Full Figured Unicorns

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1:01Gullmine. Gullmine. Gullmine. Gullmine. Gullmine. Gullmine. All right, we got to start the episode by just letting you know that my voice sounds normal in five minutes. So if this sounds like shit right now, yes, we fix it in five minutes. Yes, enjoy the show. Okay, so guys, I think we're learning something new each and every day about us, our friends, the village bitches. Rich apparently is all for saving the rhinos. He is looking into rhinos or is saving. Save the Chubby Unicorns. Okay, that is, you know what it does. Chubby Unicorns. That is what kind of water rhinos. He's wearing a shirt that says save the Chubby Unicorns, but always always saved the and it was a big picture of a silhouette of a rhino. But you know what they are kind of Chubby Unicorns. You're not wrong.

2:02Is this shirt offensive? I got it at the San Diego Zoo. So I can't imagine it is. Offensive at all, dude. It's not a, it's actually everything. You know what? It's offensive when you call them Chubby Unicorns. Let's call them full figured unicorns. Big bone, Juni. Big bone. Rhinos that are a whole lot of rhino. Are you scared of any particular animal the most? No, but you know what's interesting. I saw a video of a rhino the other day. You know, you're algorithm guess we are going to change this a bunch of times. It changed and I got somehow fed me a rhino. You might have seen this chasing in the water. Some like these people that were in a boat, they had gotten too close wherever they were. Africa wherever I think rhinos are only in Africa, right? I think you were thinking of a hippo. Because hippos are my number one fear. They will. Yeah, so yeah, they actually do kill humans. But you know, like you've ever seen one, they can actually like crunch it like a pumpkin or a watermelon in their mouth

3:02with like, like it's a marshmallow. Like it's nothing. So yeah, maybe it was that. But yeah, I don't know if I have an actual fear of an animal. I think I just like I don't I'm not like, you know, some people are afraid of snakes like I'm not in diana jones. Yeah, like I don't like mice or rats, but I live in Manhattan. But I said have to be snakes. I listen to the hippo. You're never going to come and get in, you know, in contact with them. I don't see you as a safari type. Yeah, no, I'm not really actually one of the truth. I think going on a safari could be an amazing trip. And there are ways to do it where it's like a little bit more like high end, right? Like you can go to I have a friend who went on her honeymoon. She went on a on one and it was like four seasons. Ask like that you can do it just like glamping inside a camping. You can do a safari like like nice. But I don't know. I mean, I think it would be amazing. It's just not something I'm like, I'm like, oh, let's go on a safari. Do you think God willing you'll have a nice long life? Do you think you'll Matt will do like Alaska of Africa? I do think you eventually you'll just be like, let's go over there. Yeah, I mean, I'd like to travel.

4:04I don't know if he's as if he cares about traveling as much. But yeah, like I want to go to Greece and I want to go to Italy and I want to yeah, like I mean, Alaska could be fun. We have friends that just went on a last-can-cruise this summer and they said it was incredible. But yeah, I think I'd like to travel. It's just it's like. Yeah, plenty of time to worry about hippos then. I do. Yes. And rhinos, which apparently I'm never going to come in contact with. I mean, more you have a higher likelihood of getting hurt by stepping on a marble from hungry, hungry hippos. Right. You know what? I've probably done that already. Also, don't get mad at me. I don't want you to be upset. But I'm just wondering, we had, we're pulling you behind the curtain, we had some technical difficulties for a second right before we started. You do sound very echoey. Almost like I'm talking to you in a garage or... Which, you know, what is kind of viby? It's kind of a vibe. It's just not what I'm used to hearing you like. Oh my god! What? Hey. What did you have it on? Son of a bitch. Oh my god, there you are.

5:06But let's just keep it. Right? So you guys know how... No. No, we're keeping it. Okay? This is okay. We're not perfect. We're all human. And it's been, you know, we're just... No, don't, don't shake your fist at me. And the villagers just don't care. They love us no matter how they hear us. You know what it was picking up as? What? I guess the... Don't be sad. The microphone was the webcam. That's what it was. You just sounded very different. And I didn't see the creature. Rich is such a perfectionist that he wants to start over. But guess what guys? We're not starting over. That ain't happening. We had too much fun talking about saving the Chubby Unicorns. And it can't be done. But now you know, this is where Rich is supposed to sound like. And you sound lovely now. You really do. Okay, breathe. Breathe. How was your weekend? You asked me how mine was. It was good. It was I know. Don't you just... You know, we rented a beach house. And one of the days, it completely rained. And I'm not going to lie to you. I sort of liked it. Because what it did was, it gave us a day... Yep. To force ourselves to lay around, do nothing. Cancel plans almost.

