Episode (Channel) 101

Hey, you're going to hear us talk about this at the end of the pod. But head over to YouTube

over your dead body. Yorma's new movie has a fantastic trailer that you can watch now,

and now we're going to just start the pod.

This is Yorma, none of the other guys are here. I'm trying to basically without looking at any

of the tracks, make a new theme song for our podcast right now. Just dumping things on top of it.

So just give me five minutes. I'll surprise the guys when they get on to get me bad.

Psych to see you guys. Let's fucking jam.

A key of just FYI, Yorma is working on a new theme song for the podcast that we're currently

already recording. Which is pretty exciting. But I'm doing it without, I'm just looking at the

tracks. So I'm doing it visually. So got it. Hey, Keith, yeah, you just left to go turn off your

air purifier. We got one of those. How much more purified would you say your air is now than the

air you grew up breathing in your home? I mean, the Bay Area has good air. Got it. So I'd imagine

the air in the bay was probably still better than the air today. The purified LA air. Yeah, although

you know, we have this feeling like things are always getting worse because, you know,

with climate disaster, it is. Yeah. But when you look at pictures of LA in the 70s, like with all

those huge muscle cars and everything, it was horrendous, horrendous, what they were breathing

back then much worse than today. I actually saw on social media this week, there was a picture of

like LA with this no cap mountains in the background and people saying like exactly that point,

like FYI, no way shape or form. Do you see this in the 70s? Yeah, and I don't know the details.

So I'm just speaking out term, but I know there was like, it also is like the proof that regulations

work. There we go. Because they made a point to change the laws about emissions and then it got

way better. Well, you know what I think is that it's all hoax. Right. Yeah, I was going to say one

of the reasons one of the reasons we don't get political on the pod and I wasn't going to name names

is there's one hard core, like maybe more Maga than Maga guy on the pod. Yeah, you guys don't get it.

I mean, it's hard to hang out with these lip tarts all day, but we also we want to present both sides,

you know, and be really fair. And so you're really presents that balance. That is one of the big

takeaways. And people tell me how much that they're great army. They like how even handed it's been.

Yeah. Hey, I'm in Durham, North Carolina. I'm going to do a standup show got snowed out in

January and back here. I'm very excited. I'm going to see one of the names that gets dropped

the most on the pod. Our friend Emily Spivey tonight. It's fun, but you're not technically promoting

it because it will be the show will be over by the time anyone hears this. You guys

have made it very clear that I was not to promote you said I could only mention shows after it was

too late for people to buy tickets. Yes, we don't want you to like jam the stats. We needed to know

how popular your standup is without you jamming it with promotion. That's so funny. Yeah, I thought

it was you guys bit you didn't want me on your territory, but it was just jamming the stats.

I don't like that. I don't like that you are so left wing. And so I don't want anyone to support you.

Right. Can I just can I just race through I did a very quick back of the envelope calculation

of comments. That's not how you use back of the envelope, but I really did literally right

under the back of the envelope. Somebody said they did find I think I killed the president that it

is on your website. Yeah, it's on an archive. Okay, great. I have that sent to us. I did not have time

to check this, but a baseball player named Jacques Peterson. Someone said that when he played for

the San Francisco Giants, his walk up song was I'm so humble. Literally have had no time to

check it, but I think I remember being sent something. Okay. Yeah, it seemed too granular to be

untrue. Yeah. So that's very cool. That's very cool. This was very hurtful. Somebody wrote it,

is there anything Seth won't say throwing shade at how often I use the expression I will say.

So let me just say I didn't care for that. That's me. Salt and pepper. I don't know. Did we say

salt and pepper? My mic sounds nice. That's what everybody sort of said was what they had on.

They had long taken. Once we got off the pot and we started like remembering we were sending

texts back and forth, and that was one of the ones. There's also a black sheep song that I think

is referencing the salt and pepper song from Wolfen sheep's clothing. I forget the name of the song,

but I listened to that album a lot. So I might have even been referencing the reference to some

degree in my brain. And then I mean, if there was any catchphrase in the comment section from

last week's episode, it was released the balls cut. Everybody's very excited about the promise of,

you know, we're still back. Okay. This is going to get me on hitting up some rappers. I feel like

if we just had LP, so this little really. Yeah. Well, I think you put LP on there and then we hit

up Killer Mike and see if he'll do it. So it's a full feature. Yeah. No, because I don't want him

to feel left out. Yeah. You know, well, wonderful thing about my mom Hilary Meyers is if she's

enamored with you as a guest on my show, she will dive into the catalog. And I've had Killer Mike

on my show a few times and Killer Mike is an incredibly thoughtful guy. And you know, he was promoting

like a documentary about traveling around the country and just really sweet and funny. And so

then she said, where can I listen to his music? And I was like, well, you know, run the jewels.

And she really, you know, to her credit, she really enjoyed how for its filthiness, it's

incredibly obviously intelligent, well written and kept. Could you have heard to give it a real shot?

Yeah, she gave it a real shot. And I big up one song of his that I love that is just a Killer Mike

song, which is called That's Life, part one because he did two. And it's samples that Frank

Sonatra song. And it's it's a it's a real political, but it's it's fantastic. And Rick Flair,

sampling old Rick Flair. Yeah. It's one of my favorite songs all the time. Yes.

You guys, I'm finished with a podcast theme. All right. Well, I'm I have two more things.

Okay, go keep keep keep going. I'll just finish the last thing. I feel like this is a good like

this is the preamble. And I think people who are really impressed that in the reading of last

week's comments, you're on had time to write a new theme song. King Floyd's I feel like dynamite.

Multiple people said that is the sample from Rocky. That does sound familiar. Yeah, listen to it.

Yeah, let's listen to that. Well, let we'll listen to that after you arms do song, but you get

that ready, Keith. And I will just finish with the last comment resoundingly was told that across

the pond is a Britishism and some of the some of the Brits, some of the left tenants in Quaid

Army were pretty upset that we would even dain't think an American came up with it. That was my

theory. So I deserve a little credit. Yeah. It didn't sound American. It did not sound American.

All right. So here's what we have. You're playing the new deep song and then a key view cue up.

