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I have a lot of words for that. And has Carson Wands created a brand new quarterback controversy in Minnesota after his epic fourth quarter performance. And what exactly did Daniel Jones see on Sunday that should make anybody confident in the cults as they were absolutely bludgeoned by the Ravens. We'll talk about that as well. And settle in. And here we go. It is our number four. And it's yours right now. Have a great week. Here it is. Our four. It's all about those purple people. Nightmares over in the state of Wisconsin. Welcome in the beginning of another hour of the Ben Mallor Show. We are in the air everywhere. Hot on the case. As we experience the magic of it all.
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No. You missed it. It looked like it was going to be an easy win for the team from Green Bay. But you know what happens when you look and assume certain things. So the Vikings decided to play like the old Vikings. They stormed back and ended up beating Green Bay 39 to 22. The tail of the tape here 29. I believe the number was 29 unanswered points as they finished a stunning. Amazing. One of those games. Do you remember when the Vikings came back in the fourth quarter against the Packers? Of course, to have a great comeback, you have to have an epic collapse. And that would be the team from Wisconsin. The Packers led 22 to 7 entering the fourth quarter. The Minnesota football team had seven points. That's it. And then everything went upside down. Topsy, turvy, sideways.
Left was right. Right was left. Up was down. Down was up. You know the drill. And Carson Wentz, the rotting carcass of Carson Wentz, who had replaced the little fellow, the Munchkin alligator, Ram's Murray. And he came in there and he introduced a word called comeback. He engineered the comeback. Carson Wentz did. And we'll get to Wentz more in a couple of minutes because that's a compelling story. But the better story here is in the losing locker room. You've got a divisional game. You're up by two touchdowns. And then... Bupkiss. You vanish. Green Bay trying to figure out what happened. So that is a good jumping off point. Let us discuss the question. What is the word? What is the word? What is the word for Jordan Loves Packers blowing a 15 point lead in the fourth quarter and losing by 17 points?
This is the most ridiculous first game in terms of that we've ever seen in NFL history. So what is the word for Jordan Loves green Bay Packers blowing a 15 point lead and losing by 17 points? So I've got Lighthouse, Edward Cissor Hands, and Remax. And we will combine all of these things together and we are going to steamroll through the Gaba Go. And then we're going to have a little Baba Goudouche. And then just because my friend Ben Jammin is a listener, I'll give you some Jumbala. I'm going to give you some... No, no gumbo. We don't have gumbo. We have Jumbala. There's no gumbo. And if you're nice, we'll give you some poor boys. Alright. Alright, so first of all, the word and again, what's the word for Jordan Loves Packers blowing a 15 point lead in the fourth quarter? My word is a masculine capital. A masculine. This was a full on kick to the P nuts. Right to the balls. Kick him right in the balls.
They got punked. They being the team from Wisconsin. By Carson Wentz. Carson Frickin Wentz. Carson Wentz. And that's the part that should keep the Packer coaching staff up at night. Certainly no Packer fans are annoyed by that. What happened and all that. But Mike, at Carson Wentz shoved Jordan Loves into a locker and asked him for his lunch money. While Green Bay's defense certainly earned the bulk order of DUNCE caps. It was a total meltdown of a heart for the team who was Wisconsin. The defense now said, well, they deserve heavy blame and they're getting a lot of blame the Green Bay defense. But you know what that means. Jordan Loves. To me, he's got to get a lot of blame also. He's supposed to be the franchise quarterback. And what was that? Like, Jordan Loves was not some innocent bystander to everything that was going on.
In fact, I would argue based on what happened in the end of that game. Not only was Jordan Loves culpable for the Packers. He was driving the getaway car for the Minnesota Vikings. Say, what? Green Bay managed. How many points in the second half? Not one, not two, three. So what did they do at halftime? They roached marshmallows and watched cartoons and say, all right, let's get this game over with. Come on. Can we play with the running clock? Yeah. So three points in the second half. Minnesota erupted. They had 32 total points, 29 unanswered. In the fourth quarter, come back, flipping a 15 point deficit into a 17 point blowout win. And the reason that Jordan Loves has culpability here is that love spent the fourth quarter working at a lighthouse. What? Yeah, Jordan Loves was working lighthouse duty.
