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Zazlow was doing drive time the next couple of days on ESPN radio with rights with Harry
Douglas.
You got to get me the sound of Bobock yelling at Harry Douglas to celebrate.
So you can play this sound for Harry Douglas made famous on Bobock show, but also our
show where Bobock is yelling about Harry Douglas in a way that is shaking a prescription
pill case.
I don't you haven't heard it.
You're looking at me like you have not heard it.
I saw earlier in the show that Tristan Jeremy had not heard something that we had played
around here that has become popular.
Chris is going to get that sound for us in a moment so you could see and hear for yourself
who it is that Bobock is yelling about because it's the only time I've done word association
on Harry Douglas.
I do not think of him as a former Falcons receiver.
I do not think of him as a current broadcaster.
I think of him as the object at the center of Bobock's rage.
I mean, you don't know anything about what you're talking about.
And you have to know to pull up here and say to me that we're trying to upsell the
Falcons to you.
Sorry, you're not a Falcons fan.
You haven't been.
And if you have been, you don't know what you're looking at.
Stop being a homer, Bob.
Get out of my mind.
The last one who's a homer.
Don't you ever call me a homer.
Who the hell do you think has been saying the truth since 1973 on Atlanta radio?
Who?
We've got the disagreement between Tristan Jeremy on the CONOS signs.
Jeremy is giving that a hearty seat.
That's all right.
Tristan is giving that a no.
This guy is a nutball.
Yeah, not about Congress it.
It's a good question.
Take it up with Trista.
You should bow.
You take it up with Trista.
She's calling you a nutball.
Oh, I already told you.
That's a very limited impersonation you're doing of Bobock there.
You only got the who?
You don't have anything else.
Oh, I heard you the first three times.
Something that we were discussing yesterday that I want to put in front of the group based
on a Tom Haberstrow stat.
What is it?
So to Mike Ryan's point on the Miami Heat aren't accomplishing anything by getting
in the play on playing game.
I was saying there are 10 teams in the league that are trying to lose.
And if you're just simply not one of them, you're going to get into the playoffs.
Those 10 teams together presently have a 44 game losing streak.
It's unreal.
It's unreal.
But they're just existing.
They're not.
They're not NBA teams.
They're only NBA teams in name and uniform, but they're only out there to make sure to
lose.
Wow.
You look at the teams that are outside the play in, in both conference, they're all on
losing streaks.
Matter of fact, only one of them is not on an actual street.
They've lost one game in Chicago.
It's not an accomplishment to get into the basketball playoffs when that's what, what
are you shaking your head about Jeremy?
The play in rocks, like the play is the reason the Hornets have played hard at this point
of the season.
What are you talking about?
The Hornets play hard because they're a good team.
No, the Hornets have tanked for nine years in a row.
And if they had been as bad as they were for the first two months of the season, they
would have mailed it in and have a bunch of guys with fake surgeries also, just like the
rest of these teams.
But because they had an opportunity to still get to the postseason, they were able to evolve
over the course of the season.
No.
It's going to be the coolest test of the play in ever.
They might be a nine or a ten seat despite being one of the best teams in basketball during
the second half.
And this will give them an opportunity to get to the postseason.
I don't know how we could possibly perceive the play in as a bad thing when that's a possibility.
Charlotte is not looking at being like, all right, let's get this big three together and
see what we can do with Miller, with the mellow ball and with conca nipple and see if we
can make the play.
And this is like, all right, we're playing for year two of this, your three of this,
your four of this.
Let's see what we have here.
So we know we have.
They think they're good.
Yeah.
Finally, but they would have thought they were bad.
Finally, we have to get to the accuracy because below the heat, there is a team and that's
the Hornets that are on a win streak, a six game win streak, by the way.
And they're beating teams in those six games by over 15, which is a larger margin than
every other team except for the 2017, 2018 golden state warriors.
And to that, I say, if the Hornets end up in the playoffs and they're an eight seed,
Cade Cunningham, watch your ass.
