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This morning we talked about our first kiss experience and the horror stories with them! We played a round of Throw it in Reverse - Spring edition, gave away Winstock tickets with Kelly Blows, learned Pizza is healthier than Cereal and the vendetta against plastic plants!
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do you remember your first kiss we talked about that this morning got some great stories on
their fantastic also we played around a throw in reverse which i can never describe you just
got to listen and enjoy it got to hear it i would play kelly blows yep and that's when that's
when the whole train started to come off the tracks and i didn't mean to do that i'm embarrassed by
it now well it's not even that just the end of the you just kept saying random stuff throughout the day
ah god dang it hey you just little pizza in your life yes all right you know what just here you go
show to yeah Kate to the E double L Y that's my friend Brian on ride let's do this thing this morning
come on ride Brian on ride okay i just came to me here we go we're gonna do a little thing called
radio this morning i hope that you're uh up feeling good this morning it is when's they march
forth if you can believe that the year of our Lord 2026 we're gaining now i think three minutes
of daylight a day per day yeah that's something like that are maybe two minutes a day and then this
weekend we set the clocks ahead so we're like now it won't be getting dark till seven o'clock at
night i'm still the only I feel like i'm one of the only people that is not excited about well
because you are so lazy but now because now you're gonna be like oh man it's light out till seven
now i can't go to bed at 4 30 in the afternoon no that's not why it's just i'm not excited i'm excited
about daylight savings because i like you know spring summer yeah i'm whether it's gonna be here
yeah that's exciting well i hate is that they do it on a Sunday no they do it Saturday into Sunday
i know but it doesn't really count because you lose the extra hour of sleep the next day you lose
one hour of sleep dude hey man that's one extra hour no you don't you don't just go an hour no
hold up play no here here's an idea for you you still can't convince me go to bed one hour earlier
why would i do that so you don't miss out on an hour of sleep i don't want to know i'm not
going to bed at 8 30 you're out of your mind that's okay then then lose an hour of sleep i'm losing
it i have a heart attack then i will just so you can take a stand i will i'm gonna assert my dominance
for once in my life finally this is what you're supposed to do kelly whoa geez i'm trying to stand
on business over here well you better put your fingers in the cake because it ain't working i'll
tell you this people complain about who i lost to hour of sleep you mean to tell me in your life
you never lose an hour of sleep just because i know you you'd stay up not you but you the royal you
would stay up drinking an extra hour and not care but all i lose an hour of sleep the day like
saving time over it but it's an hour by getting 60 minutes here's the thing okay those people get up
at a normal time to go to work and it's true they don't get up at the safe time we do i've been up
for three hours already that's insane to me it is wild right it doesn't feel weird like it used to
though when you first start doing mornings you're like this is unnatural right and you know it's
gonna happen too is monday monday is gonna come rolling around you and i struggle with monday's
don't say anything because we'll both be like oh i forgot to set my alarm
just we'll talk off here okay yeah we'll have a side we should have a side but here's the thing
this is what i'm saying like mondays you and i struggle with a little bit already most people
struggle with mondays yeah and now you lose that extra hour of sleep i'm i'm a little bit at six
o'clock on sunday evening yeah right i'm gonna get a text from you at like nine o'clock going
like all this sucks why did we take tomorrow off why did we take yeah we should have taken a
bar off got jagged i know i'm taking a week off for spring break they'll coming up and i think
we're going to go to chicago actually lucky yeah so i'm put my family's never been to chicago so
have you if depending on the weather you should 100% do the architecture tour if i can't i don't know
if i'll be able to why not it's on the river right don't they take you on a riverboat yeah so i
don't know on a riverboat big paddle on the back yeah jambling come a bone that love game river
about come on anybody double down here that's what it's a boat on the river right yeah it might be
a little chilly yeah that's what i said depending on depending on the weather you should go take
because that honestly that was my favorite part about uh chicago when i went i guarantee i will not
like going with my family as much as i enjoyed going by myself really because i love my family
and i love hanging out with my family but okay it's going to be museum museum this that the other
it's it's just not going to be what i like to do you know what museums are all in i imagine there's
a good one i don't know there's probably a good one out there are you going to go to the big tower
the tall one the sears tower which is now called something else i'd like to do that actually i
that one i would actually like to do you know what's terrifying have you have you never done it
right doesn't do the thing where it leans out yeah but that's not the terrifying part okay so have
you i've never done that before no you go in the elevator to get there and it's not a normal
elevator elevator ride they have to go at a certain speed in order to make it to get there to
so you're going like 50 miles an hour in an elevator oh jeez and they don't put like three people
in there so you're in an elevator with 12 13 maybe 15 people going 50 miles an hour and then
there's the free fall going down from the dude i that's more terrifying than looking out the window
and see the fall feeling your stomach is like i the when i got up there uh i got up to the top
willest towers what it's called but okay but i got all the way to the top i was contemplating
taking the stairs down i was like dude i do i'll give you a hundred dollars yeah i was like
others no way i'm going to want to do this it but highly recommended we went at night oh i bet
that's all so you could see everything you get all the lights it was cool yeah i'm definitely
excited for that but i got a question for you Brian and for everybody listening right now if you
have a home and i'm not you could be an apartment that you're renting could be a room that you're
renting whatever it is home that you own cabin where do you stand on decorating with plastic plants
i'm all in on it you are all in all in it okay well you can't you don't have the water
you think i die right but there's something on their structure this is a conversation my wife
and i had yesterday because i was putting my shoes on to go pick up the kids from school and i was
like did you get another freaking out plastic plant for our entryway i said hey can we put a moratorium
i'm bringing more plastic plants in this it feels cheap to me like it feels like it feels like
something like a grandma would have because back in the forties it was okay to do and now it's like
we have access to real plants what kind of plants are she buying though i don't know they don't
resemble anything real that grows in nature and they look fake and she doesn't buy enough of them
so it looks scraggly i'm just like Brianna come on she buying like vines and just like hanging
in a wrong man it's like this one that i keep tripping over because it's it doesn't sit in the
face right so i'm always knocking it over and i'm like what what is this even show me in nature
what this actually is and why don't we have enough to make it look real we just have this
scraggly plastic plant so you know i i put a moratorium on buying plastic plants for the house i
had to put i don't put my foot down about a lot yeah but plastic plants i'm out on i can't stand
them you should start slowly taking them out of the house and bringing them and sell like giving
them to goodwill or bring them to the studio we could start sprucing up the studio absolutely
this studio would look good with some plastic plants and it would be very fitting we would need it
it would class up the joint a little bit look at Emily texting and i think plastic plants are dumb
you can totally tell their face that's the other thing and i'm not trying to dog my wife here
my wife has killed every single green plant she's brought into the house she's killed everything
she doesn't have a green thumb so i get it that she wants green but can't grow the real thing
but i think we just got to take a loss on this i i can't stand plastic plant now christy says plastic
plants stink they're too fake yes try real ones plus they're good for your health i was reading
somewhere that it doesn't clean the oxygen or whatever in your house or something like that
yeah you're right they do call me down suppose no they do because they're a living breathing thing
and they're in your house uh let's see Ian from furthest falls saying a few there for some extra
