Friday March 27th 2026 Dave & Chuck the Freak Full Show

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It's the Friday, March 27th edition of Dave and Chuck the Freak, and it really does suck when you find out that

grandpa is a meth dealer.

No, he's still dealing, man.

He's still doing it, man.

What happened when a panel fell off a carnival ride?

Don't rest a carnage.

They everyone dies.

What about when you discovered that your grandparents still get horny?

Oh, that's a bad discovery.

Yeah, it is.

On Ask Dave and Chuck the Freak, a woman tells her boyfriend that she has herpes.

Oh, that's fun to find out.

And a girl from Peru that this guy met wants to come visit.

What's our advice?

Stay tuned for that.

Oh, yeah.

Also, a guy robbed on a Snapchat date.

It's happened to Chuck countless times.

So many times.

And a botched tattoo from a drunk tattoo artist.

The best tattoo artist.

Make sure your artist is sober.

Yeah.

That's your tip of the day as we continue on Dave and Chuck the Freak.

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Ugh.

What's wrong? You and Candy for breakfast again, didn't you?

It's not a problem, Dave. It's a lifestyle.

Look at you. You're a mess.

I've got a better way to start your day and satisfy that sweet tooth.

Go on.

Cotton Candy and fruity rainbow five-hour energy shots.

All that nostalgic Candy Style flavor?

Zero sugar.

Yeah, a portable two-ounce shot with a tasty caffeine kick.

So I get the sweet flavor without actually eating candy.

Exactly.

Thanks, Dave. I'm going to grab some on my way home from getting my dinner cake.

Ugh, you're hopeless.

It's Friday bitches.

It's Friday.

What is Friday?

Yeah, yeah, come on.

It's Friday bitches.

It's Friday.

What is Friday?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Imagine bad enough someone breaks into your place.

That sucks.

But then your lady voluntarily has sex with him.

These hose ain't loyal.

Chris Brown.

A Florida man arrested after he fought a person that broke into his house and had sex with

his girlfriend. The 43-year-old Titusville man facing charges of simple battery and petty theft.

So I'll happen at the intersection of Pine Street and Diamond Avenue with a suspect admitted

to chasing the victim to confront him. The suspect alleged the victim swung on him first,

but the victim is denying those claims. The victim told police the suspect had accused him of

having sex with his girlfriend. The suspect claimed the victim broke into his home.

Police say the witness, the victim witnessed the suspect exited his home and accused him of

breaking in. The victim injured his knee from falling on the road during the fight.

At some point, the suspect took the victim's hat off the ground and took it to his house.

The suspect refused to let law enforcement retrieve the hat from the house.

The suspect was booked into the Provard County jail.

So it sounds like this. This girl friend was just having an affair.

Yeah, this guy, that dumb.

Yeah, I think so. He thought the guy coming out of his house had broken in,

but I think the girl he was just leaving after banging that guy's life.

Yeah.

Let's I can figure out who the victim in the suspect.

I can't do this. There was so much that the victim was the guy who broke into the house

and sexed up the girlfriend. He's now the victim because the other guy beat him up.

Okay.

And they can't breathe that he did anything illegal.

No, and I don't think he did.

Yeah, if the chicken invited him in,

yeah.

The guy didn't break in.

Maybe she's not talking.

I wouldn't talk, but they can't prove he broke in.

There's a bad night.

And then the guy who's the real boyfriend is a total dumbass because he's the,

yeah, he broke in.

And then they had to have sex.

Real dumb.

Yeah.

Yeah, that's a kick on the board.

It's sad. I mean, it's sad.

So I feel bad for the guy.

Right.

We feel sore to bad because if you're that dumb,

it's not a shock that someone is going to sleep with someone else.

I guess you're right.

Do you think he just told the cops that?

It's very possible.

You know, like,

Oh, to like get him beat his ass,

but then he was like, he was breaking in my house.

Yeah.

Maybe I don't know.

I mean, if you, but my whole thing is like, you know,

you're banging my girl.

So I'm pretty upset with her as well at the time.

Yeah.

You know, and I probably would tell the whole story to the whole neighborhood.

Yeah.

You know, cops included.

Yeah, I guess you're right.

Maybe this is a case of sweet revenge,

but a 37 year old woman in Florida named Ann Luna has been arrested this week

after assaulting a 49 year old guy.

She didn't use her fists.

It was a projectile.

She threw a large cinnamon roll at him.

Oh, I'll catch it right in my mouth.

It struck him at the base of the neck.

Oh, man.

There is her.

I thought that was in prison.

No, there's her mug shot there.

She could probably get some speed on it.

unclear why she did it.

The man was not injured by the cinnamon roll,

but he told police he does want to press charges.

So apparently he believes he was harmed.

He said he took him wild to get all the icing off his back.

I tell you what, there were some cinnamon rolls here.

They don't usually last too long, but

back in the day, you might grab one and it could almost be a little bit hard.

Yeah, they turn it into a little scale.

Yeah, yeah.

And then they're like, it's like throwing a boulder at somebody.

Is that a hatchet, man?

I was wondering the same thing.

Yeah, I believe that.

She is a juggalette.

Yeah, please.

Yeah, whoo, whoo, whoo.

Explains why you throw a cinnamon roll.

Yeah.

They love throwing, throwing food and drinks.

Yeah, they do.

Anne was charged with misdemeanor battery and was later released after posting $500 bond.

She was ordered not to have contact with the victim,

pastry related or otherwise.

Yeah.

No picture of the cinnamon roll involved.

I do think it's funny.

They're like, she just threw a cinnamon roll.

Do you want to press charges?

Absolutely.

Let me forever get that icing off my back.

I would have drawn like a chalk outline around the cinnamon roll on the ground.

Like you died.

I would have no trial.

Yeah.

It really depends.

If it's a store bought cinnamon roll.

No, if you've destroyed like a cinnamon roll.

Yeah.

Cinnamon roll.

Well, yeah.

I mean, you had a brother.

That's death penalty.

The extent of the law.

Yeah.

I'm still quite upset even at one of those ones you could get here.

If it was ruined back in the day.

So sad.

Like it wasn't a vending machine.

Yeah, what are you talking about?

They make cinnamon rolls.

They make, well, no, they make the, what are they?

The things that you get in prison.

Like a honey bun?

So honey buns.

They make honey buns.

Yeah, they get honey buns here.

I'm saying, if I had a honey bun thrown at me and it fell on the ground,

I would still be a little bit sad.

Yeah.

I had not seen a bun level sad.

But still a little, a little sad.

Here's a weird story.

A priest in Florida, a bit a woman.

After denying her communion.

There was a scuffle.

The priest isn't denying it.

He admits he better.

But he said he had to protect the wafer because it's the body of Christ.

It is the body of Christ.

Yep.

Body of Christ.

Very, very bizarre story here.

The details from WFTV.

Catholic Mass happens every Sunday at St. Thomas Aquinas Church in St.

Cloud and their like churches all over the world this past Sunday,

parishioners receive communion.

But this unidentified woman says when she tried, she was bit by the priest,

identifying him on this body camera as Father Fidel.

She told St. Cloud police the scuffle started when she tried to receive communion.

You know what I mean?

Look at me.

I don't know if it looks.

Oh, the cookie.

They come out of the way.

You know what it is that I like.

A witness telling police in this report that she was single,

that because of her sexuality and a tire.

So that he forcefully tried to show it and like put in her mouth, of course,

I don't, okay, so I don't understand here.

Let's people can't see these these women.

The one in the tank top with the spaghetti strings, she's fine.

But the woman in like what's like a dress shirt, she wasn't okay to take it.

No, I don't understand.

I'm not sure they somehow identified her sexuality in the church.

Oh, she's is what they said there, right?

The same.

That's what they said.

So it's because they believe she's the priest believe she was a lesbian.

She I don't know.

I don't know.

Sorry.

It's the last thing priests are into.

I'm not sure.

In it.

And that's what he like.

We're crazy.

Here you can see some of that confrontation from a feed the church streams online.

But the priest told police a different story.

He said the woman came to the 10 o'clock mass,

but didn't seem to know the process of receiving.

So he denied her the bread.

Yeah, she came back to another service and tried again.

But this time the confrontation happened and she tried to grab the bread out of his hand.

Telling police.

He was protecting the bread because it's considered the body of Christ.

I'm not judging you.

I'm asking you.

Well, did you confess after the other master received the meeting now?

No, because if you confess, I can't give you the meeting.

I, by the way, I'm not denying that.

And as defending myself, defending the second.

And they declared that was the only reason telling those same officers

that he didn't know her or what her sexual orientation is.

It doesn't care about that.

I was just nobody.

I spoke to the priest.

The woman identified on the body camera by phone.

He did not want to answer questions and hung up.

And when we showed up at the church today,

we were greeted by this man, but he didn't want to talk.

Does the church want to make a comment that you're over here?

No, the diocese of our master.

We did reach out to the diocese this morning for comment.

But so far, we have not heard back in St. Cloud.

Shannon about their Channel 9.

I witness news.

This lady has given up as a reporter.

She's wearing a sweatshirt.

Yeah, that's it.

It's over, huh?

How does it to know the process of that?

You just, okay, watch everyone else.

Right.

You just, I don't understand.

I said, but you know, there is like a way that we all walk up and,

right, and you do this kind of the cross.

You hold your hands a certain way.

Like, I'm Roman, I was, you know, in the Roman Catholic faith.

So everything is now we weren't allowed to have it

until you had your first communion and went through all that stuff, right?

But they will ask at a mass if anyone wants it or whatever.

But I think what you would do is you would go up and they'd give you the blessing.

You weren't allowed to eat the body of Christ.

That was the deal.

So because she hadn't gone through her first communion,

she would have probably only got like the sweet priest cross on the, on the head and like a blessing.

They didn't know that though.

No, but she didn't know the process.

Right. You, but you have to say something.

You would like say something to do it.

You have to, you know, you're not, you're not supposed to be the worst to do.

Calling it a cookie is a pretty big sign that you are not that you shouldn't be doing it.

You know, so he was in a weird way, like just trying to protect the church

because it's, no, there's a way you have to, you have to do it.

And you, you know, you have to say the right stuff.

I did it before and I'm not.

Yes, I was shocked when you did.

I just thought it would be really rude if I just sat there.

No, you literally said everybody you guys was going up.

But I'm like, I can't be the only one left in this.

Oh, no, no, no, I think you're supposed to go up and you're supposed to just be like,

people have just sit there too.

I've seen a lot of people.

Yes, he did.

He had problems.

Listen, when I got married and don't get married.

But when I got married, I did the full on.

I had my feet washed by a very, you did it a homosexual priest who slammed the country,

not, not lying.

No, after sucking Chuck's toes.

Yep, not lying.

Anyway, we did the full thing.

Dave had no idea.

No, no, like Wendy and Neil, what do you say?

All of the thing on your head.

I watched you do that.

You have a gospel in the gospel's play.

You've got to do these little crosses all the time.

I was cheating in high school.

I was looking at the guy.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

You got married at a really historic Catholic church.

Yes, yes, yes.

Big times like Polish.

And I was in the wedding party.

Yeah, I'm going to be the only guy.

Yeah, I loved it.

That's surprising that everybody else, but you went up.

Because everyone else was like Catholic.

I guess it makes sense.

Wasn't there friends that weren't Catholic though?

I mean, not everyone.

I've seen, I am Catholic too, and I've went to many different things.

I think there's people that are not Catholic that just sit there.

Well, you have to understand, so my friends,

we all went to the same Catholic high school.

Like we're all kind of like Dave was the outsider of the group.

Yeah.

Okay.

My name is Matt.

Yeah.

And I was like, I remember being like, you're not.

I'm just kidding.

I'm like, you're not.

I'm like, you're kidding.

To me, they'll look like.

You're kidding.

Yeah.

And I'm like, man, I'm proud of you.

I'm proud of you.

Yeah.

Dave's like, tosses it up like a ship.

And like, I'm proud of it on his tongue.

That's some of that sweet news.

I'm like, no, don't do it.

Dave's looking at the way people are holding their hands.

Yeah, everything.

I was just copying everything.

Oh, yeah.

I also have a friend.

Yeah.

Oh, shit.

I get a lot of his.

He's going to be the.

Oh, yeah.

He's going to be the.

We can do it.

Yeah.

Totally.

We can do it.

Really did.

Because as you know, like everything's being recorded too,

which is also hilarious, I would have loved.

Oh my god.

I would have loved it.

I would never watch it again.

I can't ever watch it again.

He's god.

But boy wouldn't be funny to see Dave.

Whatever these days, you're just like, oh, yeah.

So many rules and all there's so many rules and when to get up and when to get down and

blah, blah, blah.

And what you can and cannot do.

But I don't know if I believe the story of this, these, I mean.

No, I think they're taking it to the extreme, like with the sexuality and all that stuff.

I don't think the guy knew.

I don't think you bit him either, probably.

He might have a priest of bite, a priest of bite.

I was an altar boy and a priest will bite.

So they're protecting the body, you know?

So yeah, I guess now knowing and I've been to many other ceremonies since and funerals

and stuff.

And you just, if you cross your arms in front of you, that means you just want the blessing

not to do that.

Yeah.

And then they'll just give you the blessing.

Well, and the thing is I don't even know, like, I think when I was like, Dave, you're

not, I mean, there's a whole ceremony.

And also with you.

Yeah.

That was my goal.

I'm going to do it, did you?

He's like, yes.

Yes, I did it.

I'm going to do state Jesus.

I said it.

I got Jesus.

I made Jesus without his permission.

You don't have a third, fourth, extra name that they gave you.

I've got 17.

No, you're low.

That's magic, Brad.

I know that's the body.

Dave's like drinking the wine.

I want it.

You're doing it for the priest wine.

Jesus is a friend of mine.

I just want to look at Jesus.

Does he the footage of you waiting in line?

Oh my God.

It would be the only reason to rewatch it.

Oh, that's funny.

You can tell you that right now.

I remember what to a funeral and I, you know, I went up and did that and whatever.

And then my mom's like, I was surprised you went up there.

I'm like, why?

Why would you surprise?

Yeah.

I don't understand.

Like, I wouldn't do it or something.

Right.

Yeah.

No.

I mean, I can understand if you were just like, I have no idea what's going on.

I'm just going to stay.

I do know, but I don't know why she was shocked.

Yeah, I don't know.

That's what I always did.

Yeah.

Just let everybody go ahead and go ahead and go ahead and when everybody like knelt at

the same time.

Oh, yeah.

Everybody like pulled the thing out.

Yeah.

Just follow along.

No, I just sat there.

Oh, it was like a sea of people all sitting and I was like, no, I never even thought of

that.

I just sat.

I wasn't even down to nails.

I always do the, I always do what they're doing just out of respect, I think.

I mean, this was maybe a bit too much.

Oh, man, but you were on display and I was over the front of the church.

That's what I was saying.

We were.

We had to.

I got my feet washed.

Days.

Yeah, I know.

I got my feet washed.

I'm not.

Can I get a hell?

Can I get a wash too?

Yeah.

He would have.

Yes.

You could have with him.

Yeah.

Because he would have been like, you master made ever.

Oh, like trust me.

He asked me.

Maybe.

Yeah.

That's why my mom was surprised.

Churchgoer.

Exactly.

And the way that we talk about the Catholic church.

Yeah.

Before I'm surprised.

Yeah.

I've seen some stuff in my day.

Yeah, for sure.

I really didn't think I was going to get some of that wine, though, too.

I'm like.

It was good.

I'm so dry.

If you want to get, you want to get bit by a priest.

Go for the wine.

Take.

Try to take his wine, dude.

There's something to wash down this.

Oh, my God.

The priest.

I was up.

Oh, my God.

The guy that I was like the altar boy for was bombed 24 hours a day, 24 hours a day.

There was so much wine in the back.

I mean, some probably for kids.

Yeah.

Some not.

Oh, Jesus.

Well, I'm just saying.

I mean, he was bombed old, old, old, and drunk.

So don't take communion if you aren't Catholic.

No.

Just the hands.

Do the hands.

Or do the Jason.

I'm just going to chill here.

I'm not out of this.

Or do it.

Because that's hilarious.

Yeah.

I won't.

The one thing.

Like, I've never seen like a priest react with violence.

Yeah.

Biting someone.

You know, like a violent reaction.

Like I could see them being like, oh, you know, like I'm, I'm sorry, we just have a thing.

This is the way we do it.

But no, just a bite.

Someone.

I just want to do it.

Cause like, whatever they say, I just want to be like, definitely.

Yeah.

Just come in.

Even walking into the church, you got to do this.

Right.

Oh, yeah.

You put little, little, little, yeah.

You're like spitting it on yourself.

Dave was like, walking his hands in.

Oh, my God.

That's holy water.

Yeah.

Dave, that's holy water.

No, that's not what that's fun just for.

It was a different time.

Yeah.

That's wild.

Pretty wild stuff.

You know, occasionally you can run yourself over with your own car.

Yes.

We literally know someone and this happened to.

Yeah.

We do.

In West Bloomfield, Michigan, a driver thought she had parked her car, but instead she put it

in reverse and backed over herself as she got out.

The woman got stuck under the vehicle and did sustain injuries, luckily not life-threatening.

Yeah.

This took place in your orchard lake road about 640 pm yesterday.

Luckily, she is going to be fine.

It's got to be a real bad moment in your life, lying under your own car.

Yeah.

I forgot to put it in the park now.

You're trapped.

Yeah.

It's bad.

Listen, we all know even those of us that have kids, they can be horrible, the worst and

annoying and crazy.

Yeah.

And I get why parents would be upset with this one though.

The existence training like this probably is only going to make this kid faster in the

long term.

