Gout Gout 1-on-1 With JB, Tom Gleeson, Billy's New Segment - The Rush Hour podcast - Tuesday 31st March 2026

This is Triple M's Roshalla, the Penrod oil.

100 years, still driven.

Five, four, three, two, one.

I see assholes like in every day.

James Brayshaw.

Every f***ing day.

Billy Brown, us.

This moron number one.

When you get older, you get more sensible.

Put moron number two on the phone.

We're waiting for that to happen with you, fat man.

What the hell is wrong with you, dude?

Everybody's working.

Listen to the rush hour.

I feel good.

Oh, 30 degrees.

Right.

Oh, yes, please.

And while we're all enjoying that, yeah.

Tom Glacinim.

Hello, Tim.

This is the gold logo you're in a funny man.

He's bringing these shows to the comedy festival.

A topic's priceless.

Oh, yes.

He interests me.

Are we going to speak to Bernie Vince?

Are we?

Well, we keep trying to claim that he's the reason people win.

So we're going to strip that back.

Yep.

A new segment from fat.

That's really interested in.

And that's that.

That's coming up later on.

And then I go one on one with a future Olympic sprinting gold

medalist, Gap Gap.

Why?

One on one.

Well, I didn't explain it on.

It's transparency attached to this.

It was this morning.

Yeah.

It was 8.30 a.m.

And you refused to get out of your bed and come and do it.

So I did it.

I had to go to the gym.

Gym off.

Oh.

Of all the excuses.

You're leaning on the gym.

A big bike session this morning.

Yes, I did.

I let it stop for 45 minutes.

And it's in hot conditions.

Oh, of course it is.

Is that cool?

You think it a big room, yo?

Big room bike.

I tell you what.

You can't even lie properly.

It was hot there.

And it's bloody hot.

It's hot.

It is.

You know what?

It is 28.5 currently.

It's pissing down.

No, it's not robbo.

That's beautiful.

Oh, four on the Tuesday at the end of March.

Wow.

Hello to you by the way.

Oh, good.

Jimmy Boy, how are you?

Well, thank you.

That's the way.

And went well with the, did you say it was the break out?

Oh, good.

Yeah.

Very, very nice young man.

Yes.

Only 18.

Only 18.

Hello, Ryan.

Let's go through the gas.

Let's go through the gas.

Get around the microphone.

Oh, microphone.

Oh, microphone.

His hand looks like the top of an old fashion microphone.

You know, they interviewed all the captains preseason

and they blind-ranked their favorite nicknames on Triple M 40.

And microphone head came out on top every single time.

Oh, no.

A spindle shanks.

Yeah.

And then he turned into microphone head.

And there's only one bloke that didn't like microphone head.

Well, he got around all that to it.

That was him.

He did.

He got there like, he didn't think he was aware of the nickname.

No.

No.

Until you mentioned him aware of it.

Are you dead?

Uh, rap, rap, rap.

Now on Triple M's rush hour.

Um, no.

Let's talk.

Rap, rap, rap.

It's Philly's All Scores Report.

Tristan Cherry has been suspended for three games, Jimmy Boy.

It wasn't great.

What was he thinking?

I know.

It wasn't a great look.

I'm a big fan.

No, we're what the hell was going on in his head.

Very, very, mostful.

Yeah.

Well, he should be too.

Yeah.

So, uh, he misses games against Carlton, which you could beat by the way, Jim.

Uh, Brisbane and Richmond.

So he'll be missed there.

The big fella.

He will be.

Zack Buddies.

Congratulations.

He has hit the, he got fined, uh, $1500 on the weekend, Jim.

Yeah.

Uh, $1,000 for an early plea, which took him over the $50,000 payment.

$50,000.

$50,000.

$50,000.

The highest fined player in AFL history.

And he's ahead of Toby Greens.

Oh, that's saying something, but he's 50 grand.

He must have a money tree.

Well, back of his joint.

How old is he?

25 or six?

Yeah, about that.

25.

He's still got a few years.

He's a lot of wedge.

Oh, he needs a lot of money.

Then wherever he goes, Jimmy Boy.

Uh, the AFL has confirmed that two new grandstands

will be added to Brossa Park for next week's Gather Round.

So, uh, that's good.

Who's playing there?

North and the Lions on Saturday.

And then the Giants and Richmond.

So they get a couple of squats.

I spoke to some, I think Freo played there last year.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I spoke to a couple of their boys who said the surface there is brilliant.

Yes.

That's right.

Absolutely brilliant.

Ran your ground and, uh, should be good.

Actually, catch by it.

Norwood.

I'm going out there.

That'll be nice.

Have a look at that.

Right.

The parade.

Is that why they call it?

Glovey ground, isn't it?

Yeah.

Oh, a bit like Kedinia Park.

It's ginia.

Skinia.

Mm.

A bit like me.

Uh, Super Netball's Grand Final crowd will be thousands of supporters down on last season.

After Netball, have a listen to this story, Jim.

Yes.

Netball missed out on booking the Rod Labor Arena.

Oh, right.

Turns out Disney on ice got in first and booked the Rod Labor meaning that the Grand Final

will be played across the radar at the John Cain Arena.

Rodlava holds 15,000, John Cain holds 10,000 there.

Got beaten by the Disney on ice.

That's weird, interesting.

The NFL, Jimmy Boyd.

Now we've all heard about the first ever game played

for points here at MCG, September 11.

Well, San Francisco's coach, Carl Shanahan,

has spoken out about the 49ers

playing their opening season game in Australia.

Got a bit of audio here, Jim.

Yes.

Very sarcastic response.

When asked if he's Cain for the game, Deonando.

I was so fired up.

That was our goal to go 19 hours away to play a game.

So I think we're going back in time

or into the future.

I think we gained a day or lose a day.

I can't.

I'm not sure which one yet, but it is what it is.

We'll deal with it.

And I think there's eight international games.

We got two of them, so we're fired up about that.

Come on, Carl.

Come on, Carl.

Well, for a start, it's 15 hours.

That's right.

It's a direct plot.

