Getaway Day! | What Happened Last Night | Did Don Sweeney Fart? - 4/17 (Hour 1)

Toucher and Harvey on 95, the sports house.

Let's go.

I love feet.

I love feet.

Absolutely.

Surgeon at arms?

Too much, maybe?

I love feet.

OK.

10, 4, good buddy.

Thank you.

Oh.

Madam Secretary, could you read back the notes?

Ha, ha, ha, ha.

At 14.05, Tony Maserati said I love feet.

Yeah.

And the room nodded.

Thank you, Madam Secretary.

Where do we move from here?

Um.

The next topic will be foot jobs.

He-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he.

Hmm, interesting.

Let me.

Let me clear the schedule for the rest of the day.

Let me pet my chin when I go over this.

It's a getaway day for the three of us.

Good timing, as the Celtics and Bruins start their playoffs

and the first round of the NFL draft is Thursday night.

But, uh, and so again, I can see why Rick, the program director,

would be annoyed.

But it is school break.

And, uh, we are, uh, slaves as of now.

I mean, this will change in the coming years,

but as of now to the school, uh, calendar.

Now, I have, uh, I might switch with my wife next year to, uh, one year

to, uh, take my daughter in February,

because that does not interfere with much.

I mean, I'm still not broadcasting from the marathon, but nonetheless, uh,

I will, uh, I might not take the entire week off.

Hard to eat.

I had a lovely time in the air.

We did it together.

It's just, uh, very inconvenient.

It's not the marathon.

And I understand the value of being there.

But, uh, it's, uh, it just, it seems rather inconvenient when you're not running

in it to get down there, uh, do a whole show.

But Danny Roach, Danny Roach is almost, it's better that Danny Roach is there.

Well, I was there with Dan last year.

And, uh, yeah, he's, he's great for it.

Uh, six a.m. Monday, outdoor broadcast, 40 degrees at that time.

I think that's actually colder than what we had.

Did they give you a space heater?

No, no, no, no, you're under a tent, you know, but the front of it is exposed.

You know what I'm talking about.

And if you want to warm up, there's kind of a building off to your right,

about 20 yards away, you can walk into.

They could give you a space heater.

I don't know, but there's no promotion staff anymore.

So maybe that's a little different.

It's problematic.

Do you guys that set up your own tent?

Yeah.

We had to get there like midnight, start plugging stuff in.

Dennis, that everything, you know, plugged in right?

And the thing about it is there's no hotel around there, right?

Oh, no, it doesn't, it doesn't even really matter.

I did that the first year I stayed in, uh, in a hotel, uh, really swanky joint

and, uh, Milford.

That's right.

Uh,

that I went back for the second year,

I said, no, I will not be doing that.

It did, it took like 40 minutes to drive out there at that time in the morning.

So no, there was, it made my case and hopping, hopkington, not at five a.m.

Because we had to meet at a place at five in order because you can't,

you can't drive up to the broadcast in park.

You got to meet a few miles away and then be driven over there.

So, uh, getting out of there was fun.

That was great.

Getting out is an issue because that's when stuff has really blocked off.

You got to take this.

There are 75 roads that are closed and only one road that's open.

Yeah, this serpentine route to get back to where your car is only like a couple

miles away from where you parked, but it was easy to drive in at that point.

And then once the race starts, no, you can't go back there.

What do you want to go back there for?

You can understand the road closures and stuff,

but it's even a pain in the ass if you live anywhere near the, the marathon route.

Yeah.

Because it, and it's amazing how long that goes for because you'll see the wheelchair

racers, they finish that thing in like 45 minutes.

They're flying.

Yeah.

And then you're like, there's always that false sense of things are ending.

Like, okay, well, the wheelchair people have, uh, athletes have, have finished the,

the race and, and the runners will be along soon and after a couple of hours,

it'll all be done.

Right.

And then, and then that's nothing, that's not the case at all.

That is not the case at all.

It goes, uh, well into the evening.

Yeah.

You and I have that problem of a main road right near where we live being closed,

making getting home problem.

Well, if I take that word again, the problem, the problem is is that if you,

you got to take 95 home and then it was, and then if you take, it was worse in bright.

But if you take 95 home, you don't have to obviously go by commonwealth.

Avenue, but the thing is, is that no one else can go take commonwealth Avenue either.

So 95 and root nine, even at, you know, you know, 11 in the morning are jammed.

So it's a, that's no fun.

But, uh, where are you going, John?

I mean, Hardy's going to Naples.

I know that I'm going to the Bahamas.

Yes.

I'm going all the way to New York City to see my father and then to see the in laws

for a few days in the coming home.

