Episode 259: 'Technical Difficulties' (Jessica Cohen)

Do you get turned on by the smell of Nubian milk goats? Artist and Corset fitter Jessica Cohen is a 20 year old college student in Berkeley when she meets Tony, a sexy longhaired stoner who conjures Pan, the greek god of wildness and nature - and then when he leans over to pass the joint, she gets a musky whiff of cut grass, alfalfa and sunshine. The pheromonal attraction is off the charts, and that first kiss has her sure that this is gonna be the best sex of her life! But before she can settle into his king sized waterbed , she has to slip off to insert her little rubbery yalmulke (remember diaphragms?) in his lichen and mold-covered bathroom.  And then: Sproing! Jessica is 'Pan'icked; did she anger the Gods? #Pheromones #Olfactory #80s #WaybackMachine #FranksWildYears #SiouxsieSioux #Tattoo

 

Song: 'Cupid's Chokehold/Breakfast in America (Gym Class Heroes)

 

About our Storyteller:

 

Growing up in the Bay Area, Jessica Cohen has had plenty of opportunity to hear and tell some stories. Along the way she got a BA in Art. She's had a wide range of jobs: Nanny, Salesperson, Barista, Fortune Teller, Comic Con Celebrity Wrangler, and currently she's working at Dark Garden Corsetry, and as a Freelance Illustrator.

 

Jessica is a collector of stories and a weaver of lore for her Wasteland,

Gaming and Reenactment communities. Jessica has been on the Bawdy stage 4 times so far, and was even voted Best of Bawdy by our audience. We hope to have her back onstage soon!

 

During Lockdown, she opened her own business Feline Oracle, a Divination System for communicating with the Spirit world with the aid of your personal highly attuned Oracle: your magnificent cat.

 

https://www.etsy.com/shop/BurningGroundGraphix

https://www.felineoracle.com/

http://www.jessicatcohen.com/

Episode links:

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Tickets are at https://tinyurl.com/TheReidRoast

 

 

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Wanna work one-on-one with Dixie? Want to learn to tell a compelling, relatable story? I can help you dig deep, gain understanding and communicate with clarity. Whether it's getting onstage, writing a memoir, creating a podcast, or learning brand storytelling for your business, I've got experience and can help. Email me at [email protected] and let's make it happen.

 

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Thank you to the Team that makes this podcast possible!

Team Bawdy is:

 

Podcast Producer: Roman Den houdijker
Sound Engineer: David Grosof
Archivist / Video: Joe Moore

Bawdy Livestream pre-show video by Donal Mooney

Live-streaming by Ty McKenzie and Rubeun Tan

Storytelling support by Mosa Maxwell-Smith

Dixie's Virtual Assistant is Roillan James

& Bawdy Creator & Podcast Host Dixie De La Tour

& Thank you to Pleasure Podcasts. Bawdy Storytelling is proud to be part of your sex-positive podcast collective! 

 

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