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Fox 2 News Headlines: Meatloaf Recall

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Allison Martinick on this same Patrick's Day is spending time at patio furniture's pub where she is filled with joy today, Allison filled with joy and Bayley's yeah Don't try to find me a patio furniture and stop pitching me Or maybe a little more I like it We're all out here looking for Clovers and Pots of gold drinking Guinness. Yeah, I spread in a glass big crowd big crowd Everybody's here Are they stamped are they fully stamped now we're short-handed Not yet, I don't know that's gonna be helpful to anybody. How long have you been in line? I was in I don't have to stand in line. I'm hosting this thing. Oh, that's right patio furniture On stage and not yet. I will be taking the stage later on the matter

I'll never take the crap with all my gala kits. All right Keltchikits or whatever it is. They do there she is house in Martinick live today at patio furniture's pub We'll get back to her live. I want under 0.3 W and I see I'll I over back here real quick. Oh, did you know is that right? Good? Couple Fox two news headlines today Oh, where do we start? Hundreds of flights at Detroit, Metro were delayed or canceled as winter weather and staffing issues continue to cause major travel headaches airlines including Delta are seeing the biggest impact and waivers are now in place. That weather yesterday was weird. Oh my gosh I stopped at Kroger. I went to get out of my car cars are metal and steel and But I honestly believed my car door when I opened it was gonna blow right off. Yeah It was crazy up About 60% of Americans are celebrating St Patrick's Day today with spending expected hits 7.7 billion most people were green or risk getting pinched

Listen, it's if if there's one thing you need to know about Americans, we like a good drinking holiday So I can't believe it's only 60% and then we'll see you again on May 5th Oh for Cinco de Mayo of course all the margaritas all of it I know yeah Oh, I don't like that one. How about this one? We do have a breaking news about Costco update Costco is recalling its ready-to-eat meatloaf meal kits sold earlier this month including in Michigan over possible salmonella No ills has been reported, but customers should return it for the full refund I'm just learning now that there's a ready-to-eat meatloaf kit. Okay, and I'm so happy. I'm not alone with this I mean, I didn't think that there was really much to making meatloaf. No, but it's a process And if you can just get someone to do it for you. That's pretty nice. Are you not watching rich and Jenn adventures? Um, I am. I do the test kitchen most of it usually make a Costco ready-to-eat meal. They do rich and Jenn adventures. Yes, they do

Oh, man. I'm missing out on so much. Yeah, I really got to move that YouTube app. They're friends. It's smoky mountain food. I know I know I love rich and Jenn adventures I know that's Oh, I can't keep it all strange to many YouTubers too many What else Detroit police are looking for too many accused of hitting multiple dollar stores including one on seven mile and another on Mound they were last seen driving a black Ford Fusion with a gray front bumper Honestly, what do you think that you're going to be getting at a dollar store? That's what I'm saying Like you just went through all this planning to write the big-time robbers And the dollar stores where you went. I mean the most expensive thing the dollar store has is like five bucks Well, their robbery career is over. Yeah, they're done All right, there you go. There's some headlines. Is that right? Does that say 18 degrees? Yeah, it does. Yes, it's 18 degrees sad Quick shout out if I can. Where's my notes here? Quick shout out to clear vision and Lasik Dr. Joshua over in West Bloomfield. I stopped over there yesterday. You did I did stop over there yesterday

Why to get my eyes checked? Did you? Here's what I like about this guy. Okay. Here's what I like. You know what he says to me Yeah, you're not a candidate for Lasik He goes there's something with the court. It's something you know They did like all these state-of-the-art modern like tests. Yeah, I mean, I saw my eye I was thinking of you because of you and your crazy eyes Well, yes, it's not a candidate either, right? There's like a very specific one that you're allowed to get But I went to a client appointment once who did two types of Lasik and I wasn't a candidate free there, but there's a third kind where they actually Inplant contacts. Yeah under your eyes. Yeah, and it's twofold. It helps your eyes and then also because we're all gonna Develop cataracts at some point in our old age. Yeah, it rebuffs that But the place that I went there like that's the one type we don't do. Well, I'll tell you that Dr. Joshua loves our show Um, he and his wife love Jay's juniors Oh, look at look at that. See, that's my eye. Look at that. See inside. Is that a healthy eye? I got a healthy eye

Yeah, I have no no Do what is it to mac you degenerative? Generative? The mac is it? What are you saying? No? I'm none of that macular degenerate Yeah, none of that in store no early cataract stuff good Yeah, all that did you get the puff of air? No, you don't do the puff That's why that's why I think me every test you got you're if you're puffless give me every test you got So they did every test did he give you glasses? Um, I do have a stigmatism Okay, and that would probably help me with some distance, but my distance is really fine Um, I probably can go up a notch on my reading glasses, but he says if you go up a notch, you know You become even more dependent on them. So I'm gonna try not to do that Uh, but very very nice place and excited that uh, they are joining the WNIC family. Oh, well awesome I love that. We love that. So um, yep, so thanks to uh for having me out there And it was their first day at that new office, and they had uh, cheesy breadsticks out. Oh my god So hell yeah, so like I like I finally try to discreetly take a cheesy bread stick to eat immediately

Like we're ready for your first test and I start choking the death and she's like you're gonna have to hold your head still I'm like I can't stop choking on the breadstick. Oh my gosh. Holy to cheesy bread stick during an eye exam, right? It's available

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