Every mistake safely guided the Viking ship into port. And there were many on their first three possessions in the fourth quarter. Here's what the Packers offense did. They turned the ball over on downs after an eight play drive. They turned it over on a Jordan Loves fun ball bug on the rug. So they turned it over on that and gave it away again after Jordan Loves through his first interception of the season. Good afternoon. Good evening and good night. Jordan Loves paycheck says franchise quarterback. Oh, he's so good. That fourth quarter. He played and very reminiscent to what happened. Remember against the Chicago Bears? And the meltdown lasted. There's a patternicity situation going on with the green Bay Packers. And if the floor doesn't get this under control, he'll be working at NFL Network or worst doing a bar stool podcast.
He's not going to be the coach of the Packers. I know it's community owned. It's different in green Bay and they don't make irrational decisions. Now this is a pattern of what's going on where green Bay, this era of the Packers, are a bunch of choking cheeseheads is what they are. So Jordan Loves franchise guy in that fourth quarter seasonal employee at the Salvation Army. He should move into one of those red kettle things. Giving to the needy. Jordan Loves giving to the needy. The Minnesota Vikings. My goodness. Now, secondly, we must address the Commodo Dragon in the room. On the purple people eaters side of things here. The quarterback. Quagmire. What is that? Let me explain. So the quarterback, Quagmire, you had Carson Wentz who didn't do much. I ain't great when he first came into the game. And then all of a sudden, thanks to some help from his friends, Jordan Loves.
And he made plays. He made plays, Carson Wentz. Kyler Murray gets knocked out early with a concussion, got a headache. So now we've got the situation set up for you know what? And I must ask the question. Has Carson Wentz created a brand new quarterback controversy for my friends in Minnesota? And I am nodding my head. Yes. And I love it. I love it. He didn't win the job outright on Sunday. I'm not sitting here barking like that's the case. That's not it. However, any reasonable pigskin observer would say that well, he didn't take the job from the little fella. What Carson Wentz did is he absolutely opened up the bidding. And Kyler Murray, I know he's up listening right now playing Call of Duty. Calm down, Kyler. Everything can be okay. Kyler Murray is an NFL hypothesis that keeps failing the test, right?
He's got a dummy run in the Twin Cities. They just brought him in because Arizona is paying most of his contract. He's not peer reviewed or anything like that. And so you look at it and you're like, we know alligator arms, Murray's in the concussion protocol. The good news is it's a small headache. Can't be a big headache because Carson Wentz, though, what he did in the fourth, could I again hope? Hope springs internally got help from Jordan Love. Carson Wentz, though, went full Edward Cissor's hands. He did. Right on Green Bay. And he chopped him up with his hands and scissors and all that. And Kyler Murray's job security at this point is being held together by Scotch tape. Not duct tape, Scotch tape. Carson Wentz, who has been passed around the NFL like a bong at a frat party. And on Sunday, he was like the coolest guy in the web.
Oh my God. This was a guy that was an MVP candidate in Philadelphia and then he got hurt. And then some guy named Nick Foles came in and won a Super Bowl. Carson Wentz had not won not two with three touchdowns. He helped guide the team from Minnesota to convert eight of 15 on third down, eight of 15 on third down. If Carson Wentz gets to play and we don't know what's going to happen here in week two obviously because the concussions sometimes get cleared, sometimes he don't. So if he does get out there on the field, I think the Vikings play Chicago, I believe. And so if he goes out, he being Carson Wentz and performs at a pretty high level. All of a sudden, this stops being a sports talk radio concept and no, it's just what those idiots on sports radio say. That's nonsense. And if Wentz goes out there and the Vikings get it done again, then that becomes a problem for Kevin O'Conn.
