. And you're not even having the baby. You understand? They're sweating. You know what I mean? So you get as stressed and knackered as you can possibly get. And then you never recover from that. Tell your child is like fucking sex-dain probably. Yeah. That's the way it goes. I'm not going to tell me, but because I, you know, watched, uh, Marty Supreme against my will, um, let me rush his back. There's like a room full of babies. And he goes up to the window and he's like, I won her. And she holds it up and he's like, uh, yeah, yeah. And I was explaining that that bit in the movie. So she goes, oh, yeah, that was real. They used to do that. She was like, you, you would have your baby. Fellas are fucking in the strippies. Like, yeah, fellas wouldn't even come in the day seven, you know? Fucking cigars, the boys, all the golf. And they, they, they would literally like, unless they'd bring your baby to you to like feed it. And then they take it away and fucking, no, it's changed now because people are like the baby needs loads of body contact. Yeah. Skin the skin. Um, but she was like, oh, yeah, you just bring them the baby and then take it away.

15:23And the, you know, the mother would just like sleep. And you'd be in hospital for like fucking 10 days. So like the purpose of skin and skin is to register with the child that you are in fact a dad. So it was neglected. I said, skin and skin would have turned around go, who's just going, I don't like so. I don't know. So it's just like, is this like new age like sort of, I don't, I mean, your, your baby catches on very quickly. Yeah. Who your mom dies, especially it's my, yeah. But like, you know, when you were in the house the other day, you know, Max, we bet like who fuck this? You know, he, he'll come into me. You know, he, it's not like he's going like, I don't know how to fuck you or he. Yeah. He or like so. Yeah. They know pretty quickly. Yes, but haven't, haven't had 17 nieces and nephews. I know the grit and neutralize her for a child, a pair of startled and his wonder and who it is. You know, he just give it a couple of days. Oh, yeah, but a crazy movement. Yeah, but a crazy ship's like out there. Yeah, I'm going to learn in the kitchen. Loves it. Yeah. But those days are gone where they look after you in hospital.

16:23You know, we had more in Hutt, RBAB and they even in there. Yeah, sure. We're right. Fucking 10 o'clock next day. Yeah. Well, more than just trill blood behind her. Yeah, it's like checking out a hotel. It's like checking out a hotel. Don't even think about standing here at Boston AM. No, you don't even have to check out. Yeah. Just crunch your kitchen bags and fucking leave. Well, you don't check it anyway. I never forget that. Talk about learning free agency. It was the time we were all out of a hotel. And I was like, so you have to check out. And you're like, no, you don't. No, you don't. You just like just leave the case there. I was like, I've never done that in my life. But they, you know, got a while rushed. I couldn't sleep. Yeah. She has some board. I feel like I'm in the same room with my hand cards. Hopefully they don't say that. Well, you know, at a check-out time, if you haven't checked out at the desk, I'm sure they'll ring up and be like, you know, get out of your fucking room. But or someone else, you know, housekeeping. You know, housekeeping will just go in. You know, your stuff's going the way. Yeah. It's all right. Let's clean up.

17:23Yeah. That's a big thing. Yeah. You're totally right. They've got your money. You know what I mean. This is a set life that's never got to experience. Yeah. Well, listen, you're not a rebel. You're not a rebel like I am. You are against a system. Reage you guys on the machine. Yeah. Over here. I'm looking forward to this tonight. No. Oh yeah. Yes, I am. I really am. I got the new Marshall speaker. So we can blast out. Oh, nice. Yes. Fuck school. Fuck school.

18:23Fuck you. Fuck you. Man, the transaction from going to jack away to the next day, port up the backs for the cup, going to school. So funny. I do it all. Yeah. I do it all, baby. And I send the cast people we have going today. It's absolutely good. It's crazy. You know, it's us three. Last day. Yeah. Connor Kees, his daughter. Yeah. Who's an adult? Yeah. And what, two mornings two sisters? Skiller Rock. Bad. It'll be good crack. It'll be good crack. I'm one of them better drive by car. Home with me in it. Ok, well. Poin the bush. No. This is Payback. For you's being a fucking dog sometimes. Jolene. Jolene. Jolene. Jolene. Alright, Paydollet. Oh, God. Do you want this car, sir? Why? Please don't take me. What about your down the phone, darling? I know. Yeah, it was on the stories.

19:23I paid the calling part in the lyric. We didn't even talk about it. That's mad, that interview. Is that, is there one interview? Or is the interview the reporter? He's done a couple, but they played that one like the day after. Because she passed. They played on the radio. Yeah. And they played it. That's my sister saved it. Where you got it? So yours has the record of that replay? We have them all on the desk. Top of the house. But that protect our country, Alison. Like, don't need to. You need to back out. And Santa. Yeah, yeah. Back out of them. Yeah. Oh, it was a hard drive. Backed with it all. Back it up. Yeah. It was cool. I was saying to you like, there is something quite nice and like sad. Let me know if it's terrible. It's all in pass away. But here in her say like, oh, you know what, I died tomorrow. You know. Yeah. When, obviously, I didn't review. Was there what year was that? That must have been about if I had the guess like 2012 to 2014, maybe that in period.

20:23Great. What a thing to have on tape like that in the letterman. Your dog came here and fucking. Yeah. Don't believe it. From a strong line of come errors. Yeah. That's good. I'm like, you know, I had to start whenever, as dolly is like, you know, we always have nice conversations, you and I. Oh, yeah. You know, don't absolutely really interrupt. What about favorite lights of your stay, dolly was that, you know, that people always bring up the stage of your tips. I knew famously said, I'm offended because I've got a nice ass to you. And I'll tell you something. No complaints from me. Well, thank you, pale. I'm dirty bastard. At a time you're normal. I'll take it for you. I said it before.