6:06Which we wanted to see our friends. But one of the days, we invited a couple with their kids. And the simple fact, we had people over the day before. So... Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. You know, it's interesting. I do have those moments. Whether it's a weekend, then I'm looking forward to the good normal weekend, not the good labor day weekend. Where if it does, I'm like, this is surprisingly nice. Like, we... You don't feel like... Like, today it was gorgeous and I'll tell you why we weren't outside as much as I wanted to be. But like... Where you're like, I need to get outside. I don't feel like doing anything. I want to lay around, do nothing. But it's sunny and it's gorgeous. I mean, that's like your life. I can't get everything going on. No, it never rains here. So that's why we were also like, it's sort of cool. And we rented a place when I say, like, on the water. It wasn't like, oh, a block inward. We looked at the water. Like, the glass windows of this place we rented, we were on the water. So like... It was just nice to look out at the ocean. And it was really nice. So you sit in a chair and just sort of chill. Yeah. So we had a kind of a fun weekend. On Friday, we didn't... We weren't going anywhere. We normally are gone all day, but a weekend we leave on Friday

7:08and usually go to our friends who lived near the beach. And they were away this weekend. So they were in Spain. So we didn't do that. We went on Friday. We went down. We did something. We got, you know what? We got adventurous here in New York City. And we took the ferry, which we don't always do. Took the ferry all the way downtown. Because you can do that here. Some people take that as a death-to-death transportation, at least for their commute. When all the way downtown went to the South Street, Seaport walked around, shopped, got some food, got some drinks, and they have a new balloon museum, which is like a fun, like they have all these experiences that pop up over in New York City. And we went and did that with the kids and we just sat by the water. And it was just lovely. And then Saturday, we woke up and we went to our friends, Marc and Sarah in Connecticut. Yeah. Stayed there all day. We stayed with our pool. We had so much fun. Matt Cook just told me to elaborate dinner. Then we woke up Sunday morning. And we were in Connecticut. We had to go to our friends in Long Island because they had a pool and they invited us. We got on another ferry, a different ferry that took us from Connecticut to Long Island. With the car, this was like, we drove the car into the ferry.

8:09Wow. It was kind of an adventure. Like, I really liked it. It's like that Tommy Lee Jones J-Lo movie. What was it? Enough? Oh, I never actually saw it, but it did that. Oh, there was like, I always reference that movie when I see a car on a ferry. Or if we'd fugitive is like, that's it. Anyway, it's one of those movies. Anyways, it was just like, it was, it was like, we just did things we didn't normally do and going on two different types of ferries. It was much better. You know, Matt has like, horrible road rage. It was super fast to get from Connecticut where we were to Long Island. Could have been like three hours. We got, we literally got onto the ferry. It was like five minutes from their house, ten minutes from their house. Gone the ferry. It was like an hour, hour and 15. Got to our friend. It was just lovely until it wasn't. Oh, I was going to say it seems perfect. Ah, we had our friend made this whole clam bake. Our friends who you know, Amy and Chris and we were at the their pool. We're having fun all day. I don't know. I think I was just really dehydrated, probably just like from partying all week. And I started not feeling well in the late afternoon. Matt had pretty bad indigestion.

9:09It was like ruining his life. And then he was on the toilet for the most of the time there. And he had some sort of stomach bug. And I don't know what it was. Then I was lying down for a little bit because I was like, I think I'm going to die. And I don't know what happened. They were like, the Ryan's going down. I was like, are we going to, this is like, we're just ruining. You believe when you got stomach issues, clam bake is this the remedy? Literally, literally. But he like it took some medicine. It took some like, I don't know, like a moody. I mean, it took like Pepto. And like, anyways, not to be the dead horse. We got home last night. And he was like, holy, I don't think he was sleeping the bed with me. He was up all last night. He maybe slept two hours. He, I'm sorry if it's TMI, but hey, we're all friends here. He was pissing out of his ass from yesterday afternoon through still right now. So he was like, I do I need to go to the hospital? Like he would drink water and he would piss out his ass. Like he was living in the toilet. So today we were supposed to go to a big barbecue and it didn't end up happening. He was a mess. So anything that you did this weekend probably was better than peeing at your ass.

