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Back after a long weekend, Billy kicks us off with the All Sports Report - as we're all still hurting after Oscar Piastri's pre-race crash at the Grand Prix.
West Coast superstar Harley Reid calls in before they begin their 2026 season on Sunday, but he also reflects on his career so far, media hype, and a run-in with JB at the Big Bash.
Topics Brownless wants to know what you've had thrown at you unusual, then Demons recruit Brody Mihocek is in studio chatting about his move from the Pies.
Billy takes our off-air team apart for getting ahead of themselves, then finishes the show with a joke about a seriously injured man getting no support from his wife.
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This is Triple M's Roshalla, the Penrod oil.
100 years, still driven.
Five, four, three, two, one.
Ow!
I see assholes like you every day.
James Bryshaw.
Every f***ing day.
Billy Brownless.
Is this moron number one?
Well, where is he?
He's here.
Put moron number two on the phone.
They weren't on his buck in here.
What the hell is wrong with you, too?
Everybody's working.
Listen to the Roshalla.
I feel good.
Oh, yes. After a long weekend, we are back.
And Haley Reed did join us shortly.
The Superstar from the West Coast Eagles.
Good young man.
Love chatting to him.
Topic Brownless, I see, which is a worry on a Tuesday,
but that's coming up.
Brody Myrcheg is going to join us like a thought of that.
Check it.
And then Fat bringing an intervention to the show today.
I need some time.
Right, you put that together and then five at five.
Something?
Yes.
And then a joke to finish.
So that's a bloody nice looking Tuesday, March 10 show.
Hello, do you fat?
Hey, Jimmy, boy.
It looks lovely down there on the coast.
Well, we are.
Yeah, that's a nice little guy down here.
Yeah.
Diet Coke.
Beautiful day down here, Fat.
And I tell you what, we've done well because a man rang last week
and said what a noise him is the fact you and I talk away
to each other for a couple of minutes.
And then I say hello.
Yes.
So we avoided doing that.
Then thanks to Penrod.
All your mates.
You went and saw them.
I did.
Last Thursday night had a nice function out there with Toby.
The CEO, he had his two brothers.
Not that Toby.
He's two brothers there.
He's sister there.
He's mum there.
Family company.
It's all about family there, Jimmy, boy.
And the awards were won by a lot of people from Queensland.
New South Wales.
A big show.
And I had to give our prizes.
So well done, Fat.
Well, that was very good.
Hey, March the 10th, Jim.
Guess who is the new favourite to win the premiership
in the AFL this year?
After not even a full round.
Yes.
Gold co-sons.
Gold co-sons.
Who would have thought that?
Well done, Jim.
By the way, well done, Jim.
Not impressive.
No doubt about that.
But that is unbelievable.
As we go to the main here, he is here.
Oh, there he is.
We got something for him later on in the center.
And the show is played.
It's a great blur for Bob Jane, save ass.
Got nothing for you, mate.
Get on your bluer.
Oh, there's an impression in here.
It's included in there.
Oh, look at that.
There's a weather reporter saying.
There's something for him.
That's the highlight of the tournament.
Gold video.
There's a video to be myself.
Just something.
I'll go.
I'll go.
Nothing for you.
What happened to him over the weekend?
He lost his kid, said.
Oh, I can't wait.
Can you believe that?
What the hell?
I fell out the back of the bloody U.
Yeah.
Because he didn't shut the tray properly.
Yeah.
And as all of my mates and our mates,
because he's a great mate of mine,
have rang me and said,
he paid nothing for it anyway.
It was all given to him by Gray Nichols.
And why doesn't he just go back to Gray Nichols and replace it?
Well, I think they sent a message saying,
just come into Gray Nichols.
Well, there he goes.
So what are we posting about then?
I don't know, Jim.
I was asking you.
Time now for a bit of rep rep.
Now on Triple M's rush hour.
No.
Let's talk.
Rep rep rep.
It's Philly's all sports reports.
Oh, the Grand Prix, Jimmy Boy.
Oh, what the hell?
But it was a very good Grand Prix.
Well done to everyone there involved.
The committee.
Record crowd gym.
Record crowd.
Beautiful weather.
And a world run GP.
And George Russell.
Who's what's he drive?
Mercedes.
Yeah.
And who comes second?
Kimmy?
Antonelli.
That's it.
One, two there.
But what happened to Oscar?
Oh, my God.
Well, see, I was in the car driving to the footy.
So I didn't see any of it.
But I got halfway to the G
and suddenly my phone started pinging
and everyone's telling me in the formation lap.
Yes.
The warm up lap is spun into the wall.
So the pre-race lap.
Oh, my God.
How did you do that?
This is how it happened.
Remember, this is just the reconnaissance lap.
And the Astrid's going to now make his way into turn four.
Over the curb.
Off the curb.
Into the wall.
Out of the Grand Prix.
Absolutely extraordinary.
So I caught up.
I caught up with Oskey.
Yes, go on.
I said, mate.
What happened?
Essentially, I had 100 kilos more power
than I've had the whole weekend
at the point that I shifted.
And when I shifted, went into wheel spin
and, you know, given that I was on the curb already,
it was a combination of bad factors.
So, you know, obviously, just a very disappointed.
A combination of bad factors.
Yeah.
Unexpected surge from the battery.
Well, a fact.
And a noise that crap out of me.
What they're doing with these bloody cars.
Anyway, semi-electric.
Now, I mean, it's Formula One.
Yeah.
We're putting up with that crap.
I'm with you.
We've had some bad luck, the Aussies.
Yeah, they have.
At the Melbourne Grand Prix.
They have.
We had anyone on the podium.
Oh, Ricardo was.
And then he got pulled because of the petrol issue.
Yeah.
That's it.
That's some bad luck there.
AFL, the lines will challenge the suspensions.
Had it handed out to Harris Andrews.
He got three.
It got three.
Yeah.
And Darcy Gardner.
So no issue with the Gardner one.
I assumed immediately they would challenge that.
But the other one fat.
Hmm.
He's swinging arm.
Not to blow out.
Adi, don't see.
I don't see how you're challenging that.
Well, exactly.
So maybe they might try and get it down to two.
How though?
On what grounds?
I don't know.
I don't know.
Also, Zach Barley, he got a week.
And humor, cluggage is out for at least one or two weeks
with a calf.
So it wasn't a great night for the lines.
No, it wasn't.
It wasn't.
Awesome.
News here, Jimmy Boy.
Yes, boss.
Blues former co-captain.
Sam Dockety.
Yes.
Has been withdrawn.
Withdraw.
Hmm.
From a Blues function.
So he's not going along to this function.
He would have gone along.
But someone said, no, you can't come along.
Hmm.
And guess who broke this news, Jimmy Boy?
Who?
I'll give you a hint.
On footy classified last night.
