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Good morning. Thank you, JR. I say everyone. Morning. How's your tummy? Not good.

Oh, what's up with you, JR? I got the stomach bug from my daughter.

Oh, did you throw up? Not just diarrhea. Oh, wow. He said the word, the D word.

Yeah. It's just like a day thing, like I woke up this morning feeling better, but like yesterday,

I told Taylor, my fingernails hurt and like the joints and my feet hurt. Like I just everything

was just achy. Yeah. So let me let me ask you, did you work out yesterday? No. Oh, it must be

bad, huh? I mean, I was in the bed from the time I picked the kids up until six a.m. this morning,

so fever? I don't know. Body aches. There was probably a fever, but I don't know.

My school, oh, what's wow? My wife's school shut down yesterday because of rampant stomach bug.

People puking in the hallway type shit. Wow. Oh, what is it, JR? Probably just some kind of

norivirus, I would think. Is that like the flu or is that food poisoning or?

It's just a GI bug. Yeah. God, I haven't been sick yet this year,

think the Lord crossed my mind. And I don't, I don't ever get like little like colds and stuff

that the kids get. So this was like my, my wife was like, you're an idiot because the other day,

my youngest felt like eating something. And I was like, okay, what do you want? She's like, I'll

eat a burger. I was like, I fine. I'll get you a burger. And she like took a piece of the

bite of the bread and said, I don't want this. And I was like, well, I'm not wasting them.

I'll just eat the meat. And Beck was like, don't you dare eat that. I was like, what do you

talk about? She's like, you're going to get it if you eat that. I ate it. Why? How did she know?

Because that's just how that stuff is spread. Usually I have to ingest it.

Yeah, but how did she know it was in the meat?

Well, it's just from her, her hands being all over it. My kids hands and mouth being all over it.

Dude, I could use someone's toothbrush who has fucking strep throat and I don't get it.

Oh, shut up.

I don't think that shit. I don't believe in germ theory or whatever that is.

Show him, Mack.

Guys, how are you doing?

Do you have diarrhea this morning?

No, no, I was coaching the class here. Just got wrapped up with them.

Oh, okay. I was wondering why you were if it was the same reason because JR is diarrhea and he

wasn't late. Okay.

It just came out faster.

My day started off good. We have a new dog. It woke up at 4 a.m. with me. I took it outside.

It's freezing cold outside, probably like 54 degrees. And he shit and peed within

one minute of having him outside. And then I came inside, had a cup of coffee and dropped

to do it myself. That is a perfect day for anyone as a dog. When you take it out and it drops

to do because you got to get back inside, you were like, hell, yeah. Dude, it's a god.

You should potty train that dog. They're not very big. I'm sure you could sit on the toilet like

this with your legs out and hold the dog right in between you and have him poop in between your

legs while you poop, too. That would be crazy. Then you'd have a dog that could just poop with you.

I got a rouse when you showed that, um, leg shot. Okay. Uh, water polo's a couple of things

of house cleaning first. Did Chandler Smith drop out? Apparently. Okay. And do we know if it's

supposed to be the coffee with him here? So I don't even know if that's still on.

Oh, uh, is he injured? Sick? Tired? Anyone know? Was he doing individual and team?

Just team, I think. Okay, because I don't see his name on the individual and then someone said

that they hadn't refreshed the team. And so that's one of the interesting things about water

polo's that it's kind of cool. Um, they do allow last minute entries, last minute swaps,

all that stuff, correct? Usually, yeah. Very, very generous with that. And then, and then what,

what's this? I don't know anything about it. I just saw, um, actually someone told me this morning,

hey, Jason's offering to pay someone $3,000 to take their individual spots. So what I'm guessing

is is he wants to do individual, but all the slots are filled. So he's asking someone to step out

and he'll pay him three grand. Is that a true story? Yep. That is a true story. Oh, I found,

I figured out why Chandler dropped out. He ate some of JR's meat.

What does that look like? That's real. Why would he do that? Because what's the prize money

there? He thinks he can win whatever. 75 K. Oh, okay. Wow. How does that work, though? Like,

did Jason do the water polo's a qualifier? And that's why he's able to do that? Or is it just because

he's the fittest man on our special invite? If they have a spot? Yeah, I think he just thinks,

if someone drops out, he could get an invite. Well, I bet you got one. I bet you got one of the first

initial invites and probably so, and then was like, I'm just going to see here and watch James

mop up at all these competitions or whatever. Yeah, he's there doing the team and he saw the workouts

released and he said he's never liked water polusa because it's so close to the season.

But they they posted a like a vlog of whatever yesterday and he said that he's all the workouts.

He likes him. He thinks he can win and he just hates that everybody says that James is like the

next rich fronting in Matt Frazier. So he wants to beat him this weekend. Who's saying that?

No one says that. James is definitely the next. No, he is the next rich fronting Matt Frazier.

Tia Tumi all wrapped up in one. Now Jason wants to compete more. Yeah. Yeah.

More rich fronting than Matt and Tia. Yeah, I agree.

Way more rich fronting wrapped in a few pages of the Bible.

So, oh, wow, when's James going to get a, well, James get a Bible tattoo in the next three years.

No, but I do think that James loves CrossFit. Well, here's the thing. Tia loves CrossFit a lot.

That's why I would say he's more rich, not because of the Jesus thing, but because he loves CrossFit.

Matt hate a CrossFit.

Solid. So I think James, James is more of a real Christian, so he wouldn't get a tattoo.

Oh, James Tumi fronting. Yeah.

Jason has JR's as coach. He will never lose. No, he doesn't.

I saw Jason's accessories the other day. They were crazy.

You saw his accessories? Yeah, like what does the accessory workouts look like?

Oh. Oh. Okay. So we have a dog pose stretch with this mobilization device right underneath

like his rear. And then he was bouncing up and down on it. Also, it looks like Onika Greer.

I don't know if you guys know who that is. He was up in commerce two years ago.

Tee Tee athlete. Flash in the pan, so to speak. She has pulled out of water blues or two.

Pulled out. That's what I'm hearing. Oh, and what's interesting.

It must be the Border Patrol sponsorship.

Is this my camera Smith and Onika pulled out for real though?

Hey, is that that's why I'm here. That's why I'm here. They have I heard they have a

fucking $60,000 signing bonus. So I was going to stop by the recruiting booth.

Um, is is ATHX invitational in Miami different than water polusa?

Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Athex is the thing that I'm pretty sure Chandler is really involved in it. He works for Marchon.

Maybe the guy who founded it. I think he's one of their coaches.

But yeah, I think they're they're doing like these three weeks have a lot of like fitness stuff

going on. I think Dylan or someone mentioned the fact that maybe it was Susa actually on the

debate show that Miami Beach is keeping a lot of the spring breakers out with like high rocks,

ATHX, water polusa, Amerathon, all these things happening like in a month. So all of these big

events are are doing a good job keeping the keeping the riff raff 18 year olds out of there.

So I'm so old I just said riff raff. I met this hotel and at the front desk there's this

image that basically breaks down the deposit fee for a room and it goes Broward County, Miami

Dade County, Palm Beach County, U.S. Passport, temporary work status or U.S. permanent resident

card, all of those forms of identification. You have like an over $200 cash deposit, $250 cash

deposit in the room. Any other county NID, $50 deposit. So I look at that. I'm like that's crazy

and she goes, yeah, we get a lot of trouble makers here and I was like, oh, maybe that's why we have

all this business going on. So based on what ID you use, that's the deposit of your hotel room.

