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Are you ready for a busted bracket, Keith?

Oh, ready there.

Oh yeah, very, very much so.

I prepare myself every year for one of those and it happened.

I do, I make the same mistake every year, so it's clearly my fault.

I'm like, who's the best player?

Let me let the best player go on the magical run where they shower the praises.

It's just fun to be a part of it.

Let me tell ya.

We will get to the Bruins.

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I promise we'll get to a great win for them.

I want to talk.

Swainman and his workload and everything else.

But it started so promising yesterday, Keith.

Oh, everybody was a horn frog.

We were all horn frogs except for Nick.

But we were all horn frogs and it was like a great moment.

And then the high point win was just fun.

I didn't have any action.

We were all horn frogs.

And then the high point win was just fun.

I didn't have any action on that game, but the high point win was fun.

I had a high point in the bracket.

So I was like, I'll take that.

That's a nice thing.

That's a nice thing.

So the day started great.

And the loss is really, really piled up late in the day.

I was on BYU.

This is when you know you have a problem.

It's late at night.

You're live bedding, Kennesaw.

That's when you're live bedding Kennesaw station.

You should call that number.

No, you know what?

At least that's the real tournament.

I was just spending my TCU winnings.

You know what I mean?

I threw two one better early in the day.

If you start chasing NIT games, I think that's when we need to step in.

Kennesaw is at least in the real tournament.

Let me tell you.

You know, Keith, I will be going to the great state of New Hampshire.

Formerly the great state when they lost the old man.

It was pretty great.

It was all downhill.

Tell me if the air is not fresher.

A little bit crisper.

And there's no sales tax.

It's crisper than here.

It's not as crisper.

It's stock up on stuff you need.

It's not as crisper as Vermont.

But it's crisper than here.

How could we not go into Vermont?

Well, this is a little farther.

Live for your diet.

Yeah, honest.

This is true.

And so we will be living for you.

There will be NIT bets in that house this weekend.

So I don't know what that says about me and my friends.

But that will be going on.

But yeah, live betting Kennesaw state was regrettable last night.

So anyway, it's a busted bracket.

The losses are piling up.

But you know what they say, Keith.

Scare money.

Don't make money.

Oh, that's definitely true.

Where are we at today?

Back on the horse today.

Where are we at?

Kentucky Santa Clara.

That's the first game.

1215.

What are we screaming about?

Kentucky?

I don't know what to do.

I asked Shawn on his way out.

I said, Shawn, what do you got today?

He's like, well, I'm all in on Kentucky.

Oh, no.

So down.

I don't know what to do now.

Because the other, the Texas Tech Akron game's not until 1240.

So I want to get some action in on that 1215 or some Akron action.

Well, no, I'm saying I want to get some Santa Clara Kentucky.

Oh, I'm sorry.

Yeah, I'm a Steve Nash.

Don and I'm both Steve Nash V.

J. Dub.

J. Dub Walker.

He's Santa Clara.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

One of the J. Dub's.

Yeah.

The other J. Dub.

Yeah.

The other J. Dub.

Yeah.

Yeah.

The other J. Dub's already through.

He Arkansas won yesterday.

That's only a three and a half point spread.

So your money line, though, Santa Clara.

Interesting.

Money line, Santa Clara in your face.

In your face shot.

I don't know what to do.

Anyway, great, great time had by all.

I think yesterday at Jake and James.

Oh, the blast.

Thanks to everybody who came out.

It was Jason who brought the trading cards that have set the internet ablaze.

I think it's a viral tweet.

People love the cards.

People are the same.

The trading cards that he brought yesterday with your mug and my mug on it.

Uh huh.

Uh he also has a w e i bracket going on.

Did you see that?

I did see that.

I mentioned a vote.

You were I, you're imagined up against this.

Yeah.

I'm a one see done.

Once I the bracket.

You're a one see on the other side of the bracket.

I matched up with cars.

But I know you guys manage that.

Potential collision course.

No, he seemed it.

He even says,

I know how you guys manage.

He's seated it.

I saw stizz it was actually a trading card.

You're matched up against this.

He said he is Stis voted for you.

Stis did.

I appreciate that.

Thank you, Stis.

Yeah.

Stis wants nothing to do with it.

I had a much tougher first round game against Stis.

You had Curtis.

Yeah.

I don't think I'm doing as well, though.

Well, look at them here, perhaps.

I don't know.

I think I should get through, but I think I got a bit of a dog fight on my hands in that

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Pitting are co-workers against each other here.

This could tear the whole station apart.

It's true.

It's true.

People have one's this.

Should win the Jones key forward next year.

Oh, great point.

Great point.

I personally, I think we'll get to that co-worker of the year.

Yeah.

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Keith Bruins blow out Wow, Captain America, Connor Hellebach and the Winnipeg Jets last

night.

Six to one.

Yeah.

The kid they traded for at the trade deadline.

I keep saying Swini did nothing at the trade deadline.

Yeah.

Did something.

I stand by that.

They traded for last night goal and an assist in his first game with the Bruins Swaman good

again.

