He Said “I’ll See You Soon”… Then Ghosted After the Hookup

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First date follow-up.

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Danny is on the phone today for a first date follow-up

and she's getting ghosted by a dude named Max.

So in a few minutes, we'll call him

and see if he'll tell us why he's ghosting her.

But first, let's find out about the date.

Danny, how long has it been since you heard from Max?

It's been about five days.

Five days?

Okay, okay.

Yeah, it doesn't feel too bad.

How many times have you tried to hit him in that time, though?

Um, twice.

You tried to hit him?

You know.

That's why you're getting close.

Good for you.

Hit him on that celly.

He's hit him up a couple times, though.

Yes, I have.

I've had him up a couple of times.

I've sent him a couple of texts and nothing.

Well, let's go backwards.

Tell us about the date.

How did that go?

Okay.

Well, actually, we went mini-govering.

I thought it was going to cure.

Yeah.

You know, something's fun, low pressure.

Um, things are going great at first.

We were laughing, joking around, a little flirty.

And it was all good.

Then we started talking about Exodus.

But not super serious or anything.

You just mentioned X never like to do anything fun like mini-goff.

So I thought it was funny to clown on them a bit to make him feel better.

I was like, your X sounds super lame.

Okay.

I'm way more fun.

Mm-hmm.

I probably more attractive.

You've definitely leveled up.

Okay.

Well, definitely showing him confidence.

Right?

How did he react to that?

Honestly, he didn't seem to mind at all.

We laughed and we kept having fun flirting.

And I mean, everything was good.

I mean, it went so well that we ended up well.

And we hooked up.

So certainly, he didn't seem bothered by it.

Yeah.

Okay.

I mean, I think it would be weird if he was super bothered by it.

Like, hey, don't you ever speak ill of my ass.

Okay.

Well, then that sounds like a good thing.

How did that, how did that end?

Did you guys like, did you leave that night or did you stay over?

I mean, you know, he's a great guy.

Like, he's funny, chill, easy to talk to.

I haven't had a date go that smoothly in a while.

He's just got this laid back vibe.

But there's something deeper there.

I just, I didn't expect him to ghost me after everything seemed so good.

You know, after I stayed the night.

Okay.

So you did stay over.

Okay.

Mm-hmm.

Yeah.

So after we hooked up, we were just lying there.

And I might have kind of joked about his ex again.

You know, like, I bet your ex wouldn't have done this at minigawft.

I thought it was funny.

But now I'm trying to think maybe he didn't think it was hilarious as I did.

I mean, I was trying to make him feel good about it like a confidence boost.

But now that I haven't heard from him, I'm wondering if I crossed the line.

I mean, it was just a joke.

How was it when you say goodbye to him in the morning?

Um, it was good.

We just goodbye and he said, I'll see you soon.

Danny is on the phone and she's getting ghosted by a guy named Max.

So we're about to call him and see if he'll tell us why he's ghosting her

and maybe get her another date if she still wants one.

But before we do that, Danny, why don't you remind us about your date real quick?

So we went minigawfting, which was really fun.

And we joked around.

We were very flirty.

Um, we talked about our ex's, but like not like anything real serious.

And, you know, I kind of made a joke that I'm probably more fun than your ex.

You leveled up.

I'm probably more attractive, just kidding.

And I mean, it must have been good because while we hooked up.

Um, and I haven't heard from him in five days.

And I've tried to contact him a couple times.

I mean, we kiss goodbye the next morning.

He said, I'll see you soon.

And it sounds like we're going to get back together.

All right.

Were you ready for us to call them?

Yeah.

All right.

Here we go.

Hello, I'm a speaker.

Max, please.

Max, how are you?

This is a radio show.

It's called the Jubilee show.

Hi, Max.

I'm Nina.

you will. How are you doing? Good. How are you? Great. Have you ever heard of the show before or

listened? I've heard of it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Sweet. Well, guess what? What's going on?

You are the star of the show. Yeah. We do a segment on the show. It's called the first day follow-up.

That's where if you go on a date with someone and then you end up ghosting them, that person can

email us to get you on the phone and find out why you're getting ghosted. So somebody emailed us

about you. That's why we're calling. Oh, okay. Do you know who would email us?

Maybe you have an idea. You want to throw out a guess? Is it Danny? Yes, it is Danny. I want a

clapping hand. Yeah. Congratulations. She emailed us. We talked to her a little bit about your date

and she's really curious. She wants to know why you're ghosting her. She said she thought everything

was great. I mean, look, we definitely had a fun time, like for sure. She's, she's super fun,

girl. I mean, I had, I had hopes because you know, we were joking around and, you know,

seeing what could great batch. But, you know, I'm big on chemistry and, you know, when we got to

the bedroom, it just, I didn't feel that spark. You know, it wasn't bad. It was, didn't click

for me. Wait, you know, so you're saying you just didn't enjoy it?

I mean, look, the date wasn't blast, but when it, you know, came down to it, there's,

there's no connection in the bedroom. And the chemistry is just really important to me. So,

you know, so you didn't enjoy it. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Are you saying I'm done and done?

Max, that's Danny. She's actually on the phone listening and wants to talk to you.

Any complaint? My ox even told people I was the most adventurous he'd ever been with. Are you sure

wasn't you that was off? No, no, I'm not, I'm not saying you're bad. I'm just saying that we,

you know, didn't have a spark. Like, well, okay, did you think it was amazing?

I mean, it was fine, but it was the first time. I mean, it's never mind blowing the first time

you get to know each other, right? No, I mean, it wasn't my ex. First time is great.

What? Oh my gosh. But you're excellent lame. And I'm awesome. And honestly, I think we both deserve

a review. I can do better. And I'm sure you can too. Are you calling him that in better? Yeah.

So he wasn't great either. Well, I'm just saying it's never great the first time.

I mean, seriously, I was nervous. It was our first time. There were a lot of nerves involved.

Yeah. No, I look, I get it. I mean, I just, you know, it's, it's got to be undeniable for me.

You know, I just, I'm not saying the first time. I will, you know, you're telling me.

You're telling me that every time you've had sex for the first time,

it's just been impeccable. I doubt that. Well, I think that I think that you know the first time,

if it's like, you know what I mean, there's, I've definitively had it happen where I knew

that I was like way into this. I mean, you haven't even seen all my moves like the walker.

The what? The what? Your move. The walker. Okay. I love it. You named your moves. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Cause it's good. And you haven't even seen that yet.

I don't know if I want to see the walker.

I'm sorry. You definitely want to see the walker.

I'm very curious what the walk is. It sounds dangerous.

It's not fantastic.

Well, Max, do you want a chance to see the walker? Would you like a second date with Danny?

We'll pay for it. I feel like you got to do it for all of us, Max.

I, I, I, yeah, I'm down, I'm down first, I'm down for a second. Yeah. If for anything else,

I have to experience the walker. Oh, you'll love it. You'll love it.

Oh, please let us know how it goes. Be sure to take a week off a workout.

Well, congratulations, Danny. Got another date in Max. Good luck. God bless.

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