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Good evening, ladies and gentlemen puns and dribbles. Boys and girls. Welcome to another Thursday night

live stream. Canterbury bankstown bulldogs taking on the Cambera Raiders. It's starting to rain

out there. It's the rain. This is in Canberra. Yep. Correct. Oh,

Anders. Anders. Anders. And listen before I start talking on this, I want to welcome obviously

Edward Simpson. You know, my day one. Hello, mom. It also looks like back back row with it,

doesn't it? Well, don't. Well, it's cold enough. Look at that. It's not cold enough.

It all over that. There were the fire and poncho. What the fuck? But listen,

it made me so hard. You're going to press them first. Let me welcome in, Eddie, before you make it

about this. Look at this. Let me welcome it. No, sorry. Okay. Dear friends of the show,

obviously regularly guru, but I just haven't seen it for a long time. Back in Sydney, the great

and powerful premiership when it's 2012, some George L. Warrant Dragons. Jamie Soud. He's

back. He's powerful. Is it something I've never been described as? Oh, mate. I saw you playing

on the green mile before. He's powerful on the green mile on the green mile. There's nothing

that annoys me more in the moment than than the Viking clap. Yeah. You're over it. Oh, it's just

like, do we need to see the bloke blow the horn before they run out? Well, it's not even blowing

it. That's right. You know, it's a button. Thanks. You know, mate, we didn't. We thought

that would feel rough. No, we thought we thought that we're blown. I thought he was actually

blown. Until we saw like a nine year old woman, we're like, there's no way she got the

alarm. Well, Jamie, I think it's probably, I think I'd think about it this way. We wanted

them to be blown. Yeah, we wanted to be blown. He wanted Alan Tung to be blown. Yeah.

We're just, I just, it was the romantic in me wanted someone blowing that Viking horn.

It's more powerful. It's more, it's more primal. Well, it's stolen. The Viking clap from

the set. But is the horn is the horn? I thought it was a Nordic soccer team. I think that's

where it started. Yeah. And the Viking. Any team now that's got slight Viking, you know,

DNA and sensibilities. Sensibilities has taken the club. I think Cambernade at the club,

though. Yeah. Well, they did because all they had was Cambernade at that point. You know,

now we are about to get underway. I have pressed them first thrice score, not a big deal.

So do I. Oh, that's that is a big deal. It's a lot. And what is that, Tung? Can I just

because he scores early for the dogs? Yeah. Yeah. I think deal with the weather. Huh? Nothing deal with

the weather? Well, he scored in Vegas, dry track. So the dome in fact. Yeah, exactly right.

But so just, so to catch people up to speed on about even this week, a award winning show,

number one betting show in the in the world, I, I, I made a case for my bets, which was no

Martin Raider, Preston Bulldog, both back rowers. I made a case for the fact that it looked like

back rower weather, back rower weather is just player for here, run lines, truck seed, in slippery

end or Jamie, cold conditions. Yeah. And I was, I was shit on from a great height by Tom Burian.

And now if you want to go back and watch the tapes and check the, check, check the actual video footage,

I came with the utmost respect and all I was musing Jamie. Check the tape, check the tape, check the

tape, check the tape, check the tape, check the tape, check the tape. All I was musing was because Eddie, Eddie,

he built a franchise last year, he built a brand of back rower weather and that was in the depths

of winter cold, canvas shit hole night. I was concerned that potentially Eddie was cheapening,

watering down the brand that he built and I was merely asking a question because back rower weather

doesn't feel like 20 degrees. No, it doesn't. And the rain down there to me says, running halves.

A Burton, Ethan Strange. Sorry. That type of, we can't, we can't, we can't all fight for the start.

Sorry, the fucking state of origin rep and the premiership winner disagrees with you. Yeah,

that's okay. I just think that 2004 Jersey flag premiership as well. Well, the two-time premiership

winner. He'll go off from half way. He won over a young boy's heart that day, no, that. If you want,

if you want to win down in Canberra, now is the time. Now is the time to beat the milk.

Beat him early. To beat him early because in two months or a month's time, it is going to start

get cold down there and you're right. I can hear Eddie's ringing. Oh, six to go.

Gee, whiz. How you feeling about the six to go? Oh, I mean, miss me with that. The game was so

simple when there was no six to go. Now you've got like, what are we doing it for? Yeah,

rugby union started this like five, six years ago where they had to like put the infringement

on the bottom of the TV. We don't even know now. Everyone's a ruck in fringe. It's too quick. Yeah,

it's just a nice vague term. Oh, Tommy's styling early. Yeah, keep an eye out for the

Raiders right inside. Or if they go an hour or two hour early. What look a sand is he looks

cute. She's tapenizing for a big game. Sand is his heart. He's he's he's he's good player. Oh,

yeah. Oh, oh, shit. Oh, back row, whether he says it over to Marley, but they went to the right

hand side. An hour or two hour offloads. That's the Canberraiders game in 2019 when they made the

grand final. They were the only team that was going to trouble the roosters with offloads and second

phase. That's how they are going to win this competition. If they're going to win is second phase.

Have a look. You just look at look at big red. Just try and double around here. Look at this.

Bang. What's Hudson Young doing there? Tamali gets the ball. That's too easy. And for a dog's

team, it's defense. That's that's sloppy to give that first time defending your line. So what

just moved the pill? Well, they what they do is they go into contact Eddie and it's just look

at that. Well, that's a basketball pass. Yep. So you can't defend that with it within around

the back he before that. So every time an NRL team defends, it's like, you know, there's oh,

this is an offload drill guys. We're going to try and get the offload away. Stay up, right?

If they don't make their first contact, they're the Bulldogs. First time defending their line,

they get the offload out of the back and you look at care weeks, just playing basketball,

bang out the back to Marley school. That's that's a soft try. Ricky Stewart in the perm on fire.

And also just in the pissing rain as well, Ricky. Eat that perm. It's a bit. Whatever hairdresser he

goes to. It's a good thing. I'd like to do. I mean, I know you've got curly hair Eddie generally

and rule you've lost yours, but like a perm bet would be funny. It's fuck. I could probably

perm it up. No, you definitely could. If you grew it out and permed it. Yeah. It's got a bit

still woolly over the years, but there's still a perm in its salt. But I think as well,

Steph sent me a photo of us from Bathurst the other day. And when your hair grows out, it doesn't,

it's your curly, it's curly locks. Is it? Yeah, I'm curly. Yeah, naturally. I've got to find

the photo for you. But a handsome fella. So no one had some Marley obviously. No, look at the

blue eyes on Ethan Sanders. He's a good looking cat. Can I blow your mind? Do you know how we

chatted about the multiple Easton's in one halves pairing? Left foot off. They've apparently got

another Eastern in the lower grades. Who has that many fucking Easton's anywhere in the world,

dude? There's another Eastern. Well, you like, okay, you could, you could say, oh, you know,

Ethan Strange, Ethan Sanders. It's just coincidence. But when you find it, there's another

Ethan. Yeah. Then then that's strategic. No, exactly. Well, that's, it becomes strategic

pretty quick. Yeah. Yeah. Well, I mean, like, check out any there curly hair dead. I think,

I think that's something. I think that's something. Yeah. Young and tight and handsome.

That's right. Boy, it's all rude during the week. Left footers. I've never seen a left footer

that doesn't kick the ball well ever. Ever? Ever. Wow. What about the Manly Fire though?

Who, Joey Walsh? Thank you. Last week's 5-8. Not next week's 5-8. Oh, my God. Can I give you a little,

just a little boy's coming close your eyes? Okay. Steve Maddoe. Love it.

Oh, eight. Bookfailable. Just shooting out of the line. Aggressive line speed. What is going on

with your fans at the moment? Fans or hang on? Well, are you being Steve Maddoe us right now?

I am because your fans last week. It's not hostile to go to bookfailable moment.

Well, because we had this one. It's not hostile at the moment.

Teams get off the bus and they get beautiful. Sunday afternoon. Are you, are you feeling

or are you blaming the fans? I'm not blaming the fans. Are you blaming for the fans for when

Rubin Gagg will help you? And no one was there to fucking play dummy off. Is that the fans for what?

I'm saying for attacking their own. To be hostile to go there. The grass was about this long.

Okay, it was trudgy to get into and fans got stuck into you. Now the moment fans are like,

oh, hey guys, he's gone. Yeah, we're good. Yeah. Now it's any more sweet. What's going on there

with the fans? Well, listen, this feels like a set. No, this is a fucking set up.

This rakes it was set up. Mate, there's nothing to get hostile about. We were getting pumps, Jamie.

It's hard to be, to be honest, and Tobler can attest because he we forced him. He was super

hungover. We forced him deep into the hill to get to get footage. And he was sweaty. He's

eyeballs were sweating. You don't see that often. Most of the fans were turning on the fucking

team. Can I give you two changes or the coach? Yeah, give us a couple of changes. Rooks the 14,

whilst the six. Why would you do that, mate? What's what do you reckon? What's prompting that move?

They're not going to win the comp this year, manly. Okay. They're heading towards Wooden Spoon.

Wow. Let's give him some time to adjust to NRL football. Yep. He's shown in the trials that he's

got this brush, sorry, this brand of attack that's going to just be something different to what

they've had. They've had cherry items for 15 years, where it's been out the back, Tom Treboyevich,

all this kind of stuff. Let's give the kid a go. And if he doesn't succeed, let's just

lease these in our system. He's our future. Luke Brooks and Jamal Fogel. Oh, fuck.

Oh, Jesus Christ. Oh, my God. You got it. Oh, my God. With a little.

With a little. Oh, the kicker. That kicker. Oh, my God.

Oh, baby. Legs live in a leg in the capital. Offloads your buzz. But if you're manly and then I'd

move Jack Treboyevich to the bench. Yep. Yep. I'd have Heatherington. Who would you start up front?

Heatherington and Heatherington. Go to the back row. Go to the back row. Just give me some foot.

What about Bullymore starting? Bullymore starts. I'm not mad at a Bullymore starting.

What if you move Jake to the to the front row? How would you use Joe off the bench of that?

I've moved to the front row. I think right now in the competition that's so fast,

if you're trying to defend at the start to win a game, you're not going to win.

You need to have him come on and hold the tide. All right. But he might not be used.

But he's got to hold the tide. He can't change the tide at the moment. But he's been such a fantastic

player for so long. Not even play through him at the moment. They're not even playing through him

at the moment. The rate is going to scurry, boys. I'll go K.O. Week. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Defense. Good defense. Hold the tide. Was it create the tide? Is that?

