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this is the Rob Farsing Show.

And by the grace of God, the swamily Friday,

welcome to the show, hour number two.

And we've got a lot of stuff to get to.

Mary Walters going to join us at the bottom of the hour to talk about,

like I begged a bunch of good stories for her.

We always like to talk a little bit about not only just politics,

but all sorts of other things that are happening around the nation.

Some weirdness, by the way.

I'm going to see Taylor two cities this weekend.

I'm excited about it.

There's a little theater in an ableist called the classic theater of Maryland.

I saw Christmas Carol there and I saw a music review there.

And don't tell anybody,

but some of the people in the theater are conservative.

Shh, shh, shh, shh.

Some of the actors are stuff are conservative.

It's weird. It's crazy.

But that said, it's not for private theater.

I'm going to go see Taylor two cities on Sunday.

Actually, the matinee is what I'm going to go.

And I think it's interesting.

And the reason one of the reasons why I wanted to go to see this

is you may recall, if you've listened to this show for a few years,

that I talked about how what is happening in our country.

We have a bourgeois, we have a proletariat.

The bourgeois are the ones who are in power.

And they moved to Washington DC to tell us,

been their entire lives telling us how to live ours.

And they've enriched themselves while looting our treasury.

And we are fed the crumbs.

We're the proletariat.

And then, of course, we had a Bastille,

which was filled with January the 6th, prisoners.

It's an apt comparison.

It is an apt comparison.

Because the people in power have done their level best

to eliminate the middle class.

So we have a bourgeois and a proletariat,

a dependent proletariat, a dependent underclass.

You can look at all the illegals.

They ushered into the country.

A dependent underclass while the bourgeois lives.

And you may recall this.

Because I did a song parody.

Let me see if I've still got it here.

About a song from the label is Rob, all right?

And so I did a song about Donald Trump.

Do you hear the people singing?

I'll play that one second.

But when Donald Trump announced his candidacy at Mar-a-Lago,

and he was waiting in the, there was a tunnel near where

he entered the ballroom at Mar-a-Lago

to announce his candidacy.

And what was he playing?

It was, do you hear the people sing?

And this is what we did about the inauguration.

I'll play it real quick here.

In case you're just hearing it for the very first time.

Do you hear the people sing?

Sing of Trump's great victory.

He's back in the White House, where he'll fight for you

and me.

He'll reform the FBI.

He'll clean out the DOJ.

Working on it.

You better not get in the Donald's way.

And he just kicked the runs.

But America is back.

Donald Trump will make a great victory.

If there's a great, he will drain the swan.

He will root out the deep state, gospel derogh.

America is time to celebrate.

He's the owner.

Do you hear the people cheer?

Cheer for Donald Trump's return.

I'll try a complacent history.

Is something he will learn.

Be a inauguration cheer.

America is back.

Trump will get a sum of proper pride.

There you go.

Donald Trump do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute

the Office of President of the United States.

Yes, and we have the Sunky Ron's Navy

and eliminated 80% of their missile batteries.

And now it looks like we've taken out all of their higher ups.

The Obama that's not out of their headquarters

would look like all the leadership in potential leadership

of Iran with regard to the mullahs who is gone.

So it has been an amazing first year

and the Democrats have done nothing, but be contrarium.

They have burned Tesla dealerships when Elon Musk suggested

we cut waste fraud and abuse.

They have had no King's protest.

They said that the signal gate was going to end Pete Hegg's F.

They bitched in line that we took out Maduro.

They said that the captains of these drug boats were fishermen.

We closed the border in days.

They said it wouldn't be possible without spending a lot of money

and without all sorts of bull crap and look what has happened.

Look what has happened in this first year and a few months.

It is remarkable.

But anyway, back to the original thought,

I'm going to see a tale of two cities

at the classic theater of Maryland.

Classic theater of Maryland.

Classic theater of Maryland.org, it is a,

it is a not private theater.

And again, there are a bunch of the conservatives

who act in stuff there.

So there you go.

I thought you would like that.

And there are definitely similarities between the stories.

But this is kind of fun.