A mom went looking for legal advice online after she found out a daycare employee had put

ankle weights on her two year old son, tire him out, to slow him down.

Yes.

Smart.

I never thought of it.

Oh my God.

That's the best.

She only found out because she showed up early the other day to pick him up and employees

said, Oh, we just put them on him just to protect the other kids.

He's bigger than some of them and we have to slow him down a bit.

He's like a Dave.

He's like a brute.

He's never heard another kid though or been aggressive in any way.

They claimed it's no big deal.

We did it once before with another big kid.

A few child development experts weighed in saying it is definitely not okay to use ankle

weights on a toddler.

They are encouraging the woman to immediately file a complaint with the Department of

Children and Family Services and the mom now is also considering a lawsuit.

I mean, it's you probably can't do it, right?

But I also could see like a very young Dave just mowing down people left and right when

he gets going, yeah, he gets going too fast, you know, he walks so fast.

I'm sure he walked fast as a child.

Yeah.

A little chuck the freak walks in front of him, one foot one of them and just gets crushed.

But you still can't put weights on.

No, no, you probably can't plus.

I know myself.

I would be like, those are sweet weapons.

You could really kick somebody.

Oh my God.

You could really kick somebody.

Yeah.

Dangerous.

Yeah.

Uses them, like throws them.

No, like kick.

Like if I could kick you with a three pound weight on it, oh my God, but they are making

them stronger, though, right?

They're building up.

Yeah.

I don't get your own legs.

Yeah.

And quite the calves, I should have done this with my kid.

It's not a bad idea.

No, no, do not get any ideas.

It's not right.

Well, Scott runs around a lot at school.

So he is these pink crocs, he wears, and he runs so fast that he's kicking them off so

that they did the normal thing and just said, make sure he wears shoes.

Oh, okay.

Yeah.

Then like strap them down.

Send them barefoot.

Yeah.

Everyday.

No.

No, no.

The little crocs are flying because he's like that he's all over the place, you know, like

a mile a minute.

Just for shoes.

Yeah.

Just for shoes.

Yeah.

What is a good reason to call 9114?

Someone has shot me.

Right.

You're bleeding.

Someone's hurt.

I'm being stabbed.

Uh-huh.

Yeah.

Not generally, the litter box is full.

Ooh.

I have an emergency on my hand.

While the smell may be filling your house, a full litter box is no reason to call 911.

It's just the latest friendly reminder from the Atlanta police department that calling

911 is not only just for emergencies, but you could also be wasting valuable time for

those people that have an actual emergency.

In a video posted to their Facebook page, Atlanta PD shared a recent call from a man who

was complaining about a litter box situation.

What is the location of your emergency?

They are the first line of defense when you need help.

E 911 operators trained to get emergency medics or police in fire to you in an instant.

But operators are often tied up with too many unnecessary calls.

They can't get the house smelling bad now and I'm saying to her too about it.

She tried to put an instant in here and it's not getting better, it's getting worse

for the smell.

That's the cat got the house smelling bad, man.

I'm saying something to her about it.

She tried to burn incense in here.

It's not getting better.

It's getting worse.

Yeah.

The smell.

Some of that incense is awful.

So this lady just refuses to clean up the litter box.

That's it.

Rather burn incense.

911.

Yeah.

I see your lightning incense right now.

It's getting worse.

It's getting better.

Tell science, you're not going to clean that up at all and sense is burning.

I mean, you can't do that.

No.

He thought the cops were going to be like, get out of the house.

The litter box is out.

Where is it now?

Everybody's out there.

It feels so muddy.

Yeah.

It's just digging in here, bitch.

Yeah.

Drop the incense, bitch.

They shoot him.

Yeah.

I thought I was going to knock.

Help.

Uh-oh.

What do you think is worse?

Picking up dog poop or cleaning out a litter box?

Litter box.

Oh, no, but listen.

The litter box really though, it's kind of, it's easier.

It's in your house, though.

I know it's in your house.

You have to keep on it.

But what I'm saying is it's dog stuff outside or especially on a walk.

It's just so gross.

It's so fresh and at least a cat will like bury their stuff and it like tends to sort

of dry out a little bit because of the material that you, I'd rather do deal with cat stuff

than dog stuff.

Dog poop doesn't bother me at all.

Oh, God.

I'm so grossed out by that.

I find it so much easier than a cat, like the litter is just like, you get the dust

in your face.

I need it in your house.

You're going to have like a, like a treasure hunt for turds.

Yeah.

Definitely on the treasure hunt.

It's horrible.

It's the tea.

That's worse.

The style that you can just like swirl it out, right?

Yeah.

Yeah, like when it clumps and it sticks to the bottom of the pan, yeah, like still raping

out.

You got it.

Yeah.

I've got that.

Clean it every week or whatever.

Yeah.

Clean the whole box out.

Wash it.

Oh, yeah.

It's tiny little turds.

Yeah, that's fine.

Yeah.

That's fine.

The Douglass's are healthy and they're, they're just fine.

It's like easy in a bag and they're, I'm done with it.

Yeah.

No.

Yeah.

It's dogs stomach.

It's dogs stuff.

It's so big.

It's so large.

And just feeling it.

A lot of it is with your hand.

The sucks of the heat.

You know, the heat sucks.

Yeah.

Like that.

The dogs filled the heat.

Or the formland.

It's like Warm Play Do in your hand.

I don't like it.

I am part of that.

I am part of it.

It's environmentally friendly.

Poop bags.

Yeah.

Right.

Those and these ones aren't good.

Oh, they're not.

Oh, you feel it when you're sure.

No, that's sheep.

That's sheep.

No, I don't like that my sister-in-law is a great dain. So those are huge. That's horse poop. Yeah, you got to go get like a grocery

bag. It's like a shovel. It's nuts. I saw one of those things take a do's and it was the size of a

basketball. Well listen, my doberman would take them and every once in a while he'd get anxiety and

do it in the house. And there are several I took photos of with like other objects beside it

because I was letting someone else know like, oh look what I get to do today. And I would put like

one of those little monster truck dinky cars next to it. And it was like six times the size of that.

I'm like, yeah, that's what I'm dealing with today. So speaking of bad 911 calls, someone said I

had to call an ambulance for someone that had a panic attack at a car dealership because the car

they wanted to buy wasn't available. You don't have the 24. Yeah, that's a bit excessive. Yeah,

it is. We can't handle anything anymore. I know. We're going to be like those fading goats.

Oh, it's so easy to rob us. I've found an emotion. Yeah. Oh, that's no good. You guys,

we got a tough one. Oh, we can't. We got to go on back. Lisa loves a good moon. Yeah, but I'm

sure she would not have enjoyed it if she had accidentally moond the guests at her wedding.

No, my goodness. That's an arm, but not. Yeah, that would have been bad.

It's difficult. How does that happen? Did happen to a lady at her wedding reception. Stop it.

How long dress on? Yeah, but the slit there. But you'll see how it happened. Take a look.

It was her dream wedding at a beautiful resort. Now it's time for the magical first dance.

They've rehearsed just for this moment. They know just what to do. A daring backflip to wow

the ground. No, I can't do it back. It happens. Her dress flips up. Exposing her fair behind

to astounded guests. Oops. I think there's that bride today. Amanda Sheller. And yes,

she's still blushing. Things happen and we were having a good time. Talk about the bride being

over the moon. So was it not planned or was it planned? I mean, oh, the butt shot.

Plan it. No, the flip. If you're going to plan it, you will have the right, you know,

the flip was definitely planned. I mean, you can't just pull that out.

It would stay down. Yeah, it did not. And wouldn't reveal obviously a thong. I mean,

she must be just fine with people seeing her butt, which is like a family. Family is

tough. That's in your aunt's to see your ass. No, but that does make a wedding or enjoy

a daring move. I really am sure is. I so many people have these choreographed things. They go

all out. Oh, my watch this guy. I don't know who he is. Her dress flips upward. Exposing her

bear behind to a scoundrel. Now it makes sense. I see why he's doing it.

Yep, you made the right call, buddy. Lock her down.

It is, you know, embarrassing. Oh, yeah, your whole family has seen your your butt better

than seeing your bits. I guess you're, you know, that was pretty close. Yeah, it was

not really. If he wasn't wearing panties at all, they definitely would have seen everything.

Oh, yeah, right. Yeah. Yep. They got a, they got a free show. Oh, big, yeah, big free show.

People online are debating the things. Everyone just pretends to enjoy.

Here are some of the best responses linked in.

Like you're the only one I know with the link. Isn't enjoyment from it, though?

Or is it just a necessity for jobs that he's not even a necessity for me? No, not for you.

I'm not, I'm talking about the survey. What, why are people saying that it's fun?

That it's fun. Yeah, I don't know. They pretend it's fun. It's not fun. It's just a job.

It was like, yeah, I'm like looking at LinkedIn. I'd be like, what's wrong, but he was everything,

all right. It's can't be that fun. I don't résumase.

I don't want to do it. Yeah, I can. Resumase. That's it.

Even talk anything I do to talk about it is fake. You know what I mean? Yeah.

Like, and I assume that was everybody. High heels.

And I love them. Well, we love to look at them. They're great. But women actually love to wear them.

Um, depends. I mean, yeah, we like the way our outfits look.

I'm going to say, like looking good and does. Yeah.

That's what was incredible. So my youngest had his prom before they go off to the prom.

For some reason, where we live, everyone goes to this one park to take pictures.

Oh, yes. They had to be.

Same everywhere. Hundreds of kids there, right? Yeah. Seeing these young girls,

many of which obviously had never worn high heels before in their lives.

They were like baby horses everywhere. They were all like, really?

And moving all over the place. They couldn't stand up. Right?

I mean, some of them were big ass heels.

Still has been in heels since she was 11 years old. Oh, yeah. She's a pro.

She's a pro family Christmas and Thanksgiving gatherings. Things people are convinced.

Others only pretend to enjoy. Yeah, I mean, it's actually like mine. Oh, I don't.

I don't. I mean, it's fine. But it's just, you know,

it's fine. Edible arrangements.

I don't know anyone who really likes those. So I'm saying, yeah, but you have to be like,

oh, my God, thank you so much. Yeah. In fact, I would only buy that to upset date.

Because you could never eat it in time. And it's not really that. No, no, no.

I mean, maybe I could find a really good one. It was all sugar cookies or something.

And you would be like, you know what? That's all nice. I'm just thinking of the fruit ones.

Oh, yeah. Wait, it's just fruit. Yeah. Yeah. And see, look from where I know how long

is that pineapple been cut? Listen, don't dig too deep into it. No, cold plunges in ice.

Well, you see that all over social media. It's then you like big health trend. Yeah.

Do people actually enjoy it? They claim to you can't enjoy it at the time. But I mean,

maybe there is some, you feel better after I don't know, I don't get it. That's the type of

people that are like love exercise. That's the thing. I mean, I guess I'd have to be lifting

hundreds of pounds of weights to get to the mental state where plunging into ice would

make me feel better. I don't know. Speaking of exercise, running is also on this list.

No, a lot of this. I don't know that I do believe some people love it. I do. I believe

some people do like love it. But I think there are people that pretend to. I know when I tried

to start running, I was trying to convince myself I liked it. Yeah. That's a lot of that.

Yeah. I tried so hard to do that. I know. You bought the clothes. You were like, I got a

damn. And I did a lot of running. And it was like weird. It wasn't even like, I never liked it.

But there was just it would pass time in a way that was different if you're just sitting there.

Yeah. That's about the best I could do with it. It was never enjoyable. But I was like, okay,

I kind of got something to do other than one day. I was like, I hate this now.

Yeah. I really hate it. Yeah. I don't like it at all. We're talking about things. People

are convinced others only pretend to enjoy small talk is on the list too. Does anyone really like

someone? I think anyone really likes it. You know, like really might be at real extroverts

like it. Oh, yeah. You're right. Like super lonely people maybe. Yeah.

Voluntarily waking up at 5 a.m. I mean, I do like waking up early. If I didn't have to get up

this early, obviously, I wouldn't. Yeah. But I think I'd still get up. Don't you think, yeah,

you'd still get up fairly early. I like to crack it on. I want that quiet early morning time.

Yeah. Coffee and nothing going on. But if I didn't have to get up, like I would never

be a crack-a-don guy. I'd be a stay-up all night guy. Yeah. I'd sleep till about 11 a.m.

Agenda reveal parties. Oh, of course. Does anyone actually pretend even to enjoy it? I think it

always looks like that. People that care like the grandparents. Yeah.

And then if the family doesn't really even know, like if you've managed to keep it a secret,

some of the more controversial things came up like IPAs.

These can be real bad. Yeah, those can be horrible. Yeah, kombucha.

My wife loves that stuff. And I don't know how she drinks either. I don't know if she actually loves that.

She loves it. Like, and she'll always bring it on a drive. We're going somewhere and crack it.

I'm like, God, it's like vinegar in the car. Amber has it sometimes too. And she loves it.

She drinks it almost every day. Coffee. Shut your damn mouth. Yeah, I think that this is.

I don't like coffee. Who's faking that coffee? Yeah. Who's faking that they like coffee?

Well, it's kind of addiction. So maybe when I first started, oh no, it doesn't taste good.

Oh no, it tastes incredible. No, no, no, no, no, no. I pull my hand in a Bible right now.

It tastes incredible. I'll eat your communion. I'll do it. It tastes incredible. Yeah, I'll wash

your feet. It doesn't. No, it's like beer. Yeah, you get used to the flavor and then it becomes

like something you're like, oh, you do, you get a palate for it or something.

So you first start drinking it. You don't. I'm not enjoying it. Yeah, I don't like it. But

taste, but I now love the taste. Yes, I know you do. But what I'm saying is like a quiet taste.

It's an acquired taste. Like when I first tried chocolate milk, I loved it.

I love it. I love it. The second it touched my tongue, I was like, this is for me.

Coffee's not like that. I wish it was. I wish it was because you know, you have to really commit

to it to and to then become like you guys are where it's like, I can't start a day without this.

I do a lawyer or two, but man, I'd also love the taste. How long did it take for you to acquire

a taste? I don't even know because I mean, it always starts off. I feel like even Dave and Lisa

probably like when you first start drinking it, there's so much cream in it. Like you have to like

kind of start off with a light coffee. Yeah. I drink mine black without any sweetener in it now

and I just, I just like the flavor of coffee. I like it as dark as you can get it. Yeah, you've

always said that. That's bold of flavor as I can find. Like I might uncle used to be like that.

I thought it was disgusting at the time. It was like mud, right? It was like, he was pouring mud

out of the coffee. I love that now. See, I know my brother was never into coffee. He got this job

where you have to work outside in the cold and like everyone else was like staying warm by drinking

coffee. And he was finally like, yeah, get me one. That's fine. And he was like, it's gross,

but it is keeping me warm in a weird way. And then he was just addicted to it. Yeah, loves it.

The office is on this list of things people are convinced that others only pretend to enjoy.

I genuinely enjoyed the office. I didn't in the later years show the office the show. Yeah,

of course. No, it's really, it's good. Yeah, it's good. Half of it. Yeah, yeah,

yeah. League of legends is on here. Yeah, I never liked it. Hiking. Hey, this is camping

down there anywhere. Hiking made the list. I never understood. Yeah, I pretended to like camping.

Yeah. Yeah. She said it to the kid yesterday. Your dad only pretended to like camping,

so he could get me. That is true. Yeah, we're going to do an outdoor camping thing together.

I'm like, I'll be inside, buddy. I'm not sitting on the side with you to tent. There you go.

No, yeah, I pretend smart. Dave and Chuck, the free. Speaking of awesome, it's Friday, bitches.

What's wrong? You and Candy for breakfast again, didn't you? It's not a problem. Dave,

it's a lifestyle. Look at you. You're a mess. I've got a better way to start your day and

satisfy that sweet tooth. Go on. Cotton candy and fruity rainbow five hour energy shots.

All that nostalgia, candy style flavor, zero sugar, zero sugar. Yeah, a portable two-ounce shot

with a tasty caffeine kick. So I get the sweet flavor without actually eating candy. Exactly.

Thanks, Dave. I'm going to grab some on my way home from getting my dinner cake. You're hopeless.

Yeah, come on. It's Friday, bitches. It's Friday, bitches. It's Friday. What is Friday?

Well, two people in Indiana had to be rushed to the hospital after they got hit by an airplane.

What? What? A single engine plane fell out of the sky. What? Yes. And hit them.

Crazy day in your life. Okay. So I thought, okay, you've been hit by an airplane. Dave's going to

talk about people being hit by an airplane. They must have been at an airport and just like one was

wheeling out or something and they got hit. No, no, no. An airplane landed on you. That's when

your time's up. Yep. It should be. Here's the story of what happened to them now from Fox 59. Take a

listen. This is the trail where those two people were out for a walk when that plane came falling

out of the sky. What is left of the aircraft? Now scattered throughout here, including what appears

to be part of the wing. The most extraordinary thing about this crash, though, is that it appears

the main body went right through that small opening in the tree line before landing on the other

side of it and bursting into flames. Oh, yeah. I want signals in trap. We just had an airplane crash

north of the airport. Then fire. We have a fire. The plane was trying to land at the Delaware

County Regional Airport around 1030 this morning when something went wrong. Airport officials say

it was the pilot's second landing attempt. At some point he decided he was going to circle back

and basically missed approach. Circle back and this is what happened. Electrical crews doing

work nearby were first on scene and extinguished the flames that had engulfed the aircraft.

