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Set giggler.
Carry it, fix your Wi-Fi.
Manifest that shit.
We can't be manners.
I'm in the day, just got away from me.
What's up my galloping gigglers, we're all trying to get 10k steps, but we just found
out, you only need 7k to be healthy.
But I still try and do 10.
No one has time.
You know how fast you have to walk to do 10k every day?
Do you want to know?
It's actually not as hard as you think, but I need to always be holding my phone because
that's how I get my steps tracked, which I know everyone's going to be like, oh, came
on that's why they invented an aura ring.
I can't.
That's against my religion.
Yeah, that's not your vibe.
Also, I don't think they make them small enough for your fingers.
They probably don't.
Also, aura ring kept telling me I was tired, so I kept using it as an excuse to cancel
everything.
I'm in one of those moods.
Every couple of months, I'll get in a mood where I'm like, actually, you can't tell
me what to do and I'm not going canceled and they're like contractually and I'm like,
call my lawyer.
I'm not going.
That's actually when me and you are at our most powerful, when we both enable each other
to cancel everything.
I feel like chapel on a tour.
I feel like a Gen Z pop star who's been told by her label.
She has a tour for three years and she goes, how about, no, thank you so much for bringing
up chapel.
She's been wild out in the streets and I, you want to know what, I have two different
minds of thinking.
In one sense, I'm like, yes, the things that people have done to celebrities in the past
has caused them a reprobble harm, a reprobble harm, yeah, like literally, but there's also
a part of like my millennial makeup where I'm like, suck it up.
And look, it's not normal to be famous, like to process fame.
However, if you want to avoid paparazzi and avoid stuff like, you don't have to go to
fashion shows.
Totally.
But she probably is like, I want to go to the fashion show, but then, but then people
take videos making her look like she doesn't want to be at the fashion show, right?
I think she's navigating fame as a young person and it's not perfect and it's chaos, but
at the end of the day, when you have money, when you, when you're in her position,
no one feels bad for you.
So, like Justin Bieber has like yelled at paparazzi and we're like, everyone's like, go off
king.
We're like, let's make it into a meme and we're upset, but you have to run it on the T-shirt.
She's evil.
Get this angry red head off our screens, yeah, so people treat you.
I just think she's navigating fame and it's difficult and hard.
Sorry, I'm in a raincoat today, so like every movement I make, I'm just like, it's
squeaky.
Sorry, I'm in a raincoat.
Sorry, I'm in a raincoat.
I just say, you love rain.
I love.
When it rains.
Because you think you're like Barbie, I mean, you are Italian Barbie, so you're like, it's
raincoat day.
Well, in my head, it's either God has given everyone collectively a day off, it's like,
it's raining, you don't have to go outside, or it's like, you can bring out your raincoat
that you haven't been able to wear and I've had for a couple of months and so I broke
out my raincoat it has about, because I know it has about.
When you saw it was raining, did you almost
text me to cancel?
Did it cross my mind?
No, because I had my raincoat.
If I didn't, when I saw it was raining, if my first thought wasn't your raincoat, I would
have texted you and said, what if we did for a troll to die?
It's crazy.
I'm dressed like a 50s housewife.
When it rains, I don't acknowledge it.
No, you're walking toward me and I was like, someone in Connecticut.
I'm wearing a kitten heel.
It's missing their clothes.
A light blue shirt.
Of course, when I called my Uber, it's like the one time he doesn't know where to find
me.
I had to walk in the rain to get him and it was like a whole thing, but what's your little
scarf, honey?
It's attached to the t-shirt.
If you're watching on YouTube, I have an accessory.
It kind of looks like a labia, but in the best way.
You could swing it around.
It's kind of giving nautical?
Yeah, we're definitely on different wavelengths, which as we are, as we are.
We're recording this before the Oscars, and we have our own little podcast award show
on Monday.
Yes.
I've picked out a risky dress.
You don't have a dress.
How are you feeling?
I'm not feeling great, because I really, like, I feel like I dropped the ball on this, because
I was like, oh, yeah, it's in a couple of weeks, it's in a couple of weeks, and then
it was like, it's actually on Monday.
Try it on, Nicole.
And I was like, oh, right.
This is how I feel for everything.
Usually I'm in a shopping mood in the past couple of weeks I haven't been in a shopping
mood, so I haven't even gone.
We went shopping last week and all you got was sunglasses, and I was a little worried
about you.
Sometimes I get like that.
I was like, hey, can I talk to you for a second?
Is everything okay?
Give me drama.
Give me, like, a different trend, like, I'm over it, like, I've seen it, seen it, seen
it.
I'm like, I don't care.
I'm like, let me just wear my ringcoat in peace.
But you know what they say when you hit rock bottom, that's when you can only go up, and
that's when change comes.
Did you see Mo Robbins commented on, Mo Robbins commented on our clip where I talked about
anxiety being a question?
No.
I think I'm in an internship with Mo Robbins now.
We, what did she say?
I forget, but it was something like supportive, like, love this or something, because I think
Grace made the caption, Hannah Mel Robbins, burner.
We'd I love that.
Do you know what else I saw on the internet, which, okay, sometimes, sometimes the giglers
enable me, like, they're actually really bad enablers.
Yeah.
And they'll be like, no, me anyway.
In the best way.
In the best way.
And I'm like, I knew I was.
Our DMs for the giglers are so different, continue.
Sometimes we'll DM me and be like, I know you can't DM me back, because people are crazy,
but like, I know you're thinking right now.
And I know you're reading this.
I always want to be like, I am reading this.
Well, if you start it with, I'm a gigler, we will read it.
Yeah.
And one girl DMed me and she was like, I'm sorry, but I just have to call attention that
like, every time you bring up a man on the podcast, then like, I get a TikTok of this
man or like, something, like, he's in the news.
Like, okay, remember when I was like, oh, I love not Seth Rogen, who's the other one?
Oh, yeah.
Jonah hell.
Jonah hell.
That's so mean, not Seth Rogen, but Jonah hell.
But like, you get what I'm saying.
Yes.
Then it was like, he's mean to all the women that he dates, whatever.
I talked about Paul Law.
He's everywhere.
He's everywhere.
No, he's everywhere.
But this is where I don't love.
Like, I support men and arts, but like, we need to stop putting men on.
Well, I actually think Paul Law didn't do anything bad.
No, I think he's really good for the community of Houston.