Yes.

It'll be on a bloody chartered plane.

Exactly, Jim.

Come on, Carl.

No.

Oh, I haven't kept you about this.

No, no, no.

Well, I haven't checked him with him, Jim.

And asked him, is there nothing that interests you

about playing in Australia?

No, Bill.

Not at all.

I don't know, bro.

I mean, it's cool for the league to play globally.

I think that's awesome.

But as far as the team doing it, there's not much benefit

to it.

Sometimes it's nice to get a buy-a-week after,

but it doesn't happen a week one.

For us to stop it.

No, Bill.

No, Bill.

Who was that?

That was Carl saying, no, Bill was Carl.

Yeah, OK.

So we might hear a very different to the rest of the game.

Might hear a bit more about Carl later on in the show, Jim.

I like the sound of this.

Oh, cricket.

The cricket.

Indian.

Teenage sensation.

They'll have a sayer.

Siraya Venish.

It's not an easy one to say.

Siraya Venish, I think it is.

Who made history last year,

hitting a 35-ball hundred.

When he was only 14, Jim,

you don't believe he's only 14, do you?

No, I'd tell you.

Well, he's 15 now.

He's grown up.

That's 15, yeah.

And he hit a 17-ball 52 last night.

Oh, what's the highlights of it?

The royals smashed the Super Kings by eight-week-its.

Now, this is interesting,

because none of the commentators can say his name.

And he is one of them, have a listen.

You imagine all those kids in the backyard at home

sitting watching this 14-year-old saying,

I have a dream of being Veracoli.

I have a dream of being Rohit Sharma.

What's his name?

Well, they can dream being this kid.

He is inspiring a nation.

That's Katie Barton, by the way.

Yes, he's great.

Yeah, well, let's just say his name.

This kid in the 14-year-old.

No one says it.

Do they, Jim?

No.

Incommetry.

Tottenham, parted company with their coach.

Oh, so they second.

Yes.

And this is the second bloke that had since him

and they've gone bloody nowhere.

The only coach for seven games, he's 14 days

as managers, the fourth shortest tenure in EPL history.

Yes.

But there is some talk that they might have a chat to and.

Are you hearing that?

Well, what would you or your soccer man?

Well, why would he go there?

They might get relegated, Tottenham.

There are only one or two points ahead of relegation

at the moment.

One point away from being relegated.

Oh, well, some Jonathan will be headless.

No, no, no.

Speaking of soccer, the soccer roots.

They're going all right, by the way, the soccer roots.

They're going to play a World Cup warm up game tonight.

It's the last game I think they play in Australia.

It's here in Melbourne and Amy Park.

It's here in Melbourne at Amy Park at 18.

And Melbourne play a carousel.

Carousel, let's say.

Yeah, it's a little Caribbean nation.

The smallest country to ever qualify for the World Cup.

Population, 155,000.

So that's on tonight.

Amy Park, get down there and support the soccer roots.

And that is enough, in fact, because I've got a warm up.

That's got time to say.

Triple M's rush hour with JB and Billy.

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The cream of the comedy crop, Erin Melbourne

for the International Comedy Festival,

including this man, is out of touch show

as performing at the Regent Theatre in Melbourne from April 9 to 19.

You can get your tickets at comedy.com.au.

It is the gold, loggy winning himself, Tom Pleason.

Our next guest is one of Australia's funniest comedians,

who is all about giving back to the community.

Every comedian I know was doing charity gig,

after charity gig, after charity gig

to raise money for the five fives.

And then what happened?

And then he hit no gigs for seven months.

And did one f***ing five fighter

lift their finger to help the comedian.

No, no f***ing one.

Please welcome Tom Pleason.

I love this.

I'm reading here, Fat Tom Pleason is out of touch.

He is. He's got his head up, he's ours.

He is.

Come along to the show and take him down a peg.

Well, I dare you to try, because many have Tom Pleason

and not many have succeeded.

Now, I always like people to have a shot.

So whenever I do my show, I do the show.

And then at the end of the show,

I invite the audience to correct the record.

So if there's anything they didn't believe,

I straighten out the show for them.

And usually that's a chance to have a shot.

I have a go at you.

And they have a go and that sometimes they think they can win.

They never do.

They never know.

They say things like,

and you win a logo, you're bald headed.

Oh, hello.

You haven't got it now, I just wanted to say it in here.

I just wonder if I ever said that.

No, no, no, no.

I mean, that's easy to dispel anyway.

The reason why I won a logo was because I got the most votes.

It's not that controversial when you think about it.

And it was back in the olden days,

when the audience used to choose the gold logo in nominees.

Not like now, we're a panel of experts,

which rules they may have changed since I got

a gold luggy, but the way I was just sitting on my shelf

in my office back at home,

just so I can look at and have a chuckle every day in my life.

What do they say to you?

Tell me what do they like some critique or

I may have a go at me for being bold.

I'm surprised that you went there because I would have thought

that even for you, that was just too obvious.

A young kid yelled at me just the other day.

I was doing a show in Canberra over the weekend,

did two shows there, which was great.

And this guy just yelled at me, said I was bold,

and I said, how old are you?

He was 20.

I'm like, do you think I've never had to deal with this before?

And I'm like, mate, you may well have here,

but I have something that you will never have.

Real estate.

And I don't know if you wanted in Canberra.

Well, I mean, I said you can drag your full head

of hair to one of my properties and you can rent it.

I feel like it.

I love that one.

Adelaide Advertiser, five star of you.

Yes, of course, dear.

That's so you obviously had a barnstorming run over there.

Oh, yeah, and as you well know, you know,

Adelaide Advertiser is owned by Newscore, which is Murdoch,

and like I work at the ABC, I've got a positive review

for the Murdoch press.

That's uphill, you know, so that must mean they meant it.

Yeah, exactly.

They said something nice about the ABC by accident.

You love the ABC, don't you?

Oh, your shows are there.

Oh, well, to be honest, the only reason I work at the ABCs

is because I'm so successful at stand-up comedy

owned too much money.