The pilot was entrapped in the wreckage on the right. We had to use cutter spreaders in a

ram to extricate the pilot from the aircraft. These two people taking a straw in the Cardinal

Greenway Trail were injured in the impact. They, along with the pilot, were rushed to a nearby

hospital where two of them remain in serious condition tonight. They get out the plane. It's very

unfortunate. They're out doing some exercise and going for a walk and next thing you know,

they're being struck by a plane. The plane was in round to Muncie from Bloomington and the pilot

was not local to the area. Adding to the mystery airport officials say the pilot never made any

Mayday calls. Today investigators combed through the wreckage looking for some answers and hoping the

survivors pull through. It's very unfortunate. We're praying for the best for everyone involved.

The NTSB as well as the FAA will come here and collect what is left of this aircraft as part of

their investigation into what exactly happened here. Those investigations can often take months

if not years. Am I the only one shocked that he would have been up there by himself when it was

just his second time? Oh, I think he meant it was his second time. Oh, my God. I thought it was

a second time to land. Like his first attempt to land. Oh, well, this was his second time to land.

Learning. Second day in the air. He was bad. He was bad. He's not right right now. No,

it's amazing that he's even alive. It was a fire right away. They're both expected to survive.

Well, the people that were hit. That plane was nice. No, no, because it was only the two that were

rushed to hospital. One one of them on the ground and the pilot. Oh, okay. You're just looking up

at the sky every day now and you're walking around out there. Yeah. I live by an airport where all

these little planes are and it's like it's something I think about. Yeah. They seem to go down. You

don't need any more things to worry about. I know what I do. I hear it playing a little bit

every time. I'm like, hmm, this might be it. I almost feel like though, it'll be one that you

don't hear, right? Because the engine will have time. It's just falling. It's just falling silently.

Just trying to go for a walk. Yeah, I know. I was trying to get some exercise and that's what

happens, right? Come on. The last one I remember of these was that one that happened on the beach

a long time ago, a plane hit that person on the beach. Yeah, I killed him though. It killed him.

Wasn't that didn't go as well? With listening to music. Listening to music. Yeah. Yeah.

Wasn't it? Yeah. Tonight's going to be a good night. And the plane just landed right on him. Yeah.

That's final destination style, all right? It is. There's the odds it got to be a trillion to one,

right? Yeah. You're probably a better odds of winning the power ball than you do being hit by a

plane while out for a walk. Yeah. I agree. Yeah. Absolutely. I mean, you do have to watch where you walk,

I guess. Maybe don't walk right at the runway spot. Yeah. But, you know, I'm going to explain to

five guys. Everyone who's flying to be able to land it. That's a case. He went through two trees

that I don't know how he's not squished. Well, did you see, like, it looked like it ripped the

top off, but the seats were still intact. So maybe that's what that's what I was confused about

in this was that the body, like they said, the body went through there. Yeah. I thought it was

the body of the people got hit. No, it's the body of the plane. Yeah. I thought he said,

a way too casual. Like the body went through these trees. Yeah. Oh my god. Yeah.

Yeah. Another freak accident to tell you about next, this involving a carny ride,

young woman rushed to the hospital after part of a carny ride broke off. Yeah. And hit her. Yeah.

During a student union event in the UK, I don't know if you can even call these a freak accident.

No, carny's wearing charge. You know, it's not really free. It's kind of like a well,

and an accident you could have seen coming. Yeah, maybe.

Caitlin. Do they have a video? Almost a bit of a video here. She was enjoying the superstar ride

when a large panel came loose and came crashing toward the ground. Large panel. Large panel.

Okay. I'm trying to see. Oh, don't get on this. Oh, what's that? Oh, oh, oh.

Oh boy. Yep. Don't show it. A video taken by Caitlin's friend shows the panel hitting two

carts full of students and just missing people as it plummeted to the ground,

sending pieces of glass flying everywhere. The 19 year old was hit by the panel while on the ride.

Okay. And had to be rushed to an emergency room in an ambulance after getting a concussion

and a whiplash. Oh, I'd have it all. I'd have it all. I mean, I don't know how much you get

from Carney. That's it. It's the name and never come back to your town. You have to just

disappear. You know, I don't think you can sue a carny. I don't think so. You might have to go

to their court. Oh, carny court. You're right. The carny. Yeah, they put them down after, but

they had checked with the Supreme Carney and then. Yep. She did have a cat rusty, which thankfully

showed no serious injuries. Yep. They're now looking into exactly what happened.

Yeah, I was hard for me to tell even what, I mean, it's freezing up a lot. Oh, yeah,

you can see it. It's hard to see. We can't, but it's I'm sure we're going to take our word,

your word for it, Dave. That that was terrible. It's just a choppy. It's so choppy that it's

it chopped up the part where the thing. We haven't seen the thing fall once.

Oh, there are some. Maybe something. Maybe a split second or something. You see. Yeah.

That's kind of there. We go. I see. Oh, there went. Yeah. There it was. You just have to play it

for five, six times. Perfect. That works well. Yeah. You don't want to be hit

by part of a carney ride either. No. Look at the people scrambling to. I mean, it's just chaos.

I won't go to any of these things anymore. My kids are older now. Thankfully, so there's really no

opportunity. But even when I see them, like if we're at an event and then there's like rides over

there, I feel like they're just going to fly off and kill me. Yeah. I'm like, man, there's a lot

of torque and forces at play with that machine for it just to be nailed into the ground.

I just remember as a kid just thinking, it must be engineers with the brightest

minds. I don't think about it when you're a kid. It's going on there. It can't be that

methodicked smoking, man. Yeah. I know. There's some reason we trusted them. Yeah. I know.

They know what they do. They're doing our parents had more trust than two. Yeah. Well,

they killed me is that my mom was so overprotective and you know, I mean, all these different things,

but she, I don't think she really ever thought about it either. Like that rides. No, I know.

I get up in that yo-yo. It was basically just like a chair attached to the chains and was spin

and high speeds. Yep. Just flying through the air and that.

Well, they safer when we were younger. You know what? They were. I would say they didn't

was their accidents. I remember they did like, I never heard about them. They could keep them

quite bad. That's true. Now you can't. It's like all over. But I remember like now when these

carnies come to town that like they've got some fairly what I would say decent slash dangerous

rides. When they would come to my hometown, it was like you got on a motorcycle and it had a horn

on it. And it went around in a circle. Yeah. The rides were lame. Oh, no.

No, what about that little rabbit run that sucked you up? We had to stop it. It was hard to

five minutes too. You drive by one day. Yeah. Nothing. And then you drive by like an hour later

or something and it was like, hey, there's a carnival. But even as a child, I looked at say like the

there would be something it was called like a chainsaw or something like that. And it was like,

you sat in a cage. The cage was almost designed as a as a person sitting down. And it would go up

and all the way around in a big long record. Yeah, the zipper. Yeah. And I looked at that as a

kid. I'm like, I'm not I'm not going on that. You guys are morons. Someone said the last carnival.

I went to I saw three guys watching a YouTube trying to fix a ride. Yeah. So they were looking on

YouTube on how to fix it. Yep. There's a great carny series. There is on YouTube about fixing stuff.

So famous carny influencer. Yeah. They're few and far between. Another one said the carnival came

to town when we were teens and my friend got a job for the weekend running the Tilt-a-World.

Well, the pin broke that held a car in and it spun off with people in it. Yeah.

Luckily, they just got bumped up a little. But they made me drive to a tractor supply store to buy

a couple of replacement pins. Sure. That happens every weekend. Yes, it does. You know,

which one's the Tilt-a-World again? I think it's that one you would you'd spin around in like

I know it was like round. It had a bench and the sides came up around you a little bit. Oh, yeah,

okay. That one. But I can't imagine one at full speed just getting launched. Flying off.

But like these are the land rides they had at my carnival. The carnival in my hometown sucked.

Suck. Now as a kid, you still loved it. Yeah. You didn't care. There was so much nothing else going on.

Yeah. Yeah. All the Tilt-a-World is either had like the skinniest person had to be on the outside,

right? Yeah. Yeah. Because it would. The big person would get sucked into them. Yeah.

But being on the outside is the skinny person sucked because then they'd smush you. Yeah.

Because all the momentum brings them over to you. Yeah, the wildest ride that we had at ours would

have been the rock and roll express. That train that went. Rock and roll express. That was

fast. It was fast. And you want to go faster. Yeah. I've seen it called the Himalaya. Yeah.

I've seen it different. There's different versions of it. All all the same ride.

And that was his wildest it got. That was the one where it's like all the teens the at the

the teens are going on the rock and roll express. Yeah. You said through a caution of the wind

every weekend when the big one here can you tell? Yeah. That's where I was on all these

death-defying rides. Yeah. Someone said I worked for a carnival one day helping with the tear down.

And I vowed I would never ride any of those rides again. I can't look at the tear down. You

can't see the tear down. Oh, what's that like? Oh, man. Rusted parts. The tear down, man. That's

fast too. Yeah. Where you see just how shoddy the work is where it matters most. Right.

Yeah. Where we're taking it apart. Oh, that's rusty. That's a bad weld. They said never again

after that. A bit of a different carny story here. A Florida man's intended trip to Disney's

magic kingdom came to an end after the ferryboat he was on crashed into the dock and sent him flying

into a trash can. Whoa. I feel like he's making some of this. How can a grown man fly into a trash

can? Come on. For money. Oh, easy. Yep. Justin Tripp filed a lawsuit regarding an incident that

happened on board a ferry boat from the Walt Disney World parking lot to the magic kingdom last

year. He was being instructed onto the boat by Disney crew members who said he would need to stand

for the duration of the ride because the ferry was full. So he was standing in the back part of the

boat and as it approached the dock, it didn't slow down. It wound up striking the dock. He says

at an unsafe and high rate of speed causing passengers to be thrown about. He says he was thrown

into a pillar where he hit his head and neck and eventually fell right into a trash can. Yeah.

Yeah. That's what happens. They say Disney crew members didn't warn anyone about the upcoming

collision with the dock and the theme park breached its duty to use reasonable care.

Andy, if you tripped at any kind of Disney property with anything to do with Disney,

they'd not just keep rolling and falling. I would. I'm in the trash can now. I can't

breathe in the trash can. The trash can keeps falling. He's doing in the trash can. I just flew off

a boat. Yeah. I mean, you keep on falling tripping. I'm feeling the end of the trash can.

Was it hard? I couldn't breathe and then I got closer from you. Yeah. He can't do anything anymore.

You guys and that's basically what he's saying. Yes. He said this. He suffered several injuries,

including bodily injury to his neck and head and other parts of his body, pain and suffering,

disability, disfigurement, mental anguish, loss of capacity for enjoyment, loss of capacity

for sexual enjoyment. That's it. You got to say that when they heard it, but you got to, you got to.

Medical and nursing care for treatment, loss of earnings, loss of the ability to earn money.

Yep. Yeah. All right. Dude's life. One little boat hitting a dock destroyed this man's life

in his boners. Yep. You got to look at you're like, when you get hit and tripped, you're like,

Hey, who owns it? Yeah. I'm like Disney. Oh, as soon as I try to trip and fall ever in a place,

I'm going to be like, I can't get hard anymore. I can't get hard anymore. Yeah. So it's been five

to second. That's a horrible accident. I'm in the own this place. Yeah. I should have had a

slip sign, huh? Oh boy. I don't see what I'm doing. I don't see what I'm doing. I'm trying to get

hard right now. I can't. What pain and suffering? Mental anguish. I feel the mental anguish.

Oh, man. This they pulled out all the stops for him. Holy smokes. I've never seen such a list.

It would have looked like a like WWE stunts. Where like someone doesn't even know

break through a table. Somehow bounces out of the trash can to continue falling. Yep.

Do you hear Andy owns Disney World now? Oh my god. It's Andy's world. Very magical. Yeah. Very

magical amount of money. Oh god. Oh, come on. I mean, relax. I just, how does a grown man fall into

a garment? Yeah. They all have covers on. It doesn't. It doesn't, but you do it. You do it.

Anyway, he's seeking damages in excess of $50,000. Oh, fool. Yeah. Well, it's just in excess of

that. Oh, right. Yeah. You're right. You could be. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Disney style. Oh, god. Right. Because

they're just wanting, they want to settle, right? Yeah. Oh, they're indeed. Yeah. Carnies won't settle.

No, they don't settle. They don't settle. Yeah. Unless they think about it. You just sort of

tripped into a trash can and you're going to get paid over 50 grand and a giant hunk of metal

at a carnivore that crushes you. Don't I have to prove I can't get boners? Like, isn't there any?

I'm sure. I prove that. How do you know that doctor? That name? Like, do you think like the other

they need a doctor's note? Exhibiting. Yeah. Well, you can always find a doctor to give you. Sure.

Right. Yeah. It's not like the prosecuting attorney comes over and tries to give you an

answer. He's Susan. Will you step in? Yeah. Seize if it works. I don't know how you must. Yeah.

The doctor would have to say you can't get a wreck. I could get a doctor right now to write us any

note we want. You can't get a wreck. No. Yeah. You want to know what do you want it to say?

You can get it. Well, we'll see what happens in court. Gardener in Houston went after a guy

who tried to steal equipment from his truck the other day and attacked him with a weed whacker.

It would hurt more than you think. Yeah. So pretty badass. Someone's security camera got it all

on video. The thief was a passenger in the car and he fell out onto the street when the car

swirled because the Gardener threw the weed whacker at him right here. What was that guy trying to do?

The Gardener then picked his weed whacker back up.

He said bitch, come on.

Oh my goodness.

Picks his weed whacker back up and starts swinging at this guy. Oh, he got it.

Oh, wow. So he didn't even attack him in the way. I thought, oh, he's wobbly guys.

He's out. Don't go stranger. Yeah.

He whacked his legs pretty good. Oh, wow. Yeah. No. Oh, he's not working right.

Oh, he's not. Oh, no. He must have got him in the head, huh?

At least one of his legs at first. Like he heard them getting out.

Oh, well, you heard that like that. Like his coconut.

He got away as you could see right there. But the cops did track him down at a hospital. So,

obviously, damage was done. And they arrested him there. Someone can't swing a weed whacker

at you like a baseball bat. No, I don't get you. Have it not take effect.

I want to see again the attack. Listen for the noise of the what I believe is head contact.

Oh, wow. I think that got him right in the skull. Oh, look. Yeah.

And then he couldn't walk. That's why he's going to the hospital. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. You three do. Does Andy do he just seeing stars now, ain't he?

Are we way? I mean, come on. Don't steal. No. Oh, God. It is. It deserves it.

For sure. What are you going to get? My old weed whacker? Right. Yeah. A really old

lot. You know, strange robbery. Yeah, it is. It is. It is. That guy wasn't backing down.

Nope. And he got his stuff. It is good that every once in a while, someone thinks, oh,

wow, you know, easy target. I'm going to I'm going to target this person and they get their ass

kicked. You know, because it just proves no target is guaranteed to be an easy target. You never

know. Ladies, if you're with your guy right now, pay close attention to the look on his face.

When I say this next part, Google just agreed to delete all the data they've been collecting

from people's incognito searches in Chrome. Yes, they've been tracking all of your incognito

searches. And how do we get them to erase that date? Most people assume that when they search

for something in incognito mode, usually porn, that it's confidential, but all it really does

is not add it to your computer's search history. Yeah. Yeah. A lawsuit filed accused Google of

misrepresenting the type of data it collects from those searches. That lawsuit was just settled.

And the details came out in a court filing. Google agreed to delete billions of records from

people's private browsing sessions. They wanted five billion in damages too, but that didn't

happen. Google is now updating its disclosure forms and allowing people to block third party cookies

in incognito mode for the next five years. They also won't track how often you switch to incognito

from regular searching anymore. What's hilarious to me about all this is like, Google, they're like,

hey, don't worry. We're not going to do it. But don't you think your internet provider has all of it?

Yeah. Don't you think they keep it? Yeah, because I bet they do. I bet they know. I bet they know

everywhere you've been. And so even though Google is like, don't worry, we won't do it. I mean,

someone has it. Someone has it all. But really, it's just about, you know, privacy within your home,

I think. Yeah, it's like about partners or the kids or what I write. I don't need anyone seeing my

searches. You know, there's someone that's seeing them all. They're, you know, you think about it

every time you type something into Google, the stuff that pops up where it's like, oh, boy,

wow, we have searched for. Oh, on the show. And it's not incognito. No, you know,

that's why you just can't. If you, if someone is putting in x to go to x.com,

my goodness. Do you get some stuff on my computer before you get to x?

There's some stuff to be, you have to be careful. Yeah. If you didn't think someone was

keeping that information again, you know, pubic care. We all have it. Lisa buckle up. But how much have

you ever contemplated it? In recent years, grooming your nether regions has become a thing because

of aesthetics, comfort, and the perception of hygiene. And that has led people to wonder this.

Does pubic hair grow faster than the hair on your head? They believe it's likely because you pay

more attention to it when you take a shower or whatever, because you can physically see it,

or at least most people can. One doctor has the answer. The rate of growth of your pubes

is the exact same as the hair on your head. Makes sense, right? Yeah, makes some sense.

Even though many people are convinced their pubes grow faster, that's not the case.

I'm convinced mine grows slower. Slower? You got slow pubes? That's a busy to me, my guess.

I mean, I shave my head every day. Yeah. And I watch you reveal. Yeah, watch out what you

reveal about your private area. I'm just, I noticed the growth in my head. Yeah, faster than the

private. Yeah, bald private. Not bald private. No, no, no, no. You know what they call

air? Clap in slow hand. We can start calling him slow pubes. Yeah, yeah, not a bad new nickname.

Slow pubes, Watson. Yeah, never so slow, right? Slow pubes.

