He Thought He Was Hilarious… She Thought He Was a Menace 😳🎨🌮

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Caleb is on the phone today for a first day follow-up.

He's getting ghosted by Naomi so in a few minutes we'll call her and see if she'll tell

us why she's ghosting him and maybe get him another date.

But before we do that, let's talk about the date, Caleb, how long has it been since you

heard from Naomi?

Oh, like a week probably.

Okay.

Have you been trying to hit her up?

Yes.

Not much, but yes.

Okay, good answer actually.

hesitation there.

Let's talk about the date.

How did that go?

I thought it went well.

I mean, we went to those, you know, one of the DIY pottery places.

Yeah, you know, it's romantic, creative, little messy.

What is that?

The ghost scene, that movie ghost where they have the pottery thing.

Oh, yeah, did you guys get to use the wheel?

No, we didn't.

Yeah.

I would have liked to.

Next time.

So how did it go with the pottery?

I had a great time.

You know, I mean, we were teasing each other joking around and I thought it was nice.

Did she not think it was nice?

I don't know.

She hasn't talked to me.

I mean, I must have gotten a little too into it, you know, because like I totally did

the ghost behind the back moves.

That's hot, though.

You did the what?

We're, you know, I kind of put my, my arms, but like from behind her, like hearing it

in.

Okay.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Okay.

There was no wheel, but just that.

So you got behind her, put your arms around her and made a mug out of pottery.

Okay.

What do you put it like that?

Like that.

Okay.

Did she like that?

Did she, was she laughing about it?

Or did it seem weird to her?

I thought she took it well.

I thought she took it well, you know, she's, she's kind of, you know, sarcastic, so it could

go either way, right?

But I like it.

You could say maybe she liked it and this is totally different reason that she's ghosting

me or she totally thought I was weird.

I don't know.

So did you guys just do pottery on the state or did you guys go anywhere afterwards before?

No, after we got some tacos and, you know, late night tacos, good times, there was even

a kiss, you know, not like fireworks and overgiving her in, but that's a very good sign.

I could see it.

I could see it going somewhere, you know, potential if things could ramp up a little bit with another

date or two or whatever.

Did it get weird at any point?

I mean, it's great that she went with you after pottery to get tacos.

That should be a good sign.

I mean, I dare to try the fire bomb sauce to the taco place.

I mean, she did and then like almost died and I was sort of laughing.

I don't know.

I like, I didn't know it was that serious, but like, she just wouldn't stop coughing.

You know, someone takes like hot sauce to the dome and it's like, okay, they're coughing

fine, but like, she just kept coughing and coughing and I was laughing at first, but then

all of a sudden it was like, oh, no, probably not, probably not a funny moment.

Is that the reason you think she's ghosting you?

Because you made her try hot sauce and it was too hot for her.

I mean, it wasn't too hot like she was like not doing well.

Like her face turned color, you know, like, that's so bad.

Yeah, but I've had too hot.

There's like too hot and then there's like, oh, excuse me, I need like, I need to go

get tons and tons of rice.

Okay.

So you put her mouth on fire so that could be why you're getting ghosted.

Possibly.

What's the last thing that she said to you?

Uh, I don't remember.

That's good night.

Okay.

Sounds like this is a really great day.

That's an awkward moment.

Yeah, I don't know.

Caleb is on the phone and we're about to call Naomi and see if she'll tell us why she's

ghosting him.

He's been over a week and he hasn't heard from her since their date.

Before we do that, Caleb, why don't you break down your date again for us real quick

one more time?

Yeah.

So we did some mug painting, making painting at the DIY pottery spot.

I thought she was super funny and, you know, dry and she actually laughed at my jokes,

which let's be real is very rare.

And we got some late night tacos.

I dared to try the hottest sauce.

I thought it was hilarious, but then it got weird.

Um, she was actually not doing well and you're laughing at her while she's having some

sort of crazy reaction to the hot sauce.

Yeah, yeah, but we did get, I there was a good night and she said good night and but

since then she hasn't responded my text.

All right.

You ready for us to call her?

Yeah.

Okay.

Hello.

Hi.

Is this Naomi?

This is.

Hey Naomi, how are you?

This is the Jubal show.

It's a radio show.

Hi.

I'm Nina.

Hi, I'm Victoria.

And I'm Jubal.

How are you?

Oh, wait.

What?

Is this real?

Cause I kind of thought these were just staged for, you know, YouTube or something.

No.

They're not.

This is for real.

Yeah.

How are you?

So I guess you know what this is.

Yeah.

I was a little bit.

I've heard it here and there, but I honestly just never thought it's just like real thing.

Like somebody wrote it up for, you know, I don't know.

I honestly just never thought I was going to get a call like this and I'm a little unprepared.

Okay.

So are you cheating on anybody?

Start there.

Wow.

Way to just like die right in.