Uh, so a good win for the bees last night and what I thought was a scheduled loss.

I know first home game back, although they're really, really good at homes, maybe doesn't

apply to them as much as it does other teams or other versions of the Bruins in previous

years because we were overall left a little disappointed with the road trip because of

the way the last couple games went, but they did get four points and then the bounce back

and get to here at home where you have Swaman versus Hellebach.

And even though it's Hellebach, Winnipeg's not good.

Winnipeg's not a playoff team.

We highlighted this during the Olympics.

How kind of crazy it is that these guys are playing at the height of hockey competition.

All these stars and how many of these guys are even going to be in the playoffs.

Like so many of these guys aren't even playoff, uh, aren't going to be in the Stanley Cup

playoffs this year.

Hellebach being one of them.

Yeah, the Bruins get on the board and then really, uh, just added, added up to it and

the, uh, just kept getting better and better and crews to a win.

Good game by Swaman and, uh, yeah, I mean, that's a nice win.

They needed those points trying to stay in the top eight.

I was looking at this too.

They had the updated playoff watch.

Oh, you know, their playoff chances are percentage wise.

Well, I think it depends on where you look and the, the, I was looking at this the other

day.

Uh, so, you know, your money puck.

I like a good money.

Money puck.

Yeah.

Yeah.

You stick around for the money puck.

Uh, hockey stats, the athletic, they all have different models, which, which model were

you, uh, looking at?

I was looking at, uh, ESPN.

ESPN.

Okay.

What do they say?

So they say they have a 57.4% chance of making the playoffs.

Okay.

That's similar to what hockey stats have in the other day.

Money pucks higher on them.

The athletics lower on them.

It is pretty crazy because I think they have the ninth or tenth most points in hockey.

Yeah, their points pace is 99.8.

So let's go at 100 points.

That should be a playoff team.

Yeah.

Um, but yeah, they're still giving Detroit, who they play next, by the way, uh, Detroit

has like a 42.5% chance, uh, Columbus has, um, they're not Columbus, Columbus is really

high.

They're 85% chance.

Well, they hopped into the division last night.

Got it.

Okay.

So that changes things a little bit for them.

Um, but yeah, you're looking at it right now.

The Bruins are tied with Detroit with 84 points, but that's also the same number of points

Montreal has, although they've played one fewer games.

So they're, they're the third seed right now in the lane at a hand.

So all those teams are, are sort of tied.

And so Columbus took over the Islander spot.

So for a while, we were kind of keeping tabs on what the blue jackets were doing, which

I think we still can, but now also the, I throw the Islanders into that mix as well.

They have 83 points.

So just one back of the bronze.

So this is, uh, outdated because it was written before last night's game.

Okay.

So this might answer your question, Nick.

You said the Bruins have the night for 10 most points and hockey.

Yeah.

I think it's eight, 10 of the top 13 are in the Eastern Conference.

Okay.

So that's part of why the other part is the Bruins have a difficult remaining schedule.

Yeah.

Uh, I'm reading here from NBC Sports Boston.

The bees have the leagues toughest remaining schedule prior to last night.

So maybe this changed overnight.

Don't yell at me if it did, uh, according to the tank of thought, seven of their last 14

games.

So again, I'll make it seven of 13, uh-huh, are against playoff teams and eight are on the

road.

So the number remains in place because last night was a home game.

The Bruins play.

As you just said, Keith, the Red Wings on Saturday, they play the blue jackets twice

more in Columbus, including the second to last game of the year.

They also play the Atlantic Division leading Tampa Bay Lightning two times.

So that could be part of it.

It's not an easy schedule down the stretch for the Bruins.

Yeah.

And the case here from Nick Goss, the Buffalo's now up on Tampa.

Oh, they are in the division.

But yeah, but the point still, uh, they're okay off team.

So sorry.

So when this was written, Tampa on top of the division, uh, Nick Goss is

point was about Jeremy Swamon down the stretch.

Who again played well last night.

It helps when you get six goals, but he's played really well.

So he was good.

The Olympics.

I mean, he has.

I hated that he didn't suit up for the first game, but when he's been out there, he's

been good.

And he's been really good since he's come back from the Olympics.

He wasn't good in the Olympics, but since he's come back, he's been really good.

And so the question that NBC sports Boston was discussing is how much do you lean on him

down the stretch in these what were 14 games counting last night?

Now 13 games left.

He says, Swamon is the sixth highest paid goalie in the league.

And he's performing at an elite level, which I feel like he's back to the old sway back

to the old sway.

Back to the old sway.

I would question if he's playing at an elite level this year, but right now he's playing

great.

Yeah.

It's time for the Bruins.

He makes the case to rely on him almost every game, the rest of the year.

That means starting him 12 or more of the last 14.

So now it's 13 games left.

So they have two back to backs in there.

Oh, they have three.

Oh, I thought it was two.

So they play the 24th and 25th.

They play the 28th and the 29th of March, and they play the fourth and fifth of April.

I'm sorry.