I feel like dynamite. I just okay. I just dumped two tracks together and another thing. And

then we're going to see what it actually sounds like. So okay. This is an interesting way to produce

music. Great. I mean, really great. Thanks. Thanks, guys. Yeah, we could start the next episode

with that. That's like sight unseen, guys. I mean, that was really exciting to just see how the

process worked. You don't even need to look or like hear what you're making. It just fucking,

you know, comes out. That's the way to make art, guys. Yeah. It's like doing a painting blindfolded.

It's just about the feeling. Exactly. Looking at the wave forms. All right. Do you have the other one,

Keith? Yeah. I do. Also look at this album cover. Yeah. It's called Well Done. It's got a Well

Done steak on a beautiful plate with a little tomato and a little garnish there. And then it's

it's a Lisa from Temecula steak. Yes, it is. It's got a matchbook for I wonder what it says on

there. Here comes King Floyd. The song is I feel like dynamite. License not available.

Ooh. Well, no wonder we had to pay for it. It's fucking great. It is really fucking great.

By the way, the best thing is while we were playing it and jamming it to us, Jeff, our producer,

did drop it in the chat that we won't be able to play any of that on the podcast. Zero?

Probably not. But it's such a small amount. I mean, what do we fucking pay for it in a certain

context? Yeah. It is it is so sad when when you hear like real amazing music that was then

sampled and it could have been sampled by like a real rapper and like done some justice and then

to hear what we've done with it and be like, I don't know. I don't know. Was that worth it?

Here's a comment. I mean, we mentioned I killed the president, but I did like that someone just said

after a month of jokes, they just casually dropped that there's been a winter soldier song

this whole time. Well, you don't remember it. That's the whole problem about winter soldiering.

I can't I honestly couldn't believe that that's something that was in my head 25 years ago,

whenever I made that song. Yeah. Which president was around, Keefe? I mean, this song doesn't

date when it's when it's the story is happening. Sure. We know which one you would have picked,

Yorm. Oh, big time. Did you hear it, Seth? I haven't heard it yet, but I would love, can we maybe

should play it now? I do like the idea of a couple fighting and just hearing a guy be like,

because I'm a winter soldier. Is why? Okay, I found it right away on YouTube. I don't know why I

had a trouble before. All right, rock and roll. So, Yorm made this beat and I just made this song

one day and did I surprise you guys, Yorm? Did you just come in and I go, I recorded lyrics to it.

No, because you requested me to make this beat and so like, but I think a majority of your

extra recording, I think we maybe came in like halfway through, but you asked me to make this beat.

I said, make me a fresh prince style beat. Yeah, and I nailed it. Boy, does this beat? Vamp.

It's perfectly the lame version of one of the good Jesse Jeff Beats in a great way. That

actually makes it kind of better. Yeah. Okay. Now, just trigger warning, there's a Pam Anderson

joke in here that I do not stand by. But on the other hand, the joke was that it's a bad joke

and the character did it and says that it gets them. Oh, the audience loves this joke. It's like a

yeah. I like that now you actually lick literally stand by the actual Pam Anderson. I've seen

photos against this and I'm with her physically. You stand with her. You don't stand by the joke.

You stand with no emotionally and physically. Yeah. Now, also this does not go with the

lonely island. Two minutes and 20 seconds max song length either. It's longer. Yeah,

significant. Oh, yeah. This is great. That's also because of the tempo. When you're making it

for yourself and just to make Andy and your laugh, nobody else is ever going to hear it as far

as you're concerned. No, but the tempo doesn't help you. Now, my question is before you play it,

do you think Andy will be bummed or happy that he missed a discussion about I think I might have

killed the president bummed because we text that we all listened to at me and in your since the

last pod after someone pointed out that we found it and your man Andy were being very complimentary

on the text chain. All right, great. I love it. And here we go.

Such with lies. Oh, he's just you warming up the pipes.

It all started last week when I went on a date. She was beautiful. Long hair. I picked her up at

a date. I decided to take her to a magic show. My mom said I shouldn't. But what did she know?

A lobster for my lady friend cooked extra nice. And so I'm a reddo afterward. Would be just right.

Thank you, Garseon. This is going to be magnificent. Oh, the lights went down time for the entertainment.

I'm addition to the stage and saw the lady in half. I can see her legs. So fake made me laugh.

Then they asked for a volunteer from the audience. I hid my face. No way, Lee.

Yeah, he was this based on us going to the magic castle. I don't know if we did at that time.

First of all, I love sketch premise. I love that we're just starting. Obviously something's

going to happen in the magic show. But this is not a voice. I feel like you did again.

No, I did not. I really enjoy it. I don't know who this goofy guy is. I know, but I like that you

were like, this voice is for this song and no other songs. Like it only fit in this keyhole.

Yes, there's something wonderfully hateful. I'm really, really happy about everything. It's

happening for this guy. It's a full character in this guy's way. Leave me out of it.

He's trying to be like a smug Zach Morris type. I mean, I've never seen these visuals, Seth.

Just for the, I know somebody is like a, somebody has animated this. How many years ago did they

do this animation? 20 years ago. So right when YouTube was new, they pulled up our song from our

website, Aaron X. Murray, if anybody's a YouTuber, and made like some very simple PC art to it.

That is, it's a great time here. But if it starts going into weird like Nazi stuff or anything,

it's not. I just don't know. Yeah. Take it up with Aaron. All right. Well, I'd be into that.

Jesus. Next thing I know, my girl is volunteering for me. She tells me she thinks, man,

I'll stay very sex. So I play along and go up on stage. Hoping that the stunt will get me,

you know, so now they want to subsidize me the ring of bell and all clock like a turkey. I say,

yeah, right. Do your best. This whole thing is faker than head Anderson's chest. Big laugh from

the audience. They love that joke. Then a person just in a cloud of smoke. So you see, Seth, I wasn't,

yeah, yeah, he would never thought that was funny. It's this character. This cat 100%. You are

totally fine. You were totally fine. It's really hanging fruit for him. He does a bad joke. You are

in the clear, buddy. You are 100% in the clear. Okay. I'm still, I'm going to send her an apology

anyway. It's because she's probably, she's probably heard this. Definitely listening.