And they're in suburban Philadelphia.

Yes, they are.

Are they in the Pennsylvania side of New Jersey side?

Uh, the Pennsylvania side.

Oh, well, in what will you be doing at your in laws house?

I, not a whole heck of a lot from what I, from what I've been told.

Whole family, what's that?

The whole family.

All four of us.

Yeah.

We're going to be there.

You know, all four of us, why, why, why would I take my kids to see my in laws?

Yeah.

Like, why wouldn't they come here?

Oh, a good question.

I'm not saying, why would you see your in laws?

I'm saying, no, an excellent question.

I don't have a good answer for that because New York City is kids, like as much as I say,

why are you taking your kids to Paris?

New York City, anyone, your kids love it.

There's like, it's so much to do.

Yes.

So, uh, and, and that's, that's a no brainer.

But, uh, suburban Philadelphia, I have experienced on many occasion.

As I was married to a woman from Cherry Hill, New Jersey, and I got to tell you, uh,

a bit of a nightmare, uh, nothing, not, not a, not a place that you want to beat.

Now Philadelphia is a fine city.

It is.

It is.

There's only so much.

It's not New York City.

We're just by nature of being in it.

There's distractions, galore, like Philadelphia, there's certain sections that are cool,

but are they cool for your kids?

No.

I remember the time that I told my, um, I was, uh, I might have been married.

And I went to, to Cherry Hill, New Jersey.

I hadn't gone, obviously, before I was engaged, I would refuse to go.

Uh, but then I got there as I could not stand the woman that lived there.

My former mother-in-law, who I despise, uh, I went and I, um,

and I just went, I want to go to the, uh, the Philadelphia Museum of Art.

And not just for the Rocky Stairs, I figured that since we have time, we didn't have kids.

I said, since we have time, I, I would just like to say that I went into it and saw it.

Like it's a good way to kill the day.

It's a, uh, a nice cultural thing to do.

And I thought that that was very mature of me and, uh, and so my, uh, wife at the,

my wife or my fiance at the time said, uh, mom, we're going to go to the,

uh, Philadelphia Museum of Art, she called before we got to Philadelphia.

Uh, and then my mother-in-law said, Oh, okay, yeah, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll work it out.

And then so we got to Philadelphia.

And, uh, my mother-in-law said, we will not be going to the Philadelphia Museum of Art.

I want to see the bodies exhibit.

Oh, totally other location, which is really like the Philadelphia Museum of Art.

If you think about it, it's dead bodies positioned in athletic, that ways.

Yeah. So that was a, uh, it was the same thing.

And I do, I do appreciate it too.

Since we were in town for three days that we do the thing that she wanted to do,

even though she didn't have to come anywhere.

I did appreciate that.

And I also appreciated just going with it and not fighting back because we couldn't,

it's not like we needed passes to get into the museum.

I think you can show up on like a Thursday afternoon and get into the Philadelphia Museum of Art.

I, it wasn't some like Picasso retrospective or something.

I just literally was looking for anything to do.

But then, uh, and this is a pretty good measure of the relationship.

She just went, no, no, we'll go to the bodies exhibit.

And then so, uh, I mean, I, I couldn't have been married because I was just like, okay.

And then we went to bodies and it was just gross and stupid.

And then, and then that was, that was the whole thing.

And it wasn't anywhere near the Philadelphia Museum of Art.

It wasn't like it was in the Philadelphia Museum of Art.

It was nowhere near there, but she lives there.

She could have gone to that exhibit at any time.

It's almost like she wanted to exert unneeded control over me.

I don't, it wasn't so much about wanting to see the cadavers as much as it was making you do

something. Oh, I don't think you have to be fluid or young to really get inside the head

of the woman. No, I don't, I don't believe she cared at all about seeing the body's thing.

I think that she went, he wants to do something.

We're not going to do it.

That's the first matter on the agenda.

And now I'll find literally anything.

She probably opened up the Philadelphia inquiry and just closed her eyes and pointed to an ad.

And it was for the stupid bodies thing.

And which it wasn't even cool.

Like it was just dead bodies like and it was just weird.

It wasn't even gross.

It was gross is giving it too much credit.

It was just like like skinless bodies like positioned in like running form and stuff to my

recollection.

I think they showed it like an alcoholic brain and surprise, surprise.

If you've got wet brain, your brain looks different.

It was shocking stuff.

They showed like lungs that had been like ravaged by smoking.

I was just disgusting on so many.

It was more like a thing that they would do at a high school like to like not to smoke.

But it's like interesting and as much work that goes into it.