So basically if you're an elite immigrant or from Miami Dade County or Palm Beach, you got to pay

five times more. So she's doing an event that's announced here in two weeks. Two weeks is

enough to recover. You can do both. It's next weekend. It's next weekend. Oh my god.

For what? What? What is this event? It's a fucking affix. You don't have to do anything.

You're a fucking cross fitter. Why are you pulling out of water polo's up?

By the way, if you want to see an interesting mix of characters, go back yesterday,

there was a revival on coffee potting wads of the around the horn show.

I want again, again. That was crazy. You, Susa and the only cool guy at WTF, Jason Anzli.

I don't know why I liked that guy so much. Every time you swore, it looked like somebody was

like giving him a paper cut like he winced. Every time he swore, you swore. Every time I swore.

I like him. He seems cool. He's got like, and he's a good, good sport for coming on that show.

Do any of you guys know him? Do you know him, JR? You know everyone.

Yeah, he's, he can spool a couple years ago attack it just to like see it and hang out.

No. He's cool. He didn't care. That's why you like him. He didn't care. He'll just say whatever he thinks.

Oh, good. Long hair. Don't care. Except he's both. I had the cheater been outed yet.

You know, Sean, what's this in reference to? I have no idea. I haven't heard anything about Cheater.

All right. I do know this. I do know. I don't want to say this out loud.

So did you just let it process a little bit and then say it after I asked this question.

So has Jason got a spot there? Is the three grain got him a spot?

Connor Volts has an ankle injury and said that he would tell him this morning. Basically, if he

was going to let him take a spot, but Jason last night on their vlog or whatever said that he didn't

really want to go to bed, not knowing. So he was leading towards not doing it. But I don't know.

The whole thing is like all over the place. So he could just decide today if he's allowed to do it,

that he wants to do it. Hey, if he doesn't do it, if he doesn't fucking do it after all that,

after making that post, after the spin post, if he doesn't do it, Jason, your fucking bitch may do it.

If you don't do this shit, after fucking bucking up like that, oh, I don't want to not know what

I want to lose any sleep. I don't want to not know the next day. Shut up. Do do it.

Yeah, do it. Uh, go ahead. Go ahead, John. Yeah, I think I think it'd be really cool if he did do it.

So I hope Connor hit him up this morning. And if he's not feeling good and Jason gets to do it,

and we get to see him go against a top heavy field, but some of the top games athletes.

Hey, and JR, there's no like just sliding someone into a competition, right? I mean,

every lane is full. The schedule is done. These things are run tight, right?

Well, yeah, I mean, if the, if the field of play is 10 lanes, you can't just make an 11th lane.

So he would need to take someone spot, not be added on this morning. What's going to happen

from my understanding, jump in here, anyone, I'm just learning this now. Very soon,

by very soon, I mean, in seven hours, CrossFit HQ will launch 26.3. That will also be work out

one at Wata, Paloza for the individuals. And soon as HQ streams it and announces it, Daniel

Brandon, Ariel Lone, Olivia, Chris, that are do the workout. Then Wata, Paloza will kick off,

and the individuals will do that workout. We don't know what that workout is, right? Are there any leaks?

People keep saying it's 22.2 or 20.1 leaked. I don't believe that.

Okay. So the first workout we know is, and this is also today, are there two individual workouts

today? Two today, I believe. So it's this thing. It's this crazy thing. Jam rapers,

Wata, Paloza. Yep. Is this the right, no easy way down? Yep. Okay. Yes.

JR, if you vomit or something, don't turn your camera off. Please.

Or mic. Or mic, yeah. Four sets of three minutes on, one minute off, 40 cal row, 40 wall balls,

40 legless rope climbs, and 30, 33, 20, 22, 10, 10, one.

We've got to go back to the, we've got to go back to the Jason thing. What kind of athlete I was

arguing with Bryson about this in the car? How, what kind of athlete goes to Miami? Then

considers taking $3,000 to withdraw. I feel like that would make me feel like such a bitch.

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You have no chance of winning and right. You're admitting that object to admit that.

Well, that's what I was saying. You were saying if you were someone on the bottom, you would drop

out. Okay, right. I've never been someone on the bottom. Yeah, but even if I was the last

place person and like I had tried this hard and I finally made waterproof and I'm in last place

in the qualifier, I'm planning to show up and get last place. I'm still not giving up my competition

weekend that I just earned. Let's go for a rank. Let's go for a rank where you think it's going to

take the money or who you guys are. Yeah, who should you? Exactly. You want to. Yes, I appreciate

you doing that, Taylor, because there there's definitely a Bernardo should take the money. Okay.

Send it. He can send that back to Mexico wherever he's from and it'd be worth 10X. That's a

Brazilian flag, but same thing. Okay. He should take it. Yeah, Connor holds sucks. No, Ilya shouldn't

take it. He's he's got a bright future. He should. Oh, that's a that's a fucking. He's from

Norkal. The guy's that's Blair's gym. That's Blair's gym. Crossfit anywhere. What? So what's the prize

money? 75 50 and what? Yeah, 75 kit. I don't know. What do you know second and third JR?

50 and one. Oh, dude, you know, who should take it? Look at you catch for fucking sure.

If there's ever been a guy who sucks way more than everybody gives him credit for, and that

actually isn't going to earn any money. You should take and he needs the money. You know, he does.

He wants to. Hey, Yona Koski should take it. He's going to pull out anyway.

I think Yona Koski has enough money and he probably just wants to compete. So I don't think

he should take it. Ricky Jervais should take it. No, no, Josh Jervais. No, he's cool. He wants

to compete. Lennardo Barney. She he should he should definitely. No, he's Italian. He's Italian.

He leave. Uh, Luke a jukic.

Max Cree should not take it. Uh, Miko, Miko, he should take it. Miko, that's the guy who bounces

a barbell off his ball sack. Nick Matthew should take it. No.

As much as I hate on Nick Matthew, I think he should compete. He's going to be fun to watch him.

It's about people who are not going to be fun to watch. Like, hey, Luke Jukic is not going to be

fun to watch. Um, whoever this, uh, oh, your echo is so bad. Now your echo turned on. So bad.

Do you need a mic for a second, Bryson? Um,

Oh, yeah. Have a taste of a primo and Andrew and primo. Austin, happy old should definitely take

the money we draw. Let me ask you this. I'm going to go through these names and you, and let's see

who you think can, uh, uh, finish top three. Has any chance in hell, any chance, okay? Let's just

go through them. Alexander Mayors. No. And Andrew on primo. No. Austin, happy old.

slight chance. But, but honestly, yeah, any chance. Let's just say anything. Hey, with the, with

the wall balls, I don't know. Yeah, there's a slight chance. Yep. Bernardo Costa. No. Connor

Vols. Fuck no. Is, is, is Ilya Masalenko? I like him, but no, I like him a lot. Not yet. Yeah,

and I, yeah, there's years, years from now. James Bragg. Yes. Uh, Yonikowski. No, maybe

I, there was a time, but not now. Does anyone want to push back on that?

Try me. He's doing well in the open. He's good at swimming, but I, I just don't think the

programming and like how he's looked at the games the last few years makes me think he can get

the podium. Outside of someone, um, getting sick or dropping out, he has no chance. Josh, uh,

Gurveys. No. Leon, I like him a lot too. I don't know, Leonardo, so no.