Who do you think works there?
And broke the news.
What are you putting some craft into this?
Well.
Who do you think works there?
Damien Barry, Jimmy Boy.
Yes.
There we go.
He's broke something.
Ever since you made him built the piñata.
The piñata.
Yep.
He has broken his first story in Hellong.
Uh.
Twenty four years.
Same time.
Oh.
Twenty four years.
I know that's twenty four years.
He was on the 40 show with us breaking stories, too.
I know, so.
But there it is.
There's the pin jar.
Yes it is.
He-he-he-he- he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he.
That's it, the pin jarder.
And he broke it.
And now he's breaking news.
So, world under Daymo.
That was interesting.
Actually, what happened there with him and Dan?
But anyway, we move on from there.
Yes.
Brody MYCHECK, who's coming in later.
What time?
You're in the chat.
The chat has just passed.
That's why, no 5 at 505, we've got brody.
I've not seen you published him.
Well, he's exited concussion protocols.
Oh.
I didn't even know that, so we'll ask him about that, but he's clear to play.
Melbourne's ain't killed of this Sunday, big one at the G.
Yeah.
You watch the women's cricket.
Australia defeated India by 10 wickets.
Yeah, they won that game.
Easy.
Elisa Healey is superstar.
And Annabel Sutherland.
Oh, she is elevating herself now into the very top echelon.
Well, I think that's a third hundred in a row in test, cricket.
Yep.
Called magnificently by a very own Kate McCarthy as well on Channel 7.
Haiti girl.
Well done, Katie girl.
Yep.
I caught up with Elisa Healey after the game, Jim.
And I said, what do you think your legacy will be?
I just hope people probably appreciate how much I cared, and not just cared about other people,
but cared about the game as a whole and obviously the place it's in, but also where it's been
and where it's about to go.
Yeah, good answer, sir.
And a great class act.
Exactly.
By the way, India have won the Men's T20 World Cup, Jim.
Yes.
Oh, they would, and did it easy, did it by a hundred runs.
It was a very poor final, actually.
After New Zealand being so good to get there.
Exactly.
Getting back to Elisa Healey, she did give us one of the great calls in the history of cricket.
Oh, right.
Raps.
I would have thought we could find it.
So we can send her off in style because she is an absolute legend of the game.
But this was when she was keeping and have a listen.
Badding.
Raps.
Oh, right, the badge.
Well, I spoke to her about that during the summer, actually.
And what did she say?
We played all the time.
She said it's an underused word, actually.
She is a bloody star, Elisa Healey.
I love it.
She's a ripper.
By the way, Jim, India won the World Cup.
Yeah.
That's what I'm saying.
The first country ever to win three T20 World Cups.
You know who could make the side?
Gills.
Subman Gills.
Subman Gills.
Yeah.
And a pant.
The keeper.
They couldn't even make that side.
Elwally, India, by the way.
They won it by 100 runs.
It was a really disappointing final.
Melbourne Storm continued their incredible first round winning record.
They smashed the eels.
52.4.
54.
That's a pounding.
So guess what?
That's 24 years in a row.
They've won round one.
You're sure?
And in that time, Jimmy Boy.
Oh, I look at this stupid head.
I'm just looking at a couple of your sides.
All right.
Yes, go on.
So in that time, 24 years,
guess how many games North Melbourne have won round one round?
No, one round.
Yeah, opening round or round one?
Well, no, we've been very, very poor.
How many?
B8 or nine?
Four.
No!
No!
Time to win, real one.
In the last 24 years.
24 years.
Yes.
And the Browns.
Cleveland Browns.
Oh, I would, I would.
They must have won seven or six or seven at least.
So in that time, 24 years, they've won twice.
Oh, no.
Two times, they've won round one, Jim.
What goes on?
What goes on with your teams?
Who else do you follow in the crickets?
Bloody sneak up on it, doesn't it?
I mean, you only know we're not over the year before that round one's coming.
Yes.
How aren't you ready?
Well, you said that the bread's got, didn't you?
I didn't.
Look, man, that was back in the day.
He was not happy.
And the renegades have followed him.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Jim, something.
And a bit of basketball.
Perth while cats have knocked Melbourne United.
They're out of the finals.
They've gone Melbourne United.
So Perth now come up against Sydney Kings in the playoffs.
And also the Adelaide 36ers will host the Phoenix, the mighty Phoenix in Adelaide
for the first of three playoff games.
So they're the four teams that left in at Perth, Sydney, Phoenix and Adelaide.
And they'll play three playoff games and then we'll seize into the granny.
Come on, Phoenix.
Triple M's rush hour with JB and Billy.
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What about this man?
He's a superstar of the West Coast Eagles.
If you haven't heard, he's named.
He's been living under a rough for the last few years.
His name is Holly Reid.
He's Holly.
One, two, three, four.
Surely you can't pick it from here.
Surely you can't pick it from here.
We're going to just draw us to full ice at the top of the square.
Oh, my God.
It's the last one.
Get to the right of Hutchinson.
He's a rare touch for Holly.
He wants to take him on.
He'll run to the 50.
Maybe he said this one.
Oh my God.
Holly says stick that up.
I just don't know doubt about it.
It's a good boy.
I'll run into Halves a couple of times this summer.
Very relaxed young man.
And welcome to you, Holly Reid.
No, thank you very much for having me, guys.
Good to be on you.
I haven't met him.
And I know he grew up in Tongala, up my way, Jimmy Boyd,
but also Barrick for the Cats.
And his favorite players, of course,
were Danger, Gary Able, Jr.
And number 16, is that right house?
Yeah, that's correct.
That is very correct.
Do you know anything else?
No, no.
16 in the 80s and 90s.
How come you started burying for the Cats, old mate?
Yeah.
No, I just grew up always burying for him.
My dad was a massive, too long man.
And I just kind of jumped on there with him.
And we used to love going down a GMHBA
and sit in the stands and watching a few games.
Oh, yeah, good.
And Danger and Gary Able, Jr.
Two stars.
Yep.
Yeah.
No, they were great to watch growing up.
Obviously, legends of the game
and had some great progress throughout the AFL,
so it was pretty cool to model
and watch the players I was growing up.
So the first time I saw a house this summer,
he was at a BBL game involving the scorchers.
Yes.
And I was screaming down from the commentary box
because there was some rain.
Yeah.
So I went out and interviewed Joe Richardson in a hurry.
So I went busting through the sort of meals area.
Yeah.
And I saw these two bloke standing
with a couple of officials and,
hey, boys, as I sort of went busting through,
you know, I had finished with Joe Richardson
and came back and they'd gone.
And Punda goes, you know.
See, Harley, read there before I said,
**** off.
Yeah.
That's Harley.
I see you didn't got near here.
Because you just had it cut, mate.
Are you in the week before?
Yeah.