The Democrat party didn't learn anything after getting just,

their rarions kicked up between their shoulders

with Kamala Harris.

And you may recall when they announced Kamala Harris,

the next day I laughed on the air.

People thought I was crazy.

I was laughing.

I was like, oh my God, they just sealed their fate.

There's no way that Kamala Harris is going to win this.

My God, are you kidding?

And they spent $2 billion trying to serve you a crap sandwich

without the bread.

And you said, you know, I'm not going to eat this crap.

And so she was beaten.

She lost both houses.

She lost the electoral college.

And she lost the popular vote, which of course was amazing.

But they learned nothing.

So they put together this, this, for instance,

they've gone way left on everything.

Either, you know, they managed to win in Virginia.

They managed to win in New Jersey.

They managed to win in New York City.

They managed to win in Seattle.

And in every one of those instances, people are leaving.

Whenever Democrats win, whenever leftism wins,

communism, socialism wins, people leave.

And a lot of the times they steal elections.

We all know this.

That said, it looks like in Texas,

Jasmine Crockett would have been a more sane choice

for Democrats to run as a senator.

Because this James Telerico is, I mean, bananas, right?

They think because he's a pastor,

they think because he's a white guy,

this is going to work in Texas.

Rob Finnerty, the awesome Rob Finnerty, by the way,

on Newsmax did this little commentary last night

about the choice they made with James Telerico.

But what did surprise me is the new problem

that Democrats have in Texas.

It is a big one.

They're trying to trick Texans into thinking

that their candidate is just like them

in one of the most conservative states in the country.

They chose perhaps the most vanilla,

total ninkum poop of a candidate that I've ever seen.

I mean, other than Tim Votch.

And Democrats think people are going to vote for this guy

because he's white and he parts his hair over to the side

and kind of looks normal in a strange way

and then he opens his mouth.

Oh.

Our southern border should be like our front porch.

There should be a giant welcome mat out front.

God is both masculine and feminine and everything

in between.

God is non-binary.

Before we go further, I want to acknowledge

that our trans community needs abortion care too.

Modern science obviously recognizes

that there are many more than two biological sexes

and that there are six.

Paid four by, yeah, there's their campaign ad right there.

There is your campaign ad right there.

The trans community needs abortion care too.

Trans people, meaning men, who think they can have babies

which they can't.

No man has ever had a baby, meaning they can't have abortions.

And apparently he hates that he is white.

He's talked a lot about that,

tweeting that white skin gives me

an every white American immunity from the virus,

but we spread it wherever we go.

Really, if you ever tried having your rear end

in a tractor seat all day or on a fishing boat

or gone into a coal mine or lived in a trailer park

in your life, there's a whole lot of people,

a lot of white people do that too.

Through our words and our systems,

and we don't have to be showing symptoms

like a white hood or a Confederate flag

that can be contagious.

He's a white guy and he's saying that about being white.

Think about that and then he said this.

What?

But I say all this in terms of in context of abortion

because before God comes over Mary

and we have the incarnation, God asks for Mary's consent

which is remarkable.

I mean, go back and read this in Luke.

I mean, the angel comes down and asks Mary

if this is something she wants to do.

And she says, if it is God's will, let it be done.

Let it be.

Meaning the Democrat nominee for Senate in Texas

just used the annunciation of the Virgin Mary

to justify abortion.

Yeah, you did, you did.

Are you angry yet?

Oh, yeah.

And he claims to not only be a Christian,

but he's a pastor in train.

I know, I know.

And Texas Democrats were told to vote for that

and they're gonna be told to vote for that in November.

Instead of Jasmine Crockett, who was the black candidate?

She was even endorsed by the first black Southeast

Asian, whatever she calls herself,

instead of just being an American vice president,

we've ever had.

No, no, no.

Yeah.

It is remarkable they haven't learned anything

and I think that it's going to be a massive defeat.

No matter who the God is non-binary,

rebuttry and identity needs abortion care too.

There are many more than two biological sexes

in fact, there are six.

He is nutty.

He is nutty as can be James Tyler Rico.

Jim Gassett.

He's a Pozo.

And the lefty.

Heit is love it.