Yeah, I think they love him there.
But like, all of a sudden, I'm everyone's DMing me like all these videos.
He's like rapping.
But Paul Law is on my wedding.
I'm like, this guy literally was under a bridge in that community theater.
And also, he looks phenomenal.
He does?
Yeah, he's like.
You know what?
Because he's been out of the drama.
When you're not in drama, your skin flourishes.
That's so true.
And he always wears grills.
It was Titha protected.
I don't know if he still is.
Actually, he might have been in the one video.
I don't know if you can take them off.
And then, remember, when I brought up the guy from Tendings I Hate About You?
And then, all of a sudden, there was a big article about how he may or may not be in a cult.
Not Heath Ledger.
No, the other guy.
Well, speaking of cults.
Yeah.
Oh, wait, I do want to say all my DMs are just people going.
Paige is going to be so mad at you.
Why?
Because they know I'm rage-baiting.
So I got the Crocs Lego collab.
Okay.
And I have a post.
Can you tell you to them?
Yes.
You're algorithmic.
Did I see it?
You probably threw your phone and broke it or you haven't seen it.
Let me see it.
You posted it on Instagram or a TikTok.
Instagram.
Usually, I...
You start the first time you're posting.
Sometimes you go through...
Well, that's not a real show.
It is.
It's an art piece.
You're not wearing that out.
It's fashion.
How could you wear it out?
How heavy is that?
With a Capri?
This is like a gag gag.
I should have shown up with them today.
They look heavy.
You know what?
You'll do anything for fashion.
So anyway, my DMs are just full of people being like,
Paige is going to lose it.
Paige is going to be so mad.
Those aren't even practical.
Paige is shaking.
Those are all my DMs.
But speaking about cults, my favorite thing to talk about.
I watched the documentary called Inside the Manosphere.
Okay.
So there's this guy, Louis Thoreau,
who's known for doing crazy documentaries about murderers.
He just, like, he exposes people,
but the way he does it is he, like,
he's just like nice British guy, who's inquisitive.
And he just asks people questions and then lets them talk.
I mean, what is that like?
Look, he asks a question.
And then he doesn't finish those sentences.
Okay.
And he's not thinking about what he wants.
Is he nice?
He just asks it and he sits there and, like,
lets them reveal themselves.
That's, like, his art form.
So the Manosphere doc, I watched it with Des.
I was like, this is going to piss me off with fine.
Let's watch it.
What is Manosphere?
Great question.
So the Manosphere is basically not on our algorithm.
The Manosphere is what Gen Z boys consume.
Oh, like, they're a whole, like, red pill thing.
The concept is that you're born as a man with no value.
Okay.
Which is already, like, very cultish to be, like,
the only way you get values from listening to us.
So to get value, you have to,
you can't just be a nine to five, like, loser.
Which, again, there's, like, a good,
cool concept of being, like, don't get stuck
in a bad nine to five, like, chase your dreams.
Like, with all cults, like, it's,
it kind of makes sense.
There's a broader, in the beginning,
you're like, I could get into this.
Yeah.
Don't get stuck in a jolly state.
It's like, it's about community.
Yeah.
And they're like, kindness is nice.
Yeah.
You're like, okay.
So, like, younger men will be like, yeah.
And basically, how society is just, like,
everything is going against them, which is ironic,
because that's not how it is for white men.
But they're told that, like, no,
everything is going against them.
Like, women are hate them and all this stuff.
And so, they then follow these, like,
ultra, and I put in parentheses,
in quotations, baskeying, looking men,
who were like, I live my life as a high value man.
And if you follow me and you pay for my e-book,
and you sign up for this.
Thank you.
You'll get rich quick.
So, all these guys are basically taking advantage
of, like, young or insecure lost men to follow them.
Before you proceed.
Yes.
I feel like the world as a whole always, like,
history repeats itself.
Yeah.
I would say, like, 10, 15 years ago,
there was a book that every guy read.
I was about to, this is the second hit they started.
I go, this reminds me of the pick-up artist.
I remember, guys, talking about the book.
Uh-huh.
And it was basically, like, in nice terms,
how do we mean to girls to get them to like you?
When a guy was telling me about it,
it basically, like, makes women seem, like,
these dumb objects that, like,
if you do certain things, you can trick them to like you.
But the guys that it was attracting were guys
who, like, had their own issues.
It would be, like, guys that are in their early 40s
now, reddit in college.
Yes.
That was, like, the age group.
And it targets men who, like, are insecure
and maybe had some bad experiences with women,
like, women don't like them.
But it's not because women are bad people.
It's because they need to gain their own confidence.
But instead of blaming...
Do you, like, how many losers I've loved?
Like, that's just, like, not...
Yeah.
You don't like the girl to like you.
No, I've liked a lot of losers.
They basically say, like, girls are the problem.
Yeah.
And if we can...
Eliminate.
Eliminate.
So I thought the documentary was going to be like...
Wait, somebody said to me the other day,
oh, well, her whole stick is hating men.
And I go, it's not a stick.
It's not a stick.
It's not a stick.
It's my real percent.
Wait, can I call you out?
What?
Page Cooked a meal for a man.
Oh, my God.
No, I literally am not eating.
Page Cooked a meal for a man.
No, Page Cooked a meal for a man.
Wasn't going to tell me.
Because she knew that I'd make fun of her.
Because she knows I live that life.
Like, I talk about it, and I be about it.
But she talks about it, and then goes home,
makes a meal, and you literally try to hide it for me.
And that moment I left so hard,
because you knew I was going to do this on the pod,
and expose you.
You know, I went as far to, like,
go on TikTok and be like,
how else can you make broccoli?
Well, I'm dressed like a tradwit.
That's all kids, baby.
No, we've literally turned a real scary corner.
No.
First of all, I ate that meal too.
I ate it for myself, and someone else just happened to
freaking be there.
The fact you didn't want to tell me is what's so funny.
I have a full intervention for you.
I'm like, hey, I heard you cook broccoli for someone.
That wasn't yourself.
Okay, so half of the state was still frozen,
so the late doesn't even count.
And also, if you start clinging cream,
then you could poison him eventually,
if you have to.
There's like a long game we're playing.
So with...
Also.
And then my defense.
I've been hungry.
Cooked a meal for a man before.
I cooked a lot of meals for Desder and COVID,
because I was, like, going through something.