Yeah, no, it's apparently, sorry, Jason, it grows exactly the same. Maybe again, because you're

shaving your head so often, you're not making that correlation. Do you think there

there is hair on your body that grows faster? Like, does our beard hair grow faster than our

hair? Probably not, right? I think it's almost the same. I would assume it's all the same.

I don't know. I feel like there's certain times of the year my hair grows faster.

I think you're nuts. I don't know. I think that's insane.

Just seems like I go, I go exactly like the same amount of time between haircuts and sometimes

it seems way longer than the previous time. I don't know what it is. Yeah, who knows?

Does hair grow on different body parts at different times? It has to. I know I can go longer before

a clean love shop down than I need to up top. Like, for sure. All private stuff.

For sure. That's wild. That's wild. One wild mission all over here.

Don't fool. Don't fool. Prove it. I'm saying you're caught. My God. Pubic court.

Badam, badam, badam, badam. Yeah. The pubic court. It's not a court you want to be in.

No. My God. Don't want to be on the jury of the pubic court.

I'm sorry to put you guys on the jury. Yeah. We're all jurors.

Funny to have that thought. Pubes are grown slow. God, they grow slow.

I wish they had a bit more speed. There's no speed with these people.

Someone said, I don't believe that's true. In two years, I haven't cut my hair and it's down

past my shoulders. I'm like day pretty much hairless in the body and I've only shaved my bush four

times in the past two years. It's just a stubbly patch. Well, no presuments. Real slow pubes.

Yeah. I need like molasses. I have the pubes that look like a young Bon Jovi.

I guess you should be thankful for your slow pubes.

Yeah, less grooming. Yeah. Yeah.

I think it's not. It doesn't matter. But you're gratitude journal today.

Oh, yeah. Number one. You start on your diary.

I'm so grateful for my slow-growing pubes.

Everything else is a mess, but man, that's too gross.

You're gratitude journal. Today, I realized I don't have slow pubes.

Anonymous with us here in Massachusetts. Hello, Anonymous. You would have come in.

Yeah, we guys talked about hair growth, few hairs. Yeah, I think personally, my ass hair grows

faster than my head hair. It's got a lot more fertilizer back there on your cheeks.

I guess on your butt cheeks. Just whole butt, yeah. Yeah, your whole ass.

Wow. Don't eat that in here. Great. A two journal.

It's, uh, you know, something you got to live with, but yeah, I get it. I'm living, I'm living

in the dream right now. I'm living that dream. That's hilarious. The fastest ass hair in the midwest.

Yeah, I timed it. Yeah, I know. Again, thankful. I don't know to worry about ass hair too much.

Too much. So some. Well, not a big deal. I guess a bit of it.

I've never trimmed it because it's not really existent. Trimming it is a big mistake.

At least if you go too far down, big mistake. It's an itchy disaster. Oh, yeah.

I don't think I've never tried beard oil on it, though. Maybe that would help. Maybe you should.

Maybe. Maybe. Okay. So remember, oh, we're not going to get into Schmegma again today.

Oh, God. We got an email from a ghost who said this, uh, hey, guys,

keep me anonymous. I love the show. Been listening to you guys since I moved to Tampa a few years ago,

but you were talking about the story where a guy had a major build up of Schmegma.

And at one point, Lisa made the comment about how urologists have the worst job.

Well, Lisa's comment reminded me of something that happened a few weeks ago at the urologist.

So quick back story. I'm 26 and I recently had a hydro seal removal,

basically a build up of fluid around one of my nuts that caused major swelling. Yeah.

So about a week after the procedure, I'm having intense pain. And I go to see the urologist

who did the operation. He tells me to lay back and he starts poking around and squeezing at my

testicle, which was absolutely horrifying. Oh, well, at one point, he was right up next to it.

And gave it a good squeeze. No. And that sent a geyser of blood and ball juice pouring out of my

incision. Oh, okay. About half an inch from his face. Okay. Well, so something was really wrong

down there. He got infected and down there. Sorry. I brought this memory back up for you.

Wow. He said it basically looked like a leaky garden hose. My God. That sends out a high pressure blast

when you turn the faucet on. Yeah. I've watched a lot of these videos. Never one in the scrotum.

He jumped back off his seat so fast. And I'm just lying there in complete shock.

After apologizing that I almost hit him in the face with my ball juice, I then started laughing

uncontrollably at what just happened while at the same time screaming an agony as he started to

drain the fluid buildup by just squeezing me over and over. What a scene. Yeah, the doctors like

this guy is. He's laughing. He's laughing. I've never seen him laughing. I'm all procedure before.

You know, it would hurt so much. It's infected and terrible. And you'd hope they'd numbing

or something. Oh, put me down. No, they just slide it open. Put me down. You're going to squeeze

my nuts. They're infected. They can't put me down. I just office. I don't think that's terrible.

I don't know. I'm going somewhere higher. Yeah. Numb it up. What is it? The civil war? Why are we doing

this? I just gave him a shot of whiskey and give him a stick to chew on.

He said, my mom actually drove me to the appointment because I was in so much pain. I couldn't

drive myself at the time. And she said she could hear me screaming and laughing hysterically

from the waiting room. Imagine being the other guys out there waiting to go in and you hear.

At the same time, maniacal joker like laughter. That's what I was going to say. I just

assume I'd be like, well, the joker's here. Yeah. That's how he starts. That's his therapy session.

He said, I had to share my story after hearing Lisa say urologists have the worst job.

They do. I mean, it's terrible. It's a terrible stuff. How could you ever forgot that story and

had to have it like re-broad back up from Lisa's comment? That would be in my head every day.

Yeah, the only thing ball juice on the guy screaming at least once a day, you'd think about it.

Yeah, shaped your whole life. The guy that we had on the show once with the hydrosale.

He had hydrosale. He had the 10 pound nut sack. Yeah. Imagine all that liquid hitting you.

Well, this is even different than that. I mean, this is different than that. I'd never

would have come back to the show. I would have just literally walked around out the door.

If I was hit with 10 pounds of ball juice live on the air, I'm done. That's my sign to leave

radio. If they're and this is what you don't realize is to how bad it would smell.

If there was smelly ball juice just shooting around in here. Oh my god. We watch that video

that beer tank exploding and shooting that guy best. That's how much force I feel like it would

probably rain in Dave's mouth. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Oh, man. Yep.

Now Dijon mustard flying. Okay. Come on. I'm just saying. That's what I'm kind of

a little stop it. I'm sorry. You idiot. I'm sorry. I love Dijon mustard. I don't

appreciate that. That's a bad reference. Everybody's got to be named out of your mouth.

The only mustard I like. Yep. I would think it would be more fluidity.

Not the infection stuff that this guy had. That infection stuff is a nice brown.

We're going to have to move on soon. Well done cheesecake.

Cheesecake. I had to get him back.

But he tried to spoil cheesecake for me. Can't go as spoiled. He's in service too.

He's eating cheesecake right now doesn't even care. Yeah. I bet.

Yeah. Your religious could tell some stories. Yeah. Yeah. They could.

You know, I've got a buddy, but that's a your religious. But I've never I like I don't want to know.

No, because he doesn't want to talk about it. He doesn't want to talk about it. He doesn't.

Yeah. Because those are the days they probably hate, right? Because they get in their nice

vehicle and go to their huge house after that. And they're like, okay, I could do a good day with

no ball juice in the face. Yeah. That's great. Just collecting my money. Right. No

smack my no ball juice. Yeah. Those are the days. You know that every day he drives to work is like,

well, today could be the day that I get shot in the face from nut juice. So it's got to be

some level of anxiety that he always has to deal with. Right. And probably PTSD. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Probably got a personalized license. Play this as zero nut juice. Yeah.

He's got to keep changeling. Oh, no, that's that's no good. No, we're glad you're okay,

man. Glad that it. Yeah. And that doctor. I wouldn't be in the mood to laugh if I had

almost hair. Dr. Drainage. Yeah. It's not funny times. No. Yeah. I don't think so either.

All right. Coming up here on Dave and Chuck the Freak. Why did our douche bag of the day

shoot a gun in the air? Let's find out.

You're a douche. I'm not a douche. You're a stupid douche. You are a solid douche. I'm

nominating you for biggest douche in the universe. All right. You could get away with this if

you're like Yosemite Sam in a looney tune scene, but not in real life. A 26 year old guy named

Craig Miller is facing more than a dozen charges after he randomly fired multiple shots in the

streets of downtown Nashville. I thought you were allowed to randomly shoot in Nashville. You're not.

You're not a witness said Craig was at an intersection waving a firearm around. Yeah.

And shooting off rounds in different directions. Now the cops showed up. They asked Craig what was

going on. Initially he denied it, but then he said, yeah, listen, I just divorced my wife.

Oh, celebrating. And I fired eight rounds as a celebration of regaining my freedom.

Oh, I kind of, I'm kind of with them. I'm the new rounds that you shoot off. Oh, my God.

All of it. All the rounds. Sounds like Craig wasn't just happy though.

Sounds like he was high at the time as well. Sure.

The gun as it turns out was stolen. This is making it all worse. Yeah.

And while he was being taken into custody, he did kick an officer in the balls and threatened to kill him.

In the Wild West times, we were allowed to do that stuff. You just had your sick shooter on you and

like something great would happen. You'd go to the streets and you could do it in the building, I

think. Oh, back then, he's going to say something. No one. You have a gun. That's wider. It's there.

Yeah. You're right. It does sound like scary man to stop you.

Sound like his ex is the real winner here though. Yeah. Well, she was dealing with.

Yeah, I never know. Yeah, understand why she wanted to divorce. Yeah, those are my thoughts.

Not yours. I'm Dave Hunter on Dave and check the fruit. It's Friday bitches. This is Dave

and Chuck the Freak.

Yeah. No one's my favorite day of the week. My radio's kicking Dave and Chuck the Freak.

It's a day celebrated all across the nation. Bitches be trippin. What's up with the agent?

Dave, what the news to strike on the day? We're thornin' a hot bitch. Be so brave.

It's Friday bitches. It's Friday bitches. It's Friday. What?

It's Friday. Yeah. Yeah. Come on. It's Friday bitches. It's Friday bitches.

It's Friday. What is Friday? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

We keep telling you people. Mind your business.

Mind your damn business. Yep. A couple in East Point, Michigan, who apparently got pissed at a guy

that blew through a stop sign. Oh boy. As they were out for a walk. Well, then what happens to

you then? I'd probably run you over, right? Oh, I went all the way with it, huh?

They were shot at by a driver. Yep. They're calling it road rage when really, I mean,

he was in a car, but they were just walking. They were out for a walk together.

Yes. Yeah. And they got pissed at the guy and then some of them.

You're on that stop sign. Oh my god. Some of them kind of been walking.

Yeah.

Mind. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Here's the story from Fox two news. Let's take a listen.

The East Point police lieutenant says even though there weren't two cars involved,

this can't be considered a case of road rage. A couple was just strolling through the neighborhood

when a driver ran a stop sign. Some words were exchanged and then that driver pulled out a gun.

The intersection of this East Point neighborhood is once again quiet.

The block is back to normal after police say a driver shot at a couple

near David in Collins. It's crazy situation for somebody to be shot possibly almost killed

or a simple argument. Any surveillance video or anything like that that can help you guys

at this point? We kind of as the neighborhood, we got several camera footage, unfortunately.

All we can confirm at this point, it's a dark sedan, a child very high rate of speed.

Investigators say just after 10 p.m., a driver in a dark colored four door car ran a stop sign and

almost hit a man and woman walking the neighborhood. Moments later, the man and driver argued

and then the driver pulled out a gun and fired. He hit the woman in the leg twice.

Oh, he's a spotted officer used a turn to get to stop the bleeding until she went to the hospital.

She will survive. Significant other of the lady who got shot. Well, he's a victim too,

because he got shot at as well. He just didn't get hit. He stayed with her. He actually used his

own shirt to try to stop, to make a makeshift bandaid, to try to stop the bleeding, but sometimes maybe

it's just easier to swallow your tongue so to speak and call police, call us and hopefully we can

identify the person or find them. The lieutenant says his officers are required to carry a tourniquet.

And as you can see in this case, it definitely came in handy as it helps save a woman's life.

In East Point, I'm Braden Hudson Fox two news.

People are crazier than ever. I had another instance where I was on the roads and I got

like kind of in front of somebody. It was like kind of cut them off a little bit, but it wasn't

like that big a deal. And then they followed me on the out the exit and like passed like three more

streets and I'm like, I'm about to die again. Oh god. I was like, nope, just heading the same way.

Oh, okay. Yeah. One of these times, I'm going to think you are actually going to get.

That's a new fear though. Oh yeah. New sure unlock. Like looking in the back mirror like,

are this person about to kill me? Cause crazy. Yeah. It's it happens to me quite a bit on my way

here, but it just so happens that if you're taking the route that I take at some point,

everyone's coming around this area. This is just the stop. We're all going down the same

streets. It always looks like you're being followed or that I'm following you, but you're just

heading to the same way. But we're just always going to the same. Like usually like one,

like if they're getting on the exit, I'm like fine, but it's like seems like they're like behind

me for like 10 minutes. Yeah. This is it. You take a weird ride turn and so do they.

If you see anyone following you, don't go home. Just drive and yeah, I'll drive all the way

to the west coast. And then being like, oh, no, no, no, no, no. Someone's following me.

Please. Please. He's up with your forehead here. I need to talk to him. Can you speak to an officer?

You are.

Officer. That's my.

Follow your Tom. Follow your tongue next time. Gypsy.

I had it. And so I wasn't frightened, but it was at a parking lot with an old lady.

Here's the story. So Dave fights the old hell. Okay. So it was at a grocery store.

Okay. Scary. I'm coming down one aisle. I didn't realize she's coming down the next stop,

right? I go like halfway through. It was fairly busy, but I pull into a spot and I realized

the spot in front is open to. So I do the drive-through parking. Oh, and inadvertently steal someone's

spot. So does this lady in her giant car not pull up right in front of me? Yeah. She stared me down

for like 15 seconds with the nastiest look on her face. Oh, yeah. You deserved it. You deserved it.

I just ruined her day. And then she did this. That's not how I acted. I did not give her multiple.

I did not say all those words. You're miming. I'm looking over and then she does.

Oh, yeah. She did. She did. She did. She did. She did. She did. She did. She did.

And then moved into the spot right spot away. Okay. All right. So it didn't it didn't

inconvenience her too much. No. No. I was going to back up at first because I'm like, oh, damn.

I didn't realize she was coming down. Yeah. But one spot. But once she's like blocked my car

and gave me the look, I'm like, yeah, did you see that? The store? That was it. Oh, she tried to

fall. I could feel her. But I wasn't going to address her. She's not going to fight with

an old lady in the store. And then you can't keep up with me. That's it. She's out. Oh, God.

I can't walk so fast. Son of a bitch. He's pulling away. I got to get all one of those

girls out there. I'm not charged. You've gone in a flat. Yeah. Yeah. She sent me as the flat.

She's done with your shopping. And she was down. And I was. She's still in the

front of the department. Yeah. She was like, that's right. Run, bitch.

He was scared. John Puss. She did a stare down. Oh, my God. And it was like, I love it.

How do you want to do this? Yeah. You all step outside. Not a flinch. No. No. She's

stared down. She was angry. That's the scariest place. A grocery store at that hour.

Yep. You know, like probably when we go, we would go there. Oh, everyone's over there.

Yeah. I was right after work now. Yeah. It's scary. I get really scared. She's not so

mad. Like, we know you, Dave, and you're not going to hurt anyone, but you're a big guy.

Like, what was she thinking? Yeah. I was expecting her. I think God, she followed me in,

because I'm like, she better not try and pop on tires. Oh, okay. That's, that's the

meaning of God. Oh, okay. Go ahead. Go ahead. Go ahead. I'm going to get a ladder and slap

you in the face, man. Yeah. We're expecting me to have a boot knife. Give him my, uh. Hey,

pass me my knitting needle. That's right. But not what weapon she has in there. Yeah. All along

the side of Dave's car. Again, I was going to back up, but she was so nasty with that face of hers.

I'm like, screw it. I'm staying here. I mean, it is just a real unfortunate move,

because I think all of us are the same, right? Like, you'd much rather if there's the double spot

open, well, you'd much rather pull through so you can just drive right out of there. You don't

have to back up. Yeah. It's perfect, right? But then when someone's waiting for that one spot,

dude, there was a count. It was even spot she passed on the way to this spot. Yeah.

Maybe she thought a car was fit, right? It was too big. That's it. Whatever. She passed two spots

then nice. And then there's a spot right across. Yeah. Like she just should have went, oh,

that's full. Okay. I'll go here. No, it's bad. It was no ladies do like a car as big as a

star destroyer. Oh, they do. They love it. So dangerous. They love it. Smaller car. It's like

that lady. Do you remember that lady that drove into that the water? We were trying to figure out

what car it was. I asked my dad. He's like, it's not like a continental.

Gorgeous. That thing is gorgeous. If it is like, yeah. Okay, that giant. They love a big car.

Oh, no. This was, I don't even know. It was an older something like a Buick or, oh, yeah. Right.

Something. But I was expecting like a duola standoff at some point to happen.

I can't listen to you there. You let him get away. You know that. You know, you don't

have to. It's okay. Yeah. Yeah. Just go ahead and sing it. Anyway. Yeah, there you go.

The Lexus Sea of Gold. Yeah. That's the name of it. Yeah. Just go to Al. That's the name of that song.

Yeah. That's the sea of gold. How do you know that? He's out.

Ow. He went to the concert. He knows. Yeah. He's seen them in concert. Yeah.

It's an old lady in a parking lot, but thankfully I was debating how long I was going to

have a stare down with her. So you were staring right back.