And as you both know, because you're both out of touch

as well.

Tax is an issue.

You have to pay a shift load of taxes.

It's still there.

Whereas if you work at the ABC, you get to recoup some.

Because it's all tax payer funded.

So I'm there to try to break even.

That's true.

Yeah.

Why are you not doing that?

The ABCs tax payer funded.

So I'm just trying to, I'm trying to break even.

Right.

You didn't know that Bill.

He didn't know the government basically pay for the ABCs.

So we do.

We do.

We're paying for you.

So you've been watching the ABC all the time.

I'm not watching it ever again.

Yeah, we're watching it.

You're thinking, what are they?

One bloody ad break.

You know, it's on Hardquiz.

I don't say, you know, let's look at the scoreboard brought to you by Bungie's batteries

or whatever it is.

Bunnings.

How is Hardquiz?

11th season.

It is.

It's been very good.

Well, I think we're going to do season 12 recording in that this year.

And I think we need to bring in sponsors.

Oh, yes.

Why wouldn't you do that?

And solos in straightaway.

I'd like to sell soft drinks that have alcohol in them on the ABC.

What a treat.

I get one.

I get Benson and Hedges and mention while I'm at it.

Now, Tommy, the show out of touch is not just about responding to the audience.

No, it's about your lifestyle as well, James, as you know, in your beach house there,

you were an inspiration for it.

Thank you.

I've always been happy for inspiration to flow to you.

Yes.

Well, I love that.

So, what, to give us a bit of a hint of the areas you go to?

Well, to some degree, it's about money.

And it's about my relationship with it and how I'm not very responsible with it.

I burn through it.

Because I think people think I'm good at maths and stuff because I do that at uni

that I'd be good with money.

But I'm not.

I churn through it.

How?

What do you spend it on?

Everything.

Not close.

Oh, that's country roadies going on, by the way.

It's a...

My barley, barley, green and sear on it.

At least I don't have a stain on my shirt.

Oh, come on, fat.

You know, my clothes are stuck, but at least they're clean.

You've been breastfeeding?

Yeah.

You need a nap.

Look, at least.

You need a nap, can there, buddy?

What happens when you're in touch?

You're in touch with the gravy from your roll or whatever you're having.

Lactating.

Are you suggesting you're lactating?

Oh, I am lactating.

It is.

Oh, I didn't.

Sorry.

You know what it is that your maternal instincts came out since I came into this studio.

Because I look like your child.

I look like a baby version of Billy Brown was and he started to lactate out of it.

I think we just got a vision of the show because Bill's tried to have a go.

And Tom says, absolutely, no.

I don't know if you can get the three times in a row.

I'd let you think you're going to write something.

Let's go on back to the world three times and that is us.

And to a few three separate cases.

You have a chat to him.

Jim, I'm going to come up with something really good.

Well, I didn't know and told me for a long time.

But what I had forgotten is that on Skid House, in the early 2000s,

I've got the photo of it here.

Oh, yeah.

The great DK Lilly.

Oh, I did it.

I didn't see charismatic, athletic, fastball.

No.

Well, it was a fantasy.

Let's be clear.

It's especially funny for my mates at high school because I was the Australian fastballer

that was a superhero that solved problems.

And all my friends knew that I was in the fifth season.

It was hilarious that I was so good at bowling that I could bowl a cat out of a tree.

But one of the joys for me was we actually got to show that Skid to Dennis Lilly himself.

Dennis Lilly himself on Rove Live back in the day.

And afterwards, I met him in the green room, which was an absolute thrill.

Yeah.

And he afterwards, he said, yeah, yeah, I hadn't actually seen this sketch yet.

My kid said that there's this funny sketch on Skid House and it's based on a fastballer.

I think it's based on Lenny Pasco.

Lenny Pasco.

Did you do that one?

Did you do that?

Did you?

Yeah.

Had the gold chain.

Had the gold chain.

Yeah, the red stain on the pants.

Yeah, well done.

That's good.

And by the way, one of the great men ever to draw a breath, Dennis Lilly.

Yes.

Yes.

I mean, it was completely attributed to him.

And also, are you going around watching other comedians and you're reviewing their little stand-up?

Well, I realize something.

And that is the comedy reviewers.

They're just anybody.

Oh.

Yeah.

So, don't they write for a paper or something?

Yeah, but are they experts in comedy?

Well, no.

No, they're not.

They write about other things during the year and then they just have a go.

And I thought, you know what?

I think I might know more about comedy than they do.

So, I've started reviewing all my friends.

And?

I've given them all five stars.

They've all got five stars.

Tommy, I always say the same thing about people who review commentary.

Yeah.

They wouldn't know the business end of a microphone and build it in their head.

No, that's right.

Oh, no.

They're expertise is based on listening.

If Bill Laurie starts writing a critique, then we're all going to sit up and listen.

And he's only done it for 40 years.

So, people like to critique comedy and they say, oh, well, I know what I like to laugh at.

But, I mean, to me, that's just like, you know, watching cars drive by in a freeway and think,

I know how to be a mechanic.

No, you don't.

Well, I like that car.

So, I laugh at that.

Yeah.

That's what it is.

What?

Yeah.

What did that mean?

Now, I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I was showing there that I saw was wicked.

So, it's massive.

Oh.

So, I'd love to say it sold out, but it's so big.

Oh.

There's a bit of headroom.

So, turn up.

It's so big.

It holds 58 people.

There you go.

No.

Well, it's better than the other gig I was going to do.

I was going to do a gig up in a bloody shipping container up on the border of the Victorian New South.

Wow.

And one audience member booked in, which I think is a big shot.

There we go.

And you love going around the country, don't you?

Yeah.

Well, I've got their own comedy festival.

I have a well got comedy festival.

Yeah.

Well got well got.

I'm going to do it up there.

Newcastle sold out already.

Newcastle sold out.

Put on an extra show in Canberra.

Yeah.

Rock Hampton.

Rock Hampton.

Put on an extra show there.

And cans.

Canes.

Bunderburg.

Bunderburg.

Bunderburg.