No, you can as a bench player, you used to be like, I'm off the bench, dad. And you're like,

what are you doing off the bench? Now it's so important. The six on the bench, strategically,

he can go on. If they get off to a fast start, foot speed through the middle of the rack,

they score a try. Everyone's feeling good. All of a sudden, you've got Luke Brooks out of

dummy half. What's his strongest point? He's a ball runner. So out of dummy half, he's got a good

pass. He's a ball runner. You can have Jake come on when they're up 12, 6, 14, 6, whatever and try

and hold the tide a little bit. Feel like an intervention. If you need to change the tide,

you probably can't use him at that time. But, you know, Roo said it during the week, like,

playing 60 minutes is not going to get them going, manly. I'd like to see Jake start at 5-8

personally. Well, I mean, he's got great hands, mate. He's one of the great link man,

all the time. He can do a job at six, you know. Hey, boys, I reckon this Canberra Jersey is the

most home looking away, Jersey. I've ever seen in my entire life. But does it need to be a way

when you're playing a green side? It should be. But this is their away, Jersey. Their home,

Jersey is mostly white with a bit of blue. Oh, really? Their home, Jersey's white. Yeah,

that's weird. I think it's, they've got it in the inverse. Too many, Jersey's. Listen, that

does not look like an away, Jersey. But I'm also like, if you're playing a green team, where would

it be the fuck you want? I am a. So he best Jersey of all time. What comes to mind for you?

Here's a chance for the dogs. Marcelo on the go. Yeah.

I actually didn't mind the Panthers pink one. Greatest of all time.

No, no, no, I didn't mind it. That wasn't the question. What's your, what,

Jersey, did you not mind at least? Sorry, mate. I'm still be fine. The Panthers like

brown white, brown white was tough. Where? Yep. Okay. The Panthers pink was the footlocker, Jersey.

Yeah, the footlocker, Jersey. What about the, what about the Manly Seagulls Pepsi 96 Jersey?

Yes. That gets blood in it. The other one that does is the Indigenous Jersey with

cliffy lines on the front. Oh, that's the greatest, that's the greatest Manly Jersey ever.

If anyone's got one of those and they want to, that is, I won't buy, I won't buy another

team, Jersey. The Indigenous Jersey was cliffy lines face on the front. I don't even remember it. That is,

that is, that is, we got a game of rugby league. Game of rugby league on here.

Stephen Cron is an absolute sico. Was he on the, on the right there? Yeah. Now on the left,

he comes around a little bit. That's right, man, but he's come around a little bit. Look at this

little offload. This is glorious stuff. Yeah, but it's a setup, too, boys. Have a look at this

little second man play. So he starts here. Oh, look at his move. Look at his move. But what he does

is he trails Burton and then kind of trace his moves out. Sebastian Krish just puts his hands in

the cookie jar and then boom. Panthers are dribbles. They brought to you by Ned's,

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Look at the managers commit bulls who wants it. And that's CEO gets sanders one-on-one. That's

like video where they're like, hey, we can do this execution. That would look like that look

like very fuckable shape, Jamie. Yes, it was. And I don't want to turn this into a bully session

by any means because he's not here and it's not fair. But Sebo did triple the unders. Keep that

in mind. Oh, but I've got it in me bet. But did he triple it? What's he under?

Pretty shorty nine and a half. I think it was 48. Let me double check that. Did he triple that?

Pretty sure he triple that. The boys can check. I don't know. Oh, he might have actually.

I'm pretty confident. I'll check that for you ladies and gentlemen. So I remember thinking

that'll make for great streaming. Let's see what Sebo did. We want points in, don't we?

Well, sort of. Well, he did he triple 49 and a half. 49 and a half. We're at 10

after third eye. But you and I, you went under 50 and a half. Give a fuck. 49 and a half.

49 and a half, 10 after 13. I'd better lose the bet. Yeah, definitely. Let's go. Let's go.

It's alive. Mate, as if we don't want Sebo to be hurt and delight. He's already down

49 and he could be down 30 by waycans and that's huge. We should be biblical.

Oh, we knew the boy. Come on. I thought left footers could kick.

Yeah, I know. Connor Tracey and the draft team by the way.

Just in terms of I know we were discussing jerseys that get blood in it.

That ball dogs with high under on the front look pretty cool. I just saw a fan wearing one.

Are we fans with with collars boys? Yep, we like the collars. Are you?

I don't know if I've ever got to wear one with collar. Really? Are you in the post collar era?

I think so. Well, drags. We haven't changed the jersey. That's where a young Jamie Sear would have had a collar.

Did you? And the rooster's would have had a collar in the early days. Maybe I don't know.

Can we look that up? Can we look up? Four roosters. Definitely.

We're you first. You're first. I was a five. Look up. Oh, five roosters. Jersey.

Mate, I reckon you did. I reckon the Jersey. The collar disappeared after 05.

Was out with a five roosters. Was that car buyer's guide? Sponsor on the

it may have been Western. Was that? Was it Western? I reckon most new you must go on by then.

That was Samsung. I remember Samsung. But that was when jerseys were like way too big for you.

Big loose cotton. Big fuckers. Yeah. Guru, any news about the sardine not playing? Oh, fuck I hope not.

Jesus Christ. Guru. 40 20. 40 20. So sorry. What?

And our old physio said he had a calf strina in his out for a month. Oh, shit.

Burton with the 40 20 there. Ladies and gentlemen, he was my bet loss.

Let's put us left. What's happened to your oil? Where's your oil? What happened to your oil?

You want to talk about? I mean, I know that you know, oil is fucking, you know,

the more and all that. Well, you don't have any. You don't have any mate.

And there's a shortage of things. Yeah, like if I'm driving, if I'm driving a,

you know, a row and I'll look down at the oil lights on. Holden row. Yeah. Holden row.

I'm betting on fantastic form right now. No, you've just tripled me at the knees.

No, no, I've been pretty good too. I'm going to talk about betting. I'm just saying like,

your male, mate, your oil, what is your oil at, bro? Try here. He starts to get sweaty at home.

So he's never met seven. Have any of you? He would have loved to slap the evening.

Yeah. Oh, the problem is you always come with room, which we love. So there's no room for the

seba. No, there is. Well, here's two more points. Oh, okay. Can you only do a max of four?

Oh, we've done a five man. We've done a five man. He's a possibility of five.

We did it with him. There it is. Okay. A couple of things. Still about to even miss out

every one day. I love it. Love it. Oh, he's ripped that out. That's Tommy Starman. Yeah, I gave

the boys a little, maybe a little nugget for about even just with the celebrations.

His my favorite part is watching the bangs on Monday. Oh, yeah, he likes the Monday bangs.

Oh, you like the bangs? Yeah. Do you want? Should I share it? Yeah. I just think like

when you get a bang, like you just like dry out. So he wants an edit for if you don't pick it up

when it goes bang, it's like you're going bang. Oh, I got to be honest with you. I'm into that.

Yeah. Yeah. I just thought. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Seeing you guys. We weren't at the

front of the bang. You know, you mean I hit two bets last week. So we did two bets last

week. I came second. I'm coming second. I don't know. Jesus Christ. Oh, no, it wasn't me. They're

always having to go up me made. Even though I'm fucking killing it. All right. Six, so 12 points

with 64 minutes to play. Sweaty Greg it on. Sweaty Greg. As he texted. No, no, yeah, we might call

him. Yeah. We'll call him in half time with Sweaty. Yeah, definitely have to. Anyway,

just to lock off my mainly point. Okay. Here we go. Because you've clearly cut you. You know

what's happened? It's guru sit. Yeah, I've been like coming here. I've been in Port Macquarie.

We do our podcast. That's it. Oh, you don't talk to him. Right. You never texted.

You text non-fugging. We sex. We sex. Yeah. Right. We like sex. Yeah. We go imagine if

1996. Yeah. What happened here? What's a pass mark for Manly this year?

Passed like not not well. Certainly not the spoon. I reckon like top four top four top

winning top four top 12 top 12. That sounds bad, right? I'm saying that now it feels bad to save it.

The first two weeks have been poor, right? I still would like to make the top eight, Jamie.

Can we? Okay. Let's let's let's start. Let's you want to you want to talk Manly or talk Manly?

You want to talk about Manly? We're talking about why why have we struggled to sign front rowers?

I don't think that's your problem. You don't think it packs their problem because that's all I

have fucking ever eat. We don't have we don't have enough big men. No, no, no, no. You've got

a second. Who's a big guy? Yeah. Who's your alpha? Yeah. Yeah. Hey, the ring tent. Look at this. Big red.

He just put a little bit of chili under the nostril. Oh, that a bit of bloody. Is it a bit of shoulder charge?

No, that's attack. No. Oh, that's a tiny puppy. There we get cinnamon for that probably. No.

I think it's your hooker at times. Oh, shit, dude. That's not good. Brenna wake him.

Hey, that is not good. He's off 10. Give him 10. Give him 10. Just give him 10.

Don't send him off your dog. Just give him 10. Don't ruin it. Don't ruin it.

Don't ruin, right, Billy. Don't ruin, right, Billy. Thank you. Thank you. That should be that should be

five. Manly has been for quite a while now. Being the club that tries to create hookers.

Lock and croaker. Lock and croaker. He was a great player. Half a half a half of the

radio. But he was made. He was made to be a hooker. Yeah. And and and and maybe the the thinking is we'll

make wake him a hooker too. Wake him. Notice respect isn't isn't a first grade. I so like

whatever. Right. He's just nine. Luke Brooks should be your 14. Joe. I'll should be six.

And then who should be nine? Simkin. Simkin nine. Simkin. Go there and tackle for 15, 20. Yeah.

Brooks, come on. Generate the rock. Yeah. And then he he he strikes me as someone that could be a

good nine. Could you tell me just explain to me to Eddie to the people at home generating the rock?

Well, you rolling it even. Yeah, he's rolling it. But it's it's it's recognizing

going to run and when to pass. Watch what's Bailey Haywood here. Right. They're rolling at the moment.

So he's rolling the rock. But he doesn't need to have a run. Okay. He's wide. He's just passing

off the deck. He's got to have good service. He knows what they're trying to do to get to an edge.

Okay. Good good dummy halves. When it's a quick one, they come out of dummy half and they manipulate

it a little bit. You got a hot. See how they get to the three man there. Oh, that's a

oh, you bastard. K.O. But he just comes out a little bit, holds two players in there,

but he doesn't over plays hand. Yeah. You know, good dummy halves do that. Brooks to me strikes a guy

that could recognize Ruck's beat. Last week, his best carries were when he ran. He didn't

go to the plays on. Well, he's never been so and so. And so like, um, what how do you read then?

First game of the season, Joey, Joey Walsh on the bench. Second game of the season back to,

um, back to Cup. Like that's to get him. That's to get him to get. No, no, but, but wouldn't you,

but that is kind of like foot down. Let me speak. Let me speak for a second. If you, if it was about,

if it was about getting runs on the board, why wouldn't you be able to cut from round one?

What? Like you have, what's the benefit of ship? Yeah, but he didn't imply. No, but I think

it was 14. He was 14 week one in Cup, though or not? No, he was on. He was 14. He was 14 for

mainly in round one. So is it not to give you, it's not to give you, um, it's not to give you options,

right? It's another whole point of the six man bench. And then afterwards, they're like, we need to

get this guy. He was named at 14. Yeah, I know, but you've got to name someone at a number. Yeah,

but teams of play Thursday, Friday have the luxury of playing their other guys on the weekend. If

you can still play him. Yes. So you can do that. But, but the thing with Joe, while she's,

he showed enough in the trials to be in the team. Yeah, he did. And you just say, like,

if you're going to go down swinging, then go down. Oh, great tackle. Oh, great tackle.

Is that a semi-cris? A semi-cris. A semi-cris and Ethan Stratton. A semi-at-home too, isn't he?

