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Camel X, little white lion going out to my favorite little boy Kevin Wheeler from Michigan.

There are no Pantera, but they'll do.

There's sort of the Fanta orange of metal.

I mean, yeah.

Well, that means, look, they are, they were perfect for their time in the sense that they were the ultimate glam rock air band.

As far as like fitting in, they weren't that successful. They had that one record that was like where that song's on, but.

Well, like, here's my thing with white lion. I don't expect you to start the show.

So we're going to break down white lion here on Camel X.

They're really good.

Like the guys in the band are really real.

I'm sure they are. Yeah.

As opposed to like poison.

All those guys in poison are way better than me, but they're not like, you know, great musicians.

Where his white lion those guys are really good.

So many of those glam bands had really great musicians.

Yeah, I think a lot of times extreme.

Another great band.

Extreme was great band.

Saw them live.

Did you?

In Fort Lauderdale, a small club back in like in 1990, 1991.

Noobette and court can really shred.

He's great guitarist.

He's stupid.

Gary Schroen's okay.

I just, I have a bad taste on my mouth about him from the Van Halen thing.

Everyone does.

And it's not his fault.

No.

He got an offer to sing for Van Halen and he took it.

That's right.

And anyone would have.

Yeah.

Of course.

It's just they made a bad choice.

It's not the right fit.

Yeah.

He was the right fit for his band.

Yeah.

Right.

What's your stance on white line?

You know, I think they could use a little, a little less white and a little more

line.

Yeah.

I think they should try to tell the truth.

How about that?

What they needed to do was have another guitarist.

Yeah.

They needed to be a little bit heavier.

Yeah.

A little bit.

Although they were very, they were very radio friendly.

Like for the time that was with the kind of stuff that was playing.

Like that song was a big radio hit.

Yeah.

Yep.

Everyone's excited that we're streaming.

Yeah.

We usually have no stream Fridays, but we've cheated you out of a couple.

So why not?

We did or did the technology did?

Technology.

Technology.

I don't think we've cheated a amount of one like upon our own volition in a while.

Yeah.

Plus you got, you know, the time next week, you don't have to be on the stream.

Yeah.

That's right.

Yeah.

10, 15 tomorrow, wheels up and down to Jupiter.

Nice.

Yeah.

I'm excited.

And then I was just telling these guys at lunch last night.

At home, just chilling.

And my phone goes off and I look and it's Ricky Horton.

And I'm like, okay.

Yeah.

It's baseball season.

My friends texted me.

Okay.

Here we go.

I open it up and he's like, hey, Glove, I hear you're coming down for spring training.

Can't wait to see you.

I need one more guy for a for some to play golf on Monday morning.

How you feel about it?

And I'm like, I texted wheels and I texted Steve.

And I'm like, it's the right answer.

It's fun.

It's I texted Steve, our boss who's in Florida with clients.

And I said, Ricky Horton just asked me to play golf.

I'm a terrible golfer, but it seems like, you know, great opportunity.

And he goes, he's literally sitting next to me.

And I'm like, don't out.

Don't say anything.

Don't out me.

And so I came back and I'm like, hey, I'm not good.

And that's not a fake, not good.

That's a real not good.

And he's like, I don't care.

It's going to be fun.

We'll have a great time.

And I'm like, who else is playing?

He goes, it's me and you and John Tudor.

Oh, no pressure.

And another guy who I don't know who it is, probably pools.

And that's funny, man.

Yeah.

So I literally, I didn't tell any of you guys this because I was ashamed.

I literally door dashed golf spikes, which I,

they're still setting it in my house.

I haven't picked them up yet.

So I don't have any and I'm leaving tomorrow.

And I want to show up and Ken sneakers.

So, okay, we'll see how it goes.

Okay.

That should be fun.

That should be a lot of fun.

Who's clubs are using?

Uh, I'm assuming they'll just have some that I can, yeah,

that I can rent typically.

It's a club.

Yeah.

Watch, watch, watch your playing at like Mar-a-Lago.

We're behind it.

Great.

That'd be.

I mean, seriously, would you be like, this is free.