And the 11th and 12th of April.

So they four back to backs.

Am I looking at the wrong team?

No.

I'm like, am I looking at the wrong schedule?

Is his article just completely wrong?

This guy's wrong.

Yeah.

They've a lot of back to backs.

That's why I don't think you can do it.

Well, that I would say I had a right to play.

I'd say, oh, contrary, I'm on frayer.

I think you don't want to play any of those back to back.

So I would say take those ones out.

So what did we say?

How many games left?

Do we have that number correct?

Well, I don't know.

So I haven't played nine.

The Bruins have 14, including two back to backs.

You wrote before last night.

That's not right.

I mean, if I have no calendars, like I feel like I have no calendars, Tuesday is followed

by Wednesday.

Well, that screws up the whole point.

The whole article is 25, 28, 29, 4, 5, and 11, 12, 4, 5, and 11, yeah.

Oh, this is back to back.

How is he talking about?

Throw the generator.

That call.

He doesn't always talk about it.

People ESPN hot.

Yeah.

He's worth more.

So, okay.

So there's 13 games left and four back to back.

So I think it's easy.

So he should absolutely play nine of those based on my math.

I'm going to play any back to backs.

No.

Why?

What about it?

He refreshes the days.

What about 11 and 12?

He shouldn't play those at the end of the year.

Well, let's see where they're at.

All right.

If they have a playoff spot, then no, I think that's one where you can adjust it.

But like, for example, I think he plays tomorrow against Detroit.

I would sit him Tuesday against Toronto, because they stink.

Play him against Buffalo.

And then play him against Buffalo.

And then from there, you would sit him against Minnesota, play him against Columbus.

Yeah.

I think it's kind of easy, honestly.

You sit him.

No.

Then I play him Dallas.

I play him Florida.

I play him Tampa.

I sit him for Philly.

Then I play him Carolina.

I play him Tampa.

No.

No.

And maybe Tampa, Carolina Columbus is tough.

Maybe you need him in that back to back.

Tampa and Columbus.

Maybe.

So we're talking nine, 10 more starts for Swaman.

Yeah.

Okay.

I think that's the right number.

We think he's going to play all those or is he going to need a game off in the middle?

No.

I think that's still decent.

That's probably what the pace they originally wanted.

If it's not a, if it's not a warps too much, but if it's not a back to back, he should

play.

We do agree on that, right?

Down the stretch there in that spot.

Okay.

Well, I hope he does.

I haven't clenched a spot yet.

So he should be playing a lot.

He needs to be one of their guys that carries them in there.

I think he will.

That would put him by the way at 55 or 56 games this year.

What was it last year?

I should know that.

I believe it was higher.

I'm double checking.

He was at 58 last year.

So right for starts anyways.

So that'll put him right around a similar pace from a year ago.

A little less than that.

I think that makes a lot of sense.

I think and you'll get the most out of him doing it that way.

Like I don't think all of a sudden you're like, Hey, let's slip a switch and have the

guy play the rest of the season.

I don't think that's going to happen.

I mean, when he was at his very, very best, he was splitting time evenly.

That's not the case.

He gets the big contract.

They don't have a great backup.

So yeah, I think that should be expected that he plays nine out of those 13 and maybe

10 depending on where you are.

If it's a must win game against Columbus, the second and last game of the season, that's

a no brainer.

Then then then he comes right back and plays a bad wings like Tucka back in, oh bad wings.

I was like, I thought you meant like a thousand, chicken wing, thousand, yeah.

That wasn't them.

I just went last weekend, actually, by the way.

Did you?

Yeah, delicious.

Where?

I like.

I love buffs and the girls love wings too, bone in wings.

Not like you.

Not at the kitty table.

Well, I prefer the boneless.

We're there.

We're there and it's got that we got the six year old, the three year old, and then me

and my wife and the, we're like, well, I've wings to whatever and the, even the waitress

was like, bone in.

Right.

Oh, yeah.

Then the three year old's just like going to town on these bone in wings.

Yes.

Two men.

Yeah, we all got around.

If I'm by myself, I'll eat them in shame and with all the, with all the mess.

But yeah, if I'm at a restaurant, I mean, I'm in the boneless.

I obviously got Buffalo wings right.

And so I want to go.

I'm like, is there anything on my face?

Kay's like, oh, you're fine.

I get in the car.

I look in the mirror.

A ring around my mouth of orange.

It was disgusting.

I'm like, you know what?

Give me like a heads up on that.

By whole mouth.

I think it was painted on.

Like a psycho.

I was like, uh, hold on.

All right.

So they have four back to backs.

CC NBC Sports Boston on that.

They have four back to backs.

I'm not going to update that article.

And so he should play nine or 10 games.

If you have to finagle that last back to back against Columbus and Tampa, then go ahead

and do it.

But he should play in every other game.

And it even still is 56 games.

Is that enough for what he's getting paid?

I mean, I have to look to where like that water in any chill probably.

Yeah, I was going to say, where does that rank amongst other goal tenders games played?