I mean, I'm not like cheating on anybody.

I was sort of seeing someone for a minute.

I'm just asking because we do a few different things on this show.

I didn't know if you know exactly what we're calling this is a first day follow up.

So if you go out on a date with somebody and ghost that person, that person can email us

to call you and ask why you're ghosting them.

So we got an email about you from somebody that you're ghosting.

Okay.

Is this about Caleb?

Yes.

It is about Caleb.

He said he liked you a lot.

He told us a little bit about your date, but he's confused.

Okay.

I don't know how to say this nicely.

I'm just going to say it.

Caleb is a man.

A menace?

What?

Yeah.

Okay.

Why is he a menace?

So the day was actually a lot of fun and I did have a good time, but there was this incident

with like hot sauce and I genuinely could not breathe.

It was so horrible and aside from the fact that it was killing me, people were like staring

at me.

It was so embarrassing.

He told us about that actually.

He said he felt bad because like he thought, you know, it was just too hot for you, but

then he realized after he was laughing at you that it was a really bad situation.

Yeah.

It was bad.

I had a way to bring me milk and honey and then Caleb is over there making like a joke

about some sort of spicy relationship.

Well, I'm literally feeling my throat closing up.

It was genuinely awful.

Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait.

To be fair though, Naomi, you did survive and a joke was pretty solid.

Naomi, that's Caleb.

He's actually on the phone lifting.

It was toxic.

Why do I feel like this is not the date went?

Yeah.

Oh, my God, Caleb, are you seriously put me in this situation after everything you've

just pulled with me?

Seriously, like I cannot believe that I'm even speaking to you on the radio right now.

Like clearly, if I'm not responding to you, then that should have been like your first

sign.

Yeah, but see, but you pissed me so I was really confused.

Here's the thing.

You know what?

Honestly, I do regret that kid.

But I think in some restaurants back, maybe just in some way I'm thinking about this.

Maybe the kids had more to do with.

I was hoping that I'm out for some fire.

So maybe you can actually feel what I think.

Hey, back.

So is the hot sauce the only reason that you're ghosting him?

You know what?

I think it would have been really nice if you had like actually took action when you

saw how much pain I was in.

You literally just sat there and were cracking up about it.

Like it was honest.

You're seeing the face.

Oh my gosh, it was staring at you.

He's just laughing at it.

Oh my gosh.

I mean, you know, there was also this other incident at the pottery place we went to.

Also embarrassing.

And I actually had the manager call me about you specifically.

What?

What?

Yeah.

And the manager called.

How did they have your phone number?

Why didn't they get the reservation to go?

So why did they call that?

What did he do?

Yeah, yeah.

Okay.

In line with him being a man, apparently what Kayla thought would be funny to do would be

to etch on the pottery.

Help.

I'm trapped in this mug.

That's funny.

That's what expired it.

And they weren't immune.

And what did you say after that, Naomi?

Basically, again, in shock that I'm having this company call me about Kayla being a jerk.

And they didn't like this.

Like they thought it was funny.

They, you know, they took it very seriously.

And, you know, I actually had to speak to the manager.

And the manager is being a total of care into me.

And I was being so nice.

And I had to make sure that they didn't ban us from that shop.

Naomi, the joke is actually funny, though, because all of these people on the radio just laughed at it.

Yeah, I thought it was kind of funny.

I think it's pretty, I think they are being kind of curious about it.

Oh, also they told me that you drew a **** on it.

Okay, so it wasn't what he wrote on it.

It was probably that.

The art.

Oh, wow.

I mean, you can't, you can't ruin that anymore.

Can you?

Oh, my God.

You're so, you're being really ridiculous right now.

Like you might think this is all funny, but you're not freaking it all.

That's a great story, though, being banned from a party.

No, we didn't get kicked out.

We didn't get kicked out of the bar.

We got kicked out of the, we got 86 from the DIY party bar.

It's more pathetic than getting out of a box, getting kicked out of a bar.

The fact that you can't even understand that just shows your level of security.

Naomi, would you like another day with Caleb?

We'll pay for it.

Oh, yeah, absolutely.

I am so ready to go on another date with him.

Listen, Caleb, you might actually think you're a funny guy and maybe in some areas you are,

but you're also the kind of guy who would be trashy enough to get us kicked out of Applebee.

So, I would never eat an Applebee for the last taste.

Okay, fine.

You're not as funny as I thought anyway, but oh, yeah.

Do they still have my penis mug?

Seriously, honestly, this is what I'm talking about.

You're just a disgusting person.

I think you need to grow up a little bit and let's be real.

You've got a bunch of people on air laughing alongside you.

You're really not that funny.

People are trying to wake up.

They're trying to have some laughs and all you are is some pathetic person on the line.

The best part of waking up is a f***ing amulet.

Oh my gosh.

No problem.

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