21:25Just that if I could get an oil pan of your dog and this slit on the glass on the fire door, absolutely quadruple part. I know I paint the his face, but all the drinks do that. Oh, yeah. Oh, believe it. Apple doesn't fall far. You know, fuck, who's waiting for me to move into New York? It was one of them ones where it was like, you know, the end of the night. They're definitely chucking you out of the Elster Hall. And he has enough drinks for eight people. Yeah. Well, you know, it's better. You're like, all right, there's 32 brownies here. I heard a guy call one of them a butterfly. My dad aircrop juice, enough for little John Arnay, he said, yeah. Jolene, Jolene. Fuck. I don't know how but not needed it. Need it not how. Better to fucking have it broken up and have it something there in the fireplace.

22:26Better not have a push down your leg and then fucking, you know, go to bed, push, push down. I'm not a poking into the car. I'm leaving at the bar. Oh, fuck. Oh, took that back. Yeah, and I hear a switch. There's a fella, you know, like, you know, obviously, his heyday's rank and had since gone went, you know, family man, all the rest. But when they needed to be some flicked, oh, he flicked it. You know, to the point where you're like, fuck, the switch might be broke. You know, he's going to fight this. It's great to be out there, you know, not to be a pussy like me and sort of really tapered off when you had about 40. I'm putting a brick on this accelerator. Wait, there's no grease. Better drive it. Don't, they're not driving at all. Turn the key, fuck it. Where we go? Oh, my label. What was it? Dolly Parton, the dumb, was it like Dolly wordled or something?

23:28Dolly Parton, the dumb, the place where she was just like pan and old people. But she was just like, here, how about you all? If you don't have dinner. Fame Park Ratch is a different level of Ratch. Oh, yeah. Brigazze is doing that. Nip Brigazze is making a Fame Park. I mean, they might, they might have cash. They will come in and say, oh my god, I'm talking with Pran, Monai. Absolutely, obscene. obscene. We should buy batteries. Yeah, pecans. Bomb work? Bomb work. I'll be some folks, fucking squeegee there, that place. Whilst I have you, just a quicker reminder, if you want more podcasts, then you're ready to get for all. Get onto the Patreon, patreon.com forward slash the bombsquad pod. You'll get two of our Ask Me Anything at all. You'll get the New York tips or our own speaks to an American friend slash Canadian. And the bog squad with me and McCarney, you're, I mean, you're basically signing up for like,

24:31fucking three new podcasts. You look at better than the dinner. Where else would you fucking get up? Totally what it did left. Patreon.com forward slash the bombsquad pod. Get on over there. Folks, sorry to stagger the podcast, just through menus I am on tour. We've got Glasgow, which is pretty sold out. It might be sold at the better tenders comes out, actually. Waterfront is lower via Belde, and then we've got London, we've got Dublin, we've got Dere, we've got Adam Bra, we've got Liverpool. So please go on there and get tickets from a new show momentum. I would love to see you there. I know, I said to the flatmates, so I make about the fact that everybody don't know the cooster and they can have in their hand, but they're like, well, we have to give you this experience. Yeah. But after watching a couple of them POV, but it was like, I don't know if I need to do this. You know? Well, I mean, it's not, it's not fucking skate, I even like, you know, if you went to wherever, were they looking to take you? Sex flags? Sex flags. Yeah. And New Jersey. You go to sex flags. It's just, just enjoy, just go on the things out there. I know, but like a lot of looped their loops and a lot of fucking hang time in the air.

25:34And they're not scared of hate so sadly, but like also I don't like being upset, but prefer not to be upset down at the same time. I mean, who knows what G-Force would do to your head? Oh fuck, you know, you take a fucking hard turn on that. Yeah, they take the thing off me. I walk out like a elephant month with the width, you know? Yeah, the width in the head. Oh, next not dead. Just fully dead. A man has been decapitated at sex flags today. Yeah. Had hangin' off me on the chaos thing, you know? Get one of those dirt just for the photograph. You fucking? Well, do you know what I was thinking and doing? Because Colonel to me there, he's like, what are we doing? Are you doing anything for your birthday? Like what are we doing? Yeah. Because he's like fucking, he's a big planner, you know? Yeah. Everything has to be set in stone, you know? And I started thinking he showed me a show. He says, one of his favorite shows of all time, Blument and State. You ever seen it? Is that the football thing? Yes. I've heard of it. But it's like, it's kind of like if American pay was an episodic TV show. You know, yes, the football's there.

26:35Yes. So it is, you know, it is being seasoned to a lot of writing and, you know, kind of standard, kind of college boy, kind of carry on, you know? And I was sitting watching him and I was like, Jesus, he goes, what do you think of that? And I was like, it makes me yearn for life that I never loved the American college, you know? Yeah. And it just looks so fun and free with the red cups and the beer pong and all. You know, college buffers lock gray in here. It is. You know? It certainly is. Yeah. A lot of fucking, you know, mold. Yeah. A lot of mold coming to the walls. A lot of mold coming to the walls. A lot of mold in these college dorms in America, you know? Well, it's probably because they're paying like 120 grand a term. Yeah. Or something. Oh, yeah. Well, that's the thing too. It's fucking the prices are just. Yeah. But I was thinking, what if we did, you know, because it would be corny if you did this and you were in America, you know, they'd be like, let's turn our relives you for a son. But with me as a foreigner, maybe I get away with it.