He's up in a bit. And a penalty. Okay. Oh, he's offside. What are we talking about?

You know, how many penalties have they had? Fuck me. That looked fine.

This was just a good, I thought this was a good old fashioned rugby like shot inside the tent.

Is there a world? And maybe not because Tabna is a pretty young guy, I believe. But like,

his Hudson young got any captaincy material in him down line. If he pulled, he like, if he,

if he got some things out of his game. Under Ricky. Under Ricky. He's got,

I mean, out of his game. Yeah, he hasn't, yeah. For the most part, he hasn't.

Someone he came back six weeks later in the eye. Yeah, that was good stuff. I didn't even

even get so pure. Yeah, no, it was great. And that was, that was hardy young. But you know, he,

he feels like he's sort of a bit more, we certainly more senior. Australian rep, where the

hoodie could be a future skip. What are you saying in Galvan? Yeah, I, I had, you've watched

halves get the get near coaches and stuff like that. And you look at what's Galvan strength?

He's a ball runner. He's not a ball player. At the dog, he has to be a ball distributor like

a ball player. You know, he's runs have gone down where he's actually, he's a big dude. Like,

they're spined with him and Burton, both over six foot. They're big guys that can run the

footy. Have you guys met Galvan? No, no, I met him at, I met him at scopes golf day. Burton's

fucking enormous. That's what I'm talking to you. So the dog strength should be front door.

Yeah, we're going to out hustle you defensively, but attacking wise, we're going to run, step,

be a threat. And then that, what that does is condenses the defensive line. Then you can play

at the back. A lot of their shape is out the back, out the back. So you got to go, you got to go

throw him before you go round him. Hey, look at Lockheed Galvan. What is he? 90, 93 kilos, six foot

two. Yeah, he's tall. I don't know what he, how big he is, but like, he was, he wasn't huge.

And I met him in fairness couple of years ago. And he's still the Tigers. Yuck. So like, he was a

skinnier boy there. You know, he's a young man. But do he's the same? Do he's fucking huge? Yeah,

but he's tall. And what's his strength? Yeah, but do his big, do his big thing. Do all of

you say the Lockheed Galvan's the same size as I can now he is. As Adam do it.

Yeah, I'm 64, 85 kilos. Galvan's 64? That's what I mean. This big man. Yes.

Yes. I did not think that. I didn't know he's that big. Six four is fucking huge.

That's what I'm saying. I'm 64. I don't know. Maybe we're bigger.

We've never met him. Where? It scopes golf tape. Was he there? Yeah. And you didn't go,

that's 64. I didn't think six. Mate, if you've met someone, you know 64 when you've been around

it. That's what I'm saying. Six four is breathtaking. That's what I'm saying. How heavy? I didn't get

six four. I got, he was, this is Tigers. He's heavier than 85. He's, I won't believe that he's

85 kilos. Oh, I know. Six four, six fours out. Six fours. Huge. What's Matt Burton? He

beats I've six. No, no, no, I can burn six three. Six four. Six four. Six three, mate. He's

big boy. He's taller than Hudson Young now. He's fucking, he's a big bit of gear. What's

Burton? Burn six three. Six three, 105 kilos. That's, there, there is no way in hell that there's

23 kilos difference. Well, 20 kilos difference between the half and five. Where are you looking

up there? Starts top up. Wikipedia. Go club website. Yeah. Wikipedia. No, they do, they do, they do,

they do. They do pull that across, but go to the club website. Yeah, but they also lie on the club

website. Yeah, right. Okay. I mean, it's like me, Ryan. It's, you need to give, you need to give

trouble then a little bit more because anytime he goes, Wikipedia on the podcast, you basically

filay him on air. So like when, when is he left? No, no, no, no, no, no, incorrect. I filay him when

he doesn't use Wikipedia. No, incorrect. You want to use chat? Is that correct? He says he

want to use chat. No, no, no, no. He goes under these dicky weed fucking websites and I go,

either use chat or use Wikipedia. Is that correct, trouble? No, it's not. That's correct. You

want to use correct. He's saying it's correct. That doesn't mean anything. He doesn't even know

what's going on, son. Go find it. You say chat. Use chat. Use chat. And then before we were saying

use chat, I said use Wikipedia because you go under these weed fucking websites. He does go on

to weed websites. He does. Okay. Well, one saying is if the bull, if you're the bulldogs, it might

be like when I was Rowan, okay, back in the day and I lied about my weight because I was skin

and bones. So if you got a program, I was pretty sick. I was pretty sick. See, if you pull up a

program, Jamie, of 75 kilos, I wasn't a 65, but you don't want to give the fucking enemy an inch

to your, see your lie. No, you don't. See, that's the play right there. So Bailey Haywood, the

Rucks so fast, he comes out for a run, but they tighten up. If he passes there, then the next

ones are run because look how stagnant it is, they're attacked. Kiki has got the hair dyed again,

too. I think that's a dangerous sign. Oh, you love to see it. I don't, I mean, Tawala, who's,

you know, he's come in under Accommonia circumstances. He's got some streaks in his hair.

Does he? At least, oh, that's fine. Let's play on there, ladies and gentlemen, don't you dare.

On the dog's website, Galvern is three centimeters shorter at six three. And wait,

if there's no way that's six four, there's just no way you're six four. He's extremely fit,

too. Look at that. 14 for 14. What's his, what's his Bronco? He's got the record. Four, four,

what is it? Four, 14, four, four, seven or something. That's, that's moving, bro. Do you run Broncos?

Sally? You serious? There'd be blokes. I'm coaching the Old Bar pirates this year. Boys,

there'd be blokes. There'd be like watching this. There's no way that bloke runs.

Hey, shout out to the Old Bar pirates. Hey, the pirates boys run the police on this week.

Who are they playing? We are playing a central coast them in a trot. You don't know the name of them,

do you? Who cares? No, that's a great point, fuck off. I just care about the pirates. No luck. He's,

he's, he's boys still getting around Old Bar, he's in Old Bar, wasn't he? He's coming back for a lunch

soon. He came up there with his roosters SG Ball site. For this year for a little scrimmage.

He's coaching, huh? Yeah, he's coaching. So he can't, he bought his squad back. They had a camp

there in Old Bar and we, we did a scrimmage against him on a Saturday mornings. He's such a,

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Oh, who's there? That's going dead. Mr. Reload.

Oh, great play. Hudson Young. Let's go. Okay, quick tap, my guy. Let's go. Let's go.

I saw Boyd after the game and their three best players got injured in round one.

And I was just talking to him and I was like, fuck, devastating. He goes, yeah,

we've got a good squad. I think we'll make it work. And I was like, love it, Boyd,

it's S.T. Boyd. You've lost your three best players. See you later.

They've lifted the trophy at the end. Oh, wow. Yeah, all right. He just like,

I just listened to him talk because obviously he's trying to get something out of the session.

We're trying to get something out of the session. We don't really train like three or four times.

Here's short passes. Love that. Oh, Marcelo in. What's tomorrow? I got, oh,

but when he talks, it's just with purpose. And you can see he's done, he's done his homework

around how to talk to guys, how to get the most out of them, all that kind of stuff.

And everything was just to a tee. You're like, he's going to be a first grade coach. He will,

yeah. He'll be a first grade coach. I reckon he may even coach the Blues.

Oh, jeez, that's nice. Well, like maybe rather than later, I think he may be the next coach for

the Blues. Wow. That's a huge peak. Is there a polymarket on that? Probably. I'm sure there

would be somewhere. I don't know who in America is getting on polymark. Oh, no, the left foot

is made. Oh, yeah. I've never seen a single bloke gig in life. Oh, I didn't say it was the right

option. That was terrible. I've pinned him inside the tent. You're welcome. Oh, no, it's pretty good.

That was awful. But yeah, I just think the way that he conducts himself

and he's such a Blues legend, right? Well, that's what we've been lacking as well as like a

next big dog to come in and coach. We blew through all of our legends in two and a half years.

Yeah, we blew through it. And then Magfuck this and that's all right. He went and want to calm.

That's all right. And there's a few that said no. So it's been pretty dry. It's a

star. Starling. Luckily, he got 20 hookers. That's so true. Yeah, it's like a box party.

Good for me, Ro. Hope you're all right, Tommy. But you know what we're saying. You get it.

Well, friend of the show. Oh, I just have an emergency burner. That's a stinker. That's

stinker. I get up my wallet. Oh, just a stinker. I have your jam there. You're right,

my wallet. Did you have something to tell me something was there, son?

Matt, I used to stay in here. Yeah, so we used to stay in his house for a couple of years,

we stayed in his family home in a vocal on our family holiday. Did you know what this is?

It was only after we did the party from there. No, I knew. Yeah, my sister. Oh, no, someone's

what he didn't poke in the eye. No one, no one looks more like their old man than fucking

Ethan Strange. He looks like an Ethan too. No, he looks like an Ethan, but yeah, that was accidental.

But you look at his old man. He coaches the women's rooster sort of thing. Yeah, and you're like,

that's fucking Ethan Strange's dad. Starling, sweet. You're right. It was a stinker. Yeah, of course,

it was. I don't say a stinker before me. Well, it's pissing right now that. Oh,

that camera rides might not be a month. Oh, buddy, usually, man. Oh,

said the the the the the great key sweating less. Yeah, he's sweating, man. He's got the speed

as long as I'm just oh, I'd love a he'd be in the bath with Preston. He probably would be in the

bath. I don't know if he's got a bath at this place. I'd love to have a bath. No, well, he

was somehow sitting at bars, man. You know, he used to blow up his own bath. Yeah, he's so he

in his Mrs. So he'd like, he loves a bath. So breaks and that greets our baths culturally. Yeah.

And then they moved into a place in Clivelli didn't have a bath. So he brought a blow up like a

foot pump blow up bath and he'd fucking soften all water. He'd have to he'd get the

saw of him going with his mouth and then he'd have to drain it the same way. Yeah, suck on his

own bar for water and then drain it back into a sink. And it was like he'd do bets in gambles

in the bath. Yeah, yeah, it was it was real it was real sick. He's an over tonight away from

getting in a bath. Yeah, if he if he if he oversees, he's got to get in the bath, surely.

The bath bet. The bath bet. Yeah, he put his bets on in the bath. Let's drink COVID, was it?

Oh, it might was early days. I don't know if it was COVID or not. I can't remember when we were

doing this show, but I think it was after COVID started, but still during it. I think if you

know what I mean, what is going on here with the milk? It's all over the shop, man. They're just

running sideways. I can't get out of their own hands. Big chaotic.

So they need someone to they need one of the essence to just stand up and fucking direct the show,

run it a bit. They need sticky to run on there and just a low-flowing torpedo down to the corner.

And then just walk to the scrum. Did you see sticky kick and footies into the

fuck into the trees when he was my coach? Fuck. There's one time, right?

Sticky's called us in. We go down to Johnny Lewis's boxing ring, right? Yeah.

And he looks at me and Josh Lewis and he goes, right? Whoever wins this, used to get in the ring,

whoever wins this fucking fight is going to be the number seven on the week.