decorum isn't bad yeah right like maybe a little accent piece in the corner that you're not really
paying attention to or something yeah but if your house is starting look like a plastic greenhouse
it might be time to reevaluate your needs Ian from furthest falls i could not agree with you more
i'm just like i can't stand it i i hate him i absolutely they give me anxiety when i see them
because like that's fake why are we we're who are we trying to fool that this is a real plant
i feel like if you're a busy individual like you're always on the move plastics the way to go
i but it's just so tacky i'm sorry it's tacky i think it also depends on where you buy it if
she's on it like you know the dollar general it's gonna look like a dollar general plant okay look
i have a plastic wreath but inside the house is trashy and i hate i'm now i feel like i'm calling
my wife trashy a wreath i get because that's just sitting on your door i totally understand that
outside fake flowers equal classy inside flake fake plants equals trashy that's a text we got
Jesse from Jesse but that's an interesting outside fake flowers under her of such a thing
do you do that when they get bleached by the sun when they melt because the heat sometimes
well how hot is it at your house oh hot have you not felt the summers here plastic takes like
300 degrees to melt does it yeah there's no okay Jeff texting and good morning boys i would
agree plastic plants just don't give the same effect that's how i feel either grow real or just
don't have anything spare i mean maybe i'm maybe i'm being bougie i think i think i'm being
gauche but why don't you get a bunch of real plants and then you go deal with the watering and the
replanting and the i would but i i don't want to like i'm just i'd rather just i'd rather just go
no plans so that if you don't care do you care that much yes that looks trashy so you'd rather
have no so trashy i'm sorry it does a couple like like like e in text and a couple is okay but when
you have too many it looks trashy christy says get a snake plant you can't kill him even if you try
i'm okay i don't even know what that is but i'm gonna go i'm a google machine that back on my head
to lows and look for one that snake plants but here i got these you want some clit some tips
on how to have a happier home because plants have something to do with it okay i was looking
this up this morning because i was trying to tell my wife plastic plants make you feel uncomfortable
in your own home or you feel uncomfortable make me feel uncomfortable like let's not characterize
them all you want to have your house declutter and organize sure we have way too much clutter in our
house to it i'm trying to get rid of it well it doesn't help that you probably are the only one that
why i know i know my wife is always like we need a bigger house i'm like no we need less stuff yeah
no i get saved good save Kelly good say Kelly Jordan like we get my daughter's drum set i'm about to
take in and sell it or whatever take it to the pawn shop whatever and my wife's like why i'm like
because she doesn't play it i would love to learn to play it i don't have time so like let's just
get rid of let's start small and let's rip that bandaid off and get rid of some things i wonder if
it's the Hispanic nature of being a hoarder because my mom is your mom is a hoarder not because my
wife's aunt tia beaky well i love to death yeah it's not it's not cluttered at her house is
immaculately clean no clutter whatsoever yeah but there's always a one she is Mexican as they come
there's always a stray you know a stray dog love she's married to a guy who walked here from
Honduras she's about as Hispanic as they come can you do that i don't know i don't know he walked
here summer honestly he hit on he well i'm not gonna say because people get mad at me for it uh you
want other way the story of how we got to America is pretty amazing though okay you want other
ways to make your house happier let natural light in yeah i'm a big natural light guy so my recently
it's weird we have these neighbors who always have their shades drawn and i'm like don't you want
some like sunlight in the house my parents really oh my my dad but they become they become hermits
all of a sudden that's weird like i'll go to the i'll go to their house and you know i'll be out
with some friends and i'll come back home it'll be five o'clock in the evening everything is off all
the lights are there's cities are drawn everything and i'm like what do you guys do i used to sit in
the dark dog we like the dark oh man you guys get are they depressed dude you might want to find
them they're depressed i mean if they are i don't get out of the house do's up don't turn
about don't shut the blinds i'm saying they're just going deeper and deeper into it no i don't
be worried about your parents no i think they're just finding weird ways to save energy i don't like
my dad also yeah that nickel that that light bulb cost you every year that's gonna my dad's also
the guy that won't turn the AC on unless there's triple digits oh i hate that he'll be like the
windows are fine i'm like dude it's 98 humidity outside get out of here with that i don't know if
you know this but i went to school for heating and air conditioning did you i i don't
know if we've ever talked about it before but i installed central air in my parents house in
north miniapolis that thing got used maybe six times it's entire life that's so great i'm
just like you have it now use it please but it's because they're afraid of how much money it's
going to cost yes and i don't even know i i don't know can you make as much money as you and i
it doesn't matter you just keep racking it up you keep that thing tapped at 55 i open the windows
and turn the AC on yeah why would fresh air here's another one you want to happier home add
indoor real plants because greenery and not only beautifies your home but it also improves the
air quality reduces stress just choose low maintenance indoor plants like succulents or snake plants
snake plants what's a succulent i don't succulent doesn't need water i think it's like a cactus
or something is a succulent yeah those are ugly they are ugly play music if you want to happy
your home everybody knows that dude i have been we got those speakers from work those expensive
speakers they bought us so we got new speakers they're big jbl ones like they're they're bottom
for us for when we go out and do events we can like set up our own thing and it comes with like a
microphone and whatnot this thing is it's a monster it's like a party box i think is what it's called
those things are expensive very i have that sitting in my living room right now i have been playing
music non stop yeah dude it is i could i was grilling yesterday for my dinner and i had it playing
in the living room it sounded like the speaker was sitting next to me i had it that like just
ridiculous i'm totally bringing that thing home for bonfire season i'm trying to figure out how
to bring mine's gonna smell like fire uh your name's on it's yours all right if your name's
out you can do what you want i've thought about trying to hook it up to my tv do it i don't know how
i'll do it all right dude i'm an audio video genius are you yes first step usually you have to come
right that what do you live again exactly i've invited you over numerous times you want to
have your home cook and share meals i will say this when when our house smells like a good meal
it does feel happier in there it's fun oh yeah or if it smells like a family get together i mean i
love that smell i love cooking uh and then keep the house clean you want to have your house just
go ahead and keep it clean mm-hmm i'm a hundred percent there's some neuroscience stuff behind that
too but we don't have time to get into it oh we don't that if your house is cluttered guess we have time
your whole life is more stressful because your brain even though you're not consciously thinking
about it subconsciously knows that your house is cluttered and gross yeah it stresses you out
throughout the day without you even realizing it sure i can i can get behind that pretty interesting
pretty interesting stuff that sounds like it it's a lot of fun uh julie texting in funny story when
i still worked in the office in covid hit we sent our employees home and twice a week i would go
into the off 20 offices watering everyone's plants wow for the first two weeks i didn't realize
that the one office i was watering was fake those ones i mean seeing now those are good fake plants
that's what i'm trying to look for if if my wife had those i wouldn't care so much you get those
ones at the hobby lobby or those were the cheap ones are at i think she got them at Costco dude
i have a membership there i guess i'm not going to be buying buying the real the good ones are the
fake the bad ones she buys the bad ones that's why i have a problem so so don't go to Costco to get
the bad ones yeah at least the same my hubby has a fit has 55 years success growing a christmas
cactus we decorated for christmas we have 30 real plants our houses amazing i bet i bet the
air is so clean in there and fresh probably smells like a forest in there yeah smells like a forest
ignition temperature plastics 350 degrees it takes to melt plastic Brian yeah but when the sun hits