A threat to democracy, a major cycle.

Doubling down on stupid.

Tyler Rico.

Yeah.

He beat Jasmine Crockett, but he's just as radical,

much like Mandani.

He is a Tommy.

Yeah, big time.

Must nominate Kampaxon and tell John Corne

that it's time to go.

Yeah, we'll see.

The state of Texas.

The state of Texas should reject James Tyler Rico.

He is low-go.

He is low-go.

He says there's six sexes.

God's non-binary.

That is no jokou.

Tyler Rico.

Want some portions?

Yeah.

For transgender men, he is a sicko.

Tyler Rico.

Unbelievable.

What a wacko.

They are not anywhere near where we are.

They are outside of the mainstream.

They are outside of sanity.

And I love that they haven't learned anything.

On the other side of the break,

you can talk a little bit about Ken Paxton.

Basically saying to John Corne,

I'll drop out of the race if you pass the save act.

On the other side of the guy named Matt Boyle,

he's a journalist who's talking to about

to Steve Bannon about this.

And Corne and Thune do not want to pass the save act.

And Thune is willing to throw Corne

under the bus to prevent it from happening.

That's coming up.

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In his Rob Carson show, Mary Walter joining us

about the hour Ken Paxton,

who is the AG of the state of Texas,

in a runoff with that John Corne and for Senate,

John Corne and, you know, been in Senate a long time.

John Thune is in charge of.

in charge of the Senate effectively with regard to the SAVE Act, and Ken Baxter said,

hey, here's the deal. I'll drop out if you pass the SAVE Act. I will drop out of the race.

I saw Matt Boyle talking with Steve Bannon this morning. Matt said,

generally, she's excellent, by the way. Had a test to beat him actually at CPAC last year.

And it looks like our, we have got so many bad actors in the Republican Party. We have so many

people in Congress still who are just waiting to get through Donald Trump's term,

who are just waiting to get back to the same old crap, the same old crap. For instance,

there was a bill that suggested that we expose members of Congress who have made payments or

had payments made for them with regard to sexual harassment claims. They cover it up.

And apparently, they're also seablocking any investigation into Ilhan Omar's

status, immigration status. There are people from both parties preventing us knowing what happened

and covering up the fact that she may not be in the country legally and should be removed.

There are a lot of bad actors still in Congress. John Thune appears to be one of them. And here is

Matt Boyle talking about that. John Corden and all these other old guard guys in the US Senate

do not want to change the Senate rules to nuke the filibuster to endorse Corden saying,

okay, it's going to save Republicans a hundred million dollars and wrap this thing up pretty quickly.

Well, Paxton comes back with, uh, uh, turn the tables moment. He says, uh, you know,

and the president's obviously out there saying that whoever he endorses, he's asking the other one

to drop out. Yes. Uh, and then Paxton originally came out and said they wouldn't drop out of the

race. Now he's saying he would drop out only if, uh, if the president endorsed Corden, but only if

the Senate got the Save America Act to the president's desk to be signed into law as it is right now.

There you go. Now, of course, the Senate could do this right now if they wanted to. 83% of us want

the damn thing passed. But John Thune and John Corden and all these other old guard guys in the US

do not want to change the Senate rules to nuke the filibuster. So now when Paxton came out and said

this, then we saw a Senate GOP leadership aid, uh, come out and say, uh, on background to a reporter

that they wouldn't be surprised if the Thune just throws Corden under the bus and doesn't proceed

forward with backing him and allows Paxton to get the nomination in order to not pass the Save

America Act and do those things we're talking about in the Senate to make sure that it gets to

the president's desk. That's how much reticence there is among establishment Republican senators

to doing things with regard to the filibuster. Yeah. And this is why they all need to be voted

the hell out. They are not doing the will of the American people. We are asking them for this

because you and I all had our votes stolen in 2020 and there are a very good, there's a very good

chance we've had our vote stolen many, many, many, many times. Right. Like I mean, that just tells you

everything you need to know about. I think the Senate Republican establishment, uh, that they

literally throw the guy they've already spent $70 million on. They intend to spend another 100

million in the runoff on and another 100 million beyond that in the general election under the bus

who's been a center for 20 something years in order to do that. Now, I think the move by Paxton

was genius because it frames the whole thing up as a referenda on the North Sea of America.