Oh, look at Josh Lewis, I'm going to sweep. We put the gloves on, we're coming in,

shut the arm, I can do a bit of that stuff, I just shut the arm, I just bust, get Josh, he's like,

oh, man, like that. Sticky, right, you're out. Bang, I'm like, oh, I think I'm okay.

Right, I don't know, when you come in, when you just come in, like that Simpson, Lisa says,

he's just coming on his bang, bang, bang, just beat the shit out of me.

And then I just like, no one ever, like Sticky didn't go, you're the number seven,

I'm going to go boxing train with Johnny Lewis once a week.

Oh, Sticky, what are we doing? I'm a shit boxer.

So I had to go and boxer heavyweight, he's like, I've got toughing out, man, you've got tough

in your life. What are we talking about? So we've done that. But the one thing about Sticky,

when you look at him now, he's got the respect of his players, where they want to play for him.

Yes, but they need to turn one of these like good seasons into like a,

a champion. It's got to do it. Yeah, they got to do it because they've got good youngsters,

they've got the best coming through. I mean, if they even sounds, go down, they've got Coby Black,

yes, you got on Patty, like they've got Spine down there for years. So she's

have done what we're publicly off the field, haven't they? They can see it too.

Do you reckon that if things have gone better in that, in that,

that final against the Broncos, they could have gone on with it, or they were still short?

I think they could have gone on one up. It would have been so devastating, and they won

it three times. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. They've won a three. We've got to weak off two if they

won that. Weak off. They would have been feeling weak off in Canberra. Didn't know what's the sharks,

didn't they? Yeah, that's tough. They ran out of gas. That hurts. Yeah. I think they could have

gone on one up for sure. So they would have had Penruth. Oh, pick it up. Penruth at home in Canberra,

grand final, anything happens. Yeah. Well, we don't know because we don't. We made that whole

Brisbane would have gone back. They would have had to play Penruth the week earlier, wouldn't they?

Yeah, I think so. So we might have got the Broncos like play on the other side against Melbourne.

They may have played Brisbane in the grand final. So the thing that they've got is they're all

young, and they played last year, they played with not reckless abandonment, but they played with a

sense of like controlled shit is how I sum it up. Yeah, controlled shit. Yeah, they just knew

everyone. Oh, no. No. Are you serious? Who is that? Oh, my goodness. That is Brails, Brails, Brails,

Brails. Can I pose a question to everyone? We might have spoken about this this week. Oh,

did you read Brails? Oh, fuck it. If you're not going to have Owen Patty in the team,

you start with Brailin, you bring Starling off the bench day. That's, yeah, anyone you're

going to have this conversation this week. Yes. Paddy cake, paddy cake. I know you're

obsessed with it, and that's a battle I know. If it comes down to it, if it comes down to it,

you can only pick one, because I know this, you know where I'm going with this. You can only pick

one of Brailin's. No, no, no, no, no. Riley Smith or Owen Patty. You can only pick one for

your team, because I know both of them get you to make sure you're drawing on the track. You've

got a paddy. He's a paddy. Paddy's a proper fucker. Yeah, nothing gets the road strides as

loose as the paddy man right now. Does he easy and you hop good? Oh, nice early kick.

Who's your, um, who's you could be anything for this year? I don't think I've heard.

Hope you stop doing it. No, we're still in the business. I'm still open for it. You haven't

stopped doing it, have you? No, I'm still doing the damn thing. Oh, you're just trying to mix it up

a little bit. Makassini's obviously right up there, but we all know about him. Yeah, we do.

No, he's already something. I don't know. So like the years, like the, the years of you picking

Jamie Sier from Relative Obscurity, Rubin Cotter, we know and knew what was doing, like how those

years over. They're not over yet, but there still has to be a guy there. You don't want to push it.

Yeah, okay. Huddy split, Huddy split, Huddy split. What's bad for you is we see a lot of them.

You say a lot more of the trials, like they start trials and they have a good game. It's like,

when I was 12 years old, down in Henson, Oval, watching the new town Jets 5, 8, he took

a few goals from halfway. No one else was there. It was just fucking me.

Different tone. Different tone. It was a better tone. Yeah, I was killed.

This had a big hill that you could just grab a 40-20s off. Oh, look at that father and sons teeth

not there. That's fucking right. That's right. That's the milk. That's the milk. That's

camera. It's chocolate milk. Oh, that's fucking well. That'll do that to you. Yeah, that's right.

Have you ever had the lime-grain milk? Probably. Probably that school in camera when I was there.

It was actually not bad. I mean, it's good. He put enough sugar at anything. I was probably

going to tell this guy about the milk. I don't know what it does to the stool.

Well, back then, nothing now. You get to be clinging like a penguin. Yeah, I got it.

Just after lunch, you finish handball, you just like ask Clint to just go into full form.

Tobler just said this is, Joey just mentioned Johnny Lewis on channel line says it was

his birthday yesterday. So you want to give him a happy birthday? Johnny Lewis. Oh, we go,

and I'll boxing catch him on. Dogs are going to story. I don't ever pick that guy left. Dogs in.

Oh, good kick. Good. Oh, he's done the, uh,

Anders looks pretty good. Anders looking good. Anders looks pretty good.

And Gavin looking tall. I'm not going to lie. He does look quite tall. Yeah, he does. He does.

Who's going to win the comp? Oh, Sally Penruth. Man, they look pretty good.

Imagine they're sitting at home, right? Last year, they've won four out of the last five.

And I haven't guys. Hey, boys, what are you up to? Oh, you're in town. Yeah,

sweet Dylan Edwards. I say, hey, boys, come around mine. I'll put a bar beyond. We'll watch the

grand final together. And then as soon as it finishes, this guy's right, boys, let's get the

second work. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. And I say, yeah, he's like, yeah, sweet or good.

I'll just do that. They come up with a plan where they just fit up. Then when they won four in a row,

Dylan Edwards looks like he's gone back five years. Yeah, he does. Dylan looks like he's

a Benjamin buttoning. Yes. And then you got to have his first offseason ever. That's what I mean.

Yeah. So they've had an offseason where it's like the narrative's like, oh, can we, can we climb

them out and again? Oh, take him out. Oh, that's a penalty. That's a penalty. Absolutely idiot.

Wait, can I do that? Oh, yeah, can I not drag? Wait, can I not do that? It's like, it's like

double movement when they score a try. It's like, wait, can I not fucking put the ball down

and then like, granted, like, no, no, dude, no, you can't. What a joke. It was complete.

This is a dumb penalty. Who are the panthers going to play? Complete. They're there finished. Oh,

in the grand final, I think probably be Melbourne. It's business as usual. It is. I think it'll

be Penrith Melbourne, man. Yeah. What do you think? I heard someone saying, I can't

remember where I heard it, but like, the Melbourne haven't been as, I mean, obviously, I beat

the shit out of paraphrase around, but like, they haven't been as good necessarily as, like,

Penrith have been fantastic. Melbourne were going toe to toe with the dragons until far along,

I pulled something out of his PP. Yeah, agree. I think we're going to say the real Melbourne tomorrow.

Oh, press. Oh, that's a great tackle. I think we'll see the real Melbourne tomorrow.

At home. Oh, you're going to find the Bronx up. Yeah. Yeah.

Like, there's so many distractions going on for the Bronx at the moment. Can I, like,

the Broncos hate. Now I feel like everyone is sort of going, okay,

and this and not to say that, man, Eddie, you've been old school fucking get off the Broncos back,

but we have. We've been calling it for a while. We've been calling it the whole time. But now it feels

like everyone's like, this Broncos hate is ridiculous. Yeah. Criticism is rude. They're, I've said

they're rude. They're still the champs until they're still someone knocks them off. But it's round two,

and they're already under, they're under pressure before round two. Yeah. It's not the, I don't

care about the losses. It's the way they've lost. They didn't score a point against the Panthers,

who are your arched emphasis from last year. And then you lose a shootout against Paramata,

who got 50 put on them the week before. Yeah. That's, that's for me. I don't, the two losses,

but it's the way they've lost. They couldn't score points and they've scored points and then

couldn't defend them. So, but they're not similar last year. You don't start slow last year. No,

they won the 50 out of the gates. They won their first five in a row. They lost to the

Raiders round two. They won four out of the last four out of the first five. I think it was.

Okay, that's a good start at the very least. Oh, well, they smashed the roosters around one,

and then they lost to the Raiders in Canberra two. Walsh had like 12 errors or something.

Then Walsh got injured in like round four, round four. Oh, knock on, is it? Good memory, boys.

You go, memories fucked up. What are they going to do here? Oh, wow. Look at this. Take one.

Do you just take one? 14 points in the first half. And the less we get over here, the Greek

is warming his balls. Oh, the Greeks happy. The Greeks are happy, happy,

chappy. Warm Greek. We've got a warm Greek. There's a big what like tomorrow night? Roosters.

Dude, what a Friday night. Why? Hey, you got a six o'clock game. I don't know, but I don't mind it.

What? Well, I'm going to be up in Queensland with me. I've made Eddie Simpson,

Jack Archdale and Cooper Johnson. We're probably going to have nothing to do, but what

drug be like? There won't be anything to do with what's going on.

Actually, we'll probably have us on the on the slappers as long as there's a screen.

You're in full. Oh, I am in full. We've been in pretty good form, buddy. Yeah, not the other day.

Oh, actually, no, we've been in full back. We've been really good, actually.

Let's have a good Friday and come back in this. We'll come back. We're going to do some

rose clothes. Yes, sir. We're giving away 13 plus eight, baby. What are you doing?

Got a gurus state. Gurus state. Saying a bit. We are back for the second half,

punters and dribbles, and it's whenever rugby league gurus on, we park the Titanic trivia.

Well, maybe we still do it. Who knows, but we certainly get rose clothes going. Now,

you need to put the captains hat on. Yeah, yeah. That's what's tradition.

Tradition dictates that you must wear the captain's hat. Now, what you're playing for punters

and dribbles is the phone number should be on the screen. Will you call him with your answers,

or your answers, depending on where you grew up? You're calling with your answer. You're going to get

a 13 plus jumper from your friend, Dominity, and you're also getting a one of one of what four,

one of one. I don't know, but a rugby league guru, Staden. Staden.

Yeah, it's a special student. It's a Toyota Cup theme. So brace yourself for that. It's the most

when I became an adult, you know, when you're an adult, this is the sort of things you want to

kick off in your life. I didn't have a Toyota Cup steed with my branding on it on that list,

but I should have. And he said, we're moving. That is so fucking good.

When we were coming out of the mile, he told me, he told Sarah and Sarah, you guys, you know,

my fucking address. Straight away. I love that boy. Straight away. That is so.

It's too warm for background, whether it's pissing down though. What I need from you at home,

to my left, one of the greatest field goalkeepers, the game has ever seen. Jamie Sauer, I want to know.

How many field goals he kicked against these two teams combined? Oh my God. And I would like you to

commentate one of them. Well enough. So he remembers. Holy shit. This is tough. I tell you why I like

this route. We live in a day and age where information is so readily available, right? That

that a faux fan could basically go chat. What's the answer? But you've got to be able to call

for months. Exactly right. So just say that the question again. I need to know how many field goals

say how he kicked against the Raiders and the Bulldogs combined and you need to commentate one of those

X amount of field goals. Just one of them. Just one of them. Only one of them. But and

say how he has to be able to relive it. Can you remember any of them? Well, I'm going to

soon remember it. Because someone's going to have to chat GPT. And when I say commentator,

don't mean like, say how he hits it. It goes over the crossbar. It's like blah, blah. It's a marker.