The sound of a bell. You'll close your eyes and be under my spell. Ready. Here we go. One, two, three,

ding. I open my eyes and nothing. But wherever I look, the crowd wouldn't stop laughing. What

did I done to elicit this reaction? Now, hold on, y'all. This is the beginning of our story.

And I promised later on it's gonna get glory. So parents, grab your kids and tuck them off in

the bed because I think I might have killed the president. That bro. That bro.

Oh, Instagram break. Really good.

One week later, I haven't seen the girl since and I get to school and we're having a field trip.

Plus participation is a must. The side said washes in the sea or bust. First thing on the agenda

of the reflecting cool and it made me remember that America's pretty cool. Then off to the

White House for a special tour. Our guide was very knowledgeable in American football. She told us

about Nikki and George Washington and even let us go into the room that they smoked pipes in.

Time to go downstairs. She called the elevator up. It arrived. I heard a ding and felt my eyes

shy. I woke on the floor. The walls felt all curvy. I was soaking wet and my stomach

tops a turvy. I was covered in blood holding a knife. I dropped it. I looked around.

I was in the oval office. What have I done? I couldn't remember a thing.

But then some memories came back to me. I remember finding the president and

stabbing him in the neck. Then cutting him into little pieces, stuffing him in his death.

Oh, me. Oh, my. I did it. Me too. Just the rapper casual gets a shout out here.

He has a fairy-famous song called me on my. Me on my. I didn't mean to.

God, really good. Deep cut. Never been said this whack.

Oh, me on my. I didn't mean to. He must have been that him. It is an illegal voodoo.

Now, some things are bad. It's not paying your rent. But I think I might have killed the president.

He's big. Wacking instrumental friends. So enjoyable. Also, I believe these drum roll things

was a reference to parents just don't understand. Well, it's been a year now since that

fateful event. I framed a hobo to take the cops off my scent.

And every time I hear a belly stab someone in the face. But besides that, I say that

everything is going great. Please learn from my story. Don't be a fool. I never let a

copy of this hypnotize you. Oh, you might kill the president.

Well, I mean, dude, we must have done parts of this together because the beat is responding

to you. Unless you did it and then I made the beat afterwards. I have no idea.

You definitely collabed at a certain point. Yeah. I mean, obviously the best line is

about seeing the reflecting pool and remembering that America's pretty cool.

And then also remembering you killed the president. Yeah.

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I see football town is right up next. Should we just roll right into football town? Is that the one

you're interested in seeing? Because someone mentioned it. You guys mentioned it on the text chain

today. But now I think everybody's realized Andy's not here. And so although you never know,

like Andy could have his head buried in the old beer. He's he's shooting his movie.

We put us down for getting on the pod last week. It was a weekend. We chose a Friday. We could

have chose tomorrow in the hopes he could do it. But we're very proud of Andy for working on

this movie. Very happy for him. But we were talking about what else we could talk about. Maybe

football town. Because I don't know what football town is. And I really enjoy this little piece of

your art. Yeah. We don't have to go in any kind of chronological order. But basically those like

10 that I texted you this morning that you probably haven't watched yet. Yeah. I watched a couple.

Those are the one hour ones where we were just like no script. What can we do right now? Let's

just start filming something. So there's like a morsel of an idea. Even if it's just one interesting

shot that we wanted to try to do in each one, even though they're just clearly being discovered

as they go in a dip in kind of a way. And I think I was two. I'll just say me, but you're

if you wanted. I think I was too precious. Like in the beginning in terms of that's why they're not

even on our YouTube channel. Because I was like, Hey, we have SNL audience eyes looking at our

YouTube channel because we've had lazy Sunday. And that's why you can't find them on hours because

they were on our website where it was just like no one will ever see these. And then we were deciding

what to put on our YouTube channel. But that felt like a big new platform. And they were too messy

for me to. I don't know. I mean, like, yes, I yes, for sure. Like I'm I'm the guy in the group who's

like, fuck it. Put it out. Like, like, right now they could all be on there. But I'm saying at

the time, that's why they were no, but, but, but I always appreciated that both you and Andy were

more discerning about everything. And I think, I think that's fine. I also do sort of like somewhere

that you can't see certain things such as the Dario's commercial or, you know what I mean,

like it's kind of nice that like not everything exists. But they all are online because they were

on our site and other people uploaded them. So I was going around finding them all. But that's what

that group of like really early and they have the dates on them. They have the day we shot them

on there, which I really appreciate because the point is that they were just that day and what we

were goofing around on. And that is the true date we shot them. Well, can I also say that like that,

the other thing I appreciated was that, you know, we all bought a computer. We went to UCLA,

used my like last moment of being a student to get a student discount price to buy a computer

together. And we were going to edit it on it and make shit like this. But I did always appreciate

that you were so motivated to be like, what's fucking do it? Like who gives a shit what it is? Like,

we're going to figure some shit out. So for the people listening that don't know these, they're

called like lethal objection is one, oops, oh my is one, thuggishwagish bone is one, vanilla

sky. And they start with a shot of the apartment we lived in. It's the same shot every time at night.

And so if you find one that looks like that, but I do think it's going to be worth showing those

to you, Seth and talking about them. I watched a couple. I will say I'm very happy to hear some of

them. We're an hour. Yes. No, we were less like we wouldn't type anything out. There was never

like a physical script. It was just he means like start to finish like editing. Yeah, they're delightful.

Every one of them has like a delightful lonely islandism. And I also love that that is the

lonely island apartment building, right? So like that's a visual. You get to really see it. But it's

the thing that's interesting in hindsight is that we knew the value of doing them and it turned

out to be the truth where we would be like, if we don't judge and we do it, we're going to learn

something every time. And then you watch them and you're like, yeah, there's a bunch of real

premises in these that are being thrown away in shitty ways. But like there are discoveries

happening in each one that we would use those skills later in different ways. Yeah, yeah, for sure.