it's just right you know it melts it melts it a little bit fast all right let's go ahead and do
some history real quick it was on this day all the way back as soon as i find it i'm going to
tell you yeah i bet you are it was all the way back Brian the hell did this go my history oh
there it is yeah it was all the way back speaking of Chicago in nineteen hundred and thirty eighteen
eighteen hundred and thirty seven my kind of town chicago is my kind of town chicago it was eighteen
thirty seven the city of chicago was incorporated thank goodness i can't wait i can't wait to go
there i'd love that city so much i kind of want to be a part of the jordan family just so i can go
to show up with you i would i if i had to move somewhere in a chicago would be it if i had to move
hundred percent i even more like i always talk about wanting to go back to texas i would
pick chicago over texas yeah i do i like i said i want to be a jordan so i can come to chicago
come on man maybe maybe i should go that way turns drive it that way you can leave the kids
and the wife at the museum and you and i can go bar hopping okay doesn't this come into
the downside exactly what i've said also speaking of chicago oh this is kind of a sad one though
allow me to play a clip that is my favorite scene from home alone okay well you it's a little
bit longer but i feel like it's worth it please do it was on this day in nineteen ninety four
allow me to introduce myself cuspolinsky
horn polka king of the Midwest
the kinocia kickers
i know yeah no that's okay i thought you might have recognized anyways um i had a few hits a few
years ago uh that's why you know just polka polka polka polka polka polka polka no
in twin lakes polka dama Fuji polka aka kiss me polka polka twist
these are songs yeah yeah we some fairly big hits for us you know in the early sapendation
yeah we sold about six hundred and twenty three copies of that in chicago no shaboykin very big
in shaboykin they loved it you know i just absolutely love that scene from home alone i could watch
it over and over again uh on this day in nineteen ninety four we lost john candy man that was a sad
one he was in the middle of filming wagons east when he passed away and they tried to finish that
movie and it just did not work it was was it a heart attack what was it was he had a heart attack
i mean he lived a hard life he was a heavy drinker obviously he was overweight and that scene
in home alone well and he had another scene in home alone too when they're in the moving truck
he filmed it all in a twenty three hour day and because he was busy with a lot of other projects
but because he loved john he was he's like all right i'll come but i can only come there for one day
so we got to shoot everything in one day they spent twenty three hours filming all of his scenes
he only he only asked for the bare minimum four hundred and fourteen dollars
that's i mean what a great guy he just they just don't make them like that anymore what was i
hearing that he actually was he either either a hated being famous or there was just a lot of
pressure on him which is why he drew like the pressure so he has a great he's like a documentary
that's right don't recently the doctor rating is called i like me yes and um it of course it made
me cry but because it was just so well done and just you got to learn more about this guy who i
idolized as a kid sure and um it that was his big thing it was just like drinking helps me slow
down my brain a little bit otherwise i'm thinking of a hundred different things all the time at the
same time i know how you feel mr candy uh and then hey on this day in two thousand i don't know
how you do what you do i'm so in love with you it just keeps getting there i think we can all agree
it's a pretty good song great song well it's on to stay in two thousand lone stars amazed
hit number one you buy my song forever and there i still love lone star don't they they do a front
porch looking in that's a good one yeah mr mom is mr mom is another great song they got some good
they got some good family jams my uncle used to love lone star they're they're the they're the
stuff man they're the stuff and then uh finally i just got one birthday for you today she's actually
one of my favorite actresses celebrating a birthday today i made up that whole story didn't you
right not even real in the apartment to pull out so for bed you never slept with robber did you
rate was all a liar liar although she played a woman a lot of people don't like in everybody
loves Raymond she played the raised wife and then of course she played uh Frankie hack in uh the
middle which the middle to me is one of the most underrated sitcoms of all time they didn't like her in
a lot of people don't like her in everybody loves Raymond just because she was a little bit abrasive
and if and if it sometimes it rings true for guys like certain certain guys yeah that like wow
she's a naggy wife so you know what though eight it just shows how great of an actress she is
that she played such a great nagging life that people didn't like her in that show the people
believed it but i mean she's just one of my absolute favorites i think just an amazing actress
Patricia heaten is her name if i didn't say that already do you know how old she is
uh let's let's guess 60 oh you're a little bit low my friend she's 68 today she's 68 yeah dude
she's probably the age now that Ray Barone's mom was on the show yeah wow she looks incredible
she just i just think she's an amazing actress that's crazy and she just every time she does an
interview she seems so like not famous like she seems so regular ah she's just great i think yeah
anyway yeah that's the only birthday i got for you today all right it is the golden ring of games
Brian Riley today's question sir today's question is 30% of women say are excuse me 30%
of adults have done this at least once in their lives 30% of adults have done this at least once
in their lives what could it possibly be good morning who's this oh three two oh six five six
nine four five three that's the phone number thank you lock it in who's this this is press
Chris how are you good how are you guys good Brian how you doing man i'm good dang that's good
to hear all right do you have an answer for us Chris yes i have never done it but it's the first
thing that came to my my mind poop their pants you know what's funny Chris i have just the sound
effect for that i thought you were going to say i thought you were going to say that happened to
you recently i'm not saying nothing no no no no sorry sorry no Chris i shared that with you
confidence Brian right Chris unfortunately no that is not the correct answer thank you thank you for
the potty humor we appreciate it oh come on no she deserves to be home all right Brian we need
a hint my friend all right the question again 30% of adults say they've done this at least once
in their lives this happens at night okay and it usually will happen in your home okay and
uh it wasn't the movie stepbrothers oh god that doesn't help me at all all right well hey
maybe it'll help somebody three two oh six five six nine four five three good morning who's this
oh this is Kayla Kayla yeah Kayla we would love to put an end to this mess and have you give us the
correct answer is it sleepwalking sleepwalking sleepwalking one hundred percent the correct answer
30% of people have done that percent of us adults have sleptwalked at least once in their lives
oh that's creepy Kayla are you a part of that i am not but my daughter is and she's sick yeah my
daughter used to do that too i heard it's like i mean i heard it's like terrifying it is
Kayla isn't it the weirdest thing because like they're kind of awake but they're not really awake
and oh man it's so creepy right that's and it's even worse when they do it camping when you're
in a camper oh man and they say it's like stress related like kids do it because they're like it's
like related to stress yeah we have no clue but later today we can she did it where we were in best
was less eleven thirty and i heard a noise but i thought it was the neighbors like
heartying still yeah and then i listened more and it sounded like a baby or a good trying and i
didn't think anything of it and then it kept going and i'm like boy that really sounds like my
daughter and i woke my husband up and he jumped out of bed and we're like she's not in her bed
oh my gosh oh my god she went outside and she was outside standing besides the camper in the front
oh crying please somehow she got out of bed opened the door locked down to step without falling
and without us hearing that is so insanely creepy hold on one second we're going to get all your
information from you because you did win the Golden Ring of games as well oh if you're talking
I got some big news we're talking about it turn it up. Here's what's trending on the Kelley Jordan show only in
2026 with an a list actor. I don't we still consider him an a list actor, right Jim Carrey? Is he hasn't met anything for a while
So does that still what like what how would you redefine him? I
Guess cage is an an a list or anymore. No, I guess if you do a bunch of turd movies back-to-back
Maybe you're not an a list anymore. I did the sonic movie. That was pretty good
Yeah, he was really good in the sonic movies, but only in 2026 when an actor have to address the fact is he a clone or not?