I feel like it's one of those things where after you kind of look at a couple of them for,

I don't know, five minutes, you kind of get it.

Oh, I don't know if bodies was ever considered some kind of cultural high point for society.

Like you're supposed to spend some time there.

I mean, I mean, yeah, you, yes, you, it's, it's, it's, it's an event that you get passes for

and buy tickets for and then you, it's not, like it, it's a, it's a show or an installation

or whatever you would call it that you get passes for you buy.

And yes, you were supposed to spend like an hour or so, I don't know, I don't think me

are going around the body.

Yeah, I don't think I could kill that much time.

No, no, it gets old quick.

Yeah, like the first thing you go, okay, I've never seen something like this before.

And then they go, but, but there's more.

If you ever seen one playing poker, oh, no, I didn't.

Well, they had dead dogs playing poker.

So it was a bit of whimsy.

It was a bit of whimsy thrown in for that.

So yes, now, John, will you be flying or driving driving, of course.

Yeah, Johnny, no, we're driving.

We're absolutely driving.

So yep, it's going to be a lot of fun.

When do you leave?

We leave tomorrow morning late, late tomorrow morning.

Yeah, now you don't want to get up early to drive into banan.

We're going to get there about to wish something like where are you parking?

Actually, it's, it's a whole thing.

Well, of course it is.

Oh, of course it is.

Well, we're parking in New Jersey and taking the train to Penn station.

That's actually not stupid.

Well, what, what you thank you, well, no, it's not stupid.

Yeah, it's better than parking in the city.

What you should have done, John, you stupid idiot.

Yes.

Is you should have taken a plane or the Assella to Manhattan.

Then spent your time in Manhattan, then gone home.

No, then, then taking the train to Philadelphia and then flown back from Philadelphia.

Cobb boom.

And therefore you're not parking anywhere.

And then even if you had to rent a car in Philadelphia, and I'm telling you, a flight

from one way ticket for four people from Philadelphia to Boston, it's not going to bankrupt you.

Even though the gas prices are high, it's not going to bankrupt.

That airports, oh, it's horrible, awful.

Oh, no, it's not a good experience.

No, no, the Philadelphia airport, for those of you who haven't tried it is terrible.

Well, the problem they say with the Philadelphia airport is it's between all the other airports.

Right.

It's between all the New York airports.

It's between the DC airports and the Baltimore airport.

Like, it's just in a flight path that's very hard to navigate.

That's what I've been told.

Have I mentioned the wedding that I'm supposed to attend this summer?

You have where it off air.

Where is it?

You've not said it on air.

I can't tell you the exact city.

I know that it is, it is Marcy's nephew.

And it is somewhere near the Ozarks, like Lake of the Ozarks.

And apparently the easiest place to fly into to get there would be Branson, Missouri.

And this has success written all over it.

Well, originally the plan was to go to Omaha, spend some time there.

And the way Marcy first pitched it to me, she's like, well, if it's just me and the kids,

then we'll probably just go to the wedding and then come back.

But if you're going, then I'm thinking that we'll go to Omaha first,

and then drive to the lake of the Ozarks or someplace near there.

And then maybe spend like a week there at the lake of the Ozarks.

And I said, you realize we live in Massachusetts and that we have an ocean next to us.

And the last thing you want to do during the summertime in Massachusetts is drive to the

a landlock state and go to a lake where I'm pretty sure the chief financial drivers there

are mild tourism and methamphetamine.

I don't think, I don't think this is something where we would want to spend a week's vacation there.

Are you, how do you want to be involuntarily sawtomized while you were down there?

Right.

When was the last time you were out to Nebraska to visit the family here?

It's been a really long time.

When would be the next, the last time you were in Nebraska if you had been lost there?

Good point.

It's a nice people.

I get along with all of them.

They're great.

It's and actually being in Omaha is not bad.

You know, you go downtown and, you know, the college world series is going on.

There's, there's stuff to do in Omaha Nebraska.

There's stuff to do, but we're not even going to Omaha.

If we were going to Omaha, I would be, I'd be much more on board with this.

Now, you still can't fly direct there.

You can't fly direct from Boston to Omaha.

Okay.

Stop it.

Okay.

No, no, no, you're going to minimum through Chicago to get there.

This place, and normally I'd be all over it.

I'm like, oh, I'm getting a little anxiety here.

We got a book place.

I haven't even looked.

I haven't looked at Marcy hasn't booked to me either.

And it's just hanging there.

How big of airports is Branson, Missouri have?

Well, I mean, you think of it's a lot of private planes and stuff going in there

because they want to go to Yakov Smirnoff's comedy hut.