10:11Right? And then when he sent me out to go get gator, this morning, because I did start to feel bad for him. Even though like he's such a pussy when he doesn't feel good, like he doesn't suck it up. He's like dying. He wrote, you can get me a noose and some gatorage. And then I was like, hey, listen, look on the bright side. It's a great start to a diet because he's been talking about how we just ate too much at the summer and was so bad and naughty. And he was like, you know what? I want to punch you in the face, but also you're probably not wrong. Even though it's waterway, like I kind of like a stomach bug every once in a while. Everyone's in a while. Jump starts to die. I agree. Jump starts to die. Again, even it's waterway you get on the, I've gotten on and been like six or seven pounds later. Again, it comes right back. But yeah. Makes you feel good for a minute. Just for a minute. Just for a second. And if you probably feel very spelt. Speaking of all this food that you weren't, Matt wasn't able to eat. Yeah. A question based on our little travels with the kids. Yeah. Do you realistically order, or do you feel like every time you just order the wrong amount of food with them? Like I know they're never going to finish their entrees.

11:12And there's so many times where I'm like, why? Like we're at a diner this morning. Yeah. And then he's like, I want the pancakes in this and Ben said this. I'm like, just no way. Well, I can. Yes, I think we've had this discussion, but as I get older, I think we're getting better at it. And you start to realize they're getting better. I think you have to say this. If you are still hungry, I will get you more. Start with this, right? Start with this. I got a full blown fight with Keegan in Maine because he wanted a big chocolate. I was get the kid's chocolate chip pancake. It's cheaper. A big chocolate chip pancake comes the side of bacon. He got the ball of a, and he's like, I want them to big thing at a three. And I was like, no, we had a full blown fight. Cut to Parker's not able to get from the kids menu anymore because it's usually 12 and under. And she's 12, but she looks like she's 16. So there is no, there's no 12 and under. So I said, you can have some of Parker's and it ended up working out. They're getting better if I say, how about you guys split this and this together. And then if you need, you just have to get to that point. They're still young and they're going to fight you. But I think if you get to the point where you're like,

12:12okay, let's get this and this. If you're still hungry, I'll get you more. But you're never going to be. It's so annoying. What's happened to us? What's happening? But I don't know at first world. Yeah. Next mission is to prepare the eggs one after one and then you guysái negotiation. Then can you deal with these eggs that о should be invoiced accurately? So what do you have? My ears are having ages to show nose. They're eating your nose now so I find it easy to say well I want them at a good point. Limited time only, promotion pricing may be lower than meal pricing. Bada bada bada! Hey, I've got the campaign brief ready. Built from last quarter's data and the competitive landscape. Approved. Oh, agents. Where would we be without you? Somewhere with a lot more tabs open. Create your first Monday agent in minutes at Monday.com. Well, I have a few random questions to you as summer comes to an end.

13:21Love it. Is this like to be our last list of the week of the 2026 summer? Very well, could be. Very well, summer 2020. Well, well, miss. Well, your kids are back in school this week. They are. They are back in school this week, but not until Thursday when I see you. It's been. We're in hell trying to figure it out. Yes, sorry. You should be sorry. I, we're entering week four. I don't get this. No idea, because I, and I like not to sound like, well, I guess I'm sounding like a nice other mom. What about people like, like camps for kids, right? Like even if you just like do like a random camp in the summer for the day or like a, they have ones for like different breaks. They have like, oh, you can do a sports camp. Those are done because the summer is basically done. So this will week, everyone's been like, it's like, feral, feral week for all the kids. And it's like, what do you, what, what about the people who don't have child care? Who are working and camps over and your kids like, now what am I going to do? Like it's hell. Yeah. So they are going back this, this, this is weird because they're going back for two days.