One extra show in Bunderburg.

I don't know why.

One thingy.

Yeah.

One thingy.

Do you find the country audience?

How do they differ from say Adelaide or Melbourne?

Oh, they're less cynical.

So they're just, you know, let's face it.

When I do that show, I'm the only thing happening in town.

Yeah.

If there's anything more exciting, it's probably just, you know, maybe the mayor's daughter's wedding.

So, you know, often it's like a...

They put all...

They put all their...

They put all their chips on that, you know, that...

No, I'm working out.

So, they're very enthusiastic.

Where are you from?

I'm originally from Ganada.

Ganada.

Yeah, in New South Wales.

Right.

No, Ganada.

Ganada.

And you...

There's 8,000 people live there.

And you're not even the most famous person from Ganada.

Yeah.

Who else is there?

Miranda Kerr.

Yeah.

Who else?

Ericka Baxter.

No, Harry Wilson.

Yeah.

Who's the Wallaby's captain?

Yeah.

So, you're third famous?

Yeah, I know.

But at least I didn't have to marry someone to get rich.

You didn't want to try to say a nice move in there, because you didn't know how to say a nice move.

I think he's got say a nice move.

You can go back there and do a little spot.

I do go and do shows there.

Last time I was there, I performed at the Ganada Rugby Club, which was fun.

Yeah.

And I was invited to be on a billboard outside of Ganada.

Yeah.

But even that was too much for me.

I said no.

No.

Not a lot of people throwing things out of their car at a billboard.

Shoot, no.

I don't bet.

You can go home and there's a bot.

Holds in your face.

Even I can...

I can handle Facebook, Instagram, social media.

The bullet holes in your face on a country billboard.

That's too much.

I wouldn't bounce back from that.

You got anything else for our man, Bill?

No, no, not really.

I wouldn't go again, Bill.

I'll just put your guns down.

You feeling okay?

Yeah, right.

Yeah, I'm feeling pretty good.

Yeah, because my shirt's clean.

Yeah.

You're looking a bit pale.

I was looking a bit pale.

But when you walk into the saloon fat and the sunbath's kids in there,

you take your guns out of your holster and you put them on the table.

All right?

You're right.

Well, I'm telling you.

The show will be brilliant, mate.

Go on, mate.

Make sure you get to comedy.com.au.

And hard queues, of course.

Love that.

Yes.

This has mastery to start.

Yeah.

Thanks, JB.

And thanks, Billy, your ball bastard.

Tom Gleason on the rush hour.

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Time now, Jimmy Boy.

To connect with the rush hour family.

We love them, of course.

We do.

And I've been thinking about this one over the weekend.

And Monday.

And one Triple 353.

Hey!

Yes!

What are you just going straight out with?

I am.

Straight out with it.

When have you fallen over?

Unusual.

Oh my God.

Yes.

We all have team.

Why, though?

What's your example?

Well, we all have.

Well, we all have.

Even I will admit that I've fallen over unusually sometimes.

Especially in the 1994 Prelim Final.

Tickets to the boundary line.

Roundless ball.

And the ball's out of bounds.

You did.

No one was anywhere near you.

You just fell over.

Oh, for an over and over.

I've had a couple of froffies.

I went for a wee in the bush and the bush didn't hold me up.

And I went into the bush.

That's hard to get out of.

Actually, when you pissed.

We had Gibbo, of course.

Yes.

And Gibbo fell over in the bath.

Yes.

But a heart rate, you reckon?

Yeah.

But a hocking fell over.

We just split down the slide.

Your mum, unfortunately, fell over.

Yes.

Mum fell over in Vietnam yesterday and she's broken her shoulder.

So she's having a fly back early.

Which is unfortunate for Jen.

And you know.

And Raps.

You know, with Jen, I don't want her to be unwell.

And I wish we were well in her recovery.

But that falls under her favour.

Why?

I had Mum honeymoon in Vietnam.

Oh.

And I am never going back there again.

Well, that's a couple of days left.

Now we're going to go to Cambodia.

So yes.

She's saved herself a little bit.

Exactly.

That was a bit of damage.

So when have you fallen over unusual?

Oh, where?

Have you fallen over unusual?

Not sure which one.

But anyone went nowhere.

Oh, where?

Six or seven.

Jim knows.

One, triple three, five, three.

Ring now because we've got a very nice price.

$250 fuel voucher.

Very, very good price, particularly heading into the Easter Long Weekend.

And fuel prices being so high.

Good thinking, 99.

Right.

Oh, no.

I like it.

When?

Or when?

Or where?

Have you fallen over unusual?

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Right now we're asking on 1, 2, 3, 5, 3.

When have you fallen over unusual?

It's one after one.

One with the bar, but the ball's out of bounds.

Oh, fat.

There have been some very famous ones, that being won in their 94 prelim.

Of course, Central Park Fat riding a bike.

About 50 metres in front of me went straight over the top.

Over the handlebars.

Over the handlebars and splatted his ass.

And you laughed and the lady went for a pocket.

I laughed for five straight minutes.

That's how funny it was.

But also Frank Lowey.

Oh, no.

And Frank, he was up on the dius.

That is a...

And then now fat.

Got something on his hair.

Got a bit of a...

Yeah.

Just up with Arthur Turf in his head.

So, 1, Triple 3, 5, 3.

When have you fallen over unusual?

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What have you got for us, buddy?

I was sitting in a hot tub down here.

I'm not wearing a few of the ladies with us.

And one of the boys said, you should sneak in a nudie run around the tub.

So, I quickly...

Slip the...

Slip the talks off and went to jump out of the spire and landed on the lead of the hot tub.

And when straddle my back, legs in the air.

It wasn't pretty.

The transition for the warm spire of the cold air didn't do any justice either.

That was a bad idea.

That's...

Night over.

Yes.

Night over ads.

Nothing.

That was a bad idea.

That's...

Night over.

Yes.

Night over ads.

Nothing.

After that.

Yeah, it was...

Yeah, it was all finished then, mate.

Yeah.

Well, it's done, mate.