I mean, you got to figure.

It's like all the people off season from the Hamptons are flying in.

So I would imagine a small aircraft put expensive G4s and things of that nature

if that's a kind of airplane.

Yeah, I think probably more along our budget.

We probably fly commercially.

And then we would try and pick up a Jeff Dunham shuttle,

which will take you to his puppet theater.

And from there, you kind of branch out.

But at least that gets you into the hub.

Yeah, you'll now you'll end up with a rash.

But don't worry.

They will have medicine when you get home to fix it.

Because I can tell you it pigeon forage.

They have they have saves there.

And they they're like roadside saves stands.

I would very.

For various skin conditions.

Yes, they make them they make them out of

turpentine and homemade things they find around the house.

But the like because I've been to pigeon forage.

Pigeon forage is so bad that we had a hotel.

And I'm like, I'm not staying here.

Like where are you going home?

And you want to talk about my parents being confused.

I'm like, I'm sorry, but I'm just not staying here.

Like it's only an hour and a half drive.

I'm like, I'll drive.

Like I don't I'm not staying here.

But pigeon forage is at least

near somewhat near a mid-size city.

Branson, Missouri is its own entity.

Yeah.

Which would which would fright me very, very much.

I don't know how it's the closest major city is Springfield.

And maybe that's where you fly into.

But the original plan to go to Omaha.

And then I just looked it up again and said.

And then from Omaha drive down to like, you know, where this happened.

That's six hours.

And you know, you're driving, you know,

well, you get to drive through Kansas City, which is fantastic.

Yeah, that sounds like a lot.

So and for how well do you know the people getting married?

Pretty well.

When was the last time you've seen them?

10 years ago.

Yeah, you don't know them that well.

Yeah, I don't know if you need to go.

If you're getting married in the middle of nowhere,

I don't think that you're required to go.

Like we got married in Grand Bahama Island

because there was an airline called AirTran

and our station had a deal with AirTran

that you could fly for free.

And that's in first class where there, you know, it was in.

So everyone at my station could fly for free.

So I we invited something like 120 people

in a hundred and 18 came.

But my expectation was that like a hundred and

like a 90 people would come or 80 people would come

because it was a destination wedding.

I think that and at least people wanted to go to the Bahamas.

Right.

Even though it was in July, people wanted to go to the Bahamas.

So if you're getting married somewhere

despicable and tough, tough to get to,

I don't know if that and I'm sure it's a nice place

and I'm sure it's on the water blah blah blah.

You're they're not listening.

I'm telling you that they have to know that it's difficult

for people that don't live around there to get to that wedding.

And it's asking an awful lot if you haven't seen someone in 10 years

for them to come to the wedding.

And then if you're them,

you have to think of is this going to change my enjoyment

of the experience if so and so and so and so aren't here?

Sure, we wanted, we needed to invite them

and it would be great if they came.

But is it going to in any way be a topic of discussion

for the bride and groom during the course of the wedding

that you are not there?

And the answer is almost always no.

I don't know if you're talking about like immediate family members.

No, no, bride and groom are all the matter.

Yeah, no, no, I'm saying if the bride and grooms

immediate family members are not there,

but if you're talking just relatives on Sunkel's cousins,

yeah, it's all the answers.

No, no, it's not going to change their enjoyment level.

I mean, I don't even know.

My cousins didn't come to my, I had one cousin come to my wedding.

I'm sure I invited all of them that weren't dead.

Like so, but you also, you also understand Marcy's going

and the kids are going.

It's really a question of whether or not I'm going.

That's what your kids want to go?

Sure.

Did they like amusement parks?

I'm online here.

Explore brands and I'm trying.

I'm trying my best to help you.

I know.

And I'm giving you really good arguments.

I'm giving you arguments.

I think they should go right through what?

I mean, we don't have any family around here.

So this is a chance for them to, you know,

like connect with family.

I get it and I can, so they do want to go.

Okay.

You got good kids.

I don't know if that would be the case for me.

My kids love going to my parents house,

but my parents moved to a beautiful lake front environment.

And so you walk out their back door and you're on jet skis and boats

and screwing around like if my parents still lived in Farmington Hills,

my kids wouldn't not want to go to my parents house.

Or at least it set the precedent for wanting to go there.

And then my kids got very close to my parents.

So, but I think some of that is because it was fun to go to their house.

So like if they still lived in Farmington Hills

and we're going there and it's like,

what do you want to do to go to Taco Bell or Burger King?

Or I can drive you into Detroit, which we enjoy Detroit.