Lucas, you can't. Fuck no, dude. Max Krieg. No, uh, Miko Ilya, Ilya, or good lord.

No, uh, Nick Matthew. No. Nick Matthew. No, no, no chance. No, no chance. No chance.

it's just not enough heart after watching his performance. He's got all the pieces, but

just not the heart. Is that what after watching his, uh, you mean the Randy? I don't know.

I don't know if it's hard. I don't know what it is, but no, just with this field, no. And

as much as I hate on him, I like to hate on him. So I kind of means I like him.

Uh, Jare, no chance to top three for Nick Matthew.

No, not in this field. I don't think I think he'd be top five, but I wouldn't think

podium Sean Mac. Nothing. The game's athlete. I think he can be top five as well.

I was going to stay like right outside the podium. If he has a good weekend, but if he's

checked out, like he's looked at other competitions, he's he's not going to be anywhere close.

And I think you can, and I think he could be top five because 20% of the test is a one

rat max lift. There is an echo bike buy in, but I think anything with a one rat one

rat max for Nick is always going to help him. What is the, what is the lift? Clean

and jerk clean. Hey, China, Mike, you're fucking 10 minutes late. We just talked about him,

dude, fuck. Sorry, Bryson, do you want to tell these guys how great Nick Matthew is? And

he's going to, he has a chance at top three, just a chance at glimmer, but a chance. No,

no chance. He sucks. I don't think he's been checked out at any competitions. I think

he just isn't as fit as, yeah, or look frustrated at his fitness. Yeah. Crash last year,

he was, yeah, I don't think it's like a mental like, oh, you know, just kind of walking

through the comp thing. I think he is just not fit enough to be top five. Nicholas, but

Don, man, athlete, he'll be exciting, but I don't think he's top three. Patrick Valner.

I think so. Yeah. Top three, Valner. Hey, this is, it feels like. Yes, the owner. Yes,

to Valner. Harper. It's not top three. Give me the interesting thing about Valner. It's

like you're kind of like, hey, he's, he's, he's landed in this zone where you don't know

who's going to show up, right? He, he used to be old trusty. Yeah, he's kind of like,

yeah, you're not sure who's going to show up. Oh, I feel like he always shows up at Watt

Pulluza. He just got a really good track record at this competition. That's a good point.

He's won this a handful of times, right? Two, three times. Yeah, his teaming up really

well as well. Yeah, I think he won individually three years in a row. Wow. How does my fussy

look? I'm, I'm no expert. He was, he was leading row going into Sunday, like with the

best people in the world. And that was only what four months ago, five months ago. So,

being it's his last year, he's probably coming, coming with it. He's on all. Maybe, maybe,

maybe he's a, maybe he like a lot of these guys, like you were saying, who, who would drop

out? Like, I wonder if a lot of these, because a lot of them, some of them have a really,

really lucrative contracts with brands. I wonder how many of them just, they have to check the box

by competing a certain number of times and the game season does account. So I wonder if like

Rogue, Wadapalooza, so, Miami SoCal. Sorry, Wadapalooza SoCal, those kind of things. I wonder if like,

guys like Yana, like him, they're like, hey, you got to get on the floor, like, you got to have

some screen time. And that's why some of them compete this time of year. Who's, is Charlie,

is Dubie in charge of the streaming? I think it's him. Hey, I think it's Hamilton,

has Valner done the open workouts? Yeah, he has. What did he get on 0.2?

You've taken a perfect, wow, Bryce, and that's amazing. That's amazing job, Bryce. Dude,

what are you trying to fucking get there? I'm trying to watch me fucking make it. You're not

very professional, are you Taylor? That's not very, that's not, yeah. What does it mean to be

professional? I don't know. I just want to say that. Philip Lundquist, look at this guy's name,

L-U-N-D-Q-V. There's no U after the Q and the Q comes after a D. What kind of fucking name is that?

Yeah, no shot. Ty Jenkins. Ty Jenkins.

In the opposite, in the opposite way of Nick Matthew, I wonder how Ty does because there's a

one right next. Does he have a shot? I think he has a shot at top three. He's an athlete who

could potentially have a shot. Oh, you're crazy. First of all, let me just say this is good. He's the

opposite of Valner in the sense that you don't know who's going to show up because he could be fucking

2% better since the last time we saw him, right? He's on the ascent. He's someone like Yana too,

though, if there was swimming, because then he crushed the WFP swimming workouts. If there was

swimming, he would be someone that you could say, yeah, he has a better opportunity to be buddy.

Hey, if he beats Austin Hatfield at this competition, should Austin be put on suicide watch?

I mean, that's crazy to get frost and to get beat by Ty Jenkins. I think Austin probably wins

water polusa if he doesn't have a sled that gets buried in the sand. I mean, that's, yeah,

that's just how it happens in sport, but that event is what calls him the overall win,

and the field was really, really good last year too. It was what James Pat weren't the field.

Hey, can I point something out? Pat Valner got only four, sorry, five reps better than me on the

wall ball boxing up over workout. That is the biggest red flag in existence. That is any, any,

any was 757 on the muscle up workout. Pat has no fucking chance at top three here. Zero fucking

chance. Sorry, sorry to amend my point. No shot. No fucking. Oh, you're not going to get one

person to agree with you on that. You don't think you're well like with the, the, like the weight

vest burpee over the dog and like the athleticism type of stuff that he's always excited at the

games. Sean, you're looking at somebody who is probably across its worst squatter in existence.

And Patrick Valner only beat me by five reps on that wall ball workout.

And I beat him by over, over a minute and a half on the next workout, which should be his wheelhouse.

That's crazy. He's fucking washed. Yeah, if that's his best effort, that's tough.

I think he might do better, better relative to his open workouts because of

Bryce and slap your boy around a little bit. My first attempt on the muscle up workout is over a minute

faster. If Valner is 757 on a muscle up workout, whether or not he's going to be able to be in

shape again by the time the games roll around or the semifinals were around, he needs to be fit.

He's not fit right now, at least not compared to Valner. And he's not going to be top five.

You want to put tie Jenkins as a possibility for top three water blues, but not Patrick Valner.

Ties fitter than Pat Valner. 100%. Open fit for sure. Yeah. You're

you've forgotten your roots.

You've forgotten your roots. Hey, dude, it's not like Nick Matthew or someone. This guy,

didn't you hear GR say he's won this thing three times. This is his last year.

So he has a little curve curve. He's in the open. He's not showing. He's in the slap

dick division in the open dude. He's with the fucking slap ticks down there. He's not even on

the he's not even on the fifth page. Seven. After two workouts that are like Valner,

wheelhouse, wall ball, box jump over, and fucking muscle ups. Right.

We always lay down. Will you show me how he's laying down? Hey, just just like your presentation

on this podcast isn't indicative of what a good programmer and analyst you are. The open's not

indicative of how he's. Oh, okay. So now the open's not a good test because it fits your argument,

but every fucking time we say that otherwise. Crossfit. I'm not a lot to pro. It's a shitty fucking test.

I'm not allowed to program with my pussy dude. What are you talking about? Do you think he's top

three, Jerry? You got anything you're going to defend Valner here? I think to those guys points.

If he's making another run and this is his last run, then he is going to be his fittest when he

has to qualify for the games and then at the games that being said. I think top five is reasonable.

