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Can you hit me with this one, please double agent, the whole of frame.
Frame.
Frame in.
And of course, the whole of frame, which just hots up around AFL's season launch time.
And I realize season launch time when the big dogs try and get the big sort of how we
are going to go this year type interviews and who can go first.
And of course, we go to one of the great hall of framers out West,
multiple hall of frame inductee.
Old three cameras himself, Ryan Daniels.
So, so three camera RD.
What's calling three day RD for the sake of discussion.
Because the only insists on three cameras.
One for him, one for the subject or subjects.
And one for the extra cutaway of him looking at the subjects.
So, he's got three.
Well, he's got the resources.
He's got the backing in it.
If you're in, if you live in WA, you've got a bit of resources in the rest of the country.
Is it potentially, though, how to see that third one behind him is the cutaway one after the interview?
Is it, look, it's possible.
Yeah, it's definitely a two.
Yeah, it looks good.
Definitely a two.
Oh, it looks good.
It looks like they West Coast have built a room for him.
That's what it looks like.
Looks like there's a RD launch.
Anyway, RD's gone with this.
He's done a two-parter for the seven years in Perth.
It's to sit down with the two kids.
William Dersmer and Cooper.
William, sorry, excuse me, William.
William Dersmer and Cooper Duff.
Did you get one?
Yeah, I think I'll give you that.
The picks one and two.
I thought you were going to be in trouble with that, giving your stuff that William did.
The pick one and two.
Two parter.
This has got an unprecedented six-minute twenty oxygen over the two nights on the news.
So, he's demanded serious RD three time.
And what he's come up with, we've run the, I've got a whole division here that run the tapes over these interviews.
And it analyzes them for me.
I've got like people that do the, what are the AFL system coaches call it?
They do the coding.
It's like what Brian Taylor used to do with a certain co-host.
We don't have to go there.
Anyway.
Two parter, six-minute twenty.
One minute twenty of that is Ryan Daniels on camera and the cataways.
The camera cuts twenty-one tons.
Twenty-one times in six-minute twenty.
Is that more than my Jordan to go?
I'm getting there.
I'm getting there.
Oh, sorry.
I'll jump the cat.
So, Ryan Daniels is the bronze medalist this week of the Hall of Fame.
You haven't finished yet.
But the silver medalist is this.
Let me go to the tape here.
I'm just going to my numbers.
I'll pay for you.
You're going to your phone, which is a private text from someone.
So, Domo has interviewed Ross Lyon over about thirty-three minutes on AFL.com.
Get ready for some of these numbers.
She hasn't been doubted how to get involved in these.
This is how big they were.
Horny.
In the Domo Ross Lyon sit down pre-season chat.
There is an unbelievable 67 shots of Domo asking questions.
And 13 noddies for a grand total of 80 impressions.
No one's doing that sort of research.
You're just making this up.
That's a true number.
67 question shots.
And 13 noddies, right?
You are on camera for four minutes 12.
And you know, anyone who's working at the TV Newsroom has been given a minute tenor data
follow story by the news director.
There's four minutes 12 of Domo in the country.
Actually, it was a long, outstandingly presented interview by Ross Lyon.
He was there to play.
That's 12.
13 noddies.
That's getting into Mac Doran areas, the noddies.
13 noddies.
So a noddie for those.
You just make these numbers out, Patie.
We get the point.
I'm on camera a bit.
A quick reminder for those who don't follow the podcast.
A noddie is the fake cataways of a journalist who records them afterwards.
Where they're sitting in the audience.
No, these aren't fake, Patie.
Because I don't get three.
I probably do have two.
There's a locked off.
There's two camera shots off from there.
So they'll catch your noddies in real time.
Oh, it's more natural, isn't it?
Did you have to add a few afterwards?
No.
It's real time noddies.
It's real time noddies.
Well, at least they're natural noddies.
Because there's no such thing as a cutaway natural noddie.
Inown in the industry as a noddie.
But the gold medalist.
I don't know if you've got a drum roll there, why don't you chance.
Doubly?
The double agent.
You've probably put these numbers together.
This demo himself again is going on silver and gold.
It's unbelievable.
It's a felps-like effort on the podium.
And here it is.
Craig McCray.
Sit down.
Patie, I think people are bored with this already.
I'm not.
And I don't really care.
That's got another 33 minutes.
Yep.
That was as good.
Again.
Well, Craig McCray was as good as Ross.
You've gone again with 68 questions shots.
So all these interviews are on afl.com.au.
68 questions.
The full interviews with my noddies.
So you're averaging 67.5 questions shots per enemy.
Because you've gone 67 and us.
The 68 Craig McCray.
It's a good average.
But you've obviously had some feedback that the noddies weren't at the level required.
Because you've gone from 13 noddies to 28.
Grant titled 96.
You've almost become the first person in television history since the early days
are 60 minutes to get to 100 impressions.
With the out of end.
In an interview.
And you are on camera for an unprecedented six minute ten seconds.
You've become the worst at it.
You're actually the master Hall of Framer.
It's unbelievable.
Well, they would follow Hutch.
You might have passed an interview last year with Jordan DeGoe,
which you first highlighted.
Where there were more than that.
Well, I think that's actually gone on at a level.
We're going to keep the stats on this.
I'm going to give you like a player profile.
We're going to keep on our app as well.
Now, let's have a look at the...
This is what Ross Lyne had to say.
Can you make the grant final in 2026?
You were quite funny, David.
When you're in trouble, get company on the phone.
That's money.
It was a new one.
There you go.
It was a great brand of line.
I met Cabo.
Oh, about six months ago.
He's a river tank.
Well done.
So there you go.
You've got Ross Lyne.
I got Ryan Daniels Cabo.
Was it a very fake laugh from Ross?
Let's run the tape over the assessment on the laugh.
Can you make the grant final in 2026?
You were quite funny, David.
I think it was fake because it was...
I think it was at minute 32 and I asked that question.
That's you dead enough.
Yep.
You can get me that as a on-going little sonic doubly.
Can we...
Ross Lyne, you're quite funny, David.
You're quite funny, David.
Thank you.
That's all I'm after.
Well, you've known that for a long time.
You've known that for a long time.
That I am.
You what?
Funny.
Not.



