Ep. 630 Fiddling with the Joystick at 3 AM 🕹️ + The President of Venezuela’s Nike Tech Fit | Brown Bag Mornings (01/05/26)

Luis calls the Homie Helpline to ask if he should "spin the block" on a 29-year-old "firecracker" who claims her 3 a.m. texts were just for Fortnite and who allegedly loves his "soft hair and Jackie Chan hands". The squad also puts the Petty Police on high alert after reports that the President of Venezuela was captured in a Nike Tech fleece because he was publicly dancing too much like Donald Trump.

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