Whoa, it's, that sounded like a threat and a warning.
Put it on the pole, please is conca nipple, the greatest name presently in basketball.
It also put it on the pole is conca nipple, the greatest name ever in basketball.
It was at least a month ago that like a crazy person, Tony was saying that there could be
some good odds on conca nipple to win rookie of the year.
Is he now the favorite?
Yeah, he is the favorite.
Yeah.
Yeah, but you walked it back because Cooper flag had a 49 point game.
Don't walk it back.
Said, Tony, instantly when I said it, I don't know, Dan, I can pull, I can have Mike
Fuentes pull up because he was looking at it yesterday, I can, I can say, look, the
take was they're going to give it to Cooper flag because of politics, Zaz, as you would
say, politics.
Oh, there's your dollar right there, give me a dollar, Zaz, dollar, okay, thank you.
So politics will give it to Cooper flag, but we know that the better numbers and the
better games being played by conca nipple and that was my take.
The next day, he had 49 points and I said, Dan, look what it is, I give you this beautiful
take, this tapestry of take, and then all of a sudden Cooper flag has 49 points.
Again, that's not walking back.
We have the proof.
We have the proof here that Tony got it right when he said a long time ago, he was telling
you about conca nipple.
He's not wrong.
He's just early.
Bet the castle that conca nipple is your rookie of the year over Cooper flag.
I know that's crazy.
I know people are going to say there's no way Cooper flag is generational.
If you look at what Cooper of what conca nipple is doing for the Charlotte Hornets, you'll be
very surprised.
He's had a lot of really good games, true shooting percentage of over of 63 where Cooper
is more of like 54, bet the castle, conca nipple is your rookie of the year.
Pretty good.
It's decent, right?
It's pretty good.
I do decent work sometimes.
And again, like Dan said, not wrong, just early and conca nipple, Lamello ball, if you
can stay, you know, straight on straight and narrow on his car, literally saying in his
lane.
Wow.
Literally, despite his dad's famous tagline.
And also literally staying in your lane, exactly right.
And Brandon Miller, making sure that he's also on the straight and narrow, conca nipple is
the masterpiece of the Charlotte Hornets franchise to keep everybody in the same way going
forward.
Man, I want one of those.
A start to build around.
He's great.
That sounds amazing.
Well, he is great, but I think I have it right when I say their best player is Brandon
Miller, like which is when the Melliball was their best player.
They looked like they looked because he was irresponsible and selfish with the usage
rate.
But I don't think the nation at large knows how good that team is and that team is that
good, I believe, because they've put ball into a place where he's their third option,
not their first option.
Do I have that wrong, Trista?
He's still, he's facilitating and playmaking and he's still the guy.
There is a one-legged sort of Dirk Esk step back from the other night.
He did it again last night.
He is electric.
I am now starting to come back onto the Melliball train.
I think he's a winning player now.
Truly, the, the lobs that he's making, I just, I'm so enticed by this team, but I gave
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You know about that hot young wife, Dan?
I do not.
I think you do.
No, Dan, you got to say yes.
Dan, you got to say yes, Sarah.
You know about it.
You got to say yes, Sarah.
You got to say yes.
We love it.
What is the, the matter with the inner monologue and how it's coming out on Faisal.
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Dan Libertard.
I want to address Tony and all men who would wear that shirt in public.
Stugats.
Don't do it.
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Tell me about Andy Roddick's hot ass wife.
What are we doing here?
What is it?
Why is that?
It's Brooklyn Decker.
She's in that Adam Sandler movie.
Just go with it.
I mean, it comes out of the ocean.
The early odds.
I was watching this game and I'm like, is that that cannot be Andy Roddick?
I went backwards on my league pass because of course, they're still hating on our hornets,
you know, putting them on league pass, not putting them on prime time, even though the
spurs are beating the sixers by 40, but still a league pass and I paused it and I googled
and I said, Brooklyn Decker has Andy, the Andy Roddick in a moose hat and all I thought
was I need Dan and his hot ass young wife to put him in a moose hat.