I mean, maybe that might that might be all right.

There's a few guys that are already in the 50s.

I think mostly are in the 40s right now as the season stands.

So I don't know.

I don't think it's that bad.

Yeah, he's behind the pace of guys like Vasyl Levski, Thompson, guys like this.

So look one game behind those pace.

Yeah, I feel like he's been on a pretty good pace, assuming he gets to that number, assuming

he gets to that game.

Yeah.

And he had a long break at the Olympics.

I know he was there with two team USA, but he had a long break at the Olympics.

He barely played in the game.

He played.

He basically took off.

He was giving up pucks from out by the red line or goals rather from out by the red

line.

So to me, it's a pretty good pace for him and it seems like he's playing his best.

And the Bruins are going to need it if they're going to find their way into the post season.

By the way, did you see the breaking news right at the start of the show?

Yeah, I was just going to mention this before trending.

This is I didn't think it was possible.

I didn't.

Twitch chat made that point.

I didn't know it was allowed quite frankly.

Chuck Norris has passed away.

Yeah.

TMZ had the report.

What a legend.

What a legend.

And now I see others with it as well.

What an absolute legend Chuck Norris will always be.

He's probably kicking ass in the sky right now.

I would imagine he takes no time.

He gets right up there.

He's taking people talking about kicking down the pearly gates with one.

These weren't jeans and cowboy boots and just booted down the pearly gates and anybody

that gets that a line up there, he's going to kick your ass.

Yeah.

St. Peter just moved.

He's like.

Hey, you guys Chuck's here.

Yeah.

He got into the gate.

I bet he is.

Yeah.

Just wait in there.

Yeah.

Go up there.

Look at that.

I think I belong in heaven.

Chuck Norris is like, I don't think so, bud.

Yeah, I'll be the judge of that there.

Legend, do you have a favorite Chuck Norris?

It's a bad day.

It's a bad day.

It's a roundhouse kick to the nuts.

I can tell you that right now.

I have one that stands out to me all the time.

Do I have a favorite what?

I'm sorry.

Chuck Norris.

Oh, is him.

What is it?

So my favorite one and there's like a book of these.

Yeah.

Yeah.

My favorite one is Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands.

It's now called the Islands.

That's my favorite.

There's like literally a million of those.

That's the one that always sticks out to me.

Yeah.

So the US Islands, Virgin Islands, the British Virgin Islands.

Is there just the US Islands and the British Island?

Yeah, he doesn't do push ups.

He pushes the earth down.

That's good too.

That's nice.

That's good.

Well, that's that's sad news.

On top of, well, good start for the Bruins,

or good victory, I should say, for the Bruins last night.

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You got any more?

Yeah. Oh, I have a lot more.

There's no theory of evolution.

Just a list of animals, Chuck Norris allows to live.

Chuck Norris uses ribbed condoms inside out,

so he gets the pleasure.

I'm gonna...

Surprise.

He uses condoms quite frankly.

Chuck Norris can delete the recycling bin.

Can you computer?

Oh, that...

Yeah, that recycling bin.

He can delete that.

That makes more sense.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

Oh, nice.

Nice.

All right, pretty good stuff.

All right, we'll mix these in throughout the video.

No, we'll remember the great Chuck Norris as Keith.

I think so eloquently put it.

Kick it down the pearly gates.

No!

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Just, you know, for me missing the postseason and playing in this environment

this early in the year and getting to experience that, you know, before my first

full season and getting to be around the knowledge of not only the players,

but the former players, the coaching staff, just the people that you come across

every single day and getting to sit in the cage and talk hitting with guys like

Ken Griffey and just the guys that come across that clubhouse.

It was an unbelievable experience.

So, yeah, I would say for sure.

And, you know, I'm just super glad that I, that I got to take all that in

and kind of just take it here now and apply it to my game.

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But a couple of matchups in the grunge region today will be to the elite eight starting

on Tuesday of next week.

We'll get to the grab bag region sweet 16 matchups on Monday.

You heard Roman Anthony there.

We'll get to him in a moment.

Some red socks thoughts at a moment.

A few trickling in on the Bruins and also people remembering Chuck Norris as well.

The late great Chuck Norris who as we found out right when the,

right when the show started has passed on.

So we've seen quite a bit of this on the text line.

People sending in their favorite.

What was your favorite again?

Your favorite Chuck Norris.

My favorite Chuck Norris is he Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands.

It is now called the islands.

And there are a million of these bad boys.

Chuck Norris built the hospital.

He was born in when Chuck Norris turned 18.

His parents moved out of Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch.

He simply decides what time it is.

The flu has to get Chuck Norris shots every year.

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep.

He waits.

Chuck, I'm sorry.

Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.

Chuck Norris has been to Mars.

That's why there's no signs of life there.

Oh, that one's on the text line.

That's a good one.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Chuck Norris has a bare skin rug.

It's not dead.

It's just afraid of him.

Chuck Norris starred in Star Wars.

He was the force.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

Chuck Norris likes his meat so rare he only eats unicorns.