And I'm doing one of those right now with my daughter. I'm literally like trying to figure

out how to make a piñata into like a four story piñata like piñata monster. Yeah. And like

it's partially exactly that. Like I'm like just trying to figure out how to do it. And you know,

who knows? Yeah, it'll come back and help you at some point. Yeah. Okay. So then let's do football

down. Let me tell you Seth what football town is. Football town is that we were doing channel 101,

with Dan Harmon and Rob Schwab and a bunch of other people in Jeff Davis and like Jack Black would

come do, you know, the ones that Harmon was doing in blah, blah, blah. And at a certain point,

it had enough momentum that those guys sold an FX pilot for channel 101 to be on FX. And it was

going to be just truly a version of the same exact thing we have been doing, but broadcast. And the

new addition was that there'd be like sports commentators kind of walking you through the evening.

But we even shot it at the same place, which was called Sinispace, which was just kind of like an

event space that had tables and chairs and a projector where you could watch things. But it was like

Jack Black and Jeff Davis wearing like sport coats behind a table now with the addition so that they

could give you the play by play before one starts and go like, all right, our next competitors are

blah, blah, blah. They're a team from here. They got their start doing this. They have a new pilot

for us tonight or, you know, they're coming back with their second episode of this. Let's check

it out. Then everybody watches. And afterwards they would even like do John Madden style like,

oh, I especially like when he says he's from here, but it's clearly a closet like I remember them

dissecting this after. And so they asked us to be a part of it. And so this was a new TV show,

quote unquote TV show, you know, five minute pilot for that. And it was part like if we ever could

find that 22 minute episode, this would be in that. But with those guys, it was basically

battlebots, but you know, for short films. It truly is. There you go. Was it was it exciting at

the time when you were doing this? Like I would imagine the invitation felt like very much the next

step and a ladder that you guys felt like you were on. Yeah, I think we we've been we've been doing

this for like over a year with these guys because we made different shows for them. We were lucky

enough to get like voted back. And since it was right on Hollywood Boulevard, it was so fun to have

all these fun nerdy like-minded filmmakers get together. And really like the impetus for

originally doing this was just to as we were already doing keep active as you're waiting for

shit to happen, not waiting for fucking Hollywood to approve you. Yeah. Like, you know, people like

Tim and Eric people like like just wanting to make shit. And like you kind of had this

actual sense of validation at the end of the month of like you made something. People liked it.

They voted you back. And so like yeah, it was it was great. It was a really fun fun time in our

knowledge. Did you feel like oh my god, we've been spending our time with the right guys because

like look at this. There's an actual like pilot that is celebrating this sort of work we've been

doing for the last year. Oh, it was so cool. I couldn't believe that they had sold it as a real

thing. I mean like, you know, and then we were like making it. I mean, we were still making the same

stupid shit. But it was like, you know, like Jack and fucking Jeff Davis are fucking. It was so it

was so real. Jack Locker to be clear was already a huge star. Yeah. It was not like this is

early before people knew who he was. It was so cool of him that he was like just down to do

this stuff. It's so exactly who Jack is. But you still feel it with all of the stuff he makes is

that he's just like a down due to loves comedy. It's like he's willing to like get on his bike

and join a podcast for notice. Exactly. But I will say I remember feeling cool. And this is

embarrassing to say. But like, but because we were like kind of like people liked our shit. And

they say, I remember walking around channel one on one being like people like our stuff. That's

cool. I was like, you know, for just this one room of people. Once they sold it and had it,

we were not surprised to be invited to be one of the people because we were, we did have a little

of the confidence of like, yeah, we make good, we make good ones. We belong here. Right.

That's still very cool. All right. So you ready to see this one? I mean, I'm so excited.

Right. Here's the pilot. They unpicked up pilot of football town. Are you seeing it?

I'm not seeing it. Oh, I am. Yes. You see a shot of Chester with a wig on. Yeah,

yes. I do see it as if it's the one with Chester with a wig on. That's what the one I'm getting.

Well, that's my other screen that I always have up of Chester in different wigs.

By the way, I wouldn't be surprised. That opera was good. Which of our three sons do you

love the most? Impossible to choose. I love all three the same. Oh my god, a truck full of

cars. Okay. So I just want to point out that we were so happy to think of how to do

car because you go pros don't exist. So you can't like just like rig a car and then you don't

have any money to like do fancy cameras in a car. And we were like, how do we shoot in a car?

And we were like, oh, we'll just park it in the driveway and walk back and forth with a plant

going by. Yes. So this is my hip injury. This is before my hip injury. So that is me doing the plant

coming by. It's the and it's also the only plant we own. So it's the same plant on both sides.

And I'll just play this again for you, Seth, just with on mute just so you can enjoy watching

this plant go by. He's oh my god. And you by the way, like just not even keeping the pot. The pot

is in the shop because part of the fun of this bad wig is the point of like, yeah, you can tell

the story and those things. If anything, we're leaning in. You'll see. Yeah. Because it's the joy

of it. You know, you're not making polished TV. So why fake it in that way? Why not?

But this also has to be within five minutes. So every scene has to be like almost within five lines.

You have to be like, okay, this is a story in five lines. They have three sons and they get into a car

crash and it's the past. You can tell because black and white. And they didn't have a favorite,

which I really. Yes.

Torbjör is clearly the short one. Yeah. Kind of short. Like, this is what Ethan Hock was doing

in Blue Moon, you know. Yeah. And he really took this kind of as an acting choice to name himself

shorter. This is our friend, Shayna. Shayna Levy's song. Let's go sailing is the name of the band.

Yeah. I really like that in Blue Moon. They did all this work of just like, you know, digging out

trenches, basically like all this and you guys just had your slouch even more. Yes. Like no one

will see your legs. Backwards made a look at the youngest brother. We get it. You're sure to.

We're back on the football field across from our house where you can see Fairfax, the just two guys,

graduation field. Yeah. And then what does it say on the tombstones? It says Charles Rice and Olivia

Rice. Okay. It's our parents. And if you'll notice Andy's the football guy's got a chain and a

football in his hand. But we did shoot at Goldnower. So, you know, we were thinking about things. Yeah.

It means beautiful. Her song sounds perfectly the cue that would play on the OC or, you know,

Dawson's Creek or something. I believe we later used her same music for that shitty ghost

weiner short that we did with Blake Lively on the show too. It might be on the same song.

I forgot all about this stolen claim. Oh, that's a nice shot. That was Jonah by the way that we

talked about. Oh, man, I'm playing a different character now. We didn't have enough people.