But it's not the same thing as walk outside and get on a jet ski or walk outside a

knee board because wakeboarding is too difficult.

Let's be honest.

All right, look, I don't think you should go.

I'm on your side.

That's asking a lot.

Not from your wife, but from the people getting married.

It's a little rude.

That's all.

Yeah, I don't think of it as rude.

I don't think of it as, you know, anything.

I don't even really feel obligated.

Other than there's a family trip happening and, you know,

should I be involved with that?

Right.

That's it.

Yeah, maybe they come here.

Maybe you get a, maybe you get a man who'll pay for the wedding.

Yeah.

But we want you to have it and bust it.

Let me ask this and then we're going to break in one second.

Would you rather, because you have to pay to go to this wedding,

go to this wedding, you have your family go to this wedding,

or you guys rent a place on the cape over the coast of the summer

and invite the couple to the cape.

Oh, it's the cape.

Yeah, easily.

So maybe your wedding gift to them is a trip to the cape.

Would you rather go to the wedding or do the marathon broadcast

on Monday morning?

Oh, I will do the marathon broadcast.

You've never done it.

I know that ends.

That's close.

I know that there's a start time and an end time and that's it.

Yeah, no, no, I, that I've done.

Hey, we ordered pizza.

The van's going to play for another hour.

No, and then you have to get there.

And I'm sure it's easy.

And anytime you have a connection and I can speak to someone

who goes to Knoxville three times a year,

that if, when you have a connection going into a small airport,

any, any variance on your connecting flight,

the flight, the originating flight throws everything off

and there's a day by a day or two.

Yeah.

So like, that's why I only fly through Atlanta or Detroit

to go to, to go to Knoxville.

Because if I have to all fly into Nashville

because like I can't get on a Knoxville flight because they're packed,

you know, they're like ADC planes and there's no seats.

They book out like a month in advance

because there's no flights to Knoxville.

So if enough, and if I get stuck in Atlanta or Detroit,

it's not like I'm stuck.

It's like I can maneuver around.

I know how to operate.

If you drop me in one of those cities for a week,

I'm not like hopeless.

Like, like, don't know what to do.

I have people to lean on.

I could spend two weeks there and be fine.

So that's, and they happen to be major hubs.

So, yeah, you talk to me.

I know what I'm doing.

If you want to talk about going to Hick Towns,

you just, you look no further than me.

I worked in coming Georgia and I,

my parents live in East Tennessee.

I'll fill you in.

I'll tell you how to get out of stuff too.

I'd horrible in-laws.

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Oh, you want me to go now?

Well, I got me to go.

I mean, yeah, it's your segment, baby.

Do you want me to do it?

Do you have to get in here so early

so you can write everything down?

I just had a flashback.

Come on.

What are we doing?

I just, I'm sorry.

I got defensive.

I have nowhere.

If Bobby just conjures up all these images

and he gets angry, it's amazing.

Don Sweeney is speaking yesterday

as we are two days away from the start

of the Bruins postseason.

He's putting a lot of expectations on this team.

I just don't like the fact

that you set yourself up to say,

well, we exceeded because I don't want,

I can pat themselves,

but I want them focused on the fact

that we expected to be competitive

and we said at the deadline,

this team had earned the right

to see this thing through.

We felt we were a playoff team.

Okay.

So not really putting expectations on it,

but he farted just so you know,

where Adam is dismissing it,

even though Ryan was the one who pulled it out.

Did you listen to it?

I did.

And look, it's not a fart court situation,

but I am going to play it and let the audience

discuss it. Okay, that's fine.

I mean, the audience has been very vocal

that he farted through to the 2138 mark

and listen to it and I did not feel

it warranted further investigation.

It's a subtle, it's well,

first of all, what there's nothing else

happened last night.

So are you kidding?

Yes, I'm not, no, I'm certainly not kidding.

So if you go down further in your notes,

there's nothing, but I will tell you

that it's certainly worth.

If the audience says that Sweeney farted,

he's a local GM.

You have to open an investigation.

Or just a quick one.

Charges that charges have been filed.

You have to open an investigation.

This is not an 8 AM 15 minute affair.

I'm talking about literally just playing the clip

and then moving on.

I don't even have to do it right this second.

I just, I want the audience to know

that we have heard your cries.

And I will play cries for justice.

Right.

For the evidence to be heard.

Right. I mean, just just for it to be acknowledged.

And then that will happen.

I mean, I don't need Adam telling me.

It's a little insulting.

Adam's like, oh,

I didn't find it.

I didn't find it.

Ryan sprinted down here.

I know, well, they see he learned his lesson.