It becomes a headache for him. The following Monday. So we don't care that Carson Wentz is 33. We don't care that he's played for just about every team outside of the BC Lions and the Winnipeg Blue Bombers. It's rather simple. I know this is an outdated concept. Oh, Mallor you're such a boomer. I listen. If he's better, I would plan. And we talked about this with, I think it was Aaron Rogers was complaining about how the NFL is really not a meritocracy. And this is a great example. The Vikings franchise agenda. This year is to see whether or not Kyler Murray can be the guy. Like they're very arrogant. They think they've got these great receivers, which they do and the top coach and Kevin O'Connell. And so they figure, well, Arizona is paying for Kyler's salary. So we'll bring him in here. We'll give him a little joystick and we'll make it pretend like this is a video game and hope he good. So that's fine. However, he sucked in Arizona.
He's going to suck in Minnesota, whether he has any good moments or not. Eventually, it'll be a few, but just play the guy that's better. And right now, based on what we've seen, that would be Carson Wentz. All right, final thought to Indianapolis. We go. Now the Indianapolis Colts got bamboozled. Absolutely, bamboozled. Their defense gave up 500 and 6 yards to the Ravens. 41 points. And they lose a game at home, the Colts, off to the O1 start by 18 points. Daniel Jones, keeping up with the Joneses. He said he remains confident, shocking. In the Colts, despite being absolutely vaporized by Baltimore. And he gave a bunch of quotes. The numbers were bad. Jones admitting the Colts, quote, weren't able to play at the level that we expect. You think Jones completed 19 of 31 passes for 166 yards.
And a touchdown in an interception. Indianapolis opened the game looking pretty good. They started the game at a 9-play, 65-yard touchdown drive. And then the wheels on the bus go round and round. The wheels on the bus go round and round. And then they fall off. They fall off. Baltimore ripped off 28 unanswered points to say, turn at the lights. The parties over. The Colts went right to the glue factory. Right to the glue factory. And with that performance. That performance. The Colts gave the Joneses insisting that they have the guys, the system, and the scheme. Question. What exactly did Daniel Jones see on Sunday that should make any man, woman, or child confident in the Colts? So not to get too bogged down here. There's one word that applies. And here's what the Colts gave the world. Squadush. That's it.
This is the word I will use is insulting. Now I'm not a Coltsman. I'm not. And that's it. But to the natives, Danny Dimes. It's like he's out there working for remax. And the realtor company. And he's standing in the middle of downtown Indianapolis. And he's trying to sell the locals. I've got some real estate right here. And it's just like a mile away. And you've got like Bahamas style tropical beaches. I'll say this in beachfront property. Really nice mild temperatures in January and February. Yeah. I'm confident we're close. We're going to get it fixed. Yes. Thank you for reading sportsclishet.com. I appreciate it. I have sent some some of those cliches over there. So thank you. You know what I'm reminding me of? It reminded me of the robotic Danny Dimes. That same vanilla vick capsule giant fan. You know that. If you were a giant fan over the number of you.
I know he was in Indianapolis last year. But prior that, Daniel Jones was Mr. Robot with the media. And he was doing cosplay like Eli Manning. And this performance though was reminiscent of that guy. Because Daniel Jones would have one drive where he looked pretty good. And then long stretches where like what happened? What happened? Why who unplugged him? Like what's going on there? And people forget prior to Danny Dimes getting hurt last year. He was starting to go the wrong direction. Everyone said, well I came back from injuries. So we'll give him a pass. Give him a mold again on that. I don't really give out hall passes. It's not my thing. I try not to. And yeah, it was his first game, Daniel Jones. First game back since snap crackle pop goes the Achilles. But once you put the uniform on and you're medically clear to play, and you're taking snaps, which is what happened here, the meter is running. So you got to feed the meter.