Tell them the real story.
Yikes for a photo.
No, mate.
No idea.
Well, Punda knew.
Well, because Punda had spent some time
with the mod literally had just got
the mod screaming through.
Yeah.
Mate, it was good seeing you.
The cricket, did you enjoy that?
Yeah.
Now it was a great experience.
I was lucky enough to attend the grand final as well.
And that was obviously another amazing day
for the Perth World.
And yeah, I really enjoyed the big bash this year.
I reckon you'd be mates with old teeth.
Cooper Conley.
Yeah, I've come across even a few times,
actually.
No, he's a good man.
Yeah.
He got more teeth than he said than anyone.
And, mate, how's the West Coast Eagles going?
Tough one.
You're last home and away.
Sorry, you're last precky.
But how's the vibe around the joint?
Yeah.
Obviously, last week's progress against Port Adelaide
wasn't ideal.
Obviously, the standard that we've set
obviously is through the preseason.
With something that we thought we've actually taken
the next level and taken the next step.
And to be able to go out there and do what we did against Port,
we're pretty devastated in a way.
And we weren't happy with what we produced.
But coming in and assessing like our statistics overall
was actually not too bad.
But it was just the fact of just a small fundamentals
that we couldn't execute.
And yeah, obviously still a lot of progress to Karma.
So we thought we'd build a sustainable build to keep going forward
and hit the year running.
And, mate, I've got a bit of intel out of your place,
some people who are in high places that know what's going on.
And they have told me that you are absolutely flying.
Yes.
You're putting your first sort of preseason
that you've been able to absolutely attack
and not have to worry about anything.
Your skinnies are down and you couldn't be in better need.
Is that fair?
Oh, yeah.
I think it's probably the best I've failed in my career today.
I don't want to find myself up too much.
But yeah, hopefully this year I can go out there
and give back to the fans and make them proud.
And obviously their support they've shown for such a long amount of time.
And obviously things haven't gone right for a long period of time.
And I just want to take this group back to where we belong.
And all I really want to do at the end of the day is win 40,
because that's why I play 40.
Because you drafted at 18.
It doesn't matter whether you drafted one or 60.
You're an 18-year-old.
You're coming into a men's system.
A country boy.
A country boy.
They've all had five or six preseason.
So it's a shock to the system.
How does it matter how good a player you are?
No, exactly right.
I just shouldn't have played so good in my first year.
That's right.
Just easy.
How did you do it?
Exactly.
What did you do preseason?
Did you go back to Tongala
and catch up with your made mate?
Yeah, I did.
I did, but I limited my time.
I limited my time at the OTP, the old Tony pub.
But now I just, yeah, got back.
Did what I need to do.
Saw my family and then came back across here to get stuck into it
and train with the boys a lot earlier than previous years.
And yeah, I think I just, obviously, everyone says
you learn so much as you go through.
Which you do in a way, but you use a good old cliché.
But for me, it was to get back how the opportunity to work
with different people, know my body a bit more
and just follow the right procedures
and take that next step in making a progression with my footy.
Good work.
I was really hoping that I was going to squeeze you
into the origin team house
because I reckon that would have been really good for you.
And I know the VIX, just to be honest.
No, the VIX, but just a young fella.
So I was like, well, wherever they could squeeze you,
I didn't give a shit where you played.
I just wanted to see in that company
because I reckon you would have really enjoyed it.
Yeah, and for sure, it would have been a great experience
and it would have thrived directly in that environment.
I wouldn't know what to do with danger,
but the name is going around.
I'd do anything to receive the ball of them boys,
but no, it was actually obviously great to see that back up
and running.
It was great to sit back and have a watch.
What did you make of it? Did you enjoy it?
Yeah, I actually did enjoy it.
I sat there and watched the whole four quarters at home.
Yeah, I really enjoyed it.
Obviously high quality footy and the skill execution
was what we expected, I guess.
And I would have probably struggled around
and opted with no one cheering for me,
although I probably would have got bored,
would have felt like an wagon.
How do you go with it all, mate?
The golden boy, of course, over there.
You're in the West, Australian, 91 times.
How do you get through all that?
Or you don't read the papers you don't listen to the radio?
What do you do?
Yeah, oh, mate.
It's a tough one, I think.
I could say as much as I wanted to, but at the end of the day,
I don't think any of it really works, I guess.
But I know, for me, it was more just trying to block
the external noise and still thinking internal,
but at the end of the day, it was still bloody hard to do that.
Yeah.
It's such a young age, and obviously social media
is always there, but I don't know.
I think it was just keeping that circle of trust made,
always just taking your word, not listening to anyone else's.
But, yeah, obviously the club did great support towards me
and the boys have obviously always had my back.
And I want to try that, my fully-do-the-talking,
but that was the thing that was got harder times as well.
So hopefully this is a year that they can all turn
and the club can turn and give the supporters
and fans what they're asking for.
Now, it looks like you're battling away over there.
Harles, I'm just looking at this list here.
Optimum Nutrition, Blue Ant, Headphones,
MFV, Revo Fitness, Toyota, Crown Perth.
Oh, Crown Perth.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Which one?
They put it in tails or down the other way.
Come on, mate.
So that's a silly question, Bill.
Oh, next one.
We've got a cycle, so awesome.
Nice partnerships there, Harles.
Can I put me in the big one?
No, I can't.
You're a pro man, I'm with an A.
In the city.
No, obviously they're great sponsors
and people to have over here.
And yeah, they've obviously helped my journey
and helped me best prepare for games
and my lifestyle over here.
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Well, that's what people forget.
It's how massive this footy club is.
Over 100,000.
In a year where off field wasn't as good as you would do.
A hope off field, the profit was enormous.
I know.
And the membership is over 100,000.
It is a behemoth.
The behemoth.
That means big.
Yeah, Harles.
Yeah, mate.
It's amazing.
We obviously got fans across all of Australia
and their support hasn't decreased at all,
although we're having won as many games.
But yeah, we just appreciate all their support
and it goes a long way.
And what we do out there is obviously for them
and we want to keep fighting hard
to keep bringing them fans to the footy
and our home games were cracking around 40k plus.
It's amazing.
And for a team, it's probably, I guess,
not going so great at times.
It's bloody good to see
and we really appreciate all their support.
Got some good off the field operators too, Jim.
We like the bike lit.
We love them.
We love you.
We love you.
We love you.
We love you.
We love you.
We love you.
We love you.
We love you.
We love you.
We love you.
We love you.
We love you.
We love you.
Well, he's inspired by the field.
Yeah.
I want to ask you about a couple of interesting characters,
please, holy reed.
Yes.
Ruben Jimby.
He looks like a beast.
Yeah, mate.
He's massive.
Yeah.
He's a beast.
Train's hard.
He's someone that you want to go to
battle with each week.
He's a little bit.