I'm like, is this happening? Oh, look at you. Is this happening? I should really stare

and try to intimidate me. Yeah. I'm like, what? I don't even have tears anymore. Yeah.

You're not going to drive everywhere. I'm not going to be like, Oh, God. Oh, my parts are dry.

Come on. It was a parking spot. And there's many around. No need to blink.

You got long-lasting drops. Mel's in Cape Coral. Hi, Mel.

Hi. What's your comment? Good morning. So I was just listening to your story regarding

that lady, the one that you pulled into the parking space and her reaction.

I was at a 7-Eleven a few years ago and it was morning. We ran a mad rush. My daughter and I

to get her to school. And we parked quickly when inside came back out and it was this lady waiting

by the car. The car and she goes, is this your car? And I was like, yes. And she was started

chastising me about how I parked too close to her and how she couldn't open her doors so far

to get in or whatnot, which I probably was a little close. But she was like yelling at me and

pointing her finger at me following me to the other side where I was getting in. I was like,

oh, my gosh, I'm getting into the car closing the door. And then my daughter, she's 11. And I'm

looking at her and she just also said and she goes, Karen. And I was like, oh, my gosh, I didn't

even know that you knew what that was. Miley, you are my daughter. Holy moly. Yeah. Yeah.

Anyway, that's awesome. So you had your back. People get upset about parking. I know they do.

Oh, yeah. I'm getting more upset every day. No, no, Chuck. Should we go in the other way?

You remember, you can't get upset. You just gotta let it go. It does bubble up on it.

Does somebody park it in my special spot at my apartment complex?

Oh, I exchange words. Isn't that your spot, though? Yeah. That's just really reserved for you.

Yeah. Right. Yeah. This is name on it.

Ending green spot. Yeah. Words with your fella. Yeah.

Didn't use to park in a different spot too. Yeah. Yeah. I use that other spot.

But it's just mine. And I wanted if I know instead of a little patio set there,

you have to. All right. Because there's been times where I've wanted that needed this spot

because there wasn't any. And then somebody's in that spot. I'm like, tow him.

I'll burn it. Yeah. Do we light it on fire?

Florida man is accused of stealing his roommates Ford F-150 and his pants.

Well, you took everything of mine. Take the Ford F-150, but leave me my pants.

59 year old Frank Wayne was arrested and charged with grand theft of a motor vehicle

and petty theft for the pants. Yeah. After this incident that unfolded last week in Palm Coast,

deputies responded to a home on boxwood lane for a report of larceny and a stolen blue Ford F-150.

Wayne's roommate said he believed his pickup truck was taken. Initially, he said he thought

he was going to bring it back, but he did not give him permission. And he realized he was gone.

He also said his pants were stolen and there was 120 bucks in cash in them.

The pickup truck was found. They also found the stolen pants on the man.

Oh, right on them. And the wallet in the truck. He was transported to Sheriff Perry Hall

inmate detention facility. He remains there this morning on a $5,500 bond. That's him.

He stole a man's pants, huh? He stole a man's pants and a man's truck. Wow. He just had to go.

Watch your roommate. I need a way to get there and some pants. Yeah. Yeah. You got to work on that,

but don't take mine. Yeah. Watch who you get as a roommate at 60. Yeah. Yeah, that's tough.

That's tough. It may not be the best. The chances of you actually needing to help someone while

she did in an emergency exit row of an airplane are basically nil. So to just say yes to their

questions of will you help someone in the event of an emergency? Do it and get back to enjoying,

you know, your extra leg room and your dad. Yeah. Everyone on a frontier flight out of Charlotte

the other day had to deplane. Yep. Oh, my after a woman in an exit row joked that she was not

going to help. Oh, it's not a joky time in the event of an emergency. Can't they just say

is someone else? I thought that's what they would do. I guess they probably would have done that,

but then she got more confrontational. That's a little bit of what she said.

I don't know. That's this is her there. She swears in this video. Yeah, I'm going to keep it off.

That's why they had to get off. Now normally, as I mentioned, if you just said that, they'd move

you to a different row, but she ended up being a handful and they kicked her off the flight.

A passenger posted footage of her arguing with flight attendants. She kept yelling about

needing to get home to babysitter grandson saying she was going to call her lawyers.

The pilot eventually had to get the cops to escort her off the plane because she would not leave

and then they realized they had to get everyone off the plane. No word on charges yet,

but they did lead her across the tarmac in handcuffs. I was on one of these in this row and

a person that was in the row, a couple seats over, wouldn't say it out loud.

Like you have to say, and he verbally say and he just kept nodding. And finally, people were like,

Hey, man, you've got to say, you've got to say it. You've got to say it. And then finally,

he did thank God. I mean, who knows what we would have had to do. Yeah, no, I made a joke once.

I learned real quick. They don't like it. They were like, are you mentally sound to be able

to perform the duties of the seat? And I was like, I have lots of mental issues. I don't think

you know, she was like, you can't say it. And I'm like, I'm just joking around. Just like, you

can't really. I believe me here. I'm like, yeah, and I'm like none of us are gonna

yeah, I'm not opening the door. We're just dust. We're just just lady. I know, open the door.

That's true. We're just dust guy. You're on the way down. I'd be like, it's all over.

No, that'd be very upsetting. Yeah. I needed to be with you. Just just give him a bloody

Mary. I'll be okay. I can do anything. Let me fly. I'm gonna take over the control. Let me

fly. Give me one and a half. Okay. You want a little pins with me? Oh, sure. I'll take his bird.

Yeah. I'll take his bird over. But Mary's spicy. Yeah. It's very confident. It's confident after

five of those. He's changed. He's a changed man. There's no cup order up here.

Sir, what are all these cups on your feet? Those are my finished bloody Mary.

It's got that bloody Mary confidence. Yeah. I like it. I like it. Another state has released the

complete list of personalized license plate requests that they've had to deny for whatever

reasons over the past year. This time, we head to the lovely state of Kentucky. Oh, no.

What were people hoping to put on their license plate in Kentucky that ended up being denied?

Fat ass. That was nice. That ass. That ass. Yeah. I tried them. One bad hoe.

Does that mean you're loyal? I may be. You know, sure. It sounds like loyalty to me.

B-E-D. It's bed B-D. It's maybe one bad hoe. Oh, yeah. It's like one bad hoe. I got a real

hole in it. That's just one bad hoe. One bad hoe. One bad hoe. Possibly. Yeah.

Maybe. Yeah. Slow A-F. Okay. F-K-N-Fun. Mm-hmm. Shlong. Shlong. That should have been a lie.

Yeah. You're vulnerable for your Kentucky plays. That's good. I've been allowed.

Fartin. Uh, why not? Zero F-K-S?

K-P-N-S. Mm-hmm. With two E's. Yep. And an N-U-S. That's Dave's plate. Yeah. Plesa. Yeah.

Yeah, my God. Slow A. As it was, plus C with a letter C. Oh, okay, did not get approved.

Um, Milfin, Jason, everyone's trying to get those Kentucky plates.

That's right. It's cruising around Kentucky. The old Nebraska. Yeah, you were asked man.

Nice. Yeah, that was that big guy. That's the big Canadian plate, right? The one Mr. Asman.

Yep. And that was a legal battle. Yeah, it was his last name and slutting. Yeah. Love that.

Yeah. See that license plate? You follow it. That's always the guy. Oh, damn it. Not again.

Uh, I fooled you. You followed me because of my plate. Yeah. That's it. This is a joke.

Damn you joke. All right. Have a nice day. You got the letter. In all 583 tags were denied.

They keep trying. Yeah. They keep trying. Sometimes. Oh, they just hope for someone really old that doesn't

understand them. I just remembered that one of our listeners sent us what he saw and I couldn't

believe it. That it got approved. It was like I eat. Yes. Nice. See, this is what I'm saying.

Like sometimes you get someone that works in that department that they just aren't very good at

this, right? Like sounding out the different letters or whatever. They have no idea. They're

currently driving around town. Yeah. Yeah. What is it? I eat. But the S's are backwards 5s and the

E is a backwards 3. Right. So this person didn't even realize it's anything, but they've just

basically rode it like you would a video game character name. Yeah. Yeah. And so there's

someone driving around right now with the approved license plate that says I eat. Yeah. Follow that

car too. We know what Jason's going to do. Wow. Sleeps nude for a reason. Never know when it's

dying. Yeah. No particles. Okay. All right. But isn't that nuts? Yeah. That is wild. I can't

believe that. I saw the other day on the roads. Sometimes when I see a bunch of novelty plates in one

day, too many of them, I get anxiety about it. Yeah. You should start to be like the universe

trying to tell me something. Yeah. Yeah. What are they trying to say? I eat. Yes. I saw that one.

I guess it all depends on the combo. Right. You can release any fruit. Yeah. No, it definitely

can. Eric is with us in Midland. Hi, Eric. Hey, this is Eric from my land. Oh, my land. Yeah. Okay.

What's your comment? So I heard you guys talk about the license plates that were not approved.

Friend of mine who has a plate from Florida on her car on the back is called some bet.

S-U-M-B-E-C-H. Like son of the bitch. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. I guess people in Florida are saying

you can get away with a lot more in Florida. Yeah. That seems to be a lot of crazy plates in Florida.

Sure. Seems about right. Yeah.

Yeah, it's a weird thing to opt for. I don't like it. I think it's real weird. I would never

I don't care. I don't care at all. At all. Yeah, there's a time I would have done it, I think, but

this days are over. I feel like the people that do that are the same people that are like

really excited about their Halloween costume around. I see like some doctors do it. Oh, yeah. You

know, like they like to point out that's an ego like they're what they do, you know, type of

type of dog. Friend in high school had a plate to you C-U-F for a couple years, but they took it

away. To you C-U-A. This is you're going to try and play this game right now. You're saying

bumper stumpers. I don't glassy game. Bumper stumpers. Bumper stumpers. Do you remember that show?

No. That was a game show. Yeah, like that's and I was terrible at it. So like that's how this

was all it was based on where this kind of listen to plays. I think it was a Canadian game show.

No, it was. Yeah, of course it was. No, it's the dumbest thing. 150 bucks. I know to you C-U-F.

Just read it backwards. Yeah, it's even like a view. Oh, if you see you, yeah, that's that one.

Got you. He cracks a code. Yeah, see, I'm terrible at all that. I can't believe you guys don't

remember this show. He wasn't on in the US. No. If you can't tell, this is Canadian right off the top

page. This is a Canadian game show. This is what my nanny would watch on the haunts. Bumper stumpers.

So I guess well, because they had time to kill. They didn't have fries on it. Really bad show.

It'd be sweet if you could have gone and been in the audience and danced along. Do they have any

example of the actual game being played? Yeah. Because that's what you have to show them.

Because it's so terrible. You were just doing the theme. They don't even say bumpers,

stumpers. Yeah. Oh, it's just the theme song. Bumper stumpers. Let's see here if we.

You want to go? There's a barb and Larry here. I thought during the commercial break,

I heard you say you might go. I know. I can't tell that guy's a Canadian host quickly, but I,

I think we've already got stumped on the first one there.

The object of the game is to solve the super stumper and the first team to solve two wins the

match, a thousand bucks, then goes on to that bonus round, which is worth up to $1,600.

Maybe this is something that we have before we run this first game of the match.

Belong to Tom Cruise. Tom Cruise will give you the first one. It is an M.

The remaining six you earned by solving jump-ins. So take a look at these two plates at the top

and tell me which one, the left or the right, belongs to me. I'm terrible at this.

A player, you look. The left. No, barb and Larry, 10 seconds.

Yeah, that'll roll. That's it. E and O, now I'm going to roll.

You have lots of choices of brand new super stumper. It is a plate that belongs to Tom Cruise.

Fourth letter, please. Behind the fourth one we have an E.

It's Maverick, right? It's Maverick. Yeah, it's got to be, but they don't even know.

This is top gun time, but there's not enough letters from me.

Yeah, the original. Yeah, but it doesn't have to really spell it.

Is it possible that all it has to do is kind of like you give me like M-V-R-I-D-T.

In the show, I'd be like, I don't know what's going on. That's how I tell.

You said Tom Cruise, I'm supposed to say piano. What?

I'm telling you, that's how I tell. I don't understand, you game.

I think the same song this guy screwed up the show.

You have. I don't know what's happening.

Some of these morons were so good at it.

When you said something was coming up in the show,

that we'd all be mad at you about.

You said this was playing Bumper Sumpers?

No, no.

You've never done that before, right?

It's an even lower game.

No, it's an even higher game.

Yeah, it's even worse.

That was a great Canadian watch that lunch time.

That was like a real saddener when we didn't see Bumper Sumpers.

Oh, yeah.

You can tell it was Canadian by the $1,600 grand prize.

That's about $800.

They didn't even double the normal prize.

No, they just added $600 extra clean.

That's $87.

Oh, yeah, it was so bad.

Jay Bird, what up?

Venus.

What's your comment?

So up here in New Hampshire, we got a good one that rolls around.

It's L-B-S-B-A-G.

Sounds bad.

No idea how it got through.

That's incredible.

That's hilarious.

Yeah, that's a good one.

That guy's a legend.

Yeah.

Badge-bounded.

No.

Okay, now a question.

Oh, God.

Lisa, I can't even look at Lisa right now.

Well, she's probably best.

She's already, at least.

So, at least we don't see what it is.

When did you realize your grandma was still horny?

Oh, God, I know it, too.

I can't even do it.

You do.

I can't do it.

When did you, you know what?

And let's open it up to both.

When did you realize your grandparents were still horny?

Grandma, grandpa, whatever.

Oh, I bring it up because of that.

That is always telling you.

Incident that happened at Walt Disney World,

where a grandma groped Goofy.

Right, grandma in trouble.

She grabbed Goofy's backside at Disney World and squeezed it three times.

The 32-year-old man who was playing Goofy,

told police he does want to press charges.

So, someone's grandma is going to be charged

for assaulting Goofy in a sexual way at Walt Disney World.

Yeah.

So, the question for you is, when did you realize your grandparents were still horny?

I feel like it's more...

I just know my dad, my dad has revealed his hornyness so many times that it's like not really shocking.

To me, but I do not.

I am lucky enough to have had both of my grandmother's past

without ever discovering their hornyness.

So, thank goodness.

Yeah, me too, me too.

But, um...

All right, Pete.

But, I know you lived with your grandma.

I did, yeah.

And, like, so it must have...

It bubbles up.

TV show?

Yeah, yeah.

So, like, I was probably...

I was probably 18 or 19.

I'm living with my grandma.

Yeah.

I'm starting to, like, look through her video library

and I'm starting to put stuff together.

I'm, like, Steven's like, oh.

Steven's like, oh Chuck Norris.

Chuck is Bronson.

Oh, yeah.

I'm, like, I think my grandma's horny for ass kicking it.

Oh, yeah.

So, she...

Because those are typical grandma...

Action hero.

We try now, like that.

Yeah.

I like a man that can kick some ass.

I know mine too.

Oh, no.

My grandma.

Oh, really?

Yeah, she's not here anymore.

No.

But, uh, it was recent, like, within the last couple of years,

after my grandpa died, we ended up moving her into a home.

Yeah.

And she was, uh, caught with someone.

No!

Oh, my God.

They're doing calls.

In the shower.

No, Jason!

Oh, Jason!

Jason!

No!

Oh, my God, Jason!

Dude, I feel what did they do?

They called your mom or...

Oh, yeah.

They called the Ninja Teller and...

Oh, my God.

He's the Amazon wheelchair bomb.

Oh, no!

She was riding him in the shower room.

She was riding him.

That's the right way!

She had to be in the shower room.

She stopped for something.

Was he?

I don't know.

Maybe just performing.

Yeah, I don't know the details.

Oh, she was riding him on a shower, man.

Oh, my God.

So, yeah.

Oh, no.

And just how much.

First act.

Because when he said, I'm like, I don't know.

I can't think of a...

Oh, yes, I do know.

I never know.

I know.

That is.

Yeah.

I think that was the whole staff knew.

Oh, no.

I'm riding the train.

I'm riding the whole staff knew.

I'm riding the train.

It's the two trains.

It's so amazing.

Guys, I've officially lost my desire for gills.

Oh, yeah, well, it's gone now.

It's gone now.

You're still in the milf's.

Yeah, yeah, milf's.

Yeah.

Oh, no.

See, because the way that I'd want to discover it is

the way that Andy discovered it.

That's like so innocent.

Yeah, you come here like that.

Because you might hear my mom like mention like a Tom Selec.

Every once in a while, I'm like, oh, yeah.

You love Tom Selec.

Yeah, my grandma liked him too.

Yeah, but to actually get a call and say

Graham was in the shower right now

with a paraplegic man or a wheelchair bound man

and pleasureing him.

I'm good for that guy, I guess.

Oh, yeah, he was like, yeah.

I didn't like him.

No, it's not.

Did you see that guy?

Of course, you got me once.

Yeah, because I knew your grandma.

I would have to visit.

And he was around.

And she'd be, I'd be like, oh, she's not in the room.

Like, oh, yeah, she's down in his room.

And I'm like, oh, no.

Hey, son.

It's nice.

I'd bring her home and walk her to his room.

And she's like, oh, he wants you to come in and see the room.

I'm like, no.

Going in and in and out.

You're going to tip him out of their chair.

Yeah.

I'm sitting right up.

Oh, yeah.

No, no.

It's just a life.

It's just desires that we have.

I mean, your kids obviously, if they heard the show at all,

they know what their grandma, they know

that their grandma's horny.

Oh, my mom.

Yeah, unfortunately, I mean, I guess I made the discovery

about their grandma.

Right, when I saw all the books she was downloading on Amazon.

Yeah, the filthy, filthy books.

Yeah, it's not the best.