Blah, blah. It's a dummy half. So he gets the ball on the left hand side of the right hand side

of the record. He's 25 meters out, et cetera, et cetera. And say how he can approve whether or not

in fact, that happens. Okay. And this is this is partisan dribbles. Just a do you know the answer?

No, you know. Well, let's see the progress. No, but no, but I got a question. I got a question

here because this might be unfair. Say how he was in the moment, not watching the game. And he

may not know the commentary. He might remember the moment, but have you met this guy? Yeah,

once I he'll remember. Oh, no, I'll take him back there in it. Okay. Okay. Do you remember any

field goals against these two teams? Um, yes. Okay. One of these teams, you kick three field goals

in a like three games in a row. Yeah, you're just given away. No, well, I know. No, no. I know we

lost one after I kicked him. How many field goals he's got against total of these teams, right? Yeah,

he kicked three in a row. One point. That doesn't mean he only kicked three against a time. No, it

doesn't. No, it doesn't. A great point. Number on screen. Also, just a quick one while we wait

for the call, I just want to shout out Billy Slater who started following us today. It would not

nothing. He won Slater. Wow. So, you know, just just worth mentioning that the first power

now for us, how they sport, obviously, didn't listen. It's it's it's during origin. Well, it's

but it's worth it's worth acknowledging, Tom, because you and I, um, you and I have probably

more respect for that bloke than anyone else, then anyone else alive, right? That's he's started

there. He's always been the enemy. He's always played for the enemy. I've I've never

worked outside of Australia, obviously, punters, jibblers,

matters of natural interest. We all come together, come by our stuff, but generally speaking,

he's been the bane of my existence for a long fucking time. And it was it really came to a head

last year, obviously, when we lost the unloosable series. And he was and he was and he was he was the

man that orchestrated largely. So for him to follow the boys, yeah, tingles in the penis. What's

the ulterior motive there? Well, no, he was it's it's it's it's it's it's just it's just a nod

across the audience. It's just a nod. It's just a nod. It's just a nod. It's just a nod. It's just

a nod. It's not getting in early for origin. No, it's just a nod across the arm. Okay. We're also

channel nine alum, you know, oh, there's not anyone to bring it up. Listen, the dribbler seemed

like they're struggling out there just to remind her how many shock, huh? We've got Brock on the

line. Oh, Brock, Brock, you're there. Brock, where are you? Brock, you're there. Where are you calling

from, Brock? Breedy, boy. Brock, sat in front. Brisbane, Brock. All right. The answer to the question,

how many field goals are Jamie Kik against the Bulldogs and the Raiders combined? And you got to

commentate one of them. What do you got? I've got two field goals against the Raiders and

zero against the Bulldogs and no. Do you know the answer? Yeah, I'm pretty sure I do. Well,

okay, that you just will hold on a second. Can I hear his commentary? I would have I would have

liked through that you've come in with the answer. No, I know. It's like I wouldn't know, but

when I put on the captain's hat. Yeah, I know. Yeah. Like for you to think that

Brock said it confidently, therefore you're questioning yourself. And are you googling it?

Are you ruining the flow? No, this is embarrassing. No, you didn't tell us the answer.

If you fucking said you know, and then Brock, Brock, and you brought the whole fucking segment into

disrepute. Well, you didn't know the answer. That's what brought it into disrepute. No, I did,

I was double checking. Okay. We probably shouldn't let Brock commentate

thinks you don't need to give Brock, because if he's got one of those moments, Brock, did you,

did you call in and just guess? No, mate. Chat's got it all covered.

In fact, fucking. Let me comment. Let me comment that. All right, let him go.

Final seconds, ticking down. Schools are locked. Jamie South has the ball. He drips across the field,

sets himself up for outside the 40. The defense is rushing hard. South steps inside.

Get the tick away, struck it slightly. Who was it, dummy half?

Hey, Brock, you're full of shit. I'm going to call it as I say it. You're full of shit, my friends.

Yeah, Brock's full of shit. Yeah, Brock's full of shit.

Yeah, Brock's full of shit. Have a lot of fun with this.

But this has happened before when people just called up and just talked shit.

Yeah, they are. And you can't get a pass route.

No, well, you almost did, Brock, because you said it confidently.

Well, someone's keeping a field goal. At least raise your voice.

Yeah, you're going to put some excitement into it, Jack.

Have we seen Andrew Voss lately?

Yeah, you got it, mate. He's losing.

Lately, hemorrhoids sort of stuff.

With the Dally M stuff.

He's going to blow a gasket, old Voss.

To be honest, that's probably Voss's case.

Have you ever been asked to cast a vote?

I told Rue, when we first met, this is how you solve the bunker and the Dally M's.

Yep. Eight blokes. All girls, whatever.

Eight people. Yeah, humans.

They watch every game. They vote.

Eight people in the bunker.

They have a break.

There's so many people at home that watch six to seven games every week.

Let's pay them what they're worth.

You get consistency across the board.

There you go, Jamie.

So you say, I know you'd be watching it.

So are you saying so some the bloke to your right watches every game?

Should he be in the bunker?

Yes, I'd love to do it.

Dude, can you imagine the Bunker?

Can you imagine us doing the Bunker?

Now we're, now we're, now we're, now we're, now we're actually talking.

We're actually getting so much, we're, now we're actually talking.

Who would you have in the bunker?

If we, if it's us to say, I need, if I, if I had to, I need three more.

I need three more.

Who would I, who would I have in the bunker?

Us two in the bunker, give us three more.

Okay.

If you watch the game, Matty Jones in the bunker.

Matty's not watching every game.

He's not watching every game.

Matty's not watching every game.

We're in Undies.

Scope.

Yeah, scopes in the bunker.

Scope.

Okay, says me, gurus, scope.

I, I, I wouldn't want to do it, but I'd like to just be in there.

If I could just come in.

I want to hang in.

You can be supervised for a bite around.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, it is.

I'll come in and get started.

You're the origin.

We make sure they're fed, and so she is.

You're the origin round.

Where there's only, that's four games.

We'll order, yeah, that's it.

We'll order the pe, we'll order the pe, we'll order the pe, we'll order the pe, we'll do it.

During origin, I think we get a vote.

Give me two more people that love rugby league so much

that would watch all eight games every week.

Okay, hold on a second.

We've got scope.

We've got root.

Winston Neville.

He can't.

He's not.

He's not.

He's not, he's don't.

He's just stuck on it.

And you're not dragons?

He played for a couple of clubs in fairness.

No, I don't go for anyone.

We ended the game fan of the game.

Well, man, this is Dragons.

He's panting.

Hey, Dragon's second twice.

I'm not going for anyone.

Dragon's great point.

OK, I'm just testing.

On the line.

Tomkins, you can do it.

Tom, tell me you're there.

Tell me you're there.

Hey, boys, how are we?

Yeah, good mate.

Where are you from?

I'm from a little town in the River,

Enacore, Houston.

Shannon, the Houston.

Who do you go in?

I'm a, I'm a riff fan, mate, for you.

OK, riff.

All right.

Now, the answer to the question.

How many of the Houston boys?

How many field goals does Jamie Sao kick against the Raiders

and the dogs combined?

And you need to commentate with Gusto.

I'll remind you, Tom.

One of those moments.

Take it away.

I'll give you a bit of gusto, mate.

Look, I think it's all in total.

I'm pretty sure it's three Raiders and one against the dogs.

I can commentate the one against the dogs.

And I was there to witness at the SFS playing for Pandora.

Take it away, mate.

Commentate.

Right, right, right, right, right.

All right.

So he's the Pandora that played the ball.

Peter Wallace, he's taking the ball from Dummy Ha.

He's hit it straight back above the, around, around, around two players.

Get him off, get him off, get him out of here.

Peter Wallace is hit it.

And he's, and he's, and he's, thanks to your call, mate.

We had to get ready.

You're, fuck, you are wrong.

And we didn't get you.

Your numbers were off in the bloody, yeah.

OK, so we're still checking the score.

No, I'm, I'm, I'm kind of, with the fact that he's showing

him in Ben like, do you reckon he did this?

OK, OK, OK.

Tom, thank you for your, what I will say is,

shout the river in.

We've, we've known each other for a long time.

There we have.

Commentary wise.

Yes, yep.

You don't just like monotone it.

No, you don't.

No, you don't.

I've been a play by play.

The cedar of the mind.

Yes.

Oh, you've done some play by play.

I did it for 2GB for a couple of years.

I was doing the play by play, yeah.

Can you give us a bid e?

Well, you call, are we allowed to?

No, no, we're technically, no.

But were you calling or were you calling?

No, no, we are.

No, no, no, no, because you're not doing audio from the game.

There's no, if you're commentating,

you don't have the right to commentate.

Hold on, hold on.

Can I, can I, can I get a play by play of the 1990 kangaroo to I?

Oh, shit.

That's a big one.

It's a big one.

You want, uh, Ricky Stewart.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah, yeah.

I do that.

Do that.

Hip drop.

We've got Jordan on the line.

Oh, if you get the footage up, I'll commentate.

Ricky Stewart, 1990.

Can we get someone to get that out?

Yeah, we might have to work.

We chose the dummies and mouse.

I'll commentate that.

OK.

No rushes.

OK.

Who's on the line?

Jordan.

Jordan, are you there?

What's going on, boy?

Where are you calling from, Jordan?

Come on from Kujee.

Kujee, who you go for?

I'm a South Man.

OK.

South Man.

What is the answer to the question?

I haven't heard the other answers, but I think it's four.

Oh, well, I've got a fucking computer out there.

What's going on?

Listen, thank you, Jordan.

All the best with the year mate.

No.

That isn't correct.

Eddie said it's never been easy to get the correct information.

Well, no, exactly.

Thank you, Jordan.

It's in.

We get that footage up.

You've also got a prompt.

No, no, no.

Well, let's get the footage up at the end or at a break or at the end.

And then we can finish it with you.

OK.

What about this?

What about this punters of dribbles?

We're going to watch the game of footy.

We've got about 30 minutes to play.

It's at 8.6.

It's wet weather footy.

And it's a little bit dire.

In the end of the game, I can make you a promise.

9 and 9, he ashes to a game too.

Ricky sure it's dry.

Ricky.

Mouth thrice.

Mouth thrice.

Mouth thrice set up by Ricky.

Ricky's crowning glory if you want to go that way.

That will be at the end of the live stream.

Do you two know why it's Ricky's crowning glory?

Do you understand the context of the moment?

Listen, is it because we were down and we needed to win?

Why were we down?

Because we weren't good in the middle of the win.

Sticky through an intercept.

Ah, the ashes was gone.

We hadn't lost in years.

40, 50 years.

Can I tell you something?

Yeah.

That's why we did these streams.

Look at what he is doing.

Look at what he is doing.

Look at what he's doing on these streams.

That's why we've got that.

For the context, that's required.

I didn't know that.