Oh, that's a good one.

I like it.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books.

He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

Um, our pal Chuck texted this in.

No, Chuck Norris.

Not really.

Chuck and New Hampshire.

I don't think.

Oh, maybe.

I don't know.

Sad day for all the Chuck's out there.

Chuck and New Hampshire.

Are you related to Chuck and Norris?

Uh, Chuck and Norris by any chance?

Yes.

Yes.

Wow.

That's crazy.

Um, he said, do you remember when you could do it?

I'm feeling lucky search on Google.

And it would give you Chuck Norris jokes.

If you, if you were, I'm feeling lucky searching Chuck Norris.

Oh, I don't remember that.

But I mean, it makes sense.

I kind of remember the I'm feeling.

What is that still a thing on Google?

I don't think so.

I just use Gemini now.

Well, now they have Google AI, whatever overview.

Gemini is the same thing.

Yeah.

I'm feeling lucky.

You're still there.

Okay.

How about that?

All right.

Nevermind.

Try your Chuck Norris jokes there.

If you'd like.

Just keep coming in a great cameo and dodgeball, of course.

Oh, yeah.

How many episodes do you think a Walker Texas Ranger?

Oh, I could tell you five, a hundred and ninety six.

Oh, I was going to guess way higher than that.

There was only a hundred ninety six hundred Walker told me I have eights.

That was one of the more memorable scenes.

Little Haley Jalazamette.

That was an emotional time.

Walker had to break the news to him on that.

I'm sorry.

What again?

Well, this is from Walker Texas.

Yeah.

Walker told me I have eights.

Tough blow.

It's anyway, Walker.

I'm Walker's not a doctor, but still he had that information fairly well.

He was a sergeant.

He was a sergeant Ranger.

He was a sergeant Ranger.

He was a sergeant Ranger.

That's hard news to deliver.

I'm sure for the doctor.

There's a lot of walkers.

I'll take it from him.

He's like, look, pal.

I got this kid know.

I'll let this kid know.

Yeah.

So how old was Haley Jalazamette there?

Good young guy.

Yeah.

He was excited.

You might have had seven.

Yeah.

No, I mean, they would deal with all kinds of issues on that show.

All right.

Well, I didn't realize that.

I didn't realize he kind of got emotional.

Social and everything.

I didn't realize.

Definitely.

Okay.

Well, that's good to know.

But no longer with us.

No, we'll miss him at the age of eight.

Who will say he was seven?

He was seven years old.

He was seven years old.

On that episode.

Castigno.

Yeah.

Sorry.

He was on it.

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Top five Friday coming up.

About 10 minutes from now are top five.

All time favorite college basketball players.

Mine has a bit of a theme to it.

I realize this is going to be the same.

No, no, I realize.

No, there's no.

There's zero chance.

We even have.

I don't even think we're going to have overlap.

Oh, cool.

All right. Good.

I don't think we don't do this ahead of time.

So I, but I realized as I was filling it out,

I have a type as it were.

I have a lot of honorable mentions.

Oh, I have small questions.

Yeah.

Okay.

But I have five.

I kept it to five.

I also have five.

Greg was yelling from down the hall.

He wants an emergency top five.

Action heroes.

Action heroes.

In honor of Chuck Norris.

Well, in some order,

you would have to think Chuck Norris.

You'd have to think Jean-Claude Van Dam.

Yeah.

You'd have Schwarzenegger.

Schwarzenegger.

Slice the loan.

Steve is the goal.

Good call.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Basically all the guys that they wheeled on

to the set of the expendables.

Hey, start with that.

Start with that.

Start with that work.

Chuck Norris, I believe they brought back

for expendables too.

If I remember correctly,

I think he was in on that.

But basically those guys,

I would say,

is a good place to begin.

Yeah.

It's a good shorthand.

Yeah.

It's not perfect.

But that's a good shorthand list for him.

It was sliced in the second one.

Slice the loan.

Jason Statham.

Oh.

That's action star.

He should be in there.

Yeah.

For sure.

Jettley, Dolph Lundgren, Chuck Norris,

Randy Catoore,

Terry Cruz,

Jean-Claude Van Dam,

Bruce Willis,

Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Yeah.

That's a pretty good,

pretty good list right there.

You can narrow it down.

Norris has got to be in the top five though.

Take your head right off your body.

He's probably one.

Yeah.

Number one.

I mean, let's not.

See on the man's grave.

He just passed away.

Yeah.

Put him in number one.

Let's put him in number one.

For God's sakes.

Number one.

Okay.

Red Sox,

probably not going to be number one in the division,

but we are more optimistic about the team.

They could be though.

Brad Foe,

really buying in yesterday when he was on.

You heard Roman Anthony talking about the experience

at the World Baseball Classic.

Now, maybe I should,

I should double check on the reporters after what happened earlier today

with the,

the actually Bruins having four back-to-back,

not two back-to-back today.

Yeah.

I should double check Chris Cotillo's reporting here,

but he passed along.