The most I've made is, like, a grilled cheese sandwich.
Like, I've never prepared a full dinner just for me
and another man.
This is my first time ever.
And how was it?
The food.
In general, the experience.
Oh, the experience was fun.
It didn't take as long as I thought it was going to be.
Again, everything was, like, half frozen.
So it actually shouldn't have taken longer.
But also from an Italian family, we're really raised, like,
guys, like, girls who cook well.
Like, I told you once my mom was, like,
put cookies in the oven.
Like, it was a crazy time.
Yeah.
I, you guys, I didn't realize how little it matters
if you can cook or not.
It doesn't matter.
It doesn't change the game for one moment.
Actually, a couple of months ago, I said something
and I was like, well, I'm not going to be how...
Like, my mom would go to work, come home, make dinner.
Seven jobs.
And I never thought about it ever.
And I said, I don't even know where I was.
That, like, my dad was like,
page, you're going to cook.
And I was like, okay, well, not every night.
And then my mom was like, with you have children,
you are going to cook for that.
And I started crying.
I literally started crying.
My dad was like, uh, I don't know what...
I was like, oh, my God.
We just went back to the 1950s.
I'm not going to never have a night.
You guys are stressing me out.
I'm like, all those meal prep things.
And, like, TikTok, honestly, makes cooking so easy.
The girls have truly figured out so many things.
So, like, you can do this in 10 minutes.
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It's a person who makes nine.
Now, she's saying, um, like, um,
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So anyway, I thought this documentary inside the manosphere
was going to be this like huge cult of men hating women.
Which it is.
But he meets these guys.
And in it, you get to see, it was like three of these
like top, top male manosphere influencers
who were like connected to Andrew Tate in a way.
Like how old?
So the first one is really young.
He's like 22.
He's British.
OK.
He is so scared of his mom, who by the way, raised him,
single mom, took private school, like had multiple jobs.
He basically realized that when he says crazy shit online,
like rage bait.
Rage bait.
He gets famous.
So you're talking to this guy and you're realizing,
he says like only fan models are disgusting.
He's saying how men need to be a type of way and all this stuff.
But as you're talking to him, you realize, he's just saying
shit for cloud.
He literally goes, I'm just doing it for cloud.
The problem is these young boys seem on the street.
And they're like, you're awesome.
Meanwhile, he's hanging out with these only fans girls
who he's talking shit about.
But then they're there.
And he interviews only fans girls.
And they're like, I'm just here because I'm making good money.
Like I'm going to fuck about him.
I'm going to fuck about this.
So they're all kind of in it together.
But there's that guy who does this crazy podcast.
I forget his name.
But you've seen it where he brings only fans girls.
And I asked them like, like, what's your body count?
And then like tells them their pieces of shit.
That's the guy that like he talks so bad about women.
And he's married to a woman who like has two baby daddies.
And he says that that's like the worst thing you can ever do.
And it's like, but that's a different one.
But there's too many.
So he he brings these only fan girls on.
And I'm like, why are these girls going on when it's just a set up
to embarrass them?
And then I realize they're going on and they're just rolling
their eyes because the men who are watching then sign up
for their only fans accounts.
They're promoting their only fans.
And then these men are like, your pieces of shit.
Whatever the girls are like, yeah, whatever.
I don't care.
I'm making money off this.
Put your email in.
All these guys are like, I would never they're so angry at only fans
girls. And I think it's because they realize these girls are
making more money than them.
Even if they made an only fans, it's never going to gross the
same amount because women aren't like women aren't like going.
No car women have like going on and watching only fans.
No, no.
I don't think so.
Porn is free.
You free?
Go on the internet messaging her.
She has a manager messaging you and her only fans accounts.
You fucking idiot.
So I digress.
This guy, she just starts interviewing him.
And he's the guys like, I can have like another wife.
If I want, I want multiple wives.
And he's like, have you told your girlfriend this?
And he's like, yeah.
And he's like, can we talk to her?
And he's like, uh, uh, and he starts freaking out brings out the
girl and the British guys like, are you okay with him having
multiple wives?
And she's like, uh, no.
And the guys are supanic because like he's getting exposed that
like he's just lying through his teeth of like the kind of guy
who wants to be so easy to diagnose them.
Like I'm not even a therapist and I could diagnose you.
Like I had a boyfriend one time in his 30s well into his 30s.
This man talked about getting bullied in middle school every
other day.
I was like at some point to move on.
But he brings these girls on the pot and he just tells them they're
worthless and no one wants to be with them.
And then he says, what kind of guy do you want to be with?
And the girls like, I want him to be over six feet and make over
three hundred K.
And he put it in some like made up algorithm.
And he's like, that's two, that's 0.2% of man on the planet.
You'll never get that.
Like it's just crazy thing.
But then I realize it's all for cloud and views.
These men don't actually think that.
So then he tells them, I don't want you to call my girlfriend
anymore.
She ends up breaking up with him.
Obviously, because she's, she said to the camera, she goes, yeah,
there's him in front of the camera.
But then there's who he really is.
So he starts being like, fuck, I'm getting exposed.
So there's a positive where I'm like, okay, these guys don't
actually think all these horrible things about women.
But they're con artists and taking advantage of the dumb or
just young men that don't know what to do and are like being
trained by the algorithm.
But these men have to realize these are con men.
They're taking your money.
Andrew Tate makes everyone sign up for a course of like how
to be an alpha man.
And it's like, that is so embarrassing.
But also when you hear ball, when you hear him talk, you're like,
I'm so scared right now.
And also all these men are scared to be arrested for sex.
Yeah.
No, he's like, disgusting talking about.
By the way, I, not to brag, I have a brother.
I'm an athlete.
I spent a lot of time with a lot of very testosterone men.
Yeah.
I've never seen men who were more obsessed with talking about
only fans models.
All these men do is talk about only fans models.
Like that's the only women they know.
Yeah.
And also like, and it's like you've never met them.
You've never met them.
Also, you're just so mad.
These only friends girls don't need you.
But they're like obsessed with only fans.
How many episodes is this?
It's I believe two or three.
Do you think they're obsessed with only fans?
Because like, and porn stars didn't get this.
Well, I'm sure they got so much hate.
But like before social media, I'm saying because it was known
that like if you were a porn star, then you were basically
getting abused.
Like where the only fans girls can control their subscription money.
Yeah.