14:26Yeah, I, my kids have, my kids, I've been doing homework for weeks. It really is wild. How is it? How is it? Everything's good. Everything's fine. Can you do all the homework? Oh, yeah. I'm out at the stage where anything confuses me yet. I know it will at one point. No, but I think, no, I don't know if it will. Nothing's confused, man. Believe me. Oh, I call my mom. I'm like FaceTime Mimi. They're like, mom, you, I've been FaceTimeing her for years. It's because it's random stuff that I don't remember how to teach you. I know how to get the answer, but I don't know how to teach you what they're teaching you how to get that answer. No, I mean, my kids do really well in school. It's never been a problem. I think they just don't want to do it sometimes. And I'm like, Emmy, just apply yourself for five minutes and you'll be done. She just doesn't want to do it. I get the feeling that I know, I know, I know. Oh, my God. You're not even back in school yet. Yeah. So fuck me. Yeah. I was going to ask now that summer is anything. Yeah. Take a look around like swimsuit wise. Were you, were you rocking cheeks or are you rocking some type of mom swim trunks? I'm going to say where we're at.

15:26Mom swim trunks? No, I'll never wear mom swim trunks. Like, like, like, are you wearing like full bottoms? I wear it. No, and I know you, we've come back to this often and I get it. And it is something that's a continued thought. I have some one pieces, but they're like sexy one pieces, right? They're not like, they're not, right? I don't really have any more bikinis that have like full like grandma bottoms. But if that's for you, that's you. I can't do that because I have no ass anyways. So I need to show a little cheek to make it look like there's more cheek. If you know what I mean, Sarah has one pieces, but they're all ass one pieces. Yeah, but Sarah has is almost more assy. Yes. Then a two piece because it's almost like. Yeah. Yes. Yeah, Matt told me the other day, like that one's like too much. Like it's showing too much to go almost like like sometimes he goes. I think that you're like you're so beautiful. I love your body, but like that's too much. You're a mom, which I did not like. You're a mom.

16:26He said, that's where I'm getting that. So do you do you I mean, I don't judge anyone. I feel like if you got the you got the booty. Show it. Rudy tootie tootie. I don't know. I'm trying to. And again, what you've got the booty then rooted to do you know what they should put that on a shirt not saved the choppy unicorns. If you got the booty, it's a duty that's getting the next piece of merch. Then if you like to have that booty, what I was trying to think of something clever. I'm tired. It's a long weekend. I know it has an end listen. Again, I like not shaming or body shaming whatever makes you feel good, but like I don't know. Yeah, when it comes to suits, I'm still rocking a very skimpy bikini that even I might maybe shouldn't, but like I do. And of one pieces that are like a little bit sexy. I don't have anything that's like full mom to me yet. What I love to hear that you and Matt went to our friend's house. You went to pool. I feel like so many times parents are sitting out the pool. I mean, we sat around, but I get hot. So I have to go in the pool. I'm not like cannonball. Can opener.

17:27I mean, you are a diver. I'm expecting some triple Lindy. Funny. I tried to teach Keegan to dive to that. And they just all belly flop. They all think they're they'll think they're diving, but they all just go straight. Well, he goes. I was like put your chin down. Talk your chin down. Put your your arms next to your. And he's going and going and going. I'm like, you keep going down, down, down. Let your legs go up. And then he just literally belly flops. We finally got it. But I was like, what are you doing? Let me tell you. While you're doing cannonballs, I'm glad you're I'm glad you're getting in the pool. And I get it because sometimes maybe you don't feel like you know certain people well enough. But I feel like 90% of the parties in LA, everyone's got a pool because it's LA. Yeah. Yeah. So many times the parents are just sitting it out. I'm never sitting it out. I like you know, because I think I'm always hot. So I'm like, no, no, I to be to not look like an animal that's dying a slow death. I need to get into the pool. Just not like hot, hot, like hot, hot. No, like sweating. Like sweating, like gross, like gross hot. Yeah, I love to get into the pool. Feels good. You have a pool. Who cares, dude?