He appears to have not fed the meter. And the cult fan base should not be comforted. They should be checking the warranty on that Daniel Jones contract extension. And Jones can preach about confidence all night 24-7. But confidence without production is just bullpucky as my friend J scoop would say bullpucky in shoulder pads. Or bull junk as Dion Sanders would say. It is the Ben Mallor show. As we are working our way through the over nine hours. We'll take your calls here at 877. 99966369. If you'd like to be part of the live program, you can join us right now. That is the call in number 8779966369. If you want to be part also on X at Ben Mallor. That's at Ben Mallor. So this has been a 99.9% football show.
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I don't want to get into it here, but there was a parking issue that I had to deal with. So, but she did not go well for me. But anyway, you don't need, maybe I'll talk about that on the podcast. That'll kill 30 minutes on a podcast. We have a coup right over there. You can say we have a coup at all Bronco fan. Level of anxiety, as the Broncos play the chiefs at Arrowhead on Monday night. I've been saying anxiety. Excitement anticipation. Okay, okay. Yeah. Yeah. It was a coup scale of confidence that the Broncos will win the game on Monday night. I'm going to put it out of seven. One to 10, 10 being guaranteed. Seven. Seven. Oh, so you think you expect the Broncos to play well. Seven. Okay. I got you. All right. Very good. It is the Ben Mallor show. Let's refute what takes some calls coming up. I did want to mention this. There was the Sunday night.
News dump. It came down. Now normally a news dump is on Friday. And I've heard from people that are fans of the show that will email me. You know, older dudes will be like, you know, Mallor, you're wrong. And the plugged in world. People always are engaged. And no, believe it or not, on the weekends on Saturday. Yeah, unplug a little bit. Consumption of news goes down on Saturday and Sunday. That's just the way to even dopey sports news. I bring this up because while we were all having a smorgasbord of delicious pigs again. Steve Balmer. The clippers owner has decided to do some cosplay as a French soldier and has determined he's going to take his medicine. Yes. I know with a little pinch of salt.
The clippers owner announced on Sunday night on Sunday night while we're all talking football. He went supercala fragilistic expi allido. She is. He says the clippers will comply with the NBA's punishment from the Saudi cap. He said he's already paid the $30 million. You know why he's paid it? Because he wipes his ass. That's like $10 million. So three times he goes to the bathroom. That's $30 million. Five first round draft picks. One every year from 2029 through 2033. And Balmer is suspended for one year, which is always kind of dumb. The bunch of executives for the clippers were punished. Unpaid suspensions here and everywhere. Kawai Leonard got a sweetheart deal. He was fine $700,000. The reason that's a sweetheart deals because it's believed he made like $1.6 million.
So he cleared at least that. So he cleared like almost a million dollars even paying the fine. He came out ahead. Uncle Dennis has been banned for a bunch of years and all that. So the story though is that Steve Balmer backing down with a Sunday night news dump on the clipper punishment. So he's accepting it. And the theory on this. And I mean, I'll do a monologue on it later on. We'll see if there's new information. The theory is that he the concern is the US attorney's office is starting to snoop around in Brooklyn. And they've opened an investigation. And there is a world where Steve Balmer, one of the richest people in the United States, ends up in jail. That he ends up in jail. So I'm going to go out and I'm just spitballing here. Just spitballing. My opinion can't assume me from my opinion. My opinion is that Balmer realized he talked to his lawyer as he realized, wait a minute. If I can get on the good side of the NBA here,
I can then the NBA knows people politically. I can then get out of any kind of legal trouble. Just pay a fine or something like that rather than actually have to go to rich persons jail. So just spitballing. So that announcement came down on a Sunday night. We'll take your calls. 87799 on Fox is the calling number. Let's say hello to any, any mindy mall. Let's say hello to Marcel. Marcel in Brooklyn. Hello Marcel. Welcome. Oh, can you believe it football is finally back then, Lorina and Coop, and are we ready for some great one to see? Which team? Yes, that's a Super Bowl next year. So good morning to you. Oh, we're doing the one that really out there. Okay. All right, very nice. I don't want to play a new game, though, Marcel. Can I play my version of the game?
