Episode 37 - Happy 3:16 Day!!!

That's a kick out at two.

Yeah, we're finally we're finally doing it. We are here today recording episode 37 of the kick out of two podcast and I'm Nick and I've got Brian and Steve here and Brian looks like he wants to die and I will preface is we were going to record on Sunday like we normally do and then post from Monday morning. We apologize that we did not do that. We already didn't do it. So we can't go back in time and fix it. But we were going to record. But Brian had

a little adventure, which then shake this entire evening. I'm going to interrupt you real quick. Yeah, I'm going to interrupt you real quick because we got a little bit of this action.

Oh, yeah, happy 316 day. Oh, maybe we did this on purpose because it's 316 day. Maybe we did it on purpose. No, we didn't. We didn't. Brian had a horrible time and we need to know all about it right now. We have to know.

You did this on purpose. You're good. We caused your calamity yesterday was so okay with the new job. A lot of things have changed in terms of like I never realized that 25% of my personality was just me complaining about my job.

So like now I don't have that like I feel like I'm like you're missing something. Yeah, like I have nothing. I'm talking about right. And then the other time, the other part is me just being like put the run down and being like, no, I can't do this. I'm tied up. That's the weekend. I can't. But right now I'm like, I have nothing to do. And it's sort of like weird. So I was like, okay, I'm like, well, I have a nice peaceful Sunday. I'll go see family on the other side of the lake.

Hang out for a little bit. Come on back. Get ready for the week. Quarter a little pod. Go from there. Nice, nice, nice. Oh, new frontier. I've stuck for me for the first time in 24 years. Just like the idea of slip again, relaxing. Like I work out twice on Saturdays now. Like it's because I have like this free normal people time. It's insane. So,

uh, went on a family driving back from their house to mine, which is only like a 50 minute ride.

Some I hit something somewhere and it blew out my front driver tire. Right. And so I actually already on Saturday was at the store and bought new tires. Anyway, because with my car, you have to order them in advance. You just can't go in and get them. So

I had, you know, they're on their way to be put on on Wednesday. So they're getting replaced regardless. And this thing sounded like a shotgun. Boy, and then just like bang and then

that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that was like, oh my god. Right. So now it's just a clock on the Sunday. The swap a tire out on my car. You need like these really unique special tools. And I didn't have them. So I had to call for

a guy to come fix my tire and swap not to a spare find a guy. They're like, you know, we'll be out. Sure. No problem. 90 minutes later, I'm sitting in this random parking lot. 90 minutes later, they finally show up. Right. So I shows up.

You take the tire off, tires like destroyed, like, impressively destroyed. Yeah, exploded. Yeah. I've never seen this. I've never seen a tire explode like this. So I'm like, OK, I'm like, well, you know, this is my Sunday and the sucks. And this is going to cost me like 130 hours to swap out a tire. So I

get the spare out and bring it over. I give it to the guy. And like, it's been doing this process like the 20 minutes before it's like sprinkling sprinkling sprinkling sprinkling sprinkling like all that bad weather that you guys are apparently getting tomorrow or right now. Thanks. Right. Thanks.

So that all arrives in the Carolinas starts to arrive in the Carolinas yesterday. Right. So it's sprinkling sprinkling sprinkling. This guy puts the spare on and I look at it and I'm like, that he didn't sleep. No, wait, no, like, no air in that spare.

Oh, that guy was like, yeah, I was like, oh, who's got thought up for him. I got right. Get this thing out plugs it in. Starts going. And he's like, oh, wait a minute to hear that. I'm like, what is like, oh, no, you're almost worried.

All of a sudden, he skies open up like movie lot rain. That's idly. Right. She's coming now. Oh, yeah. And if you're here. And so when you live by the lake, it's like cluster rain where it's like a cloud, it comes out of nowhere. And then it leaves.

I got some trial type situation. So where does thing. So this this moved in off the lake right quick and comes in. And it is just sideways raining. The guys like screaming over the rain. And you have a leak in your stem.

Your tire is not going to fill. He's yelling something up. I hate you. Can't believe you maybe come out here.

Oh, I'm, oh, you know, my friend Wayne. Yeah, right. I'm like, I was like, so he's like, he's like, he's like, he's got trying to fill it, but it's not going to fill up. I go, just put enough in it to where I can get.

Hopefully on the block and park at a gas station to get a toe tomorrow morning, right. Right. And he was like, all right, I'll try. So like in there like holding. We're just like pouring rain coming now. It's twister behind you. Yeah, it's right. Well, he was like, he was like, he goes, he gives me the phone to try and pay for me on the phone. But you can't they can't do anything. So he's like,

this time.

I'm like, you want to just put it in under the car, like open the car door and you can, it's got this time.

Insanity.

Yeah, incredible.

So they get to the gas station, half a block down, they walk into the gas station and it just looks like somebody picked me up by my ass and threw me.

Based on his personal.

Right. They're looking at me like.

What happened to the day not know.

Everything's wet. Yeah.

I'd more the rain's past no more rain.

Oh, rain.

Rain's over.

It's over.

Like a cluster.

It's a cluster here.

Did you have squishie shoes where you like flocking in?

Everything was.

And everything was so I was so wet.

And not a good way.

Well, I got in the car.

I got a station because I live in North Carolina and there are amazing people down here.

I go, do you mind if we, if I, you know, it's in some situation and they go.

Absolutely, sir.

If you need to put your car there for the night, it's probably fine.

Where is it?

Here's where all of our cameras are positioned and security wise overnight.

So if you feel unsafe, like where you want your car to be overnight, that's not gonna be here.

Park right here.

We'll have right under the camera.

I'm like, okay, great.

So then, you know, don't have a car today.

You can uber back up to the gas station.

It's a towing guy to come over.

I'm like, toe to the tire place.

I'm fixed to stem.

I'll pick up the spare.

I'll pick it up with a fixed stem with the spare on it.

I'll come back Wednesday.

Have the tire fixed.

Go there.

They drop it off.

I called them.

I'm like, hey, I talked to you guys earlier.

You said you can fix a stem today.

And I'm better.

Go from there and like, you know, you know, you'll have it done by five.

Like, oh, yeah.

You didn't talk to us.

You must have talked to our call center, which is like.

Yeah, I'm like, what?

When do we talk to each other?

But.

I'm like, what do you call center?

It's telling you things that.

Some people, you know, it doesn't do that.

Anyway, coming back for a minute later and they go, sir, the stem is so damaged.

Right.

And that this spare tire.

We are a tire store.

The type of car you are.

Is an exclusive to the dealership.

And so.

Right.

A spare.

We cannot sell you a spare.

And I'm just.

At this point, you're just like.

Okay.

Don't you have 24 seven, like emergency dealership support with.

I.

So.

You would ask that.

So.

A year ago.

That car should drive itself back.

From what you're paying for it.

So the.