I don't know if they would let Dave in.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

You know what?

When you walk in there, I'm sure they have a blood test for TDS.

Facial recognition.

Also, this can be good just for like the health of our radio studio.

The door just blew open.

No one pushed that open.

Yeah.

That's Bob Highland walking in.

Oh.

That's not good.

That's a good one.

Now it's kind of closing on its own.

Well, I mean, you know, wind has its ways.

Yeah, with that door, it's like 55.

Yeah, I don't think it was fully closed.

Yeah, I don't think so either.

Yeah.

And then I also found out that we are going to, and I'm really excited about this.

Me and Michael Kelly and Ackerman, Wednesday nights and night before we come home, are going

to Miami to see the Dominican play Venezuela and the WBC.

Dude, welcome to Miami.

You can't, I keep telling you this, and I'll just say it on the ear.

You have no idea how cool that's going to be.

Yeah, I'm super excited.

It is going to be like a giant rave, but just, but baseball themed.

I'm known for my music.

Music, music.

They're going to be chanting that that will be such a fired up crowd.

Yeah.

I guess I'll root for whoever is surrounding me.

I mean, you just probably picked the Dominican because they're probably going to win.

You're a roof of the winter.

So yeah, that's going to be my week.

That sounds pretty great.

I'm a nervous flyer.

Don't forget to bring your foot putter.

Yeah.

Oh, trust me.

Look, that ball's on the fairway.

What do you know?

So I'm a nervous flyer.

Everyone knows that who listens to the show.

And then we have like this gigantic storm blowing through late tonight.

And supposed to be out of here by 6 a.m.

I fly at 1015, but I feel like I'm flying right into it.

So nothing's annex can't take care of.

Yeah, you'll be fine.

You'll be fine.

You get safely down to South Florida and have a good time.

And tonight is my daughter's 21st birthday shot night.

All of her homies came from various schools to KU to be with her.

Oh boy.

And that cool.

That is really cool.

I guess they're all somewhat drivable.

Like some Mizzou kids and things like that.

Yeah, Mizzou, Missouri State.

Okay.

Isn't it great when your kids have great friends?

Oh yeah.

Right.

Yeah.

It just makes you feel better about the world.

Just know they got people.

Yeah.

Got to have people.

Yeah, the girls really take care of each other.

Yeah.

Which is fantastic because unfortunately you have to.

Yeah, whereas boys usually try to abuse their friends.

No!

For laughs, of course.

Yeah, the only thing you're trying to set your buddies up for something to do something stupid.

The only thing boys do like that is like, hey, what's your problem, man?

Oh, if there's a fight, your boys got you.

Don't you back off of a boy.

If there's a fight, your boys got you.

But other than that, they're the ones trying to get you.

They're trying to get you in trouble.

The school downstairs, it's their first day without door play.

I don't know anything about running a daycare, but I would not want my three and four-year-old

child out there just in the middle of, I guess you called a park.

It's really just a city block with grass.

What do you want to call it?

The drug place just moves almost weekly from this block to this block and that block.

It just makes me nervous.

My house is near a park and during the summer I hear the kids playing all the time.

I don't remember screaming as a kid.

I don't think all the kids are just screaming.

I don't remember personally screaming.

I don't think I was a screamer.

Yeah.

I feel like kids be screaming though.

How are you guys feeling today?

I feel a little better up and up.

I'm still quite tired.

Good, good.

You don't got anything you want to talk about on a Friday?

Do you want anybody's mind?

Talking more about white lion.

No, not really.

We can just play glam rock all day.

That's a good send off.

Party, like it's 1988.

When I first started my show in 2000, of course I didn't know anything about anything.

And I would end every show with a song.

And then being me, you guys know how I like to sneak out early.

I would play two songs.

And I finally got to the point where I was playing 30 minutes of songs.

And Jeff Allen, my first boss, who was trying to be very gentle with me,

he was like, so this is what we call a talk station.

What we do is we talk.

So I know you love your music, but maybe not play 30 minutes of tunes.

That's like, oh.