We've got a great prize, by the way.

$250 petrol, mate.

Two guesses there, I guess.

Gary.

Yes.

You know, guys, how are you?

Good, guys.

When have you fallen over?

Unusual.

Oh, very unusual, Bill.

I used to work on motor yachts.

And I had done ten years overseas, actually.

And we ended up in the Bahamas in a resort called...

Or Paradise Island, NASA.

You guys would have heard of NASA before.

Yes.

Yes.

You've probably been there, I suppose.

But anyway, there's...

There's a couple of hundred pools around NASA.

And they're massive fish tanks.

Really?

Yeah.

Just...

Every...

Every creature you can imagine is in there.

Oh, no.

Anyway, me and Craig, one of the deckends, we...

We had a couple of froppies, and we were...

You know, it was a bit late at night, about midnight and whatever.

And we decided to save a few log-ahead turtles.

So there was a big pool, and there was about 50 of them.

And these turtles are about as heavy as you, Bill.

Oh, thank you, Gary.

Yeah.

I guess, try and finish it today too, mate.

Oh, no, no.

He's filthy enough.

I mean that in a nice way.

Yeah, I really do.

There you go.

Yeah.

Keep going.

Yeah, I'll guess.

Anyway, we've tried to save a cuddle.

And hence we've gone over into the pool, and we're...

You were swimming underneath about 20 or 30 or so turtles.

And there's a few battle scarves, which I can confess to.

But, yes, security came out running, and we took off like a flash.

Oh.

Didn't save a turtle.

Didn't save a Bill at all.

Didn't save a Bill.

What was the guts of this story?

It didn't help me.

It's gonna be awful, Bill.

It's gonna be on its own.

On a save of turtles, Biggest You.

It clicked you.

That's it, Michael's there.

Hello, Mickey.

Michael, any Bill there, where?

Yeah, good.

Jim, there.

Yeah.

Hi, yeah.

Yeah.

Jim, where you going, first?

And before I run you, Shulmik.

OK, we had a Christmas party for work at The Yere of a Bald's Club.

Oh, no.

no and yeah of course free fish you got to get on it so after big night I've

been doing the horses horses coin yeah I mean come to pick me up and yeah

unfortunately fell over in the garden and couldn't get out I'm a bit like

your bill yeah I'm with you me good on you good stories we're free calls in

just say they are how do you think we're going oh we've got a story yet out of

any of them not not one we'll get pretty on the lawn all I read you're pretty

all I've won come on ready JB like chatting fat

so I'm being an old fossil back in the 90s when we thought that maybe rollerblading

was a cool thing had the old big big school bag on full of books yeah but

store some lovelies across the road so here I'm gonna look really cool

fell over on my back lots of me up the turtle thing like the old cooler but

was on my back like a turtle that's just like probably you're getting out of bed

fat to tell you the truth had the lovelies come over to help me up and yeah

just to throw those all the blades off and just walk home and be backtrack with

just shame in my in my face showing off Jimmy is showing off I don't I'm not a

rollerblading I don't know the press reason fat a terrible day there though

I've been joined all these calls given Hillary Clinton I didn't know that's

all is his this is just open season on fat yeah well fat a clip what do you got

for me rolls what's going on boys so what are you doing what are you doing

boys so Mrs nag me for years to go to Europe before we go there first day of the

holiday we're riding bikes around she pulls off the bike and breaks her leg and

does it feel as much as I think we call it a yeah no wasn't fun what did you do

you had to come home or stay there no I brought a no I brought a wheelchair and

pushed her in six weeks six weeks good yeah six weeks we had a few

champions long the way that we got there yeah that's good everyone ever six

weeks in the wheelchair wow probably good if not like eating over the accessibility

boys no I don't know hang on there rolls and that Christian where's he from

Bill Mauala which is across the the bridge there in Yara Wonga yeah now

that's yeah for a while a bill brought that's yeah we on we're actually doing

this what are we doing is in yourself while across the ditch from buddy Yara

Wonga no Yara Wonga is called Seth Mauala oh yeah it's what he was going with

I see what you're doing yeah it's exact nice little ski club there that's a

good joint with the grass out the front plenty of frocks there being kicked out

of there a few times Bill yeah well I haven't but you would have been it sounds

like yeah what do you got me so man the old man went and went and went to

calling would be three or a couple years ago and semi-formal yeah so after the

game went to the cabab joint there on Spencer Street and anyway I'm cross

across in Spencer Street and then I'll hear this big sub behind me and the old man's

there was cabab all over Spencer Street what's happened to me he's going

tits up what happened to the old man and then he got relegated to mid-string

when we got back to the hotel by the war oh my god that doesn't sound at all

like a collingwood supporter to me he reckons he got pushed over by a ghost

ghost

well fat oh Jim interesting question interesting batch interesting batch Jim

wow some like Christian I've seen on how what Gary is trying to do with the

turtles there is a couple of interesting ones paradise hall and a

where you've been in that so and roll away the hot tub but I think Christian he's

down there with his old man watching collingwood for you had a cabab he got a

cabab push down the most old man's going us up

250 dollar fuel batch ahead of your way Chris oh my god what what sort of

topic did we roll with there I mean get pivoted off my food and just click

ill no no exactly right I'm not doing anymore Jimmy come up with one

turtles as fat as you oh what's going on come on

triple M's rush hour probably Australian mate I love Australia a land of good

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I can't believe a an action that mod the Sheffield Shield Grand Final I believe