Assurance got my head.

Last year, they jacked up my rates.

And it was like 130 or 200 hours extra month.

And I was like, that's crazy.

So then I asked around here and they were like, oh, I'm like, I need cheaper insurance.

And they're like, oh, yeah, here.

Have Southern pumpkin insurance.

Probably fine.

Like to Southern.

So cheap.

Okay.

So I signed up.

So I talked to the agent and the agent.

I'm like, is this a clone of what I have already.

And they're going, yeah, I'm like, okay, great.

And last year, I had a flat and it turned out that they're like, oh, well, it's.

Yeah.

I mean, clone is in lowercase.

See.

Not uppercase.

See.

So.

Majority of it.

Is it the same?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Okay.

Great.

And last year, I had a flat.

And it turned out that they're like, oh, well, it's.

Yeah.

Is it the same roadside assistance?

Not.

Not applicable.

We only cover.

We only reimburse $50 or the total situation.

So I was pretty pissed at them.

But I was like, you know what?

I mean, more times in my life is just really going to happen.

Like, no, I mean, here's one of the odds.

I'm not a numbers guy, but how many more times could this possibly happen?

And then fast forward 15 months in the New York.

Yeah.

I got to get either a triple A or a new insurance.

Yeah.

So their pumpkin insurance is clearly not.

Right for you.

No.

No.

I got to keep a chicken in the car at all times.

Yeah.

It's kind of just weird rules.

Very weird.

Yeah.

So that's.

So that's my mind.

So that made it.

So that's a lot like the newest installment of Nixis Sucker.

I'm leaving work today.

And one of the guys that rides with me.

He's an 80 year old man.

X Marine.

Like really gruff.

Cremuginy old man.

But like a nice guy.

Right.

Like we get it.

That he's kind of a cranky old man.

But like, he's nice enough dude.

I'm leaving the parking lot.

He's standing by his car looking like.

Like he looks at me in my car.

With a look like he wants me to stop.

But he also doesn't want me to stop.

Like, like an 80 year old man that doesn't want everyone to ask for.

You know those guys.

So it's like.

I rolled that my window.

And he's like, you believe this shit.

I got a flat.

And I'm like, uh, yeah.

The entire area is a construction zone.

And I was expecting a lot of flat tires.

Yeah.

Of course.

So of course it's raining up here.

And he's like, uh, I don't know what to do.

I'm like, I don't know.

Either he.

Either he.

Doesn't know how to change a tire.

Or more likely he's 80 years old and realizes.

Like that kind of activity is not for him.

I don't know what to do.

I'm like, I don't know.

I'm like, I don't know.

Either he doesn't know how to change a tire.

I'm like, he's 80 years old and realizes.

Like that kind of activity is not for him anymore.

Where's the closest sucker who's going to.

Oh, here he is.

Oh.

So I.

I back up into my parking spot again.

I take all his stuff.

I take out a spare tire.

I take out his jack.

He has.

He's like, what do you have to do with?

I'm like, just relax.

Buddy, just chill out.

I got the story about it.

What do you.

What do you have to do?

This man has killed a person in his.

I know he has.

I know he has any.

He.

He is responsible for the most insane kid we take to school.

And so I need to take care of this guy.

So.

Yeah.

I.

I changed the tire.

Like it's a whole thing.

You know, all the.

All the wheels on new cars have that one lug nut.

That's like the special one that you need the key for.

Yeah.

No pun.

He didn't know where that was.

I had to go find a dig around his car.

Find that.

I dig around this car and find the jack for the first.

But.

So Ford started this thing.

We started putting the jack under the tire, the spare tire.

Which is like, I don't.

I'm like, where's Jack?

Where's Jack?

Where's Jack?

No, it's under the tire.

Okay.

So.

I changed you guys tire.

And his spare tire was flat.

And so we had to.

So then I'm like, son of a bitch.

Okay.

I just did all this.

Like, I know he didn't want to walk back to the garage and ask the guys that are sick of us at that point in the day.

To do anything.

But he had to walk over there and be like, I need air in my tire.

You come, put air in my tire.

Air.

And then the guy comes around all like, oh, you got to step from the flat tire.

No valve stem issue, right?

But it's wild that you have a tire story.

And then immediately I'm a sucker.

And changes got.

I'm soaking wet, raining, laying on the ground.

Wild.

I have a tire story.

But I'm not.

I'm not.

I'm not going into it.

This was weeks and then another day and then it's going to be done on Saturday morning, but it was done Saturday afternoon.

And I had already had a half a pile of tequila.

And so I finished my tire repair today.

That's all I'm saying.

I don't want to go worst story ever.

That was the worst story I've ever heard.

It is.

We can't have three.

Yeah, we can.

This was the time for you to tell like a big, founded story about this tire.

Oh, man.

What are we doing?

It's better the way I did it.

I think it's the best.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

It's better than we do.

I can't be like that.

It's probably best.

I can't always relay all the information in the way that I would normally because some other people may get offended.

And we don't want that.

You know what I mean?

We don't.

Be sure.

Yeah.

I don't start now.

Yeah.

I think I'm sad today.

Did you go to the bar crawl center?

All right.

So I did not.

And I'll tell you what happened, right.

What happened is.

What happened when you said, all right.

So you pretty much said no.

Yeah no.

No, I did not go to the bar crawl.

Because James was home for.

What was his spring break.

And.

He was supposed to go home Saturday morning.

or back to college Saturday morning.

And then I was just gonna be like,

well, screw the other kid.

I'm going out, Trankham.

And Collins, go with it.

You don't hear real didn't care if I'm here or not,

you know, most of the time.

So, better for him.

Jamison found out or realized that he didn't,

he went out to like dinner with my mom,

and Ron, and then like his cousins,

and he never like did anything or saw Kelly's mom.

And he was feeling really bad about it.

And I was like, all right, well, just,

just go out with her on Saturday,

and then you can go back to school after lunch,

or you can just say until Sunday.

And so he did that.

He went to lunch with her, but then I,

we went out in the morning, we went to Costco,

we went to a couple other stores

to get him all stocked up to go back to school,

which we do every time he comes home.

And Costco was a nightmare.

It always is.

So, that's a whole Costco stores are for another day.

We got home, and Jamison's sitting at our kitchen table

with Kelly's mom.

So, now we have to, now we have to sit somewhere else.

We leave, we leave, we leave the last order to come home.

It's 12.30, so it's the time I was supposed to meet

your mom and your brother at the bar.

So, we get home and I'm like, okay,

now I have to sit down to show face for a minute.

And she didn't stay too long,

which was great.

She's like, she's here for maybe 15 minutes

after we got home and then she was like,

okay, I'm gonna go home and we sent her home

with some food, we have all this food in our freezer

we're trying to offload, so we sent her home.

And then Jamison's like, hey, we didn't get

to really do anything together much this week.