Jesus, I hope they've never heard that.

I really, for their sake, I hope they haven't

discovered their grandma's horny news.

Oh, man.

Yeah, it's a tough thing.

Like, you see, he got very upset.

Yeah, he's still, he's saying he said he can't believe

I've been revealed for a while.

Okay, back here, as we head to the phones,

if you want to join us, 1-855-9546-969,

when did you realize your grandparents were still horny?

Bill is with us.

Hi, Bill.

I don't know.

Oh, my mom.

Hey, how's it going?

I'm doing all right.

So, yeah, my grandmother, we went over a house one time

and she had a broken leg and she just got married

to this new larger gentleman.

And we tried to ask her what happened to her leg.

Her leg.

And my aunt, my aunt Shines in and says,

yeah, ma, tell them how you broke your leg.

And she starts yelling at us and then she had to tell us

that she was having sex with her new husband

and use a big guy to phone her leg and broke her leg.

Oh, my God.

She's so nervous about this.

I'm what do you call a leg snapper?

Oh, no.

Yeah.

And she had explained everybody in the doctor,

that everybody had two or so embarrassed.

That was, that was embarrassing.

She was such a cranky lady and it was funny.

Oh, wow.

She would have been less cranky if she had a guy laid more.

Right?

If it didn't, it's so bad.

What a husband's own reason.

Yeah.

That's right.

For sure.

That's right.

All right.

Thanks for calling in, Bill.

Mallory is in China.

Michigan.

Okay.

And it's joining us here.

Hi, Mallory.

China.

Hello.

Thank you.

Venus, well, boss.

Venus, when did you realize your grandparents were still horny?

Um, well, my parents took over a guardianship with my grandpa, um,

when he was towards the end of his life.

Um, and we found out he had an infection in his body,

and it was because of a penile implant

that nobody knew that he had.

Oh, my God.

Grandpa had a penile implant.

That's no one knew about it.

Oh, man.

God, I know.

No, so we think that my grandma made him get it.

Um, he had passed by then by the time we found out,

but she would be the type of lady that would be like,

you need to go get that.

Oh, wow.

She needed it.

She needed it, man.

What a shock when the nurses and doctors tell you that.

Oh, my God.

Can you imagine?

Yeah.

Body's got a penile implant.

Dear God, and then you have to like, so,

hey, when did you get that grandpa?

Years ago.

That's one of the first ones.

Super horny.

Most of it's on the outside.

This one works with gears.

Yeah, it's going to sit.

It's going to be a problem.

Yeah.

Come on.

Mix all those clanky noises.

Ryan Zayn, Massachusetts, Ryan, when did you realize your

grandparents were still horny?

Well, prepare to peg.

Prepare to peg.

Well, my grandmother, one time, we're all sitting around the living room

TV and she had a Calvin Klein commercial comes on.

And it's an underwear commercial and she goes, oh my,

look at the package on him.

So then my grandfather turns around and goes,

oh, crap.

I'm not that sexy tonight.

Oh, no.

I'm like, oh, my God, I'm going to leave.

Oh, boy.

You know, the river's flowing.

I know, four kids are calling for rain down there.

That looks like a, that looks like Mark Walbrook.

Yeah, Marky, Marky, Marky, Marky, and the funky bunch.

Get ready.

Your grandma's getting revved up to dinner.

Oh, I'm already riled.

You better bust out the lube.

Oh, no.

So upset.

Yeah, he's pissed.

Yeah, Mike's up next.

Mike, when was it for you?

So on our 16th or 19th, my grandmother was teaching me how to drive

because she was getting older.

Couldn't really drive.

We're a little pickup truck and downtown Lynn,

and no doctor's blame.

She helped both me and goes, hey, look at that blonde.

I kept the top half.

You get the bottom.

Oh no.

No, no, no.

No, no, no, no.

Bye, sexual grandma.

Yeah, that doesn't happen a lot.

No, I've done sexual grandma.

No, no, no, sexual grandma.

No, only in the films, Jason C.

That movie is going to say Jason C.

Yeah, that is a movie for sure.

Bye, you.

I bet if I typed it in it would come up right.

Oh my God, yes.

Yeah, I could do you some,

yep, names of stars.

Yeah, if you want.

That's kind of a funny band name.

What?

Bisexual grandma.

Yeah, that's not bad.

They really isn't bad.

Bisexual grandma.

You have to put porn.

Let's go back to the phones here,

and we're going to check in with Morgan in Cleveland.

Hello, Morgan.

Oh, how's she going in?

How's she going?

The moment you realized one of your grandparents was still horny.

So my grandmother had just died and my very religious,

uber religious grandfather sat me down and was saying

how he had recently connected with his neighbor.

And I was like, hey, Peppa, that's great.

And he put his hands together as it's like

fitting two puzzle pieces together and said,

no, I mean like connecting.

And then he proceeded to talk about how he had

connected so hard all over the couch the other night

that it rearranged the furniture.

Needless to say, I immediately texted my mother

and told her what a nasty pre-curve father was.

Oh my god.

Yeah, no, you shouldn't be telling me.

I call it pre-create.

I call it connecting.

You might call it rough sex.

I connected the hell out of it.

No, oh yeah, I played connect for all night.

Someone said, my grandma passed away.

We cleaned out her place, found all of her dildos

and ballgags in her nightstand.

Oh man, you don't like scrammas ballgags.

You don't want to find grandma's ballgags, guys.

That's an even better damn name.

He's welcome grandma's ballgags.

Right, they are hardcore.

Yeah, they are.

Another one now similar.

Went through grandpa's stuff after he passed away,

found some big strap-ons and his pegging porn stash.

Man, oh man.

Grandpa liked it up the pooper.

Don't do this, Chuck.

To well have a collection of...

No, don't.

You have to not have a collection of sex.

You could die in it.

Anyone can die in any time.

You got a little

loo-loo-loo-loo-loo.

I know.

You like to be like, I'm getting myself.

I know what I wanted.

Grandma always points out things shaped like penises.

I look like a doll.

Yeah.

That's funny.

I'm sorry.

Look at that.

That'd be Lisa when she starts to live.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I won't be able to help in it.

It's the phallic.

The penis.

Phallic.

That's a phallus right there.

The water bottle looks like a phallus.

Next is Ryan.

When did you realize your grandma or grandpa was still horny?

Hey guys, penis.

Penis.

So this happened fairly recently.

My mother went down to Florida to visit my grandmother.

She's 90 years old.

They were at a dinner function of some sort.

She had her new boyfriend with her.

And then a dude that was visiting from Massachusetts.

My mother looks over and notices that my grandmother is fondling this random dude

that came and visited while sitting next to her new boyfriend.

And the boyfriends could have known.

I mean, how would you not notice this?

Not fondling a random man's wiener at the time.

Yeah.

Yeah, they were all closed and it was like a family.

It was like a dinner with friends and stuff and chooses going at it.

Holy cow.

That's crazy.

I don't want to see like 90 years old.

So she was so sweet.

Yeah, everything.

And he was like, I don't care.

I don't let her jerk off.

I forget.

I think it's super cool.

I didn't add my grandma.

I didn't date after my grandma.

Oh, yeah.

She watched you in the exact same way.

That would have been weird.

She wasn't fondling men and diners.

No, that's cool.

When my grandma died,

we found five full boxes of women's Viagra and men's Viagra.

Well, you're going to need this.

Now she could have just been doling it out

and making sweet cash on the side.

She's breaking bad for the, yeah.

Exactly.

I'm like, waterfalls happen.

Very owners.

Very Irish grandma's been widowed since 1965.

She would intentionally get pulled over because there was a cute police officer.

Oh, I guess I got a gun.

I'm hot and drugged in me.

Then she eventually tried to set me up with him

because as she said, he was delicious.

Oh, wow.

That's wild when like a grandma would be attracted

to someone that you decided to date.

Yeah.

Like, oh, get him over here.

Bring him over here.

Yeah.

That's eukernite.

Jamie, when did you realize one of your grandparents was still horny?

It was actually my great grandmother.

I used to go to New York to visit her every year.

She lived to be about 108.

Oh, that's amazing.

Oh, yeah.

Anyway, so for like her 98th, 99th birthday,

I would go up there and we were all sitting in this dining room

with like probably 12 other people in their late 90s on their deathbed.

And her neighbor, old man,

was had his arm around another lady

and she points her finger at him.

She looks at me and my sister.

We're sitting next to each other

and then we're surrounded by family.

Like aunts, uncles, you know, she's old old.

She lived to be almost 108.

So everyone come around.

It was a holiday to keep her around.

Yeah.

And she goes, she goes, do you see that old man

over there sitting there?

And we all say, yeah, grandma, she was,

he is my neighbor.

And I guess I just don't got it no more.

And she was so upset.

Oh, the neighbor was coming on her.

There's 99 though.

I mean, of course you don't go out.

Yeah, but what's all the other ladies there, right?

Right.

I feel like these some of these old timers,

they clean it up and there.

They just only one of them usually to choose from.

And Markson Naples, hey Mark,

when did you realize one of your grandparents was horny?

Well, my stepbrother and I were staying with them

up in the cabin in Wisconsin.

We were like 12 years old.

Like in the middle of the night,

all of a sudden we heard some noise

and my grandmother's name was Sylvia.

And I heard my grandpa say,

Jesus Christ, Sylvia, they look like fried eggs.

Oh, no, no, yeah.

That's saying for 12-year-older here.

Could be like a romantic thing.

Well, you still look beautiful.

No, sometimes older guys just start calling it,

like they see it.

That is gone.

Yeah, just see that.

They're like, whatever.

They're thrilled to see them, but they're like, wow.

They'll just be like, I can't have sex tonight.

You're gross.

They'll just say it.

I see my dad kind of doing all the time.

Everyone's gross, though.

Yeah, I know.

Right, come on.

I know, but they're thinking back to better time.

Yeah.

Probably all right.

Yeah, I guess.

Right, yeah, for sure.

Dave, and Chuck the Freak.

I call it.

It's Friday, bitches.

It's Friday, it's Friday.

Yeah, yeah, come on.

It's Friday, bitches.

It's Friday, it's Friday.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Coming up, should a guy let a foreign lady

crash at his place is a listener in big trouble

for not believing in ghosts.

But first, what is one female listeners?

Herpes dilemma.

Oh, God.

Well, we can all hope that herpes things you talked about

come through.

Right.

Yeah, that sounds like they may have figured out a way to end it.

But until then, what a dilemma.

You have to deal with it.

A dilemma.

She says this.

Okay, pretty simple here, guys.

I can't bear to tell my boyfriend, Mark, I have herpes.

You better do it.

Here's the situation.

Here's the background.

We've been dating for two years.

And on our very first date,

I knew right away, oh, this guy is someone special.

But also on that date, he made a pretty harsh joke about someone with herpes.

So I couldn't bring myself to tell him I've had it since I was a teenager.

He's since made clear his feelings on the subject.

So I've always kept it a secret.

So he also has herpes then probably by now, right?

Two years, probably.

If they didn't protect,

you know, unless he was using stuff.

And unless she just doesn't break out,

that could be just you've the one or the two.

Like is it up top?

Or is it?

Well, I think he'd know if it was up top,

you would see it.

He would see it.

You'd encounter a cold sore.

Yeah.

I'm guessing it's down below.

The best down below.

She said, but now we're at the point where all signs are pointing to it's about to get

more serious. And I think he's going to propose.

I couldn't be happier. I love him so much.

But I feel like if I tell him my secret at this point, I could lose him.

Well, yeah.

Yeah, I just continue to keep it to myself and hope he never finds out.

Or do I tell him and risk losing this amazing relationship?

You have to tell him.

He made a fatal error at the beginning.

Yeah.

I agree.

Yeah, it seems like he would have contracted it by now.

If I don't know, maybe he hasn't doesn't know.

Maybe.

Yeah, a lot of people don't know.

It is, it is possible to not get it.

Yeah.

So, you know,

it's possible to not get it.

That is a,

I don't want to tell her to be like, you got to tell him and then she loses the love of her life.

But it's pretty deep to put on us.

There's no way it wouldn't change your thoughts, though.

There's no way it wouldn't change your thoughts.

What do you mean?

It's just a life altering situation that all of a sudden

you are involved in.

Now, if the guy's like, well, I don't care whatever you have,

I want it because I don't want to go anywhere else.

I don't want to be with anyone but you.

And if you have that,

then I don't even care.

He might have it too.

He might have it.

And at this point, he might, he might, he might, he might have it.

So,

at least this is right.

Like they've been together two years.

They've obviously done a bunch of stuff unless they've always used protection and

because sometimes people are a carrier and they don't have outbreaks.

So he wouldn't.

You have to like, you know, but she should probably talk to him.

Yeah, how it did.

Was she on medication?

Like is there something that can stop?

This is all she told me.

Yeah, I feel like I don't have any questions.

It's almost like criminal to.

Well, it is right.

Is it legal to not tell someone to disclose it?

It's really criminal.

Yeah, legally, you have, if you are having sexual activity with someone,

you legally have to tell them that you have.

Yeah, and STD.

Yeah, um,

you know, like I, like I said, there's a, there's a lot of different

stuff involved with all that.

To me, listen, I'd be more upset you haven't told me from day one,

because especially if you've exposed me to it.

Yeah, right.

Then that's that's on right.

If she hasn't exposed him to it.

Yeah, maybe it's not as bad.

But if she has,

but like if she was breaking out, like what is she saying during that time?

Like she can't have sex.

Yeah, I don't know.

You know, yeah, those are all lies.

And if they plan on having kids,

yeah, and it's dangerous for kids, so.

But she'll have, they'll have to not use protection in order to do that.

Yeah, I don't know.

So it's a big decision.

We get it, but it's a decision you have to tell.

Here's the other thing.

A lot of guys, they don't believe you about

you've known for two years or that you've known for.

Most guys would be like,

what did you do?

Who'd you bang?

Oh, you like she'd accuse her of cheating?

Who did you bang?

Oh, wow.

And maybe she did do herself a disservice like that by not telling them right away.

Yeah, I mean, it's just plus I just I don't know.

Like honesty is like that's the way you really need that.

If you're going to like kind of attach your life to another person.

Yeah, you got to have honesty.

It's probably the most important thing.

I mean, it honestly is, you know,

because you'll always just be behind the eight ball,

when like stuff has started off.

And I feel super bad for I really do because it's like it's not setting things up for success.

No, it's really not.

It's sorry, you have put yourself in this position.

And we hate to be the bears of bad news, but you asked us and we're telling you the truth.

You have to tell them whatever happens happens.

It's because you haven't told him.

You wouldn't have gotten this far.

If he really feels that strongly about it,

you never would have been in this relationship with him if you had been honest from the beginning.

See, like a lot of people don't even know when they got it.

Or how they like they don't know.

She's at it.

Yeah, but but it's like a lot of people don't even know like I couldn't even tell you the person

I got it from, you know.

If she knows all that, she has to she has to tell them everything about it.

Right.

She has to be like, I was, you know, 17 years old in high school.

This is the guy, you know, like you got to lay it all out.

When you're like, I don't know.

Then that's when like a guy's mind is going to be like, oh, that's interesting.

Yep, you got to tell him.

Next email that came into us, this guy's having a little different dilemma.

He says, love the show.

I need your opinion on this one.

I'm a guy in my early 30s.

When I was in my early 20s in college, I wasn't killing it in the bedroom.

But I had fairly regular sex.

Since then, I've gotten a great job about a house.

I've been on several of the dating sites and not had one successful date.

Welcome to the club.

It has now been nine years since I've been laid nine long years.

You're almost there.

Looks wise.

He said, now I'm not overly attractive.

I'm very tall.

I'm close to seven feet tall and I'm lanky.

I have that awkward tall guy look.

Think like a real skinny Michael Phelps.

Seven feet tall.

Almost seven feet.

He said, but I'm really social and I'm usually at the center of the party.

My buddy found out recently I hadn't been laid in nine years.

He's also singly booked us to a vacation at a party resort.

Yeah.

Guys, it was awesome.

Dancing and music and drinks.

Am I I made out with this smoking hot Scandinavian chick?

Amazing.

I finger banged a big chick on the beach.

I do my God.

My word.

My God.

I'm not ready for you.

You must pass out.

I just sit down on the chair.

Let's bring some guys.

So casual.

Yeah.

Oh my God.

Let me review some of these.

And I hooked up with this Peruvian girl.

And we had sex a ton.

Oh, okay.

Okay.

So you did it.

Dude, my dry spell is over and it was amazing.

Good for you.

But here's the thing.

I've been home for a couple of weeks now.

Still have not had any luck finding a lady here.

I'm still talking to this Peruvian woman.

And last night she messaged saying she and her friend would love to come visit me at home.

It's time to get some people in the good old US of A.

Come on.

Welcome.

Move on in.

I don't know anything about the friend and the Peruvian

skiing a little coy about it.

But she says they're going to pay for their own flights.

But they'd love to be able to stay at my place for the week and have me show them around.

I asked about sightseeing and she said, well,

we'll mostly be in the bedroom.

But if you want to plan a few things, you can.

My friend will be robbing you.

He says my penis really wants to do this.

But because I listen to you guys, my head is putting up some red flags.

What would you do here?

Honestly.

What would I do?

It's different than what I'm talking about.

Come on over.

That's what he's asking.

What you should do is what I would do.

Yeah.

What I would do is come on over.

Pay for their flights myself.

Like, date, okay.

What do you say?

You know, this is what's happening here.

You've already had sex with her.

Yeah.

She's bringing a friend in case you are in real life,

an absolute creep that she doesn't realize you are.

So if you're not that, then everything will probably be cool.

This is not about robbing you.