It really shows how you can create a vibe with nothing. Yeah. Just zooming in on people and putting

on like a headset that you had from like a random phone call at some point and one football helmet

and just nothing. Oh, the sprinkler shot was actually genuinely great. And that was the real guy

there that like worked for the high school. That is just a stolen shot of him like cleaning up.

So, so now we're how long into it? Are you keep just about a minute? Yeah, we're one minute and

all right. So, one minute and we know your parents have died. It's a show called football town.

Andy put a football on his dead dad's grave and then we sort of went and saw the opening credits

and it seems like Andy's maybe a football star. Yorm, are you coaching? No, no, no, I'm playing

a different character. Got it. Yeah. And then Chester was as well. It's weird to just go

just because we didn't have enough people. And Akiva, you're also a different guy? No, I think I

mean because I'm writing down stuff like I think I am running plays and stuff and I think that is

what my character is here. Yeah. And Chester is a different guy because he doesn't have a wig. You

could also believably be like a scout coming. Oh, right. Maybe I'm scouting. Okay. Let's see.

I honestly don't remember. But all right. So then this is starting. Obviously, we've made a locker

room set. Very good. Very believable. Cardboard lockers behind Andy and the whole thing is in our

apartment. I think from here on out. And is this OC? Is that like in your head? I mean, I know

the boo is OC, but is this also that world? It is in Dawson's Creek and anything else you can

put into that kind of world. We were pretty obsessed with this tone. Yeah. Drum at every angle.

But by the way, like Riverdale, when I heard about Riverdale, I definitely turned it on.

The Riverdale was after this. And I'm like, that's just this. Right. Being like, what if Archie

Comics, but you treat it like it's Dawson's Creek? Yeah. And it's also T.C. Tuggers.

Like, Archie takes off. Yeah, takes off his T.C. Tuggers. But he takes off his shirt and he's ripped.

What if Archie's ripped? That's just an SNS and L sketch that they turned into a successful hour

long teen drama. Yeah. And like, nobody ever was like, so it's just that? Yes. Okay. See,

I'm still in the same shirt, but that might be laziness. You never know. I don't think you have

brother vibes here. I'm calling it right now. I think you're a scout. I remember thinking I hated

the choice I made for this character and that like I don't think I pulled it off. But I'm sure it's

horrible. But here we go. I make choices. Nice workout there, Johnny. But Scouts were loving it.

How's the shoulder feel? Like it was never injured. Good. Those scouts don't want to waste their

pick on damaged goods. Hey, Rice, you're the news. Damien Smith just got kicked out of the NFL

draft for taking illegal painkillers. You're kidding me. Ah, you know what that means, right?

You're the number one pick at the draft tomorrow. See you around. Just like plot. Yeah.

Very here we are in Spain. Dialogue. Oh, shit. Now, your arms back and your is playing piano.

Yeah, but it's just a piece of paper that we do piano. He's like, maybe challenge.

The answers. See, this is what I remember from the pilot from the FX pilot is them like John

maddening this moment and drawing a circle around it to be like Andy's entering like he's coming.

It's clearly the closet. We didn't even try to hide it. No, we just needed an entrance in that.

We could have put a light in there like it was coming from the outside. No, we can have a light.

How long was he hanging out in the closet before this? All right.

That's my impression of Bobby's going to play that song. Johnny, you're back.

That's not sure to get up. Don't stop. Keep playing. He's got the boy scouts shirt. Yeah, hat on.

You love Zelda, bro.

It's the only place he finds peace of money when I close my eyes. It's almost like they're still here.

Mr. Jenkins says I'm a shoe-in for the music academy. I know we can't afford it, but just

getting in would be awesome. You don't like your choices. I swear on our parents grave.

I will do whatever it takes to make sure you can always play that piano, Kevin.

I was about to say if Lauren was watching this, he definitely would be like, I'll tell you why it doesn't work.

It's the same man. I don't know if he should be Kevin. Is there not an 11-year-old boy?

I also love that when the piano starts up again, it doesn't fade up or anything. It just clips back in.

It was like pause, unpause.

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By the way, also did not change our fridge at all from the fridge. Number one, I mean,

this looks a beautifully set deck to have like rust on the front of your fridge, but that's just

me and Andy's fridge. It's just, we just live in the dream here. And then also the fact that like,

it's the one promo picture we took at Sears for us is up there, but it could just be the brothers,

you know, so it just works as well. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Good set deck.

Hey, this guy's tossing a ball around. Mar was a big day. Nervous? Yeah, a little, I guess.

Nah, you'll be fine. What's that? Oh, he's shoulder injury.

Goddamn it, Johnny. Your shoulder isn't better. If you're live. What do you want me to do, Walt?

This is my shot. All I ever wanted to do was play ball. There's always next year's draft.

No, we got to do it now. Who's going to pay for Kevin's piano school, you?

Ooh, I think there's a bit of just in the, you know, Vanderbake, Reston Peace universe. I think we're

doing a little bit of the varsity blues here. Yeah. He's doing a little of, I don't want your

life kind of accent there. Yeah. Oh, there's, there's something very funny about like not showing,

like we didn't shy away from drama, the tension between the brothers. I like the detail that you

would just postpone. You would be like, I'm not going to do the draft this year, because I care

about his shoulder and him as a person. Right. But he's just caring about Kevin as a person.

I mean, yeah, because he needs him to go to music school. We saw how Wally played piano. Yeah.

Now we, Keith, we did have one microphone that we would like basically tape to a broom stick

that was like our boom mic. It doesn't sound like we used to on this. We definitely did, but I don't,

I don't think we, we might have, sometimes we had to tape it to like the wall or something,

because we didn't have a fourth person in the room. So it might not be pointed in the right direction.

Right.

They not have had the gifts you have, but I'm the oldest and I'm still in charge of this family.

You're wrong. You didn't have the gift. You just didn't have the guts.

Johnny, it's your manager. I demand that you drop out of the draft. So I'm the oldest.

Johnny, Johnny, that's good acting. Yeah, that's better. You're, you're growing on me.

Keith, you're enjoying growing up me. So that way we go back, like so, so that house is the same

house that we shot up multiple times for the boo. That is our friend, Jim Cramberba's house,

who is a huge person at HBO. She was like, Game of Thrones was her show. So the fact that they

would allow us like fuck around their house. But we didn't shoot at their house this time too.