27:35One of it did an American college party, house party. So I finally got to have it out. Oh, right. Jesus Christ. I thought you were going to be like, what if I go back and study? Yes. Psychology or something. If you just had like a fraught party. Yes. At the gaff. At the gaff. Yeah. Oh, you got to do it in the bar or something. Yank suit. Yeah. Yeah. Fuck someone else's place up. Yeah. Because like you're going to get plenty of people wanting to go to your party. Like, what the fuck I don't know. Do you know what's so fine to you? Mom's going to be there. Unreal. Yeah. We got here in the beard, Pong. What date? What date's the day I got over? They're going to be there from the 17th up until the 26th. That's mad. Yeah. Her necklace. Get your mother in a keg style. And thankfully that, you know, they're very low-mid. That's because I said to them, I was like, what do you want to do? And I'll pre-book everything now so that you know, we're not fucking about. And mom's just like, I couldn't give two fucks but I know that stuff.

28:35You know, she's just like, we're just hanging about. And I was like, happy days. But she knows she doesn't want to run 18 miles to work. She does want to see Dale Watson. Whoever the fuck that is on the Tuesday night. What's that? Some concrete singer. Plan. Okay. So I got, well, no, I got VIP tickets for her for that. You ready? It's sat. What the fuck is that, man? Oh, fuck isn't it, man? I'm a fungs over there. Yeah. I booked a door today. It's not like a massive venue or anything. See, they're Dale Watson or Dale Waterson? Oh, yeah. Yeah. What does he look like, man? Rockabilly. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Pink. Go ahead. No, he looks stylish. Oh, yeah. Oh, there we go. Oh, yes. Fuck you. Get him to the gaff. For $150. Clicking that bedroom, hockin the guitar. Yeah, yeah. That's a straw. Look at that. Stuck on each panel. He's the bugger. It's pretty swag. The dog eyebrows and the gray hair is a gridlock.

29:36Oh, yeah. Two slugs in the snowy mountain. It's one of the songs. He was slugs in snowy mountain. It's a big thing. You're a big comic sketch, shit, but dude. Where you go now? Where you probably go? Oh, that ballad, Dale Watson. Red in the crack. It's not that a gagger. I don't give a fuck on that. Ballad service? Ballad service and bugged Dale. Fuck. The srirach on his. Slug, that's kind of it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I like an old man who you want. Slug, that's kind of dirty. Yeah. Yeah. That's kind of dry too. I like, you know. Getting one chip. Yeah. Don't you want it? I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. Don't you buy like all the flavors. Weirdly. Nope. I hate it guys. I had an osoma pcrowdy but loves saurach. Some boys can't be marketed too very high. They want to come so vodka and stuff I got, you know. Yeah.

30:37Cause when you're in uni, you're drinking, like fucking glans, you're drinking a roulette, you don't give a fuck. But then, you know, you come out of uni, you get it little I really know, you know? And they're like, oh no, I couldn't, I couldn't touch Markiole mess it was the goose. You know, unless it was that goose, I just couldn't turn the bottle lid. And it's like that and Sirac, boys were obsessed with Sirac. And then what was the gold one who owned that? Wasn't it like Charlie Sloth? I think it might have been a Sloth man. Sloth, Slotches. Yeah baby. That's right. But yeah, gold bottles were like, God's premium. Yeah. And you're like, hi premium, convoc, premium vodka is where you can't taste it. Exactly, you know? I have had Greg East before at an open bar because you know, it wouldn't be paying for it otherwise. Yes. But yeah, the giveaway of the quality is that you can't taste it. I do remember from my birthday first year of year, you know, classic kind of uni-tale where we got the fucking shooting loan in. And then I immediately went and was like, I'll treat myself with my birthday, you know?

31:37I'm first year uni, you know, my man, you know? And I want to turn off license and Jordan's time. There was just one bottle set in there of this crystal skull vodka. Oh yeah. Barred it. It was like drinking vanilla, black thyme. Do my manionite, crystal. Is that not Dan Acroids one? Yeah. From Ghostbusters. What? Sorry. Ghost juice. Ghost juice. I want to ghost juice to Denny juice. The Sloth. The Sloth juice. But the Sloth juice ain't was probably the easiest one to drink because it was the one where it was all flavored. Well, Sir Rock's like that thing. Yeah. I told you the horror story, I'm having the absolute, the absolute, like a mix. Yeah. I'm just sharing it because it was all like, you know, it was like fucking lammon and fucking watermelon. I was here. Last one was pepper for a bloody man. Absolutely. It's got pepper, favorite vodka. It's fucking around. Instantaneous fucking just, ah!

32:38Well, I do remember me and Dom and I shared a bottle of, it was some American brand but it was also favorite but it was birthday cake vodka. Oh, come on. Drinking a liter of that between us and then going to see a brand new spares. I'm bloating. A liter of between us? Well, this was back in our dandruff drinking this. I wonder if you have a lever left. You know, we can't hop reddit like I'd know. Oh, there. Fodbors. Yeah. I wonder what the drink offerings will be tonight. A Jack White? I wonder if they make any sort of like, branded cocktails or anything? You know, they like to tell a girl? No, I'm afraid I'll forget. Yeah. They'll be fucking, they'll have last night's cups. I know they rent some under a hose. Yeah, they'll be like, what do you want? But a shandy boss? A shandy. That's a fucking, the boss master. The boss master. I saw a guy make a drink and it was like a full lemon squeezed in the something and then it was like a shandy but like, operational on shandy. Okay. Full lemon, bit of lemonade. Beer and then there was something else in it.