You guys would go play like some Mario Kart or something

and I said, of course, of course I do.

Let's go.

And so we went with Mario Kart, like two hours.

And then he was like, he was like,

oh, everybody was kind of like, okay, that's enough.

Like I'm super irritated because I'm losing

at Mario Kart and I don't like that.

Like I'm driving with the princess, that's why.

Yeah, she's a woman, dammit.

No, I go can't drive.

I go, I go Donkey Kong now.

I go Donkey Kong and I was doing well to start

and it all fell apart, right?

Like your drive home on Sunday.

So we all decided like, let's take a break

and then I texted your brother like, hey,

where are you guys at now?

Because now it's probably like maybe three o'clock.

And he's like, oh, I'm on my way home.

I was like, oh yeah, because Mags is in her seventies

and can't do like a real bar crawl.

Like she can't be out all day.

And he's like, but the bars are packed, so go.

I'm like, no, I don't want to go to a packed bar.

At all, I wanted to go see you guys.

That's, that was my whole agenda.

So no, absolutely not, not, nope, nope.

And by yourself.

I mean, that's probably not a bad time, honestly.

So to give you some background on this,

growing up, we had a family that we were very close with

that they lived in Lanstown.

They've always lived in Lanstown and their great family.

And it had a bunch of kids, you know, five of us,

and our parents were all very close.

So about 19 years ago, they started this bar crawl

in Lanstown.

They lived in Lanstown and it got bigger and bigger

and bigger and bigger and bigger.

And now next year, they're going on their 20th anniversary.

And so like five or six times, you know,

majority of this, I didn't live in Philadelphia at all.

And the majority of the time when I had the opportunity,

I'm like, yeah, come on, come on.

I'd never went.

And so like my mom goes, the point is he's like,

so my mom goes and my youngest brother goes.

And my mom goes to the first bar

and she gets drunk at the first bar.

And then it's grabbing random women in the bar

and saying, have you met my son, Danny?

Come meet my son, Danny.

And drags these women over to Danny.

And it's like, isn't he so handsome?

Isn't he so cute?

Oh, you guys would be so cute.

Like, it's like a tradition.

I don't know.

It's just okay.

It's all whole.

He doesn't need that.

He doesn't really.

Oh, yeah.

That's good wingman stuff though.

Like, thanks mom.

Like, okay, yeah.

Yeah, yeah.

I see you as she's like, he's smart.

He's funny.

Like, it's really, it's like a really funny scene.

Watch.

And try pod.

I'm just still, I really.

So next year, I'm gonna go and next year,

I'm taking you to with me.

I'm gonna be all on a fine.

We tried to do it last year to get Danny to come

to swing by the bar.

We were at last year at St. Patrick's Day.

Nick, that didn't happen.

So, like, I'm like, next year, I'm gonna do this.

And we should all do it.

Where was that?

What were we doing last St. Patrick's Day?

We were at Lanzel Tavern, I think.

We were.

Yeah, we must have had a really good time

because I don't remember that at all.

I didn't remember it either.

And so I was reminded on Saturday

that, no, yeah, last year, you were at the tavern

and you got, you and Nick got to the tavern late

and everybody how he left

and you had tried to call Danny and come back.

Yeah.

And Danny could make it back.

And I was like, oh, I almost had a great time

because I don't remember any of that.

You remember it?

I don't remember any of it.

I don't even remember it happening.

So, okay.

Yeah.

Now, I did, I did it up going out on Saturday night though.

We ended up, we ended up out.

Yeah, just way late, we, Kelly went to play Bingo

with a bunch of her cousins and her mom

and her sister and stuff, right?

So she goes down to play Bingo

and one of my co-workers sends me a text

and she's like, hey, I've been working all fucking day.

I'm going to the bar.

I know it's going to be packed,

but I'm going to the fucking bar.

Why don't you meet me over at the bar

and then Kelly can meet us when she's done?

I was like, you know what?

Okay, let's do that, right?

Roger that?

Yeah, it's like I yelled down to the kids.

I'm like, yeah, I'm leaving, goodbye.

I'll see you later, right?

Like my dad did once, but he never came back.

I came back that same night.

So I go to the bar and I'm sitting there

and my co-workers were ordering mixed drinks

and beers and stuff.

Let's tie one on.

Let's go.

You know, Kelly knows where we are.

She's on her way, but it's from Levittown

or Langer or whatever coming all the way up to the bar.

So by the time Kelly gets there, we now have like,

you know how we do it.

Now the whole corner of the bar are our friends.

Like whoever's sitting there.

Right.

I post it up to the point where

Kelly starts talking to my co-worker

because they're having girl talk

and I look to my right

and two different women sit down

and I look at the woman closest to me

with my drunk eyes and I'm like, Mark?

And she goes, she goes, what?

I was like, sorry.

You look like someone I know.

She goes, oh, okay, my name is Steena

and I went, you mean like,

don't, don't, don't, she went, no.

Steen, like Christina, I guess.

And I was like, oh, because you're a weirdo.

Oh, I like it, yeah, perfect.

And I talked to this woman for hours

so much so that I was doing things like, hey, hey, hey,

Mark and do this thing where he flips a pen through his fingers

and he flips a pen over and over.

Can you do that?

And she goes, oh my God, not every Asian person could do that.

And I was like, wait, but can you and she went, yes.

And she took a coin, she took a coin

and was flipping the coin through her fingers.

And I was like, oh, I knew it.

I knew it.

Yep, I'm like, do you have stores in your house?

She's like, no, numb chucks.

I was like, not a stereotype.

No, no, no, no, no, no, that's my stereotype.

That's okay.

But then I was like, I got home, like Kelly and I were,

we were there for hours, right?

Really loud, my voice was shot, like one of those nights

and I drank something called an Irish trash can.

Steve will like this.

It was a long island I see with some blue something

and then a red bull.

And I was like, oh, I said, that sounds interesting.

I'll have one.

I drink all of it and I drink all of it

and then someone hands me a couple of Irish car bombs.

Oh, God.

Kelly's like, oh, God.

At some point, she was like, hey,

probably a good time for us to go home.

You know, since we're walking home,

probably a good time for us to leave while you can walk

because she's like, I have a bad neck

and like, I can't, if you go down, I can't.

You're staying down, man.

Yeah, right, whatever, wherever in Lansing

that happens to be.

So we come home.

Steve, what art did I woke up?

I woke up the next day and I was like, oh my God.

In the neighborhood yard.

I can't believe I was talking to this woman

and like calling her Mark and like,

asking her things that Mark did that I knew for a fact.

Like, I thought Mark had a surgery and changed his name

and showed up at the bar.

Kelly goes, yeah, that was kind of weird

but she really did look like Mark.

And then my coworker that we were with posts,

a picture of us on Facebook with this girl next to me

and it 100% looks like Mark.

Now, I think we should explain.