Captain Cash learned how to move.

After I dope slapped him about the golf show

enough times this past week.

Yeah, you should hear the two of them.

They're like PTSD after that.

They're like two wild dogs.

They're like two junkyard dogs about this golf show.

All right, here we go.

Here is a sweetie who talked for 32 minutes

or something yesterday.

And good for him.

And that's nice of him.

But I poor anyone having to sit there

and listen to 32 minutes of him babbling on.

It's not exciting.

And now he's done a great job.

And he should have some job security here for a little while.

But then he fart is the real question.

And I will present to you the evidence.

So you wonder when the hiccups and certain things, you know,

he says hiccups.

So he's thinking you can tell he's thinking he's thinking about it.

Involuntary.

Involuntary noise coming from his body.

Sonic emissions.

Yes, air may not show up due to an experience.

And he is.

Oh, how could you be?

You're an idiot, Adam.

It could be how could you both of you are idiots?

How could you be so sure that's not a far?

I'm not sure it's not, but it could be a 100 things.

Well, yeah, but that's what makes it see if it was

I go that's just someone put a fart noise in there.

It's the subtlety and pop of it.

That it might not even be sweetie, but someone there farted so much more

interested if it were.

Well, that's an old man.

He's not old enough.

That's a Biden situation.

Yeah, it's really still in his 50s.

Well, if you want presidential farts,

Biden's are a lot of like flaps.

I mean, from I've played Biden and Trump farting.

And Biden's are like, he doesn't know what's going on.

And Trump's are more like, what?

Because you got a figure.

All right.

Yeah, very wet.

Yeah, sure.

Play it.

So you wonder when the hiccups and certain things,

you know, may or may not show up due to an experience.

And he is.

Oh, come on.

It's it sounds like someone wrapping on a table as much as it sounds like a fart.

Oh, yeah.

What the all the tables that they're sitting at?

What what what else is in the room?

Chairs in a podium.

Yeah, there's no tables.

No, that John and I have both been in there on several occasions.

There's no.

Are you there yesterday?

No, I couldn't make it.

Yeah, I figured no, my dog was sick.

I think you're slowing it down is not helping your case.

The job that you said, I don't know.

Yeah, now you know, I played it.

I did what I said I was going to do.

I just don't like how um, flip it.

You you can't be dismissive.

You can't be dismissive in a situation like this.

I was dismissive.

I dismissed it.

I didn't know, but I dismissed the case.

I don't like to go over.

That's fine.

I did not dismiss it.

I was just a beyond a shadow of a doubt.

You're convinced the the thing was it wasn't worth playing.

And if it was the day after a game seven, certainly it's not worth playing.

But on a day that no one played, that's worth investigating at six thirty.

Look, I didn't say let's make an eight o'clock out of it.

And let's explore it for and make production around it and stuff.

I just simply wanted the clip.

I perhaps I view my time as being a little more precious.

And now we don't have as much time to listen to Dan Roach.

Ask a question, a question of Charlie McAvoy.

Do you dream of the gold medal in a Stanley Cup?

Yeah, that'd be a no.

No, Dan, I don't.

Now that I have the gold medal,

I'm pretty much disinterested in anything else until the next Olympics.

Thank you for your time.

Do you dream of the gold medal in a Stanley Cup?

Dan, you're listening.

What what is that?

What's that question?

The thing is Dan, but you said you can hear.

You can see him as he's as he he's smiling and nodding his head.

Do you dream of a gold medal in Stanley Cup and getting to say,

now I'm going to Disney World, huh?

Like what's the poll quote from that?

Like what's the angle on that?

Like what do you want audio?

You're trying to get out of that that you can use.

Right.

And like because I get like Dan's jobs not to like,

gotcha these guys, but like if you're

is the idea that you ask that question and then you go,

we asked Charlie about the chance of a gold medal in the Stanley Cup.

And then you play a clip of him saying that would be great

because that doesn't sound overly satisfying.

Well, let's hear what Charlie said.

Maybe it will be great and satisfying.

Do you dream of the gold medal in a Stanley Cup?

Yeah, that'd be a problem here.

Yeah, absolutely.

That is the dream.

That's why we play the game.

Every way what happened was incredible.

I'm so happy.

Still, what we accomplished and you know,

the chance that we have in front of us,

this team to, you know,

what we've done collectively to get back to the playoffs.

Yeah, of course, I thought of that, you know,

what it would be like to accomplish all that.

I should hope so.

You're getting paid to play for the Bruins.

I could care less about your gold medal.

It'd be a hell of a year and then he would be happy.

I didn't know that until Dan asked.