He threw the intercept too.

I'm going to say O'Lockland.

Dribbling.

Ooh, I thought it was skyfield.

We've got a little more.

That's not skyfield, alright.

Michael, on the line.

Michael, where are you from?

from right. Deep voice, Michael. If you give some gusto here, you could be fucking on it.

Do you do any, do you do any commercial work? I'm a builder mate. A builder dude.

A builder mate. Pany drop at the tones, mate. Pany, uh, what, who do you go for?

Para. Okay. Take it away. How many, how many, uh, droppies? How many field goals did Jamie yet?

Two and three. So that's a very good commentate one of those moments with the

use that voice, mate. Good answer. I'll go, uh, round free against the Raiders in 2013. Okay.

So it catches the ball on the halfway line just before half the line. Just

one that is forward and strikes it. He goes drag and go in out of that to set the five to

seat the hard time. Yeah. Bro, I just, uh, I just, uh, I don't know if you're when you start.

Okay. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. What was your name again?

Michael, Michael, listen, mate. Um, it's your, it's your old mate Eddie here. Um, I'm just going to

coach you through this. All right. So I'm just going to coach your throat and you just, you just,

you just take a deep breath while I'm going to give you some advice. 13 pluses on the line.

I'm going to get football. And then I'm going to, if you get this right, you can have two,

right? Of you, of your own pick. So I'm just going to coach your throat. Deep breaths,

right? Set yourself up and then all he needed to do was go high and pause for a fact. He needed

to give it. He needed to give it something. Would it hurt you? Now if you're listening,

you got the answers, he was going to gusto it. Oh, oh, still I dropped it. I'll say it is. So, um,

I don't know if you will listen last week. It took, it took,

fuck it and the best part off and how to get someone to call in and, and, and just put it on a

bit of an accent for the boys. You know, every time people get nervous, you got to remember punters

and dribbles. No one is seeing you. No one knows who you are. No one knows who the fuck you are.

You're just an alias. You have to give it some boys. I want to tell you about the time.

Ricky Stuart asked me to play fullback. Did he? He's a, my plate. Two games, right?

Yeah. You know this story. So it's a day off. All right. I'm at home in the, in the show at

the time. I'm tucking into a quarter pounder. Lovely. How good to quarter pounder. Back fence

in a quarter pounder. Now this is 20 years ago when it was, oh, no, when it was actual meat.

Yeah. All right. No, it's in it now, but it was actual meat. Yeah.

Anyway, I'm smashing a quarter pounder, bang the phone rings. It's Ricky Stuart.

Yep. I might, what do you up to? No, not my stick. I don't need to tell him I'm smashing

a quarter pounder large fries in a Coke. No, he says, uh, I'm thinking about playing your fullback

this week. I said, oh, never put a fullback in my life. Well, good.

You guys, did you say I've never played it in my life? No, no, definitely not.

Okay. Okay. Let me just want me to my chin. Let's get, oh, thanks coach. Come on.

Okay. You guys, what do you up to now? No, no, no, must you guys, can you come in?

Okay. It's a, it's a wedding park. I'm gonna be day off in my head. All right. You guys,

yeah, man. It needs to come in. Well, yeah, no, I was my old coming, my driving in,

all the way to wedding park. I get it. It's man's sticky. Oh, he's putting up

torpedo bombs to me with no pressure on, but is he, is he stripping him? He's stripping him.

Yeah. There's no pressure on like that. He just wanted to see if I can catch it. Of course,

I can catch it's no pressure. All right. So you guys, all right. You have to play fullback this

week. All I need you to do is just when you get the ball dish off the wingers and just kick for us.

Wait, this is the best job in the world. I'm not gonna have to do anything. So we go at the

paramount, the old paramount of stadium. Oh, oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. No, no, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Oh, he's bleeding. Look at him soaked in blood. How do you do? It was a good, it was a good line,

though. Bloody young. So sticky. He's doing flotters, torpedoes. I'm feeling, I'm feeling quite

confident. We got the paramount of stadium. First one comes straight down like the gullet. Yep,

all good. Next one goes up. We get through the game. We lose whatever. Next week's in Melbourne.

right? Great. It's crazy. Through the game we lose whatever. Mind you it's

a five. I think maybe a five. Post Freddy. Yes, post Freddy. So three

grand files. We're the mountains to steep. Okay. Anyway so next week we go to

Melbourne. Okay. And he said to me, hey Phil, I said, yeah, man, it's not

too bad. We get in a Melbourne Friday night lights. Cooper can't put up this

first floater. You could read what was on the steed and all the way down. I've

closed the eyes. Bang. In the bread basket didn't make any meters of it. I'm

getting sprayed by my own teammates. Why don't you get up and rumble? I'm just

trying my best. Anyway, we go go on the game on playing fullback. I've got the

number one on the back for the first time. GI off the scrum. No surprise here.

80 meters. Well, straight through me. Try never played fullback again. What is

you expecting? How old was Ricky? There any no five? Oh, well, man. He retired in

pretty quick. I didn't know too. One I reckon for the dogs. He retired for the dogs.

And then when I come with them, you know, too. He must retire. So he won a

year after he retired. But he must have retired in 2000. He won Jersey Flake with

the rooster with the bulldogs. That was like Astasian first of them. Then he came

straight to the roosters. And he pretty much like him and Brad Fiddler went on the

1990 kangaroo tour together as players. And now they were captain and cut. He was

only. He's only how much older would would stick better than Freddie? Oh, it would

be that easy. Not scared. That's good for me. Can we look that up boys? But yes,

the old fullback experiment didn't last long. How old is Freddie Fiddler and Ricky

sure pressed the age difference? Oh, good boy. I reckon there's three years

between them and they were captain and coach. Is that the youngest gap captain

coach with out of fucking over team that's one without a doubt? This is a

Sabo's fucking crush the unders here. Yeah, that's tied all right. My goodness. What

was the like at the time, obviously that rooster side was fucking stacked like was

that was that like was that headlines on the back of every paper, paper given Ricky

the job? Well, I fall. We had all three grades. Yeah. But like was he was he too

green to be getting the coach to be getting a gig? I was sick. No, because he got

he got the gig, but don't forget Graham Murray had taken him to a grandfather

couple of years earlier. Yeah, he was getting a good time. Yeah, the bulk of a good

side there. Yeah, they went to a great time. I'm saying, did he get was he too

young to inherit that side? Clearly not. He won the calm, but then they didn't win it.

But they lost. They lost the side that was ready to win because they had Gus

there as well. Yeah. And he won't. They lost. They also lost the fucking

unillusable final against Penrith. Oh, 40 20. Oh, another one. This is set. Oh,

yeah, but in oh, oh, 40 five sticky staff was Ricky Stewart head coach John

Cartwright. Yeah. You had Ivan Cleary and Shane Flanagan. Really? Really? That

was the coaching staff. That's where his Flanagan was my coach and Jersey

Flanagan. Jesus Christ. That's hectic. Is that that's three premiership

and coaches? I reckon as well. That's first. The O3 side was better than the O2 side.

I reckon the O4 side was better than both of them, but they didn't get the job done.

You reckon the, because I thought the O3 side was considered like, but the

job was the O4 side better than the O4 side. I reckon the O4

is the best team to lose a grand final. They were unreal. Better than the O3 side,

because everyone was like, mate, they should have won that hands down.

Because they played Penrith, Penrith can't know where, but like you talk about

like that, that Bulldogs forward pack. It's renowned as being one of the best

deba. Toads, can you get up the roosters forward pack, you know, four?

Fletcher. On. Fletcher was gone by that point he left to know, too.

Bonetti. Not he was retired. Sir Craig Wing was the hooker.

Craig Wing. Crocker. More like Mick Crocker.

Kaleus. Kaleus. Katik. Fist-given. Ricketts. I don't think Nick

Caddick got on in the grand final. Really? In O4. Double check. I don't think he got on.

Sonny Bill killed Flannery, no.

Okay, lesson Peter Kusar.

Flannery up front, Craig Wing at nine,

Maulian, Mick Crocker in the back row,

Fitzgibbon at 13, then the Benches,

Chad Robinson, Chris Flannery, Ned Cattitch,

and Anthony Tupor.

Wait, he's got a goal with that, eh?

A young Anthony Tupor.

He was an unrioled Osiris.

He was a run up a young bulldozing rhinosiris,

Anthony Tupor.

Oi, go back and go, the streets will not forget,

Anthony Tupor.

No, Anthony Tupor is a fucking asshole.

Yeah, it was a fucking rhinosiris.

I'm telling you.

He started a try right on half time in that grand final.

He put me in a cello room, remember?

Short ball, and it was...

Well, it streaks down.

So he's not the only one who's put me in a cello room

for a try.

Oh, man.

Left foot.

Left foot.

Man, Eddie Bathas.

That's it.

We came over there.

We've told you that I'm moving times.

We came over off our guts and we watched it.

Tom and Tom and Tom, we came over here.

They in my bedroom.

I should have scored.

And then we went to Crane's then,

and we got absolutely pumped.

Oh, well, I mean,

34, 24 at this score.

Yeah, we got blown away in the first 20.

We've got Eddie on the line.

I feel like you should take this on, man.

Eddie.

Hey, how you doing?

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

Hey, what's your name?

William.

What was the date you dated, birth?

2002, 20th of July.

Where were you born?

Gold Coast.

What sort of, is that a base hospital up there?

What's good's going on?

John Flynn, John Flynn.

John Flynn, I think.

What's your bank account?

Eddie, what's the date?

So just go, you credit card and read it out quickly.

You're not going to get any credit card.

Oh, short side.

Oh, Sammy Greer's.

Oh, defense.

All right, play.

Are you a wire and IE?

I'm an IE.

OK, buddy, how many, how many, how many, how many field

guards you should know this?

Five, five.

Yep.

OK, what, what are you going to call?

23rd, 23rd round, three.

Yep.

Against the raiders.

Yep.

How many?

Dragons get the last track before the break.

Line drop out from camera.

Second, cleanly.

That's our right on the halfway.

He steps forward.

Not much doing here.

No.

South, that's himself.

From way out, this is an ambitious, big strike.

There's plenty on it.

It's high.

It's long.

It's over.

Jerry, say, gave me South from nearly 45 metres

out, four half-time.

An absolute monster of a field goal.

But the drag is still trial.

There he is.

I like it.

Roo's not happy.

Roo?

No, it's so sorry.

Were you trialing at that point when you hit that one point?

I didn't have for a losing, but my...

LAUGHTER

I'm giving it a go.

It's too late.

It's too late.

Eddie, mate, you've done fucking terrifically, son.

Who does he go for?

Tank.

Manly, manly.

Manly, manly.

Manly, manly.

Sorry to hear that, Ed.

Yeah, you gave him any too, Rude.

Eddie, mate.

Turbo is going to get your details.

And because you've been so spectacular,

son, you're going to get two third and pluses

of your chosen.

And a special round of applause, thank you.

I'm coming to your way, my friend.

Good on you, mate.

Thank you.

Bad times, someone shout a bit at you.

Shout a bit at Tigger.

Yeah, it took a manly, man.

Always.

It took a manly, man.

Always does.

Good on you, son.