I've seen some vision of our main Bernie Vince Bernie celebrating the

second he's a serial hit did a Rapeseer Fender strike again well he did it with

Melbourne he was in a club song when they won their first flag in 60 years now

he's here to tell his side of the story we are going to get put out on to

it's not about you please welcome Bernie Vince our man yeah Saturday

Rob Bernard Vince is a recidivist and that is when teams are successful yep he

tries to shoehorn himself into that success back to back Sheffield Shield wins

for the sackers and in the dressing room with cares with Nathan McAndrew with

Buddha McSwain yes is himself Bernard Vince so we are calling him to order Bernard

explain yourself get our boys we're just here at the West End brewery celebrating

another preface today and violet boys and violet who are you there with

oh McSwain he cares we're trying to get out a trip on Face Tom and he won't

answer us in the RPL but he's we played well and it must have been the way I

spoke to him on Sunday yeah yeah I gave some of me best and they did it he didn't

let him come over they're coming down the escalators at the airport these

thousands of school kids his fools had been out again with his flag on his

sackers flag you're a plug you're an absolute plug I just didn't know what

number to sign that was the West Beach primary school in my local area and

some of actually knew that I didn't play so I just I'm like that on someone else

they didn't care the kids they don't they get a bit confused but who's baggy

red who's baggy red did you steal to put on your head oh I think there's a

spare one line out around in the rooms what large I think it might have been I

think it might have been Mark Cosgrove's aren't one

yeah I don't know but the blue he's been head no no no that wasn't he loses him

anyway lost his baggy green I think any sun's cricket gear now tell us how the

boys been they've been on it yeah be very well behaved they were dead the

rising sun in one stage so I can't really remember too much about that

it was pretty big night when you're one of the main men out there you've got to

celebrate you're the main man so I don't think I'm as per usual Bernard you've

won with your old man what was it ten flags were you kept getting nude over

yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah all one yep

or winning I don't think I'm losing one it's not like I'm not like Bill how many do you

know I told you about losing one just tell me how many do lose I we only I lost two good that

I played in slow oh good yeah what we are for you're none of four and then of course 2021

where you were you know with with the these gawney and vines and angus

pressure women is next is next to goody well when you have such a big impact on a

club and drag them out from the doldrums that's what they do they just invite you

into the big places and they said come and sing it this one's for you burns I just

walked straight in and and then price cotton oh yeah how did you down actually you'll

be there tomorrow night won't you they're on again yeah yeah well it's to have to be a

little bit honest don't know so much about basketball but anyway I think they want

to have a chapter then before Wednesday night to powder and we are Davis for Sydney

Henry there's big going on there oh it's spicy we like it we like it burn yeah no it is

do you know the other like coach do you know him I know the owner Grant Kelly but no don't

really know this no sorry the owner do you know Grant Kelly no I don't know of him yeah

yeah what was your question David no no well what's that about Bill well Pearl Boggies

lined him up I see well you were just gonna leave it at that way yeah I told him okay

oh yeah just leave it there so obviously burn after the 11 or 12 flags yeah yes the

sack is heard about and that just wanted a bit of your shine to rub off on him during the game

and what did you say what it was it was down to you know do you want to make it your moment or

do you want to turn this into a dynasty and Ryan Harris has been big on dynasties and it

comes straight to me and he said how did you find a way they we stairs within one for about 54

years or something and then we've won all these in a row now and they said we want to do something

similar I reckon burns the man to come down and cares organized it and he's I got him a hundred

as well how good was that what did you say Ben what were you all about dynasties and you know

you know you don't want to just come in and win one and flash in the pan and go back and do

nothing again so it's about about turning up the one the right thing reclaiming optional

that sort of stuff yeah I burn I am as a very proud former sack I'm very grateful to you

yeah thank you thank you thank you another one yeah my phone's calling now I think it's so

oh yes no it's blue he wants to thank me as well

is he's got a big big doodle big doodle he knows doodle yet we better let him go we better

let him go all right well I'm not popular thank you guys I'm just I'm failing here we go we're

rolling down boys man chef food shield winning super star Danny vids on the rush hour triple amp

he turns out for a segment set day this is the show where sport meets super triple and rush hour

with JB and Billy what are you doing there on the beach Jim I'm just enjoying myself sitting here

quietly waiting for your segment because well it is Jimmy boy right this is a new segment called

on fat and that's that I'm fat and that's that who's fat who's fat who's fat what's your own

intro well exactly at own stinger it's things that have caught fat's attention right not just food

things that annoy me Jimmy boy right so right Kyle Shanahan coach to the San Francisco 69ers Jim

have a listen to this he not and it's bloody so I was so fired up that was our goal to go 19 hours

away play a game so I think we're going back in time or into the future I think we gained a day or

lose a day I can't not sure which one yet but it is what it is we'll deal with it and I think

there's eight international games we got two of them so we're fired up about that couldn't give

us stuff about coming to Melbourne Jim Fadecam for a start it's not 20 hours it's 15 fat look

set up secondly you're going to be flying your precious little last car on a private plane

so why would you worry sarcastic one and most importantly you're coming to the greatest sporting

city in the world to play at the greatest sporting stadium in the world yes your club's biggest

home crowd is 72,000 that all it is over there for the 69ers Jim are playing in front of more

people than that 15 times we're not even sure if we like your proxy sport and we're much less

likely to like it now when you serve this shit up call nothing pisses fat off more than precious

yanks thinking everywhere in the world is a long flight from their bloody joint especially elite

overpaid pampered coaches Kyle so get your head out of the ass

and you know what they say on fat and that's that oh my drop

triple em is rush hour knows how impressive it is to bring up a ton

hundred damn name to Bradman given the mound of them at the great man used to make

yeah my genius is a stretcher in the 90s where it was called a racial

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people realise we're taking the piss down though they don't realise we're being serious when we say

all of that stuff about being a Bradman in the bloody 90s they know we're taking the piss down

though that you mean surely we're taking the piss out of the San Francisco 49

of course not have he deserved it too that was well said I like the new set yes good

tell what else is fat's got or what do you got fat breaking news with Philly Brownless

breaking news right here we go Mitch Cleary underscore Mitch Patrick Dangerfield now a ruled out

of Easter Monday two car strains in six weeks and the cats are taking a cautious approach there

they should on danger and GWS this is also Mitch Cleary GWS can't take a trick all Australian

defender Sam Taylor still suffering hamstring soreness so his recovery has been further delayed

was hoping for around six return now looking at around 10 or 12 around 10 no Sam Taylor

he has quality too all right so seven years you catch all of that yes of course a great man tonight

yes seven years from six pm that is Mitch Cleary saying that danger out of Easter Monday

big game that one the hawks and the cats James Brayshaw Philly Brownless this is triple M's rush hour

now this is an amazing guest and I'm sick and tired of fat embarrassing the show like he did with