Uh, that Alex Koron announced yesterday,

Ron Harris Suarez will be the Red Sox number five starter.

The first time through the rotation.

So he will not be pitching in Cincinnati.

Right.

They haven't announced yet the three and four spots.

Bayo was really good again yesterday at spring training.

Uh, we haven't fully found out where everything else is going to fall into place,

but we know it's going to go crochet,

followed by sunny gray.

And Suarez will be number five.

Yeah.

Uh, so how do we feel about that?

That's the guy they spent a bunch of dough on.

Is it because they're trying to keep him healthy?

Uh, they claim it's as build up as behind the other starter.

So he's behind.

Uh, at this point in time he was pitching for Team Venezuela.

He was not pitching well.

Yeah.

So already they're managing him to a degree.

Is that a concern?

Uh, I think it has to be on the list for sure.

Not going to freak out just yet.

It's not like he's starting the year on the shelf or anything like that.

He's just starting the fifth start.

You're not even really skipping them, right?

Like because you didn't know what the order was going to be.

We assumed he'd be in there.

But like if he's getting one of the first five starts,

I'm not going to be overly concerned.

Because the reality is the second they acquired him,

you're like, oh, he's really good in the postseason.

Let's take, let's dig into his stats in his career.

He misses starts every year.

Oh, yeah.

He misses four or five starts every single year.

I don't think he's ever made 30 starts in a season.

And he also kind of breaks down in September.

He's good October, but he kind of breaks down end of the year.

And so let's, I'll take the,

everybody involved in Andrew Bailey and Cora

and everybody that's involved with the pitching staff.

And if they're like, all right, how do we maximize this guy?

How do we make it?

So he does make 30 starts for the first time in his career.

And if they see something early,

there's no sense in the insanely long season

that is Major League Baseball to like rush the guy at any point.

So if they're like, hey, he's making these starts so far in the spring,

we feel like he's not exactly ready to go full-go on game two

when they play Cincinnati on what a week from Saturday.

Like they're like, hey, we're not ready for that.

That's fine.

Have him come back.

He's still going to be pitching.

If he pitches the fifth game of the season, it's March 31st.

So it's not even April.

No, I guess I'm okay with it.

But yeah, I think it's fair to have an eyebrow race.

I just think they're all, and maybe it's a good plan,

but I just think it's proof they're already kind of managing him to a degree.

Because I thought he'd be the second starter.

And so I thought it was odd already when they announced sunny gray.

The Lorax is going to be the number two starter,

but then I'm like, okay, well, they're probably just splitting up the lefties.

You know, the lefties aren't split up at all.

It's going to go swar as crochet once you get through the rotation one time.

So it wasn't that at all.

It's really about managing him, which might be smart,

and it might work out long term.

But I think it's evidence that's what they're doing.

And I also thought you'd put, whoever your fifth guy was,

you'd be thinking, all right, this might be like a four, five inning starter

because you can go full bullpen.

And then the next game, they're going to be rested ideally

because you have Garrett crochet.

Like it's sort of like the luxury you have.

Yeah, would you have like a bulldog number one starter?

You're like, probably won't need a lot of bullpen.

It might just need Chapman.

It might just need Whitlock and Chapman.

Like all the other guys can go in the game before.

But so swar as is now going right before crochet.

It is a little surprising, but if it has to do with where they think they're all at

in the course of their spring, let's see.

Also, if he does get off to a slow start or if he has to miss starts,

it's going to be interesting to see conversation we had yesterday.

How quickly does early and totally get the call up and like,

what does that even look like?

Well, and we don't know OV-8O is getting the number five spot.

I think or, well, I guess now the three or the four spot based on the way

the rotation is breaking down.

We don't know that he's getting the final spot in the rotation,

though, I think all indications are pointing to that,

but we don't officially know that yet.

But Ron Harris-Warris is going to be your number five starter for the red socks,

at least the first time through the rotation.

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Top five Friday, Jones and Keith, WEI.

We will count down our top five college basketball players

of all time.

Our top five favorite, I should say,

a text line for some reason has an issue with this.

Here we go.

Frauds.

What?

Who live in the region?

Frauds.

Frauds was the hornfrogs yesterday.

We were all on that.

We were all frogs except for Nick.

Frauds.

Who live in the region that could care less about college sports

are going to pretend they know what the hell they're talking about.

Wow.

We're just listening off our top five all-time favorite college basketball players.

I think it's going to rain the basketball player in the first guest yesterday.

It's not that serious, sir.

Yeah.

Or, man, we did get that.

That's true.

That was a wee thing.

Uh-huh.

Who got that answer on it in the first guest yesterday.

Immediately, yesterday.

It's long day.

It's long day.

Uh, the tributes are pouring in as well on the text line.

We love you, Chuck.

Uh, Chuck, uh, Chuck had a good idea for top five Friday.

It's not what we're doing, but it could have been.

Top five chucks.

Top five chucks.

Norris.

Wood.

Up.

Barkley.

Barry.

We nailed it.

Done.

I don't know about Count Barkley.