Why are you about to even bet to you?

Mate, I'm fucked.

I got undis, but I need weeks in person.

Eduardo?

Martin and Preston.

You.

Raiders, one of the 12 undis.

Oh, I think.

Feel free to hold the ball at any point, Hudson.

Tank?

Low five, I think.

I've got Raiders to win in my scooters.

Well, you know, it's shit.

I'll tell you what, I'll say this.

He's not here.

But I'll say it, nothing is in all sorts.

There's not many things will terrifying

that a Sebo undis tripled.

He gets a man.

He gets him all the time.

Oh, I mean, he's not undefeated this year,

but he's doing okay.

Oh, everyone's down here.

Look at this.

Two from two.

Yeah, right.

Who's counting?

Oh, that broke his nose.

That a broken rugby leg nose.

Is that a broken rugby leg nose, right there?

Yeah, let's see it.

Oh, a bit of a dog shot there.

A bit of a dog shot.

What's the one team if you merely can't win it?

What's the one team you don't want to see win?

Don't want to see win?

Yeah, paramata.

Paramata.

Oh, it's broken.

Paramata.

Dragon.

Sorry.

I'm going to go for the dragon.

We know that's a lie.

I don't like, OK, so I don't.

Roost is on less I careless.

No, but I don't want them to win.

Are you going to, are you going to boot, Terry?

No, no, no, no, no, when he's a brookie, I will.

Oh, I'm not going to boot him.

Well, we're going to be here soon.

See, that's what I mean about the fans.

He's not no anymore.

I do, mate.

I do.

He used to be hostile, mate.

Yeah, he's fricking.

I'd boot.

I'd boot the fuck out.

Player for the opposition.

You boot the fuck out.

It's rugby leg.

It's fun.

It's fun.

I'm going to go to Brookvile, mate.

But I tell you what I'd like to see it.

You know, they go, they go, oh, here's a draw.

Brookvile.

Beautiful.

Sunday afternoon, four pints.

You reckon, so you reckon generally speaking,

blokes aren't booing anymore?

No.

I said, generally speaking.

I'm not saying generally.

I'm saying, definitely speaking.

You go to Brookvile right now.

Your opposition team.

You get one of those.

You get respect.

But you used to get this, boo, sour, you wanker.

You can't tackle the shit.

Mate, I was going to smash the shit out of you.

Now it's like, hey, all right, guys.

Everyone have a good game here.

Let's have a good time.

Well, I'll be honest.

That's my experience on the hill is not bad.

No, that's not it.

It's pretty fucking vocal up there.

And I reckon what your dawn is your bio-identified

a weak manly saw for the first time in 50 years.

And 80 years.

And you're fucking diving in on it.

I reckon if you get back to what's done well at Manly, mate.

Go back and watch this last week.

That wasn't the fans fault, Jamie.

That's what my point is, right?

If you want to make this about the fans,

are you feeling a Brooks when he called a kickoff?

We got the fucking, we got the fucking beat.

We got fucking boo when he let that one go.

Let me tell you, I was right there.

I was on your own.

No, no, you're fucking on your own.

Yeah, fuck it.

No, he deserved to get booed.

He deserved to get booed, you know it.

Manly, have you ever reached out to you at any point?

No.

I should have.

No.

I think they had no scum.

Oh, Tracy, he's going in here.

Oh, wow.

Look at Big Row.

Come on over there, boy.

Nice, sweet.

Ah, I'd love the Tigers to win this year.

The comp?

They won't.

You're not saying like, if you're fucking to make it.

No, like, the Tigers are the vibe team of 2026.

Like Viby, their colors, their jersey, their young players,

they're playing Benji Ball.

I can turn on a dime.

I've hated the Tigers before, but I'm like, after one game,

I'm prepared to say I like them.

Who was the Vog team of last year?

Maybe Raiders.

Raiders were definitely.

Yeah, definitely.

Yeah, nice.

That's a penalty.

It was 100% Raiders last year.

It's going to check it.

Raiders, Broncos were a little bit.

I think Broncos were a little bit.

It was a wee while.

Yeah, they became it.

I was so high on the way.

17 home games last year, something.

They always do, right?

They're always so nice.

It's like the first Thursday night Brisbane

I haven't had in seven years.

I would be a first half team.

First half of the year, dogs were until they just put the bloody

stick in their own spokes and fuck this season.

Dogs are a vibe team around Easter.

Not this dog team.

Yeah, but just generally now, this dog team has zero points in them.

And it's a fucking boring watch.

Like, as in this game's been, it's been interesting.

But like, the dogs don't have any attacking flier.

Remember, it ate six after 12.

More worried about the...

Yeah, yeah, of course.

I mean, I remember it, we were wrong.

So, it's said I have to go into his bath now.

No, because he bet under, so he's good.

He's back.

Oh, he's sweet.

He went hard at the unders.

Got to respect it too, because he was...

He was too young.

He was stupid areas.

It's funny you're an essay and you respect him

because you were talking about half-mic.

Oh, you were talking about half-mic.

And on-mic.

And on-mic.

And even worse, off-mic.

Here's John Strange.

But it's John Plane.

John Plane.

He's doing well for an old fella.

They can't win this year, the roosters.

You have to have a W.

Oh, I know a W.

Rooster Broncos again for the next three years.

Yeah, right.

Well, they're just a fucking weapon side, eh?

Both sides.

It's breaking short, giving it up, but she's done.

She got one more year.

She'll play...

And they've got supper.

And they've got just so brace yourself.

OK, right.

So they go from Andrew John's to John of the first and...

Yeah, OK, nice.

Yeah, seems to be done for, doesn't it?

Eh.

Too bad.

Manly's coming in soon, aren't they?

Fucking hell.

Like, as you know, I...

I paid it too.

I pay attention to the women's games to some degree.

Like, truthfully, not heaps.

But like, once we get a manly side...

Oh, or better off, I'm fucking...

I'm gonna be all over that shit.

It's not that cheerful.

Tate, too.

Tate, too.

We're the ones scoring.

Tate, too, isn't that the name of a regular leg podcast?

It certainly is.

What's it called?

We go deep like...

You're just getting the danker rub.

It's just like, yeah, dude.

Don't go too far into the hammy, because you can...

What have you two been nerding out about this week?

Ah, I see.

Like, what's like...

Can you get up and check?

I'm still lying on the radio.

I'm still lying on the radio.

I get it.

I listen to a lot of podcasts.

I can guarantee you no one's talking about what we're talking about.

Which is quite sad.

No, it's not.

It is.

Because...

Here we go.

Go and read some shit out.

Hey, mate.

I said...

This week, I want to talk about edge defense.

Kick plays and kick plans.

Love it.

Talking about, like, putting pressure on the fullback.

Like, rather than kick to a wing, I've got this little out-of-the-box theory

that instead of kicking to a corner now, why not put some pressure

and contest it against the one?

Like, one-on-one, bit like Ola Kawatu did last week via Ponga.

And then off the back of that, defend the middle.

Versus defending on an edge anymore.

Why?

Well, you turn in the ball there anyway.

So go and contest it and then get your line set.

Everyone has to come into the ball.

Usually they'd go, they'd ruck out,

and then they can set up an edge, right?

Yeah, my...

I mean, in our real coaches, if they say,

oh, this will be the argument.

But you get to see, the wingers have to come into the ball.

They condense the ball.

It's not like everyone goes out.

So you get to defend your line in between the scrum lines and go after it.

Okay.

And what would be the critique of that?

Like, what would be someone who would say, like, no, like, what was it?

Is there a...

Well, they would say, like, oh, you want to pin them in the corner

and have them run out of that corner.

I'm like, yeah, that's the old lens where you could turn my men and me.

You can't turn my men and me anymore.

Right.

Okay.

And...

Like, when you lose my men and me right now, you're fucked.

Yeah.

Oh, shit.

Is there a high tackle there?

And is the reason for that...

Because you can't pressure the seven?

Well, you can't pressure anyone anymore.

You can't pressure anyone.

What?

Is that the rant Joe has gone on recently?

He's like, you can't...

It's like, you can't ever...

Even if you have a great defensive set...

I see.

It doesn't amount to anything.

Because the kickers got all the time in the world.

Eddie, I said three years ago...

Oh, that's a knock-on.

I said three years ago...

We may get to a stage where you're going to have to tell the opposition that you're kicking on the last.

Dude, Phil Gould said I'm 20 years old.

You laugh right now.

It's just how you say it.

But you might have to go like this on the last.

You might have to put your hand up.

Yeah.

And go, I'm kicking.

Yeah.

So that you don't get tackled late or get tackled hard.

Yeah.

Because right now the kick pressure comes through and you like...

Boo.

And you're trying to scare him as shit.

Right?

There's no pressure anymore.

It's not a scare.

Boo.

But you may have to, like, put your hand up and warn them and go, hey guys, everyone, I'm kicking this thing.

Don't touch me.

Or if you put your hand down, you're free game.

At least there's a black and white there.

Because every kick pressure we've right now is just...

Animation.

Can I...

I've just been scrolling through our conversations over the last few years.

This is my favourite one ever.

What's up it?

This is the best ever.

Oh!

Preston!

Preston!

Oh, it's actually not.

Six foot three, Galvin.

It's a big ride.

It's a big ride.

It's walked forward, like, seven minutes.

Oh, Preston!

Oh!

Hey!

Here we go!

Here we go!

Here we go!

Here we go!

Here we go!

Here we go!

Yeah, Preston.

It's a creepy KO.

Well, we'll insert this picture and I hope you're okay with this.

I think it's fucking hilarious.

I think it's the best shot ever.

It was NFL Draft Day, right?

I go, how are you going?

He sends me his team, right?

He sends me his team as it's going through and everything.

NFL team.

NFL team, right?

He goes, it's looking good, right?

Then the next image is this, he sends me through him holding the trophy.

No, I'll tell you the bet you can put that up.

I'll tell you the best thing about that photo.

Don't say what it is because I want the boys just to react to what it is on my wrist.

I want you to react what's on my wrist.

2010.

Walked out of Kogra.

It's the best day of my life.

I'm hung.

I mean some K-Mart jeans, some white-ever-large shoes.

It's the best day of my life.

Just have a look what's on me right, Ristair Bulls.

Oh, pal!

Oh, pal!

Oh, pal!

Oh, pal!

Oh, pal!

Oh, pal!

Oh, pal!

It just propelled me into greatness.

Oh, the pal!

Oh, pal!

Dude, that's swept the NRL race.

Oh, man!

It's ruined.

We've got to prefer anything with the King.

So, I'm going to stretch it out.

And this is what's crazy.

If I stretch it again, you'll be more flexible.

And that's a tub, so I can push it up.

The old...

Oh, you put your arm up.

Bang, push it down there.

Yeah, now go again.

Put the band on the track again.

It's good.

60 bucks.

Mate, that was unbelievable marketing.

Dude, I had someone made a shit load of money off that.

Oh, shit.

Nice play.

Yeah, that's tough.

Little Burton.

I love that.

That's a great photo, you say.

That's a...

Have you got that frame?

You got any of those, like, memorabilia or any photos

from those days?

No, I've got the jerseys framed, but...

Can I...

You don't have that power band laner in there.