Oscar Piaestry when we send him in one-on-one so I decided with gout-gout I'm taking control for two

reasons why one it'll be an amazing interview and two we've got to be honest it was pre-recorded

earlier this morning and you refused to get your fat ass out of bed now that is true

but oh that's a darts player was a good interview that I didn't know what to say oh

knackers darts look look look look look

rabbits hit it gout gout what a start gout gout welcome to you what a pleasure this is to have you

on the rush hour how are you man yeah I'm great thanks for having me I'm doing I'm doing

wonderful hey guys we're going great thank you now you're in Sydney you were just down in Melbourne

you left and as you can see behind me the weather is beautiful and we were cold and wet indeed the

weather wasn't great when I was running but you know it is what it is you got to deal with that

calms you know so well we were disappointed that was wet for you because it was a really cool

meet the Murray plant did you love it do you love being a part of it yeah it's a great

me it's one the biggest meets we have in the show yet and you know the crowd always turns up

so it had a great time how did you take your own form out of it second twice to lock years

a very very good sprinter but he's got some years advanced I knew how when you got on the plane

and flew out of Melbourne what did you think about your own performance yeah you know um it obviously

comes with the toys but you know he had a bit of race out there and you know I just got to learn

from that and continue focusing forward on the future races I have been definitely uses as a stepping

and you know you know what I can do in the rain you know I can run faster when it's dry and hot so

and what about the barn storming finishes out that's what we love

you know always fastest out of the blocks but you just come storming home and the crowd starts

getting you know involved and that must as a sprinter be amazing yeah and do you like I may not

beat the fastest style but I would definitely have the fastest top end speed for sure and

you know it's amazing and I guess the crowd loves it as well so you get a lot of those things

so how do you work on that I mean I said you're only still so young you just turned 18 so you've

got the sprinters don't get into their prime until the mid-20s so you've got all this time but

with the starting is that a technique thing is it just a fast twitch muscle thing what do you put

that down to yes definitely just more power and strength thing you know you get power through

you know gym and just going off so I definitely think it's just you know I'm truly thinking

just going off and going through the gym and just slowly getting shot going shot go so you've

achieved so much incredible success at such a young age you're in the second fastest ever 200

meters for someone younger than 18 in the history of sprinting like yeah sit quietly in your room

in Sydney does that just blow you away yeah definitely thought I was like to know that you know

only one other person has ever done that before is crazy that they get about hanging I mean

I don't think about it too much but it's definitely you know a good attribute to have for sure

all right so you've got the Mori plan out of the way you've got the Olympi's coming up in a year

or so time what does gout gout's schedule look like between now and then how much racing how much

you know training what's the blend like I mean we hear about marathon runners only being out of

around so many races a year yeah yeah how often do you prefer the racing bit or the training bit

in the preparation to an Olympics I definitely definitely love the training and you know

competition you've got to have those race days you know to you know focus on what you need to be

focusing on and you know get faster but definitely you know running in the food I'm leagues obviously

world juniors a one of the 20s this year at Oregon so you definitely focus on that this year

and just like slowly burning up to the Olympics for sure all right so I want to ask you about

the fastest people in the world because we all know the names but you obviously are racing

against them and and these are more advanced in in years than you but are we talking

Noah Lyle's oblique Seville Kishane Thompson who who with the Olympics coming up who who goes

into that as the the Usain Bolt of the LL Olympics do you think yeah it's definitely I mean in LL

this it's lucky you know a far away especially in smitten terms because you know smitten pop out

nowhere like Jordan Anthony for example you know it's going to be it's going to be I guess a lot of

Usain bolts out there you know we have Noah Lyle I was obviously the Vets Tobago Kennedy Kishane

and then we're going to have a lot of juniors coming up as well so I think I can't put a certain

name out there but definitely it's going to be a lot of good sprinters when we watch I love watching

sprinters because I love the swagger yeah when you guys all get together in the same room that must

be absolutely wild yeah I mean everyone has the different personalities you know obviously

Noah Lyle was being a bright personality and to compare to like I guess Tobago a bit less over

personality is definitely you know crazy dig about um but I think yeah in the room with all

them together I mean they're all kind of similar like so I don't think it's too crazy I love that

uh it's just brilliant if you can ever be live to watch uh world class sprinting it is

properly insane what about Usain Bolt did you grab like idolizing him we'll see the man for

get got yeah I'm just saying I mean like obviously growing up you know looking at the bragging

Olympics or the Olympics all the runs he runs it was amazing to watch you know as a little

kid you know seeing him run so fast and break world records Olympic records all that was amazing

to see as a kid and definitely definitely one of the sprinters or one of the only sprints I grew up

watching 100 metres and 200 metre champion at three straight Olympic games that it wouldn't

in itself his ridiculous yeah it's insane like no one's really done that before especially

in sprints and you know he's the first and one of the only to do it so it's amazing and he watched you

and commented that you look like a young version of him that must have been pretty amazing yeah indeed

to know that uh one I guess the same pathway he was then to know that um you know doing the right

things and even looking like him just amazing dear oh man I think that's absolutely brilliant now

you finished school indeed finished graduated last year so big milestone yes love it

oh that's awesome mate we're going to take a little break just for a second because I've got some

gout gout vegemite here that we need to touch yes how good a Jimmy boy six minutes in

yes interview with gout riveting and you haven't even mentioned the bloody Olympics yet

I'll get there fat just wait and sit there with your bald head on your shoulders it's coming

up next that would have been my second question well LA first and then Brisbane that's coming up

with gout gout well how are you Billy Bramless has been using the same lubricant for his entire life

profit on that pen ride oil has been driving innovation in lubricants for cars,

bikes, trucks and industry since 1926 pen ride oil 100 years still driven we've heard part one of