Okay, speaking of songs, have you guys seen this trend on social media

where people will like pretend that they wrote a classic song

and play it for their friend or family member who doesn't know the song?

Yeah, it's really funny.

And I saw it last night that was so cute and adorable.

So this woman who was doing it, she's got to be a performer of some kind

because she has a great voice and she can play all these instruments.

And she was pretending that she wrote the song Landslide by Fleetwood Mac.

Uh-huh.

And she's playing it for her friend.

Like, oh, my God.

Her friend was crying.

Oh, that's great.

And at the end she goes, I can't believe you wrote that song about us.

What a great song.

It was so cute.

What a great song.

Oh, man.

Have you guys seen the movie?

I think it's called yesterday.

Yeah.

Yeah, we're the guy.

Something happened and they switched timelines.

And he's only one of three people in the world who remember the Beatles.

And he's a fledgling musician.

He starts playing the whole Beatles catalog and people are just blown away.

It's a move.

I wouldn't say I'm not above it, you know.

If I were in that situation, I'd be like, hmm, this one's called I want to hold your hand.

Yeah, I always think that I've never stole the joke in my life.

But I always think that when I see stand-up guys and I'm like, oh, if I had that material,

I could do that.

You know what I mean?

Like the material to me is so 80% of it.

Being able to, I could deliver it on stage, but just like Shane Gillis and those guys,

just kind of next level, I'm just like, damn, that's so good.

And typically the best bits to me are the ones that they're right there.

You know, it's like it's right there.

Like all of the Richard Ginny stuff and Seinfeld stuff was pretty obvious.

But they're the only ones to get to it.

So.

Yeah, it's also, you know, the science of it, right?

There's certain words are funnier than other words and those guys all know that stuff.

And then they run it by their buddies.

It's a really cool community.

I really, I love the collaboration that I hear from those guys, you know, about all the

people they know and how they'll bounce things off each other.

You know, you get some feedback.

Like, yeah, that's not going to work.

Well, how about this?

Try this and then you have to kind of put it all together.

When I started doing stand-up, if you've seen my stand-up, you know, I'm not much of a

set-up joke, set-up joke kind of guy.

It's more storytelling and just kind of riffing.

But I did learn that you really do have to be bigger on stage than you think.

Like I'm not a big personality on stage.

In fact, I kind of shrink, I think.

But if the punchline to the joke is, oh, that's my nose.

I learned you have to go, well, that's my nose.

You know what I mean?

You have to, you have to let people know with your voice that this is supposed to be

funny.

Yeah.

You know what I mean?

Beauty.

Good time.

That's a really, I mean, it's like most anything.

You think about what you see on stage at a concert.

You see what you see on stage from a comic.

You see what you see at Bush Stadium on the field.

But what you don't see is the hundreds or thousands of hours of work to get to that point.

Yeah, yeah.

To get to that point.

Like, think about it, like just as a baseball game, those guys probably spend four to six hours

prepping for each game.

Yeah.

To play three hours.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I mean, between lifting, stretching, BP throwing, throwing bullpens, doing drills with your coaches

on the infield, outfield, whatever, watching video, getting scouting reports, coming up with

a game plan.

All that stuff, just to play one game.

Well, it's like this show, you know, we do our drills.

Tip of the icebergs, what you see is for a good hour.

Yeah.

I don't stretch very much.

I need stretch more.

You guys are trying to get me to that.

I get it.

I appreciate you as teammates.

I love doing show prep, though.

I don't know about you guys.

It's pressure because sort of like being a closing pitcher, you know, that you have to have

a short memory.

If the show's not great yesterday, you just have to move on.

You have to, you don't start all over again.

But I really do like when I get home and I get settled and pull out the notebook, pull

out the iPad and just like, okay, here's what we're going to do tomorrow.

Which by the way, it's not a great day for us today.

No.

I didn't even fill one page.

Oh.

It will be fine.

It's a Friday.

That's true.

You are right.

And it's a Friday before.

So we got Bernie, get Alvin, Tony Scott.

Yeah.

What if it's going to be a good day?

No need anything else.

Got it.

Same time every night.

Falling to the ground and I wake up.