He's a great man.
Yeah.
he can't put a foot on. He runs with the straightest legs of any human you've ever seen.
Absolutely straight. He's got the big blonde wig, I'd like to.
Yeah, he's just, but he's easy. They've found a spot for him last year. Clay Hall,
son of Derek that played the cat. He'd be a casual bloke, Eric.
Yeah. Oh, we call him feathers, Bill. He's not far off looking like you.
Oh, he's actually funny story. I gave a shave. He's had last night.
So he's lost his two pockets, but he embraces it. Oh, not the pocket.
Jaky Waterman. He looks like a different guy.
Yeah, no, obviously, yeah. Jakes, another one that just wants to win,
puts his heart, plays with his heart on his sleeve. Obviously, has a lot of history here with
his family and Jakes, someone that I love going out there to play with. I used to say to him,
the only reason he won the call was because I kept kicking it. But realistically, I was just going
for goal and it was just landing. I was like, what is she doing? I mean, Willem Dursman, we can't wait
to see and prove enough that I'll a really high draft picks. But you've also thrown Devon Robertson in
from the Brisbane Lions. You've got Harry Schoenberg from Adelaide, Brandon Stasovitch, a really
good player from the Lions, totally young. So there's some quality that's come in for this season.
Yeah, no, for sure. There has. And I think that's what's helped us make that progress.
And I don't know, I feel once, hopefully, round one, we have a full strength team and most of
those boys will be out there fit and firing. And it's something we're super excited for.
And I think the standards that they've brought from obviously their clubs, obviously,
Stas and Dev coming from Brisbane that's just one, two and a row. We had Finn McCray come from
Collingwood, which obviously we know the history and what they've achieved. And then also Harry
Schoenberg from Adelaide. It's obviously they finished first. So the standards they've brought
across to us and their skill level and development has helped us as, I guess, the younger generation
that's here and obviously the senior boys to get them back to where we should be. And hopefully,
I think in a way that's helped us take that next level and obviously with the coaching staff
that's all been new introduced to our club. Obviously Mitch Duncan from Jolong, too.
He was just good to have him running around. Do you get a photo with him?
No, I didn't know. I was off him. Yeah, well, it was through my legs.
Actually, Harry Taylor's been a great leader that we got around here, too. And he's been
awesome. He's just been inducted to the WA Hall of Fame too, Bill. You got on that?
No, no, I didn't know that. But what a great man he is. And very serious. It still keeps a diary
of what he does. Northampton, Geraldton Boyd. Northampton. He's about how many sock was that him?
He put that. Yeah, but he done like to that. That was strong. Yeah, actually.
I got Harley. Have you got a tattoo? Hales.
Yeah, I do. What is it? I got one that said, go on. It says Tia Tongala football netball club
flags, mate. 2021. Have you got a boat? Yeah, I do. How do you know that?
Oh, I know. We everything. I was like, oh, that will listen to this, Jim.
This is such a Tongala thing. He's got a boat tattoo on his finger. Yes.
What's your mate got? He's got a fish. And you're the mate? He's got the rod.
Oh, no. That's cool. That's cool. That's cool. We off guard there. We're sweating.
What is that? That was. Yeah, I don't know. I can't even put into words.
Shit out. It's never been super.
It's not Hales. Fishing line of fish at a boat.
At a boat. Well, it's born on the river. My immediate oldest son, Hal's Jonathan, has three numbers
on his leg. And I saw him a while ago. I said, what the hell is that? He goes, I had a bet
with a mate and whoever lost had to have these up in the other blocs birthday tattooed on his leg.
What goes on with these? He's a ****. That's what goes on with him. He's got an easy brainless human.
Now, I'm asking you this, Hales, because I know you love your cricket.
We saw it at the Obdas stadium all summer. You've got a director at your football club,
called Justin Langer. He played 100 test matches for Australia. When you look at him, Hales,
can you believe how small he is? Like seriously.
No, he is a pretty sure man, but he's full of fire, man. And it's probably last
flight you'd want to get into a ring with. That's true. He's a Ripper J.O.
And he's been someone that's helped me a lot through my journey in such a short time being
overest. So credit to him. Well, when you see him, just say that you were chatting to Bill and
J.B. and Rebs. And we can't believe our small you are. Just say that to him else.
It isn't safe. Well, let him know. Let him know from Jim. That is from Jim.
Hey, yeah. I cannot wait for this. We love this flight. It's an explosive season coming out
of Harley. He is ready to fly. Cannot wait to watch it, mate. Come on.
Come on, chatting to us. No, thank you very much. Appreciate all his support. Thanks, J.B.
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Jimmy Boy, time to connect and touch the audience. Right, I see. And this is coming across my
desk on Friday. Come up in my analogs. Antelogs. In my socials. It comes up to him. Yeah, algorithm.
Algorithm. Antelogs. Let me read you the headline. Yeah. Assistant referee,
knocked unconscious by Charles Bicycle, throwing from the crowd. What? So, oh, mate,
I'm pouring a game of soccer in Turkey. And he gives a goal was disallowed for offside,
sparking tension amongst the crowd, Jim. And I've got a photo of it here. A Charles Pink
Bicycle was throwing from the crowd at the hump and hit the hump in the head and knocked him
out for a bit. What? Yes, really bloody weed stuff. You can't do that. I can't. And so I had to
think about it over the weekend. I did, Jim. Because this is a bit unusual, a bit different.
And one triple three five three. Ants. Ants. What has been thrown at you? No, I'm usual.
Bloody kids bite from the crowd hitting the up by it is unusual, Jim. You can't go there.
Well, I got a VHS video thrown at me by Malcolm Blight. He did. Play a number six thing.
Choke on that. VHS is quite weird. A bicycle. So, you boys want to chip in with something here?
Michael Bevin. I think it was Michael Bevin. Playing in a one-day international in New Zealand,
had a full fish thrown at him. What? Over the boundary. A fish. A fish.
Fielding on the boundary. I thought it might have been a sheep. No.
One, two. I've cut the puff up. What are we giving away? Please, rabbits.
We have a double pass to the Melbourne Phoenix versus the Adelaide 36's second to play off final.
This Saturday night on Cain Arena. Oh, he does. Come on, Phoenix. What have you had thrown at you?
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been thrown at you? Unusual. What have you had thrown at you, unusual? Because over in a
game of soccer in Turkey, an umpire got thrown, a child's bicycle, and it hit him on the head.
In the head. That's not right. That's not right. So, we got Rocky from Reservoir.
Well, good afternoon. How are we? What happened, Rocky?
It's about 10 years ago down at the MotoGP. A lot of guys would know of this.
I'm just walking along in the crowd. Next thing I get clopped on the back of the head.
And I see a sex toy. A sex toy? What?
Connected to a fishing rod. The guy is just casting it in the crowd.