Mark is a guy, I saw it, I saw it.

Yeah.

You're looking up right now.

I got to refresh with him.

Yeah, you're 100% correct.

You're like, I went, I looked at it this morning and went,

what?

Whoa, my head.

I think the rear end, oh my God.

Right, Steve's looking at it right now.

Yeah, I think the thing that you're leaving out

from this story is that I am roughly 80% certain

that at one point towards the end of the night,

you probably just called her Mark.

Yeah, yeah.

Probably.

We used to leave.

Okay.

Do you remember when we played November Rain at your house

and she's like, no, we just met tonight.

I was like, I'll stop at Mark.

You're, you're so funny.

It's a war.

You and Mark, you're not going to lie here.

We're playing games.

We're playing games.

Such a liar Mark, but I miss you.

I'm so glad we found you.

So I think we should explain that Mark is a guy that,

this Mark is a guy that Brian and I grew up with

from like, like, I met Brian and Mark

in when we started sixth grade

and Brian and Mark already knew each other.

So like, we were friends forever

and then we just like, we lost like Mark teleported away

one day and that was, that was it.

That was the last time we saw Mark.

He moved to the big city and we never saw him again.

Right.

So I very much could see Nick on Saturday, like grabbing Tina

by the back of the head and talking closer and back.

Mark, no, that was, I want you to be my best man.

Would you be my best man, Mark?

There's no way that's not Mark.

There's no way that's not Mark.

My name's Tina and I think that's your wife.

I think you're already married, sir.

I was like, Tina, go see if you can get her number.

You think you can get my wife's number

and she's like, yeah, of course.

Like with that confidence that I expect Mark

to talk to me with, you know what I mean?

Like, yeah, first I got the problem.

Yeah, I'll use my southeastern Asian chart.

You know me, show me a bum on this napkin

work like you used to.

Mm hmm.

A bum on this napkin.

Yep.

So that was Saturday like I can see

with such clarity in my head.

It is hilarious.

I have her phone number.

I know, but like I'm thinking if you're,

like you progressing throughout the night,

like you originally be like, oh, yeah.

Oh, no, I had a buddy named Mark

and then he just was hand.

And then at the very end, you have been like

leftover Irish car bomb and you're beard.

Yeah, sure.

It's writing for your sleeves.

Like that's very open.

Like, you know what, Mark?

You're still a good guy.

You're a good guy then.

And you're a good guy.

You're a terrible DJ, but you're a really good friend.

You're a good girl, but you're a good guy.

Like, poop in her nose.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Her wife is there like what is happening?

What?

What is this guy?

I don't understand.

That was my fun and my shame from Saturday.

Oh, my God, it's so funny.

Oh, but yeah.

So yeah, next year, you should do this Irish background.

29th anniversary.

Yeah.

I'm sorry.

You know what I mean?

Well, I'll be up in the area.

God willing, we're alive.

His podcast isn't kill all three of us.

Yeah.

I think if it's going to kill one of us,

not worried about podcast killing us.

Yeah.

I think I've worried about our wives.

Yeah.

Not worried about your wife's killing you.

Well, my ex probably.

Yeah.

Maybe more like than I'd be the leader.

Yeah.

So all right.

So can we talk about the amazing AEW people that was on the street?

Yeah.

It was amazing.

OK.

Well, go, man.

Shit.

Do it.

Yeah.

I don't.

I didn't watch it.

I don't know.

Wait.

But you were texting us on your way home from the car tire

issue.

Do I?

Do I?

Do I deserve this?

Since I just went through this.

And we were like, yeah, absolutely.

Man, just do it.

Yeah.

I'll be going for the podcast.

You don't want it?

I fell asleep.

So tired and wet.

Yeah.

Wait.

Well, yeah, I would shower it off the rain.

I went to bed.

Now, I've been said that on Twitter and the clips on Twitter,

look at those phenomenal or different returns.

It looked like we will ask where he's back.

Kenny Omega's back.

Edgen Christianer back.

Oh, great.

The matches were really Ronda Rousey showed up.

No.

The W.

Well, like I've heard like Ronda Rousey and at EW.

And the match with Adam, your boy, Adam Hangman.

And at least he lost.

At least he lost.

At least he lost.

It was like I probably got to buy the replay tomorrow,

honestly.

Man, that match was what I want you to match today.

I'm like, my God, this was awesome.

It was a Texas Eggman match.

And it was watching clips also.

And I was like, I have HBO.

Let me go watch this $40.

Well, I was like, no, man, I know, no, no, I know.

We have to keep this podcast going long enough

that we can maybe finagle some free paper views

out of these wrestling organizations.

You know what I mean?

Yeah, yeah, I can't wait for it.

Yeah, plus driver salary.

I've been on max since max started.

And before that, I paid for HBO for many years.

They know my name.

Give me the paper view for free.

OK.

All right.

That being said, I saw a light bulbs.

I saw a chain, but a dog collar match in the middle of it.

Is it right, man, man?

Needle?

Do you see the needle?

No, no, I don't want to see that.

No, that was, I don't want to see that.

The needle through his cheek.

I don't want to see that like a, like a syringe.

We did for who's cheek?

I don't keep, Adam Page took a needle in the cheek.

Good.

I hope he gets AIDS from MJM.

It AIDS.

What about maybe that's why he can't challenge for the title anymore.

Because he's got AIDS from Needles and Jinks.

Did he kill or didn't kill or cross show up?

No, he's not gone there.

No, I thought I saw something like that.

I think I like you did, but I don't think he did.

If he did, it would have been a bigger story.

And so many.

And so many people, it was a sold out show in LA.

It was the, they actually have put on some pretty good paper views in the past.

Yeah.

This was the best paper view they've ever had.

Like the one they did in Wembley a couple of years ago was so good.

Massive.

Massive.

Massive.

Wow.

It was really neat.

Ronda Rousey has a fight against Gina Carano coming up.

But why is she, after she, she totally told the world that wrestling fans

or the darkness people on the planet, why would she, sorry, she wants money contract

with a that's what I love that is exactly what I love.

It wasn't like a heat, it was not, it was not a heel move.

It was a break, break, break, it was a total.

I'm better than this.

I'm better than you.

I like.

I get like a lead us athlete.

I'm better than the paying sucker curtain trap.

Right.

It's like, at all the athletes feel, and it's a natural thing, then to bring her in,

she's going to have built in heat.

Right.

You're not going to have her.

I think they're going to come in.

I wouldn't be shocked if they just had it with like, I tag matches over the next, like,

I don't know, however, like with her remodeled fear, her, like, I don't eat for a void

of charisma and talent, and yeah, good look.

I just don't see her being like, oh, the next year, she's going to be a face and champion.

Like, no, no, that's going to happen.

I think they're bringing her in, give the bump for the event that she's going to be

in.

Right.