So I get out of bed put on my shoes and in my head.

Fall kind like back to the break-up.

Bachs Gps122 happy Friday.

You guys got playing for next week without me.

Big party. Big party every day. Yeah, mostly thinking just a keger on Monday.

Well, we got the silence hour where we just sit in silence and just

chill look at each other. We're going to do that probably every day.

Is that the same hour as the we miss Dave hour? No, that's the crying. Well,

we also call that the crying hour. So that's we'll probably do like 2 p.m.

crying hour, 3 p.m. silence hour. Well, that's to recover. Right. Good point.

4 p.m. replay crying hour. Yeah, replay in my memory. Yeah.

Yeah, that's what they should do. Someone write this down.

If I die while you guys still know me, you should stop my funeral halfway through.

That would be perfect. Right in the middle of the

eulogy. Just just drop it. They've wanted to get out of here early.

With music. That's great. Oh, that's really funny.

Unfortunately, I'm not sure enough people would get it. Right. There'd be people

like what? This is rude. So we're flying southwest tomorrow and I have a

southwest story. Southwest is now only cleaning premium seats between flights.

What the hell, man? Yeah. Like yeah, like, okay, it was a cheaper hotel. We're only

going to clean the bathroom, the bedrooms all you. Right. Yeah. So they're not cleaning

like the regular. No, no, I guess they clean them at the end of the day or something.

But in between flights, they only clean the premium seats.

I know a lot of people listening to me like we don't need more regulations.

I think we do on things like this because the airlines, you can't just go start up an airline.

Right. Right. Who's got a fleet? Who's going to get the space of the airport and schedule?

Like it's like these things have been in place. These companies have been in place for a long time.

They are a very important part of life because it's the only way to travel long distances

in a reasonable amount of time. We do need to be cracking down on them a little bit as far as like

here's the basics that you need to provide. You know, I mean, if you're going to be ripping people

off and charging more money and charging for things that why am I paying for a seat?

What is my ticket for? Like what is my ticket for other than a seat on your plane?

Right. And then you're going to charge me extra for the seat assignment. What are you doing?

Well, it's just going to be interesting to see because it would appear Southwest has completely

changed their brand. Yeah. Completely. Yeah. They went from like, hey, we're affordable and you

get all these perks and you don't have to pay too much money. And that's kind of the only reason

you would ever want to fly with Southwest to now. It's like, oh, well, we changed all of that.

We're just like everyone else. Yeah. I mean, I just don't get it. We'll see how it works out

for them. But I mean, I'm sure the decision to only clean the premium seats is so that they can

turn the plane over quicker and maximize profits. But if people are going to stop using your

airline because you changed everything about yourself that made yourself special, I don't know what's

going to happen. My guess would be is they're going to cut back on the workforce of people cleaning.

So instead of two or three people cleaning, it'll be one. And they only have time to do that

front little cabin. So everything else is just left. Well, if I'm, if I'm flying through bad weather

tomorrow morning, premium or not, I know once either they're going to have to clean up.

I tried to give Michael Kelly a warning since we're flying together tomorrow. I'm like, hey,

just so you know, and I'm being, you know, semi-series about it. I'm like, just so you know,

I'm not a good flyer. I almost crashed one time. And he's like, yeah. And he just walks off.

It's so Michael Kelly. He flies pretty regularly. So yeah, I think so. I think so. Yeah.

I always think like this. This is very morbid. But tomorrow, it's me and Michael and Ackerman all

going down together in the same flight. I'm like, if that flight went down, you know what I mean? Or

if I see a baby, I know that flights go down with babies. But somehow when I see a baby, I'm like,

well, God, it's not going to kill the baby. So I'm probably okay. I mean, when was the last time a

domestic US flight went down and killed anyone? Well, I mean fairly recently. But I,

I mean, in domestic United States, there was a plane crash that killed people. I mean,

the one where they hit the chopper last year. Yeah. That was that was the military chopper's hold,

right? Right. Yeah. I honestly, I'm saying like statistically, there are thousands of

days. No, you're way more at risk on the highway for sure. Mathematically, I mean, especially

highway 70. Yeah. That's like 77,000 times the chance of bad things happening. Even though I'm

61 and I've been flying since I was 21, I still am, I fall victim to the thing where when you're

up there, you're like, this is so unnatural. I'm in a metal tube, 30,000 feet in the air going

400 miles an hour. This is so unnatural. So that gets me to like I said, I got to annex. So

okay. Tomorrow afternoon could be kind of bad once we get there. I could take the afternoon,

but my time comes around too soon. You can know what she means. She loves another day.