Top three. I don't know. I mean, I'm a Valner fan though. I would say top three out of a

bunch. But I think reasonably big lights workouts that are a little bit weird. Like this first

workout, the workout with the vest and the sandbag, just kind of being able to manage things that

you're normally not used to doing. I could still see him see him put up a fight for sure.

Okay, I'm leaving him on there. But Nick Matthew, Ty Jenkins, you got him on there? Yes.

Will Ahee. Yeah, I think he could be top three. If he fucking moves to standard, hey,

no, I'm not moved to standard and you probably are winning the games. I think these workouts are

really, really good for Bill. And one of the things, regardless of what 26.3 is,

he is going to be someone that everyone's saying, oh, he can win the legless workout.

The legless aren't going to matter that much, not comparatively to the role in the wall ball.

And because of that format, pacing will be really important. If he wants to race James in that,

if he's if they're in the same heat, I think you'd be really fun to watch. But I think the way

that Bill approaches a workout that everyone thinks he could win can be a really, really good indicator

of how the rest of the weekend's good. He's also really good at wall balls and rowing too.

I mean, he could he could take a top two on that, for sure. Hey, the Valner H, it's it probably

is because he's HWPO now. That's what happens when you become corporatized. That's what happens.

No, he just got he just got old, dude, that's it. No, dude, he got purchased by HWPO and everything

turned rotten. Okay, so the only people that so the only people that can be top there,

I didn't read that last guy, Zach Thomas, does he have a chance? No. Okay, so it's Austin James

Sprig, Valner and Ty Jenkins. That's it. This is their event.

And Bill, that's what towers of bill. Oh, and Bill and Billy.

Okay, we're going to come back to that and rank those in order when we come back in a second.

Okay, let's do the girls. Let's do the same thing with the girls. Girls who have any chance

of being top three, don't it? Yes. I feel free to jump in and push back. Taylor's in the

prone position. He's ready to take it. Alene, Alene words, words, words. No.

Andra Moistus. No. Ariel Lohan. Yes. Yes. How many more years does Ariel have, man? She's

like the energizer money. She's got maybe one. Astrid 10. How do I know that name?

I think Astrid 10 is the one last year that was like in the lead after maybe after day one. They

did that long run with the echo bike and the box step over vest and then no vest. I want to say

she's the one that's like six feet, but maybe that's not the same European athlete I'm thinking of.

There's a really, really tall European athlete. A lot of blue is the last year that was crushing it,

like the first half of the competition. Yeah, definitely heard the name. I miss Spiegel.

She always does get a lot of polusa and there's a work. There's a wonder at max. So I mean,

you can't like she, she already has top 10. It's five events yet. Dana Spieger. Dana Spieger.

Did you see what J.R. just did there? He jumped in there because he didn't want one of you guys

to dig her a whole so big that he couldn't get her out. So he spoke first and let you guys know,

hey, I'm standing up for this one is one of the events nude nude porn. Is that one of the events?

But you see what he did there. J.R. did there. He's like, okay, I don't really want to fight with

these guys, but I'm going to get all puffy chested before any of these fuck nuts. I know. I was trying

to see if I could retroactively dig the whole deeper. Spiegel top three. No push back. Oh,

fully on. I think she could be top three, realistically. No, not. I think I think in a competition,

I think Danny is more of a top five. I don't think she's top three, but it's a little

fully ono and to low in and you could even put dominant in that mix. When there's a workout

that's going to be legless dominant for the females and then there's another workout with a bar

complex with a vest. You have to look at who are the best upper body pullers and the best

chimus are. You have to. So am I scratching Spiegel and putting on fully ono? Yeah, I'd say Spiegel

tried to. Well, I think, yeah, I like that's fine.

fully ono. Look, fully ono would have qualified twice last year for the games, but

but she didn't do the game season, right? She qualified. She's really fit. So

I wonder what her scores were on the was on the last workout. Did she sign up

on the muscle workout? How many times is Danny been to the games? I don't know how he can't put her

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Okay, I'm taking a speak. Go off. It's just don't let low in and fully on as we move on. What's the

big Invictus coach's name? The big dude? CJ? No, he does the weed. He smokes. I think you work

with Chandler Smith. Oh, um, folks, the weed. I know who you're talking about. What's his name?

Fuck. He's the, uh, he's the affiliate. He's the affiliate director of WTF. Yeah. No, not

Matt Bichel. Matt Bichel. Oh, this must be his burner account.

Oh,

uh, Ellie Turner, I would love it if she fucking won this.

Wouldn't that know chance. No chance. She's a more injured version of Danny Speagle.

Wouldn't that stir the pot? Uh, yeah, she's all the way back yet. This is, this will be

cool to see where she's at, but I don't think she's got a shot. Emily Rolf.

of potential with the elbow. I don't know. It'll be another one we got to see where she's

at coming back. Yeah, in the past for sure, but we just got to check on the elbow. Got to

check in on the elbow. The old Tommy, Tommy John, because I was just going to say because

the running workout is with the vest with a lot of vestigemastics and sandbag work.

No, no, if that's going to be like a home run for her, maybe it still will be, but I think

you just have to look at the programming when you have athletes that are really, really

specifically good at certain things. You guys are letting her in the window possible,

possible top three. So you think she's better crossfitter than Danny's Beagle? She's older

than Valner. I think she's 36 or 37. Valner is 36, but she is a way better crossfitter

than Danny's Beagle. You agree, Sean? Yeah, Danny just has more home runs. So I did like

this where you have a Max Clean and Jerk. Danny could be right there with Emily Rolf, but if you do

a full weekend of tests like the games, it's, you know, they've been there and Rolf has usually

beaten out Danny's Beagle. Hey, this is this how you know Will Plummer is a really good

contributor to the show. He says you should check out Danny's story to see how she's prepping

for Waterplusa. And you know, Will let me know that he actually has notifications turned

on for Danny's Beagle's Instagram. So every time he gets a notification, just because

of how dedicated he is to bringing us good news. Wow. Oh, let me see. I don't know. I don't

think she. What's her? She probably blocked it. No, no, no, no one blocks me. I don't

know why everyone's nice to me. Okay, let me see really quick. Okay, our correspondent

Will Plummer says we should check out her IG. Okay, dog. Oh, she's getting Lucy Goosey like

Taylor's butthole. Okay, she's one nice shoes. Can't be top three. And I know JR's gonna

like, well, like I said, look at it. It's heavy and it's short distance and blah, blah,

blah, blah. He's top three first. There she is. Look at her. Warring with the chant. What

did you say? Danny's gonna take a huge hit on the run. How far is the run? Oh,

shit, me and Danny have the same dog. Guys, she has a boyfriend. How have we not reported

this? Danny Speagle has a boyfriend. Is that her dog? I'm not talking about the dog.

She has a boyfriend. I don't think she's winning. JR, is that her dog? I have no idea.