They might be thinking of a level where it's like, you know, like a little bit of Mike Tyson

type deal.

Like, you know, you get some eyeball to the, if she doesn't get involved, I mean, she

doesn't get totally involved, but she's working with Tony Storm, so it can't be that

bit.

Right.

And this is what I was, Nick and I were just talking about this, I think in the last episode

where like, AEW is like, their whole roster is getting healthy and they're getting, like,

they're getting themselves together and they need it like a joke from the outside in.

And so what I was about was bringing in Shane McMahon as like an on air commissioner.

I would.

Ron Rousey is like almost the same type of thing.

Like you're going to get outside eyes that are looking at this product now for the first

time.

I think it was a really smart move.

And I don't think, I think people were like, oh, I hate her because she looked down

on me.

Guess what?

They don't look down on you.

Every athlete looks down on every pain customer, like that's why I am.

So in a good job, keeping it crowd friendly too, where they want people to, they market

their, their shows to get people to come there.

It's not like they're, they're trying to hit a pay window or they're trying to hit

them.

The hell was that noise?

It scared me a little bit.

Um,

Anyway, but like they, they want people to come to the show.

They're not driving up their prices to compete with WWE, you know what I mean, which, which

in the next year may have to change all of their plans for their overseas shows and and

stuff like that in the desert.

You know what I mean?

Yeah.

I don't know.

Like I said, there's a good chance being that I'm stuck in this house until Wednesday night.

We might end up in a paper view and say nothing else to do.

I don't know.

Was there some sort of like, uh, rumble, like a Royal Rumble style match?

Yeah.

It was a 20 that they had one person rumble.

It was in the pre show.

Yeah.

Jack, Jack Perry wanted it.

Yeah.

Beat Ricochet Ricochet, right?

Yeah.

Mm-hmm.

Fill in the pre show, buddy.

Good.

Great job.

Great job.

I mean, he has a title.

He has like, ring of honor, super duper lightweight, super duper abs.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Keeper.

Yeah.

You're just like, well, I like Ricochet.

I think he's fantastic.

I think he's a great athlete.

Um, there's something missing there.

That's why he's at the bottom of the show.

You know, on boat shows.

Yeah.

How about, how about Mr. Darby Allen?

He had a wild match, too, right?

I didn't see it.

I didn't see that match.

Was it good?

Yeah.

I saw him take a spear from the guy who speared him.

Went from inside the ring, like kind of through the ropes, like a suicide dive.

And he hit Darby Allen as he was running the apron.

And they both crashed down to the thing and I cried a little bit.

I had turned off.

And Darby Allen is this generation's Terry funk.

Like he's going to be 39 with the body of a 69 year old person.

Crazy.

Yeah.

Like what he puts up through and you're like, you know, you have a lot of talent.

You don't need to be doing these things.

Like any of this stuff off.

Like, no, I don't outside of, you know, for next pleasure.

Like, I don't think there's any.

A little reason for you to be doing this stuff.

Like, so like, it's kind of wild.

But like, you look at me.

You're like, oh, oh, some of these spots he's taken.

Yeah.

Like real God.

I think the moment that he changes, like, anyway, whether he gets lighter or heavier.

He's, he's going to take a bump and it's just going to be over, you know,

because like he's, he's, he's living in a very, in a very small window.

Yeah.

I mean, I agree.

As he gets older and he can't mean pain.

Like, just being a muscle, muscle guy.

Like, he's just, oh, he's, there's no all dark.

Yeah.

So like, when, when he gets to the point where there's a little bit of extra weight on him,

where he's not in total control of his body, he's toast.

It's over.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I mean, it might, it might happen sooner than we think this dude did go climb Mount Everest.

You know, if that changes people, that's, that's well.

Yeah.

Is it changed by people?

Do you know how many dead bodies there are on Mount Everest?

I mean, I know you're going to do.

I'll tell you one thing.

I had just yesterday, Matt, my cousin's house.

I'm talking to our friend.

She's telling us about how for a vacation or two brothers or father who's,

I don't know, let's say mid 60s at the time.

Walked from one end of the Grand Canyon to the other end over the course of four days.

Right.

And so you have to train in order to do this.

In the desert.

And you have the bottom of the Grand Canyon.

Walk.

You go from one end of the Grand Canyon.

It takes four days to do it.

Right.

And they kept.

Yeah.

But you have to.

You have to carry your craft, right?

So you have to be constantly be maintaining 40 pounds of weight that you're carrying.

And if somebody, like, if somebody gets heat exhaustion or somebody gets like overwhelmed,

they got to get a hell of act out.

Yeah.

No, right?

Or you have to double.

You know, if they get overwhelmed, you got to double back it.

So you got to carry yours.

And there's you got to carry 80 pounds, right?

So she's telling me all about this about how they all they they all decided not to get tense.

Because they're like, well, that's an extra weight.

We don't need that.

But we'll just curl up our youth.

Lose from the days of four and make those pillows and sleep on the dirt and pillows.

And not to close.

Not too close to the bushes because that's where all the scorpions are, right?

And not this too far out because when the sun comes up, like we have to be in bed by six,

because you have to be up and walking by 430 in the morning,

because you have to get a lot of your hiking done by the time the sun hits its peak.

You know, by the right.

You know, you have to know.

Austin.

Four days going on and on.

And I am like.

You why?

You know people.

You know people that you speak to that treated that as a vacation.

And first of all, you should be ashamed of knowing and speaking to these people.

And they should be ashamed for bringing to your attention.

They should have taken that to the ground.

Yes.

Matter of fact, they should have died on the walk.

Because that is crazy.

That's crazy people stuff.

That's how to control.

I can't believe.

I can't believe there's people like that on this planet.

It's like, it's like, oh, I want to move to Florida and be homeless for a month.

Let me do that.

Yeah, no.

Yeah.

I swear to God, I thought Brian was going to start talking about something like,

oh, well, speaking of Mount Everest, and he was going to say something just totally not even close to Mount Everest.

This is close.

Like, yeah, no, no, it's not as hard just people live through those times.

But.

I thought we were going to segue into something way out of the realm.

I thought you're going to use the dead body segue into something fun.

But now I'm just disappointed.

Yeah.

So by the time she finished telling the story, I was infused, surprised and aggravated.

Right.

Good.

I was like, that's not a vacation.

No.

That's not a vacation.

That's the wrong word, man.

That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard of.

Right.

Who the hell does that?

That's a thing like Mr. Beast.

Give somebody a half a million dollars challenge.

Yeah.

Right.

That's it.

That's a win money thing.

I don't want to think about where I have to go poop on vacation.

Like I just want to eat.

You don't worry about where you're going to put everywhere.

You do not worry about it.

I'm not doing it in a desert.

You know what I mean?

I don't have to dig in Barry.

So a bear eats my asshole out.

Sure.

Well, I mean,

I think it works weekends really.