Back to EG Hasson, came a wax happy Friday, 132.

Good asleep says I remember last night I played an acoustic show for you with my old buddy Brian

from auto van. I love Brian in like 2009 with an old band stone dog diaries. Don't remember the

place, but you are fun and nice. That's very kind of you. Thank you. Which is more important to you.

Fun or nice? Nice. Okay. Yes. Yes. That's always been very important to me. Yeah. I just,

it's not virtue signaling because it's just basic human decency. Right. Right. But I've always

hated and I've never been a big enough celebrity to have to worry about this, but I've always hated

people hate to strong word. I don't respect people who treat people differently based on who they are.

Amen. Totally agree. If I could impart one rule to my kids, it would be that. Yeah.

Yeah. There's a rule written somewhere about that whole like, you know, if you'd like to be treated

nicely, I think that's from highlights magazine. I think that's a pretty good. That's a pretty good

rule. Yeah. To me, it's always impresses me when I meet someone like a big deal to me and they're

like a normal dude. Yeah. That's so cool. I always, I always interested me when you hear like, oh,

I met this celeb and he was a jerk or whatever. Yeah. Because it's like, it's so easy to be nice.

And then you get so easy and you get so much free PR out of it because then they tell everyone

they know, oh, well, I met this person. They were so nice. What do you think, Rachel? I mean,

think of the people that come into this studio and they see you working as a producer, me running

the board, and we get treated differently than other, you know what I mean? I do and I don't

really understand that. It's so disappointing. Like the amount of times that will happen.

You can say it. It's Rangie. No, it's just like, oh, so you're just like, I'm not in your

eyes. You look at me and you don't see an important person. So you're going to treat me much

differently than you're treating the important people. Yeah. We are less than dirt to like the Alvin

Reads of the particular world. That guy comes in and it's just less than straight. Tony's got

actually stepped on my hand. He said, he said laid out on the ground. So my shoes don't get wet

and he stepped on my hand. But I will say this, it's never been like an actual big deal person.

No, right. It's always like, wait, so why are you being a jerk? I don't understand.

No, for what it's worth pretty much all of the like big deal people that we've had in here

are very sweet. Yeah, that's very gracious. Yeah, that's been my experience. Like when I met

some of my idols, like the bands, I met Thin Lizzy in excess and Night Ranger. Night Ranger

invited me to go have some way, see how much is with them. Typically, in my experience, the more

famous someone is the longer they've been famous, the cooler they are because they're probably,

they probably went through their A whole stage. And then I just realized, but here's what I've

always thought. When, so I've been doing this 25 years, when I was about two years into it,

I kind of had a big ego and thought I was a big deal. And then one day, I forget if someone

said something to me, if I just thought it, I thought, you know what? No one even knows your name

in Chicago, right? And if I were the biggest deal in Chicago, no one in New York gives a rant

to ask. It's also relative. And to kind of just like put a roof on that, I always think no matter

who you are or how cool you are or how rich you are, famous you are, you're still just a human.

You're just like, you're just a dude. And it could all go away in a heartbeat. And then you're,

you know what I mean? I just don't, there are people like I'm playing golf with Ricky Horton

and John Tudor on Monday. That's a big deal to me. I'm going to be nervous. Those guys are big

deals. But I'm sure by the end of it, it's just like, oh yeah, they're just dudes. They're just dudes.

This guy, everyone's got problems. You never know what's going on behind someone's closed doors.

I learned that in life. You know, just can't judge too much. Less is true.

Well, I mean, it's not based on like one little interaction. It's based on what? 45 years of public life.

Dave Hines says, but imagine having your entire personhood be based on a 30-second interaction.