33:39But I was like, man, that looks good. I got up right there. I like the sound of it, too, fair. Yeah, full lemonade. Hardburn setting. Yeah. I'm getting prone to the heartburn name, me elderly. It's common. It's common, I'm nervous and I'm like, fuck a cat and make certain things. You know what, drinking? Yeah, well, that's the drink and like, the drink and I'll get you. It's always the drink. For me, it'll be drinking banana, not drinking bananas, drinking slash bananas. Is that one of yourself? That's the only other idea. Some sort of pastry. Yeah. Go on for a pastry. Go on for better have a banana coaxle. And I cannot say this. Did he do something? I cannot say this enough. Please, if you're ever playing on a flight, a transatlantic flight to America, just skip the mail. Just skip the mail. Because every time I've had one of the mills, heartburn, web day area. Every time. Don't do it. I don't care how hungry you are. Slate bread. Have sleep for dinner. For one night. Don't do it. It's never worth it.

34:40I'm pushing a round. He's up my horse. It's unbelievable. Just immediately ruin your holiday. You're fucked. It's not good. Before your foot's even such a tarmac, your assholes are like an espresso machine. They're, you know, you actually rarely need to eat on flights. I think you do it. I do it anyway, because I'm just like, oh yes, little distraction. Everything's fine. We're not going to lie. I love the brand. Oh, I love butter that's frozen. They're real times. Wow, look at that. It's a guy tarayaki. It's a little distraction for a minute. Mm. And they either take away too long to get your plate or they have it away immediately. Well, I tell you what it is. There's two bullets you got to dock, right? The first bullet is that first main cabin, right? Because that's the day area. That's the one that they give you, Sketer. That's guaranteed Sketer. If you want to start the first day of your holiday on toilet, be my guest. Second bullet you got to dock? They've started in a second night. I don't know if it's because it's saying, oh, we're going to New York, whatever. I don't know if it's different on different flights.

35:40They will give you like a twisted dough thing. Yeah. Follow like, it's basically like a pizza. It's like a Greg's. Like American Greg's. Pizza twist. But it's like my own eye sauce. I'm never in the world. I must check on one of them with something else in it. That there, if you dare to heal that, you're fucked for 40 and Irish. The burn in your heart will never go away. It's where the God avoided all costs. I can't stress this enough. Yeah, that's the one when they give you the two options. You're like, what does it matter? Yeah. What does it matter? Yeah. I'm going to be sick and I won't. Do you want a heartburner running hole? We're not sure. I don't want to. Should have prayed booked. Heartburner this. You can have that. Oh my God. The dessert sucks words, see if sweet treats and never stay year on. Yeah. We put in cup. Yeah, you never get a heartburner of a budden in the sky. I got a bit of heartburn yesterday. Right. I was in a, I was in a, I'll not mention the name of the cafe. Don't do that. I went there cafe after,

36:42I was in, I was in church by God yesterday. It's one of the rift and volunteer. I evil bastard. Yes, that's right. That's right. I had to go to my sister's, baby's something. It wasn't even a question. I don't even know what sort of church it was. What was the name of the service? Thanksgiving. Right? No, don't get it on. No. I went. Bro, my, my, my jaw was on the floor because I go in, first of all, there's a whole fucking, you know, back and forth at home, like, do we go to this? Do you know? Because, you know, when you have a baby that nops in the morning, you're like, anything in the middle of this is a fucking nightmare. Yes. But so after, much deliberation, I was like, I'll just take Adi, right? When we go to the church. And I haven't been to, I don't go to church. Like, you know, I, I find out being in many different types of churches, I man, in fact, be solos. Yeah, no, I'm the same. You know, like, bring me anywhere.

37:43Bring me to the mosque. Bring me to the Catholic church. Bring me anywhere. And I'm like, what the fuck are you doing? Yeah. You know, that's that, you know, I sat there, and, you know, I, I'll buy my head for the prayers, but the whole time I'm going, what are we doing there? Yes. You're basically lucky to have your best. We could, I'm lucky to have your best. You're a good person in church. I'm Chris the breached. This is a road of evil. But I'm just, I'm just like, man, this is obviously a fucking cringe fest. No matter what, no matter what church it is, but I go in, because you know, the argument at home was, you know, oh, that's right in the middle, when the baby sleeps and, you know, we have to sit in the car for an hour and then you sit in there for an hour probably and then drive back. And it was a whole fucking thing. So I was like, less than just, just stay here. I'll take Adi. I got there, my sister goes, oh yeah, I was like, how long is this juice? It's usually about two hours or something. And I thought she was joking. I went, I went, oh, well, that's what I love to hear. And she ran, no, yeah, it usually is about, like, an hour or 45, two hours. And I was like, are you fucking kidding me? Yeah.

38:45I could watch gangs in New York in this fight. I'm like, are you fucking joking me? Like, and she was like, no, it usually is, bro, I had no idea. It's been a while since I was in the church, like, but I had no idea it was that long. It was fucking, it was like, it was like a tear talk. It was a sea, it started off. First of all, a guy comes up and I thought, I was like, oh, this must be the minister. It's hard to, you know, it's one of these churches. Like, I wore a hat and it took my hat off before it would then. And then I go back, there's like 14 people wearing hats. And I'm like, it's going back on. Yeah, it's fair enough. The kids everywhere, everyone's dressed, pretty cash. Everyone's chilling out, coffee. It was a drip, like, drip wasn't bad. And the church? Drimp was okay. Okay. It was young people. You know what I mean? The drip cathedral. He's like, I like the grain on grain. And I was like, cheers brother. Peace be with you. You know, from whatever. So this guy, I thought he was the minister. Well, he's just doing the, he's just doing the like intro. You know, like the, I'm saying, he's the host.