I'm probably just being paranoid here, but
I get the feeling that the entire town is laughing at me behind my back. Me myself and Irene
Completely underrated movie. Anyway, Jim Carrey says I'm 62 years old. I'm not going this is his official statement
I'm 62 years old. I'm not gonna look the same way that I looked
20 years ago he said also I'm not gonna look the way I say the same way I look in movies sometimes the movies
I have to lose weight sometimes the movies I have to gain weight my face is not going to look the same
He also said I've put on a couple of pounds since the last movie. I filmed so maybe that's why people say I look like a clone
He said honestly it hurts a little bit that at 62 years old. I just can't look like myself without being called a clone
Well the problem is you you look like you have plastic surgery, right? Like that's the nobody cares
I mean some people do care, but I don't know why you would but just say like oh, yeah
I had some work done. I was getting a little bit my face was getting kind of saggy
Do you think there's like a rule in Hollywood that you're not supposed to say anything?
Why would that be? Well, I don't know because nobody ever comes on goes. Yo, yeah
Just got my chin done got I got cheek injections. It doesn't dolly pardon coming right out and be like yeah
I've had a lot of plastic surgery. I thought she's with somebody that has never admitted it
Well, I mean come on. I mean she had she had kind of like Reba McIntyre
It's like come on Reba. It's fine. You look great
But that's what I'm saying is like even though they have the obvious work done. Yeah, they still won't go out and be like
Oh, yeah, I had that done like it's it's like they're almost ashamed to admit that they're helping themselves
Maybe when you get your illuminati membership card. Oh, that's one of the rules on the back of it is no admitting that you've had plastic surgery
You think Jim carries a part of the illuminati. Oh god. Yeah, really if not he's tried to expose the illuminati
How do you qualify to be a part of the illuminati you don't contact them they contact you
Yeah, but what like what's the characteristics gotta be you gotta be rich famous
Okay, well, that's two and one more rich and more fame
And then they contact you and they wish they they promise you you're your most outrageous wishes will come true really
Yeah, I kind of want that. Just gotta sell your soul. You want to sell your soul go ahead. Hey, man
Go up. I'm gonna go you go ahead and sell your soul if it'll help this morning show
Dude
I'm gonna keep my soul if that's cool. I'm just doing this for the show. You sell yours. That's right. You're welcome
I got a lot of life left to live. Yeah, dude. Right. So you mean I'll help you out anyway
This is the one time in your life things are starting to shape up your way
You won't have to meet the devil for at least 40 years. No, that's fine
I probably already headed there anyways. Yeah, so I will get something out of it kick start this whole process while we're there
But anyway, so he just says I'm old. Let me get hold
And that's fine. That's that's all he said the fact that we care that much about people's
I don't think that we do
I think we just need something to distract us from the real world or we that bored when it comes to our celebrity gossip
Funny thing is that's what Jim Carrey said
He said I know people need something to distract them from what's really going on in the world
This is part of his statement. He said I know that's why it's become such a hot topic
I mean, I guess it's kind of the truth
Don't worry about the real world world when you talk about Jim Carrey's cheeks
Speaking of kicking things off Cody Johnson kicked off a surprise this week for
He has a brand new song called blame Texas. No countdowns. No teaser. No nothing
And is it out or it's out now. It's out now. We got a little bit of a sneak peek for you check this out
Well
I think I say if you were drawn and find a way to put a fiddle in every song if I take your straight over Elvis
blame Texas
Okay, your face is saying it all right. I love Cody Johnson too. If I was still living in Texas
I would love this living in the Midwest. I'm like, can we please stop with the tech? We got choosing Texas
We got probably in Texas by Blake Shelton that we got just called Texas. Oh, yeah, it's called Texas
We got blame Texas like okay, we get it you guys love Texas
Enough
Yeah, you're abusing it now you think yeah, I kind of like this. It's got a little
I will get sick of it though because we keep talking about do you right? We're choosing Texas. We're blaming Texas
Right, there's a lot of Texas on the radio right now
I live in in Texas and as much as I love the great state of Texas. That's just a lot
Now Cody Johnson did have this to say about releasing the song
He said we had so much fun cut in this one in the studio. I couldn't keep it to myself had to let y'all have it
The best part is when Cody chooses George straight over Elvis in the song because you know George straight from
Hopefully this is a preview to more music to come
Cody has already confirmed a new album on the way and he'll have collabs with the brothers Osborne and Luke Holmes on that album
Which right that would be
It's gonna be and I probably will listen in this song in my own time. Yeah, but will it be a radio hit?
I don't know diamonds in my pocket is still just best number one best Cody John's dumb question about it still number one
Oh, sorry
The way you sounded I thought we were done. No, that's all right cut it. I press that button again. Oh you do it again. Yeah, there we go
Stand clear
It's time to throw it in reverse
This is a tough game to play right here because you need special equipment to do it
And that's why not everyone does it Brian Riley right we pick some words that have to do with spring
You say these words right then we play them backwards
We try and say them as they sound backwards then play that backwards and see if it sounds like it sounded
forward confused yet
It is confusing maybe we should just jump right if we just play it. Yeah, you'll get in reverse and then people seem to like this game
So game uh who wants to go first me or you I can go first. All right. I'll throw it out there. All right
Oh, yeah turn this all right whenever you're ready spring words right these are all words that have to do with spring my favorite part about spring baseball
Okay, so
baseball
All right, let's hear what that would sound like in reverse. Let's take because I have to do this live. I can't do this
Here it is
baseball
backwards
Oh, that's a trouble. I got baseball
Are you ready? No, I'll play well. See it
baseball
See it. Oh, no, no, wait. No, why am I trying to? I don't know. Okay. Are you ready to record? Yeah, here we go
Lobsy
All right, let's see who that was close. That was close. I don't see think you might have nailed it on that one
So here's what it sounds like forwards
See it now. Let's throw it in reverse
me
Wow, that was impressive. That was damn impressive. I was actually shocked. He's small
Wow
Yeah, he's small
baseball
What are you doing today going to a me
me small
It's like somebody drunk at the bar trying to say what'd you do today
May not all
All right, wow dude. I don't even know if I'm gonna be able to live up to man. All right, here's my first word that has to do with spring with throwing reverse
Flowers
I think that one's gonna be pretty easy. Oh much easier than baseball. Here it is in four words
Flowers
Throw it in reverse
Zero wow. Oh
I think I think I can do it though. Hold on. Let me hear it again
Zero wow. Oh dude. I got this one. No way you do
Sir Walf
It's only funny because of the way we like when we do it our bodies go into like this weird convulsion
I know it's bizarre. We do these like weird motions that you would never do in a normal life. All right
Here it is four words. Sir Walf
Throw it in reverse. Flowers
Throw it in reverse, man
Flowers
Too much talent who gets the point done. That's a split decision. I think we each get a point, right?
I think we each get a point for that. There's got to be yeah. All right. So one of one one Z's
All right, are you ready for your next one next word
Cleaning
That's gonna be a hard one. This one's gonna stay the I and G's are always tough. All right. Here we go
So here it is four words cleaning throw it in reverse and in you
No, what do you want that? What did I say?