Guys, has Dance reported this? That she has a boyfriend? Yeah, everyone. Jesus, there's

nothing in there. What's Will talking about? There's nothing in there. He said it was a couple

days ago. I guess Will must have fucking used up all his cap. Yeah, Will didn't realize that it

went away because he just has it in his camera roll. He took a screenshot. So it never disappears

for him. Oh, okay. Okay. So I'm taking Danny off the top three. I just have Dome

it low and fully on as a chance. Okay. Ellie, you guys know Ellie Turner? No. Rolf Theresa

shut up. Ellie Rolf is in. I think for top three potential. Emmett Hall for sure. Yeah,

Emmett Hall. Yes. She kind of let it slip away last year. She should have won that competition,

I think. What happened, JR? Remember? I don't remember specifically, but I want to say there was

a there were some no reps. Maybe on that last workout with the thruster. Yeah, it was the

muscle up. She blew up in that Lucy Lara race. She was also right in the mix. Sean, say it. Be

like, don't worry, JR, I got this. This is what I got it. Also, there's a wrinkle. The elites are

not doing that three K run into the water. Yeah, they don't do the, yeah, they don't do the

straight run. I think the only running in their competition is, is I think there's some running

in the way that's workout. At least the waiting one. Okay. I was thinking they were doing that long

run as well. So what happened? Just in case we see it again this year, where did Emmett Hall drop

the ball last year? What was the movement? Was it high wall ball ring muscle up? I think it was

hang snatch wall ball and then it was thruster ring muscle up. And was it the muscle ups?

Like, where, where, where, where did she get got? I thought she got some no reps on the barbell

movement. Like for dropping the bar when they said you couldn't drop the ball or something like

that, but maybe I'm, maybe I'm forgetting that. I think the wall balls, they're, I think they

were all higher or heavier. I think there was a lot of no reps going on the wall balls. And then

it just the capacity requirement and muscle endurance on that workout caught up. And that's where we

saw, you know, Lucy be able to take over Laura because that was like a really nasty two part workout,

one score, but the two pieces were really difficult. Well, there's no ring muscle up in this one.

There's no ring muscle up in this competition, which is good to note. So, you know, Lucy wanted

beat lower last year, staying on the rings. Obviously, Lucy crushed 26.2, but there are no ring

muscle ups. It's just weighted bar muscle ups. Are they swimming this year? No, no, swim.

Hannah Black.

Janie Sheverry. No, Jess Green. No. Hey, Jess Green at chocolate box training. Is that

you know, wife? Jess, Jess Smith. Yeah. That's her. Jessica. Oh, she's not going to show you.

Oh, because that would be fucking crazy if it was the chocolate box train. Anyway, Lucy Campbell.

Yep. Yes. Yeah. Thank you. Thank you, Bryson. Thank you, Bryson.

Lucy, yeah, she's going to win it. Yeah. Oh, I'm a tall versus Lucy Campbell. I don't know,

dude. I think I'm a tall second W. Now, everyone be very gentle here. Very gentle. Lydia Fish.

No, she's not going to go top three, but I want her to. Yeah. I think that left is going to

just beat you. I think she finished just top five. That'll be really, really good showing,

honestly. Any home runs for her? No. No. Um, Mariana Mesa. No. Martina Burino. No. Matilda Garns.

Oh, top five potential, I think. Uh, pernelly Christian sin. No. Okay. So, uh,

Domell Lowe and Juliano Rolf and Matilda Lucy Campbell. Oh, is this a better women's division than

men's division? It is. Yeah. Unless Jason, unless Jason goes in, then yes. It's deeper for sure.

And then on the men, we have Austin James Valner, Ty Jenkins, and Bill. Okay. Yana. Yeah.

Did no Yana or Yana? No, I would, but I would put Yana in the top five,

potential. No, we're talking top three. Top three.

Yana J. R. Like it's your job. Okay. Uh, who's going to take first in the men?

Austin James Valner, Ty or Bill? James. James for sure. James.

unanimous. Yes. Uh, who's going to take second? Valner, Austin, Ty or Bill? Wow, it's like three.

It's gorgeous, like kind of unknown for each of their own reason. Austin. Uh, Austin. Yeah, Austin.

Austin, second after all that shit you did on them, Taylor. I'll say Ty. Oh, Ty, I changed my mind.

There's no way Ty Jenkins is beating Pat Valner. What a, what a, you fuck you. Pat is all this

fuck, dude. Has Ty Jenkins ever beat Pat Valner? He's beating him in the open right now and he beat him

at WFP. Suck that winky. Sean has ever beat him in a real competition. Uh, not the games or

anything, but I mean, it looks like Ty's. No, I'm just talking about the time that Valner was like

in 26 place and using the first heat. Oh, and one of the tour stops. Yeah. Oh, no, I'll give it

to Bryson. I give it to Bryson. Uh, okay. Uh, so you, you guys have Ty ahead of Valner. Do you

have Ty ahead of Valner, too, Jair? Uh, I wouldn't pick him over Pat at this competition though.

Oh, what about oh, so, so who are you going with in second? Austin in Taylor? Ty. Wow. Uh, who

do you got, John? I got Austin in second. Uh, Bryson? Ty for a second. Oh boy. No Valner.

Patrick Bairner. How can you bet against Valner for a second? It's all right.

Okay. Uh, third place. There's only one spot left. Is it, uh, Billy? Yeah. I'm gonna

bill. Fuck you guys. Dude, I just want to say this. Bill is really cool and after we talked to

him at TFX, I was like, man, you know, I think this kid like is going to figure it out. Not that he's

a kid, but like, I think he's going to figure it out and get all this random shit that keeps going

wrong in order and he'll be able to actually show his fitness and his crazy ability. And then I

watched the fucking games update show you guys did the other day and he's fucking not locking out

his dumbbell snatches, walking out of the camera and shit like that. He didn't walk out of the camera.

That was the video. That was my phone. Oh, okay. Okay. I didn't think it was just he was

done that bad. He had some still. It's like it's like I think you, I think maybe Taylor said this,

but it's like the fucking guy in the gym who already comes in with a lot of, uh, capacity,

but he hasn't done cross before. So he's just like, oh, we're going hard high intensity from the

start. So then it's just, it turns into not hitting the standards because you're trying so hard

to go fast. It's like, dude, just slow down for a second and you'll go faster overall because

you won't get fucking penalties. You won't, you won't hurt yourself. Like Jesus, I want this guy

to do really well because he's really cool, but I just can't believe that he's going to get all

that shit in order anymore. It's crazy that we just heard Bryson boomer maxing with his this kid,

this kid's going to figure it out. I know, but, but seriously, he, he seems like he could be so good,

but then every year online qualifiers come out and he's like doing some fucking stupid shit like that.

What did Bryson have to unfuck us on yesterday made me feel like I was 100 years old? Oh,

I just got to say that some guy submitted a score, some guy submitted a score for 26.2. I didn't

want to say it earlier submitted a score a time for 26.2 and only did 19 muscle ups.

Some guy? Yeah, I'm not giving a name, dude. Hiller's going to have to find him or maybe

that spins thing now, but oh, so this guy thinks he did 20. Yes. No, he doesn't think he did 20

anymore. He did. No, he did what he did. I know. Yeah, dude. Oh, put that in the private check.

Okay, let's kick one of these guys out. I'm going to give you guys a top four into the top three.

Who are we kicking out? It's either Austin, James, Valner, Tire, Bill.

Who has no chance of those five? Because I'm letting right now we got Austin and Ty sharing second

place. Only one person can take 30. I would say none of them have zero chance, but I would say the

person with the least amount of chance is probably Bill. Let me ask Bryson this because I don't know

this at all. Is Ty going to be able to do the three sets of 20 bench press on broken at 70s?

Because to me, that's huge. I think he can. But I have no, because I, because I know Austin can.

Right. Valner won't be doing it. I'm broken. Is he not good at it? Is he not good at it?