I'm sure that happens to famous people. What I'm referring to, these are, that's not what I'm saying.

There are people who are legitimately like, if they don't think you're important,

they're not even going to speak to you. And then an important person walks in and they light up

and they're suddenly like a super nice person. And it's incredibly disappointing to see.

I've never seen anyone do that. Not especially not someone they want to fall in.

Because you're one of the people they're nice. I was going to say, yeah, because you're one of those

they're nice to. There's something like, you got to understand like one of the last things that

any generally speaking, any professional athlete wants to see is somebody holding a microphone.

Yeah. They're not looking forward to seeing one of us walk up there. I mean, they get not

everybody, but the people that are like that, the people that are cringey. Yeah.

My very first taste of that, probably 2002, I was invited to be a celebrity host or something

at some sort of a fashion thing. And obviously, I'm not a fashion guy. And so I showed up to,

I showed up to the event and I was at like table five. So I go walk it up to table five.

There are always beautiful people all decked out and everything. And I said, oh, hey, I'm Dave.

And they're like, they couldn't have been more dismissive. They said, this is a private table.

And you know, we're expecting two more people. And they're just, they're just terrible.

And then the person running it walked up and said, oh, this is Dave Glover. He's our celebrity

blah, blah. And I just watched their faces change. And they're like, oh, oh my. Come here,

buddy. Oh my gosh. Please sit down to blah, blah, blah. And I just like, okay.

You just told on yourself. This is boys from South Roxana. Yeah, totally told on yourself.

We're at dinner the other night. Nick does great impressions. And he was, and he does obscure

impressions. And he was doing his Werner Herzog impression. And I said, I'm so glad that I was

born in the same era as Werner Herzog. Now, he's not a big deal to me, but just kind of a throwaway

thing. But I thought that'd be a good topic for the show. And for the people on the stream,

who are you glad? Like, I, I live the same lifetime as John Lennon and Johnny Carson. And, you know,

just all these amazing people, who are you glad that you got to be in the same era as?

Probably the Rizzler. Yeah, kind of goes that. So I get to watch the Rizzler grow up.

And I will outlive him too, which is why I feel the confidence that it will be self-contained.

That's terrible. See, the, let's see, the Rizzler, the world's youngest coach.

The situation, the situation, baby grunk, baby grunk, of course. Of course, yeah, it's a privilege

to bet around with all those. It's quite a lineup. Legends are around.

You imagine getting to heaven, Chelsea, hot to a girl's friend, who does the podcast over there.

First thing you did is like, where's the hot to a girl? Yeah.

Costco dad and the Costco son. Thank God.

Yes. AJ and big justice.

Those people are. We just had the two-year anniversary of the Costco guys video.

I've never seen a single second of any of them. I feel kind of bad for them because they like,

they're falling off pretty dramatically. That was not a sustainable thing.

Yeah, that's not really like a long-term plan. Yeah. I'm like the Rizzler.

I'm like the Rizzlers. The Rizzlers, yeah.

We just got a comment from Joni Stanley, who I graduated from Roxana West.

He said, you know, it would be super nice. If Dave would come to his class reunion,

I'll do anything that Joni Stanley tells me to do. Even though it's been, you know, 40 something

years. And Joni, I don't know if you knew this. I've told this story before. But when we went to our

23 union, my 23 union, Maureen and I, and Joni Stanley, who had a giant crush on, got up and

she's like, Hey, I don't know if you guys know this, but we have a big celebrity in our class.

Dave Glover is a very, a very famous stand-up comedian, which I was not. And she's like,

maybe he'll come up here and do a few minutes for us. And I stand up and I look back at Maureen

and her face looks like it looks like the screen pain. He's like, Oh, no.