Because I...

Holy.

Dude, what would Jamie say?

It's fucking...

Premise your power band costs.

So, no.

I don't know what the jerseys would be worth.

Probably a fair bit, right?

The power band would be worth a fair bit, mate.

Anyone having a power band right now would be still...

Is anyone out there having a power band still in the box?

No, G1.

No, G.

Still right.

Cody, can you look up if we can buy a colour power band's top line?

Just for the top.

Power balance bracelet, I think, is what they were called.

Power balance.

That's right.

They started on...

They started on...

They started on the golf course.

I think, yeah.

Wooling golf.

Really?

Yeah, down a little...

Like, next to the oval there.

Look at that.

Red bull.

And was every...

Like, see, you're wearing one in that photo.

Is it was everyone wearing them?

In the same time.

No, it was the tigers that originally kicked them off from memory.

Was it?

The tigers at all had them.

Yeah.

And Benji was doing it.

Benji was the early face of it, I thought.

I remember Toddy Cahney rocking one.

That's who I remember early days.

The great Toddy Cahns.

Shout out to him.

Shout out to him.

Shout out to Todd.

Tigers had the exploits with the power bands.

Fucking unbeatable.

It made apparently exploits have gone out of business.

You're an exploiter with an exploiter.

I was an exploiter.

I was an exploit guy as well.

See how he...

Yeah.

Didn't play professional.

When exploits came to Dubbo, which is always about five years late,

and they were just...

You couldn't beat him, mate.

No, yeah, you could.

They were...

They were revolutionary.

You could...

They were revolutionary.

You can't get ruler, mate.

You could beat him?

No, you could.

No, you could.

I can tell you one boot right now is the best boot ever created at all time.

Okay.

2004.

Yep.

Air 90 total.

Nice.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, with the big circle on it.

Side lace on the side.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I've got one pair.

Last to me, the whole year.

I've still got them at home.

Okay, Hudson.

Yes, to Molly.

Oh!

Here we go.

We're playing footies.

Here we go.

We're out of the way for the winner.

We're playing footies.

Give me a no-mark for the winner.

Give me a no-mark for the winner.

I don't have a winner.

I'll allow a no-mark for the winner.

Okay, after the winner and my legs go behind my head.

But that was the greatest boot created of all time.

The 90 was a repart.

It was a side lace.

It was a nice answer to the predator.

Yeah, it was the side lace.

John's Joey Warren, that year.

I'm pretty sure in origin.

Yeah.

You take the lace out of it.

What year was it?

2004.

2004.

2004.

Did Freddie wear those or not?

I don't know.

I think he was out of that.

I think he was predator, wasn't he?

Yeah, he might be right, actually.

But he, yeah, that was the greatest boot.

Well, because the predator,

the tongue would remove the lace.

Was the 90, they removed the lace down the side.

Yes.

That was the genius of it.

It was like popping the G string to the side.

That's what it did.

They popped the lace to the side.

They did.

They popped the lace inside.

No, it's exactly right.

No, it's a girl.

And every man that's watching his like Sally.

I know he's talking about.

Are you with me?

No, I'm with you.

I'm with you.

Milk to win here.

Come on.

KO weeks milk to win.

Poppin the lace to the side.

That's just...

That's pure cue.

That is.

That's what I'd be like.

I need a KO weeks here, guys.

And it'd be great.

Well, you keep saying it, mate.

Yeah.

And no one gives a shit.

Well, mate, I think they did.

I think they did.

They're good people, and I'm like,

we want KO to go to the table.

No, they care about popping the lace to the side.

No, mate.

Yeah.

They want him popping the lace.

Poppin the lace.

Oh, come on.

No, no, no.

She's the lefties.

That's all right.

Lefties can keep.

rugby league gods.

Yeah.

KO weeks will score in the corner.

You got to love it.

And he's going to kick it.

Youngfell is going to kick it from the side under one minute.

Oh, yeah.

16-14.

That's hard to do.

When you're missed like that.

That's hard.

When you're missed like that.

I can't believe I didn't play some...

Somali tonight.

Benchdomin, super coach.

You did.

He's been begging me for years.

Like, mate, can you play?

Can you play?

Yeah, sure.

Whatever.

I give it like six minutes every week.

And he's like, bagging me.

Oh, you've got...

I don't care.

I'm just doing it for the content.

You've probably still been rude though.

Yeah, sure.

I'm flying this year.

Oh, are you?

Yeah.

Tim Williams in serious Barney Rebel.

Who won last year your route?

Tim Monty's first one in four years.

Tim Williams when I want him to win it.

Don't worry about that.

Somali's got 88.

Just chilling on my bed.

Oh, that's tough.

Tim Williams wins when I want him.

Tim Williams when I'm tied from holding the trophy.

He can hold it from him.

It feels like me and about every minute.

What's the actual total overall score?

Who's one who's...

Well, he's one choice.

And then everyone else is one who wins.

And then he won six years ago.

I said it was a 10s game.

Well, the show hasn't begun that long.

How long ago was it?

Well, we're out of the old inaugural season.

So I won the first one, right?

You were like, that's...

There's the restricts next to it.

Back when Roo had hair and I had color.

That's what you're not telling me to.

That's...

That's yellow, it's fade.

You can check the tapes, too.

And it'd support that.

No, it would absolutely support that.

Oh, that's a big kick.

Where's Noah?

Where's Noah?

Oh!

Where's Noah?

Noah!

Oh!

Get it!

Keep checking!

Oh, that's six again!

Oh, that's six again!

That's six again!

That's six again!

Here we go!

What are they doing?

Dive on it!

Hi.

San is going to have a kick to win the game.

I'm calling it.

I'm calling it.

I'm calling it.

This is hot.

Broke your leg.

Highest level.

Here comes Tarpenet.

Look for it for the laid-off load.

Go to the left.

Go to the left.

Go to the left.

Here's your mate Noah.

Go to the left.

Oh, my God, Tarpenet.

What a run.

Go to the left.

Get the honey young.

Kayo.

Oh, that ain't it.

Look at that.

That's numbers out there.

Left.

Oh, lost tackle as well.

Come on, Strangie.

Trickle in.

Oh, yeah.

Good God.

Move it.

Move it.

Move it.

Kayo, go back.

Oh, my God.

Oh, God.

That is the worst last play in the history of last plays.

What is going on?

Well, that was all Hudson could do.

You know why?

That took a set-up play on play five.

Yeah.

That's the, they should have shifted to the edge there.

And they would have had them look at the dogs.

They're out in the feet.

They're going to get a chance here.

They're going to have to go that left-hand side.

Open it up the outside right post.

Just go early and get sanders drifted across.

Oh, not short.

And then just out the back, short pass to Strangie.

And then out the back to Kayo weeks.

Love this job.

Dogs are holding on here.

They're holding on.

Burton's going to have to give all of this about 60-70.

Here he goes.

He's fucking worked.

You know it, too.

That's a huge.

Okay.

Here we go.

The length of the field.

So, open up the right side.

Open up your left.

No, that ain't it.

They've got to get behind the ball.

Yeah, this is their last set.

Let's say get a repeat set.

Open up the right-hand side.

You just want, you want, you want to Allah

and Galvan to feel disconnected here

with Kayo weeks out of the back

and they should have some numbers.

That ain't it too short.

Too short.

Pass.

Jesus Christ.

Okay.

Sit down.

You don't make a glass.

Oh.

No, they're going to go.

Pass.

Oh, no, Martin.

No.

Come in.

No, Martin.

No.

Come in.

Hands with it.

Keep going in.

All right.

You got it.

You got it.

You got it.

You got it.

Out to Kayo.

Bit of shape.

Six to go.

Come on, mate.

Just fucking quick ball here.

Savage.

What are we doing?

Pass.

Oh, that's the worst shape.

They're not even in shape.

Go, honey.

Oh.

That's it.

Five up for a bomb.

No, Martin.

Oh, you're kidding.

No, Martin.

Oh.

No, Martin.

Oh.

No, Martin.

Oh.

Fuck.

Fuck.

He was there.

You silly cat.

What are you waving for, milk?

You've lost.

Oh, my God.

Where's the one?

Look at this.

Look at this.

Fucking pass.

You can't.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Where's the one?

Look at this.

Look at this.

Fucking pass.

You can't pass.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Fuck.

That was both of our bets.

What a win boy.

Yeah, dog.

I'll take that.

I'll take that.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

I got an absolute gutted.

No, Martin.

Could have been.

Oh, my God.

You need to screw me down.

Fuck.

Come on.

Oh

Red fuck

Rugby League

Milking a bit of trouble to start the year look at salmon. We got a dog. He's trying to find

He's fucking frozen

Wow

We're the tough win tough really win there. Cebo absolutely beating his dick. Scread it to Cebo

Playing 40 now as that ends can we get the 9 8 9 8?

Oh, we have to do it now, but I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna try to lock Lenny throws you know, so can we get like a full matry

We're not doing a full mat's replay. Get us to pay our mini of the 9 8 9

Ricky Stewart

Yeah, I lock Lenny to set fucking

Can you get us really getting on the plane?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, we just watch out ashes Ray plays all the fucking playing in the morning

Do not let me just lock your way out a good old fashioned lock in yeah

Oh, here we go. Here we go. Six minutes. This is pretty jose six minutes. I think we'll skip forward tuba

Yeah, fine fine. We're the try don't and don't let you it's gonna be where Ricky gets the ball

What

Okay, sit tight punters and dribbles Jamie sourd about two

Give you one of the great

Calls call gonna give you an example for people that call in the how they should yeah, exactly right of how you should be doing it

You're right. You're fumbling down. We got it. We got it. We got it. We got a couple of real dead shits calling

That is they didn't have any no gusto. Yeah, he's kicked the field goal. Yeah, and so you're gonna show him that it's down right?

I try

A lot of audience great great great

Nine eight nine is this was like

Just free

Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. We have the volume here. Well, I'll just do a bit of volume here

No, yeah, but he doesn't want too much

I'll mute TV if it's bad

Yeah, all right, let's rip

Laurie Daly's gonna play the ball the kangaroos running out of time

Mackay out of dummy half now takes a tackle and they're still in their own in here the kangaroos the ashes is on the line

Elias wide past the Stuart. He throws it away out to the left hand side now

They turn it back underneath. Here's cliffy lines. He's gonna get the ball away to Stuart

Shoot a dummy and he's gone through. He's going down fill wreckage. I'm looking up in support

It's no vinegar. Where's the support for sure?

Manega boasts running all the way and Manega won't go and Australia will retain the ashes

That's how you do it

He didn't have the last chance replay

Ellery headly coming through and then watch the big fella

Boom get out of the way

Whether I shot her or Manega

He slams it down for a full point

That's unbelievable

That's how you do it

Big man

Oh big man

He's a big fella

Big man

What a way to end it

Thanks for tuning

Thanks for coming on, man

He's lost his mic

Imagine if the mic came out and he didn't get any audio

I hope you got some audio

If you got this mic out, I'll just do it again

Thanks bro

Thanks bro

Thanks bro

Thanks bro

Thanks bro

Thanks bro

See you next week for the tantrum stream

Bye-bye

Could you just not talk anymore?

Thank you for watching