He makes it a referendum on John Kornin not doing anything for 24 years. Now you're going to see

John Kornin and Noah's glory, right? I mean, he's boxed in. Kornin thinks he's so smart.

He boxed in Kornin to Kornin's core move, which is to basically do nothing and kind of talk

of being a supporter of President Trump or talk being mega. But when he got to take action,

he's not going to take anything. The president has already said the Save America Act is everything.

Yeah. And we have got to win both House of Congress in the midterms because they will just lay

down and take it, including the possibility of in what they want to do immediately if they do

take both House of Congress is in P chart president. And I'm going to tell you what, they're going to be

in for a bleep storm supreme from people like me. And I will leave the charge, lead the charge

right here in Washington DC more from a math boy. They have all the tools they need to right now

in the United States Senate. Let's send this to the president today. But John Thune doesn't want to

and John Kornin doesn't want to, right? What they want to do is they want to do a show vote

where they all vote on it on a 60 vote threshold knowing that it will fail because the Democrats

will hold on. Wow. Fill a buster it, right? So what what Paxton did that was a genius move

as he says, I will literally lay down on this sword if that's if that's what it takes to get this

super important thing to the president's desk for his signature into law. It's not a show vote.

It's a serious effort. I mean, they're kind of cornered here. I don't know what the president's

going to do one way or the other. But I think that it's abundantly clear at this point that if you

want the Save America Act to pass, Paxton's the choice. Not warning. Wow. And I will tell you also

you know, there's been a lot of say about about Paxton, his divorce, all of this stuff.

What could come out? And I wonder how much of that use the establishment

trying to take him down, trying to take him down because he's done some amazing stuff as the AG

and he is the AG and he is amazing what a Trump endorsement will do. A Trump endorsement virtually

means you're going to be the candidate. And there's a real good chance you're going to win,

especially in Texas when you're running against James Taloriko for God's sake. So I have a funny

feeling that if Paxton was the candidate, Taloriko ain't going to win, all right? And I've got to

tell you also that these Republicans better get off their rear ends for God's sake because we're

asking for this. We have had enough enough enough of our candidates being chosen for us and we

are had enough and enough and enough of our votes being stolen. And this should include you

Democrats by the way because you haven't chosen your candidate in a very long time. Hillary was not

your candidate. Kamala was not your candidate and Joe Biden was not your candidate. They were chosen

for you by the establishment. That's it. So we are both on the receiving side of this and that's why

the 80% of us who thought the country was going in the wrong direction need to come together to save

her. And then we present our issues and we have a real vote. No cheating, no mail-in, no nonsense.

There you go. Let's take a break and come back. Mary Walter joins us next on the Rob Carson

show. Don't go anywhere.

When I find myself in times of trouble, my mother Mary comes to me, speaking words of wisdom,

let it be. Now the reason why I'm using this song today is because Mary was trending on Twitter

today. My immediate thought was what the hell is Mary Walter down? But it turns out this song

yesterday was released 56 years ago. I was raised Catholic and I always thought he was talking

about the Virgin Mary but it was his mom I guess because you know the man who's going through

some difficult times and his mom had come in and say everything's going to be cool. Mary Walter,

how are you on this Friday? I'm doing great, but that's a tough act to follow. I know.

John McCartney was a John McCartney, a Ploma Cartney who wrote that so he's mom and Jesus' mother.

This is tough. I know it's kind of great. I always think like I'm Catholic. So I immediately thought

mother Mary comes to me speaking words of wisdom because you know we consider her to be a sacred

person in all of this but it was apparently his mom and I don't know maybe it's about bringing

cookies or but anyway I'm going to stick with the other one. We'll hold on. We'll look

a second. Someone we were in Israel. Someone's as well my name was and I told them and they could

oh and who are you named for and it's like okay I like I just stopped for a second. I'm like

Jesus' mother. I like how do you have that question? Like is it pretty much obvious who you're

asking a guy by named his suce and who you named after bruh? Anyway we got a lot of stuff to

get to. I want to ask you what do you think of Christy Nome? This has been kind of a wild 24 hours.