Like we're all on the same page about camping.

We all hate camping.

If you have to build your hotel room, it's not a vacation.

Right.

Right.

Right.

Carry your room with you.

Yeah.

No, we're all good.

Like we're not having this is like.

The extreme.

Yeah.

Like where you're like.

I hate yourself.

Yeah.

I didn't go camping as a camp because my mother loved me.

You know what I mean?

Like we just know everywhere we went.

There was a roof in walls.

Right.

Yeah.

Right.

So she's telling me that halfway through.

I halfway through day two, the dirt is just caked on you.

On your face.

Right.

In the pores.

All of like the more she talks about it.

The more confused I get and the anger I get and I am like.

Why?

Yeah.

Or did you lose a bet?

Like did you have to do this to save the house?

Like I don't understand.

When she was like, no, it's fun.

My dad always wanted to do it.

I was like.

What.

I tell him.

No.

Yeah.

That's the main idea.

You can do it on VR now.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Right.

Yeah.

First of all.

I watch this show.

I watch this show.

This naked and afraid of where people could make it and go camping.

And like trying to survive for a couple weeks.

And I'm never going to try it like God never you know how they have to bring they have to bring one thing with them

Like they're survived with I bring a house. No, mine will be a new. I bring it loose

All you just says reset button

Yeah, just like you know, do you really like let's check him with Steve at the knife hour and you just go

Oh

Yeah, I'm going to write in the contract like do not edit anything out that has to do with me. Yeah

Oh, good. Okay. Yeah, I just you know, I

And saying how did we get the guarantee?

Yeah

So Cody wrote took a hell of a beat down on snack on snack down and it was fantastic. No, it was really good

Second of it. Oh, it's working a heal now. Yep. Yeah

Good. He is who he's supposed to be. Yeah, it's really good

They're fleshing out a lot of other mania storylines, which is good

But that's the I mean that's going to be your I assume that your night one finale right orton Cody or is that night too?

Night two Roman Reigns and CM Punk oh

Yeah, I

I never thought I'd say it, but I think I'm more excited for the Cody Randy Orton match than I am about Reigns and CM Punk

Yeah, I don't know. I think they're gonna tell a better in ring story

Yeah, I just I have I don't see him punk fatigue right now. I just and I'm just yeah kind of yeah

I don't know I agree I agree I agree

think

Before Reigns and punk

Better at delivering a program on the way up to the match, right?

And then because they have to cover a longer period than Cody Rhodes and Randy Orton. Yeah, yeah, I think Rhodes and Orton

They're both like, you know

the less ring rust okay, and

Those guys would probably be a better match up in the ring stylized

But I think at the end of the day

Rum Reigns is still of the four of them a box office attraction

You don't need to work and start on telling the story with with Randy and Cody because this was the story

He beat the shit out of him and then Cody's just gonna be gone until mania. I think you know, and he's gonna come back in better shape

Uh, yeah

Is he gonna come back as crow Cody?

Like the enables ninja. Did you see tonight? That's I tell you what you did. We talked about it last week

After elimination chamber

And people on Twitter were putting him in the masters dressed as crow's thing

And I'm like, that's actually hilarious

When it was with the black and white those with black and silver star dust

Oh, no, please read and I was like, that's

Not a lot of the face paint on that guy anymore. The only thing I watched was the

rear-ripply

cargill

Eggman

It was terrible and Jake

Is putting on weight hand over fists and losing

What

Is what makes her an attraction her body

Is a specimen. She is a specimen now that she's she is the road all the time

You can't it's not like going to the performance center when these guys are at the performance center in NXT

They go they wake up. They all eat together

They all eat at the performance center a lot of times then they go and they work out

At the gym and then they can bring stuff and then they do like

promo stuff and stuff back in the gym and then they go to dinner like they

They work all day and when you're on the road you can't you just get like you don't know

What the gym looks like in your hotel. You don't know anything

You're eating garbage. I mean like

AEW you're only doing two shows maybe

Two shows to every two weeks

You can be in the gym work out work out now look right now. She is like

0.1% of what the average human is walking this planet of course. She's not in bad shape

From what she look like she look when you like I'm telling you you saw a person like that is not a human person

Like that's insane how she knows and that's what she has with her because that's it like the attraction that she has with her

And so you don't want her to lose that because she is

Parable on the mic so bad and nothing good

Feeding some good things they give her a mouthpiece in AEW. She needs a mouthpiece here and she's not

She can't pull it off. Well fine. What's fine. I mean they put her with Bianca Belair and Naomi

So that because Bianca Belair can talk but she got hurt and then Naomi Naomi got knocked up and now she's out

She just have nobody like what are you going to like

You can't know you can't you need to put her with like

She's fine. It's a pop-in and

Yes, she's like Selena Vega or someone who can need somebody who looks like Alexa bless

And is annoying and as a manager

But who's a manager and not a wrestler she needs a manager

And I don't think that they have that they don't have a female manager. No, they don't have anybody there

And that's a huge void because that's killing her. I think it's really killing her and you're like that kind of sucks

I that could take her to the next level right now

That's kind of something like a lot of people are missing like the the manager just having a manager

Is it's a lost art I think in in all of wrestling anywhere nowadays and we pull him and

Has it locked in so tight

Like everybody is either like him or terrible

You think that's why there aren't any other managers. I think so

All Hayman has just this is my thing and it's I'm the only one who does this thing

And that's where my true value in this company is

No, I don't I don't create a mind. I think they I think they just don't have like a manager's they they come in and they don't make the same

That the wrestling talent makes

So I don't think they have like

You had a guy like Bobby Heenan who wrestled like a little

But then like when you look around at the big leagues of wrestling like Bobby Heenan was never gonna be

A champion and he knew that and so he went on and became maybe the greatest manager of all time

You don't have anybody that's willing to say oh, I'm not really cut out to be a wrestler

Even though I really know the business and love it. I'll be a manager

You know, I'll take a step back. Nobody wants to do that. Nobody's doing it. They don't want it. I know

No, absolutely

It's just don't forget looking for

I don't think we're looking for a coach or a slick

Or a genius or like some like I just I don't think they're looking for any of those people anymore

For a Jimmy Hart a poly dangerously like they're not they're just not right and so a Jim Kornet

Like those guys like they're like the hangers on

They're not looking for them anymore and it kind of sucks because like at

In itself that position is a real art

And it really can really help heal talent get over

Right, absolutely. Yeah. Yep. Yeah. Yeah, I mean it

I know they're not listening because very few people are but that's a

Yes, they are

You look at our reasons

Yeah, there's numbers are pretty good. Oh, okay

All right, yeah, we'll see I'll see if I can get anybody to listen to us put a manager on this woman. Please right now

Right, yeah

Send a text to Lana

My my knees Abigail will be perfect. She doesn't want to she doesn't want to work hard