JB's interview with gout gout now JB it is time for the second part yes rabbit so I'm here with

gout gout water ripper he is and just going to get better and better and better is only 18 years of

age we're going to talk about well you're one of seven mate I didn't realize I was doing some

reading in so where do you come in what what number are you I'm the third oldest rider and how was

that Ipswich in Queensland and seven of you in the same house yeah I mean it's crazy either

zombie kids all around but you know it's it's amazing and a lot of my siblings so you your

mum and dad's south Sudan and then yes yes I'm in Egypt yeah I came to Queensland and but you were

born in Queensland I'm alright yeah that's right yeah born in Queensland Brisbane have you been

to Africa oh no yeah no yeah have you got plans to yeah definitely in the coming years for sure

that's awesome I love you're in there all right so tell me a bit about the gout gout

make some mighty limited edition vegemite I've got a jar here that's right it's it's such a cool

concept and it's amazing to see such a great partnership and you know I believe those are coming

out pretty soon so keep our eye out are you a vegemite 80 yourself yes indeed I love me

me vegemite body and a bit of art but you know that starts my day right mate I absolutely love it

I don't we've been old again you got years to go but when you give it oh you can't eat as much

bread and yeah yeah stuff like that because it goes straight up but that's right absolutely love

vegemite so this is very good yeah supermarkets and stuff like that yeah yeah yeah definitely I

think coming out in the I'm coming months for sure I see all right so what about

diet for you are you so young you don't have to worry about it or is it a building up process

for you is it like carbs and protein and stuff yeah um I mean I don't focus on my diet too much

but overall I have a pretty strong diet coming off of African household you know it's always

you know great ingredients and all that so definitely think I was strong diet and as the

year's growing definitely going to focus more so mate what else is in life for you you played

soccer as a kid you finish school now you're obviously very focused on what you're doing professionally

but what else forget count what are you love doing oh I just I guess a lot of hanging out with friends

we do our various activities like bowling pool um got to be sometimes so I think just hanging

out with friends oh I'm also be able to game also they've been getting into my gaming a little bit

and oh yeah I'm the main fan so a bit of that as well which game are you heading towards

well I used to play Fortnite back in my day I used to be quite the sweat you could say but

now into like the the single game so like go through your tomorrow and all those like I guess

summarize individual games have you got all the bling at home you know all the screens and oh I

got like a TV I guess but definitely got to build my gaming room a bit more I love that and

so when you travel overseas to compete where do you like going the most where's the when you're

getting on a plane the thing I actually love running here definitely definitely over in Europe for

short because you know you're it's also like me a wide continent and like it's it's amazing the

different cities and different places yet the rest I think Europe is definitely my favorite now get

I'm gonna jump forward a little bit here because we've got an Olympics in Australia come in

that's right in about six years time yeah it's gonna be in Brisbane yeah that's right from Brisbane

yeah hometown that is I'm made like Kathy Freeman in 2000 was one of the seminal moments of track

in this country the seminal moment because she was running in a home Olympics and obviously succeeded

in the most incredibly spectacular way yeah you are from Brisbane that's right even project forward

and imagine what that's going to be like it's going to be absolutely insane I could imagine like

to know that we have a home Olympics coming to us and you know it's in Brisbane my home my

home city so I think Australia is going to absolutely love it and I'm sure the rest of the

athletes all the world they've got to love it as well I can't wait so how do you go being

recognised as a young man because you are get out we all know talented sprinter that's going

to take the world by storm so when you're walking around and people give it their get out how are you mate

yeah it's pretty surreal to think about but yeah definitely you know just do my thing obviously

we've got to interact with everyone around me and you know you just I got to love the fans and

especially when the kids are coming up to me when I'm out it's amazing to see so I got to love it

oh it's cool so as we let you go a lot of our show is placed around Australian rules football

are you in Brisbane Lions fan yes that's right Brisbane Lions fans great to see they got

win last week and you're looking forward to their game on Thursday well mate what a pleasure

thank you so much for giving us 10 minutes of your time and not only good luck with the the

gout gout makes some mighty veggie mott which that's right I'm hanging on to that don't worry yeah

you better keep that safe yeah I know the exact mopping thing also mate the build up to the

Olympics and everything that's going to come with that we're going to watch with great pride

your development we were we're doing it already so thanks gout love it mate cheers thank you

just woke up after that interview yeah yeah yeah when you I tell you when you didn't wake up

when it was actually happening yeah that's it so is he coming are you coming in to do gout gout

fat it's eight thirty in the morning no no I said I will try and get in there well lamb didn't go

off I cause it didn't do you know any other games there are other than fortnight no no I don't know

any I tell you what I did though I went to JB high five a couple of weeks ago JB went to JB

high five yeah exactly you know the gaming screens are more expensive than the big 85 inches

well stupid I don't know why the gaming screen and the chair you got to buy a gaming chair

and the mouse and all of that and the headphones I know mate I'm hearing what you're putting down

yeah what a ripper by the way yeah he is a he's an inspirational young man and he is going to be

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we're that for a show Tom Gleason magnificent yeah Bernard Vince just good winning I'm fat and

that's that yeah and then I'm and it hit nice spots did you and then get out what a ripper so tomorrow

Mitch Cleary Kelsha dear and Jack hevren a hit of game four of the NBL champion and that's nice and

spicy that Jimmy boys in good calling form heves so he's in tomorrow as well but now after that block

busting show a joke hmm hmm this is Billy's joke Jim was talking to a mate of mine he leaves

in Arkansas yes in the US Jim yeah thank you Bill yeah exact territory if you don't know where it is

there was in like Chicago no at all and he just been fired from his job at Pepsi right he tested

positive for coke oh my god it's not bad it's just that's good I like it rap sorry

no no there's no room that you're getting like him I gave you you go plastic yesterday that was

generous fat I'm not giving a really good show yeah deliver that that's not bad though

I don't worry Warren they'll use that joke around the table oh no I don't know where else

right it's just that I worry that it's just there it might be dubbed well that's not far from

there yeah I don't know how how was a pampered pot officer and devils

that's not

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