Ha you said this
There's no way you're getting that cleaning. There's no way you're getting this and in you
There's no way
Okay, but luckily that first one was so good. Yeah, okay. Here we go. All right. Here we go. Whoops. Hold on
Good man. Yeah, man. No, that's not right. I don't know. I'm trying to remember what I said
This is just gonna sound like this is actually gonna sound like I was drunk at a bar. All right. So here it is in four words
Good man. Yeah
There is no way I'll put I'll give you a thousand dollars that I do not have it comes out just cleaning
Here we go clean
There's about 16 extra syllables on there. There's a couple hot twos in there as well
Here we go
So hard it's so hard. Oh god dang it. All right. I thought I had it. I really did
I thought I had it at the cusp. All right. Let's see. Here's my next one has to do a spring. Okay. Oh, whoops
Allergies
Oh, that one's gonna be it even just saying it forward. I can tell all right. So here it is four words allergies
Throw it in reverse. See your lap
Oh, whoops. Not a chance. All right. See your lap
All right, I got it all that one more time. See your lap
Okay
See your lap
Come on
See your lack see your lack here we go
My allergies. Oh, dude. Here it is forward. See your lap
My allergies. Oh, I got that one. I got you dead the rights on that one
See your lack is allergies backwards. Yeah, you know it. I would have never get allergies
Allergies
I'm just talking a little slower right now. Laurie's saying cleaning sounded a little flammie
Yeah, I'll give you that one. Is that what is this cleaning? See your lap. Oh, no
This one's cleaning. This one is right here. Okay. This is cleaning
At least there was an I think I heard an L in there at some point. That's good. All right. So I got two you got one
Dang it. I got to get this one a time this spring related words throw it in reverse. Go ahead Brian Riley
Sunshine
That's can't that one can't be hard. I don't think so, but you never know with throw it in reverse
All right, here it is forward. Well, oh god. Here we go forward. Sunshine throw it in reverse
I'm the Ashin us. What the heck dude? There's a lot of extra syllables in there, dude
I'm the Ashin us
Okay, I'm the Ashin us. Okay. All right. You ready? You need it one more time. Yeah, one more time one more time
And the Ashin us
Okay, okay
Any Hashin us
Is why is it how come it's always very aggressive at the end when we don't reverse
Here we go. Here's what it sounds like forwards. Any Hashin us
Any Hashin us
Here we are
Sunshine
That's not bad though. It's close
Sunshine
It's like we're learning to talk for the first time. Oh, here's a
Sunshine
What's it supposed to be? Is it supposed to be nice outside? Can we get some weather, Brian?
Sunshine
Thank you for the update appreciated
All right, I got my last one spring related word. Okay
mating
Big hardest spring mating. Yeah, you know animals beginning and all
There's grass there's flowers mating. Okay, dude. Yeah, it's got it on my mind. All right
Here it is forwards
mating
Throat in reverse and idiom
Whoa, that didn't sound anything like I thought I would sound in reverse and idiom
idiom
That don't sound right
And idiom
I got it you ready?
idiom
I think that's it. Man, I think all your words are so much easier backwards. No, no, no
You could have chose different one. I could have you nailed baseball, which should have been the hardest one. I hear a idiom
Mining. Oh, that's close. No, that's not close enough. Are you crazy close? Mining
Come on. You're not gonna give that one to me to it again. Should I like
Mining fine
That's that sounds better than your sunshine. What do you mean? Your sunshine? I find sounds good sunshine
I was just
I was making sure you knew what the word was. Oh, yeah, that's good
Next time we're out at someone just texted it and this should be a bar game next time we're out
We don't have this technology. This isn't mobile technology
I have a lot of Jeff has texted this at Mary also saying if you're listening if you're a person listening to this
And not trying this at the same time
You're not doing the right Jeff said the same thing. He says while it's funny while you guys are doing this
I'm saying them out loud backwards as well kids are looking at me like I'm foreign
I wonder if we could play this with people on the phone. I don't know if that would even work. I that would be tough
It would be so tough to do that would be fun though. That would be a lot of fun. Oh my goodness
Dude, I look you know, I don't have a big ego, but I'm gonna give myself this one
Yeah, I feel like I got three out of three. I gave myself one and a half points. I gave myself half for sunshine
time
It's aggressive about the whole thing
I gotta say though. I feel like we both did pretty dang good better at this thing
We definitely backed it up. Yeah, dropped it like it's hot. We're getting so good at these useless games. It's great
Do you remember your first kiss and if so what do you remember about it? We got people sitting on hold already
What about you? My first kiss was when I was like two and a half three years old. Oh, why?
Start them early
Hey, it was better than the other ones that were later on in life. That count. Okay. It was better than no
Yeah, it was a neighbor kid that we always had to run to each other. I guess we
Like knew that other one was outside. We'd run outside to go play with them
Like whether we were butt naked or in our diapers or whatever and just
Go walk up and down through the court
Do you still know this kid?
Nope
I remember his name, but I don't remember his last name or even know where he's at now
Better to have loved and lost than to never have loved it all
Amen to that
Thank you so much for the phone call this morning. All right. Well, here's why I'm asking that three two oh six five six nine four five three
I have learned that my daughter actually does have a boyfriend now that she see
No, no, no, no, don't be celebrating. Don't be so hot. Hold on. I gotta put this collar on hold. Don't be celebrating man
Why not dude as a dad. I don't want this some milestone. I don't want this
I mean she's 16 years old. She's about to be 17
I knew it was gonna happen at some point. Yeah, I just I'm not ready for to me
She's still the little you know one-year-old girl who would sit on my lap, you know like it's you still see her differently
Right, I'll never ever see her as a grown person and any other parent out there listening probably knows that
But I was like oh my god that means that she's gonna have her first kiss pretty soon
And that's just well don't don't be creepy about it
I'm just saying like when you are young and you're dating for the first time the the first kiss can be a magical thing
Yeah, and as much and as much as you don't want to you know admit it
It is it is important it has done in your life
It's it is but I would it made me think back knowing that my daughter at some point soon
If it hasn't happened already because they won't her and her mom won't share any information with me
They keep this all under wraps between the two of them, but the first kiss is maybe even happened already
Which break it's absolutely breaks my heart sweet baby angel. Yes. That's my girl. Pressly. You know
I'm saying princess P. Now if you were to
Hypothetically
Walk it like you see something happen. Are you gonna be that dad?
God, I hope I don't see anything like I'm not saying like they're walking up to the you know
You're the I don't know what I would do holding hands are you like hey knock that off?
I'd probably just like
Turn on the porch light or something so I knew that somebody was watching
That's just standing by the window just looking out like come on get inside, but it's just oh man
It's heartbreaking to see that that's about to happen
So that's why I was asking because my first kiss I remember I was a late bloomer to do
I think I was almost 18 when I had my first kiss
Okay, and I remember being super nervous and we were kind of in the middle of talking and I just went in for it
You just wait for it. Just went I went whole hog on it and ended up kissing her teeth
Oh, I guess she was like talking and I just came in full blast. It was like oh man
She's still talking just and I'm kissing teeth right now on the chompers
She knows all
She probably having a conversation like with Kelly. Why don't you do it as you're just non-offered like I could have legally
Have gotten married the next year and I was just getting my first kiss then at 18 years old
That ain't what to eat the road. That's a right could be worse
But that's what I remember is kissing her teeth. Do you remember anything about the first the first kiss you ever had?