39:46Right. And I sort of, he's just kind of like rolling through, you know, like, it was like a tea meeting, right? You know, blah, blah. And this has happened and then we got prayer grips throughout the wake and you got a sign up here. And if you want to, QR code. Ah, come on. Click the QR code, get a prayer slot, get one of the early ones. So you don't have to do the middle line. Do it. He's just doing all the notice. He's doing all the, he's just rolling through the business. And then he's like, ladies and gentlemen, your first act today, the minister. All the masters are going bald. And I'm fucking, I'm like, of course I'm like, fucking, I'm like, brotherless. I'm like, we're 25. That's 25 minutes, you know? Yeah. And then it's eat the light. And then Rachel, you know, her, they go up for their, their little thing and they do a lot of stuff. And then this isn't even, this isn't even the bulk of the bet. You know, no, no, he hasn't even got the mate yet. And then once, once I sit down, he's like, oh, yeah, we're going to continue. Or you know, it was like part four in our, our Joseph series. Sorry. And then he goes on about Joseph the whole, and he's like, now this is a bit worthy. There's like it, it sort of fucking chapters in this or something.

40:46And I'm like, bro, what the fuck is going on here? And then he went through the whole straw. And like, you know, obviously, here's another thing. Don't update religion. You know, it doesn't feel religious anymore when it's, like here, some of the buzzwords I heard in the whole chat, right? Didn't expect them ever to bring up Oprah Winfrey. On Steve Jobs and Lord Sugar. Jesus Christ. I was legit like a Ted talk on like success. You know, like struggles and stuff like that. And I was like, this is crazy. They're doing a prayer. He said something about AI in the prayer. I mean, don't get me wrong. If it was going to go to Annie Church, it would be this. Because it's cautious. Like, yes, cautious. Hell. But Christian, casual. But that, you know, color nine lots. Color nine NR. Yeah, turn the phone. I can stick to that. I can stick to that. Yeah, I can stick to that. I like, but he's like, you know, we're praying that the things we're seeing in the Paul aren't, you know,

41:47we're hoping they're AI, but they're not. They're real. I was like, my, the world's next bag. Yeah, I reference. Yeah, it's crazy. Yeah. But just the all sort of Tommy Robinson. He said something. He's like, it's so many platforms. Everyone's platforms. They even give them the, they give them the anyone. Like people like Tommy Robinson. And I was like, I was not. If Tommy Rob, I'm stressed. I'm so exactly. I was like, I was not expecting to hear his name dropped in this house of God. Who else they have up their sleeve up there? I don't know. Andrew Ted. And I'm like, can you? Can you? Don't live your life like Andrew Ted. But it was my life like. And I was just like, I said to my sister, I was like, do you just come here every week? And she's like, no, no, don't come here. I was like, man, I fucking, I could just wait once a year. Yeah. If you're like, you know, do you want to go get all your church right in one dose? Yes. And to fill ours. Well, that is fucked by then. Yeah. Yeah. And the sort that you know, the bond and everything there. Grit bond. Right. Grit signed. Okay.

42:48I was like, well, P.A. And the church folding is doing a good thing. I'm like, I'm a fucking side of there's grit. But the guy, you know, when you like, you know, Hems, it'd never be like a funeral or something. And you're like, second, I, no one sings a Hems. Everyone just stands with a page. So, hmm, hmm. But they, it's like, you know, verse, chorus, verse times eight. Yes. Do you know what I mean? They're landfeebed numbers. You know, and, you know, much like, you know, it's like that, it's like I've got belly colony joke with Mexican food. Yeah. It's the same thing. Folded differently. Yes. Sort of worship music. Any headers? Any big head. I don't know what like the music was good. Like, I didn't stand on the chair. Fucking neat. It's got all these things. Cochalant. This is great. Can I be a musician? Well, I get older. Yeah. It's like, yeah, sure. But it's, it's all very, you know, you know, I mean, it's, it's like, it's a country music. The themes, the very obvious themes. You know, he's our savior. Let him in. Jesus fell me up, you know, I did a bit of a giggle about. A lot of, a lot of Latin men fell me up.

43:48Hahaha. Filled you up with a spirit, you know, the Christ Jews. And people are fucking, you know, yes, like a killer swift. Yeah. I was blown away. Well, the whole experience. Questions are a version of Swifties. Are they? Yeah. It was crazy. But like, you know, they like, they like a Jesus the same way that, you know, young teenage girls are going to their Swift or a Swiftie. Or a Swiftie. Yeah. And if you, you slag off Jesus, they're like, oh, you have fucking mind. You watch your friggin' mouth. Yeah. But yeah, I was, I was just like, I just, I've never been on a church like this before my life. Very, don't get me wrong. That's what I'm saying. If I was to go anywhere, I mean, like, this is the place. You can go in and you get a fucking coffee each, all right? They take all the kids out the back and like, They got coffee in the church. They got coffee in the church. I said, there was like, go get a coffee. And I was like, I'm not part of the congregation. I'm not gonna walk out there. I'm like, I was going to fly away, fly. You can buy a flat weight in the church. I don't know about fly weight, like, but there's a coffee station. I know it was the nation best. I don't know what I'm gonna air it, but I just seen it in the quarter.