Absolutely. So let's do it. Absolutely. All right. The answer is yeah, I got I got to mess with a cord here. All those say, is that better? I mean, I'm hitting buttons. I don't know if it's better. No, it's all messed up. You don't know it's better. What are you talking about? Yes, I think you got a bit of a game. Here's the here's what we got Marcel. Here's what we got. All right, you ready? Yes. What are you going to do? All right, NFL would have expected to be the NFL's most popular Halloween costume of 2026. We're going to do round robin. We're going to do round robin around the room. Are you ready to play our game Marcel? Absolutely. Let's do this. All right. And we should go first here. So do a little round robin here. Let's see. We have another, let me get third or second caller. Caller, you're on the air. We're playing the game. What is expected to be the NFL's most popular Halloween costume of 2026?
Good morning. Mystery color. I believe in mystery. Oh, yeah. It's my daughter. Idiot called people. Hi, Marcel. Go. He's playing in a calm down. Marcel, calm down. Calm down. Get some holy water. Get some holy water. I'm going to go. Holy water. Holy water. Holy water. Holy water. Did you hear that? Did you hear that Marcel? Hollering James has holy water. Yeah, right. Happy holocaust, Marcel. Happy wrestling time. Who it is. Anyway, you can turn stuff around. Marcel, would you like to guess? I'm going to let you go last Marcel because you're the star of the show. I'm going to let you go last. We're playing the game. NFL's most popular Halloween costume. Expect it to be the most popular Halloween costume of 2020. Lorraine, would you like to play our game? I'm sorry. Yes. I think the most popular costume this year is going to be the murderous buddy, the new evil unicorn
that's orange. Okay. Football related. That's right. Go ahead there. Cool. Well, then Taylor Swift. Okay. Please. I do agree with Taylor Swift as well, Dad. Lorraine. Thank you. It's a great fight. The chief. What? Get it on holocaust. We're not done. Coops about the guests. I don't know. It's a popular costume. I'm going to go with, uh, Madison Beer. Madison Beer, all right. Very good. All right. Now I've given you the honor, Marcel. You get to go last. Go ahead there. What do you got? Oh, do I mention it for the Halloween of 2026? Oh, do I mention it? You're ready for this? Band, still are. Oh, yes. The best Halloween of the episode. You think, you think Ben Stiller will be, oh my god. Ron. No, the correct answer is 49er wide receiver, Dejon Love. Ooh. The 45 days Dejon Love, public 49ers.
I'm mentally blind there, band. Is he your favorite 49er? Dejon Love, you big fan of his work? Absolutely. Touchdown and pass is all over the place. I do agree with you, bud. Dejon Love, the best. Well, he definitely had 26 catches with the ladies. Yes, uh, Mike DeLeprica. Yes, Marcel. He's the only one. He's the only one. He's the only 49er. You catch your facts, right? He doesn't even play for the 49ers. He was a fake actor who, who, uh, come on already. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. That's it. So the radio whizzlers. He's got the athlete license there, um, idiot, con. Is that right, Ben? You got the FCC license, right? Yes, I'm a licensed broadcaster. I was at one point licensed broadcaster. Absolutely. We don't say that to you, but Dejon Love is a football player, not an actor. Come on, Michael Eberconn. What number is he wearing Marcel? What number? Number 49. That's right. That's right. 49.
49. You got this. You got this, you got this all this crazy like a frog there, Mr. Idiocon. Get out of here. All right. You're a clean line from Star Wars. Is that you Marcel? Are you a cling on? Do you know what a cling on is? Ooh, the crayon from Star Wars. I do agree. That's Star Trek. Yeah, Star Trek actually is. Star Trek. Star Trek, it is. Star Trek. Whoever thought space, the final frontier, especially for the idiot caught itself. All right. Thank you. The bonus baby. You see this bonus baby story. So two quarter by this more than two, but the two that we're going to feature here, the bonus babies in the NFL. You had Carson Wenz, who secured an extra $100,000 bonus in week one in that win over the Packers. $100,000 bonus. And then the game, I was at the charger cardinal game, Jacobi Bruset. He cashed in twice in that game on Sunday as Arizona pulls the upset.
