How to Make Prison Wine with Trump's pencils

Dive into a chaotic holiday showdown where Opie, Ron the Waiter, and comedian Tony P unleash irreverent rants on everything from allergic Christmas trees and Hanukkah bushes to why microwaving fish at work deserves jail time. Discover Trump’s hilariously bizarre fix for the economy—cut back on pencils and dolls—plus a step-by-step guide to making prison hooch that might just save your next party (or land you in hot water). Get ready for unfiltered laughs, political jabs, and a surprising shoutout to Michael Jordan’s monopoly-busting NASCAR victory that flips the script on racing revenue.