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Russ is on the phone today for a first date follow-up,
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and he's getting ghosted by a woman named Leah,
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so in a few minutes, we're going to call her
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and see if she'll tell us why she's ghosting him,
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and maybe get him a second date.
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But first, Russ, how long has it been since you heard from Leah?
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Hey guys, it's been almost two weeks now,
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and I haven't heard from her yet.
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Oh, so are you sitting around waiting to hear from her?
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Yeah, I mean, I don't usually get ghosted like this.
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I'm kind of why I'm calling you guys.
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It just doesn't really happen to me,
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but it's just frustrating.
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I don't really know what else to do.
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Yeah, I mean, it sucks.
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Well, why don't you tell us about the date?
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Yeah, well, let's see.
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We went to this conference place.
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They had like, didn't lie.
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She wore like this, like, little black dress.
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And it was like loud enough to feel fun,
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but still quiet enough to talk.
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So we were able to have conversation and stuff,
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and we ordered like, you know,
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a bunch of the small plates and kid everything.
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Everything was really good.
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We had like nice condo banner back and forth,
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just right away it was good chemistry.
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And, you know, we were laughing the whole time.
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I mean, it felt easy to me,
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but I don't know, after dinner,
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we started, we went to go walk around the neighborhood,
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and we ended up sitting on like a low wall outside.
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And, you know, I could feel a little tension building and stuff.
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And I was smooth, though,
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and I told her that I wanted to kiss her,
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but I wasn't going to do that because I'm a gentleman.
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And, yeah, I wanted her to know I'm different.
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And I don't know if she said that she had a really good time.
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Well, how did she react to that moment when you were like,
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I wanted to kiss you, but I'm not going to kiss you?
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Because I'm a gentleman.
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Well, she's, yeah, I mean, she's kind of like smiled and good old.
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And I don't know if she seemed positive about it.
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And then like, I said, she said that she had a really good time.
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So, I don't know if it was a good moment,
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but I don't know if I'm overthinking it.
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You know, I'm sitting here wondering, you know,
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why she got back to me.
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I saw it and I got to admit to you guys,
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like, something weird kind of did happen on the day.
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And, I mean, it's not that bad,
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but basically, like, I ordered this lava cake.
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And when it arrived, I, like,
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I stuck my finger in it,
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I did it instinctively,
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because I don't know if something that me and my ex
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would do every time that we ordered one.
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I do it just as a fact,
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she laughed when I told her the story,
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then I kind of realized it was a very weird day to do,
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especially for her state.
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I'm just trying to picture how I would react.
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So, some guys taking a finger in a lava cake
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that I was really excited to eat.
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I feel like, oh, sorry, this is insane.
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It's kind of an odd move.
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You hadn't just had to touch it, huh?
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Can we get another lava cake?
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Well, you're self-aware.
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Okay, so I mean, I just, you know,
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like on a redeem myself though,
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but not kissing her, I don't know.
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Russ is on the phone,
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and he's getting ghosted by a woman named Leah,
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and so we're about to call her,
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and see if she'll tell us why she's ghosting him,
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and maybe get him a second date.
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But before we do that, Russ,
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why don't you break down your date again for us real quick?
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Yeah, you know, I went on a date with Leah.
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It's been about two weeks since I've heard from her.
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We had a great date.
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We went to a Topos place,
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a lot of chemistry, a lot of conversation.
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we had kind of a romantic moment
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where we were about to kiss,
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but I didn't go through with it.
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I wanted to be a gentleman,
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and I don't know, the only thing I can really think about
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that maybe I did wrong was we got a cake, a lava cake,
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and dinner, and I just had a kind of a...
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and I stuck my finger in it,
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but I used to do it like that.
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It's usually a huge turn-on.
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You know, I could see why you did it.
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All right, how impressive he was with that lava cake.
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All right, we'll see if that move was the move
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that made her ghost you.
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Are you ready for us to call her?
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I am. We'll see you with this move.
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All right, here we go.
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Hi, man, speak to Leah, please.
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Who's calling, I guess?
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Hi, Leah, how are you?
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This is a radio show. It's called the Jubal Show.
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And my name's Jubal, what's up?
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Okay, so, wait, is this on the radio right now?
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Have you ever listened to the show before?
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Yeah, I used to listen on my commute,
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but now I actually work from home a couple days a week.
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So my radio habits have changed a little bit.
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Yeah, I stream the show and whatever you're on,
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you can be like, hey, Alexa stream the Jubal Show.
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And it'll do that for you.
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But we do do a segment on the show called the first date follow-up
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where if you go out on a date with somebody
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and you end up ghosting them,
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that person can email us to ask why you're ghosting them.
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And we got an email about you from someone.
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Yeah, yeah, the Russ.
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You thought of that right away.
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Would you mind telling us why you're ghosting Russ?
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Well, look, I mean, he's very nice.
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He's funny and he's attractive,
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I don't know if there's something that kind of made me pause.
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Maybe he caught you up,
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It was a topest place with a lot of food
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and he kind of narrated everything that happened the whole night.
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He narrated everything?
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What does that mean?
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Every bite, every thought,
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it was like he spoke it out loud.
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Like the first thing comes out,
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it's like croquettes and he's like,
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Strong presentation.
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You're like serious.
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I mean, like that first thing that it was funny
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It was kind of charming,
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but it wouldn't stop.
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every bite, he's like, okay, I'm going with the fork.
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And he was like, you know what?
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As I'm chewing, I can notice this and this.
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And then he's like, I'm going to take another bite.
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And then he would take another bite.
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I just was kind of knowing his thoughts
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in real time, like a podcast.
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And it wasn't the finger in the lava cake
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that made you ghost him.
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Was that the final straw?
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He told us about that.
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I mean, I thought that it was bizarre,
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but he also explained that it was kind of like...
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The only thing I learned about him,
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other than just kind of like his immediate impression
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of everybody's food.
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All right. Well, thank you for telling us
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why you're ghosting him.
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And Leah, Russ is actually on the phone
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and wants to talk to you.
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You go to take because I talk?
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Okay. It's not just talking.
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It's like narrating.
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I mean, it's passing through the aspect,
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what are you talking about?
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Sure. I don't know.
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I mean, it's pretty easy to be like,
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I'm going in for another bite right before you take another bite.
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There's like a sweetie nutness first
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and then there's like a smoky finish aftertaste.
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And it's called sharing and experience.
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Like, what are you saying?
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live commentary. It's like being on tiktok watching a food vlogger, or you know, it'll take
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whole or hot tastes. They're one to ten. So instead of saying something, you just disappeared on me?
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It was the first time meeting. I just didn't want to hurt your feelings.
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Well, you did on the radio too.
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Oh, Russ, I feel bad for you now, man.
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Well, you don't have to feel bad for me. It's just what it is, but I think she's overreacting
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of her all that. I don't think it's that big of a deal. I thought I was being funny.
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Um, no, I mean, it is kind of a problem. I mean, it's sort of it feels a little like
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domineering and kind of like, I don't know, like a little bit selfish. Like, at least on the first day,
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too, I want to talk and get to know somebody. So it just seems like an odd precedent. I can only imagine
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kissing or making out. And then it's like, I get a play by play. I'm like, I'm thinking about
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putting my hand on the small of your back and then I don't know.
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Well, Bob Ross of painting, no, of dating. Leo, would you like another day with Russ?
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We'll pay for it. No, it's okay. Oh, wow.
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Well, Russ is going to get off the phone and go finish the rest of his day and go get a chocolate
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