Wouldn't that be funny?

You'd be almost being too much of a dick to Dan

because he's such a nice guy.

But if you were like, do you want to win the gold medal in the Stanley Cup

and you just be like, no.

The hell kind of question is that?

I think it's stupid.

Yeah, but what do I care?

All right, try hard.

Lord Stanley, yeah.

Yeah, I want to dance around with the stupid cup.

For what?

I got a gold medal and that's worth 10 times more.

Gold's bigger, better.

You don't even get to keep the Stanley Cup.

I got this medal forever.

Screw the Bruins.

I don't even need the money.

All right, let's take a break.

And when we come back,

we will maybe I don't know

some non-news in the NBA getting talk based on the lack of action.

Oh, yeah, well, you wouldn't know his non-news

by the amount of coverage it's getting.

It's really of no concern to anyone

but the two people involved.

But nonetheless, we will be back in just a moment here at the headlines.

We're going to people listen to touch.

Because it's a thing.

You know what I'm talking about?

Sure.

No idea what you're talking about.

Here's more of the thing on the sports hub.

Bob, go ahead.

That is 100% apart.

If you listen to it, he holds his breath before he farts.

Sometimes you got to give it a little force to get it out.

He does that.

All right, let's see here.

This is the last time, Bob.

I will indulge you.

Here we go.

So you wonder when the hiccups and certain things,

you know, may or may not show up due to an experience.

And he's the job that he's done, you know, really.

His, yeah, Bob.

Yeah, let's just be honest, Bob.

You and I have to agree that the dismissiveness of

Hardy and Adam 12 was not warranted, correct?

The head of the heart is a terrible.

Yeah, 100%.

Yeah.

All right.

Thank you.

Disrespectful.

Yeah, I agree.

I agree.

Yeah, you were ready to dismiss this with prejudice, Hardy.

I don't see how you can do that.

Yeah, you're right, John.

I was.

I didn't feel it was worthy of the court's time.

He seems angry that we've entered into this discussion.

He doesn't like to be, um,

no, he doesn't like to be told that, uh,

that, uh, that, uh, people are questioning his judgment.

That's all.

Huh?

Who cares?

I think for anyone to be able to hear that and definitively say it was a fart.

I think you're lying to yourself.

I think you want to dance.

I think you wanted to be a fart.

That's so much that it is clouding your judgment.

It's like good jazz.

You can't definitively say it's not.

Yeah, man.

What do you know?

You God?

Uh, uh, see the NBA.

You're not God.

Yeah.

The NBA has, uh, as finally brought justice to two individuals.

And this is something that we are all bringing our hands over and losing sleep over.

This by the way, this was the lead story this morning.

Oh, good.

Luke Adonchich and Kate Cunningham will get their awards.

The NBA and players union ruled in favor of the Lakers.

Luke Adonchich and the pistons Kate Cunningham.

On their challenge to the rule that players must play 65 games

in order to qualify for postseason awards.

Both fell one game short.

Remember, Donchich missed two game in December because of the birth of his child.

And then Cunningham had a collapse lung, which caused him to miss some time as well.

And so unless you're a player who has it in their contract that you get a bonus for being all

NBA, this is, so this is of concern to Kate Cunningham, Luca Donchich,

and two other players, Anthony Edwards.

Well, no, no, no.

But just just with those two, the two guys that they would get off an all NBA team.

Right.

So it's of concern to no one.

Like I have loosely followed the pistons this season.

I tried to get into it and then I didn't really click.

But I can tell you that I lost no sleep over Kate Cunningham being

an eligible for all NBA.

I don't even know why it's particularly worthy of the news.

This is the only reason that we're bringing it up is that I don't even know why it's

worthy of news.

It's, it seems like a negotiation.

Well, it is a negotiation.

There was an arbitrator that ruled on it.

That is of between two parties and is of no consequence to the, the viewing public.

It just seems like an, an ass and a thing to pretend to care about.

And also kind of asked the nine to have a rule and play 65 games.

But then to say, oh, no, not really.

Oh, I didn't know you missed a couple of games because of the birth.

I didn't know you were just one game short.

But that's how we can now we can walk it.

But that's for the NBA in the NBA.

Like that's not a fan issue.

Like it's like arguing over, you know, a Jimmy Fallon's negotiation with NBC.

Like, like who cares?

Or someone trying to get a role in a movie and they don't get it.

Like I just, I don't, it's not even that because then you get to see the movie.

It's just, it's, it's, or Jimmy Fallon arguing over ratings bonus, basically, is what it is.

Yeah.