Barkley doesn't count.

Chuck Barry count.

Oh, there's nicknames.

Chuck.

Yeah, these Charles Barkley.

He'd be in my top five.

Charles is in my top five barklies.

Ground.

Ground.

So no Chuck E.

No.

No, Chuck E.

No, the murdering doll.

Oh, Chuck E.

The murdering doll.

No, I would include him.

Or Chuck E.

No, he's a middle initial.

Right.

He's in.

Oh, yeah.

Great point.

Great point.

That was trapped.

That was trapped.

We gotcha.

Yeah.

The E stands for entertainment, right?

I don't know.

I think it is.

Rossi was a Chuck E.

Cheese.

I'm gun shy after the improvements that I gave out earlier today.

I'm a little hesitant.

I'm a little hesitant to say anything.

I'm not 100% sure about now.

Quite frankly.

No, one of Rossi's early jobs was he was Chuck E.

Cheese.

He was the man behind the mask.

He is entertainment.

Charles entertainment cheese.

Oh, well, he's a Charles.

He must not count them.

No, but he is Chuck E.

He goes like Chuck.

So is Chuck Norris.

But he gave it name.

Yeah.

Chuck Norris is a Charles.

Charles Norris.

Probably all Charles.

Good move.

Good switch by now.

Well, most of them are.

He's Charles Ray Norris.

Chuck.

Yeah, Chuck Norris is just the coolest name in the world.

Oh, it's so badass.

Oh, my God.

Incredible.

Well, anyway.

Top of Chuck's though.

Good idea.

But that's all we're doing right now.

He is our host of the week, though.

Sad.

He couldn't enjoy it or perhaps he is.

Up in the sky.

He might.

We were seeing our host of the week here at Jones and Keith.

But sad news earlier today, note, doubt.

Good news for you though.

We have our top 5 favorite all-time college hoops players.

I noticed there's a bit of a theme to mine.

But let's count them down here, Nick, if we can.

Number five.

Tyson Wheeler from URI.

Little Ety Bitty guy.

He's listed at 5'10."

No chance that guy was 5'10."

Great elite, eight run for URI one year.

Where they got taken out by Stanford.

But I love Tyson Wheeler for the Rodi Rams number four staying in the great state of Rhode Island God Sham God Keith

Another elite eight run him and Austin Crosier among others with the Providence Friars God Sham God in college

Can shoot still a fun time. Good on coming in at number third

This is the one we may have overlap on Troy Bell at BC not a big BC guy those teams were fun

They didn't go on as deep of a run as you are I and Providence

But Troy Bell BC they were in the tournament a bunch while he was there. Love me some Troy Bell

Who teach a soren teen University of Vermont from the parking lot. I figure he's not a native from on term

He's from Rhode Island. Okay. I've a T.J. Soren team number two number one Jose Wambarea not a lot of tournament success there

He was the C.A. player of the year. Yeah

He was an America. He's player of the year pretty good

Very to transfer to get those

Take that back. You might have been first-team America East, but Jose Wambarea number one

So I went all local point guards pretty much. I like that list. I like that list

Oh, by the way, we're getting told it's Carlos Norris. It wasn't even Charles Norris. Oh, he was Carlos Norris Carlos Ray Norris

That's kind of cool. He would his career have been any different if he was Carlos Norris

So that's badass. I think it would have been different. Yeah, so Charlie Sheen Charlie Sheen's a Carlos. What? Yeah

Well, he's not even a Sheen right or he is he's a he's a he's an estimate. Yes. Yeah

Pretty good that I might have known I didn't know he was Carlos. I'm really

Brother, okay, count about key number five Ray Jackson Ray Jackson. Yes. Okay. I'll miss you again

I see where the number four to one Howard

Keep going Nick coming in a number third Jimmy King number two Chris Weber number one Jalen Rose

So you had I'm sorry you had who over Howard you hated Howard that much, huh?

I love Jimmy King interesting

So I did similar to you. I kind of gravitated more towards like point guards and shooting guards

But like Chris Weber was just like he was so good and I just loved the fab five

I was obsessed with the fab five it came out at the exact right age

There's a run there like 91 92 93

Whereas a young kid whatever it was like 789

It was like the dream team

It was deep brown winning a dunk contest

It was Charlie Ward at Florida state. It was the fab five like I was upset

It's like the first college basketball team. I really remember like as a kid and then

Love that team. Yeah, because growing up in New Hampshire and having no failing members that went to like BC or anything

There you pick whatever you want you didn't have a team and not that I like Michigan

I like those guys

Who's on UNC the beat them? Was that Montrasse that big dork or was that was somebody else? It was Montrasse

Yeah, so they got blown out by Duke

This is why I had a dorky flat top on Eric Montrasse

So they that was their first go round their freshman year

They made it all into the finals and they got

Panced by Latener and Hurley and Grand Hill the next year was the timeout game

Yeah, and that was a bit of a stain on Weber. Yeah, no, actually. I don't even know if it was Montrasse