18:27Who cares? I feel like people think people are judging a lot of people. You know, also I feel like you are like cannonballing. I feel like you're like you're the dad that's like sometimes I want to get in the pool. And I'll jump in real quick. And then I'll get out and put like my tank top and hat back on or something. Because I feel like I would be the this all these kids. And I'm like, no other adult feels the inclination to just cool off for a second. Well, you're like, who are you? And that is not me. Also why you putting your tank top back on? Who cares? About the only shirtless person. I mean, when you're at by a pool, you're in swim trunks. You know who our friend Mark does that I don't like. And this is kind of the kind of of the sun. He wears full. He wears full, like a sun shirt. No, no, no, no. Where's the sun shirt? Our buddy Mark is not where, what are they called for a kid? Oh, like a rash guard, a rash guard. But he's doing it because he is so fair, but I'm like, but he did it at the beach too when you came with us to the other Right, yes, no, no, no, he is no mark is not wearing a rash card. He's a 435 year old man. He takes it off when he gets in the pool

19:28He's not like trying to hide his body, but he's wearing like he's wearing yeah, he kind of but he gets like cool ones They kind of look like Mark everybody's go, sir This is what you're not going to believe we got so mad at him. So he does he doesn't want to put on some blocks We just wears that like been by the beach Matt has a sure off all time. He's in the ocean at and then once he feels like he's had Too much and he's gonna start burning because he's Irish he will put one of those on sometimes at the end and his hat Mark they were braving the waves and the outer banks and Mark was going in with this on shirt or rash guard and a hat He had like a swimming hat. Now he's just a baseball hat and I was like and it kept he kept almost losing it Matt was saving it He's like take your fucking at all I'm just I can't I don't know if I can present Mark if you guys a rash guard. I just I don't know again He like looks cool in it like he's not it doesn't look like he's doing because he's embarrassed and again once he gets in the pool He takes it off, but I don't know maybe because everyone has a pool out here Yeah, they don't feel an inclination to go in the pool if they go to someone else. Yeah, like I do think that once you've had a pool for a long time

20:33It's not it's less exciting, but you know, I'm trying to see like all the all the moms I'm thinking of are all like good looking in shape Moms, but you have people over the kids are doing cannibals and it's like 15 kids of the pool, but everyone's just sitting around like so I love your gusto to fucking jump in yeah, man gusto. I got a lot that's when people look at me They're like holy she's got some serious gusto. That's the way that they think about me. You seen the coal right? Oh, yeah, that's Parker's Parker's mom, right? Yeah, she was doing fucking some cannonballs in the deep it's Gostos man, gusto. Holy that was Wait, oh, there's no thing speaking of that because I was gonna say that could be great radio name gusto. Holy I was telling our friends with your old radio name one One was rich the bull marino. What was the other one? You had another one. Oh, it wasn't that wasn't rich. It was dicky V you were dicky V Yeah, dicky V Rich the bull marino and rich Davis was your only ever radio names. Yes Okay, I remember being way funnier dicky V is weird just because I think of dick by tal, but yeah I can make up one for you

21:35Wait, can you can I be gusto? Holy I think I think Wait, do you know that kid Kelly our old boss used to tell Sam Roberts? I do satisfying with that when he did overnight for like a couple months He said I wish your name wasn't already Sam Roberts because I doubt you'd be you'd go by Woody Roberts That would be your name you'd be Woody Sam was like no, I don't want to be fucking Woody Roberts Do you remember there was a guy on hits one that kid Kelly's like if you're gonna be on the air your name's banana hammock Banana hammock and he like wait, but I don't know the origin like did he did he like it or did he fight him two choices Well, was it he said you're gonna be Remember the other one you're gonna be clayhead or banana But banana hammock and then people just called him hammock hammock. I mean, I want to got a name now What no, yeah, yeah radio people are fucking weird You Know that feeling too many updates too many meetings too many things falling through the cracks Monday dot com was built for that gap