She just wants to go and make money she'd be perfect and she's such a such a ham

She'd be perfect for that to go and be the manager for Jay cargo

Because she's little. Yeah, she's little and she's mean and she doesn't care about finding anybody. She'd be perfect

She's perfect. He'll manage where some glasses and yell in the microphone. That's it. You're from your phone. Mm-hmm. Right

That yeah. Yeah. Yep. Yep. I'll bring it up to her. I'll have her make an audition people send it over

She doesn't know what she wants to do with her life. You know, I mean she kept ready to go to old miss right? You know

What are you gonna do there nothing? I'm looking

Sounds like a resting manager to me. That's all right. Yeah, absolutely

We're right if you want time there

We did talk

Steve also about the last couple of Rawls have felt like they've been on autopilot

And it's a cleaniest season. Yeah, I don't know

This Raw tonight because I'm like I feel like it's another autopilot

We got Roman on tonight

So that'll be good that'll kill at least seven minutes

We'll talk about at your last segment him just talking

Yeah, every segment so far since you know like since the Royal Rumble

I think they're just playing it

Playing it safe, you know, they're really

I mean, it's all that's all if they do too much the internet goes crazy

Well, not only not only probably not only that right if you do too much and one of these guys gets hurt

And you have to you have to go a different direction

They're kind of they're kind of out of time

So at this point they're going to call it dancing his way through the kitchen

You they want to get like they know Roman Reigns is not in the ring enough

To just now get in the ring a bunch of times and be okay for Mania and

Uh

To work like CM punks finally back in ring shape and they're like let's just

P the bees on him they know with written and

And Cody Rhodes like yeah, we can they can go out there like that's why they have Orton and Cody Rhodes going out every week and beaten the hell out of each other

So that you don't have that here's the other two

No, I just for me. I'm just like

You don't have to be the last segment of the show. You can put like intercontinental tunnel

It's like there's other stories you have where you can put a match in the end of the show. Yeah, that further's the story

You know, yeah, something

Every single week and that's the end of the show is like stupid to me. Yeah

So it's like you got you got Roman Reigns tonight. You have AJ Lee versus Bailey

In a oh, yeah, it'll match

So it was got is that how you get like is that how you get a better match for Mania

Like is right now there's no

You got to get her in the ring and kind of work some of her stuff

Yeah, I

You look so bad at the pay-per-view that they were like

We got to make her

We ain't gonna stop a little bit. Yeah, yeah, we're immediately and get it on Bailey and then figure it out there

Yeah, they're not gonna take it off for no hand

No

Who's gonna answer Brock Lesnar's

WrestleMania channel that's what I want to know and I it's got you know what it's got it has to be oboe family. It has to be

It needs to be it has to be

There I mean I don't know what's LA night. Oh God. Don't know cannot be LA night

But unless we'll not unless they just feed him to Brock Lesnar

And he just destroys the guy, but I don't think they're gonna do that

Um, um, you got a women's match Stephanie Vaker against Brekel Rodriguez again

Uh, but live Morgan. I seem to be there so pretty again

Uh, no, they're doing some America

Yeah, like I don't I

Know it's not a big storyline and I know a lot of people don't care

But I was like that seems like

I don't know I feel like you should be having a match a mask mask match at Mania with those guys. It should be more fun by now

I think yeah, I think I should know exactly. I'm guessing I'm guessing they have kind of a filthy end to this match

And that'll lead them into maybe some kind of

contained match at WrestleMania

with

The two americanos alone or yeah with the two americanos alone. That's it. And then it's a mask match

Which should I think I think the only way

That

Both either of those guys survive a mask versus mask kind of matches if Chad Gable loses his

Because then he could kind of

Take off and just go be Chad Gable because

Everybody knows who the other guy is and

If he's not with Gunther then he's not anybody

How cool. Yeah, it's how cool. Yep. Is it how

I forget his name

And then there's two other guys that are like smaller like british guys. Yeah next to you that are the other two deep guys

Tyler bait cullin tells me and who's the other one

Well, thank you for using with master sorry Grammy

Say sorry Grammy

You said the effort

Make it out of here. Okay, here's one other thing. I wanted to talk about

The three overall oh boy. I think

That danhausen is not getting over. I think that

This whole

I think this whole danhausen push is actually like a wwe style up like I don't think I think

Hey, I think they it went so atrociously bad in Chicago that they have been

Ammarine social media with fake posts

Throughout all their influencers being like oh my god. Look at this guy. He's so funny. Oh this and that but bad

And then saying stuff like oh, he's the number one

Selling merchandise in it's like okay. Yeah, but that's not a real number like you know like number one

Based on what maybe a new merchandise released within the week. Yeah, it's in the month like what was that?

Number one like I'm like

I watch him and I'm like

if

The quote dusty roads

You'd always say

Lessons more baby, right? And they are taking him and they're putting him on every single show that they have

And they're putting him on all social media to shove him down your throat

And it's like if he was over yeah, we would be pulling him back and not giving you more that that worked

That worked for everybody

But it's not really working for him

But it's only week. It's only his third week

You know I guess I really think I think this is an I think behind the scenes are like

This we are trying so hard to justify

I mean this guy and guess what he's gonna do tonight

He's gonna chance to rock lastner at WrestleMania

Ah

Sometimes you take it up, you know what I mean? I don't I don't uh

I hope I'm wrong

Like he's gonna be he's not lezzers not gonna do that

Yeah, the new art truth. He's the new art truth. Yeah, you just haven't pop up for five seconds

I just don't think he's over. I'd really think he's over

And I think they are working their asses off to make it look like he's over. Yeah, and he's not at all

Yeah, it's really gotta get him get him over yet the I mean it got to get him over all the social media work

They're doing right now makes it seem like he's over. So I mean

They're they're certainly working hard. I'm not interested, but

I don't know like I mean I know he's no Santino, but

You know all those it's kind of fun. I like to skip through their Instagram post with him on it

He today I saw they stole one of Santino's segments

And then I was in the May

That's what I knew he was like he posted something where he mispronounced

Steve Austin's nickname. Yeah. Oh no

And you're like

That's Santino's

You know, like what are you doing? Like come like cold side. I just

When I'm looking at I'm like this guy's not over

And they're working

I recently tirelessly to get him over

It is a sign up

Yeah, they're ready to go

They make

They gotta stay with Roman Reigns. So just gotta give it a little time

So now that you know that you talk about side apps Brian

Um

Do you want to share any like like what's good in the news?