But I went up there. I took that mic. I went up there and I did a solid 15 of just like, hey,

remember when Julie Coates blah, blah, blah, blah. And everyone's laughing. I came back to the

table and Marine goes, I don't even know you. What was that? Like that was Joni Stanley. That's

what that is. Yeah. Joni, I'll beat the next one. Whatever it is. Yeah. That's one of those deals,

though. Like when you're in that, even like just as an example, if I was at a thing like that at a

high school reunion like that, I don't know that Susan would want to go because you don't know the

people. I want to get a lot of inside jokes and, you know, I mean, you're not going to understand

the words that we're even speaking, the worst person for that ever. I probably because I'll snap

right back into being 16. Yes. Yes. Not a big snap for you. It's not like a couple years.

And everything would be really inside. You're not wrong. It's tough, though. Like in a now in a

normal environment, it's easy to mix friends. You're right. Like, you know, my wife's friends from

high school are my friends. They're my friends. I mean, they're people I hang out with a lot. I

talked to them all the time. And it would be that way with my friends if we lived near them.

Right. The only problem is there's that gap. But when you're talking about the large group,

it's a little tougher. Yeah. Right. I mean, like in that, in that, you know, when you don't see

people a lot. Yeah. Because what are you going to do when you see old friends? You're going to flash

back to when the last time you're all hanging out together. And then the other person is not a part

of it. So by nature, it's just a little bit weird. Yep.

Yeah.

When some boob news, what? Yes. Yeah. A study says it that's figured out why human beings

breasts are bigger than the rest of the animal kingdom. I guess I've ever thought of that before.

Like, you don't see a chimp with a big rack. Not often. Hey, let me go.

I need to go go some stuff. Jim giant boobs. And just like national geographic.

It says that it's, uh, we evolved bigger boobs to keep our babies warm. Oh,

that just sounds like a guess makes sense. Because we're hereless.

I have giant boobs then. Who? Oh, everyone? Yeah. Good point. That's good point.

It's like only some gals have them. And who is? No one's keeping their baby there.

No one's like putting their baby in between. In between.

It's like when people touch their cash. Exactly.

Maybe just facing out and just stuck in between. Yeah, like a shot, like a shopping cart.

You're walking along. Man, that was always the grossest when a customer would hand me cash

out of their bra. That happened. Yes. Radio check that happened.

Dude, did you ever come into my radio check? That's true. That is true. And it'd be all like

damp from their boots. Thank you. Yeah, they've been all walking and eating cookie factory

all day. I thought that was just a movie thing. People do that. People do that.

People do that. I thought it was just like, oh, they invented this for movies to make it look cool

and hot. It's like, it is not cool. You think you're these stories and really people

have said, hold on, people do that. Remember, uh, when I was kind of co-catish and I would try

to get a rise out of my mom. And I said, I don't know how old I was by 14. And I said,

hey, did you breastfeed me? And my mom said, God, no. And I said, oh, were you not able to?

And she just so frances clopper. She just straight up goes, no, I didn't want to lose my figure.

Like, damn, that's cold, sister. You left me the boob of fetish.

I mean, I don't know, I don't know. Sure, that's why Dave. Yeah, I think, I think you're on that

path. I think there were a lot of dudes that were breastfed that have the same thing you do.

Well, either way, I think that's a normal hang on.

Oh, my Google. All my Google tabs are well with big wrap and done. That's a good point.

Manatee with big boobs. Oh, boy.

Look back. DGS on came wax.

Hey, Dave. Yeah, since you brought a word on. He did a film called Happy People

that I think you would really like. I did like it. You watched it. Yeah. It's very cozy. Yeah.

Yeah, we're talking about that. Yes, right. Sometimes this week I talked about Jeff,

the bare man Watkins, who's afraid of bears.

Grizzly man. Oh, no, no. Okay. Yeah. No, I'm sorry. But Warner Herzog did that movie.

Grizzly man. Yeah. The guy who got involved with the tread of will. Yes.

That movie was amazing. It was. Like, just like, first of all, the whole time,

you're thinking this guy's nuts. Yeah. Do you remember the scene where he's,

it's either in the movie or he told the story in an interview where he gives that guy's

wife or family or something, the tape. Yeah. So it's his ex-wife.

His ex-wife. Yeah. And what he does is he listens to it and he tells her like, you should never

listen to this and you should actually destroy it. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. He likes to listen to it.