It was magical. Was it no it wasn't first grade. Oh, those don't count. Oh, doesn't it count because I'm talking about when it
You meant something that meant something. She was she was my first girlfriend. Oh lord. She was the love of my life at the time
Okay, I want some real stories about first kisses not that kindergarten kiss. What she's a felon now. Does that count for anything pretty cool
Now if you kiss her that'd be awesome that would be insane if that weren't happened
I have to go to jail and figure all that stuff out
3 2 0 6 5 6 9 4 5 3 we got some text rolling in we got some callers on the line too holding on hold
Emily saying not my first kiss, but my first kiss with then boyfriend
He went in so aggressively. He hit my face. He hit his face on mine so hard. He gave himself a bloody
Oh
He's just holding on. I was like oh, that's good when I come back. We're gonna make out so hard. Yeah, not as hard
But just you know, I got to coderize this real quick
A 2 1 8 number texting in saying our grandma walked in
Call us out and I completely ruined the moment. Oh, yeah, they'll do it grandma grandma out here
Just ruin it for everybody. Yeah, uh, let's see. We got some people
You got a good one number. This isn't a first kiss, but they said 3 2 0 number texting in says if Kelly saw his daughter kissing a boy
He would walk in and just say rock in roll
This one in 2 1 8 me and my ex girlfriend were in the back of my pickup watching the sunset. Oh
And I was trying to make my move all night
She kept denying me
So eventually it got to the point where I looked her in her eyes, and I said can I kiss you? Oh, that's romantic
She said yes, then we had our first kiss then afterward
After our first little peck I asked her can I have another please and looking back on it one of the most embarrassing moments of my life
Can I have another kiss please? You got it done. Also Amanda saying our grandma. Oh, oh what oh, okay
Yeah, no, I did start out with our grandma
Locked it may maybe it wasn't maybe supposed to be my grandma
Okay, I even noticed that till after now. Yeah, we're in Arkansas. Where are you?
All right, we got some people sitting on hold. Let's get to them. Uh, good morning. What's up?
I was probably like 13 and I was hanging out with this guy and he wasn't quite my boyfriend
But he was like one of my first crushes
And he was a little older than me. He was like 14 or 15 at the time. Okay
And I go to kiss him and I fall on make out with him and then he's like what are you doing and I was making out with his nose
Yeah, you got to quieter the target first. Yeah, nothing like a tongueful a nostril. Oh boy. That's a tough one to bounce back from
There was some embarrassing. Yeah, that's that thank you for the call. That's definitely
That's a bad one because I like I told you I was kissing the girl's teeth the first kiss
I ever had a plaque right off for and I don't even know why like maybe she was smiling when I went in for the kiss
But how long were you how long do you realize you were making out with just your teeth? She had to like wedge her lips back down as
Is that making you sense?
You were in there. She had to compress her lips between mine and her teeth in order to get it going again
You have an awkward first kiss. Whoops. Uh, you got awkward first kiss
So I had my first kiss and everything was going okay and tell you decide to bite my lip. Oh see
I've never understood that. Oh, it's you know, I don't that it just plain downright hurts
He bit my lips so hard that he busted my lip open. Oh, and I had to go to the hospital and get stitches because it busted down in the inside. Oh my
That was my first kiss. That's horrible. Thanks for the call. Uh, nothing. I get in stitches
You know, you know, if he's willing to bleed for you if you're doing a kangaroo sore
That's true love though if you're willing to bleed for the other person
We're talking about your first kiss 3 2 0 6 5 6 9 4 5 3 because I'm sure my daughter has hers coming pretty soon
Because she officially has a boyfriend. I learned yeah, that's a tough one for a dad
That's a bitter pill for a dad to swallow that's over. Uh, I know we got some texts coming in Brian
Okay, so this is from Mandy saying a first kiss that would have that would have counted
I was 13 a guy kissed me and he sucks so hard to give me a hickey on my mouth
Oh
Oh, that one that one had to hurt
Hannah saying my first kiss was when we were hanging out with a group of neighbor kids at the lake and we were playing a kissing game
I got kissed told to kiss my crush. We did it under the under the water
So both of us were trying to hold our nose plug each other while we were trying to kiss. Oh, that's hot
That one is that's hot stuff great and the 3 2 0 number saying cross country bus seventh grade was dared to kiss my crush
No idea what I'm doing. Oh mouth. Oh open wide. I vividly remember the sound and feeling of teeth hitting each other
That was embarrassing. Oh my gosh. That is so funny and this one might might might be my favorite Katie saying
First kiss hiding under a table at my catholic school in second grade
Then someone called my work with the same name. I asked if it was him. It wasn't all day
I'll just try to rekindle some love. That's all was
3 2 0 6 5 6 9 4 5 3. What's up? All right my first kiss was almost
Picture ask. Okay. Guess we had you know, we had a date
Um
Mike drops me off at my house
He's walking me to the door and I'm like getting nervous
I'm like, oh my god. Who's gonna be my first kiss?
And right as he leans into kiss me my dad opens the door and scares the hell out of him
and
I literally died inside and I was like it was it was like that you know those moments were like life slows down. Yeah
that happened and
He ran away
And here's the thing
Our parents are our friends. They were friends and are still friends
And I he lives like down the street for me and I have never seen him since then. So like
Yeah
Literally like
Run away. Yeah, it move out your dad strike the fear of God in that man or what?
I I think so I absolutely think I don't I don't even know
Like what happened in him, but he just like I've never seen him since did you ever try and like so?
I'm guessing every kiss you had after that
Was not on your front porch
Not traumatizing traumatizing every time there was like this moment before where I was like oh my god
Is my dad gonna pop out of nowhere? Oh gosh. Yeah. What did you what did you say to this man that made him so scared?
He was like hey
Just startled the man. I don't I don't know if I would have the courage to do that
I don't know if I'd have the courage to do that to my daughter because I would be more in bed
I think I would be more embarrassed than her. I don't I don't think you have the courage just because I don't think you're that type of guy
I'm not you don't have the intimidating presence in for you. Well, that's fine. That's fine. That's what it hurts
But unfortunately truth hurts
But I wish I could I wish I was intimidating like that
What did all your relationships go okay after that? Did you get married? You know
Yeah, I'm married with two kids, but let me tell you one thing
I have a daughter and when she goes on her first date
I have told my husband you were not
To do anything like not supposed to you're not you just let her have her kiss. Okay. Don't jump out
Don't scare her. We're not creating generational trauma here
Now I've heard though that that daughters like it when their dad is a little bit protective of them
I mean, I think I did until that moment. Oh, I was like oh my god. No one there is that he crossed the boundary there. You did
Whoops. All right. That song just ends like that
We are playing
Kelly blows for win stock tickets. Who's gonna be at win stock this year? Uh Luke Bryan
Dirks Bentley Mitchell-Tempani Carly Pears gonna be out there so many other artists. Oh man. It's gonna be such a good show
I cannot wait. I do summer is gonna be here. There's so there's so many songs this year that remind me of win stock last year
Then I'm just like oh my gosh. I cannot wait for that to happen last time I went to Dirks Bentley last time
He was at win stock. I don't remember the show so this year of this time. I'm gonna try to remember Dirks Bentley
That's good. That's good. You should play on so three two oh six five
six nine four five three. It's time to play Kelly blows for win stock tickets
Who's this? This is Jeff. All right Jeff. Have you ever heard Kelly blows before?
I have all right America's favorite game. Are you ready?
I am ready. This song is by a win stock artist
You just have to tell me the song what song it is, okay?
Okay, and you only get a couple seconds. Yeah, here we go. Right
Oh
Are you gonna be okay? I actually inhaled through the
That's never been clean because that thing is rusty on the other side. There's some there's some particles in that. Do you know what song that is?
Oh, I can't
Come on we need an answer. I don't know
That's all right brother. That's all right
I was praying I was praying for you, but it didn't happen. All right. Thanks man. Thank you
Good morning. Who's this?