No, we're gonna read the news

Yeah, you don't talk about the news

Yeah

So much news there's too much

Yeah, so much news. There's too much news

Too much news

So two years ago

Friend to mud

Uh

No

All right

No

Orogan had this guest on

You know this guy's Eddie

Some Eddie Bravo something but I am Eddie Bravo

Eddie Bravo

Hey Bravo. He's just two years ago. He's like, you know

The people in these files. He's Epstein files

The people in there have the power

And they would rather cause all types of chaos

In World War Three

Instead of being labeled a pedophile and go in the jail

And you're like I know two years ago

And now you're like since the Epstein files came out

We're in the milk. We're in a war of the Middle East

Her co-bein is not like did not kill himself

Apparently the FBI has been sitting on the cure to cancer since 1960

Like you're all

All of this stuff is coming out. It's just like

Rowan here

Britney's tears in her clone

But you're just here

About the Florida man who got taken underwater into the ocean by a dolphin and

He gave him powers to breathe underwater so that the man could build

An underwater city for the dolphins and the dolphins name was Gerald

And the man that they took

Down into the ocean was an aerospace engineer

Yeah, that's the lead story in my leisure and activity segment

You're gonna beat me to it

And when the guy

The guy had no drugs or alcohol on the system

He had severe he had severe dehydration

But in his lungs they found

Like crystallization from being underwater for too long

Um, and it like his physical

Whatever was wrong with him physically was that of someone who was underwater for too long

I like

Yeah, yeah

The FBI went there and like shut down all the all the shit

Gerald they just came out that they found all these

Sea shells at the top of like this mountain peak

Which proved that you know at one point his mountains were at the bottom of a massive flood for Noah's Ark

Like it's all just coming out right now and it's all just like

Hey, look over here. Look over there. Look at like you're just you can't breathe. I can't breathe from all the news

Can't I can't breathe

Like it's just like it's crazy like they're like

It took Netanyahu and Israel

Wicker to shoot down

Hmm to deny that they were involved in in the assassination of Charlie Kirk

And it was for them to confirm that Netanyahu is still alive

If you look it's crazy like it's just

Right then it didn't want the Charlie Kirk smoke

That's that

But you're just like it's just like one after the next if I didn't wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute

Charlie Kirk was pro is real though. Why would they kill Charlie Kirk?

Oh, yeah, he wasn't

Wasn't

Let's let's go on to the next one. Ohio

Ohio

Ohio has a massive influx of bigfoot sightings and and people like running into bigfoot in the woods

Just like, you know when you take your dog for a walk at the park people are seeing bigfoot in Ohio

Nope

This is the news are you sure are you sure those people weren't in land sale on Saturday night while I was walking home

Haha, are you looking for you?

Kind of low pay

Whoa, I'm gonna keep walking

We taste them and everything that's crazy

I love you, man. You're wish

Yeah, crazy, man

It's just the only the one thing for me am I

A one thing that they're waiting for

purposely waiting for

If things get really bad like really really bad and they have to change the narrative immediately

That's why they are hand, but that is why they're holding on

The Avengers doomsday trailer

Ah, that's like their whole like don't do that to me like alright smash class releases. We got nothing left

So like rattling off normal trailers it's

2019 when when cove who was running rampant and Trump was like release the tiger documentary

Yeah, yeah, yeah release love is blind

Let's get to people to travel it. Like at least the tiger king

Oh, yeah, I'm just I'm feel like it's like these winning things. I'm like I'm just holding on to this stuff

Like the next round

Or when it gets like when the people shouldn't make okay wait a minute. Let's really going on

I'll tell you about that

Release the night that's so to stranger things now

Yeah, oh that'll be the one

Yeah, yeah, that's when you know there's no turning back. She like oh god, they're gonna stop the nuclear weapons

You guys are dropping nudes. That's why I have these straight-to-thing episodes. It's holstered

So it's just one of these things where you're just like that's the news

So yeah, so I don't know like and it comes in and then goes out like okay

Like the storms in North Carolina

Yeah, like clustering. It was death wasn't ruled a suicide

Now it was a little murder and they put it out there and then gone

Because it's because his wife had ties to Galein Maxwell

Right. There's no father whose father wrote textbooks

Yes

But you're just like

Okay, so there's no follow-up on this. There's no follow-ups right just

After gone he wrote the textbooks that we learned from in high school all of them all

The ones we learned from right yeah, sure

Yeah, learn

I didn't have all those they announced did you see that all of those cells they fuse together like 20,000 cells they fuse

A were able there was a lab

Was able to make Donald hamburgers are made out of the new one. Let's hope not

So use the money

Allison

Together like neurons and like that

And they're able to get them to play the video game dune

Rouge shop. Yeah through like electric while trying to pulse and they're probably

I know you're like if you show them the movie dune those things will die

Yeah

Holy crap if that's a real thing

It changes a lot of positions of a lot of topics like that cells can feel so you're just like

Oh, and then a cluster of cells can feel

Like you there was real reason why I marched and watch talking about pertinence

You're right and it wasn't just a drug. Yeah, I mean that helped that was fun. Yeah getting drunk for the march for life was great

But also maybe they have a little bit of a point, you know

Hello, like I don't know the news is coming so fast and it's like at a NASCAR race

It's just zoom in by you can't keep up with yeah

And you're just like why that's why they were warning us about AI when when AI started getting

Crazy in the social media outlets. It's like you know, you know, you're not really gonna be able to tell what's going on

Like half the shit about this war in the middle east

It's all getting debunked because it's bullshit

Right my favorite you I saw a man shooting a machine gun from a flying carpet, okay

Ha

The my favorite thing that I've seen from AI has been an interview is Donald Trump and it looks super real

And he's like anybody that's out there and protesting

What's going on is officially gay? Okay

And like I thought it was a real thing so as soon as he said that I was like

Are we back?

Isn't that isn't that unbelievable like in World War II the fog of war was

Whenever tomorrow's newspaper. So you got to wait yeah to get the news from newspaper

And now you have fake videos of the president just calling people gay

That's what our new song with war is. Yes, that is

Why type of ridiculous world are we living in at this point the best from like most ridiculous?

Matrix as you yeah, it's turned and it's completely

Okay, I gotta get going the world is getting real bad down here. Yeah. Yeah, so all right wait one last thing should I watch Monday night raw or big trouble little China

Well

You can always watch Monday night raw tomorrow big trouble little China

Lives in our hearts. Mm-hmm. I mean you just got to watch it every time you feel like you got to put it on I had that

I can't use second I can't use second-screen raw

Because why you watch the movie I I can but Cullen has never seen big trouble little China and we're here. Yeah, I was school telly's in Chicago

I feel like you'll love it

Is this a residual action from Saturday?

No, you're watching yes

I

Because oh, yeah, did you come home talking about it? Good night with Mark?

No, that what happened is I'm watching a show on prime and as I scrolled through to get to my show

There was big trouble little China and I was like, oh

Yeah, so that's what happened. No, but it's not residual from hanging out with lesbian mark on

You know, you know, it old Jack Burton always said may the wings of liberty never lose a feather

Just put it on watch show. That's the point. That's what we're gonna do. All right

gentlemen

All right, this has been fun. Yeah, let's talk again soon

Goodbye

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