And it clopped me on the rubber, and just clopped me on the back of the head,
just see dragged off in the grass. Clopped in, Bill. A sex toy, Rock.
One of those ones that you found in the...
Yeah, I know. We got it right here.
What are you talking about? They're Rocky, okay?
Yeah. Let's stay on the lawn. We got to take the earlobe, Mick.
There you go, cover. Hey, Mickie!
There I am, Bill. Yeah, Bill's good.
Here we go. Yeah, good mate, live in the dream.
What happened with you? What did you get thrown at you?
Oh, man, Mrs. That a little bit of a dispute about cashew nuts and soup market,
and I stormed off, and next thing you know, I'm packing a frozen place where wisdom passed me in.
No.
She was saying that looks I got from some of the coals, people.
Oh, you're in coals.
Yeah.
The bride has gone and got a packet of frozen peas and turf to that you in coals.
Yeah, she got it straight out of the shop patrol.
You throw it straight at me here.
But the cashew nuts, they'll too dear, and you said no.
Oh, no. Oh, what a nobby's, and see what the tuba was.
Oh, no.
But it's too good, Mick.
Too good, Mickie, that's done yet.
Are they ready?
Hey, guys.
Yeah, what have you had thrown at you, Sir?
I was on a, I thought you were good delivery man, you're doing really well there.
Now, one of your bloody human side screen, man.
Oh, I'm good.
Right, I'm good.
I was on a hot level one of the footy, man,
feel something just got me in the back of the head, and there was a king size 4 and 20 sausage roll in a scrapper.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
It's about eight bucks.
Well, that's not, I said about 13 bucks done any that like,
it felt like someone bloody kick me in the back of the head,
it was just a sausage roll,
but you know what, I ate it.
No, no.
Oh, my god.
I'm ready for the drama.
It's all your draw fat.
That's an interesting one.
Haven't we just, Brent, copped it in the head.
Yeah.
How poor we got next poorly.
Hello, Paul.
You know, boys, how are you?
Love the show.
I'm good on your weight.
Sounds like good brownie.
What did you get copped in the head?
Well, I was at the cricket back in the 80s building in bay 13 to 16.
Of course, we know a food fight started and his bits of ice flying around orange peels.
It's a paper, you know,
Apple cause and next thing that was just done,
there's beer flying.
I mean, next thing is big full,
full roast chook went flying to India.
No, boom and exploded on the side of this bloke's head.
And they see big chunk landed on the show.
I didn't just full as a boat.
And he just started eating the chicken and everyone.
No, I always print best thing ever.
Full chook.
It just went boom.
What was this said?
Oh, the 80s building.
80s and like a one day straight out West.
In these or something like that, the NCG.
A bay 13, yeah.
Yeah, 13 to 16 somewhere in there.
That's what Paul said.
I just wanted to make sure.
That's all that's it.
Okay, we'll get to Pete then.
Oh, I will.
Hello, Peter.
Good day, boys.
What's hit you in the head unusual?
No, nothing.
But the bloke decided me.
Yeah, it was actually Australia Sri Lanka.
Yeah, the NCG.
Right.
Just stay inside that.
He's in 13 to 16.
Oh, full chook, bit my best mate in the head.
And wasn't a bloke.
It was 16 years old.
And he wasn't as far as a stock.
I suppose you'd say.
Yeah.
But yeah, and you did have a little nibble on it.
But he'd exploded that.
There wasn't no shade on the shoulder.
Oh, shit.
It's like you're in the start of the bachelor's handbag in those days.
So we just had Paul on telling us he saw this.
And it hit Pete's best mate.
And then what's his name, Pete?
Dave Sheehan.
He's an accountant.
I don't do it here.
I'll take you, Dave.
No, we don't.
Oh, you don't?
So Dave, you reckon it was only 16.
He got hit by the chook.
Yeah.
Oh, that's too good.
Well, I'm asking.
Oh, shit.
What about fat, right?
Rabs, what has been thrown at you unusual?
Yeah, is the name of the topic.
Yes, Bill hasn't got it right once.
He set it up at six times.
And not once.
As he got the sentence wrong.
What have you had thrown at you?
Yes.
Unusual.
Unusual.
That's all I've been thrown at you.
Well, is there a hard one, Bill?
Some boy got hit in the head by throwing chalk.
So where are we going?
Because there's some bloody good ones here.
It's hard to beat that chook one, Jim.
But then Mick too, with the frozen balls.
I'll go with Mick.
Because he's had a blue little spat with the dial.
He's picked up the frozen peas from the head.
You've got a double pass to go and see the Phoenix versus the 36's second
player final.
This Saturday night at John Cana-Rena, mate.
Go, Benning.
Cool.
Yeah, Mick.
Yeah, right.
All right.
And Paul and Pete, we couldn't separate,
because they basically told the same story.
But it's a good rip on the way.
Bloody good story.
All right, well, not bad, fat.
That was good.
It worked.
Not bad topics.
We got an idea.
You didn't know what you actually were saying,
but it's still good topics.
No, I'd provide it the story.
I can't do everything.
No, I'd provide it the story.
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No more for Guy, he's gone.
Fat, premiership player, we know that, we're calling wood.
But also a five-time leading goalkeeper
for that famous club.
He's now at the demons.
Yes, checkers, welcome.
Thanks for having me.
In the studio.
How does that feel, mate?
Uh, what, how...
No, you know you're holding a different club.
You're pulling on a different jumper
after all that time at calling wood.
Yeah, eight years at the pies.
Definitely a bit different.
You get into a new club.
Everyone does make you feel really welcome,
but you're trying to figure out
blocks and nicknames,
trying to get into little inside jokes.
So, um, yeah, it's a bit hard
after knowing one club for the eight years.
But, um, yeah,
you basically get straight into training
and get to know everyone.
And it's, uh,
it's all go from there.
And, um, yeah, it's been a quick pre-season
and we're into games now.
Buddy, I hope for...
And a new club, really.
New coach, of course.
New CEO.
Lost a couple of superstars there at the days.
Can you feel any of that?
Or does it just feel like another footy club?
Uh, there's definitely a lot of change.
Uh,
pretty much every week, uh,
they'll mention what was,
what was done under goody and, um,
what's different now.
So, um, yeah, there's a good feeling
with a lot of the older players.
There, uh,
definitely helps for the,
the boys that were brought in.
Um,
the transition there has been,
has been pretty easy.
And, yeah, to have Kingy as coaches,
as a new coach as well, uh,
he's, he's keeping things, uh,
nice and fresh early.
And, um,
yeah, not to say if we happen to lose early on
that we won't lose that, um,
that fun that we've had all pre-season.
So, um, yeah,
we're just, uh,
getting ready for that first game
and we're, we're going to see what happens.
At least Sunday.