He triggered a $285,000 contract bonus. It's not bad for one day's work. He signed a one year contract for $15,000,000 in Arizona during the off season. All kinds of performance incentives. The other major incentives include, if he gets a 24 touchdown passes, he'll get 1.25 million. If he gets to 3,500 passing yards, he'll end up with an extra 1.4 million. Must be nice. There you go. Got to pay those bonuses though. You know, some companies are cheap, but they don't pay the bonuses. So you got to pay the bonuses. You offer the bonuses. You got to pay the bonuses. You can't cheap it out. You cannot do it. Don't do it. It is the Ben Mallor Show. We are not far away. Not far away from the Mallor militia. Now, if you would like to play the Mallor militia, if you'd call right now,
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Hey, thanks for having me. Mark and Rochester, GoBills. Great energy, great content. Thanks for having me. Well, thank you. We're very positive. Look at you. GoBills. All right. And Lorraine, pick one or two. One or two. Number one. Okay, you have picked Chris in Boston who's going to play. Hello, Chris. Game Show regular. Welcome. Good morning, Ben. How are you? I was any better. I would be a patriot, but not a New England patriot because... Something to do. ...it goes so well for them, unfortunately. I just realized I forgot to send the board to Lorraine and Cooper. Well, that appears to be a problem. I was wondering what I'm supposed to be working off of. All right, calm down. I'll give you two choices. Go ahead. One or two. Number one. Oh, really? You picked that one. Okay. Gentlemen, your name is your buzzer. We asked 100 men, a name, an accent. You fake at the bar to attract a woman. Top one, two, three, four, five answers on the board.
Go ahead, Chris. Another. Is that... What's the other accent? Yeah, that's the last one you would... No, I think a Southern bell, like a woman might... Yeah, yeah. It works. I don't think that really works for dudes. All right. Go ahead. My friend from Rochester said, Bill's mafia. Go ahead, yes, Mark. You know what I'm surprised the guy from New England didn't say British. I'm going to go with British accent. Yes, that was the number one answer by a wide margin. The British accent... It just sounds smarter when you have a British accent. I wish I had a British accent. I'd sound smarter. I don't. I don't sound smart. All right, Mark, you get to go again. That was the number one answer. There are one, two, three, four answers left on the board. And again, if you're just tuning in, we have... We asked 100 bad name an accent you fake at the bar to attract the woman. You said what, Australia? Yes, that was... That was the number two answer. Good job by you. All right, there's three answers left. What do you got, Mark?
You're doing good. I got to go with, possibly, French. It's like almost an order here. Yeah, Bill. All right, there are two... There are two choices left on the board. Two choices left. 100 men surveyed name an accent you would fake at a bar to pick up a woman. I'm going to go with Italian. Are you serious? Wow, I guess the Rainier, we should pick the other category. What is that? There's one answer left, Mark. You can run the board here. Chris is very upset with you. There's one answer left. Again, 100 men surveyed name an accent you fake at the bar to attract the woman. What's that, Mark? I really don't know. I'll say Russian. Russian? Russian! No, not Russian! No, that isn't true. All right, Chris, you got a shot here. And I can't shut out. One answer left. And think about it. What do you think that accent would be to try to attract a beautiful young woman? I'm thrilled. No, we already had that.
You said that. That was one of the answers, but... As Chris knows, he's not getting paid to listen. No. One more. You want to guess what? Mark, go ahead and have more. Yeah, exactly. Mark, one more guess. Quickly. No? Shut that, Ukrainian. South-Avig, you know. I wish it was the Irish well. You win, Mark. Congratulations. But Irish was the last one. So there you go. And we're going to go to the ticket. You can go to the snap, you can study the defense, you can know the play, and you can see the opening. But eventually, you have to make a decision and go. For me, that was the fun of football. The moment between getting the ball and finding out whether you made the right read, I loved it. And it's why I understand what Underdog brings the sports fans. Because once you make your pick, you're not just watching anymore. Every snap matters, every yard matters, every decision matters.
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