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23:42Well, because we're trying we're trying we're trying man rich is coming to New York Why are you coming to New York again just to do things? I have some work stuff one of one of my buddies said hey, Metzer playing the Yankees on 9-11 Oh, yes, we talked about that and it's a 25th anniversary and It's a buddy that usually doesn't ask me to do things my buddy Rick who I want him one of the dads out here Yeah, he's a big baseball guy Yeah, and I was like I'm a Metz fan that I asked Kavino I said hey, you want to go to New York and he said yeah, and I wait a fourth and he said his brother would come But I end that you know when you you know how you late night purchase Yeah, like you mean every single night of my life clicking away on shit that you probably shouldn't get it just feel so good to place order It feels so good. I love buying I love buying shit for my kids with like sports and activities like I like you must have like joyfully bought Keegan a nice bat like what the night. Oh, yeah, and you should have seen me at old Navy today. It was bad news It was bad news back to school. Yeah Oh, I couldn't stop and he had a scooter up an old Navy and he kept and I'll and there was a million people there doing back to school

24:45And I'd be like you again and at one point look to Michael If you don't see ratio Sarah, Sarah hit me up the other issues like oh my god I'm finding all this great stuff at Abercrombie for kids. Yeah, Abercrombie stepped it up and all I kept thinking was like when I was a good Abercrombie was pretty expensive And it still is expensive also you would like be like the linocious when you walk in there like they they do you know that they would Concelling throughout the day spray their clothes with their phone. Oh, yeah, it's way too much Yeah, he I wanted to kill him with that, but yeah, so I press place order and you do what? I Bought these tickets for this met Yankees game so expensive when I was on vacation. I was sitting by the pool I remember where I was it was March. I was in the Dominican Republic And my boss from Fox is like yeah, I can get you really good ones face value And he goes it's gonna be a hot ticket because it's met Yankees 25th anniversary. How much was it? And I just remember being like Yeah, good mood probably out of good mood and I got the receipt

25:46And I looked at I'm like how much did I spend for those tickets Four tickets were $1,800 She was like 450 450 a ticket but is everybody paying for their own ticket you that wasn't like your treat wasn't yeah No, I mean I lost the bet to Kavina so I'd pay for his and but I but like but my point is like 450 for it's not a playoff game It's just I was like yeah sure well one of Parker's best friends The mom is obsessed with Harry Styles and she's literally one of those people. She's got like nine tickets or like nine shows that she's going And she invited me a while ago was like when and I was like yeah I'd go because I'm never gonna get my like my own and I think I just wasn't thinking I was like oh free ticket But then I texted her and I was like hey, let me know how much I owe you for that No, those tickets and she's like I'll let you know when I get home like it's all my husband's phone Matt was like how much are you fucking paying to go to Harry Styles like when you work in radio like what are you doing? I don't I mean it could be it could be like a thousand dollars like I better not be So I can't take it back you don't know I can't take back these Can't do that you don't know you don't know I think you have to really like the person right like like I would

26:50And I do I really like like Ed Sheeran or Bruno Mars or Taylor I just said I just said I really like earth. I remember the person that I'm going no I'm saying like the The artist so the art yet like the artist and the person you're going with right But the artist you have to like enough to spend that type of money like yeah I think Sarah's and listen. I'm not trying to be a cheap scape but Sarah's friend recently It was like do you want to go see and I think it was like Marin Morris or someone that like Like whatever you don't like whatever and it was like 350 and I'm like no no I'm like Sarah if you really wanted to I'm not gonna stop you my money yours. You're Yeah, yeah, like do you like Marin Morris 350? I mean I loved her when I like Marin Morris 125 I love Mara Morris. Why don't you meet me in the middle and then that's about it. Uh Right in the middle But don't I do agree though like you want to see Marin Morris or through No, it's a lot of money and the similar thing happened because when remember when I went to the Olivia Dean show with Parker One of her best like Olivia Dean to me 100 bucks tops. Okay, well we right so I asked the label

27:53I don't they really don't give us freebies very much anymore like they're rare. No, you want you want face face I asked for face value now they were much cheaper Yeah But like I was like I don't really need to see Olivia Dean now that I went I'm so happy. She's fucking incredible What's that what's face for someone like her? Of face was like was yeah like three three fifty I think it was holy shit But to get her people were saying Matt was telling me he saw the tickets were like well over a thousand dollars each for something I listen what you know in our world and it's not much different than most people Access to tickets the best you could always ask for it. You don't they don't give away freebies and sports music I work for Fox Sports and series six M you would think oh I have game tickets and concert tickets No, no, no, no, no, I just ask can I get best face and sadly best face is always like three to five hundred dollars Because you're like I want good seats. I'll pay face value and you're like good face value seats are fucking four hundred dollars for a random show Now this is what's weird. We're talking about this now granted. This is a different thing