We gave the stat earlier in the show that that Charlotte starting lineup is 20 and two.
They have won 16 of their last 19 and they've beaten the last three defending champions by
more than 20 points.
They do that in Boston last.
They smoked Boston last night from the very beginning of that game and Boston Charlotte
first answers.
It would be fun.
But that's the first time in 60 years, like I don't know how I could give you guys something
more surprising in basketball than that nowhere franchise that has on its mount rush more
of moments that a purple shirt guy on their sideline pissed off Dwayne Wade to get them
eliminated from the one playoff series that Kemba Walker had a chance to win in his entire
career to be a team that all of a sudden is fun and smoking the last three defending
champions.
It hasn't happened in 60 years to take out those that caliber of team where you're taking
out Boston, O K C and Denver that way.
I'm not kidding you when I say it represents the best stuff that you've seen in the history
of that franchise and you have to go back to find anything like it.
Jamal Mashper knocking out Anthony Mason and Alonzo Morning's heat to find anything in that
franchise.
His history that anyone remembers, but I even believe that team you're talking about
was New Orleans though.
I don't even think it was the Charlotte it was pretty Charlotte.
Yeah, I made the trade it was Eddie Jones started jacket.
My boss.
Yeah, I know.
That was about what was that?
What was that word?
My boss.
Dalai.
Mine is right.
He's right.
Okay, he's right.
I will say this though, Dan to your point though Brandon Miller is probably their best
player.
He almost feels like a young Paul George in the making where it's like he can kind of do
everything at that size where it's like, oh, wow, wait a second.
He could be a dynamic player in this league in the next couple of years.
There's three young starts.
Yeah, they do.
They have all the took was being the worst team in the world for 15 years.
And Si on James another dookie really good again and moose.
I don't understand.
Moose.
I don't understand just like the clear lack of confidence that you have in Pat Riley
and this front office to nail a lottery pick.
It's like everybody's like, why would we take we're obviously going to shit the bad
one.
What do you have trust?
No, I just hope that we can get a number one pick.
So we can get guys like Ben Simmons and Mark L. Foltz.
I gave you the Aeon Williamson or number two pick like Alex R.
And number three pick like Scoot Henderson.
Oh, it would be so awesome.
She had one of those top picks like Keegan Murray or Jade and Ivy.
Yeah, that's what you think the Miami Heat are going to do with the opportunity.
And I actually have faith in the Hall of Famer Pat Riley.
And by that I think it's going to do well really quick.
What happened last year in the in the lottery last year where the Miami Heat's
pick what I probably was multiple years.
What I know, we saw what he's still where I'm not going to talk about that.
The Dallas Maverick had the Miami Heat's pick.
No, what happened?
No, he's not a piece treaty.
He's not a light inside it.
All right, they go to the finals twice.
It's six years and then tell me about being the Hornets.
I'd rather have Cooper flag.
I'd rather be the Hornets ridiculous.
I went to that was another one day.
I had two of them in my life laughing at Jeremy.
I was laughing at how much Zaz who's meant to look like Pitbull looked like Michael
Chicklis instead.
You guys just mentioned Wembee and I aired I think slightly in talking basketball
earlier this week when I said if we were going in the most predictable sport with
what would and should be the most predictable thing, Boston and OKC having
those kinds of point differentials would make them obvious predictable
favorites, but I really didn't account for something that is a wild card,
which is a lot of betting money is coming in on Wembee because of how OKC looks
scared of him like that OKC.
There's only one team in the sport.
The last I'm going to say two and a half years.
There's only one team in the sport that actually obviously scares OKC and
distorts them to you guys believe in the sample size.
It's a small one of OKC looking really bad against Wembee only being
throttled by Wembee only being able to not stop one someone defensively when
it's Wembee's team.
