Gerardo & August: No Pants, No Second Chance? 👀🩳

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Gerardo is on the phone today for a first date follow up and he's getting ghosted by a woman

named August.

So in a second, we'll call her and see if she'll tell us why she's ghosting him.

But first we have to hear about the date.

Gerardo, sorry you're getting ghosted man.

How long has it been since you talked to August?

Yeah, no, thank you.

It's been three weeks now and I haven't heard a date.

Oh, four times.

Oh, I don't have time.

Yeah, I'm sorry.

That doesn't feel good.

I actually got one of them in front of me.

I wrote, hey, I don't want to bother you, but I'll be honest.

I really liked you and would love to see you again.

And if you don't, I accept that.

But could you please just let me know?

Oh, okay.

And I've still got nothing.

And yeah, I feel like that's a, I feel like that's cool, right?

You know, you give her the opportunity to be like, yeah,

I don't want to see you again.

No hard feelings.

Well, you're just straight forward with what you need.

We'll tell us about the date.

The date was like the best date of my life, I feel like.

So Augustine told me that she has always wanted to go horseback

right.

She just kind of like brought it up in conversation once.

And so I booked a horse ride for us to go on.

And it included romantic wine tasting.

And I like guys on a star on the horse.

She was like, movie beautiful.

You know, yeah.

And I'm like, I'm bummed because I feel like she's the type of girl

that I could really see being with like a long term.

And I'm just confused because after the date,

like we spent a whole weekend together, she stayed over the night.

Oh, the next day we hung out at home all day,

snuggle on the couch, we watch the Netflix, order dinner.

Oh, that's right.

The other again, you know, like it was very romantic.

And in the morning, she left.

And she still seemed into me.

So I don't know what's going on.

How did you guys leave it when she left?

Or she's like, OK, we'll do this again soon.

We're just like, I was getting all positive vibes.

Like I keep replaying that to be like, did it

democracy or something like that?

Like I don't know.

I don't think so.

I mean, OK, my theory is she might be ghosting me

because during the day when she was staying over,

one of my friends stopped by.

And he came in for a while and he was like, you know,

talking about the bus to school.

And he was telling her stories.

And one of the stories he told her was about this summer

where I documented every fart that I had.

And I put it on YouTube as a fart, farting

memory.

What?

What?

You've been a little farting memory and put it on YouTube.

I mean, I might go to that too.

I'm not going to lie.

You documented every fart for a whole year.

Why?

For a year.

For a whole year, I documented every fart.

And then, yeah, I put it together as documentary.

I love it, man.

I want to watch it.

Dude, like you would, you would.

I bet it's good.

Dude, it's like, you think it's better than it sounds.

And I did take it down a while ago.

Just for a while.

Oh, dang.

Yeah, probably a good idea when I was at school.

All right.

Yeah.

I didn't want to, like, genuinely,

like, I felt like enough people told me I had to take it down.

But I was like, this is astrophysic.

This is cinematics master.

Yeah, wow, OK.

No.

Well, I mean, maybe that is the reason she's

going to sing you maybe.

I mean, when she grows out, like, that's the only thing

I can take up.

Gerardo is on the phone.

And he's getting ghosted by a woman named August.

So we're about to call her and see if she'll tell us

why she's ghosting him and maybe get him a second date.

But first, Gerardo, why don't you break down your situation

first again real quick?

Yeah, yeah.

Basically, I went on an amazing day with this woman.

We spent the whole weekend together.

She stayed over.

And it all seemed good.

And she left.

But she's been completely ghosting me.

And the only reason I can think is because my buddy came over

when she was spent in the weekend with me

and he told her about my fartumentary,

her documentary about the parts that I did for a year.

And brought that up.

And that's the only thing I think might be grossed out.

But that documentary is very good.

How long was that documentary?

Like, I feel like I kind of need to know.

It's like, it's 44 minutes.

44 minutes.

That's sweet.

It looks like a breakdown of the fart.

Like, there's an intro.

I'd like that.

It's like, it's like, it's like a legit documentary.

Yeah, that's cool, man.

I really do want to see this.

You guys can exchange numbers out there after the show.

I'm imagining like David Attenbrook.

Yeah.

We're rating.

Yeah.

Impressive, man.

I mean, if you were going on a date with me,

I would be impressed by that.

I'd be like, yeah, I would think it was very,

very, very extraordinary that you did that.

You said extraordinary.

All right, here we go.

I'm in the dollar phone number right now, okay?

All right.

All right, here we go.

Hi, man, speak to August, please.

Hello.

Hello.

This is she.

Oh, hey, how are you?

This is a radio show called The Jubil Show.

Hi, August.

I'm Nina.

Hi, I'm Victoria.

I'm my name's Jubil.

Oh, hi, hi, everybody.

Hi.

Hi.

Have you ever listened to the show before?

Yeah, actually, I have.

Oh, cool.

Okay.

Well, thank you very much.

And we're calling you today because I don't know

if you've heard the first day follow-up segment before.

That's where if you get ghosted by somebody,

they can email us to call you and ask why you're ghosting them.

And we got an email from somebody about you.

Oh.

Oh.

No, who might email us to find out where you're ghosting them?

Yeah, I have an idea.

Who do you think it is?

I went on a date with this guy named Gerardo.

Yes, it is Gerardo.

He says it's been three weeks since you guys talked.

He thought it was like the best date of his life.

And you guys spent the whole weekend together.

And he doesn't know why you're ghosting him.

Would you mind telling us?