There is such a different club that,
when you, when you think about it,
I mean, so I'm a good one, obviously,
but you talk about track.
Oh, Larry.
froffies,
mine, if you gusts,
not there,
even like Judd McVee
and people like that are,
are now out of,
so from that premiership side to today,
uh, Brody Marchick,
it is a very, very different place.
Yeah, it is.
And they've been saying that they
need the, the youngsters to step up now
and, and I've, uh,
they've got that spot for the taking.
So there's, there's, um,
plenty of competition there for,
for the next guy to step up.
Um, yeah,
been an older player.
I'm sort of there to,
to help out a,
a few of the younger blocs in the four line.
And, um,
yeah, we've got a few in each line now,
which, which is good.
And, um,
yeah, it's a very young group, um,
but they're going to create some excitement,
which is, which is good to hear.
How's your body?
Because I reckon,
I watched you a few times last year.
You always seem to have a little niggle.
There's something always a bit sore.
Is that true?
Yeah, still is now.
Oh, I'm right.
Oh, yeah.
I've got a toe.
Yeah, the toe at the end of the year was a,
it was a bit annoying.
That still caused me problems now.
I, I dislocated my middle toe and,
at tour,
a muscle on an E.
So basically,
me running now,
I've changed my style and,
I put stress on,
on the,
the middle toe and, um,
I've had a bit of bone stress over the pre-season.
So,
I've timed it well to where I, uh,
I should be right for, for round one.
And, um,
yeah, but I, I do say if I don't have a niggle,
then, um,
something's wrong.
So, uh, yeah, it keeps me going and gets me up for games.
And you would, mate,
you, well, just on that before we move off at fat,
you've always been so bloody courageous.
Yeah, that's, that's exactly right.
I mean, your attack on the footy has always been so nuts
that I'm not surprised your bodies.
Did you ever look back at vision?
I think, what was I thinking?
Ah, I definitely do.
Um, well, I'm fortunate I've been knocked out
before by doing something stupid, uh, in 2020.
So, I don't do that anymore.
But, um, it, it just gets me into the game.
I know I'll probably regret it one day
and wonder why I did all that stuff.
But, um, yeah, it keeps me involved.
And as a, as a fall, it gets hard
when you're not getting touched,
the next thing you do is, uh,
crash a pack and create a contest.
So, uh, I never thought that.
No, Bill, you never went down that path.
I never thought about that.
No, uh, uh, uh, uh, checkers.
No.
But you work and cast a couple of weeks ago
and you've just been cleared
so you can play this Sunday against, uh, the Saints.
That's a big one at the Jeep.
But, uh, what do you do now for the testing?
How do they go about the concussion testing?
Yes. So, it was our first practice game against North
and I literally the first ball win,
copped a hit in the back of the head.
Janet, and normally, most of the time,
hop up, keep going,
but felt a bit different this one.
Still managed to get on the end of a few,
uh, which was nice.
Uh, but only last 10 minutes.
Um, but felt pretty bad for a few days
and then you got a ease back into training.
What do you mean?
Sorry, felt pretty bad.
Just, uh, yeah, headaches,
a bit lethargic.
Um, and yeah, it takes a while
when your heart rate gets up,
you feel a bit lightheaded.
So, um, yeah, the testing,
it's the first time I've gone through it.
It is a bit annoying for players,
but, uh, it's in the doctor's best interest to get it done.
And, um, yeah, the last piece of the puzzle
is, uh, doing an online Cognagram test.
It's called and you have flippin, uh,
playing cards over and trying to remember
what you've seen and, um, yeah,
it's a bit interesting.
I've failed at a couple of times,
but, uh, I'm all good now.
That's how bad North are going defensively.
A knocked out bloke still finds that he was going all right.
Now, we are going to a break
because next we're going to find out about the cafes,
about the trip out to Casey.
Yes.
About about the engagement and what's going on there.
So, lots more with Brody Meyercheck after this.
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No, I love it.
Now, uh, checkers,
whenever we see a Melbourne player retire
and they've been about 10 in the last
couple of years,
the sentence that they say every time they retire
is the one thing I'm not going to miss
is traveling out to Casey.
Now, how are you going with that as a brand new demon?
Uh, I obviously heard about it before.
I was possibly going there and people
thought it was a turn off, but, um,
I don't mind sitting in the car.
It's, uh, I'm waiting for winter to come around
and really, really see what the days like down there.
But I live on the west of the city,
so, um, if I don't take tolls,
it's, uh, it's a long trip.
Nearly an hour, 20s.
It's a long trip in the car.
How are 20?
Um, some are backstaffly feeling it,
but I leave early, um,
get there, uh, and, yeah,
warm up the back.
Got the heated seats in your car?
Yeah, I sure do.
You know, I've graduated the car,
so it's definitely come for your ride.
Nice coffee shop out there somewhere.
Yeah, we're plush.
Ah, I haven't, I haven't tested anything out there.
I don't know how to deal with Casey.
A nice coffee shop somewhere.
Yes.
Uh, not like your cafes,
they're going well.
Tell us about your cafe,
something outside of footy.
Yeah, outside of footy.
Had whiplash in Hawthorne for three years now.
And, yeah, um,
we recently just opened the new on aftermath
on gravel street in France.
So, wow, um, nice.
Yeah, this one's a bit different.
Uh, it's a bit different.
Hang on, Brody, I'll tell you here.
We've got it here.
What do you got for it?
30% Mexican.
Well, 30% American Diner.
And 30% English Greasy Spoon.
So that's 90.
What's the other thing?
I don't know.
I think, uh,
there is some alcohol there.
So maybe that's 10% to 10%.
So what is it?
A bit of everything.
Bit of everything.
Bit of our, uh, Diner influence.
Um,
yes.
So it's not my doing the menu,
but we got a good chef in there at the moment
and, uh, Jordy, the main guy has come up with the menu.
So I've gone in there, um,
and I can say it's very nice food.
Whereas, uh,
gravel street in Perans.
So just, uh,
just off Chapel Street around the corner from a few nightclubs.
Yes.
So I might have a place to stay for everyone out there.
But, um,
yeah, it's the foods,
foods up there and we're,
we're fully open now.
We're trying to get the,
the word out there because we,
yeah, we want to pump in because we know how good it is.
That's after that.
Yeah, after that.
And, uh,
whiplash cafe in Hawthorne,
I think your man Nathan Murphy is involved too,
that J.B.
Oh, very nice.
Murph, different cat.
Now, tell me this, uh,
Jack, is you got a different style of supporter now?
Have you noticed that?
So you've got your Collingwood supporter?
And then you've got your Melbourne supporter.
What do you say, Jack?
How are you going with that?
Uh, yeah, good so far.
Um,
we did a little membership drive video,
and I think I've just annoyed a few,
few pie supporters there.
