Ethan & Mia: 🧗‍♂️😳 The Rock Climbing Date That Got… Way Too Awkward

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Ethan is on the phone today for our first date follow up and he's getting ghosted by

Mia.

So in a few minutes, we'll call her and see if she tells why she's ghosting him and

maybe get him another day.

If he still wants one.

But first, Ethan, how long has it been since you heard from Mia?

Oh, man.

It's been a minute, like I just, I don't know what's going on, like it's been like, you

know, a week or so.

So I kind of nervous about all this, like, I don't know what the problem could be.

Okay, well, was the date good?

How did that go?

We went rock climbing.

So it was a lot of fun.

I mean, it was my idea and, you know, she said that she liked being active.

So I was like, Hey, why not?

Did you go actual rock climbing or do like a rock climbing gym?

Oh, we would, we would feel like a gym.

Oh, I'm still hard, right?

And like, I don't know once, but we just laughed it off.

And I thought it was, you know, just a fun way to break the ice.

So is it seem like she enjoyed it?

Yeah.

It's also a good way because like near death experiences are supposed to make people

horny.

What?

Really?

Yeah.

I could see that.

What?

But did she fall though?

I almost fell, almost died.

Take me home.

Wait, it's like that, but did she fall because if she didn't fall, then it might have

been a little bit off center, you know, maybe that, maybe that was part of it and maybe

she's just afraid to come back, but I don't know.

But really, guys, like, like, she was, she was awesome, like, I mean, she was brilliant,

like, and we had good conversation.

It wasn't just surface level.

Did you guys talk while you were rock climbing here and there?

Like while we were rock climbing, we were just kind of focused on that.

But afterwards, we went to nearby smoothie bar afterwards and that's what we did, like

most of the talking because like, I mean, it was, it was for over an hour and, you know,

that was, that was really cool.

But I mean, she just knows everything about, like, finance, which I totally don't.

And I mean, she just made it seem cool and her smile was amazing, guys, like, she just

let off the room.

How did you guys get into a conversation about finance at some of these?

Well, she works in finance.

So like, I thought that was really cool and just kind of like, because all your cards

got declined.

That would be a good reason to, like, not want to date, but, uh,

yeah, like, like, I was kind of curious, like, you saw what's going on in the market.

And she was like, oh, well, this, this has been up and that's been down and, you know,

it goes up and down and up and down and all that and sounds like life.

But maybe he was right on that whole rock climbing danger thing because we did share

a kiss at the end of the day.

What do you think couldn't have gone wrong?

Um, okay.

So there was this one minute, it was kind of awkward when we were rock climbing.

I reached for a rock as she was moving and, well, I, I ended up grabbing her butt.

Oh.

And she screamed.

And I was like, right away.

Okay.

She screamed.

I mean, that's awkward.

Yeah.

Yeah.

And I keep replaying that and I'm wondering, is that why she goes to me?

Well, how did you play it off though?

So like, did you grab it and you're like, got it or, you know, or was there some other

kind of like, I don't know how you react to something like that is kind of how you take

it, you know?

Yeah.

Well, she was obviously more than five times like, oh, I'm so sorry.

Like, I seriously thought I was just, I reached the wrong place.

I was going for a rock and I was not looking.

You okay?

She's like, yeah, yeah.

I'm fine.

All right.

Did you make any more comments about her, but I mean, because I could, that could also

be it.

I could be just kept talking about it.

Like, yeah.

Yeah.

But I think it's rock hard.

I thought it was like a rock, you know?

I'm sorry about grabbing her butt there.

I listen.

I almost said something about to say that I was almost like, hey, I thought I was grabbing

a rock.

But I thought real quick.

I was like, oh, if I say that, that's probably not going to sound right.

So let me just be like, oh, Ethan, why don't you break down your date for us one more

time?

Yeah.

So we had a lot of fun going rock climbing.

I accidentally grabbed her butt in the polo guy.

We went out for smoothies afterwards.

Maybe she got horny from the rock climbing because we ended up with a kid.

All right.

Well, here we go.

I'm going to, but she's gushing you so we don't know why.

So maybe she didn't actually call it shower.

I'll call her right now.

Okay.

Yeah.

All right.

Here we go.

Hello.

Hi, miss.

Speak to me, please.

This is she.

Hey, me.

How are you?

This is the Jubal Show.

It's a radio show.

Hi, me.

I'm Nina.

Hi, I'm Victoria.

And I'm Jubal.

How are you doing?

Oh, this is on TikTok.

I've seen you guys.

I've only heard these on TikTok.

Cool.

Well, guess what?

Now you're on one.

On TikTok.

I've seen you guys.

I've only heard these on TikTok.

Cool.

Well, guess what?

Now you're on one on TikTok.

And on the other.

Yeah.

I did not think that this would ever be me.

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Now it's you, Mia.

Yeah.

We do a segment called the first day of follow up.

That's where if you go on a date with someone and end up ghosting them, that person can

email us to get you on the phone and ask why you're ghosting them and we got an email

about you.

Yeah.