So did we have this establishing shot left over from something else?

I guess so, yeah, probably. That's definitely how we do it.

I'm surprised we didn't just drive to any random house and film the front.

I bet we had this from, but honestly, I think so too.

This is still good editing, by the way, and like coming up from your stupid chair.

It's not bad.

Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen. Thank you for joining us today.

In a few moments, the Hannibal draft will begin. You're drinking.

The first pick of the draft.

So Chester's back in a wig, but he's not the dad. This is a third character for Chester.

He's not the dad who died. I actually, I hate to jump in.

I think it's a fourth character for Chester, because I think he was also one of the coaches

at the, on the sidelines. Step the scouting and stuff. So it's a fourth character, bro.

Jonah's hat. I guess he's an owner. It's also a second character for Jonah,

who is not dressed like he would be someone added draft.

No, he's the Texas. He's an oil tycoon who owns the team.

Domaz. It's a perfect set.

He looks like a Beverly Hillbilly. He looks like if there was literally an NFL team called

the Beverly Hillbilly. Where did we get that hat?

Like where the fuck is this shit from? I mean, that's a tough, anyway.

San Fernando 48ers choose the San Fernando 48ers.

Wonderful stuff.

Johnny Rice.

That's why they're less than Jerry Rice, because we had a Jerry Rice jersey.

Oh my god. That's the long, the longer a veil of why was their last name right?

It's just shit that was lying around the house that would determine the right.

But the best thing about it too is that like they don't hold up a jersey at the draft.

So you guys did all this work for a thing that doesn't happen at the draft.

Well, I didn't know that.

It also looks a little dirty and like maybe it's like an old jersey.

Definitely old. It's one we owned. It's vintage.

Also, there's a very fun thing that you guys don't have a regular-sized football in this sketch.

And we did not have the money literally to go buy a regular football.

So you keep cutting the football you put on your dad's grave, the one that you're nervously

holding on drafting. It's just like a small, it's like a dog toy football.

This ticker at the bottom I clearly recorded some ESPN and then was able to just like in

final cut do a mat and just place it onto the bottle.

Oh, Keeve, there was so much that I learned from you like with that type of shit.

I'm just stealing it.

But then the way we wrote 2004 official football draft was just like no attempt at making that look

jumped on top of it. Not centered, but why do I take a shot when he gets pulled because I'm

worried about his shoulder? Hold on.

I'm nervous.

Johnny Rice.

And he does get picked, but why am I?

Oh, because you're sucking down the pain, dude.

Yeah, I'm worried about his shoulder.

To be more excited, thank you very much.

I did it for you, Kevin.

I think we got a little Jerry McGuire in here too.

Yeah, just the feeling of like we're going to be, oh god, here we go.

We, we seeded this earlier illegal painkillers.

Yeah, he's back in the locker room.

And I'm going to be an alcoholic.

He's on pain.

Oh, we called ourselves the dudes.

Keep playing.

Wait, what did he say at the end?

What was his last keep playing playing?

He said it to him to keep playing.

Keep playing.

Wow.

All right, I think maybe they lowered it to 430 for the broadcast.

Gotcha.

I'm surprised they didn't make it three minute pilots.

I think later on they do get a show picked up, by the way,

for Channel 101.

Once we were at SNL that we were not a part of,

it was not on FX, I believe.

But they did have a TV show that went to air.

That was based on Channel 101.

That was a different format.

Wait, Keith, though, did they, did they vote on it at the end of this pilot?

Like, did we get voted back?

Yeah, I don't, I mean, I don't know.

I mean, if that didn't get voted back,

what would come on?

So who were the other pilot creators?

Do you remember who else was doing pilots for that?

Definitely Justin Royland.

Good one.

Am I, am I misremembering, Keith?

But is Rick and Morty front, I feel like I saw Rick and Morty

at Channel 101?

Didn't they make Rick and Morty for it?

They definitely made a demo of it at some point

that maybe was for Channel 101 or wasn't.

Remember, they also had the one that we even did voices

called House of Cosby's?

Did you ever see that stuff?

Yeah, very funny.

This is pre, you know, Cosby going down.

Yeah.

But it was, it's an animated thing.

It looks just like Rick and Morty, but a little cheaper.

And it's like multiplicity that movie,

where somebody wants a Cosby,

but he keeps cloning them over and over

and they're getting dumber and weirder each time.

It was Jeff Davis, the guy that was just with Jack Black,

as the main voice has like a normal sitcom character,

who's the one who's like, now lives in this house,

trying to be like, Cosby,

I mean, but there's just Cosby's everywhere.

And they're like, all have different personalities

and they're always going,

CEO!

Everybody, everybody's a CEO a lot, yeah.

It was very fun.

I'm sure it's on YouTube.

So I'm sorry I'm going to ask you.

So Channel 101 live, a Channel 101,

was also a pilot about many pilots, right?

Yeah, that's what that was.

It was like a game show, but it did not become a show.

They just shot that one pilot.

Yeah, it did not get picked up by FX,

but it was that pilot that got, that was a clip of it.

You saw they had stats and they were treating it

like it was a sporting event, but then they would play it.

So that was the context that football town played in as well.

I did not know that they made it into an actual show later.

They did while we were deep at SNL,

so we kind of missed that whole thing,

but I don't remember where it was or anything.

But it did air as a show?

Yeah, not this, but a different animation of it got it.

Well, I always thought there was a show called Yacht Rock

and I hadn't heard that term.

And I felt like it was...

So JD Riznar and he did with somebody else,

but they definitely coined the term Yacht Rock.

It comes from 1011.

For sure.

A lot of fun people involved.

Drew Carrey, Sarah Silverman, Jimmy Killamay.

Steve A.G., Aziz, Camille Randall Park.

Yeah, Randall did a whole bunch of stuff.

Yeah, some of these were after us.

And some of these people we probably saw

and didn't even realize who they were.

Oh, wait.

They noticed him football town.

It was the 2004 NFL draft and Andy went number one.

The actual number one pick in the draft, Eli Manning,

who then did Blizzard Man at Dress.

So life time is a flat circle.