But, uh,
Puffer Jackets and the Raindrovers,
yeah, um,
but, yeah, hopefully I'll see him this Sunday.
Um, we'll get a pack stadium and, um,
yeah, hopefully they're, they're just as loud as the Pies fan
this, this coming Sunday.
He did a little membership campaign video.
Yeah, I heard about this, yes.
And some of the demon supporters were in this room,
where checkers, they went up to him,
like Hamish Blake and Clint Stann away, uh,
Titus or Titus or Raleigh.
Nathan Jones, Max Gorn,
and Brody walked up to him and said,
ah, better looking fans than I'm used to.
Oh, yeah.
Did you cop a bit there from the Collingwood faithful?
Oh, I saw a few, uh,
these fans absolutely loved that,
which was nice.
Um, but, yeah, it was in the script, so, uh,
yeah, um,
I'm on my until Kings Birddale.
Oh, no, I'll know how it was received on that day.
Who will be shined to your hardest on Kings Birddale?
Oh, of all your former teammates,
who's going to come after you the hardest?
Crispy.
Hopefully not crispy.
He doesn't see many contests.
Oh, yeah, obviously, uh,
Braden, I know it's one,
like the boss down back,
but hopefully they're all nice to me.
Um, big Billy Frempe.
I haven't done anything too bad to him,
but, um,
it's always a bit of white line fever for us all,
so we'll see what happens, especially you.
Yep.
Um, now tell me, you excited to have a Tasmanian team
in the competition in a couple of years.
Yeah, very excited.
Um, yeah, every time you go to Tazzy and talk about it,
everyone's up and about there.
Got a good mate, Robbie Fox, who's capped in the VFL,
uh, for the next two years.
So, um, he's loving it down there.
You said there's a lot of promise, a lot of, uh,
talk about the town about it.
So, um, yeah, it's going to be,
it's going to be a good thing once a stadium gets up
and running as well.
It's, it's going to bring in a lot of,
a lot of footy supporters down there, um,
and every other sporting thing will jump aboard as well,
uh, music.
So it can only be a good thing.
And, um, yeah, I think everyone's very excited.
Now, Poppy, what goes on there?
Engaged?
Is it in the off season?
How does that?
Polly.
Polly.
I've got Polly on there.
Polly, you idiot.
Polly, double L.
Yeah.
How's Polly going?
How's the engagement and what's going on?
Well, um, yeah, engagements went well, um,
was in a Fiji, which was very nice.
How'd that go?
How'd you go about that?
Yeah.
Uh, it was quick to get the ring,
maybe a three week process, um,
had our little Arthur and one arm and got down on one knee
on, on a beach in Fiji.
So it was pretty romantic.
Um, couldn't get back up nice.
But, uh, yeah, no, uh, no wedding talks just yet.
We were just in tazzy on the weekend for a wedding,
and it gets you excited.
But, um, yeah, not, not sure when the wedding will be.
Polly, be happy for you to go down to tazzy
and get married or do she want something to do?
Could be an option, um, not sure yet.
We, we sort of want to keep it a bit low, K,
but, uh, we only hopefully get married once and, um,
Oh, no, oh, oh, I strongly recommend it only once.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Well, so, uh, we, we might go all out if it's any of the one time.
All right, two or three.
Been trusting the numbers because you'll have a lot of
Collingwood friends there, I assume, and then, of course, Melbourne
for all that to be very interesting.
The numbers there, uh, what else I got here for you?
Do you stay in touch with any of your good old mates?
What about, you know, well, you're Collingwood mates, yes?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Uh, you're in a WhatsApp group and all that?
Now, I got booted from the WhatsApp group.
Oh, that's fair.
They all do.
Um, obviously crispy, trying to keep up, uh, in touch with them.
Yeah.
Uh, we'll just go to the opening of something, checkers.
Yeah.
If you want to catch up with crispy, just go to the opening of something.
Because there's the opening area.
Every single thing you know, very true.
Um, yeah, but we share the same car parks.
So I'll see a few of the boys, uh, that today, um, but yeah, it's pretty hard.
You sort of get to a new club and yeah, trying to make new friends there
that, uh, you sort of forget about the old team.
Um, there you do.
Now, do you ever go back to the, uh, Barra Port Melbourne?
Because you played a bit of footy there.
Yeah.
Uh, try to last year went to their first game at home.
Um, did a little, uh, event there, a little chat.
Um, no, it's changed a lot since I was there.
Um, a lot of new coaches, a lot of new faces.
Um, I think everyone I played with in that premiership years has gone.
So, um, yeah, it gets a bit hard.
But, um, yeah, they're trying to do good things down there.
Um, Mac, uh, Brennan McCartney, who was at the pies for a bit,
doing a bit of coaching.
He's there.
Very good man.
James Hurts there.
James Hurts.
So they're, they're doing all the right things.
Um, and I'm sure they'll go well this year.
Well, you will too, mate.
Good luck with it.
All you're playing at a new club.
The demons, very famous club, of course.
And we hope it all goes well for you, starting on the weekend against the Saints.
Thank you.
Thanks for having me.
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Well, and believe it or not, Jim.
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Nick Revolt kicking the footy for a million dollars.
It's been promoted on the breakfast show,
not on our show, the breakfast show for a month.
It's a big deal.
And guess, Jim, who is kicking the footy with Rui
and handballing the footy out on the green stuff before the kick?
Well, the reason I know this is because we were doing our hosting on seven.
Right.
And a couple of the production stuff.
Yes.
No, Raps Welkazee does moon lights a bit down there.
Yes, said, look at your mate.
Turn to your right and look at your mate.
And I did.
And all I could see was the round head of Raps
out in the middle of the MCG.
On the grass.
Sennowing on the grass.
Handballing.
No, no, no.
And not even your promotion.
It's a breakfast promotion.
Raps.
I said, do you need a hand?
Because there was a two-star fight.
I don't care what you're saying.
And Rui was nervous and he said,
can I have a warm-up kick?
Oh, I said, of course, mate.
Yeah, Aaron Williams kicking the ball.
I didn't kick it.
No, I marked it and hand up.
I didn't probably shouldn't have asked for the second or third kick for me.
But that's all right.
Out on the grass.
So fair to get ready.
Yes.
Hit it.
Rui's got the share in his net.
He's ready to go.
Oh, he's going to kick Raps.
Oh, I thought you were going to kick him.
I want to run, Raps.
Oh, he's going to kick him.
Raps, he's going to kick him.
Raps, he's going to kick him.
Oh, that's more than me.
Me, me, me.
Me, me, me, me.
So, no, Raps, no.
Then, I can't believe this one, Jim.
Oh, Raps, he's filthyed up.
No, no, no.
Oh, look, he's trying to do that.
Oh, he's got the arms crossed.
He's got the arms crossed.
Ever looking, Raps.