Let's work out, dude. Yeah, but dude, you've always said he's one of the best in the world at ring

muscle ups. So why are we, why are we making that correlate? He's one of the best in the world

during muscle ups. And now he's 757. What does that say about the rest of his pressing when he's

already got a bum old fuck shoulder. But, but we're, we're talking about second place between

Austin and Ty. That's why I'm asking. I think that event specifically. We already know Austin's

going to clean in Jerkah house. So between him and Ty, there you go. Austin's probably take a second.

So the bench press. So the bench press workout to me, or is it like we know Austin can run,

but is he going to make a mistake on the bar complex going to early? Do they have to do the bar

complex on broken or can they break it up? That's a big. Bill can bench like a mofo too. He looks

strong. Bill's a good venture. And he's any strong for sure. Like I think that I think the

programming looks really good for Bill. I'm just curious about Ty and the bench press specifically

because that is like a strict handstand push up deficit workout as far as you either can or you

can. And there's no like fitness. You just either have to stop 60 reps at the 70s with

front rack lunch and handstand walk. So the handstand walk and the bench press will interfere a lot.

I don't have any like bench workout and a different competition to site, but I would just,

I would think that Ty could do three sets of 20 with 70s.

Yeah, I think last year on the bench press workout, I know James wanted, I think Austin was right

there in second if I'm remembering that event correctly. Yeah, that was that was one with burpees

over the blocks. And then they use the blocks to do the bench press. And yeah, so it was a similar.

I would say the burpee and the bench press for the handstand walk and the bench.

You think someone's going to do what you think someone's going to do all those unbroken?

I watched Jason do the workout. He did it unbroken easily. Oh, wow.

God, that's crazy. Three sets of 20s crazy.

Jason's a great venture. And James is a great venture. There's not probably not a lot of guys that

can and still push really push the pace. That's what I was going to say. I think there's a bunch of

guys you can. I don't think a lot of guys who will go really fast in the workout. I don't think

there's a lot of those who also go fast. How come Colton's not doing this workout this event?

I don't think he's I don't think he's done it since the celebrate 10 year, right Taylor?

Has he done it since he did it the year you were there? He think you'd go try to get that 75

round. Why was he here the first year that we came here though? Because he was here. Was he not

competing that year? Maybe he was. He was competing, I think. 2023. Yeah.

I'll ask him because that was where I met him. I'm asking him why don't you do Waza? Yeah.

Okay, so have we decided we're kicking Leahy out Leahy or we're kicking or Valner. One of them

can't be in the top four. Top three. Let's kick out Valner. I'm already letting you have four

in the top three. Where do we kick out? Let's kick out one. Valner or Bill? I think with the programming

kick out Valner. Oh God. How can you do? I feel like Valner is like an unknown right now. Like he

just decided to come back. This might just be more unknown than Bill Leahy bent on Leahy. Yeah,

but Bill. He got Peronis. Bill's got potential at athleticism if he can just move well and move

the standard and not screw anything up. You know, we're Pat, like hearty Malaysian shoulder injury,

didn't do great at WFP. He's not doing great in the open. You guys aren't real Crossfitter. Tell

him, Jay, our real Crossfitter would never kick them out. He could come out and he could podium.

I think I think their points and Bill looks really fit right now as far as his open scores. I think

to that point. Yeah. All right. It's a good argument. All right. Let's move over to the women.

This is going to be harder. Dome it. Low in fully on O'Roll. Emma tall. Go off right away. Let's

start at the bottom instead of the top this time. Way who are kicking off? Yeah, because we're

going to do top three. Dome it. Low in fully on O'Roll. Emma tall. Lucy Campbell. Emma tall. Lucy

Campbell area low. And those are the three. I was going to I think Emily Rolf was out first,

probably. So who did you say? Lucy Campbell. Who else did you say?

Ariel low. And those are the top three. Hey, I think any of them, if if Lucy wins this,

it's going to be a crazy stamp because I think all three of them have a chance to win that.

They're all they're all amazing. If the best Emma tall shows up, she's she's pretty damn

hard to beat, don't you think? But we can see that. Yeah. I agree. Yeah. Great on the

legless rope climb workout on this one. The Dome it. She's out. Dome is the closest.

Ariel low in Emma tall. Lucy Campbell. Yeah. Okay. And then okay. Okay. Do you agree with that,

JR? Those are going to be our top three. Yeah. And then who's going to be number one? It's just

you can't bet against Lucy. Rosa Campbell. I think Lucy is number one.

For sure. Back to JR and the bench press and the heavy lift. Here we go. Emma tall.

Good call. I just stole it from JR. I know those are coming.

You can't if that is heavy. If that bench press is what's the weight for the women? If that

bench press is heavy for Lucy, it's going to hurt her really bad. If it's not heavy for her,

she's going to kill it. She's graded high reps at some maximal loads. So last year there was a max

clean and jerk complex rested. But there were six events. So like James and Lucy both were able

to overcome those workouts because they had five more scores. So I don't know what I have no idea

what would be like a good clean and jerk for Lucy. Maybe it'll really help that they have to like

go hard on the echo bike, at least the beginning. If you fail a lift on that

down. So I just want to make people a little bit more. Once the workout JR explain the workout to

us, they have like they have three lifting windows, but they do an echo bike buy in every time.

And each time the echo bike gallery number goes down. So like they have more time to lift every

time. So they should be able to go heavier as they go. And then what is the time you just add

all three lifts up? I think it's 21 I think it's 21 18 15 or 21 15 9. 21 15 12.

Or so girls are 15 12 9 for the women. Yeah. It's a one minute window. You got to do 21 calories

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And it's all three added together. It's not like what your heaviest lift is. I think you're adding

all three. So that is another wrinkle to the strategy. So it'll be interesting to see

if Lucy takes a big hit on that, comparatively to a traditional one at max or if actually it helps her

because there's more fitness. And what's the lowest calorie count for guys? The third one?

12.

Who programmed this?

I think Dylan.

Now you've gone silent. You have two modes, Taylor. Loudest shit.

And to your mics breaking up and we can't hear you.

It's called all three. I was on mute.

I think Lucy did fine on the bench press workout last year, though, to your question.

I think she did really good on that workout. I don't think the bench press is going to be an

issue for her. It's not heavy enough.

I don't think I don't think it. No, I don't think that that position

like the parallel handstand push-up bothers her wrist. I think that I also think that 50s are

a lot easier for girls than 70s are for guys. It should be 55s. Oh, I disagree.

I disagree. For the bench press? Yeah, I think I think normally should be 75s and 50s.

Tripping, bro. You tripping. I'd like to see that too.

150. You think a 75-pound dumbbell is the same for the average male competitive cross-fitter as

a 50s for the average female competitive cross-fitter? Yeah, I think like with a barbell bench,

where normally we would use 18513. What about not that?

No movements. It would be 18513. Women's suck at bench press, don't you think?

I just consider it in the same way as the bench.

You're right, Harper. Okay, but if they suck at bench, does that mean we scale extra for them

every time they suck at something? Or is it always just, hey, this is what you should be able to do,

like, hey, the 70% roller or whatever? I don't have an answer for that.

If we always scale more because they suck at bench, they're going to keep sucking at bench.

Wow, look at Bryson. Man, we need you to become a good male.

Let's call them suck at bench forever, dude. They should fucking do the same weights and calories

and reps as men in every competition. And it should just be one division.

Yeah, except Alex. Yeah. One division, I mean, the women are in the scale division.