Yeah.
I think the thing about Wembee is he's like the middle linebacker of an NBA team.
I saw him in the NBA cup and when he came in they were down huge, right?
And immediately everything changed and he's telling all the perimeter guys,
hey, I'll go over there, go over there.
And those perimeter guys like Dylan Harper, like Steph Kassel, like Keldin Johnson,
like Devon Vassel are able to get into the gym shorts of OKC,
make life just as uncomfortable as the thunder normally does to their opponents
because they know that Wembee has such the wingspan that he can cover so much
floor that even if they get cooked, he's there on the back end pause.
Hey, yo, Trista, I was thinking about this the other day.
And obviously I like the pieces surrounding Wembee, right?
I think they have a lot of good young players.
My issue is I feel like the spurs are going to end up in a bit of the same
situation that the pistons are in right now, which is you have your one star
kind of being the centerpiece of everything.
And if like Wembee has an off night or he's hurt or if he's just not playing
well, it feels like I don't know if I trust the lot of those guys right now,
this very moment to go off and have this big run if Wembee's not playing well.
I am a little concerned about the shooters.
There's a high variant nature to castles.
Great. He can't shoot right.
And like you still have Vassel, who I think is a really good has become a
really good 3 and D guy and he's an absolute bucket.
He's become a lot better.
I think the metrics for like left and right corner shots are like a little
bit interesting, but yeah, I think in general, you saw that with OKC and the
Dallas series a couple of years ago, they couldn't shoot for shit.
And that's why they got sent home.
I love the association now.
Honestly, it's been really easy to follow.
You literally can jump in right now and kind of get the lay of the land
immediately.
It jumps off the screen in the West.
Three teams got a shot in the East for maybe five.
And this is why it opened.
This is actually a really good thing.
And I'm a child of the 90s where the sport was pretty predictable.
I'm actually enjoying where we are.
I do, though, want to point out because I really don't think people are
paying attention and shouldn't be to what Charlotte is doing.
Give me the stat of the day music because it's not just that they're the most
fun team in the league to watch the style of play right now.
Wait to hear this stat.
Start of the day.
Start of the day.
It is here.
Start of the day.
Start of the day.
Start of the day.
It is here.
Start of the day.
Start of the day.
Start of the day.
It is here.
Start of the day.
Start of the day.
Start of the day.
It is here.
Start of the day.
Anybody here want to guess on those stats that I just gave that they're
22 with that starting lineup.
Charlotte is and they've won 16 of their last 19.
You want to guess what Con Canippell is shooting from three.
This is from Tom Haberstrow when Lamello ball and Brandon Miller on the court
creating the chaos that allows him to just get wide open three.
You guys want to take a guess what his shooting percentage is from three.
Any of you?
52.
I was going to go exactly 52s.
That's 54.
58% from three.
That's good.
That's crazy.
That's that's that's basically what LeBron James.
LeBron James is best season in Miami was the one where he shot 58% from the field.
He decided I'm just going to be efficient this year.
I don't I'm not going to play the way that I've been playing.
It's just going to be I'm going to make sure that I make the maximum number of shots
that I can make.
Usually to shoot 58%.
You have to be dunking the basketball.
You have to be a big getting shots of bunnies around the hoop.
And he's his true shooting percentage is unreal.
And that's why one of the things that I was saying about the castle all that time ago
was like the advanced metrics love Connip and a way that people love Cooper flag
and what he's doing.
And he's got decent advanced metrics too, but kind of so good that like people aren't
realizing what what it is that they're watching.
Last week when you were in LA Dan, I had the conversation with the mean.
I was like, look, if whatever number he gets to is going to be a legendary number,
but if Connip can stay healthy, I think that one day he could maybe try and reach
close to stuff.
Curry as far as made threes in a career.
You put so many diluters on the first hand of that in order you rendered it irrelevant.
You were to stay healthy.
