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We interrupt this program previously critics had brailed against the duo as crude, dumb, ugly, portless, sexist, self-destructive, and foolish. They are not part of the legitimate business world. What they do is they celebrate under achievement. An old calendar I would tell you it's outrageous still. And if I could find somewhere constitutionally to do away with it, I would. Oh, Amen! Amen! Good morning, happy. Friday Mod. Oh, happy Friday indeed. This Friday last been no this Friday's last you Friday last but now Friday last but no

Oh here we are we made it. No Get through today or you you do you freaking do yeah, no Not up too late last night you said watching games, right? No, it wasn't too bad. Then the last Couple weren't so good. Yeah, so I did not have to worry We will get all into yesterday's games GMax performance with Sienna and Duke and was I yesterday? I don't know how you guys do it. I'm I texted Cody. I don't care about sports. I never really have Not but every once in a while I'll get involved in like because we've got to tie to GMAC and all like you know the news and stuff I watched the Sienna Duke game. Yeah, and I I don't know if you all exist at the same level of anxiety. I'm at No, it's not fun to be stressed for 40 minutes for that like that. Yes, it is. I was so stressed out, man

Oh, it's the best and it was that for so many games Maybe I'm just like awesome and you liked it. I don't know Can you help me pronounce it because I it is that so I don't know how to pronounce that but give me a phonetic on that I'm just like tense I was tense the entire time. Yeah, I get very emotional about it Yes, you know how I get I put all of my emotions into things and I'm like it was the last I was so proud of you right? No, I'm not gonna do that No, not bad. I don't know Oh my god, man, it was We were we just split off running down different. We were just talking next to each other No, we don't see it home. No, I do get emotional over the half-time show But I wasn't getting very emotional about Jerry. I was proud of him. Yeah Let's proud of the spotlight he had yesterday. So we'll talk about all of that but then game ends and it's five o'clock and I'm like

I don't know what I what I do in my body like I've read my emotions up so high and it's only five Next game up. Let's go I don't know how you guys do it because it's just it's just like fried and synapses It's a fun roller coaster all day, but the lows aren't ever that low The low you mean the lows aren't low like like game is a low feeling right? No, I don't care I didn't care about I wouldn't you know my team is on that tonight So I mean losing. Yeah, that sucked, but the low like all day yesterday You're like we yeah, but the lows aren't that low because oh are they lost that's a game of those other game like that I loved it. It was awesome. It was Thought about it was fine. I can see why you guys like all your damn basketballs and sports and all the things it's the best fun Sporting event shout out in Nebraska. I know she's a corn husk right there in Nebraska They got their first ever NCAA tourney win yesterday with basketball nerd stuff

Their coach is Fred Hoyberg who was one of those like generic white guy Three-point assassins. Okay, in the early 2000s. Okay. Oh, so funny. We're seeing a Fred Hoyberg sighting on the sideline and I think his kid was also on the team So weird makes feel so old. I know that I believe city schools are close today for Uco I hope I'm pronouncing that correctly. It's an Arabic phrase. Oh cool. Meaning blessed holiday or blessed feast Oh blessed feast to you to prayers and gatherings. It begins with the Congregational eid prayers followed by families and friends visiting each other. I wish I had family and friends You do you have today or for the holiday? Enjoy your day off and then your holidays you go and see that. Oh, I do. I have a home. Okay. Good. I was there. Hey cookies We will obviously get into so much coverage of the of the tournament today as Is so is there like a stretch or there's no games? So like today and tomorrow Is it every day there's games like no, there's like a like a break

Morning. I'm saying Tuesday Wednesday. Oh my god. He's so There's nothing you don't want it like you Monday never wrestling. Yeah, I know You just don't want to do I want to take the days off. No, I know but I don't say I don't make a ball I'm sorry, but no make a ball. I'm sorry, but live about a ring. Yeah, it's the end of Ramadan. Is that was at the video? I saw of that boy on the pitching mound. He ended his fast I'm not that well educated in this. So I put on the I'm not worse with this. I know I don't know like it's like a little league player. Okay Who I think ended his fast as part of Ramadan? Okay, and like the coach called time out and brought him To the mound like fruit slices and use that sick That's sick pretty sweet dude. Back to the fruit slices. I'll deal so I get a lot of stuff today on a Friday show Twitch.tv slash Keroxie and wine you could not Ramadan my friend. Why is that fast thing from sun up to sundown? Oh my goodness. I gotta you'd have to wait till the sun goes down for you to eat your snake meal. I got a

Oh my god. I gotta eat. Oh my god. That's what I'm just gonna say now when I have a giant meal after sundown You're on your Ramadan breaking Ramadan. Yeah, I'm breaking your fast. Oh god. Oh god. I'm gonna be wait for school because I got Perth plus in my eye. Oh shampoo in the eye is the Why I'm wrong now because I got shampoo in my eye looks in the 90s. Oh I fact that's awful. I got Forget one but over the weekend. I think I got a hotel shampoo in my eye I like to get the like to steal those well their years. I like to have the until they put them on the walls now But man you get one of those in the eye because that's like old school Just you know straight up. Yeah, it's nothing else, but whatever is in there, you know old school style now They just combine everything like my kid will get a one of mine is body hair wash everything. Yeah It's all combined into one thing that that one I think one of my I think my chocolate X one of them might be that You might be able to use it in your hair, but in a pinch. I don't mind. I listen to one of those memes that ladies don't like about guys