My name is Brianna Brianna good morning. Good morning Brianna
Are you ready for me to blow and you to tell me what artist is wait a second
Do you know what you mean? Please do please do I'm gonna play you
I'm gonna play you a win stock artist right now on the kazoo and you tell me what song it is
Okay, he's getting it
I will try
We're sorry. We're so sorry
You know what that is I'm gonna go with possibly country girl by loop Brian
I have no idea that's what you think I'm blowing
I have no idea
That's your final guess you got to make that your final guess
Okay final
Oh
Nicely done you are headed to win stock 2026
Oh my god hold on one second. We're gonna get all your information from you and we're sorry
Yeah, really that I
We're not that kind of show
Like if you were not it was accidental it was 100% I'm so embarrassed
Now everyone's texting come on got be nice
If you're talking about it. I got some big news. We're talking about it. Turn it up
Here's what's trending on the Kelly Jordan show is country music changing this fast
There used to be songs about beer and whiskey and those types of things well about Texas
Brantley Gilbert has his own alcohol while he's on his own beer coming out
It's a non-alcoholic beer that Brantley Gilbert is putting out because he famously does not drink
He just became an investor and equity partner in real American beer. Yeah, now that might ring a bell to you
Because that's Hulk Hogan's brand of beer and brantley's first move was helping launch a brand new product called
Rab zero real American beer zero. No alcohol in it. Okay. I got to be honest with you like
During the week if I'm feeling like having a beer because I don't allow myself to have drinks during the week
Yeah, like a non alcoholic beer sometime is like a it's just like okay
I got that feeling like I had a beer
But do you keep some at home for that reason? Well my wife does because my wife will have non-alcoholic
Sure, she drinks a lot and so it is I don't know I don't hate it
Like I don't mind having some on hand. I think a lot of people that do drink it as in like a replacement or whatever
They they feel the same way right and then you like and then I don't feel like crap the next day or you know
Whatever he has a personal reason for getting involved
He's been sober for 14 years now and he wanted a non-alcoholic option
So here's what he said he said this is for people who want to show up be a part of the moment and enjoy the same experiences with friends and family while staying true to their lifestyle
Sure, I got mad respect for that the launch also includes a partnership with the United Services organization
The company is going to donate one dollar for every case sold to active duty service members and their family
So shout out to brantley Gilbert man. That's awesome
He's getting involved in that and giving people a non-alcoholic option and there are some like really good non-alcoholic beers out there now
Right and honestly, it's becoming a more popular thing with all these like Willie Nelson just dropped a new
It's like a THC. Yeah, it's like a so they call it a social tonic which is it's like a bottle of booze
But it's filled with all of Willie Nelson's favorite things and I think he's even got some celters out there
It he does a watermelon strawberry a black cherry lime and a passion orange guava
I'll tell you this I have I was talking to my daughter the other day because I'm thinking of my next business venture, right
Maybe I should get a first one. Yeah, that would be smart
But I was telling her like how down the downtown area needs some help right sure
And I was like man if I could just get a cheap storefront dirty sodas are where college kids are at right now
Dirty sodas and just like custom dirty sodas. What's a dirty soda? It's just like it's like a soda with different ingredients in it
It's almost like a cocktail. There's no booze in it. It's a mock like a mocktail not even a mocktail
It's just more of a it's like a soda with like they'll put like half and half in it and then like something
This is a bad example very bad example a coat like a Pepsi or something like that with half and half but college kids
Just aren't drinking like they used to no, but they love to go out and get a dirty soda. I'm like could I be on the cutting edge
Bob latent if you're listening
Let's go in on this together, man. You you bankroll it. I'll be the I'll be the face of the operation
Yeah, he's there's no chance he's bankrolling that now that he knows the operation
I've never even heard of dirty soda. Yeah, they're getting they're getting more and more popular
But here's what's going to happen much like breweries and things like that they'll flare up
And then they'll start to have to die down a little bit because the popular the popularity will die down
But okay, my kids love them my daughter loves them. Where do you get a dirty soda? You gotta you gotta just gotta know
You gotta be in the know of the dirty soda world
Well, there's one of my family goes to that's called min soda
And they like that one, but I saw and it's just a bunch of different concoctions of right right
The cream tie a Pepsi is not a good example. No, you really you really had me hook line and sinker with that
But there are better ones out there. All right, that sounds I mean hey if our if Bob wants to get in and bankroll you Kelly dude
I'll go work it
I'll be down there slang injury and know what you do is you just turn it into like a normal club
You got a DJ you got day, but are you just doing this is there's no for you to DJ in the day, so man
There's no booze there. Hey, why one of these half and half pops and crepes? I mean, I might be drinking
But it's gonna be having a dirty so this is a real dirty soda. Yeah, now Luke Holmes has a new album coming out here
This month actually and I'm beyond excited about that
He was in a recent interview and people ask him what's like the one moment you wish you could redo in your career
Okay, and shockingly enough it has nothing to do with his career
But it was a moment back in 2023. He was touring in Australia
And he missed the birth of his son bow. Oh dang. That's gotta be tough
The tour I had already been booked and sold out before Luke and his wife even knew she was expecting
So like there was no way to really cancel it and especially because you're in Australia
You can't really be like yeah, I'm not gonna do these two. I'll come back at another day for one show
Because it got to cost him way more money to do it
He said my whole identity is that no matter what I'm gonna prioritize my wife my children over my job
But then once he realized he couldn't keep his promise
He was just beyond devastate. I would have met. I heard that M&M is really good at that
Like he won't take he won't go on tour
He won't do anything he works nine to five so he can be there with his family
Yeah, that's actually his funny story with like acon went in there to record something with them
Yeah, and he's like I don't do these 18 hour sessions in the studio
I do nine hours and that's it. Yeah, he's like I'll finish this tomorrow
He's like do we're almost he's like no tomorrow. Yeah is when he gets to love that
Now Luke says that he dreads the moment when his son asks why he wasn't there for his brother's birth
But not why he was there for his brother's birth, but not his
But Luke says that the experience helped him set clear boundaries when he became the family and touring and whatnot
If I had a dad who was rich and famous like that
I keep my mouth what we call shut
If if my kid were to say that to lose if I was Luke comes
I see it see everything we have around us like these platinum records hanging on the wall
Do you like this house that's bigger than the city of uh wherever we lose? How's that Mercedes?