Everything that you said was rendered me as the fact that they're telling you the
math.
He's got a Steph Curry.
They might have Steph Curry one day.
We got Tyler.
He would have been the same questions that we've always had about them on a bio.
Why is this my life?
Connip would have to shoot 285 threes for 15 years to get where Steph Curry is right now.
How many decades do I have to ask if this guy puts it all together?
Jeremy's pitch clock is coming up later in hour two, so we're going to again segregate
baseball over there, like we did during Jackie Robinson's day, you're going to segregate
baseball.
He's been wanting to talk Marlins as well.
He cannot do that.
You're going to find all of your baseball stuff in the second hour of the show.
Have you not watched these spring training games then with the countries versus the MLB
teams?
We've learned the other day that Jorge Posada is on the Italian baseball staff.
It's the best.
Jorge Posada.
He makes the salad.
He makes it the salad.
Jorge Posada did.
Domino is in the other room and we are celebrating 305 day.
We are going to do so here with an assortment of games, obstacle courses, nonsense.
I need some help here from the group on how it is that we're going to do this with Domino.
Who's going to be competing?
What are the rules and what specifically are we doing here, Tony?
We're doing an obstacle course with two different teams that have been pre-selected.
Our team is me, Trista and Chris Cody.
That's one team and the other team is Mike, Jeremy and Zaz.
We're going to have three different stations.
It's going to be relay race style.
When you finish one station, you've got to get your baton, pass it to the next guy.
He goes off and does it.
Mike doesn't seem to like his teammates.
Mike, my team at all.
You're going to have to do a lot of heavy lifting today, but talk about you, Jeremy.
All right, Billy Joel.
Do you want me to read you the list of obstacle courses that we're going to be doing?
I think there's no obstacles.
I think Homer Simpson is the best one.
You are human Homer Simpson.
I think Homer Simpson.
When did Homer wear sunglasses?
No.
Okay.
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Domino, what are the games that we are playing and which team would you like out there first?
Mike doesn't like his teammates.
Tony seems overconfident.
Which game are we playing first, Domino?
All right.
First, Agi, to see who is active on Asetemode is going to be who can collade the best Cuban
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All right.
So first up, representing Team 954 and 786, we have Jeremy and Trista with the first
challenge.
All right.
All right.
So you guys feel out there.
And yes, Jeremy has no idea.
It's a exposure station, Dan.
Oh.
All right.
If you like peeing.
Yeah, no.
It was latte station, Jeremy would have had it.
It's a nice latte.
Look, this is, I don't know if it's the opposite of Pinyacolada, but it's very far from
whatever it is.
Can you give me a big assacola?
This is a tepe rosa cafe.
Yeah, this is what ruined Trink Wingo's career.
Frankie's being very brave here.
Yeah, he is.
Please note that this Cuban bread you see here is the baton that will be passed throughout
the relay race.
Oh, that's nice.
Hey, Trista, that was Trista, that was sexual harassment in Spanish, I don't know.
She reacted by looking at him funny and she should have because he claimed to have a
loaf of Cuban bread in his tights.
Hard loaf.
Yeah.
You waited day.
It's harder than you in third period in 11th grade.
That's actually two days old.
It's pretty hard.
All right, so forgive me, Domino, for not understanding.
Is this a speed?
Is this a speed relay?
Do they have to hurry up and do this?
Like, why is a baton being passed?
How is the game being played?
This is quality.
Quality of the coffee.
This is a taste test.
They have the past.
Frankie will annoy to who has made the best Cuban coffee and he will say, out of the
way to Casal.
OK, so let's go ahead and get started and, Domino, you lead.
He's helped us for the audio audience and you can watch all of this, obviously, on
YouTube.
But give us some play by play as we go here, Domino.
What is the kind of news?
It's confusing.
She doesn't know which device to grab.
She doesn't know which way to turn.
The apparatus, Jeremy here, you can see that he has been surrounded.
He is Cuban by association.