28:55This is a unicorn not a chubby one an actual sparkly rainbow unicorns But when the eras tour was going on and I'm not saying this to brag We have known Taylor forever you too from like we start we were the first to interview or like on pop the first to play around pop We interviewed her for a million different albums now. She's literally a unicorn But when the eras tour was going on I went because we had a workshop that we brought a lot of listeners to right You got to sit with them right I just sit with them. Yes, which we actually had a really good No, but you got it was meaning like you got into the show because you were Yes, there's right and then Parker wanted to go in Miami So I reached out to her publicist tree tree pain who listens every morning love her and I emailed her asking for a friends and family which is basically like face right or a much yeah Yeah, she writes back yet because gets all the information we got you of course and then I said I emailed her back Like what what do you need my credit card? She was like it's fine and gave us for now. That's a ticket that you can't So it's like how did I get free Taylor tickets? Wow I can't get fucking free anything. That should be the

29:59Yeah, this is a this a conversation that sounds like yeah to inside. Sorry No, not to inside because I think people are intrigued by what our access is like for me I've worked for ESPN Fox Sports series six M all these companies over years that have relationships with the NFL Yeah, I've been to Super Bowls, but I've always paid for my ticket right? Oh, yeah, one time. I got a little yeah Yeah, one time I got one which is weird because you would be sent out there for work and you did all the parties and stuff Uh, I one time I got a little a thanks here's what yeah, here's a take yeah, yeah, but like when the 49ers are in it I paid $1200 face value like yeah, that's face value, but I was like Nothing even when did the fuck you? Sorry, no, no, sorry, not at all. I'm really excited to see you Also, I'm sad you just told me off the air that you're not gonna be able to see me till seven because Keegan really wanted to pitch to you and hit on you once. Oh, could I uh could I meet in the afternoon? Yeah Hey, I have an idea. What

31:00He's got school. He's got school though. That's the thing. They go back. It's cut school Cut school and then and then uh, no, I want to throw with him. Is there a part? The area? Yeah It's a million we can we'll figure it out and it's not that big of a deal But he like literally he wants in like 15 minutes with you. I don't know. He wanted to show you his I want to see his fucking movements moves Oh, we'll figure it out and then um also, I think we're doing sorry one more thing Just this is just housekeeping between rich and I Alex Warren. I think we're doing an event with so if Emmy really loved Alex Warren Yeah, it's gonna be in New York though, but it's in November just throwing it out there November Ellis Warren What type of an event? It's like a serious event. So it was be small. So we In our friend Mark who wears the um the sun shirts. He's in charge of it. So I'm pretty sure he could get it Okay, let me let me do it. I'll investigate. Yeah. Um, hey mark. Love your sun shirt Your fucking Rash cards gotta go but thanks for the hookup. Thanks for the hookup, bro Oh, I don't know if I can look at him the same way anymore. He's a respected man to me

32:03My intern and he's a respected man now. It's like a big respected man like he is working up like oh, I mean Very big deal. I know. I want to get a picture. We have deep talks like I mean We go back. Well, maybe you need to have a deep talk with him about his fucking rash guard I'm getting it. I'm gonna be the guy running this place. No one can fuck it's like Tom Brady holding his nose jump it in the water Fucking rash guard guard. I'm just telling you it doesn't look nerdy. I gotta find a picture. Okay, but hey You know that guy that runs serious exam like he's fucking ahead, huh? Yeah, guess what? He wears a child rash guard to the beach Although it doesn't look like a child does he have white No, no, that's like an 80s lifeguard. Okay, chill My guys back. I'm so excited to see you love you guys. Hopefully this can hold you over I mean, I'm down to try to figure it out but on Wednesday, but I know for our Thursday episode But I know maybe I don't know. I'm traveling. I want to be maybe maybe Are you coming up to serious? Yes, you're gonna come see us in the studio You want to share a Thursday wrap? I will figure it out. We'll figure it out

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