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Galaxy

sarah marie anderson's podcast·Apr 8, 2026·1:05:40

About this Episode

Animation Mario Luigi surrounding sounds saving a princess

Hosts & Guests

sarah marie anderson

Host

Transcript

Hey, this is strong, very hot y'all doing out there today.

I'm sitting here and I'm enjoying life with my family, yeah.

We have not out and it's been a long time coming, so we have not out on today.

Yes, we are.

Enjoying life.

This place right here, they should have been closed that day.

Bye.

Bed time.

The house of time.

Did you wash your face?

Yes.

Oh no.

Shhh!

Once upon a time, there was a brave and noble princess named Paige.

She was the great protector of the mushroom kingdom.

Her story begins many years ago.

I hear the story about the plumbers!

We did that one last night.

And the night before, and the night before.

Plombers, plumbers!

Plombers! Plombers!

Wah-hoo! I hooked on the brothers.

Mario and Loichi!

Teeth to the donkey cop part.

Oph-功, lucky cop!

Let's take the rest for tomorrow.

You all get tucked into bed, all right?

I'll be right back.

Princess Rosalina.

You're in common with me.

Princess Rosalina.

You messed with the wrong.

Mama.

I had a bad dream.

Uh-oh. It wasn't a dream.

Just in case.

One floor!

Three floor!

One floor!

Her name shall be feared one floor!

You shut up and just so happy for you, your first Princess Napping!

We might go too long!

No!

You're not going to be able to get out of here!

Oh, how does it feel to have babies?

Stay away from me!

You're next!

No!

Hey, Blue, that junk you infected, Mario, are we cool motorcycle guys now?

Obviously.

Oh, you're here.

Now, where's the troubled pipe?

We heard the sound.

Okay, okay.

How about pointing?

Okay, I guess we'll just follow that terrifying noise.

Come on.

You're not just scared.

Ah!

Look at this!

Yeah, it's the problem.

Hey!

Put the brake back.

Oh!

And the shovel was back!

Hey, it's all right.

You see?

Hey!

Okay, okay now.

What's your name, little guy?

Lucy!

Nice to meet you, Yoshi.

How did you get in a warp pipe?

Whoa!

Huh?

Oh!

Come on.

Whoa!

Come on!

Whoa!

Guess we'll never know.

Found the problem.

Hello Yoshi.

Yoshi?

Or the problem over Yoshi?

Yeah, you know, we found a little fella.

Where'd he go?

He might seem like a nice guy.

He knows that's my vibe, right?

Where are you taking us?

Try and enjoy Princess.

It's the last place you'll ever see alive!

It's pretty cool, right?

I really think my dad's going to love it.

Mama, I'm scared.

It's going to be alright.

My coopers!

Guess who stole a princess?

And not just any princess, the guardian of the cosmos,

the mother of the stars.

With her powers, we will destroy the universe!

She will give her life for our glory!

That was that for a speech.

Very descriptive.

No one hurts my kid!

Go!

The great battle of my life brought near.

It is time to free my father!

I think she'll like it.

Mario, do you have feelings for the princess?

What?

Oh, get what?

Can a guy give his good body a perfect present

to show her just how much she means to him?

When the moon hits your eye

like a big pizza pie that's full.

I'm not in love with peach.

Let's just go.

Hey guys!

Lookin' good!

Who is this?

Who can resist that face?

This is some cool dinosaur just shows up

and he's now part of the group.

Yeah, did you see the princess?

Hey!

You're missing your own party!

I hate birthdays.

Yeah, Luigi spent his tenth birthday crying

that his childhood was over.

Well, the crazy thing is, today's not my real birthday.

It's just the day the tones found me.

They have no idea where I came from.

I've lived my entire life wondering where my family is.

That must be so hard.

Sometimes I just feel so lost.

Guess it's not your actual birthday.

You don't want a present.

Mario!

Oh, I'm fine!

I love it.

Fuck!

I love it.

Princess Peach, I finally found you.

Oh!

Feel better now?

I can't believe it's really you.

Our mama has so many bedtime stories about you.

Me?

I'm sure.

She says anything ever happened to her to find you

and you'd help us.

Princess, our mama's been taken.

What happened?

A giant robot took her to a scary planet

out beyond the gateway galaxy.

Can you help us?

Peach, sorry.

I trust you.

We were eavesdropping.

Don't you even think about leaving us.

Can we just give the princess a minute?

She'll figure out what to do.

I disagree, Mario.

Even though my pajamas say otherwise.

There is nothing to figure out.

She is not leaving.

Yes, Jessica.

All right, guys.

Let's go.

We'll discuss more in the morning.

Good night, Princess.

Toad?

Pack our things.

Oh!

What now?

She left us.

Dear mustache, I've gone to the gateway galaxy

to begin my search for the Luma's mom.

I'm leaving the kingdom in your hands.

Sincerely, Peach.

Sincerely, Luma, that's a good sign.

Princess, Peach is gone.

Oh no!

Everyone calm down.

The Super Mario brothers can take care of the kingdom.

I'm leaving the kingdom in your hands.

Now, I'm glad you're here on my channel today.

I'll see you in the next one!

Bye.

We'll see you in the next one.

Bye.

Go!

Bye!

You're going to have a great time.

You're going to have a great time right now.

Three, two, one.

Oh.

Bye.

Tha.

Ha.

Tha.

Ha.

Oh.

Ha.

Oh.

Now what?

Hey, big guy you scared me you wanted to see us go

I'll be right up

Hey

Hey Luigi

What's up Mario

Behold! I made a masterpiece for Princess Peach. What do you think? And be honest.

Love the colors! The criticism I give you is its trash.

How dare you look at my masterpiece and say that! You think they think it's easy? I'll burn the skin off your bones!