He is putting water in La Caffetera, all right, properly.
I think he's putting watermelon water in the Caffetera.
This is dangerous.
Those are flavored waters, Jeremy.
You can't be just putting any on water in there.
Trista, I think he's playing Legos.
Oh no, she's got it.
She's got the water.
Oh, she's got the water.
Very cool.
Now, we did mention that this is a relay.
So there are other events quickly.
Do you want to lay that out for the audience?
Yes.
So there will be, after this, there will be a Latin soda blind test as well and they will
have to guess which soda they are tasting.
Oh, that's a good event to have, Zaz, as my teammate in.
Look at his body.
And then there is also a Chan Kaleda toss.
Think of a game knockout.
Think the game knockout basketball, but four Chan Kaleda's.
And then there will be a question that they'll have to answer as well and finish the pit bull.
Cool.
Oh, okay.
So we've got four.
This is four games we're playing.
And one of them starts with Kalada and Mike Ryan's teammates don't have any or have either
of them ever had a Kalada.
What is Ali doing near the food with its ass?
What is happening here?
Why is that dog?
We're packing the coffee.
There's a bunch of pictures of Zazlo here on the countertop for some reason.
Dalai.
All right.
We're getting there.
There's a pretty even race right now.
There's pretty even race.
I think the dog may jump off the counter.
Oh, Jesus.
It's okay.
It's okay.
I can't believe I'm on the same team as Jeremy.
It seems like Tristan's taken the lead here.
Okay.
Yeah.
She is moving a little bit faster than Jeremy has either, Domino, would you do me the favor
of asking both of these people if they've ever had a Kalada?
Have you guys ever had a Kalada before?
Do you know what a Kalada is?
Can you tell the audience?
What is a Kalada?
It's Cuban coffee.
Okay.
Okay.
She knows.
Jeremy?
Yes, Sam.
Okay.
Yes.
The answer is yes.
All right.
Here we go.
So the coffee is Kalando.
I have some questions though.
All right.
I need you guys to play a game.
You have a good coach as the coffee is brewing as Jeremy's almost done.
Did you press the on button on your?
Did I?
Not yet.
All right.
All right.
We're going to play in my America.
You're allowed to cross the state borders.
That's the America I know.
Jim Harbaugh or Pitbull?
Pitbull.
I mean that has to be Jim Harbaugh.
Jim Harbaugh is the great answer.
All right.
It's good to really have a true Miami and move here with Jeremy using the
Garfacito little one ounce cup to put sugar to make his espumida and then
Trista looks like she's trying to give diabetes to everybody. That's a lot of sugar
yeah it's a lot of sugar but it's gonna be better with a lot of sugar. Hey no
help. We got the second question here. If you break down the word success the word
suck is in it and when you're successful you're giving people access to
sucking excess. Jim Mora senior or pitbull. Jim Mora. Pitbull. Pitbull Ali. Yes.
Those these should count as points. Jeremy's killing it. Are we gauging? Are
we gauging the sugar? Are we gauging the sugar? Have you guys put the
appropriate amount of sugar here? I ball in it. All right it's brewing. It's
brewing. All right number three here. He opened the can of worms and I closed
it. Buddy Ryan or Pitbull. This is hard. I think that's Buddy Ryan too. Buddy Ryan is
correct. Three. Jeremy speaking pitbull's language. Jeremy would be good at
coaching is brewing. We're trying to see how the electricity here is working and
see who it's favoring. All right fourth quote. We didn't tackle well today but we
made up for it by not blocking. John McKay or Pitbull. Wait a minute. Not Pitbull.
Pitbull. Why would it be? Why would it be Pitbull? What could be? Why would it be
Pitbull? Pitbull. Jeremy? John McKay. The answer is yes both. All right. I mean both.