Yes. The public school system in California needs you, Bryson. They keep going to the

lowest common denominator. They need you cross someone, someone who believes in them like that.

When it comes to pectoral's, women are not 70%. They get stuck. It's just observation of genetics.

They have a shorter range of motion, though.

All right. It's more systemic. Oh, you mean because of the big cities, the big

cities. I was waiting for that joke to land, but nobody was fighting.

Hey, not in the elite division. I didn't get it. I'm embarrassed. I didn't get it.

And not in the elite division, Sean, you should take a look. That would be an interesting

stat. That would be an interesting stat for help and bra sizes for elite versus team girls.

Hey, we just watched the most recent documentary. And I was saying to Taylor,

this is the ugliest games athletes feel we've ever had. And I was specifically talking about

the men, but you could probably argue just for everyone. Like, I don't really want to look like

any of the games athletes right now, but I remember watching the old documentaries with

Froning and fucking Dan Bailey and Josh Bridges. And you're like, fuck, dude, I want to beat those

guys. But I don't really like see that now. And Jay, I just should have just been Ricky looked

frickin jacked at the game. Ricky looks the best. 100%

likes. Hey, hey, Ricky looks crazy and Jeffrey Adler looks crazy.

Step on, step on, step on. Austin Halfield looks like he drinks from fucking public drinking water

that he shouldn't be drinking from. It's like from East Palestine, Ohio. And if I don't look at his

face, I look at his body. Ricky Gerard, Ricky Gerard looks like a fucking troglodyte.

And I love the guy, but he does not look like a human species. He looks like a homited.

He looks like one of those like neolithic era human beings.

He Gerard could be a Calvin Klein's model easy. He's like Ricky. Ricky looks like one of those

people from the Instagram videos where it's like a dash came on a motorcycle. And they're going

really fast. And then right before they get to a fence that's cutting across their nose,

they see it like at the last second and fucking hit some right. Bailey Martin on Yolakai.

You got me with Bailey Martin. You got me with Bailey Martin, but he wasn't at the games.

Bailey Martin more so than an olikai. Yeah, I know. An olikai. Just

Hey, listen, it's like one of the bad guys from taking where he just needs to get on

ozampic for a month. And he could be a Calvin Klein's model. He just needs to lose like

and hey, just to be clear, all these guys are more are better looking and more jack than me.

But I'm saying froning and Dan Bailey and Josh were so much more jack than good looking

than me that it like it would put me in like a bad mood. I'm like holy.

This is the most retarded comment I've ever seen. Jason Hopper would be a fruit of the looms.

Model. What does that mean? Jason Hopper would say comment.

I love Jason, but damn, he's ugly as shit. You know how babies skulls are like

malleable when they're like newborns? Jason looks like somebody like squeeze the top.

Hey, do you know what do you know what's happened also though? We've recalibrated.

Someone was actually saying this the other day. The best place to see it is when you see the teams

go or the RX go versus the elite. We have crossed over into the general public things that were

bizarre. You know what I mean? You know how like you look at bodybuilders and you're like what the

fuck happened to them? The general public is now starting to see that in our CrossFit athlete.

Yeah, I agree. Well, that's because the general public is fat as fuck.

Well, and we've been at it. They were also fat as fuck when Rich was winning the games and they

would still look at Rich and be like, holy shit, that dude's hot. Yeah, okay. Man is hot. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, let me

answer a truth question. What man is hot? Oh, Enrico Zinnone, not to be gay, but he's probably the

best looking to be gay on your LeCai. How about the guy from South America, Suza? How about that Suza

guy? He's a very average. He looks like an average of Spanish guy, but he's right against

Brazilian. But no, and Rico and Enrico Zinnone is actually very attractive. Who else? Oh, Tiago

loses. That guy's a gigachad. None of the talent pepper, I would say, in the top is the closest

of being a conventionally attractive man. Jason Hopper looks retarded. Alan's headed into

Noah Olsonland. If he doesn't come back on the work and out. Maybe. Alan is the closest

turtle. Alan is the closest to looking like he could be like typical boy band hot. I want to

fuck him. But he just looks like he eats too many fucking like PV fit protein bars and he's like

swollen and shit all the time. Yeah, he needs to get a little bit. He needs to go on carnivore

for like a week and he'd be fine. James Sprague. James Sprague has sharp features.

But I would say James Sprague is also relatively close to being conventionally attractive,

still pretty ugly, but closer. And Rico Zinnone. Yeah, he would. Enrico Zinnone and Tiago

loses are definitely by far the two most attractive guys that are actually, but the problem is

they don't speak English. So like people can't really get behind him and like, you know,

we got to know what you like and what you're about for everyone to get behind you. You know what I mean?

James needs to stop going to his barber and telling him to line up his beard. Like he's

a fucking like millionaire rapper. And he would be a lot more attractive. He does look like riff

raff the rapper. Um, hey, what? Um, what's a fuck? Oh, I disagree with you guys. I think the

athlete's a great track. Hey, I think fucking, I think John Young, Jason Hopper and Roman

Kranikov are all from the same parents or like the same. Like I think they all, like they're like,

I think they're like three babies that got separated at birth during like, you're cold war.

I mean, they look crazy. Those are crazy looking guys. Roman's ugly as fuck. I do like Roman. He's

funny, but holy shit. And look, I know I'm one to talk. I'm an ugly motherfucker. Um, but that's

why I can say this stuff. Ugly people judging people. Good stuff. Shut up, Jeremy. Shut the fuck up,

dude. Okay. Uh, oh, this is it. This is maybe old school athletes look ripped. Today's

looking flame. Yeah. I agree. I think that's the general consensus. Thank you, CBG. Thank you.

Where did you see CBG? Okay. No, he's saying thanks to CBG. They're all inflamed. Oh,

uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, Roman is a charming potato. This is the best thing someone could say to me.

Wow. God, I love Jim Krochi. Uh, Jerry, are you familiar with Jim Krochi? No.

Who's that? What is that noise? Some lady rolling. You know, you know who Jim Krochi is? Um,

um, Sean, you know, Jim Krochi is, uh, Bryson. Yeah. Yeah, that's pretty amazing. He's a singer.

Uh, Bryson's obsessed with old gay music. Yeah. Yeah, he's my dad. That's what I know.

And show us a picture of him.

You didn't think that he on the show this morning. I'm going to start twerking if you guys don't chill.

One of the, I, one of the albums on the wall in my office that you can see in the background

when I'm on the podcast is Jim Krochi album. He died in a plane crash, I think. God, he's awesome.

Someone on a, on another show said, is Bryson just a huge pre fontane fan? I didn't know who that was

and I looked it up and I was like, holy fuck. Yeah, you got to watch without limits, Bryson. Yeah.

I think it was on the show. We did the ascension games. I was wearing like short shorts with my shirt

tucked in and it looked exactly like this guy's crazy. Is that a movie without limits? Yeah,

Steve pre fontane, man, legend. Is it a documentary? I think he looks like Sam Elliott,

like a young Sam Elliott. I think Bryson looks like. I take that as a compliment as well.

Without limits is like a Hollywood movie, but it's based on a true story. Uh, but he died young.

He crashed his, his car into a tree. Uh, what was his sport? Track running the mile. He was chasing

the sub four minute mile. Uh, JR, when you got off the air, did you take a shit?

No, uh, it was going on. Did you guys hear him? He turned into a robot, right?

I heard robot. I'm saying my, my internet was being spalled. I don't know. Oh, there he goes again.