It was meant to be.

But also, also, oh my God, the fourth pick of the draft,

Philip Rivers, who you might remember

from the refrigerator of Great Day.

Wait, that's who was on it?

Yeah.

That was the cocaine reference.

Yeah.

And Seth, you know what's also a flat circle?

Earth.

And so it's not actually round.

Man, part of your own size.

Both sides.

Yeah, we can move on.

Your mom always says you can see both sides of the earth

because it's basically a coin.

All right.

So it was a wonderful trip down memoryly.

I can't say memoryly.

Memoryly?

Is it memoryly?

Just say memoryly.

Anyway, memoryly lane.

How's our group on memory lane?

Is there a good, weird song to close out

this sort of detractous episode

where we're just going through the files?

Yeah, where we're just finding some stuff?

Yeah.

I feel like it was really fun to hear president

and then we did a little football town

and drop a weird, deep track song on us.

OK.

Well, you know what, let's do Arty part of you

and because Andy's not here.

OK.

Again, similar to the line that I don't stand by in president,

this is 2003.

The culture was different.

Let's see what's in here.

It was me and Akiva in the grand tradition

of basically calling him a cunt when he wasn't there.

Yes, exactly.

And this is like a journal entry.

We did not think anybody would hear this,

but him and our friends.

OK.

Here we go.

We did remixes of this, by the way.

It's Arty too slow.

It's Arty too slow.

Yo, yo.

I knew this cat named Arty.

He wore sandals and socks when he came to the party.

He would make sure it rocks.

He would play lids all around and do the Arty dance,

leaving every month a fucker with folk in their pants.

He was Friday.

You're after jam of the year, but something's missing there.

Man, Arty ain't here.

People standing on the wall, not freaking at all.

Check it, what you need to do is give Arty a call.

And then 60 seconds, we're at this.

And knock on the doors.

My man, Arty with the call he sent.

Get on the floor.

And I've been getting down.

Ever since he said that shit.

At the dance club, having a connection fit.

Now, who rocks the party more than Arty?

No one.

And who smokes a face back on the alley?

Arty, when he found him on the street,

he was homeless and shit, so we had dick to do the coke.

So he'd be dependent.

Now, if he wants more drugs, he's got a rock for us.

Go down the whole stroll and pick up cops for us.

Thank you.

Arty's got the steps to the movie of Arty.

That's why we like the Arty that rocks the party.

We like the Arty.

That was a better reveal than I thought.

Arty, what the party?

We like the Arty, we like the Arty, we like the Arty,

we like the Arty, we like the Arty, we like the Arty.

No Arty sticks like a motherfucker drowning in the shit.

But the crazy party is how much I love that kid.

He's so intelligent and charming, ugly and disgusting.

Thorah, hit a yay, he'll do just about anything.

Like suck, ain't dick.

Hell yeah.

If you dig nerd, you're holding weight to do anything.

Where do you wear glasses that has a haircut like a clown?

And if you got a girl over, you don't want a bra.

Cuts he smells bad?

Not dark, cuddles snatch your up straight

and play up for real sports and socks.

The picture, the most disgusting fucking man on the planet

and multiply that by eight.

God damn Arty's great.

Do anything for my ace.

Even clean his face when the schwoots toss a bar.

Plus he always stays placed in the brand new teabas.

Plus the old socks.

You came here to party.

He came to smoke rocks.

We like the party, we like the party, we like the party,

We like the party, we like the party, we like the party, we like the party,

We like the party, we like the party, we like the party, we like the party,

Smoke this cat you've ever seen, the chicks know what I mean.

He's so fresh and so clean.

He'll rub up on your leg with that warning.

Start humping, what's that smell in his pants?

He's been dumping true gay, making all the girls pause.

Arty, you look good with that dump in your pants.

If all he ever stopped rocking, you know we would kill him.

Roll him up in the cockpit and throw him off a building.

So I slip him, piece if he whenever he's not looking.

So he keeps the party coming from the floor to the ceiling.

Yeah, he looks good when he's smoking on rocks.

And don't forget to all these where my sandals and socks.

We like the party and rock the party.

Kind of being a dead horse, but we like the party and rock the party,

we like the party, we like the party, we like the party,

we like the party and rock the party.

We like the party and rock the party.

We like the party and rock the party.

We like the party and rock the party.

Sandals and socks, sandals and socks.

Sandals and socks, sandals and socks.

Sandals and socks, sandals and socks.

Great stuff.

Sandals and socks, sandals and socks.

Oh, wow.

And then...

Oh, well, first of all, better than I thought it would be by far.

honestly. Did he go away for the weekend or something and we just made

mean things about him? I guess we need a voice no from Andy where he

listens to this and then tells it because he he definitely came home and we

had that song to play for him. Yeah. Glad you're back. So hardy when did you

guys start calling him already? I don't know. That was a self-diagnosed. I think he

called himself hardy. He gave himself hardy. Yeah. It was definitely before this song.

This was not it. But wow that song really goes through a story. I mean first

you're just like if you have a party that's dead invite Arty over he's the

life of the party. He'll get everybody dancing. He's wonderful. But then we just

kind of slip in there that by the way and then he'll go in the back and in the

alley and he'll smoke a little bass just kind of thrown away. His main trait is

that he wears teavisons and wolf socks and we just want which by the way now is

like a very hip look and has been for like six years. Back then it was like the

ugliest thing we could think of. Yeah. It's basically just you guys look. Yes. And

then yeah we just kind of let you know that like he's really addicted to we

we also are using him so that we can have sex with male prostitutes I guess. No

he's the one that will go do it. We're pimping him out. He's basically we've

gotten he's addicted to free bass and he'll do anything we say to get money. And

so he is turning tricks for us and dancing for us and dancing for us like a train

monkey to get the party high and don't forget he's wearing sandals and socks and

he's also shit in his pants. It's a little precursor to dream girl where we're

doing those middle verses are all compliments you know being like about how

wonderful he is but how disgusting he is how we love him more than anything like

how he looks so fantastic with his hair that looks like a clown and his glasses

which is then we're just getting to reality again like I mean the line that

is that Mari who's saying that likes to be a party you look good with that

dump in your draws. Yeah I assume but I have no clue. It's a really good line. And

then also me and you are trying to change characters each verse. We're like

completely different guys each of her is trying to do different styles. Was he

delighted when you played a party to him? I think so. I think so. Yeah. You know

what? Let's just get a voice note from Andy. We'll ask him what his reactions

were to party and how he did on today's spelling bee and we'll drop that in

now. Hey guys it's Andy. So yeah, already party. A loving homage to a dear

friend. Once again, these early days just being treated so nice by my two

buds and you know in a lot of ways I was you know and there's a lot of mixed

messages in the song which is sort of like cornerstone of the whole endeavor.