It's both. John McKay and Pitbull actually as a matter of fact Pitbull after the
2023 week four loss versus the Buffalo Bills. I told you. Could be Pitbull. All right and
we have the final one. Who said it? What are you doing? Ningen. Ningen, my house no cheating
in there. That's a mocho. No Frankie. Frankie. I'm bending. I like it. She's in a poison
somebody here. Yeah. I think the whole cup is filled with the whole cup is filled with sugar.
It's okay. All right. Here we go. The final one. Actually you know like your cooking
shows. You know what? We've prepped everything beforehand. We have coffee already made.
You don't have to worry about the electricity here. What? So you're going to finish this
for me that the coffee with the final pill. Who said it? Who said Dallet? Mario crystal ball
or Pitbull? Mario crystal ball. Both. The entire city of Miami. Don't you know Dallet?
It's on the wrist. Not in the fingers. You have to move the wrist. Move circle, a circle
motion. Figuring. Okay. Do me. She's afraid of you and your tight pants and that hard
loaf of. Yeah. I'm afraid of my pants also. Oh, look. The electricity is working here.
We have a coffee but they're already at the espomita phase. Here we are. I think Trista still
figuring out the motion of the wrist action here for the espomita. Jeremy looks like he
is an actual true Miami. No. There's no cheating. Guys, at your stations, please. At your stations,
don't don't proceed to the next area. Whip is as. This is bad. And we have Ollie here still
overlooking on top of the counter. Dog. The water was too cold. All right. Now let's go ahead
and pour shot for Frankie over here. I went again. Demanda dog. It's not ready. Oh, that is some fine
looking. That is some fine looking at Pumida. That is some fine looking at Pumida.
Uh, Domino, do you have any projections here? It seems like Jeremy's going to win this.
I think Jeremy Trista had taken over in the middle of the competition. And then now it looks
like Jeremy's taken the lead and it looks like his espomita is pretty fine. He's being gentle with
his stir. Chef like. All right. Let's pour it up. Okay. I'll tell you how she also
wants to play to have him. We have our ounces of shot glasses here. Franky.
So, see, Frankie, you give it a one to ten here on how good this is go ahead.
This is Jeremy's. Okay. Well, but what he's kind of nervous. Yeah, he should be. He's kind of
are he their amateurs?
He consumed the whole shot.
Definitivamente se puede casar.
De baton, the baton has passed.
Oh, wow.
Wait, he's got a hand together.
He has to chase the hurry.
Sorry, but he's got a trace.
Yeah, okay, let's see here.
But Jimmick gets to go here.
Trista seems to be leaking confidence.
She does not, I think she's nervous
because of my tights.
Yeah, she seems to be in a state of disrepair.
This has got a lot of sugar in it.
Frankie, you tell us who's is better here.
Mike is optimistic because he's very happy
with what Jeremy did there.
Michael.
Oh, he spit it out.
Oh, man, but he tasted it.
He tasted it.
You can go past the baton, past the baton.
She gets the baton.
She gets the baton.
She gets the baton.
But she can't get married is what Frankie say.
Okay, that is no good.
He spit it out.
And now we move the Cuban bread over into another obstacle
of course, where Domino is shuffling into position,
way too much naval, way too much tight pants,
way too much discomfort, I see people scurrying
in the room away from Domino's pants, his tights.
What's your, Domino, so what's the next game
we're going to here?
So right now they are consuming five different laden sodas.
Oh, wow, okay, man, this is good here, all right.
So this game here, I'm not going to tell people
what any of these things are.
But let's see how we play this, explain to us
how we're going to do this taste test, Domino.
So right now Cody just consumed his first soda
and he's going to guess what he consumed.
So he has five cans that he's tasting
and the five cans behind them
and he's going to place what he's consuming.
Cody, what was that first one you think you tasted?
Tastes like apple, that one.
Tastes like what?
Apple, my son.
Okay, so but Zaz doesn't have any idea what he's tasting here.
He is a soda drinker's body, but he doesn't,
he's not tried any of these things.
He's not going to like any of them.
That's the problem here.