Were you a fan of hers or otherwise? I don't know. I just have to say I brisled a little

little questioning about Corey Lewandowski yesterday. I'm like would you ask a dude about that?

You know because you got Tony Gonzalez wandering around up until after all of that he said he's

not going to seek reelection and then after that the same people who were questioning her voted

against making the records releasing the records over who had their sexual allegations paid off

courtesy of the US taxpayer. And honestly we have some scumbaggery and we thought you know this

swamp is still swampy. The swamp is still swampy. It is just I like living in northern Virginia

actually. I'm enjoying it but I make it instead of moving. If there's a Republican governor elected

in the state of Maryland and Maryland pulls its head out of its rear and not holding my breath though

not holding my breath. And then also I just want to mention that Donald Trump has said he will not

negotiate with Iran only unconditional surrender which to me sounds like this has been an

overwhelming success. God willing what are your thoughts on on the epic fury and the Democrats

reaction to it? So you know the Democrats that did somewhat muted on this have you noticed they're

not only they were you know they were right away those need to riot people like you know riots are

us had all their signs ready and what was weird is there were allegations that those signs were

being passed out like two hours before it was even announced Mike huh had they now so that gave me

pause but other than those the the usual paid protesters in the usual cities there really

hasn't been a lot and they gave up after it's only been a week and they've already lost interest

so that tells me that there's not here a lot to criticize there's a lot to criticize but the

Democrat party starting with Chris Murphy last week said it was a disaster Hakeem Jeffrey said it was

you know he was going to be a forever or all of this nonsense now notice that the Democrat women

have been fairly silent on this they paired it out the soyboys to do the heavy lifting on this

one I thought was kind of interesting I think it's I think it's backfiring on them majorly

and and I think that I think this is going to end sooner than we ever thought to be quiet

honest that's just my thoughts on it we have a lot of other things in fair in all fairness

excuse me Chris Murphy should know a disaster when he sees one just saying it saying it

no kidding no kidding oh and then I did want to mention to this Tony Gonzalez pulling out here

what a what a scumbag supreme he hasn't affair the woman who he had an affair with killed herself

by setting herself on fire and he's still going to stay in the race he's got six kids I'm like

really really unbelievable okay congresses full of scumbags we know that but it's only the republicans

who wind up resigning or leaving congress democrats never do and I'm not saying that what

democrats do is right I think it's wrong but republicans always have their numbers trimmed

because they're held to this higher standard of whatever ethics or morals congress has left

and in fairness to Tony Gonzalez he claims that they have this had been broken off over a year

before that woman set herself on fire so he's coming and nothing to do with it so I have not

been in contact with her he did an interview and he told the host I forget we interview with but

he said look I'll show you the left text message you can see it right here this is the

text message that it went back and forth between us and he claimed that it all that his

her husband was was trying to blackmail him is that okay he has the evidence now the husband

says that's not true so Tony Gonzalez claims to have the evidence that the husband was trying to

blackmail her wow unbelievable on on other notes we have much to get to united airlines is now

saying that unless you put earbuds in you will be removed if you are playing your your

digital you know device your phone your your iPad whatever I think this is great I've never

really encountered somebody on a plane just playing their iPad or playing their phone audio

or movie audio next to me but I'm sure it happens what do you think well having just been

on united airlines I did not have that I didn't see it I didn't hear it however in the past I

have been on flights where someone's playing a video game on their iPad or whatever and it's

really that and I'm like are you are you kidding me like it to me it's just people are just so

rude everyone has lost the sense of what is rude and how to just be nice like how to have manners

so so it doesn't surprise me here people in the stores all the time I see like I'm checking

out of the grocery store and the woman in front of me is you're unloading her groceries with one

hand because she's got her other hand on her phone which is to her ear and then she's you know

trying to cradle it while she gets her wallet out the rest of us can just stand there and wait

while she fumbles with everything she can't get out loud you ever notice that this conversation