I don't think right now.

This is about trying to get you to marry

someone so they can move to the United States.

I would almost

my life on it.

So the friend is just like some to make it safer.

And then, I mean, she's like,

we're going to be in the bedroom the whole time.

That's what you say to me to get me to marry a Peruvian.

You want me to get married again to a Peruvian.

You tell me how much sex we're going to have.

And I'm like, come on over.

Right.

Move in.

Here's the paperwork.

Fill it out.

So I don't know.

I just think that's more likely what's going on here.

And yeah, the end of the head sex with her,

which is like a good side.

Yeah, a couple of times.

Yeah.

I mean, that's, you know,

he got nothing else going on.

Oh, he put a busy night, though, between the big girl.

Well, I don't think it was all one night.

I think it was over the course of their vacation.

I thought it was one of the benefits.

Yeah, yeah.

Hold on, Scandinavian chick.

I got a finger pleasure this big lady.

Oh, wow.

And then I got to get with the Peruvian.

Sorry about that.

So romantic.

Yeah.

Yep.

I'm assuming her friend is a lady too.

I would not be cool with that.

Oh, no, no.

She's like a guy's coming with me like, no, F off.

Right.

Like F off.

No.

I'm assuming it's just like, listen,

I have to go meet that guy.

I want to go meet that guy.

We talk, but it's pretty scary.

I think it'd be pretty scary to go to another country.

To me, I am saying I'm trying to get out of the,

yes, it's going to be great sex.

But dude, there's so many red flags here.

Like why a woman you met once, a smoking hot, okay,

you can't find any lady here.

But this smoking hot Peruvian woman is willing to pay her own airfare and travel

across the country to see you.

Listen, don't listen to that.

It's not adding up.

Don't listen to that.

No, it's not adding up.

Don't listen to that.

It's not adding up.

Trust no one's helping her.

No one's married and he's got to like,

like forget all that Dave talk.

You've got to prove you.

Listen to that Dave.

That Peruvian fly in and you have sex.

She's not your kid.

Neezer, you're a drug.

She learned.

She's just going to bring her babies and they're going to move in.

She wants your last name for six to eight months and that's probably it.

But again, you cannot do any legal marriage scam.

No, but you could legally get married and then she could legally not love you

any more in two years.

And then she's home free.

It happens all the time.

And I really do think that if it's some people's plan,

but he did this.

Someone said with a lady met in Thailand,

he ended up marrying her last summer.

It is a nightmare for him.

Yeah, don't do it.

Sure.

I mean, I get it.

But at the end of the day, he does not just because this girl comes over,

does not mean that she has to get married.

Now she might try to get pregnant.

She might never leave.

You know, she might stay.

Well, I'll just call the authorities.

Hey, I say, how you doing?

I guess why you're not going to believe it,

but a very attractive Peruvian is in my house.

Like, can we get this call all the day all the time?

The chances of her just wanting to fly around the world

with her hot friend to give you a threesome.

There's a million trillion to none.

I know.

It's not it's not without cost.

It's not without cost, but she has had sex with them.

I don't think it's a threesome that's going to happen, but I just think that I don't know.

I think she wants him for the citizenship.

Yeah.

And that's just, if he really, really, really wants to do this,

rent a hotel room and put them up there.

Yeah.

Don't let them anywhere near your house.

Don't let them know where you live.

I agree.

That's a great idea.

That is a great idea.

Stop, come somewhere and say, hey, listen, my place is under renovation.

Something, I'm staying with a friend,

so I've got you guys a hotel room.

And I might even say, I mean, it's tough, it's tough.

Is this girl going to want to travel without her friend?

I would be trying to convince the person like, listen,

I'll make it as comfortable as possible.

I'll get you a hotel.

You can stay there.

Don't bring your friend.

Let's just hang out.

I don't, you know, I mean, I get to even saying that makes it seem like

I'm going to kill you.

Yeah, I can't wait to kill you.

Someone said, I'm telling you guys, I've done counter narcotics.

All over South America.

Peru is a massive drug zone.

Stay away.

Yeah, it could be a drug plan.

Listen, don't listen to any of this drug talks.

That's not that.

Don't kill this guy.

Don't get this guy killed.

Give me a little five.

Have Peruvian sex.

I can't even imagine Peruvian sex.

It's got to be what?

I won't even let my mind go there.

Peruvian?

Let's look up.

This will be the final decision.

Peruvian women, images.

Well, you've found.

No, I just, I mean, you don't need to show me the one in the,

there you go.

That's exactly she's coming.

Yeah, I mean, come on.

Traditional Peruvian women lining up at your door.

He's put in like, uh, Peru, Peruvian.

Yeah, I mean, I guess the other thing is like,

you got to crunch the numbers on like,

you got to find all this person's info if you can.

He's got to get her to Peru.

That she.

Oh, no.

I love the door.

We're going to Peru.

I'm bringing it on.

I'm not doing it.

I'm going to fight him.

You're going to fight him, you guys.

Look at that.

I'm going to scum the adjo.

That's it.

He's done.

I'm not taking the chance.

Peru is a funny word.

That's hilarious.

He's got to get it to Peru.

I'm not taking the chance.

I'm working on the pressure here.

I'm not taking the chance.

Not the best, but no.

I'm working on him.

I found the next thing.

Okay.

One of the worst jokes I ever heard.

I laughed a little bit inside.

We've got Peru on our mind right now.

Thinking about going to Peru.

Peruvian Resorts.

Yeah, you're going to end up as a Netflix special.

So I say no, I say you don't do it.

No, you're fine.

I just think this is about marriage, I really do.

But if you don't want that, then hell no, dude.

There's so many, there's way more risks than rewards here.

So keep that and take it into consideration and don't listen to Dave.

I think that works with every woman.

I do too.

You're taking any risk for risks.

I know.

I mean, you could go, you could on an app here and get, you know, show up somewhere and

three guys are with the girl and, and then you're robbed and naked.

He's had sex with this person ahead of the game.

It's so much more than just meter online and never.

They've been talking this whole entire time, you know, like it's weird.

A lot of times if you meet someone at a resort, you don't still keep talking to them.

That was what it was at the resort and it's gone.

He's definitely thinking, I met my American man.

Is she?

I met my American drug meal.

Okay, whatever.

I'll do whatever you need.

I'll know.

What do you feel your backside with cocaine?

I'm sorry.

Are we having sex, proven lady?

Fill me up.

That's so easy.

Yeah, I'm not me easy, peasy.

In my passport.

Oh, over the world.

Fill me up, buttercoil, all right.

Okay.

Chuck's back door is open for you.

Get it?

Doesn't work out with this guy.

Come on.

Chuck the front.

Take a risk in life.

He'll fly you in.

Yeah.

You know, I just don't want to get anyone killed.

So, uh, no.

Just put anyone to any red flag.

Killed at any time.

That's true.

You could be driving home today and get killed.

Life is funny.

Chuck and Andy's penis is better to be killed inside a Peruvian lady.

So true.

I mean, if that's how I could go, well, you'll probably end up with someone inside

of you.

That's how I could go.

That's the second way.

I want to go.

Yeah.

As little as that.

Oh, you Peruvian man.

And one more I emailed to get to here.

This guy says, I met my girlfriend's family over the weekend, safe to say things could

have gone better.

I went to their house for a little cookout.

Took the grand tour their home, which is, I guess, like 200 years old.

They also said it was filled with no less than 15 ghosts, geez, and they did not appreciate

that I laughed at that.

Oh, guys, really, who counts ghosts and how do they know what their names are?

Well, anyway, about 45 minutes of them telling me stories and me laughing.

It was clear they didn't see the humor.

And my girlfriend decided, we better leave.

Yeah.

So now she's pissed at me because she thinks her parents are in danger because I upset

the ghost by mocking them.

And what if they now decide to come to our place and get revenge?

This is what she's been saying to me.

I can't believe I'm really asking you guys this, but am I totally out of line here?

Is there really some danger in not taking this stuff seriously?

It all feels so extremely stupid to me.

What do you guys think?

I feel like you can think whatever you want about whatever you want.

And if you don't believe that ghosts are real, then that's fine.

But you just have to understand the people that think all this stuff is real.

It's like really real to them.

Yeah, it's like really, really real to them.

You know, I'm part of like the UFO gang.

And I know people that if I threw a frisbee in the air and you went and took a picture of

it, and they saw it, they would believe it a thousand percent because it's just, it's

a mindset.

You have to have, like, you have to fight against that mindset, I think, in life and it's

hard.

It's the craziest, weirdest fight I've ever heard.

It is really crazy.

While they go to a jigsaw, they're parents, they're like, listen, Sasquatch that lives

out back.

I might feel the exact same way about you telling me about a religious book, you know

what I mean?

And you're so super into it, anything that you just keep your mouth shut, you know,

you shouldn't have laughed, I guess, and say anything when ghosts people start talking

about ghosts, I just, I've stayed silent.

Right.

If I met a great girl, but you know, we went to her place and her parents had like,

you know, anything, crucifixes everywhere and they were telling me about Jesus the

whole time.

And she wouldn't be like, you got to laugh an hour, like, no, like, I'd be like, okay,

okay, great.

And then we'd leave and I'd go, hey, you know me, right?

Like, I can't.

I don't drive.

Right.

Yeah.

You were a very impolite.

Yeah.

We're going to be blunt here.

You were very impolite.

The first laugh when you realize, ooh, they take this seriously.

That should have been it.

45 minutes have continually laughing at their stories.

Real bad.

That's your girlfriend's parents.

You know them respect whether you think their cooks are not right.

You save all that for later and you save all of that because everyone's parents are

cooks.

We have to listen to that for 45 minutes.

That's rough.

It is.

It's not.

I totally understand that, but you still can't make fun of them.

No, you can't make fun of them.

No, no.

That's what they really believe.

And now you're asking us if there really is some danger for not taking these ghosts

seriously.

So there's a belief.

Hard of it.

Yeah.

Well, it's weird because he's got like at least three people being like, damn, the

ghosts are after us now.

That's right.

This is reality.

He's probably like changing.

He's like, yeah.

Yeah.

Maybe they're right.

He's being influenced.

Yeah.

I think you're fine.

I really, I do.

With the ghost stuff.

Yeah.

I don't know what he's more concerned about.

The parents are the ghosts.

Yeah.

I think he's more concerned about the ghosts.

Right.

Right now he is.

It's seen, you know.

And he's breaking out things because he mocked the ghosts.

Her parents are in danger.

Right.

Because unfortunately, you know, like in my life with the UFO stuff, if I bring it up

to say Rowan, he looks at me like you are dumb, you're stupid, you're dumb and stupid.

And I'm like, I know I'm dumb and stupid, but it's just what I think.

And he's like, okay, well, just continue to be dumb and stupid.

I'm like, I will.

She is influenced by her parents and is, he's got a ghost woman.

Bigger picture here is you're likely not a fit.

No.

Not a fit.

That's what it seems like.

Ghost believe in family and you will not jive and you plan on spending the rest of your

life with someone.

This probably won't work.

Yeah.

15 ghosts is too much.

Like a candle blows out and they're like, that must be Frank.

I would react to that and be like, I'll be honest if I had a candle right here and

it blew out.

I wouldn't like it.

I know you wouldn't.

I wouldn't like it.

How did that blow out?

Imagine Chuck walking through this house and the parents are like this.

We got 15 ghosts.

He'd be like, oh my God.

Oh, yeah.

You see one now?

No.

My whole thought process was, well, I'll never go inside that house, but I'd love to

metal the deck outside.

It's 200 years old.

Nerd thoughts.

Nerd.

Nerd thoughts.

Yeah.

Are ghosts coming after you?

Likely not.

But are you a match with this woman?

Likely not.

No.

Yeah.

It would be weird if like one day a book flew by him in the living room and she's like,

look what you did.

Yeah.

But it happens.

I'm like, yeah, I screwed up.

Yeah.

You know, go apologize to those ghosts.

I really screwed up.

I'm like, Lisa, we need to sage.

You never want to reach us email at Dave and Chuck the Freak.com email at Dave and Chuck

the Freak.com.

This is Dave and Chuck the Freak is Friday, bitches.

We've told you before we'll tell you again, you got to watch out for online dating, especially

when you meet someone on Snapchat, especially, especially I believe because this guy showed

up for a date took everything the guy had, his clothes, his gun, his mom's car, got it

all.

What happened to this poor dude?

Here's the story from NBC 2 in Fort Myers.

Take a listen.

They're night ended here at the Baymont Hotel, Optaniel's Parkway, but it all started here

on Snapchat.

He goes to a home, picks her up, they decide to go downtown, raining, so they said,

all right, well, let's just go to the liquor store, pick up some booze, let's go to a local

hotel.

After just meeting online, the two landed here for a late night at the Baymont Hotel.

They're partying for a few hours, but what happened next was more than the man bargained

for.

He gets up about three o'clock in the morning, realizes all his stuff is gone, goes downstairs

to get into his car, realizes that his car is gone.

No trace of her or any of his belongings.

Everything but his boxers lost everything but his boxers.

According to the Lee County Sheriff's Office report, the car was the victim's mother's,

and this woman swiped it from the parking lot along with a gun.

But on the way out, hotel security cameras captured her sneaky slip out from the stairwell

exit.

Detectives are now using that video to help identify her.

You know, when you don't know somebody that well, probably not the best idea ever.

Our local today from Fort Meyers, Saramets and BC 2, they didn't release the video.

They didn't release the video.

So he did get laid.

I was going to say he definitely banged her, because she's probably a prostitute anyway.

Yeah, in that case, take whatever it is.

That's a good trick.

I used to call my mom's cards and I'm on my clothes, I don't care.

Yeah.

Pretty awesome.

Yeah.

Thank you.

Thank you for the sex.

I would have given you all of that.

Oh, that is funny.

Yeah.

But he got laid, but she took everything.

Yeah, I just, you know, because to me, you know, she had to do him because he fell asleep,

right?

Yeah.

He fell asleep with her.

I'm assuming.

And then she was like, yeah, like she left like three in the morning.

So it's not like, they just, he got so drunk, he just passed out.

Exactly.

Yeah, he did stuff.

That place has multiple floors.

What did you say there?

If he was sleeping naked and then he would have woke up naked, having to go down, right?

Yeah.

I feel like they would have said, naked man runs down, I guess.

Yeah.

The stuff you could cover yourself with, Jason.

Like it.

Go down.

I'm just so panicked.

I would run down naked.

I would, I would, yeah, I'd have to cut a hole in the thing and go like ghost style,

like.

Did the savings in his forties?

I don't know.

It was his mom's car.

That's all I know.

That says a lot.

Yeah.

About him.

Yeah.

Listener says this guy's in his forties.

If you're driving your mom's car in your forties, I know.

How did you even get a lady to bang you with the Baymont?

Yeah.

Well, maybe we might be giving her a lot of credit too.

Yeah.

That's the case.

Yeah.

Of course.

She's not.

Yeah.

I agree with you.

I was just assumed smoking not lady.

Yeah.

What's going on there?

She didn't take the stairs.

We have to say something.

She's got some cardio.

Yeah.

That's the murder motone used to be.

Oh, yeah.

That's one of them.

Yeah.

Too many people were murdering.

When you want to reach a certain amount of murders, you lose the name.

Yeah.

We can no longer.

This should be called murder motone.

It is.

Yeah.

Might as well.

Let's go with it.

No.

Anyone with a screaming eagle or something.

Oh.

I don't pay attention.

Always terrified.

I'm going to be caught in the crossfire.

Do you still have all the lights that go around?

Yeah.

Crazy color.

It's like a party on the outside of that place.

And there's a party happening out there every morning.

Of course.

Yeah.

A lot of drugs.

We're talking 4 a.m.

Oh, yeah.

Drugs.

That's a, that's not, that party isn't even done.

Yeah.

That's like one in the afternoon.

Check it out one time.

Just see what's happening.

Oh no.

You'll never see Dave again.

Bye.

They would love Dave to pull up.

Yeah.

I was left with just my boxes.

Oh my god.

He'd take his car in one second.

I'm like, oh, Christmas came early.

Oh yeah.

I wouldn't, probably wouldn't go well for Dave.

No.

I try my best.

Fight.

No.

But yeah, be still in that parking lot naked, waiting for someone to come pick me up on

their way into the station.

No.

If you ever end up in there, please don't fight.

Just give them all of you.

Just be nude.

Yeah.

You can call me for a lift.

I'll come get you.

Hi.

He's always the one.

He's the guy who comes and gets us.

Yeah.

Well, this is definitely something you don't want to happen when you get a tattoo.

Your tattoo artist being wasted.

A tourist to Vegas plans to file a lawsuit after a botched tattoo claiming the artist was

under the influence.

You think the tourist from British Columbia, Canada to how she go.

Oh yeah.

I wanted to get a beautiful, but just a game like Vegas.

Is very upset with what happened.

The story from K.L.A.S. TV, let's listen.

You think coming to Vegas, there's supposed to be some of the best tattoo artists in the

world.

I'm still just in shock.

Shock after this is what she loved with.

Oh my God, that's terrible.

I just sat there and cried for a few hours.

She asked us to protect her identity using only her first name, Melissa.

She says she was visiting from British Columbia, Canada when she took her son to get a birthday

tattoo at Illuminati tattoo just off the Las Vegas strip.

She said they did their research and checked reviews.

They were all amazing results.

While her son's tattoo was a success, her experience took a turn.

It was about halfway through when I looked at my son and his face.

He just had a bit of a confused look on his face, a bit of word, look on his face and

an apple, I tore him, saw him take his phone out and start videoing.

She says she froze and noticed the artist appear to be struggling.

He was sweating profusely, his eyes were dilated, he was slurring his words.