Like they're banking.
Unless they run by male managers who like form these only fans.
How is that?
Wait, I if one of the guys runs an only fans agency.
But he talks bad about I know.
But he talks bad about only fans.
Like that's not an agent.
That's a modern day.
Like, I'm at a red pill.
I met a red pill guy once.
I didn't know what red pill was at the time.
And I asked him what his type was.
And one of the first things he said was they can't do only fans.
I'm like, no one brought up only fans.
Why are you bringing up only fans?
Was it like the percentage of women that do do only fans compared to
like how many women are alive is like very small?
Also like then stop meeting only fans girls like wire.
All your friends are going and you're dating an only fans model.
It's a sense of control where they hate.
When women have sex with the law guys, I think one because it means
that we can compare your dick to other dicks.
Men hate that.
Yeah, they hate that you like have seen shit.
Yeah, they like you being them being the first one and only one.
They also want to feel like some type of elite.
Like only I got to have sex with her.
Well, that's not to get deep.
But it goes back to like, good.
Why do guys talk about like 18 and 19 year olds and stuff?
Yeah, it's because they can manipulate them.
Did you see the Netflix show Age of Attraction?
I couldn't click it just because Hannah.
I couldn't even get through the first episode.
I wanted to be like, what we learned here today is age actually does fucking matter.
Like here's the thing.
If you're in your third, like I think it's I think you go through a very different
phases in your life.
Your 20s is insanely different than your 30s.
Your brain's not fully formed, which is very different from your 40s.
If you're 35 year old woman and you meet a 45 year old man, beautiful.
Oh, gorgeous.
Oh, love it.
Snorted.
You guys are on the same page.
If you're 25 year old girl and you are dating even 10 years older,
like I think back that to I'm close closer to the age that my boyfriend
was, then I am to 26.
Like when I was 26, I dated someone 36.
If you're a 36 year old man and you are interested in someone under 30,
it's because you know that no girls your age would ever deal with you.
They know how dumb you are.
They know that like you couldn't figure it out.
And that's why you have to go and press.
I just had such an epiphany when I was 25.
I dated a guy who was 35 insane.
And I, like he was the shit.
I thought he was like amazing.
I think he's amazing.
I thought he was amazing.
But I knew after like a year, I started having panic.
Totally.
Because I knew that when I dated this guy, go wait.
Let me tell you I've never been scared.
Go wait.
And he was like, I'll like, I'm married.
By the way, I had no job.
I had no idea what I wanted to do when he was like perfect.
This girl's lost and confused.
And in my head, I was like, I don't know why he's picking me.
But I don't feel good about myself around him.
But he wants to be with me.
He didn't make any sense.
Thank God, my body had the wherewithal to be like,
this isn't safe.
Get out.
I did write an article once for Elle about Saddies.
So I basically was like, look, I met my husband
when I was 30.
He was 44.
This is why I think it's working out so far.
But I basically said, there's no power dynamic between us.
Yeah.
I'm financially independent.
I know what my career is.
I've gone to therapy.
He doesn't have any power over me.
We are very equal.
When you're 25, 26, and your brain isn't fully formed,
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I don't like the position that puts girls in.
Period.
Pots over.
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It's so interesting that it's just so normalized that like if a guy is 36
and he's like, yeah, she's 28, that's like the perfect age.
Okay, what about the other, what about the 36 year old woman?
Why do you feel like you're too good for women your age?
It's not beauty because when I was 22, I was ugly.
I'm the best looking I've ever looked.
I just want to say our generation with a spray tan right now.
Best looking I've ever looked or like she's in her.
But these men see 21 year old girls and they go, she's not going to clock my shit.
Yeah, she's not going to clock my shit.
In your 30s, a mile away, you're like, no, no, I'm not getting out of bed for this.
Also, we're not going on a yacht.
No, I'm not going to your fucking party where I have to be up all night.
Girls in their 30s are like, I'm too tired.
I'm not going on your orgy.
I'm not having an orgy.
The third guy, he's this like older man.
He pulls up in a Lamborghini and he's like, but this is not what my life is about.
It's about being a good honest person.
It's not about the flash in the glamour, but he's wearing like a three piece suit.
In Miami, it's like 90 degrees.
And he basically is like, I, she know my wife, but she's not allowed to cheat on me.
Perfect.
And all this stuff.
And he's one of the top guys when Andrew Tate did his like multi-level marketing scheme.
There's like several guys that got on early and did well off of it.
So it's classic like, see that guy did well.
Why can't you do well?
And it shows these other guys who are big fans of him.
This guy is no job.
And he's being told not to take a nine to five because that's like the matrix.
Like the system that like holds you down.
So he's living in a car and just paying for Andrew Tate's e-books.
What?
Because it's a multi-level marketing scheme.
So these men think like, I just have to, and they're like, I have no value.
I have to gain value.
I have to beat strong.
I can't let women, whatever.
And they're just hurting themselves.
You want to know the worst part about this?
Is the fact that they're catering to all these like young, Gen Z men that in like 15 years,
everyone's going to be like, where, why didn't their moms raise them?
But at some point it's going to get blamed on us.
Also, these are the men that eventually are going to run our country.
It's God forbid we get a woman.
God forbid God forbid a woman goes anywhere near.
This is so overdone, but there was a really funny tech talk where a guy was like,
you know, men love to start wars.
But if one more president, none of the countries will be talking to each other.
Just be quiet and calm.
Wait, we don't talk to, we don't talk to friends.
Sorry, I don't talk to Russia.
Okay, I saw her.
I know what she's about.
She knows that we've met before.
I don't forgive, I don't forget.
She actually didn't know me.
I'm like, you saw me at the UN meeting.
Sorry, you're not in my group chat anymore.
And if you talk to Russia, I swear to God, I'll never talk to you again.
If I see with Russia, I swear to God, there's going to be a problem.
I mean, I'm just never going to talk to you.
Wait, I was getting into fight with someone the other day,
about just like men versus women, whatever.
And he said to me, he was like, okay,
well, who's fighting in all the wars?
Men or women, like who's protecting in all the,
and I was like, you mean the war that all the men started?
Like, what are you talking about?
Yeah, why would we go fight?
We're not involved.
Yeah, this is not my fight.
This is not my fight that you started over your oil
for your big-ass cyber truck.
Not my war.
Don't even have a driver's license, barely.