This is Ethan, right?

Yeah.

It is about Ethan.

Okay.

So you're pretty confident about that.

What happened?

He's like, he's too much.

I guess I'll say I'm.

Look, I'm ghosting him because honestly, I couldn't stop staring at his, like, his business,

you know?

Like, I'm not a good way.

I'm not like that.

Okay.

No, it's not like that.

I swear.

Okay.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

We're laughing.

Okay.

We want rock climbing, right?

And you know what?

You go rock climbing.

You wear the harness.

Yes.

And it kind of goes around your hips area and it very much frames your junk.

If you have junk like that and I get it, the harnesses are tight.

It's a safety thing.

I totally understand.

But for the entire date after we got down from the rock climbing wall, he kept adjusting

himself.

Like, every five minutes, he was a tough thing.

Move in.

His hand was down there doing something.

It was driving.

It was crazy.

It was not focused on anything else, no matter what we were talking about.

Because his hand has got another adjustment and another shift and another.

And this is after the harness is off.

Yes.

Yes.

This is after the hardest.

I mean, maybe it was like super tight up.

I don't know what the, I don't have junk like that.

So I don't know what to find.

So you're out this like you were on a date with a toddler and you had to keep being like,

get your hands out of your pants.

Stop touching yourself.

That's amazing.

All right.

Okay.

Other than that, did you like him?

I mean, we definitely had a good talk.

I don't, you know, sometimes, I mean, there are, I'm in like finance and there are guys who get kind of bored about that,

but there's some who are into it.

And some are into it too much and they try to manslaughter me.

Well, we had a good time.

Yeah.

I mean, he, he listened to what I was saying.

It felt nice to be able to sort of teach someone about the stuff that I do, you know.

Exactly.

He wouldn't stop adjusting himself.

He just wouldn't stop adjusting himself.

So sometimes he definitely would lose my train of thought.

It was, that was also embarrassing for me.

I just don't think I could see him after that experience, you know what I mean?

Okay.

Well, thank you for being honest with us.

I appreciate that.

And Ethan is actually on the phone listening and wants to talk to you.

Um, you know, like, wait.

Why?

I didn't realize I was doing that.

Oh, you were, yeah, you were even, you were doing that.

It was, I don't know.

I don't know.

It was just a lot.

I get it.

Maybe the harness was tight.

Uh, but yeah, for sure.

You know, it was just happening.

I'm sorry.

I saw.

You didn't realize you were, uh, you know, moving stuff around a lot.

Yeah.

I just kind of thought like, well, if I just kind of shift a little bit, I'll be fine.

But maybe every time I shift it, I was bad.

I didn't know.

Uh, I wasn't doing it on purpose.

I swear.

It must have been like, you know, this is the harness, like you said.

Okay.

I get that.

But I don't, it just, it made me uncomfortable.

It made me feel kind of weird.

Like, I, like, it couldn't stop looking.

And I know it sounds weird or silly or I don't know if it sounds superficial, but it just

made me question if we should go out again, because I just didn't feel great about that,

you know?

I just want to be clear.

You're going to think me because I couldn't stop adjusting my, uh, area.

I mean, pretty much.

It's just, I don't know.

I've never had that happen.

And it just, it just really threw me off, you know?

Is there a lot to adjust?

Why isn't so distracting?

I'm, I listen to me.

I'm, I'm a great guy.

Aside from all the accidental adjusting.

Like, we could just listen.

We could do something totally different.

I could take you to a place with zero chance of awkwardness.

Um, okay.

I get enough of the grab that I grabbed the wrong thing.

Plus, you told me, you, you think I'm attractive and really pictures.

So I mean, I can definitely not adjust myself the normal clothing.

Okay.

So that's not the norm for you.

That's not how it's going to be.

That's right.

Yeah.

You know, you didn't even know you were doing it.

Ethan, how do you know that do you do this?

Has nobody ever said that you adjust often before?

Oh, nobody's ever said that.

I mean, like, I guess maybe they'd be afraid to mention that, but I haven't noticed.

Yeah, I mean, apparently now I want to like go back and look at any videos I'm in and just make sure.

I mean, the harness was tight, you know, like it was.

Hey, Mia, would you like to go on another day with Ethan?

We'll pay for it.

I mean, if you promises to use duct tape or something, so it doesn't have to adjust.

I feel like you have to just to see if it's going to do it again.

And maybe know, like, I don't know, like no rock climbing, no horseback riding, nothing like that.

Nothing involving that area.

We can chill at like a coffee spot, something nice and like a,

we can be similar to an office, like a financial office, you know, something like a financial office.

I don't know what I'm going to say.

Oh my god, just go to dinner.

Yeah, there you go.

Okay, I feel like it's, you're making it pretty hard to say no.

And I feel like I should give you another chance because you're right about what I said.

I don't know that you had to tell everybody in the world.

But yes, I had a good time and I think you're cute.

And look, but seriously, if there's like, if there's one adjustment, I am...

All right, well, congratulations Ethan, I have my word.

You got another date.

Yeah.

Yeah.

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