44:49Fucking hell. But two hours, like, two hours of worship. It's too long. Oh my God. You should do the executive summary of the worship. Like it actually, you know, like, it made me appreciate, you know, they're a dengy chapel near us that we've been to for Christens and stuff like that. We walk in and the, you know, the priest is like, Listen, I want to wrap this up quickly. So what's the end of the way in there for whatever? Yeah, fucking buddy oil on you go. Yeah. Yeah. Give me money. Yeah. Well, to see if it like, what in service is to? Like if you're going to a wedding, which is getting less than as popular these days because, you know, you know, the haven's walking there if these days. But, you know, if you want to kind of standard church service for a wedding, it is like to I can distinctly remember experienced the same thing you experienced. And it was the first time I was to get married. I think it was Dan's wedding. And that was like two hours. The service was like two hours.

45:49Yeah. And like I could see, I could see the M getting fed up standing up there. Yeah. I was in the seat and I was like, please wrap this. I was young spotting. Yeah. You know, I was looking around. I was like, give me a little bit of that. I have a doubt to be flared by the two because you can't be seen on them, you know, in the cathedral of Christ. Like if you, if you were doing a better, you know, holy, holy spirit, Bosch. Yeah. You could be like, Christ, command me for me. Well, I give the catch a pre-bosch where you kind of go like, oh, yeah. Like, show it on your microphone. Or like, you know, you can, you can head on and I, you can head on and I yawning to the, in the prayer foam, you know, you just kind of go like, yeah. Catching the hands, winging up and flowing away. But it was my, it was my, I was just, I didn't know, it had, it had become that updated.

46:52But do you think even the people that are like, you know, super subscribed to Christ, do you think they enjoy even the land for them, Sarah and Moneys, or do you think even, you know, in the, in the, in the bottom of their stomachs, they're like, come on. Wrap this up or do you think they're fucking in at the whole time? Well, judging by some of the people who were like, really fucking full sand when the music was on, like, yeah, you know, I was kind of like, like, is there people? Did they work? Are they like in work? And these people don't know that something morning they're fucking, they're up right, Narlie. Mm hmm. Like I beg your tech talk. Hands in there. Dan the life is a priest. Dan the church. Couple of baskets. Get the service on, get the trains on. Where's today's playlist? Oh, they had saw the, the, the lurks were coming up on the project. Cario, okay. It was Cario, Cario, okay. It was Cario, okay for Christ. Group Cario, okay for Christ. Yeah. Baskets. Probably. Did they do the blood of Christ?

47:53No, no. That's a very Catholic thing. Is it Catholic? Yeah. Although this church seemed like it was kind of just like a place of where like anyone could go. Yes. You know. But I could be wrong there. I don't know. I don't know. But there's so many bets. Not about it where it's like Christian. And this high tech is fuck like. Yeah, it's mental. Like they're, you know, like they, they, they, there's obviously like a kids thing where all the kids can just go like a fucking soft player or something. Mm hmm. But if there's any issues with the kids because they have all their names written on their back of them, they'll be like. They'll be like a message comes up on the screen like could the mother of fucking, you know, Tommy go out the back along with the karaoke legs. Oh my God. It was wild. Well, there's so many bets on about this by comics over the years, but like Christian is by far the liestiest form of worship, you know, I wouldn't dare to do it. I think I felt more about my life. I like went up to the counter and I had like, I think it was just like a gay reader and something else. And then fell in the corner was on the prayer mat.

48:55And he goes, sorry, sir. And I was like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, finish up. Yeah. You know, the one fucking all on the back. Yeah. Jesus Christ. You finished the talk. Just trying to get a headread through the pyrogate or it. You know, I can't drink water, but it's blue. Oh, fucking knock it back. Yeah. You know. But you have full of Holy Spirit. I know. Christ can end me filming. Did you feel it? Did you feel it? I didn't walk right there. Did you feel excited? Left it? No, you were. I was. I was. I was. I felt the evil spirits were coming out of me. Meal in my back. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Ha, ha, ha. Ha, ha, ha. Ha, ha. Well, that's a guess I must have the devil on me. Yeah. Fucking Christ Jesus, come on out of me all day. It's come right right now. Back in the knee. Yeah, I was just like, man, so long, you know, in early time, me, last Holy. Yeah. Fuck us. Get under the sand, doesn't it? Yeah. Well, shorter service, prefer. Yeah. Yeah. Just kill our hamster. You know, set the circle. Plot the guy to go for you, man.

49:56It's way home you go. Oh, it was, it was quite the experience. Yeah. But I just, I, I mean, I don't know how much gear I'm going to have to do to turn to Christ. Yeah. Or any other religion because I just can't like. You just can't, everyone has their time number. I don't know what, what the, what religions are a bit more meditation, and stuff like that. It's not more like Hindu type shit. Hindu type shit. I don't know. Buddha style. Yeah. That's what I'm saying. But that, maybe, I don't know, that may feel a bit more spiritual to me. Well, you can just be a spiritual guy, you know. That's me all over, you know. You can just, you can just, you know, I see you, a guy, a new one of the guys in the band. Walked in, he goes, I thought, if I've seen you there or something, I was like, yeah, man, fucking. I'm a holy guy. Yeah. And he's like, well, you can't be for the next two hours. Yeah. Yeah, but a part in the meter. Yeah. I'll be, I'll be holy, tell us.