I don't need gas for my car.
Do cyber trucks take gas?
No, they're like electric.
Oh, they might be electric.
But again.
I don't have.
Again, the president's against electric vehicles.
So I'm not getting into this right now.
I also think they're so, well, I've never seen a cyber truck
with a family in it.
I'm just going to say that.
It's always just one.
Have you ever seen like a four-year-old joke?
No, it's just one alone, six-year-old dude.
And I'm like, I hope you're happy.
I hope you're happy.
Wait, that's so true.
I've never seen my neighbor.
Never seen a happy family.
Never seen a four-year-old jump out of a cyber truck.
Never seen a cute dog.
Never seen a laboratory where just head out of a cyber truck
having the time of his life.
No, it's some dark sinister energy in that cyber truck.
Did you see Lily Allen performed?
And did you see her dress?
No.
OK, she wore this dress to her perform.
And it looks like it almost looked like a flag.
But so it wraps her.
And then she has someone holding it, pulling it taught.
So she's turning.
And it's unfold.
And honestly, it was an art piece, truly.
And I was looking at the comments and looking at people
saying, what is the dress?
She made a dress of all of the receipts
from her ex of all the things he would buy other women.
And she wore it on stage.
And she unraveled.
I was like, singing, and you could see all.
Then if you zoom in, you can tell it's a receipt.
If Lily Allen doesn't win a Grammy next year,
I'm going to be really mad.
I think it's the best album of the year.
Also, I really read comments, but I was somewhat mad at me
because they basically were, like, you
said that Charlie XAX inspired Lily Allen.
Didn't mean it like that.
I think everyone gets inspired by things going on.
But yes, Lily Allen's that girl.
She's been doing it forever.
And I think she should win the Grammy, for sure.
I just thought it was so genius.
Also, I think he has a new show out or something.
And she's just staying on his neck.
So long story short, with the Manosphere,
it turned out being less about, oh,
there's this culture-ever-man hates woman.
It's more, hey, there's men that realize
that they can monetize dumb men by saying rage-bait shit
about women so that they can blame other things
for why you're not doing well in life.
Yeah, it's brainwashing.
I do have to say everyone, they're really mad about, like,
toxic masculinity, masculinity is not toxic.
The opposite of toxic masculinity is not being weak.
It's not being toxic.
Be a good, strong, masculine man.
Don't hate on women.
If you want to sleep with a man, sleep with a man.
I love it.
Don't be on to hate women, just because that's your urge.
Also, a lot of them do just want to be gay.
Yes.
And we would let them.
I don't know why they're being to us.
We're a safe space.
Before you download Andrew Tate's e-book, Download Grindr,
and just see if that releases anything.
The amount of time you get to my readers and me.
I'll ask anyone's boyfriend.
I've asked my own.
I've been like, you could tell me.
I won't tell anyone.
I wonder how many girls have that moment.
Another cult documentary, which I just started.
It's slow, but it's dark.
It's on Apple, which is new.
A lot of them aren't on Apple.
It's called Twisted Yoga.
And again, it always starts with a girl being like,
I'm spiritual.
I think I'm trying to find my purpose in the world.
And these yoga classes are helping me with spirituality.
It starts, thanks.
Honest.
And sweet.
And then next thing you know, she's in Romania
in a building that's locked up.
And they're doing tantric sex poses
and drinking each other's pee.
So anyway, it starts about love and peace and butterflies.
And then it gets sinister.
Notice the similarity between all these
is when you're vulnerable.
If someone said, drink this person's pee.
Now, if someone said, put it on your skin, very different.
You said, how much?
I'd say, what kind?
Where exactly?
Could I do it on my neck?
How hydrated do I have to be for this?
But this thing, they don't just sit you down, go drink pee.
It's this long process where it's like getting connected
to your femininity and connected with others.
And then next thing you know, like two years later.
I'm gonna try to drink a UTI.
That is so vile.
Cultures scary.
So I'm only one episode in,
which I think people like,
because they hate when I tell them what happens in the dark.
But all of a sudden, you're like, it's history, guys.
They're like, you said, Bundy got caught.
Wait, that's so true.
I'm an enabler because I like when you tell me the ending
because then I'm like, check off my list.
I don't even have to go watch it.
My friends don't mad at me.
They're like, both towers went down.
No.
Sorry, that was dark.
That was dark.
I'm a New Yorker.
I'm allowed to say that.
We were allowed to have it.
You guys weren't even there.
We saw it.
Also, remember when I said the girl message me
who works for the Celsius or whatever, the census?
Yeah.
That was also wrong.
Cool.
She's actually a historian for the Smithsonian.
Oh, okay.
You really fight tonight.
But also, the gigglers are so fun.
The gigglers are like, he's actually a beekeeper
in Argentina.
No.
The gigglers have the most amazing jobs.
Historian, first of all, what is the Smithsonian?
It sounds important.
The Smithsonian is a museum.
The Smithsonian.
It's like, what's in the Smithsonian?
Like the Mona Lisa?
No.
The Smithsonian is like...
George Washington.
No.
The Smithsonian is like anything...
Oh, like books.
No.
Like the NASA...
Hold on, I still look at that.
Like the planet.
Night at the museum.
No.
The paintings.
It's air and space.
That's what I meant.
Is the world's largest research complex
featuring 21 museums?
This is AI, so this could be completely wrong.
And then this is about misinformation.
Oh, it has the airspace museum,
but also has museum, whatever.
It's just, it's research.
It's research.
Oh, there's Smithsonian locations.
Oh, it's all of them.
It's American.
Oh, it's all the museums.
You guys, we learned so much on this podcast.
There's so much I thought it was just air and space.
So anyway, people who listen to this podcast,
research history.
So if that makes you feel better,
I'm so proud of them.
I'm literally so fucking proud of them.
How are you?
I love the people who listen to us,
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I need to listen to too many facts
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The facts and high pressure.
I just need people making no sense.
I need two people interrupting each other for an hour.
Yeah, let's do something page coded,
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I went off.
So my treasurer made commercial came out the other day.
Wait, a second one.
You really had one.
Yeah, this was my new one.
This was my new like Christian Seriano Devil
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But when we, the day we were filmed, this is so girly.
The day we were filming it, it was just,
I brought my parents, like it was just like
the girliest shoot ever.
It was like, we're doing hair, we're doing makeup,
and like, Vogue was there and just all these different things.
