
FROM THE ARCHIVES: Cactus-Gate, Pube Boxes & Monkey Raids – Our Favourite Guest Episodes
About this episode
On this week’s The Therapy Crouch, we’re taking a trip down memory lane with some of our favourite moments from the archive. Abbey and Peter are joined by James and Clair Buckley, Joel Dommett & Hannah Cooper, and Rio & Kate Ferdinand in a mash-up of the most outrageous, heart-warming and downright hilarious stories from previous episodes.
From disastrous first meetings, nightclub misunderstandings and awkward social media sliding, to unforgettable pet chaos, questionable furniture choices, and the infamous “Cactus-gate”, no topic is off limits. We hear about monkeys raiding minibars, heated debates over buying haemorrhoid cream, who really runs the household, and just how badly silk p*rnstar bedsheets can ruin a relationship aesthetic.
It’s a jam-packed celebration of our guests’ most iconic moments—equal parts jaw-dropping, relatable, and belly-achingly funny.
00:00 – Opening chaos
00:21 – Reminiscing on our first guests ever: James & Clair Buckley introduction.
00:57 – How James & Clair actually met in Liverpool.
01:42 – James admits video games turned from love to hate.
04:40 – Abbey admits she fancied Pete when he was struggling at Liverpool.
10:05 – Marriage timelines and anniversary confusions.
15:22 – James’ filthy bachelor pad and pube box story.
18:47 – The world’s clumsiest family dog.
20:29 – Could you punch a monkey? James’ wild holiday encounter.
22:08 – Joel & Hannah’s first night together and hotel vomit incident.
28:37 – The haemorrhoid cream argument that won’t die.
33:11 – Who’s really the boss at home? Joel & Hannah face off.
36:13 – Joel’s cringeworthy “sorry I had zero chat” text to Pete.
49:47 – Football slang quiz: “Fergie Time”, “Panenka” and more.
53:20 – Rio & Kate Ferdinand on coordinated outfits, favourite films and meal choices.
Email: [email protected]
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch
Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/
For more from Peter
https://twitter.com/petercrouch
For more from Abbey
https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy
Our clips channel
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg
#TheTherapyCrouch #AbbeyAndPete #RelationshipAdvice #Podcast
Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Get every episode summarized
Each time The Therapy Crouch publishes, we email you a written briefing from the transcript — the topics, who appeared, and any specific claims, with the ad reads skipped.
Email me new episodesFree for 3 shows. No card needed.
Hosts & guests
No transcript yet
This episode has not been transcribed. Request it and it moves to the front of the queue.
More episodes
More from The Therapy Crouch

Abbey Calls Out Peter’s Non-Stop Holiday Behaviour In Portugal!
The Therapy Crouch

The First Portugal Episode Gets VERY Honest
The Therapy Crouch

Love, Sleep & Saying “No”! Abbey and Peter Clash Over Relationship Habits, Paren...
The Therapy Crouch

“That Crossed The Line” This Message Changes Everything | Ask Me Anything!
The Therapy Crouch