I can only imagine that he was on drugs, but I don't know for sure.

She also claims at times he used no aid.

I barely painted it.

That would be worrisome to hear him say that.

I don't know for sure.

You can tell he's going to love it.

He also claims at times he used no ink, a dry needle and removed his gloves.

This is the end result.

Here she says he tries offering an explanation.

She says she later reached out to the shop.

She provided the eight news now investigators with these text messages from the tattoo

artist.

I'm sorry it went this far.

He seemingly begs her to drop her complaint and refers to the owner.

Please call him and tell him you won't ruin him.

She says she went back the next day and eventually the owner wrote this.

What did it say?

It's sad like that he had been threatened and they're going to kill his entire family

over this.

Oh my God.

So he must work at a scary place.

Maybe he could have made that up, a scary location.

Maybe he's just trying to convince you to drop.

Oh, I'm sure I'm sure he just never complained and refers to the owner.

Please call him and tell him you won't ruin him.

She says she went back the next day and eventually the owner wrote this stating he'd pay

for her tattoo removal.

Oh my God.

He also made a shot.

He's got to be some paper.

I don't want to pay for laser removal for Melissa tattoo on right leg side Dave.

I'm sure that will happen.

Fucking revelation.

He responded that this was his longtime friend that he had been a drug addict in the past

who had been claimed for eight months so he decided to give him a chance.

She filed a complaint with the Southern Nevada Health District.

An inspector noted the artist had an expired body art card so he shouldn't have been tattooing

in the first place.

Melissa also didn't sign a consent form or fill out a release.

The business was advised to make sure customers fill out consent forms.

The owner stated the artist is no longer employed by the shop and there's a zero tolerance

for substance use while on duty.

An inspection was also done which found several violations including missing expiration dates

on sterilized equipment.

This also wasn't the first time a tattoo artist here didn't have a valid body art card.

That's noted in previous inspection.

It's a bit much better than the investigators also.

Luminati tattoos business license was in fact according to the secretary of state's

office.

This is due to not renewing their state business license for last year and this year

since filing wasn't complete the license was revoked.

We called the owner a couple of times to get his side of the story when he didn't call

us back.

We showed up.

Can you say anything?

Melissa says she's planning to sue.

I think I'm ashamed of myself and embarrassed against Vanessa Murphy eight news now.

Why didn't she stop?

I think that you just think it's going to all come together.

It just doesn't look right at the time and it settles or something.

I don't know, is he just doing some shading that then he'll re-hit with something else

and then it'll find they're like, oh yeah, no, that looks good now.

It's a mask.

It looks like he just at times his hand just slipped down from a line that he was drawing

like and it just slipped down and just tattooed.

What would you say that is like six inches?

It's huge.

Oh no, I mean, that's bigger.

That's bigger.

That's like that's a foot.

Yeah.

That's 12 inches from the bottom of her ass.

It goes all the way to the top looking here, but you have to be know who your artist is.

I have a relationship.

Have something.

Right.

You can't strip.

I understand like you look up some tattoo shops and you like, oh, look, this one's got

five stars, but you've got to make sure that the artist is good.

Yeah.

See the work.

Yeah.

I would never.

She's going to get some money, I think.

I would think so if that guy has any money to give.

I guess I've just never understood in like the tattoo world, the people that just go

in and they flip something in a book and decide like, if that's what you're doing, you

should stop.

I'm just going to a random artist and just leave and then rethink it and then realize

like, okay, hold on.

I don't want like think of something that means something to you.

Not just like a random.

I almost got the fighting Irish guy on my shoulder.

That would have been a big yes.

Most people make the mistake when they're really young.

I mean, that's a young person thing like not like my mom and that for tattoo removal would

be so expensive and painful.

It's a foot.

Yeah.

A pre-written statement saying he'll pay for.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah, that's right.

That's going to help record case.

Yeah.

Well, yes, I will say though, like there are some amazing artists that can see something

like this and then turn it into fix it.

That seems rough.

I mean, it's terrible.

It's terrible.

It's so intricate.

This thing you did.

Well, they're just going to black it all out.

Like they would just black most of it out and use a lot of white in there to like make

some other image or whatever.

Luckily, it's mostly black so it would remove easy.

Yeah.

It just cost a lot.

Someone texted saying my girlfriend got a tattoo, but before she did, the artist

apparently was smoking a bunch of weed.

She spelled the tattoo wrong and messed up numbers and so I've heard of that before.

Oh, you should have to approve everything.

Like stents lit on me.

Let me see.

You know what I think it is.

I think a lot of times you look and it just your brain is like, oh, yeah.

That's good because I have that one shirt that none of the words on it are spelled right

and there's all sorts of numbers used instead of letters.

But when you look at it, you still know what it says.

Like your brain still knows.

And I think sometimes people screw up and then you look at it real quick and you're like,

oh, awesome.

Awesome.

Because your brain just says, oh, yeah, it's the word that I wanted.

How long would it take for laser tattoo removal of that gigantic thing?

A long time.

Like a year.

Like yeah, months and months and a lot of how many sessions to go like, I don't know,

you have to wait in between sessions.

So that's what makes it take longer.

Yeah.

And then like, like Lisa's right, it is probably best case scenario for the color wise,

really, really white leg, and black ink.

So, but it's a foot, one foot by six inches, you know, like that, that's a big

issue.

That's a lot.

That's a lot of skin.

I can't imagine getting laser there would feel great either.

Yeah.

No.

Yeah.

No.

That's all my sensitive meats, some of that speaking of tattoo regret.

I was young and drunk and got the Tasmanian devil on how many tases are out there, guys.

How many tases are out there?

That's one of the worst.

I think you get.

Sorry.

Anything loony tunes based.

Oh, man.

That's real bad.

I think it's, there's a time when that, that just happens and it's not great, right?

Like a loony tunes time.

You should turn around and leave.

Yeah.

In fact, I almost feel like it should be a tattoo artist.

Now the problem is they want to make that quick 80 bucks, but they should be like, you

want to get Taz?

Get out.

Yeah.

If they had any money, if they had any real ethics, yes, I know they're going to take

the 80s.

They're going to take the 80s.

I mean, I'm in case people have them.

I don't want to offend anyone.

No, I know.

Everybody's got a lot of bad things.

I'm sure, you know, people make bad choices when they come.

Yeah.

No regards.

No regards happen so many times.

Absolutely.

It's just shocking.

Jamie is with us to lead.

Hi, Jamie.

Good morning, Pina.

Pina Tattoo that you regret?

I don't regret it, but it's hilarious story.

Many, many years ago, almost, anyway, he was smoking weed with me, and he only stenciled

it once and put it on my skin.

It was a music note inside of a heart, and the heart's not really great looking, but

it's backwards.

Music notes go one way.

Yeah.

They do.

I didn't find out until over a year later, this guy told me, this is Randall told me.

Yeah.

Oh, man.

That ran out.

That's amazing.

I bet he was like, oh, great.

Yeah.

It was nice.

He was like, that's interesting.

When did you get that done?

And then it was like, well, thanks for telling me that.

Yeah.

No regards.

Someone said, 21, getting a tattoo in memory of my grandma, the artist forgot to add

the S in always loved.

Always loved?

Always loved.

As soon as my mom saw it, she was like, oh, sweetie.

Oh, God.

I mean, I just don't.

I just don't know.

Can you slip a little less in there, maybe?

I don't think so.

Not really.

Yeah, it would look stupid.

Yeah.

Not really.

When I was in the Marines, my roommate went and got the Marine emblem, the Eagle Globe

and the anchor on his shoulder.

And we looked in the mirror all was well.

Oh, yeah.

Reverse image, huh?

Oh, no.

You're like, man, it looks awesome.

It looks awesome in the mirror.

You're in big trouble.

Right.

You're in big trouble.

AJ is with us in Boston.

I, AJ.

Morning, balls.

Balls.

So if you had a tattoo, go wrong.

Yeah.

So a few years ago, I got this tattoo.

I was in the middle of the tattoo, getting it done.

And we're just chatting with the artist.

And he tells me that he's been stuck in an acid trip for like four years.

Oh, wow.

That's too long.

Oh.

I'll be through the tattoo.

I ended up getting it covered up like last year.

But yeah, it was botched pretty bad.

It's like sucking in an acid from here.

Oh.

Yeah.

It was like four years, man.

Before.

Yeah.

That is too bad.

No, no, no.

You must have taken a lot of acid.

I'm going to say, I bet a year's re-upping.

So I'm still stuck in it.

Yep.

I keep taking more, though.

Friend went in for a tattoo, supposed to read mischief and mayhem.

Oh, that's not a word.

Oh, yeah.

That's a hard word to spell.

The sad thing is the artist was sober just so dumb.

Yeah.

It now is on her.

And it says, mischief, M-I-S-C-H-I-F.

Yep.

And mayhem.

Mayhem.

Oh, wow.

So you did.

That means it's just a man-a-situation that's just crazy.

Oh, man.

It's mischief and mayhem.

It was, man.

It was me.

Mayhem in there.

Someone said, I thought this would be hilarious when I was younger.

As I ve aged not so much, I got Jesus on my shaft.

Okay.

So I could put the spirit of Jesus.

Oh, yeah.

Yes, I'd ladies.

No, none of that.

No lady finds that.

That's maybe funny for a heartbeat.

Yeah.

Do you?

Then you're going to be in your 70s.

Put a dollar bill on the shaft.

So I can say you're blue money.

All right.

Like all those dumb things, like don't.

It seems so funny when you're like 18, 19.

Oh, God.

And I do think I think there are some places

that are just like take his, take his 80.

Yep.

Oh, for sure.

If you're only paying 80, you should leave.

Right.

Yeah.

I think you get small tattoos for that much.

You should leave.

Yeah.

Well, it depends.

You should leave right now.

It's Friday, Mrs.

All right.

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Starbucks customer attacked workers in Miami

when I guess she had some sort of problem with her order.

Let's get that story now from WPLGTV.

And this woman was very upset.

She ended up throwing her hot drink on the Starbucks employee.

Then cups started flying.

You'll see it all in this crazy video

before Miami police stepped in.

Trouble was brewing inside this Miami starbucks

cell phone video shows coffee cups flying.

Then the irate customer runs behind the counter threatening to fight.

Another employee deescalates situation by restraining a woman.

It all started with a disagreement

after the woman ordered in the drive-through

happened inside the Starbucks off Biscayne Boulevard

near 64th Street.

What you don't see on camera is right before this.

The customer threw her hot drink on the Starbucks employee.

I at least were inside moments later.

The woman eventually left and the store locked their doors to clean up the mess.

I did reach out to Starbucks corporate.

They got back to me in the last 20 minutes

and they say in part that they're aware of this incident

and that they feel strongly that every partner deserves a safe

environment and they also expect their customers and partners

to treat each other with dignity and respect.

For now, we're live in Miami, Bridget Matter, local 10 news.

There's no charges?

Yeah, how do they charge that?

I don't know.

If I threw a hot coffee on you, that's assault.

Right.

I would assume.

So it must have been like a warm drink.

No matter what it is, you've thrown coffee on me.

Yeah.

I mean, I just don't know how you escape without charges.

Also, they're going to fire that girl, right?

Yeah, they are.

Yeah.

She can't whip cups at someone.

Do you think they're going to fire the manager?

He was just trying to hold it out.

I know, but they might.

I don't think he's just able to do anything in the corporate world.

You know?

Yeah.

I think once it's on like video like that,

they'll just fire everybody in there, probably.

Everyone is just kind of unhinged.

That's why it takes one little thing just to push someone over to the edge these days.

Because what you should be upset with is the price.

Right.

You just paid $85 for that.

What are you?

I'm fine with that.

You're fine with that?

Like, come on.

Let's rage.

I'm in there all the time just trying to get people to fight.

No one cares.

No, I'm not fine with that, but that's what I mean.

No, that's what I mean.

I'm like, come on.

No.

Should we rise up?

Everyone's just like, shut up.

We're just trying to get this.

I've become my only really have coffee at home.

Kind of guy.

Yeah.

Occasionally, if I'm traveling or something, then sure.

But outside of that, I don't go spend seven bucks in a drive-through for a coffee anymore.

Kind of outrageous.

Yeah, there's our ages.

It's crazy.

Okay, so the next story.

Man, you just can't stop dumb sometimes.

No.

You can't.

This lady in North Carolina said this diner.

She goes to this diner all the time, I guess.

She paid with her credit card, but forgot her card there.

Okay.

So woman at the restaurant said okay, not I'll do.

I'll put it up on social media.

And the Wizard Community Group.

Let's just say, everybody here's for card.

You know, on someone dumb to find your car.

No.

And was like, oh, thanks for the car.

Did they even give the back?

Some dead bites.

possibility.

the code. The security code.

Oh, dumb. Here's this poor lady story from WRAL TV.

Rhonda Devers is a regular at Smith's Cafe in Kingston. Last week, she accidentally

left her credit card behind after paying. I turned around and came right back, attempting

to find her. An employee of the cafe took photos of the card, front and back, then

posted them to a Kingston Facebook group. I couldn't believe that they did that, but

I was thinking that I might be responsible for all those charges.

Well, we blocked out the credit card numbers. Rhonda says Smith's cafe forgot in their

initial post. You definitely should not post a credit card online. Meredith Radford,

a better business bureau, says even blocking the numbers is still a threat.

I would be worried about people being able to reverse that somehow.

Rhonda says her family immediately called her, but it was too late.

Yeah, it had been used a whole lot, a whole lot of declines, but a whole lot that went

through it.

Over $2,000 of charges hit her account. I'm going to be seeing him and there's not

light. There's extra money every month to cover those bills that somebody else charged

on my card. Her bank did close the account, but she says she's still in the process of

disputing charges. Even if it's to find the person, it's easy enough to cancel your

credit card and get a new one with your company that that's just, it's not worth it.

We reached out to the owner. He says he has no comment.

No, what's he going to do? Some more on that works. It really messed up.

Yeah, so stupid. Like the amen.

Well, that's the amen. Well, but you're so dumb, you know, they've got to at least give

her a bunch of free meals or something. They got to make a regular customer there. Yeah.

Yeah, they got to make it right by her. That sucks so bad. Like just put my card aside.

You know, I'm going to be back. Of course, yeah, but my name's on there and it's a small

community. Just look me up. I don't know. She was back in minutes. It took them like,

quickly get it up there in a couple of minutes to decide to ruin my life. Yeah.

Did you get our socials on there? Home address. Yeah. I think you can find. Yeah.

We got to find this one. That is so bad. That's so bad. That is someone who does not know

anything about life. No, no. Yeah. So over $2,000 in charges within minutes. That's all

it takes. Hey, nice community group, too, by the way. Yeah. On social media. Well,

it was it seemingly was just the community group for like a diner. So, you know, you

never know who's a part of it. Right. For sure. It's Friday bitches. This is Dave and Chuck

the Freak. Dave and Chuck the Freak text us for 69 69. A young pizza delivery driver just

out doing his thing and then shot me for the five bucks shot at seven times because he

pulled into the wrong driveway. Oh, no, wrong place. Turn around. Turn around. We can't

have cream cheese. We can't. I can't drive into someone's driveway. The future is terrible.

No, no, no, no, no. It's the story of what happened now from news channel five. Take

a listen. Ashley said he police booked a man for shooting at a pizza delivery driver.

They charged him with aggravated assault, but the pizza delivery driver tells me he was

almost killed. Yeah, nothing close to what happened on a delivery. I'll say that. You

can hear it in his voice. 18 year old Caden Wheeler is still processing what happened

to him. So I was literally about to get killed right there. So it's tempting murder.

The Domino's worker on his first and only delivery of the night was shot at on North

Pole Street in Ashland City on the quiet residential street. Most of the houses are only

a few feet from each other. Wheeler was shot at after parking in the wrong driveway.

I understand keeping your firearm and trying to protect and protect your family, but

that was a little I don't think you should automatically just shoot at somebody because they

pulled in. No, you can't. No, you're not. You're not accidentally parked at one 14

feet with Pole Street instead of one 18. They are directly next door to each other.

They're directly next to each other. Who's at the house? Yeah, one 14 B. Yep, yep.

They have a nice like look at their front porch. So I'm saying though this guy is like he

would be like not of somebody who was the true guy just waiting. He's just one of those guys.

It was just waiting almost knocked at the back of the rethal trying to kill the man.

That's right. Yes, you do. Be North Pole Street instead of one 18. They are directly next door to

each other. After he dropped the pizza at the correct house and got back in his truck,

police say suspect Ryan Bappconn use a handgun to shoot the driver's side below the gas tank,

the wheel on the driver's side and right above the driver's side window. He told police he

thought someone was breaking into his car. So he went outside and started shooting.

Oh no. Wheeler's car wasn't marked but he wasn't a dominoes uniform and had a pizza delivery bag.

I do believe there is if you do have reasonable cause. Sometimes you gotta do it. You gotta do it.

But in certain cases like that, I don't think that was a reasonable cause and therefore I don't

agree with it. Wheeler and his family think the charge should be attempted homicide rather than

aggravated assault. Handemic Donald, news channel five. You just go with that.

I have PTSD or what? What's up with that guy? Something's up with him. You know what?

There's something going on there. If we dug in more, we'd find out just a mustache alone.

You know, he's ready. He's ready. He's ready. He's been watching videos on Facebook every day.

He's been watching them all. He's real fired up. Are people just ready to take a life?

What's wrong with colleges these days?

Yep. He's ready. He's ready. Can't imagine parking in the wrong spot and you take seven shots.

You can't just like no, you can't. You can't do it.

I think everyone should say penis so we can take away the negative power of the word.

So everybody?

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