50:57I'll start getting a sweaty holy. We're doing sex on course of that. So I hope you haven't worry. And they were doing the head, you know, like that, I mean, that's probably a hack material. But like the hymns do be like, Jesus Christ. Christ, what? Like it's never over. It's a classic tiper off and then back, but like over and over again. And then they were doing the medley. There was no breaks in the songs. There is some haters. They just knocked on the next one. There is some haters, you know, like if I was a tanglost, they'd been fucking Laura left her name on hide him on the fucking up there. Onward question, question soldiers. Me full of vodka. You know the song on the board. Lord, I left your name on hide. Lord, I love to sing your praises. So many on subscribe, on subscribe this week. The news we're gonna get all of your crutches on us.

51:57Boss call us crutches. Lord, I left your name on hide. Walter. Oh my god. Oh my god. That's all. By run? What? That's all I fucking lurked probably. Oh why? I'm not sure we get struck for this. You get it. You get it. It's fucking terrible. But like, is it gonna be for Jack White tonight? Jolene. Jolene. And he'll have a shorter service, too. You know, in probably June, here in the dark. Where he goes. But this is what I'm saying. Lord, I left your name on hide. Lord, I said your praises. That's like the other fucking 10 songs there. I think I still know the bars, though. You know, we have a gift for collecting lyrics. Lord, I love your name on hide. Isn't there somewhere right next DMX? Oh my god. Oh, oh my god. This Christ shit has made more fucker.

53:05It's me Christ. Christ, you know, I'd love to be so funny. So, my mouth. Shout out to Joseph. That's a balter from the grave to the sky. Lord, I left your name on hide. Where's the horn? Absolute hater. Oh. I think that's my favorite hammer I have to say. Look at that. See that? The choir comes in. Good night, Tyrone. I hope you're enjoying this podcast today. Hopefully maybe you're in your car. And you can just fill the pyrochrist coming around the spakers. That's a rune. That's a rune. You know. Feel the Lord in your back. If you died and went to hell now, would you come back as a church guitarist? Although they're well-codedites.

54:06That's a gear. Like musically. It was phenomenal. Yeah. You know. But Joe, it was an experience. I'll say that. I mean, like, I feel I'm not, I'm not in any way slagging. The length needs work, but pause. But, but, but, yeah, I mean, as far as like churches, you could go and just hang out in. Mm. Seemed all right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Poor chill. Like, I never thought, you're looking around, guy. Guys, I guess here, coffee. Prison Christ. I was like, I'm fucking done. That was impossible. You might as well put your feet up and breathe. Yeah. I know. But it was a good time. Swetfully followed up by a crock monsieur. Oh, nice. Nice. Weirdly crushed. It also drinks. Yeah. We croissant with a cheese nut. No. It wasn't a croissant. I know it was a fucking, it was a sandwich. Oh, it's the crock monsieur again. It's the cheese on top of the toastie.

55:06The bread's been done in cheese. Uh-huh. Yes. Cheesy affair. Cheesy and hum toasty. That's great, y'all. Carlesio's. Oh, shabby-ish. But Carlesio. I love that guy. I can't stop watching that, guys. But it's good. Yeah. Cause when we... He follows us. I want to follow him. And I said follow back. And I was like, fucking, frequency is a lane, brother. We should, uh, but us, Finland. Yeah. I'm sure that we've got to get a couple of buttons going. Carlesio's. Carlesio's. It's my vocal stunt for the last month. I just walk about the guy. I want carlesio. And somehow he's losing with. Yeah. The jail piece. The jail piece. Yeah. Yeah. Or jampec. Carlesio's. Manjaro. She's our source. Oh, yeah. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Carlesio. Carlesio. Them cheese butter drops. Damn it. Yeah. That'll be like, uh, you know, like the Lee Vey roots go that did the raggy, raggy sauce.

56:09Yeah. You, you probably will be able to pay. What does a badass family? Yeah. Barass family wraps. Senseless. Yeah. Barass curry sauce. And you're fucking dead. This won't be funny when I tell you. Uh, there was like, what was that? He talking about. Oh, wait. Yeah. He goes. That's well, not being funny when I tell you. He goes, uh, he was in bad and then he came dying again. He was like, I can hear dogs barking. And I was like, oh, it's probably the ones who next door, like over the hedge. And he goes, I don't have dogs. He goes, that's a salary kid. It goes to my school. He lives over there. It's probably his dogs. And I was like, does he have dogs and he goes, yeah, he's got two dogs. They're called like and then have me with two normal dog names, you know, Sparky and Bann. They go, oh no, they actually have three. And I went, oh yeah. And I'm like, I'm, this is another night. My wife is trying to put them to bed when you're a fucking knackered. So you want to put them to bed and go and watch TV or something. Yes. But you're lying in bed trying to be like, please go to sleep and you're like fucking, like you're on more thing.

57:11You're like, please go to sleep. Oh, yeah. And I just lie there like this and I go, oh yeah, what's the other one called? And he goes, um, Sainsbury. I fucking, it was so stupid that I was like, like the shop and he goes, what? You know, I did. I don't stop. He's like, no, the dog's called Sainsbury. You fucking, I did. Yeah. And then he and I refers to his penis. This is dirty worm, which is. Yeah. That's right. Dirty worm. Dirty worm. Yeah. I thought the bomb squad vernacular. Yeah. Look my dirty worm. Dirty worm. God bless you. God bless you. Jesus, let me in your ass. There's a fun story for you. Spurmbike employee was caught on camera throwing back samples like the Kayla shots. Jesus Christ the night. Is that? Are those follows bonk?