Fun re-listening to it remembering so many nice details. I really like my two

friends flow. I thought they were both kind of bringing it in a nice way.

Keave drops into a 50 cent at one point which I appreciated the kind of

gridded tea style which was very popping at the moment. You know I wore sandals

with socks a couple times. I was a summer camp guy, camper and counselor and I

had nice teabas and I'm not going to even pretend like the socks weren't fleece.

You know what I mean? I was very comfortable. I quickly burned out of doing that.

I knew it wasn't cool and in fact fun tidbit around this time we went to a

Halloween party in LA where we were living and I dressed as the kid from your

cabin at summer camp that everyone hates and I wore a super dumpy green cotton

turtle neck fleece pants fleece socks and teabas and we showed up to a party

where we didn't know anyone and true to form everyone ignored me because they

thought I was just a dude that dressed like that and then at the end of the

night I finally talked to a few people and they were like what's your costume

and I told them and they were like whoa that's actually so funny and I was like

I just wasted the whole night. Worst Halloween ever much anyway that was a

great anecdote and you know the irony obviously is that that style has

come all the way back around and now it's like oh yeah that's what my parents

wore isn't it so ironic and wonderful kind of like how we were rocking that

70s disco gear in high school anyway the songs mean but it goes what are you

gonna do you know also like you guys stand on all that crack stuff that

bass rock shit that's what you wanted to put out into the world I wasn't involved

so my hands are clean anyway I needed one hint to get queen bee today and it

really pissed me off but the last two days I quibbed clean and that fell

fantastic obviously Seth didn't I know because we texted about it I'm not

gonna say anything mean to him because I'm all about positivity now that's my new

bent all right guys enjoy I'm gonna go back to not being able to be there goodbye

Keith would just real quick will you play you won't be surprised to hear this

stuff but I befriended a dude who worked at guitar center who made EDM ish

kind of like electronic music and he did a remix of Artie Party for us but I

can't believe that there's remixes on that playlist you guys have that's

that's that's it I think his name was Kid Icarus he was going by Kid Icarus his

name was Brian but isn't it using the music from Kid Icarus from the any

ass game it must have been yeah because he was making weird like Plinky like

computer will you play just two seconds of it

yeah very different that immediately more professional I'm assuming that's

the melody from Kid Icarus

I knew this cat name Artie Ward said it was a size when he came to the party you

would make sure it rocks he would play his arms around and do the Artie dance

we've been every mother fucker with folk in their pants

yeah well I like this better this is great

you're at the jam of the year but something's missing there man

artying here people standing on the wall not freaking at all check it what you

need to do is give artie a call and then 60 seconds later this a knock on the

door is my man artie with a cardie saying get on the floor and I've been

getting down ever since he said that shit at the dance club having a

connection fit now who runs the party more than artie no one and who's most

face back of the alley artie when we found him on the street he was homeless and

shit so we addicted in the coke so he'd be depended now if he wants more drugs

he's got a rock for us go down the whole straw and pick up cock for us he

oh he's got the steps that I move your body that's why we like the

artie rocks the party

I mean it's great so were we saying pick up cock for us yeah we sent him down

the whole straw to pick up cock for us but I remember that one and loving it

it's very good that predictors on what's the other remix I don't know who

did the other remix oh darker tone

oh who did this one is it Doria

it's pretty cool oh wait wait keep going keep going I think that this is

sampling remo Williams I think this is a remo Williams theme so it gets on that

chorus it goes big

yeah that's remo Williams

that's fucking hot I mean it's genuinely a very good song even the original

artie party is is just genuinely good times this is basically like soundcloud

stuff before soundcloud right like where people it's so fun share their

homemade music and then other people say can I remix that and there's community

and stuff it's cool I remember we did that for there's a song called champion

that is in the closing credits of McGroober the movie that christian wigsings and then for stereo

gum we released the acapella and then people did like a gang of remixes I think it's always a

cool little extra thing to do for and actually in the movie that I just did Julia Lewis does a song

uh some are weaving does a song oh and uh Karen Gillan does a song so maybe we'll

see acapella thank you for that trip down memory lane it's always fun when I hear

stuff for the first time uh your congrats on the awesome trailer coming out oh thank you

came out for your movie we need to talk about that kind of thing when it happens here yes uh this

is late so we could really do it next episode too but um yeah thank you over your dead body go on

youtube google it and find the trailer Jason seagull tomorrow weaving shot in Finland a lot of

sauna you can feel the saunas kind of coming off the trailer thank you it also is going to be

preparing at south by southwest uh march 14th so if you're in austin come through is that a late

night screening or like a normal time screening it's a normal normal uh right or not premieres

the night before or so i'm gonna go see that with uh that's so fun and another samara weaving with

blood all over her with a shotgun she loves it she loves screaming and getting splatter very

funny that it's just through randomness it's our best buddy mat yes and who makes the ready or

nots and just made wasn't even random because like mat was the one who was like you got to hire her

she's fucking amazing and he was she so good you might see a shoemaker down at south by south west uh

we produced a movie called Brian that our writer Mike scullan's wrote awesome and uh and so

shoemaker's going down so check out Brian if you're gonna be at austin as well to know the day that

that's happening is it the similar i should know but i don't okay oh i'll tell shoemaker to him

all right you guys well uh what a delight um at least we have a lot more of these for when we

don't have Andy although he was a part of all them so yeah and i bet i genuinely think that Andy will

be bummed that he's missing these because i think he probably has a lot of uh as uh as expected

to light in these uh early day shaggy ones agree yeah all right i love you guys love you love you

too safely and uh what do you have to say about that Arnold that works later Arnold

later quates