I mean, yeah, I'll tell you.

I, um, so we spent the weekend with him.

And, um, I mean, the date itself was great.

Everything was cool.

And then, um, he, uh, like, wake up and he's hanging out,

watching TV in his, like, this big t-shirt and just his

bunnies.

And, um, I was like, okay, you know, cool.

That's cool.

I guess.

And then, and then that was how he stayed the whole, the whole day.

And t-shirt and bunnies?

Is it like undies or boxers?

Like undies.

Like, they're smaller than mine.

Like.

Whoa.

Tidy whiteies that they weren't, I guess they weren't white.

I don't know.

They were, I don't know.

So big t-shirt and undies.

T-shirt, like porky pig in it.

Yeah.

Okay.

So he was porky pig in it all weekend.

And just, it was just like, I was hanging out with my grandma in a 90, 90, like, it just,

I was just like, uh, you know, I mean, I want to hang out with my, you know, my 60 boyfriend

I'm dating and that just, it was not sexy at all.

It was just, we're going to braid each other's hair and talk about boys.

It's just, wow.

Like, I felt like I was hanging out with a girlfriend.

Because it's just a big t-shirt.

Like, like, some, some dude came over to visit him and he stayed like that.

Like, he said his friend came over and he was just chilling there with his big t-shirt

and underwear talking to his friend.

Yeah.

Like, that was how he, I, I mean, like, I kept expecting him to put on pants.

Like, I guess, I don't know.

I think he owns pants.

He wore pants on the date.

But then, no pants.

Wow.

Okay.

Well, thank you for winning the poo.

Really?

Okay.

Thank you for telling us, I guess, to appreciate that.

Also, I need to let you know that Gerardo is on the phone and wants to talk to you.

I don't know what he's wearing right now though.

Oh.

Okay.

Wow.

That's for her.

Okay.

Yeah.

See, that's a wrap.

I have to say.

I'm just kind of relieved that it's not about the farting of humanity.

But at the same time, I'm like.

Yeah.

This is crazy to me.

This is a non-issue.

Like, are you serious?

Like, I also thought that we were having a sexy weekend.

Like, that's.

Those are my, that's my comfy.

That's why you should look for the sexy weekends.

Yeah.

Okay.

Got it.

Yeah.

That's just like my lazy boy Saturdays and my previous girlfriends thought that was super sexy.

Yeah.

Lazy boy Saturdays.

Did they?

Did they?

Did they really?

Did they?

Yeah.

Okay.

Yeah.

Uh-uh.

I was like, you were wearing your like, you're grainy 90.

Like, no.

Not sexy.

I don't know.

I don't know.

You just know like in romantic movies, you get in your, in your, in your lazy boy Saturdays,

you lazy boy Saturdays, you hang out with your girlfriend all weekend, you're up and out.

Like, if your girlfriend is wearing your sexy t-shirt, that's sexy.

Not, not you wearing your 3 XL.

I met up for a humanitarian t-shirt.

No.

It's not like I don't wear-

No.

I wear pants all week.

Sometimes the guy just wants to let his legs breathe a little bit.

I mean, I get that.

I mean, your friend came over and still, no pants.

Just zero, like, just porcupig in it all weekend.

That was just totally cool with you.

Yeah.

And I was so, okay.

It's my boy.

Like, my boys know about my lazy boy Saturdays.

Like, that's not even a, that's never been an issue before.

He didn't even bring it up.

You notice that?

I didn't think it would be a point of conversation.

I thought he thought it was weird too, but maybe not.

Maybe that's your lazy boy thing.

I don't know.

But no.

No.

Well, are you sure?

No.

August, would you like to go on another date with Charter?

We'll pay for it.

I don't, I don't, I don't think so.

I don't think the lazy boy thing is just, that's a deal breaker for me.

What did you think of the documentary, though?

Like, when you heard that?

Though, I did tell you, it made sense to me.

I could just see you there and your lazy boy T-shirt and your lazy boy,

Pianny, having a weekend of it, document and fart.

Totally sexy.

Not.

Jubal's first date followed.

I'm Nancy Glass, host of the Burden of Guild Season 2 podcast.

This is a story about a horrendous lie that destroyed two families.

Late one night, Bobby Gumpride became the victim of a random crime.

The perpetrator was sentenced to 99 years until a confession changed everything.

I was a monster.

Listen to Burden of Guild Season 2 on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts.

Hey, this is Wells Adams with by order of the Faithfuls podcast alongside my fellow Faithfuls and co-hosts,

Tamra Judge and Dolores Catania.

The three of us have been watching the season of the Traitors,

and we've been inside that castle, so we have insight unlike many others.

This season of the Traitors may be the best we've ever seen.

Listen to by order of the Faithfuls on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts.

This is the biggest night in podcasting.

The countdown is on to our 2026 iHeart Podcast Awards live from South by Southwest.

March 16th will honor the very best in podcasting from the past year

and celebrate the most innovative talent and creators in the industry.

It's truly a who's who of the podcasting world creativity, knowledge and passion will all be on full display.

And the winner of the iHeart Podcast Award is...

See all the nominees now at iHeart.com slash podcast awards.

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Hey everyone, it's Emily Simpson and Shane Simpson from the Legally Brunette Podcast.

Each week we're bringing you true crime through illegal lens.

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or you still need to wrap your head around the ditty verdict, we're breaking it all down step by step.

And we're not just lawyers, we're also husband and wife. It makes for some pretty entertaining episodes.

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