Yeah, it was it was George Lynch was on that. Yeah, there was something

I think George Lynch was like the best player at least the guy that went to the NBA

But like I loved Marcus Cambi. I considered Marcus Cambi. He was he was fun to watch Alan Iverson

Well, I ever wanted college was great was amazing. So you know, he's not local

I didn't really have a tie. I like all these college point guard floor general Keith good stuff the little general

Sherman Douglass is not on my list. Is that his name? Yeah, he's ahead of our time. Yeah, Sarah. He's yeah, we just missed him

I liked Ed Coda. I like those UNC teams. Oh, you just rack up a cyst. I love dead. He had like cool stuff carved into his hair too

They just throw an alley oops to Vince Carter. I loved Ed Coda at US

They had a really good run where they had stack house and Rashid Wallace for a couple years

Then they had Vince Carter Antoine Jameson and that was

Really fun. Yeah, there are there are a lot of players that

I don't know. I'm with you. Treble was a good one. So I like people are texting no Marcus Cambi

You just mentioning. No, I loved Cambi, but I didn't have gone with all I didn't want to go four members of the fan

I kind of liked on the UMass team. No, no, that was a good. That was good. I kind of like Trevia

So like that's kind of the guy that I liked

I didn't you said that before I didn't realize that so I kind of like Carmelo Trevice

You know Cambi was great. He was the best player. They had a really good one. That's kind of the guy like he was on my

Honorable mention list

Ted you to pay Khalid Elameen. I love Ryan Sidney on that same BC team with Troy. But I loved him

This was this was gonna sound like I made it up because they were Celtics

But in reality in college both Paul Pearson Ray Allen were really fun. I like Paul Pierce a lot at Kansas

I liked Ray Allen

Some of those Yukon teams had great players like Khalid Elameen was really I like

It was awesome like even like Ricky Moore the point guard. Yeah point guard was really really good

Uh, trying to think

Some of those I like some of the teams like Gilbert Irinas. I like pit snuggle when he was at West Virginia

That was a run. That was a time Gansy and pit snog was a good squad

That was a good squad. That was good. I of course like cop and wrath

I wanted to stick with my point guard theme

So I went away from I went so on team over cop

You like both. Yeah, but cop and wrath is on my list

Starbarate Starbarate is great Georgia Tech. I love I love Marbury one in done Georgia Tech step one Marbury was

Electric. Yeah, that's

That's a really good one

Michigan had a couple guys after the fab five like Lewis Bulk and then like tractor trailer

Oh, I remember trailer. I don't remember. Lewis Bulk was like a point guard. They're like very threes

I don't know. There's a lot of you know who I like this guy in college too carry kittles one sock up

Was cool one side at least I thought it was cool. I know cool actually was but I thought it was cool

I like carry kittles in college too. That's a good text carry kittles people are texting Lou row. Yeah, we wrote was not

On the UMass fake final force has been vacated, but the fake final four team right he wasn't on that team

But he was great at UMass Lou road. Yeah, he was the year before so they were really good

I think it was can be sophomore year and Lou row might have been a senior and then can be junior year

Which was last year was the refuse to lose season which was incredible

I guess got wiggies top five college. Oh, great. Wait, wait, wait, hey, hey, next standby. This is wiggies top five if you could

Coming in hold on. I reset everything. Yeah, he has one honorable mention. I think he he said big dog Glenn rice

I think he means big dog Glenn. Oh big dog Glenn Robinson. I produced awesome

I never five on wiggies. Let's Chris Jackson and L. S. Do you like look like mood Abdul Royale? He later when I'd be back

Mood Abdul Arouf. Yeah, he was an electric score jit a little bit before our time to remember him

But like I remember him in the NBA. I don't really remember him in college. Yeah

Number four Larry Johnson that you and LV team grandma. Yeah, yeah, mustard and Johnson

Yes, coming in a number third Chris Weber see what see what yeah number two Marcus can be. Yep

One on wiggies top five college basketball players of all time Alan Iverson

Oh, wow, so some good a lot of your overlaps. I also mentioned another all a bunch of stacey augmon who's on that same grandma

Tim. Yeah, you and LV team was good squad. That was great

Steve Francis. I like to be at Maryland. Well, I like Stevie franchise. Let's see Peyton Siva. Oh, it Louisville. Yep. Yeah, early 2000s Maryland Chris Wilcox

I think is who they're talking about

Romeo Robinson was on that Michigan team that won it. Oh, you know another one. I forgot Jason Capono

Remember Jason Capono with UCLA. Yep, Barry threes. I love Capono headband head

I wore a headband in high school brag for a few games because of a Capono. Yeah, for a few games

Yeah, I don't think I wore it every day. I think most of the game the shots not dropping pop it off

Yeah, you're gonna rip the headband off. Yeah, yeah, the shots on the back call me throwing the crowd

Yeah, yeah, no, that's true that kid at Gonzaga last night when I was live betting

Kennesaw State got his headband knocked off. Yeah, I was like, yeah, get him. Yeah, so anyway, those are our top five all-time

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