Okay. Uh, first workout, um, cows, wallballs, rope climbs, four rounds.

Uh, who wins this out of James Austin and tie? James James. Yeah.

And why is that? Where's you do it on the row? The row and the wallballs.

And the rock. Austin's not going to do well on this workout. Austin's not going to do well on this workout.

This will be tough for Austin. So he's getting himself out of a hole. Yep.

Especially if they make him squat to depth. I'm going to piss. Okay. Uh, maybe we should wait

before we, uh, move to the women and, uh, how's Valner doing with this? He's good on the row,

right? Let's be a fine workout for Valner. Fine. Yeah. If he's, as, you know, if he's Pat of old,

I think he does really well on this. This is like a good combination. But like we were talking about,

there's a little uncertainty with Pat this year. They were saying, uh, JR, I was asking who's

going to win this at a James Austin and tie? And they all resoundingly said, um, James Bragg.

Yeah. I don't think, uh, I don't think you can bet on anyone in this field over James. You could

say that in there's, in the same heat, Bill could get him a run because they're really good

movements for Bill too. But yeah. And, and, and Bill specialties the rope climates. He's athletic,

flies up and down like Spider-Man. So in this workout, so much more time has spent on the other

two movements than I would, that I would say that James and Bill are a wash on the rope climbs.

And is this, uh, this is, these are just crazy sprints, right? It's a really cool format, I think,

because the rep scheme goes down, but we can do the math. I mean, they're doing this as a continuous

triplet. So they'll get back to the round of 40s and four, which is cool to me. Like it's not like

they're doing it all for time with set rest. They're doing it in a 12 minutes Amrap style with four

minutes of rest and extend, which is cool. So I think you'll see different pastures, uh, different

pacing like, oh, you don't think dudes will just come out and just, just, just crush every single

one full speed. It's not full sends on every one of these. Uh, I think when you start breaking up

the wall balls, it's going to be, it's going to be tough. Are you get back to the 40 heavy wall

ball? Your people are, are breaking that already. 30 pound ball. When you get back to the 40,

I think people will start breaking it unless they're going to row easy, which I don't think you can

row easy on this workout. But, but, but it's, it's fewer and fewer wall balls each round. You

don't think the first round people just come out and do that completely unbroken.

Correct. What I'm saying is though, you're going to get back to the round of 40s.

So for the, for the best people, they're thinking about set three and four, but not thinking about

sets one and two when everyone's feeling good. Oh, oh, I didn't get that. I thought you just did

that first one in three minutes and then that second one in three minutes. You're saying they

go through that whole thing every time. I think you, I think you get, now, maybe I'm wrong.

It the way it's written, you get as far as you can get in three minutes and then you stop

and then you get as far as you can get again and then you stop and you far as you to get and then

you go back unless they're going to do 40, 44, three minute am rap of that and then 30, 30, 30,

three minute am rap of that and then 2020, which could be, but I think it makes more sense to do it

the first way. What do you think, Sean? How do you think this is going to roll out?

I'm looking at the workout now. When an athlete completes all the prescribed work,

they move to the finish line. Times stops when an athlete crosses or breaks the vertical plane,

so it looks like it's for time. It's for time, but you get to work for three minutes,

rest for one minute until you finish everything. So does anybody finish it in three sets?

So it's more of a like three, three interval. Yeah, gotcha. So I was wrong. It's just going to be

10 legless, 100 wall ball, 100 cow. Does anybody finish that in three intervals?

Like 25 cows a minute, 30 wall balls a minute, seven and a half, five row climbs a minute,

nine and a half. Can someone go faster past than that across those intervals?

Three sets. Yes. I think someone does. It's doable. Yeah.

Wow. Is this a 15 foot rig?

It's a regionals rig. So it's that's fifth. So it's 14, but it's a little short. Yeah.

Oh, God, this is going to be a cool workout. So every, so we're going to see their starting positions,

every round, they'll be in different starting positions based on where they finish the first three

minutes. Yep. Wow, that's cool. Okay. And the women out of tall, Lucy Campbell and Lohan.

Tall. And it's all. Oh, she's going to destroy her rope climbs are good. She's also one

machines too. All machines. Oh, are these like these legless rope climbs going to hurt these women

with those with the row? Not with the short rig. I think it's I think it's I think it's more of a I

think it's more of a heavy wall ball bicep issue for a lot of them if they're going to now.

I wonder if they're going to attend or they're going to a nine. The woman. That's a big part of it too.

What the hell? I don't know how you bet against Lucy Campbell.

I feel like she's a solid second, but I'm a tall. I feel like just got a little edge on her

on legless rope climbs. And the other two movements are great for her as well.

I wonder if the if the wrist is affected at all the grip strength is affected at all.

If those rope climbs are going to bugger. No, no, no, it says no.

Dome it's tall and she's good at legless too. So she should probably do well.

All right. Anything else we want to cover? That's pretty exhaustive.

Only thing is we just don't know what work out one is.

No, we crushed. Yeah, work out one. One of the go like 630 p.m.

Yeah. So we'll have a late night. We'll do a late recap show after event one and two.

Okay, so we come back at 11 for a little pre show and then CrossFit goes up

and then when CrossFit comes down about an hour later, you're going to do the workout, Taylor?

Yeah, we do the workout live in Miami at 530 on the open stage.

I think even Hilar might be doing with us and maybe Claire from

what prep? Definitely not letting John Young do it with us.

And then I think Dense is going to stream that.

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Okay. All right. A duv internet group.

I think we'll be on cellular. We should ask, go to GROC real quick and see if GROC can give us

a good answer. Couldn't we just ask GROC who's going to win the crown? Who's going to win and

crown them? What do you mean who's going to who's going to crown them? Like water pollution.

Oh, oh, I'm crowning.

Are we doing the open workout as like official water pollution stuff? Like, are we going to have

a judge? Yes. Okay. Hey GROC. Shut the fuck up, China Mike. 26.3.

As you're starting. Sorry. Who is going to win?

11.3 would be so cool. Sorry, Stella. Who is going to win water pollution this year?

The water pollution fitness competition in Miami that starts today.

Let me check the latest on what specifically individual men and individual women.

All right. Let's check the latest on water pollution. Super close call.

Hey, you better watch it, Mike.

China Mike, I know what to work out. It's kicking off today in Miami. Super exciting.

For the individual men, Ricky Garard is leading early with 440 points after the game.

And that and that is why you don't ask GROC questions. GROC's fucking retarded, Sevan.

Hey, eyes taking our jobs, guys. Well, most white collar jobs that we'll take because that's

about as smart as most white collar workers are. All right, guys. Thank you for joining us.

J.R., thank you for clamping down. We're keeping it together for an hour and 15.

Bryson, thank you, Sentinel training, Taylor. Thank you. Oh, geez. Bryson, we can see you.

Sean Mac, thank you very much. We will see you guys shortly.

I want to say shortly. God, I can't believe that's four and a half hours from now.

What am I going to do? Go to sleep.

All right. And maybe we'll have some live camera footage. Maybe, Bryson, will you guys be at the

venue? Yeah, maybe. Do you want us to go live? Oh, yeah. Maybe you guys can jump on at 11 a.m.

with us and you can just tell us what you see. Who's there? What's going on? That'll be 2 p.m.

Eastern. Yeah, we can do that. Okay. All right. Thank you, everyone. I'll talk to you guys later.

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