Wow! Sorry about that. That's the old Bowser talking. Still working through a demon, I suppose.

All good, all better now. Anyway, it's not just a present. It's a peace offering.

I'd like her to release me, not for good behavior, for awesome behavior.

She'd never release you, and don't even ask about making you big again.

Even though I'm totally re-hypnotized! Mario, he's really changed. We're doing a weekly book club together.

I bring a soup. She doesn't trust you, and neither do I.

Oh, you better start trusting me, or I will keep your soul open!

I'm sorry, that's just a lie. All right, you know what, guys? I'm gonna hit the sack.

I need my eight hours or else I really turn into a monster.

We're taking everyone out of here. Go! Go!

Yeah!

Let's go!

No, not me.

Wow!

In the name of the Koopas, I demand that you release my father.

Over my dead body.

Fine with me.

Why don't we start over? I need to do it myself.

Okay, uh, hi, I'm Luigi.

I'm Bowser Jr., and I'm gonna be taking my father...

Now!

Yeah!

Oh God!

Yeah!

Everyone okay?

Where are we?

You gotta be kidding me!

Hey!

Get back here!

No!

You can't catch the wind!

Just kind of there.

Yeah!

Stop it!

You should probably spit him out.

Yeah!

This is embarrassing.

I'm still a tiny working person.

I'm actually my son.

I can see you here.

Mario, I used a terrible father.

He really must hate me.

Hey you!

You some trying to chop my head off just to free you.

He wants to see you.

He could just use some guidance.

Really?

You think I have a son?

You think he was my boy?

I remember her.

Yeah!

I remember her.

I think we heard the popular.

I remember her.

I'm going to bring it to the end.

Why?

It's a girl's back when I'm coming with you.

I can't put it.

Let me put it on.

I'm going to put it on.

Yeah!

Whoa!

Look what happens when you don't have a best friend!

This is the big Luigi dog, say it over and out!

Luigi!

There must ashes were ridiculous, but they weren't bad guys.

They were your friends, huh?

Nothing's more dangerous than a friend.

When your armors down, they'll stab you in the back.

Where did you hear that?

It's what you told me when you dropped me off for my first day at school.

I am a good dad.

Those friends of yours tried to ruin you.

Turn you into something you're not.

You know who won't hurt you.

Your family.

Family is forever.

Close your eyes.

Dad!

Wait for it.

Now open.

Guys, there's something extremely weird flying towards us.

What's going on?

Let's go!

Obia, smelly and dark.

See you in the morning.

Woo!

Once upon a time, there was a brave and noble princess named Peish.

Her story begins many years ago.

When she lived on a small planet with her sister, Rosalina.

The two sisters were named Rosalina.

When she lived on a small planet with her sister, Rosalina.

The two sisters were named of Star Dust.

Their love burned as brightly as the stars themselves.

Together, they could summon the power of the cosmos.

But evil forces wanted the power for themselves.

Rosalina had to send Peish away to safety.

The gods raised and protected her until she grew strong enough to protect them.

And welcome to the planet Bowser!

You really built all this?

That's not all.

We have our very own Boom's Day weapon.

And the princess, I can't doubt the power.

The universe will never forgive you.

This is who you are.

This is where you belong.

Tonight, we destroy the mushroom kingdom.

Tomorrow, the universe.

The world.

They're leading for you.

Sometimes, on this rainbow road of life, we lose our way.

But if you're lucky, a tiny version of yourself helps you remember your true calling.

My Tupas!

Your king has returned!

Oh!

No!

We'll get you on the planet.

Fuck it up!

It's about to get crazy.

Star Fox, team is ready!

Someone

Let's do this.

Come on!

Do the battle wall!

Come on!

You're up on task!

Come on!

I don't know what that means.

It means you go this way.

We go that way.

Got you.

Come on!

Enter our alert!

It won't be home now, Dan.

What?

My Lord, our tormentors have returned!

I'll take care of them.

I built a security system that's next level.

They're getting torn to pieces.

I love being a dad.

Oh, that days are long, but the years are short.

I love reaching Mario.

Prepare to meet your maker.

Come on!

I'll touch you now!

Come on!

I won't let them ruin this.

Come on!

It didn't have to be this way.

I know there's still some good in there.

Let us pass, Dan.

Or what?

You'll humiliate me at my wedding?

Shake me to a numbing and put me in a jar.

Make me join a book club!

We had our moment, Mario.

The Bowser is back!

And now you feel my fury!

Come on!

Dan!

I am the Lord of bones!

I am the Skull King!

I am his son!

Mario!

Go save him.

Go save him!

Finish this little.

Who?

What?

You know I never would have a draw!

Yes!

No!

Junior!

No!

We're so new now!

I need you to try!

I knew you would come for me.

Thank you!

I'm your fever, Dad!

Do it right, my boy!

Let's find my funds!

Mario!

Come here, my sister!

I am so happy you found each other!

I love a family reunion!

Mario!

My baby!

I missed you too!

Mom, can we visit the matrimpina?

I want to see the castle!

Okay, okay!

Where's your castle?

Oh, I want the castle!

I want the castle!

It died!

What are you talking about?

You know what, guys?

We're going to rebuild it!

The best castle ever!

Who wants to help?

So, how do you all like the movie?

You all like it?

It's good!

My man, I like the movie!

Hey, this is Strawberry!

Today was a nice day, today, to relax and sit and be around family and enjoy the day

as the day becomes tomorrow.

So, her doodles, and if you have loved ones in your life, sit down and take a moment to enjoy your door, be around, sit, talk and laugh about the things

that don't get talked or laughed about in your daily day.

So, her doodles live in life because life is what it is.

It is so, so, so, so, so real.

So, enjoy each moment as each one will pass you by.

Galaxy

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