I've never done a shoot like that, continue.
And so we're in the dressing room.
We had like a break, I don't know, it was like lunch.
And my assistant was like, should I chop my hair off?
And we were like, oh my god, do it.
Like chop your hair off.
So she literally had the longest hair ever.
She's like, very cool, Gen Z chops it into a bob.
During the shoot?
Yeah.
I'm a really easy boss.
I'm like, stop production.
My assistant needs to cut a bob.
And like, go get a facial bit.
Like, what are you doing here?
You know, like, do whatever you want.
You're like, actually, can we stop?
I don't like that girl's hair, dude.
Can you change it?
And you're like, she's not even on set.
And you're like, I don't like it.
I'm like, so she cuts her hair in the middle of the shoot.
We're obsessed.
We love her bob.
How long did that take?
Like 10 minutes.
It was just like, it's like, it's like, it's an accident.
In true bob fashion, everyone gets a bob.
And then they're like, what if I chopped a little more off?
My assistant now chopped up to here, literal pixie.
Does she look good?
Hannah, I'm obsessed.
And I'm like, Hannah, it's going to be so mad at me
because it took one.
It took one other red head to be like, what about a pixie cut?
I can't stop looking at pictures of Lily Conway.
I'll start crying if you do it.
Wait, what if right before I went to Italy,
I just chopped all my hair off?
Well, I personally want you at your wedding.
Start like this.
OK.
Then you chop the pixie party the rest of the night.
How much can I make about me?
You're like, it's already going to be too much.
She in the middle of this wedding.
Or for the honeymoon maybe, when you go to somewhere really hot,
I just chop that.
You chop it.
Can I just say, I've been wrong in my life before.
I want to prep for that.
Not many times.
Not many times.
But a lot of time people perceive it wrong
because it's ahead of its time.
And I say it not in the right way.
However, people thought you made joke, but you never play.
Right.
Period.
But that's hell.
So when I first threw it into the ether,
that you should get a pixie, the internet was a gasp.
They said Hannah hates page.
Your head is a bad friend.
Hannah's horrible.
She's sabotaging her.
And I said, sorry, I have a vision that you guys can't see.
Yeah, sorry that you believe in my face.
You guys clearly don't know.
No good bone structure.
Now I'm thinking, all those people don't believe in my face.
They don't think I have a back bone.
Because my thing is, I just see Audrey Hepburn.
Thank you.
I see Audrey Hepburn.
And when your face is so fucking chiseled and snatched
like yours, when you pull your hair back,
people lose their minds.
Because they've never seen so many angles of a cheekbone.
This way when I pull my hair back, everyone goes up.
No, I love when you pull your hair back.
Stop it.
You know I do.
Stop it.
You're doing a ponytail this week.
No, I'm really stressed out.
You've been stressed about it for literally a full seven days.
I think I have to do a ponytail.
It's like the dentist office.
I'm like, I have to do a ponytail on Tuesday.
You're like, did you dress?
I need to do a ponytail.
And then they're like, do you want me to tell me
when you're doing a ponytail?
As if you just got results from the doctor.
No, I'm not.
And I have to get my wisdom teeth out.
I'm like, are you going to ponytail on Tuesday?
You're never going to believe this.
I have her piece.
When people do slick backs and they have a flat forehead
and a wider head on top, it looks amazing.
I have a pointy head.
So when they do it, you can't even see it.
It just, it exposes too much.
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Anyway, so you're pondering a pixie.
Not like Demi Moore pixie, like a shaven.
No, no, which, but not even like,
I mean like, okay, I see a cute sideband.
The way my assistant chopped it is like,
it literally stops.
I'm gonna try and like,
it literally stops like right here,
like right at my ear.
That's not a good representation.
But I also see it with like a little side bang,
like a school side part forever.
Yeah, like I wouldn't be able to see
what's out of the middle because that would look insane.
I feel like, but I would do just drastic side part
all the time.
You're letting my barber down.
I want to cut you up and then I want you to flame.
I want to take a sharpie and I just
a little bit of this rock and I'm hanging from something.
Like she left me here.
The way you treated your toys
and the way I probably treated my toys.
So you know that millennial thing where it's like a fairy
that you pull it and it spins and then goes into the air.
I was breaking shit.
I was like, how far can we get this to go?
I also was obsessed with like little horse,
like, not my little pony.
My little pony.
I liked my little pony.
I think I did wreckage to my little pony.
I was a realist even as a child.
I was like, fairies aren't real, can't fly.
Pony's not that small get out of my face.
I hated Barbies.
I hated babies.
I wasn't like playing with a baby.
I'm like, I don't, not a mother.
I had four kids.
And if my mom didn't put them in car seats,
I was like, end all die.
You're a horrible mom.
They'll die.
You're literally rebelling back and die.
I'm working girl.
I look like new jumps and never.
Speaking, remember last episode we talked about cigarettes.
And actually when I was a child,
because my grandma smoked so many cigarettes,
one day I literally sat down and said,
I have to have a cigarette.
And my mom looked around and people were like,
oh my god.
She was like, she doesn't mean it.
She's obviously four.
She's not sitting down to have a cigarette.
I was like, no, I need one, mom.
I need one, though.
Yeah, I actually need one.
And my grandma had bought me candy ones.
So I ripped one out of my purse.
My Barbie purse, obviously.
Because what else is in my purse, but candy cigarettes.
And I sat on the sidewalk and I literally fake puffed
the cigarette.
My mom was like, she's not coming over anymore.
I remember my mom got me an address with a matching purse
and a matching hat.
That was my favorite.
For you, Ming.
She was like, hold this for one second.
Got the photo.
And then I think I took the hat.
It was like in a pool somewhere.
And then I like threw everything was,
and then I was rolling around.
Whenever there was a matching accessory,
I thought genius.
I refused to wear hats.
From the second I came out of the home,
they put a little knit hat on me.
And I got my fingers in it and I started.
It was crazy.
I loved wearing hats.
I cleaned my apartment the other day, not to brag.
Because it rained.
The other day?
That's what I did.
Within about an hour, I messed it up again.
And it reminded me of another nickname I had.
It's not Quadzilla.
They used to call me Hurricane Hannah
because I would come into a place
and I would just like wreck it.
And it's at the point where at first I was mad at myself.
And now I'm like, you're, I have a skill.
You know?
I like to describe it as.