And then he's like, and there's a tape out there that I've heard, the terrific, but I guess

maybe it's not the tape. It's probably not. I'm guessing it is. I mean, you'd think it is the

tape. You think the lady took the tape and was like, I'm putting this on the internet.

Things have a way of getting onto the internet. I don't know why. I don't know how they get there.

I don't know if she would have done it or whatever. Things just have a way of making their way out.

I mean, there are a lot of people that, well, I don't know, maybe not. Maybe Werner Herzog was the

only one that had access to it, but who knows if a production person had it or the audio guy had

it and then later on just had a copy. You called him Werner because you're fancy and you can speak

a French name. No, he's German. I know, but you think you're fancy because you can speak another

language and we can't. That's how he says his name because he's German. I know. And you're not.

I know, but his name is German. I would like him to American. I would like him to pronounce,

you know, our names at least reasonably close to what they sound like.

Kevin. Yeah. That was good. We don't ever listen to the day.

What's your life routine?

Yep. Yep. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, what was that?

They weren't even looking at each other. He's like, yep. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Rachel, I thought of you last night. I read an article on something called paradoxical insomnia.

You should look it up. And it's basically the this concept that sleep doctors have

that your brain tricks you into thinking that you're awake longer than you are.

Like how many times we come in and say, I slept an hour last night. Yeah. And what they're saying

is, no, you probably slept five. Yeah, because nobody told Kurt about this because

I'll like be sleeping for like two hours. And then I'll be like, I haven't slept. He's like,

you were literally snoring. I filmed you snoring. So I'm saying you can get me sleep. No.

Do you snore? Apparently. Oh, that's what he says, but I think he's lying. And you're really bad,

right? Um, not not what I used to be like, wait, we can actually sleep in the same room now for a

while. No way. I have a mouth guard though. If I don't have a mouth guard, me and you,

well, I'm sure. Any other we, um, but no, the the mouth guard makes a big difference.

Okay. If we had to have a slumber party at the radio station, we all had sleeping bags

and we all had to sleep in this studio. How do you think that night would go?

Horrible. Terrible. You guys horrible. Really, really, really bad. Bad for all of you.

He'd be snoring. I'd be asleep and snoring. And you'd be farting. I'm a bad snorer.

So he's just still getting for the motorcycle yesterday. I know. I should have never said

it. War knows that Andrew and I would be the ones dropping bombs. I just snore a lot. I know that.

I'm a snorer. I didn't know until I started sleeping next to people and they started saying, boy,

you really snore incredibly loudly. Yeah. Have you ever, uh, obviously you haven't, but are you

worried at all about like sleep apnea? Oh, yeah. It's cause of giant problems in my life. It's

probably why I feel so terrible all the time. I'm getting like 1% as good sleep. I don't know how

to do that. You don't know how to go to the doctor. I don't know. Who was the doctor that you go to

about that? You don't have a doctor? No. You don't have a, like a general practitioner. I've been

in the doctor in like 12 years. That's what you need to change. You know, like you get your annual

visit going. You'll find one and I don't like I don't. There's nothing that happens where I'm like,

I better go to the doctor about this. You do a one year, like every year they check you and make

sure nothing's going wrong. Like you don't have cancer and you don't have sleep apnea. I'll start

with that. I'm just saying if you don't check, get checked, you don't know. I feel like you would know.

No, you don't. How do you think you find out if you have like high A1C or high blood pressure or

any of those things? It's a one C. It's the thing that can indicate whether you're prediabetic,

diabetic, whatever. Like how do you know if you don't get blood tests done, if you're not

getting checked, you're not going to just like feel it. Verner had a high AIC. And you have a high A1C.

A1. You had a really high AOC. I mean, it was really annoying. Yeah.

That's really annoying and does contradictory things. Wow. I just add that on there. She does.

He's taking no prisoners today. She's all about that. Like, we got to take care of the people,

but I'm going to wear a $75,000 dress to a show. That was dumb. I will hold those things against you

when you are doing things that are really not working together. She's still like in government.

I feel like we haven't heard anything from her in a while. I think she's one of the names being

tossed around for president next time. Oh boy. That's not going to work.