It's totally a guessing game for me.
I don't know soda.
Well, but these sodas wouldn't be sodas you'd know anyway.
So you've just got to give us one.
How do you know that?
You're stereotyping me.
Zaz, have you ever been to a ventanita?
Yes.
You should definitely have had these at your nearest ventanita.
I'm just guessing.
What are we tasting?
What are we tasting?
Give me some tasting notes.
Give the people I hold some taste notes.
It's like fruity.
I can't tell what fruit.
The first one tastes like apple.
I'm just guessing on the rest.
I have no idea what I'm saying.
All right, we're on to the fourth soda, Cody here.
It seems like Zaz was going on to the fourth soda as well.
Zaz is not going to like my third one.
What are we tasting?
All right, I'm giving that a go.
All right, here's the guesses.
Here are the first guesses.
Carmen over here.
The lovely Carmen is going to tell.
None of them are right.
Oh, no.
How about Cody over here?
You guys are terrible at this.
Holy one right.
One out of 10 between Zaz will have zero right.
Between the two of them.
Come on, Zaz, you got to shuffle them up.
One out of 10, right?
Dan, you got a guy from Coofer City
and a guy from Plantation trying to figure out
which one Hubinia is.
Give me a break.
Hubinia is a great word.
It's got pineapple on the cover.
Guys, pineapple.
You didn't taste the pineapple in the Hubinia.
All right.
All right, we have four.
Cody went from one to four correct.
Zaz will still has zero.
Correct.
He has got it.
Pass the baton.
No, Cody knows.
Cody knows.
He's been to a ventanita.
Zaz, Zaz, you got nothing right.
You got nothing.
Zaz has zero correct.
I gave Zaz such a read.
One right.
No, you didn't.
And we have the chocolate toss happening right now.
Tony is trying to complete the knockout round.
Once he scores the chocolate,
he will have to finish a pit bull irk.
Chris Cody, you once again overachieved and surprised
people.
And now Tony is just spending the entire time
trying to toss chocolate as into a garbage can
with a giant lead.
Zaz, you've got to get Mike Ryan in the game.
Yes.
How many Tony has thrown 400 chocolate
as without making a single one?
Mike's going to get a chance.
You've got to get the hard loaf of bread over to Mike, Zaz.
Let's go.
Keep yelling at me.
That helps.
I think Zaz is sabotaging Mike on purpose.
How many?
Three right.
Zaz lost it.
Three sodas correct.
This one's right.
I don't know how I got it right so fast.
As Tony proves that he's never shot a free throw.
No, he came very close to making that.
And the baton is being passed.
This is fast as Zaz moves right there.
OK, so Mike's in the game.
Tony has missed 400 chocolate.
There we go.
Mike Ryan is now trying to get in the game.
I would have been good at this.
Stiff arms are happening to grab the chocolate.
Oh, no, shoulder block.
Domino, can you please tell me what happens after this?
I'm sorry, I just got hit by a chocolate.
Once one of them makes a chocolate,
now what ends up happening next?
They will have to finish the pit bull lyric that I provide.
The first one to provide, to finish the lyric,
will win and have to go slam a double a new area
on your countertop.
OK, chaos.
So that is what wins here at the end
is a domino being slapped down after somebody
is successful.
Oh, my God, I came, I conquered.
Or should I say?
I saw I came, I conquered.
Or should I say I conquered?
I saw I came.
No, I conquered.
I saw I conquered.
I came.
Yes, yeah.
Damn it, Tony.
Tony.
Yeah, slam the domino.
That's it.
OK, Tony, but the time is money.
Only difference is I own it.
Now let's stop.
And I think Mike Tony.
He didn't do it on the right one.
Bye.
He didn't slam it on the right table.
He's winded.
What's the right table?
OK, no, that's the right table.
Why did he slam it on the difference?
Is that own it?
Now let's stop.
It's in a table out there.
Why is there a loaf of bread on the floor?
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