Like I throw my shoes off in this.
It is mistaken that like you could have possibly taken ballet
as a child.
Like that's how I think of it.
And like Hannah walks into a place.
And like even the way you walk,
like like you're, you don't mean to stop in,
but you're stomping in.
No, I used to like when I was at a tennis academy,
I lived with like six other kids
and they would be like, why do you walk so heavy?
So heavy.
And I was like, sorry, my ass is fat.
Like I'm literally pure wedding and I'm like,
I haven't even touched the ground yet.
I actually think you would have been phenomenal at gymnastics.
No, I eat too much.
Oh, yeah.
And I'm too tall. I'm 57 on my torso.
I thought about it.
But I mean, yeah, the emotional abuse is similar to tennis though.
I will keep you like doing gymnastics makes them short.
Like, no, because they get stunted from all the working out.
When I was in middle school, I really wanted to do gymnastics
because I really wanted to be a cheerleader.
You want to wear the unit shirt?
And then I said to my mom, okay,
but it stunts their growth.
I can't wait.
And you want to be able to model.
And I wanted to have long legs.
So I literally quit gymnastics.
I love that you had a vision for yourself
from a young age.
You're like, this doesn't work with my 10 year plan.
I've always had a vision.
Where'd you get that information that stunts your growth?
I think I heard it somewhere and I never forgot it.
The same way I heard like Demi.
Demi, more used to wash her hair with ebb and water.
I never forgot it.
I read one time somewhere,
if you ended your shower and cold water,
your hair would be shiny.
Like, I would get random facts
and then I would just like live by them.
I miss problematic magazines in the 90s.
Me too, like, what a simple target.
Does your orgasm matter?
Like, how do you put the right hand job when he's mad at you?
Like, at this point, I'm like, I'm not sure.
How to lose that fat that's everywhere
that makes everyone hate you?
I lose the last 15 pounds.
So you can hang with your friends.
People are asking Zara Larsen, who I love,
how she has such a good body.
And she's like on tour.
Well, part of forming every night.
I like, she basically was like, I don't,
I just laugh a lot,
which is very gigabits, well-coded, I love.
But then I'm also like, she's dancing six hours a day.
Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.
She's like, she's like,
I can go out my own jokes.
She's like, I'm profusely sweating up there,
like doing crunching.
Also, she did admit like, abs are genetic.
Like, I don't have abs right now,
but genetically, I do.
I'm almost five months no UTI.
Write that as weekly.
But the other day, I felt just like a little,
like, as I could that be.
And I literally said to myself, no,
it's not you're being crazy, go trouble water.
But you want to know what I think.
And I've had a couple of girls do you at me.
So I've been trying to like, track and like see.
The other day, I drank not one, not two,
but three full Coca-Cola's throughout the day.
It's what you, I swear to God,
everyone's about to get diabetes
because of you.
What are you gonna say right now?
What are you gonna say right now?
I think the sugar,
like gives me the feeling like I'm getting one,
but I'm not actually getting one.
Oh, so you're saying it was bad that you chugged three Coke?
100%.
Okay, I thought you were saying,
if you don't want UTI's, chug three Coke.
And the only reason I chugged three Coke's
and in my defense, they were all in glass bottles.
It's a free country.
Right, first of all, it's my free will.
I'm an adult.
If that's your going off, like she partied one off.
I went off, it was a Friday night.
I was like, you know what?
I'm drinking all the glass Coca-Cola's in the house.
You're like, give me another one, bartender.
You know, those are like, sometimes you get those cards
at like bars where it's like you've been cut off,
like just leave now.
You just like give me one.
And then you're like enough with the fucking Coca-Cola.
Sometimes you just need one.
You know, I was having chips and dip.
What was I gonna do?
Have milk with it?
Yeah, like.
There are certain things you eat.
You have to drink soda, chips and dip.
Pizza.
Chinese food.
You have, I have to have a ginger ale when I have Chinese food.
My, like, the reason I'm solutionless
is because when I drink ginger ale, I think I'm healthy.
Well, it is.
I'm like, I need to get back to normal.
You need to get back to normal.
It's good for your stomach.
I'm like, look at everyone around me.
I'm like, sorry, I'm in a health cake right now.
If I'm having any type of sandwich, I must have an iced tea.
Like a turkey sandwich I have to have an iced tea.
Yeah.
If I'm eating Mexican, sometimes I have to have a lemonade.
Speaking of drinking and peeing,
the tiktok really made me laugh recently.
Have I recently made this morning?
This comedian, Hilti Bowen.
She was talking about men's and women's restrooms.
So obviously I'm like, I'm in.
What's this gonna say?
And she goes, when men built restrooms.
I saw that.
I saw that.
I love that we have the same algorithm.
It's so funny.
She goes and men built women's restrooms.
They were like, okay, we'll put a toilet.
And I guess we'll put walls next to it and then close it.
We'll put another one next to it.
Another one next to it.
Another one next to it.
Good, okay.
For the men's room, they're like, let's put toilet.
Wall next to it and close it.
Then I guess we should do some urinals.
I don't know if we just did no wall.
No doors.
No doors.
And what if we just put them all next to each other?
It just let them.
No, it's low key.
Okay.
Like it's actually,
and the guys were in the comments being like,
we stare straight.
I'm like, do you?
And it's also like, why even tempt?
Also imagine going to the women's bathroom
and like, we're next to a woman without a wall.
Like that's crazy intimate.
Okay, but I actually think it makes more sense
for like the women's room to not have walls
than it does the men's room.
Because we're not like flinging out another wall.
We're just more intimate with each other as a whole.
Like that's the only time.
Once they leave a sports team or a locker room,
that's it.
They're never undressing in front of each other.
Yeah, yeah.
Like when else are they?
What's it called when you have something
coming out of your body?
A limb.
Yeah, like we're not pulling out an outer extremity.
Yeah.
Like we're men are like pulling it out.
Yeah.
Men like pee next to each other for sure.
Like get for sure.
It's the strangest thing
because all they have to do is put a little wall,
like a tiny wall.
Some have like little short walls that are like next to it.
But a lot of them don't.
Like tiled walls.
A lot of them don't.
It's also interesting because it's like,
oh, so you can aim.
Oh, that's so interesting.
Because when we're out home, it's all over the place.
But oh, you actually can aim on a perfect like little
wall.
When we're home, someone had a water balloon fight.