58:11The big vat. I would say they're probably maybe frozen or something. I don't think they're fell in the full fuck. Jesus Christ. The full thing with jazzy. But like, you know, if you're an absolute combo, I was going to say that's job on. You know, if you're now, if you're a relying ropes, Linger, you probably felt one of them tops in a week and one over weekend. But yeah, she's just in there. She's like fucking, she's in there knackin' them. So that's fun to know. We find cursed news like this every day. So how are we in that last beverage? There she is. So she got fired because she was knocking back the common like shots. Right. There's just nothing on the mountain. It's a little surprise. You know what's going on? There's just nothing on the lane. I'm actually at the point where I go. She was from that. Yeah. You know, she probably fucking, you know, trying to file them away or whatever, right? Me names on them. Put the numbers in, punch in some numbers. And then she just be like, that's fucking five o'clock. Oh, what a much money. That is though. Like per shot. You know, like that someone's been paid out.

59:13Yeah, because that's the whole point. That's a little of this burn bank. So it's like how much money it's probably a financial thing more than anything. You know, they're like, you've caused you to drag a fortune. Yeah. This is money down the drain. Yeah. Like the passion. Yeah. I don't know where it goes. But we're losing money. I don't know. I don't know for sure. I'm not so much. We've paid this month. The spa for this. Yes. And you went and drank it. Yeah. You're stealing from company property. Yeah. Because it's a sign of the bad habits. It's not a sign of the bad habits. I don't know. I know. Well, that's one thing that makes them too. What do you mean? Like, you know, multiple just like a Coca Cola free stand machine. I don't know. I would. You know, if you'd hover on the pod, for example, I'll be like, is it just, you know, what it's the crack to just less work for you've been able to do? Yes, I would like to interview that woman. Yeah. I would have some hard-earned questions for what are imaginative? Burpan run you. Oh, gee. Nice. I'm getting heartburned. I'm getting heartburned. I'm getting heartburned.

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1:02:14Yeah. Yeah. And if that type of person could be sound up in a phrase. And I look like. Yes. 100%. You know what you're talking about your divorce for 45 minutes? That happened. That happened. Quite no fake ad on it. That happened with Merito. Did you hear on the podcast then? Where we were talking about spunk and the commas and all this year. And then all of a sudden he starts getting into like. Yeah, I'm on a New Yorker's tough to live in. Like, but you know, and then we kind of went back and forth on it. And then we went straight back into the rough. We were on the down. I see my girlfriend's ass. With my fat tongue. She loved it, bro. Bro. Bro. I love when he get off the seat and got shorter. Yeah. I feel like I want to go to New York just to see him. Oh, yeah. He's a ball.

1:03:14It's like I'm a cartoon character. Oh, no. You know, get on the Patreon. Watch that episode. Yeah, he's a. When you hear about his drinking days, like, oh my god, brother, thank god. Thank god you're all right. No, but by God, I wish I had one minute. Yeah. I'll never get that. Just be like, mom, one wouldn't get you. One night in the rap. Well, that's probably what it wouldn't be a night for him. It'd be gone for six days. Sure. What's six days on the scale? But I also do. You're like, you know, size wise. Yeah. You know, the amount of alcohol is something to go mustn't for five days. It would probably be something we'd have with dinner. You'd have it in the shower. Tell you what, too. I get this. This is absolutely Trumpy ever. Yeah. It was had night, the other night. And very rare that we have beer in the ice. Okay. I don't like to keep boozing the ice. You know, I don't know what it is.

1:04:14I just don't like it there. You know, we're not really having gatherings with the gav. Whatever. The gav for me is a hostel, you know? But there was a couple of status land in there. And I was running late. I really want to have this. Had my first shower beer in about five years. Boys. It's free therapy. The char bear is on the... It's on the fetus. It's on that list of top beers. Yeah. The char bear is good. That's what I said, me and me in a second. It's the only bed of culture that white boys have brought to the table that is still. You know, the... The whole lot on it. I know. I know. The only bed. I know. I know. Catcher's Alfon. Yeah. Yeah. I had a goater for that too. But yeah, the char bear is beautiful. We got the bathroom done last year. And we took away the fucking box char. Anyway, the char just like warm piece of glass. And then it's got a gold colored bar that like holds it.

1:05:16It's like a flat bar. Yeah. And I just go phone blur. Yeah. Yeah. It's usually coffee, but not a beer. But it's like a drink's wreck. That's nice. And then you're in there just lathering up the ball by. It's cool. No, I had the motime blur in the boot who speaker. And then I just had the style on the shire. You know, the guys thought probably were like, they're definitely about a warm water in the spot. Yeah. It's not. It's not. It's slow turn. It's cool. I walked out and I was like, I'm super out of here for a night at night. And I had crazy. That's great. Because you're warm and fuzzy. I'm your warm and fuzzy. Yeah. Double. Double the fuzzy. Double the fuzzy. You know, walk around the door, fuzzy it up. It starts and rolls and drives my car. Are they well?

1:06:16So they work in the morning. 49 mile an hour. Yeah, they will. Yeah, be good times. Where's Kiss and I owe. Taxi on gallon. Taxi back. Yeah. Right, we'll get out of here. Guys, thank you so much for tuning in. Yeah, thank you guys for spending a great time. Guys, I'm on tour. Please buy tickets. Of course. And then, the other front hall is, you know, over halfway gone. Low-tech at warning. Long-done Liverpool. Derry. Dublin. That's it. Class. Get your tickets. Get them. Love to see you there. Get a wee better merch off. Bonesco.pod.com. Get on the Patreon. Great stuff going up there. We'll see you Thursday, guys. Cheers for listening. Have a lovely week, folks. Have a lovely week.

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