that he's just all night he gives them in the parachute and it doesn't send them in their

iPhone out over wherever that wherever I have this happen to be all the time your story got so

many talking oh yeah yeah what do you think my brother and then the you know the person

the catcher industry is here and I got a listen to that I'm like honestly the death of civility is

ridiculous on a related note new study not a big surprise permissive parents skew left strict

ones skew right us parenting has become political like never before among other things this is this

is not a big surprise my parents were were strict my father was a democrat road rules of all

democrat my mother was a republican through a throw but they were both conservative about this

but a lot of you know hippie-dippy boomer parents and some Jen extra parents uh you know they

end up re you know raising kids who have purple hair and are non-binary well first of all I hope

they didn't spend a lot of money on this study study um that was money wasted we all know this

but my guess my question is what is considered conservative parenting and what's considered

liberal parenting when I grew up my parents in the summer had no idea where we were for about eight

hours a day no clue whatsoever there were no cell phones I would just like hey mom we're walking

to the farm she'd be like okay be home by dinner like okay and that was it we could have been

kidnapped we could have gone anywhere but we always went into group and our parents just never

worried you know we were federal children is that considered liberal parenting or conservative

parenting because my parents because liberal parents would make sure he had a bike helmet on

liberal parents would do you know like for us and I told my kids whenever they'd scratch her near

his little bit of blood I'd say uh you know rub it out rub it out you know honestly you really

that hurt rub it out that and that's conservative parenting okay okay but they just play outside

through Republicans but um they're they were they were very conservative parents they were just like

go have fun my mother would in the summer be like all right in the summer when my mother needed

break she's like leave the house and don't come home until I put the porch light on or I call

you whatever it happens and that was it she's like don't come back in the house we're like no

we didn't get food she just assumed you're eating at somebody else's house or we were in the woods

taking berries or whatever which we were but we didn't even come back in for lunch go drink out

of the garden hose all right we're going to continue the conversation on the other side of the

break uh Mary Walter at by the way twitter at Mary Walter radio will continue this in one moment

this is the Rob Carson show it is a Rob Carson show more with Mary Walter in one moment um you know

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all right so you know I mentioned that the University of South Alabama had this queer animals lab

now the University of South Alabama is saying we did not have a queer uh animals lab it was a uh

woman who was a member of the faculty who created on our own Facebook page she also on her page

featured anti ice no kings and anti trumps uh uh post while her personal Instagram page shows her

dressed as a book band fairy and various star wars characters so they're saying that didn't happen

the queer animals lab did she made up the entire queer animal thing period like it didn't exist

at all and she just made up the whole story I get that's what at least that's what the uh

University of South Alabama Alabama is saying now that it's been made public I wonder if I bet

there or is she just nuts no she works there and and she's a liberal that's the problem

yeah did you not be working there anymore if she made that up if that was my if she were my

employee and she made that option bye bye out of yes go fight you know there's the welfare office

she is go I would she would not work for me for me she is gone here's something interesting

Venice is being have you ever been the Venice I have not been thinking forever it's supposed

to be underwater by now it hasn't and I believe also Miami was supposed to be that way by now

but it's not it hasn't happened uh Venice is facing an extraordinary invasion of a bizarre

cannibalistic jellyfish that scientists say is threatening fish stocks one of the weird things about

this jellyfish called the warty comb jelly or the sea walnut uh it has a disappearing anus

it's one day it has an anus and then it just disappears and imagine how that would be you know

you ever been driving along and all said you got to go and and the closer you get to the the

destination the more you got to go could you imagine if that disappeared Mary is it is that

their version of divorce disappearing anus one day one day is gone yeah I think you're right

I think you're right I mean you got to figure the life cycle is short so it's all it's all you

know it's sped up it's all accelerated absolutely um now I don't know if you heard this you know

did you are you I can't imagine you're a big cracker barrel eater are you never been anyone