I can't believe this next one, Jim.
Yeah, he's gone.
Maddie in the booth.
No.
He never gets out of that bloody booth.
No.
Unless the Grand Prix is on,
and he, to be fair, he loves the F1s, right?
But he came running up to me today.
I got in.
I had to do some work early.
It comes running up to me.
He goes, fat, fat, fat.
I made the news on TV.
No.
Over the weekend, I said, really, Maddie, show me.
You know what he showed me?
When Oscar crashes out before the race even started
into the fence, he shows me this photo
of a bloke standing up in the grandstand.
You can't even see it's Maddie,
but that, apparently, is Maddie standing up in the grandstand
with his arms up in the air.
It was a blurry, grainy old photo.
It could have been a big foot of the Yeti.
Fanny, you couldn't tell who it was.
Yes.
And that's our man, Maddie.
Get in the head of himself.
He made me.
He made me.
It doesn't actually appear ever out of the booth.
Exactly.
And then he reckons he's made the news.
No, you haven't.
So there's another one.
There's two.
Number three.
Yes, go on.
Our producer, Jim.
No.
Yes, him.
Will.
Will.
So I'm watching Sunrise Sunday morning.
Yep.
And this came on.
Have a listen to this.
So they're talking rugby league with Christian Welch,
who was a captain of storm, state of origin, superstar,
and they're talking football with Will Rolson.
No.
Will, we saw the Giants made a big statement in that opener
and a very famous face turning out.
And I reckon maybe he could be an unpaying next season.
Yeah, Forest Ump was the headline.
Oh, yeah.
Will Rolson, that's amazing.
Forest Ump, oh my god.
He's on Sunrise, then he was also on the today show,
doing the same thing.
And guess on the ticker box, that little thing underneath,
it said Will Rolston, triple-end producer,
and F1 expert.
No.
He wouldn't know which way the cars go.
Exactly.
No idea.
I mean, that's exactly right.
So that's number three.
Will Rolson.
Will Rolston.
Yep.
And, oh, Jim, this is the one more.
This is the most got any more.
Most worrying one.
Elgul Herby.
No.
So she's made to a G-Flip.
We know that.
She tells us every day.
I mean, G-Flip, G-Flip,
that, that, that, that, that, that.
Anyway, G-Flip is playing at Margaret Court Arena,
last day night.
Sold out show, 10,000 people there.
And guess who, Jim?
And guess who, G-Flip has as a guest appearance during the show.
Wouldn't have been herb.
Well, you'd think Kylie or Tina or Asuna,
or Mariah Carey or Anya.
Yep.
Yep.
Guess who's, she gets up there.
Who?
Elgul Herby.
No way.
Stripe.
Well, whatever bloody name is.
Stripe.
And she starts dancing on the stage.
Honestly, Jim, I thought it was Ray Gunn.
I thought it was Ray.
I thought we got back to the bloody Olympics.
Right.
She's there throwing money around the stage.
And dancing and doing cartwheels like Ray Gunn.
Oh, Fedicum.
And it raps hit it.
Herby, I don't stand it.
Are we going to fulfill that promise, Herby?
Come on.
I think she's ready to dance.
I think she's ready to dance.
Oh, no.
Here she is, Dan.
Oh, me, me, me, me.
Me, me, me, me, me.
Oh, Jim.
So what's going on with our crew?
So all I can say is a memo.
Yep.
And I've seized seed in Rapsy,
a Maddie, Will, Herby, and J.
Yes.
Yes.
And our new boss, John.
Yep.
And all I've said is Jim.
We've got to have a meeting because it's not about you guys.
This show, The Rush Out, is about Jim and me,
and more importantly, about me, me, me, me.
Oh, no.
Can you believe it, Jim?
So evidence of all these happy with themselves
is up on socials now.
Bees is the only one that's been good.
He's just, he knows he's lying.
He's stayed in his lane.
He's staying in his lane, Bees.
He willed under you.
The others.
Well, I've just got a text from a bloke saying,
would have been hard for Tina Turner to be up on stage.
He hasn't been with us for three years.
All right, then she wouldn't make it.
I'll just cross there.
Do you want to watch Billy's joke?
Didn't need the prop.
That's an official prop to a horrifically bad joke.
Just follow Triple M, Rush Out on Instagram,
and you can see Billy's joke every day.
Tomorrow.
What?
Jesse Edwards?
Yeah.
Rebs?
Yeah.
No, no, no, no, we did it in last week.
I think we've got, we've got,
we've got, it's clear he's in first regular shot.
Joe and Chaconte, I've got it down here.
No, that's not, that's not, that's not going on, Jim.
Jim, what sort of information are you giving me?
Yeah, that's not me.
I told you that some of our people behind the seniors
are getting ahead of themselves.
Yes.
And this is exhibit A.
Right.
I'm even worried about the running sheet.
Too worried about dancing.
Would you slip?
I'm not going to go.
I'm not going to shut up.
Will, you big F1 expert.
We've apparently got Mitch Cleary.
Just, Mick Maloy.
Mick Maloy?
Good.
And Jack Gunston, I went one-on-one.
I will go one-on-one with Jack Gunston.
But Jim, we've got to have a chat after this.
I'm going to read about our stuff.
Right.
I love them, but f***ing me.
Oh!
All right, Tuesday, run, N1.
Let's get the joke done, fat.
In the day with the laugh.
I'm a heavy cook.
This is Billy's joke.
Thanks to Penrod.
The whole show is thanks to Penrod.
A hundred years.
Still driven.
Family, let's craft.
Yes.
Exactly.
We love Penrod.
We're all right.
We don't do it.
We don't do it.
I'm going to fill up my petrol with the motor.
We'll still go.
A husband sends a text to his wife.
Honey, I just got hit by a car outside the office.
Tina has brought me to the hospital.
And they're doing tests on me.
And X-rays.
The blow to my head is very, very strong.
I've got a big lump.
Maybe serious.
Also, I have three broken ribs.
Oh, that just hurts to talk to you, darling.
A broken arm, a compound fracture of my left leg.
And they may have to amputate.
My right foot.
Right.
The wife said, who the hell is Tina?
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
No.
Yes, yes, yes.
Rabbits.
That's not bad.
That's just a rambling story.
That was good.
The acting was successful.
There was some decent acting.
I will give you that.
Are you saying?
Not a great joke.
But I like the voice you use for the broken ribs.
You put some craft in there.
Are you saying that I'm going to rock with a joke?
No.
Not saying I'm going to rock.
LAUGHTER
Yeah, I'm going to be so proud of you.
Look at him.
He's driving himself out.
Oh, no.
You are the king of the Divan.
Get ready to my song.
Woo-hoo!
100 years, they've driven innovation in lubricants
for cause, box, trucks, and industry.
Penrod oil.
100 years, still driven.
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