I got you for your 16th birthday. Yeah, most kids get a used Honda Accord. You got yourself a brand new car
That's why I wasn't there for your birth. Yeah, just smiling and joy driving that bad boy
It's time to focus on the good news with happy hour. It makes me happy
This is all thanks to our friends over an audio video extremes are the ones who bring you happy hour today in pearl Marshall
She was adopted back in Cleveland back in 1972 and she had one heck of a life
She grew up became a girl scout later a music teacher married her husband Jack
But there was always something about her life that was kind of unclear
And that was like the story of her beginning. She didn't really know where she came from
Well that change when Ohio opened up previously sealed adoption records
Pearl requested her original birth certificate, but instead of answers
She kind of just got a fun a founding report now what that means is they didn't have any information on who her biological mother was
She was a Jane Doe essentially. Oh back in back in 1972
And that's because two women 53 years earlier found her abandoned in a parking
Or in a grocery cart in a parking lot. Oh
The birth certificate of her birthplace said Westgate shopping center
So this poor pearl Marshall was just like well, what the hell yeah now. I know less about I didn't think I was you know
Born in a parking center or in a shopping center right
So anyway, Pearl's adopted mother had a kind of quiet suspicion that maybe
That she had been abandoned by her mother her daughter might be the baby from a newspaper article
She kind of had a hunch that there was a newspaper article written about an abandoned baby
And she thought is that who I adopted but I'm guessing that records were so
Limited yeah, maybe limited that there was no way for her to find out anything
Probably wasn't close to being as in-depth as it is because don't well
Also don't they try and keep the records of the birth mother and father kind of separate so that
They can't be tracked down or whatever if they don't want to be found possibly
I think so I think it depends on where you go
Well, so Pearl searched online and she found a brief newspaper headline that said abandoned baby found at plaza
Determined to learn more she reached out to police
The inquire that she had was eventually forwarded to Chris Garet the historical researcher for Fairview Park
He was immediately just enthralled my story and he said I don't golf. I don't travel
This is what I do for fun. I look at records and try and connect the dots
That are missing an interesting hobby look man to each their own
So no police report was survived
But he uncovered additional news articles describing the baby dressed in yellow wrapped in a blue bank blanket
Found late august 20th 1972 the next mission was to find the two young women who had discovered the baby that night
After combing through property school and probate records
They finally tracked down a phone number connected to one of the woman's families
They said they called it and they found out that yes
This woman did find the baby abandoned in a parking lot back in 1972
Wow the two women who found the baby were Rita Marshall and Darlene Gilligan
They were leaving a movie at Westgate shopping center when they noticed a shopping cart have been pushed against their cart
Inside was a paper bag
Inside that paper bag was Pearl the baby that's so crazy
So they didn't know what to do they contacted police at the time and said hey, we found the baby
Well, so they got the able they were able to connect these two ladies and 53 years later
Pearl and these two women that found her abandoned in a shopping cart outside of their car were able to reunite
Wow, they pearl said I don't know how I could ever thank these women for saving my life
Had they not seen me or not paid attention? I would have died in that parking lot
She said and the two women said we'll never forget that day and we'll never forget pearl the fact that we get to meet her
53 years later is one of the most exciting moments of our lives. That's unbelievable dude
That's crazy, right dude. That's insane 53 years later. She gets to meet the women that saved her life
Wow, and there's still no details on who her birth mother was that's that parts
I mean of course sad, but sad but all the other stuff
But even Pearl such as that I let a great life. I had great adoptive parents
I had a great childhood and a great adulthood
But I did want to find this one missing piece and I feel like I found it. That's awesome cool for her man
Yeah, I love her son. That's why we do these stories Brian Riley got to and audio video extremes loves them
We love them too, and that's why we do them every single day. There you go. That was today's happy
Sometimes Kelly finds things interesting that no one else does we mean absolutely no one
It's time for maybe it's just me. This is one that my wife gets on me about in our house
About eating what I eat for breakfast cake because on Sundays
I'll usually have a slice of cold pizza for breakfast from the night before
That sounds good though. It does right? Cold pizza rules. Well nutritionists say that if you have the option
You should actually choose the slice of pizza over a bowl of cereal
Really? Yes, because cereal is so harmful to our bodies because it's nothing but refined carbs and added sugar
You know unless you're eating like I don't know what's shredded wheat or something like that big mini weeds got or
Do you think cornflakes would be like that stuff with the life of sugar probably not as bad as like a fruit loop
But I mean is that even enjoyable?
Yeah, it's kind of like eating rice crispies without sugar on top right cornflakes rice crispies
If you're not sprinkling a ton of sugar on top. That's a point of eating them. It's gross
So anyway, they're saying that pizza actually has some of the things that you need and like you know
proteins
Yeah, Dairy I guess you eat your dairy out of your milk though in the cereal
Yeah, but they say that it keeps you fuller longer. So you don't have the you don't have the ink
You don't have the um the desire to eat so so much as good god Kelly dude you are you are on one today with this
Humbling to speak it. Maybe you're just still thrown off from earlier today
He just don't get his hungry as quickly is what I'm trying to say I know some people that don't eat breakfast
They will they eat breakfast, but their breakfast is leftovers
Yeah, all the time. I that's like every day of the week not just weekends being lazy
I love cooking up a good breakfast especially for my son like my son loves like a good egg ham cheese sandwich
You know on sourdough sure I love doing that
But if there's something like I don't mac and cheese left over from the night before that's my breakfast
Dude I I will I've said this to a few people. I'm not a breakfast guy like I eat breakfast here because otherwise
I just don't eat ever. Yeah, so like I'll eat in the morning just to kind of get my day going
But when it's when I'm at home. I tried making a breakfast recently. Yeah, made it all didn't really care for it went out to breakfast
Recently. Yeah, yeah, I love going out to breakfast. Yeah, I've flown my favorite things to do
I'd much rather just go to like an early lunch
Yeah, I think go to a breakfast because yeah every time you and I go out after the show. Yeah
Hey, you don't really ever eat never I'm just sitting there by myself. Yeah, you're you're chowing up
It's just gambling you're gambling. I'm eating. Yeah, because I prefer to gamble than eat breakfast like if it was lunch
Fire me up like give me a bowl of wings or something. Yeah. Yeah, man. That sounds good. We're on club sandwich
I'm so hungry right now club sandwich. There's some chips
Anyway, if you got the option of a sugary cereal or a slice of pizza from the night before go with the slice of pizza
It's better for you. Well pizza is also healthy for you
It's got everything. It's got every if you get a garbage pizza's got every food group in it
You got your vegetables on that your vegetables. It's got your fruit. It's got your dairy. It's got your carbs. Yeah
Well, carbs aren't good for you. Yeah, but it's on the list
It's on the triangle the food pyramid. You're still following the food pyramid
But that's been debunked for about three decades that that's good for you look
I'm a I'm a finely tuned athlete. I've been following the pyramids since the last time you played a sport
Yesterday, what'd you play? I hit batting practice yesterday. Does that come anything? Yeah
That's right. Yeah, athlete swing in the sticks. Hey, man
Hey, Michael Jordan might have a great jump shop. He's still had a practice
Right. No, I didn't know that you went to the batting cages yesterday good for you
Yeah, you know, you got to he got to keep this physical. Yes, you do
Just in tip-top shape. It is now you're walking that razor's edge my friend
Anyway, now you know eat pizza not cereal. I'm in on that. Hey, yeah, you have to tell me twice count me
Oh, you know what I love. I'm listening is when I get a pot hole pizza from quick trip. I'm listening
You know how cheesy those things are. Yeah, and then if you get like the meat sweats one and just eat that one called meat sweats
If you eat that cold the next day my mouth is watering just thinking about it
I've always said there's a there's a pizza place in the cities that we grew up eating Savoys. You should come over the place
Yeah, but Savoys pizza square-cut next morning cold dude, there is there is legitimately no better cold pizza dang it
I want some pizza right now me too. Should we go so hungry? I don't got time. Okay, sorry. All right
Maybe you found this one interesting maybe you're like I know it either way
I found it interesting and I'm gonna have another one for you tomorrow. I'm sorry dude
I'm falling apart because I'm so hungry. You are you are becoming in shambles. I'll have another one for you tomorrow
You might not like that one either and I don't care. Whoa as I found it interesting and fine. Maybe it's just me
This is the Kelly Jordan show
It's a country kind of morning
All right, that's it Brian Riley. You feel better? No
But we've done all we can do we've done all we can do my foot at this far
Great news halfway through the work week, man. I'm telling you
Uh, we'll be back Thursday morning and we're gonna try this again. How's that sound? See you then