I never have been I went in one and and I haven't eaten one and listen I'm not a snobber

anything okay I mean I you know whatever but I went my daughter used to go with her boyfriend and

they loved it because it's you know simple food it's macaroni cheese deep you know you know

chicken fried steak and all that you know and I walked in and I walked into the gift shop and I went

oh my god of the wasted years it it is it's really a pretty cool place it really is what you like

to buy gifts in a diner okay catch I I'm from New Jersey more they would diner capital of the world

so there's no need for a cracker barrel here and the best thing we have is the rotating pies and cakes

the big display of rotating pies and cakes and it goes round and round when you walk in

big rotating thing as pie and big I'm an emperor you can do the meringue that's a foot tall

um no I do not I rarely ever get deserve usually they're really good they're usually made in house

but no I do not so I never been to cracker barrel and I've never seen an merchandise and um maybe

I'll have to take a trip if you should now overall profits you want to guess how much their

profits dropped when they decided to rebrand up the 94 percent 90 94 percent their

profits dropped 94 percent it was a major bud light it was a major 94 percent they have

since uh kind of turned things around they've added some new menu items then actually you know

if you like good old American food so a smoky uh southern salmon fried catfish and hush puppy

dippers I can imagine you're probably not a big hush puppy dick dipper person uh I don't think

I've ever dipped my hush puppy so there you go all right Mary Walter I appreciate you being on

the show tell everyone where you wait wait wait wait every time you ask me what I want to talk about

I sent you a story to talk about and we didn't talk about it got it united airlines

no the girl scouts the big dummy oh dear lord can we can we take a break and come back to that

I come to you talk about I do want to talk about it I apologize in case you didn't know I

I'm easily distracted Mary okay did you notice that

keep marrying on for an extra segment because I feel guilty now okay so let's take a break

and come back this is the Rob Carson show

fasten your seatbelt deep state it's gonna be a bumpy ride it's the Rob Carson show

three minutes left at the top of this hour Mary Walter tell us the story that I forgot to share

with our listeners that you think it's really great by the way too and maybe maybe this ties

into your ADD just a tad so in New Jersey there's a girl scout troop that got really smart because

it's girl scout cookie season of course right and they set up shop they got permission from the

owner of a cannabis dispensary to set up shop outside the exit door oh my god that you

expectacular hilarious and brilliant right and but now the the national or whatever the girl scout

counsel's not happy about it so there's supposed to be back today but I don't know if they're

gonna be back today but I thought it was hilarious and you know Rob I'm thinking maybe a little

of the cannabis might come you down just a little bit you know I have I have micro dose THC it's

not good I can't no no no no I'm better under the influence of nothing to be other than

caffeine those are the things this is as good as it gets it's it's not gonna get better baby

well all right well at least everyone knows what they're getting then by the way I don't believe

in a tension deficit deficit disorder I believe there is a disorder associated with someone who

could sit and read a book for eight hours and it's attention surplus syndrome you do the math

uh yeah but I can sit and read a book for an hour and I've been married for 30 years that's

all I'm gonna say oh oh cold cold I think that it's that is a great idea on the girl scouts but I

would also add some things to the table like a jar of peanut butter because a person who's high

is going to take those those uh thin myths and they're going to want a jar of peanut butter to

dip it in so they could double dip and make a little extra money on who combined mint and peanut

butter who does that people who are high duh that's disgusting all right well it's because you're

not high Mary you eat all sorts of weird things when you're high all right so let's let's wrap

things up with where can people find your glorious work Mary okay tomorrow I'll be on with Rita

Cosby on newsmax around 12 30 Eastern time and then I'm on with raw uh the little on that Rob

Carson with a Todd starts on two days on n2 between five and six and then you can find my uh

live cast on two days 7 15 pm Eastern time just look for Mary Walter radio on apple podcast

Spotify speaker YouTube rumble and getter by the way if you're looking for uh a uh to be

schooled on what people eat when they high when they're high watch scooby do watch everything that

shaggy and scooby eat that's it Mary come on now hilarious that's so true but I'm fun goodbye all right

by yeah it's perfect think about this you they always do that they make the giant sandwich and then

of course that you know scooby eats it and then there's an olive and it rolls out there and

mouse picks it up and goes you know and that's that's that's what people eat when they're high

I don't do that stuff by the way it's it's not a good idea second break and come back last

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