And it's like, what a, I don't care if Jimmy Fallon gets his ratings bonus.

I mean, I hope he doesn't.

They have a false sense of how much the, the fans care about the MVP.

Now it gets talked about leading up to it.

But it's like any other MVP once it's decided who cares?

Well, neither of them are going to win MVP.

It's for all NBA.

And so they're not going to win MVP.

They're not, they're not, don't you should cutting him.

I can, they're not winning the MVP of the, they're not coming in the top two.

Certainly.

And I would guess, John, maybe not top three.

Yeah, it's down ballot voter votes.

Yeah, don't you shouldn't cutting him with three and four.

I don't think I guess for any postseason awards.

I mean, it's something that gets talked about leading up to it.

Sometimes like years later, but it doesn't matter.

Well, no, yeah, and specifically Fred to your point, they really don't care.

If you get you, if you hit your benchmarks for, you know, for your contract, who cares?

Right. It's sometimes interesting.

Like the last game in a meeting, the last game between

two NFL teams where it's meaningless, where there's a guy with a, like a,

a, yes, a marker where they're feeding him.

Like he's like one reception away from like a record.

If it's a game you have to watch, it adds like a little bit of intrigue to something

that's pretty much useless.

Right, right.

I'll take you back two years to the Jets Patriots season finale.

That was like a 16 13 slot, a slog.

But at a certain point, I said, I don't know why I went to a bar with friends

because they had every game on TV to watch it.

And there was a certain point during the game.

I'm like, I wonder if anyone here or anywhere else is is actually watching this.

It's it's not for a draft pick.

It's not for anything.

It's just if anyone is watching this for entertainment purpose.

Yeah, yeah.

And that's what's like, oh, this would be fun.

Oh, that was three years ago.

Let's sit down.

This is good.

Three years ago.

The last bell check here.

Very quickly here before we wrap up, there's something going on with the tiger woods case

in Florida.

And that newly filed motion woods is attorneys argue.

He has a right to privacy when it comes to his prescription records.

They also ask for a hearing to determine if prosecutors should be allowed to obtain

woods his records at Lewis pharmacy on Palm Beach.

As we told you a few weeks ago,

all of a sudden, you get in there and you start shooting the breeze.

She seems kind of odd.

Tiger, how about this?

Um, you don't have to go for any of this stuff.

What do you want to charge me with?

Done.

I'll take it.

I'll take it.

I plead guilty.

Yeah, I'm not, I'm not wild.

If I'm tiger about them getting access to my medical records.

I don't, and, and to that, I would say if I can stay out of jail, that would be.

No, no, no, but I just think as a citizen that if you get a, a, a DUI,

no, I don't want that.

I don't think that that gives them the right to start like,

poking around your medical stuff.

And I don't think it does either, but they might get it.

And if you don't want it out there, this is, you know, after three of these things now,

this is where you say, okay, all right, I'll take it.

I'll take the punishment.

Just don't go digging around anymore.

Will that stop you?

Will that stop you from going after the records?

Yeah, I, I'm just talking about as a citizen of the country that I'm not overly wild

about the idea that like if I get a,

what, it's a misdemeanor, right?

How does that even help them prove their case?

Because they can say that he, I guess, so they can say like he's getting this,

like un, unnecessary, like absurd amount of prescription medication,

like a narcotic and, and maybe then, maybe then they try to make it a bigger deal and like,

go after the doctors, prescribing it to him.

I don't know.

Yeah, if they want, if they want to do a more far-reaching investigation, that's fine,

but you should, you should have a, you should have enough

based on the evidence of the car being flipped over and this, the third time it's happened to,

you know, do whatever you need to do to, to prosecute.

And every cool doctor now has got to get busted,

just because their guys are driving, poor Lewis.

Like Lewis's pharmacy, like way to go tiger, like we're not flipping cars in residential

neighborhoods and we're, we're high constantly.

Lewis has got to lose hand.

If I'm Lewis's pharmacy, I'm not, see if it's CVS or Walgreens, I'm not concerned.

If I'm Lewis's pharmacy, maybe I'm a little concerned.

It doesn't say, maybe it's a chain in Florida and, and I sound like an idiot,

but it sounds like it's just some guy's pharmacy.

I just, it's kind of random.

Sounds like a, you don't hear too many, like, guy's pharmacy anymore.

Like, it's all, it's a drug store.

Yeah, it's a solid, drug and porium.

I just, of all the places.

Yeah, it just seems a little odd.

But, and it seems like someone might get more medicine than they could at a,

at a chain place.

Maybe the computer's broken.

All right, Bert Breer is here.

We will have him on in just a moment.