The man is for documentary.
The guy goes, well, look around me.
Men invented everything.
That was his like statement of like why men are superior.
We invented people.
OK.
And top that, we literally invented you.
We invented you.
Like you came from someone's vagina.
And then this woman did a list of like all the things
that women invented, which was actually crazy.
Like it was like Wi-Fi, a woman invented.
Like it was like all these things.
But then it got me thinking of how many things
men invented that like their wife told them about.
Here's another thing that actually reminds me of it.
I feel like there's so many women that will be like, OK,
whatever.
I don't need to get married.
I'll have a child, either I'll adopt a child,
or I'll get a sperm donor.
Do you ever hear of stories?
Mr. Let's preserve my legacy.
Do you ever hear of stories of straight men in their straight
men, because I'm just counting the gay men,
because there's a lot of gay men that have children?
Straight men that have a kid on their own.
That's not forced upon them in some weird situation.
So no.
Do men ever go and say, I need to surrogate,
because I want to have a child.
And we would never force a man to have a child
when he doesn't want one.
No.
We don't.
If anything, we want to control men's bodies.
Crazy.
Isn't that so interesting?
And another thing I thought about, now mind you,
I'm a joint deep.
Maybe a joint and a half.
And I'm like, why doesn't anyone ever
talk about cats getting ticks?
There's so many stray cats.
And they're out on the streets.
And you never hear about them getting ticks.
But you let your golden retriever out one time.
And you're like, my golden retriever is Lyme disease.
And you literally gave it to the whole house.
So I looked it up.
I was like, why doesn't anyone talk about cats getting ticks
when there's way more, I feel like there's way more strength?
And Google said, because cats have such an intense grooming
process, let every couple of hours,
they wouldn't even let the tick attach to them.
They have already gotten it off.
I mean, I'm like, and another reason that women,
the only time a cat will get fleas when they're out,
like scared and fending for themselves
and you have to save them.
Well, this reminds me of when we were fostering dogs,
which I love to do.
But I don't know about dogs.
And it was 9 p.m. and I had to take the dog for a walk.
And I was like, this is annoying.
It's pitch black.
I'm alone.
I'm scared.
I'm like, this dog's not going to defend me
if someone has a treat.
So literally, my algorithm is literally so doggating.
It's a bunch of videos.
I'm so excited.
I can't wait.
I'm literally so excited.
It's a bunch of videos of the people.
OK, let me come down.
They are popping.
I can't do so much.
It's going to be so not funny now because I laughed too much.
But they put, like, wet food in a bowl.
Yeah.
And they get kidnappers to come in.
And as they're putting the wet food in,
the kidnappers take them and fake beat them up
and then dog goes up.
And the dogs, and this is like 10 different dogs
in the same situation.
And they look, and then the dog keeps eating.
Like, doesn't care.
And they're like pretending to, like, come and stab them.
And the dog just keeps eating the wet food.
The dog finishes, looks back, keeps trying to get the wet food.
And that's men.
That's literally men.
I'm going to go light-headed from love.
He's going, definitely a bit of clawed some's eyes out.
When I was walking this dog at 9 p.m., it's pitch black.
I'm scared.
It's cold.
I'm like, this is not a long term life to live.
Butters inside, just waiting for me,
goes in the bed.
And I'm like, sorry, I have to walk this wild animal outside
in the dark.
And then the dog's shirt is just like fucking around
in the grass.
I don't know what he's doing.
And I'm just like letting him have fun,
because that's what they do.
I'm like, I hope you had fun.
I'm freezing.
I walk back, and the dog smells horrible.
And I realized the dog was rolling around
in other dogs' poop.
And Des was like, how did you not see that happening?
I was like, what?
Any logical world would a dog see in other dogs' poop?
No, it's pooping up.
Let's roll around in this.
And he's like, that's what dogs do.
And I'm like, that's insane.
And then watching him took like forever,
it was the whole night was ruined.
No, honestly, that is.
I wasn't like so, oh my god, I'm getting a cap
because I hate dogs.
I was getting a dog.
And then I was like, what am I saying?
I'm not getting up in the colds dead of winter
and taking a dog out, ever.
Also, I have a friend who their dog's like ruining
their sex life because every time they have sex,
the dog freaks out and starts barking.
This is the last thing I was thinking about dogs and cats.
This is why I love cats.
When there's a thunderstorm, cats are like, cool.
That's my ancestors.
When I tell you that's a thunderstorm, dogs freak out.
They're barking.
They think they're under attack.
They're scared.
They're under attack.
They're scared.
They're like, if I'm uncomfortable,
I'm gonna make everyone uncomfortable.
There was a thunderstorm this morning.
When I tell you, Butter was mesmerized.
Butter sat there and was looking at like gorgeous.
This is a piece of art.
This is my Galangelo.
She's watching the lightning.
She's looking at all the wet people outside
and she's just taking in like an observational comic.
Yeah, because she is the wherewithal
to know it's outside and she's inside.
Where the dogs are like, they're coming to attack.
It's like, have a treat.
Shut up.
No, we didn't mean to go this hard on the men
in the dark.
She started this pod and I was like,
we've been talking too bad about men.
Let's have a light.
So you brought up just the worst documentary of all time.
I started this pod.
I was like, guys, I'm in a raincoat.
It's gonna be such a fun day.
Let's end with something nice.
Okay.
Fashion.
I'm obsessed with this trend.
Do you like it?
The whole wrong shirt with track pants.
See where track pants with like a work shirt.
Love.
It's, do you have any advice for pulling it off correctly?
Cause I feel like this is something
that I might wear and people will get like upset by.
Well, it's like kind of the same thing
when people are like, you're wearing an outfit
and then just do like the weirdest shoes, which I love.
I would just say it's something really masculine
and then something really feminine.
Love.
Love.
So like a roughly like a frilly shirt
and then it's just like an adidas track pants.
Yes.
Cute.
Very cute.
Okay, cool.
I feel like I'm leaning towards that for spring.
Anyway, guys, look forward to our outfits coming out
on Monday.
Paige hasn't picked hers yet.
She's very stressed.
I pick mine, but I might have to wear point out.
Oh, and this is coming out.
This will already be out.
But my Daphne Lemme collab,
which you want to know what needs a whole podcast episode.
So catch that on Friday.
We'll talk about it.
Don't miss it.
Bye.
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