We're on fair that we can wash our hair with random body wash real quick. Yeah, well didn't Frank use like main and tail horse horse shampoo Yep main and tail main and tail horse shampoo. Yes, he did all right real quick and twitch for for showbron showbronic There's a transport in route to Syracuse right now with 32 dogs from Texas helping hounds is bringing them up They're so freaking cute you guys. I'm jumping through him right now in twitch Nick are they're gonna be here tomorrow and then you got to want to apply online look at all these dogs and route Oh, dog Elsa you have a dog Elsa came from Texas right Whatever What yeah show sister's dog was a helping house rescue. Yeah, these 32 dogs in route. Yeah, she was at that gonna be in a Kill shelter in Texas. Oh Ah, what are in a cage First you better be careful of all people because Freddy loves dogs

Oh, he loves Elsa. Elsa's the only one he likes it loves Barney sinbed Douglas He's fine with all that all right good because with my neighbor was out walking his dog like the one nice day We had that's different and the neighbor dogs coming up and I go just see you know Freddy really thinks he's a tough guy around new dogs and of course Freddy like I go Fred knocking off and he even just twice your side and even else does that at the start with Freddy they both do that for a second and then they both terrorize me for the Oh my god look at this little cutie right here. I know this is very visual, but I'm just I'm letting people know it's a might want to oh my god, I love that dog People know that that the cutest dogs are in route right now. I would take a bullet look at that Oh, look at these dogs for everyone of these dogs 32 of them in route right now to Syracuse head to helping hounds on Facebook And of course their website if you want to adopt Oh my god, I want that one. What is this? What kind of that one? I don't like it's faith. Oh, you're cute. You're cute I know if you're not in twitch. I'm sorry. This doesn't make any sense on the radio No, but it makes it so people that are hearing it will then want to go and look at this little guy

Is little legs they also have a lot of cute what's currently a show, bro. And it says so yes a lot a lot of Of shelter Area play area shelters have a ton. Yeah of dogs in them right now, man It is a problem So if you can give some new pops if you can give some dogs yeah Another lease on life right. Oh, don't be afraid to adopt It'll be the the most annoying thing you've ever done and you wouldn't have it any other way Yeah, and I'll tell you right now the thing about these dogs is you can do what Cody does to Elsa and just remind them hey You'd be dead. I didn't bring you into this house. I rescued you from death Certain death certain death. So you're welcome as you punch me in the face. Yeah Yeah, it's a great time of year to do it because the weather's about to break they can get outside Perfect time to go out start them into the spring and summer. Oh give these cuties a new lease on life shout out helping hounds

Good to work The cavalcade of cars in Syracuse coming up At about a month less than a month now April 18th and 19th at the New York State fairgrounds hundreds of vehicles Including classics lifted trucks jeeps motorcycles and more. Oh my god. Could you have any more test? osterone rossomania and cavalcade of cars at the same time. Oh, that's how you pregame for WrestleMania. Well, yeah, dude That's a good idea get your vehicle out of storage this spring and register further show You got a register by the 5th of April. So you got a couple weeks there shop the swap meet and vendors rockabilly roundup and so much more I'll be there doing a I'm sure you'll come hang too, but we'll be doing the Like the striped-tacular auction where the guys The things yeah kids under 12 are free. So come on out Cavalcade of cars see and why calm boom Well, it's a real thing and we're getting reports from chat that it actually is pretty good as the dirty do

Yeah, I saw it on the internet and it's one of those where I never know what's real, but thank god for At button on your phone where you can ask the internet. Yeah, you're at your AI. Yeah, AI is nice for that Hasiko is launching dirty Mountain Dew in early 2026. We're getting reports from people in our channel that it's in the At least the samples are out and about in the area nice creamy vanilla Combined with classic citrus dew capitalizing on the dirty soda trend can we explain that to me? What is dirty soda? It's the milk Pepsi I thought Is it that's what I thought Is it I mean think isn't that would that be it's what you do what dirty soda is because it's been a thing all year And I'm not sure I understand it is it just combining two sodas. Oh, yeah It's kind of what we're saying, but flavored syrup splash or cream uh juices So no it's kind of just you you do you do you do you it's a big Mormon thing They're saying yet because they can't have booze so they're like I'm gonna get frickin crazy and put some creamer in my Pepsi like the

That's on it commercial you see all they do a dirty So they're putting like that the coconut cream into the one where I would try that I would try this I don't like mountain dew really it's not It's not my it's too. It's too sweet. If that can be old guy. No, I get it I get it's weird that my tastes change as I got older. Yeah, I don't drink soda. I used to love soda I drink a ton of Pepsi in my 20s. I can't pound it. So I don't like it I just don't like soda really much anymore. So I'll have a can to do a couple times a year One of my least favorite things is that Thing we're trying to pound something or like a soda and you do that Yeah, oh god, I heard so bad. I don't like that so I mean, I don't like the sodas and uh Baja Blast is like my least favorite and I've been done dirty a couple times recently. I won't name any names But you can't say When I ask you do you have coke or Pepsi you can't just make it up I need an accurate answer

And by that I mean I'll go to restaurants. I do not like Coca-Cola. I like Pepsi over coke Here's what happens Here's what happens Wait, what? I'll go to restaurants. He's like a week and a half go to me. Jimmy's checking track I go do you have coke because here's why if I if you have coke I'm gonna order a sprite. Yeah, yeah Pepsi I'm gonna order a Pepsi. Yeah, and you're not care for coke or cola So I say do you have coke or Pepsi And a lot of places will be like we have coke products and I'll be like okay Can I get a sprite and they'll bring out not a sprite you gotta understand restaurant I got a great tongue. I know what I'm tasting I know what I'm tasting and that ain't a sprite. They aim to see her amiss. What did yeah? What would they give you what I'm saying is restaurants in the area are starting to use just generic brands So does probably to save money I but don't tell me you've got coke or Pepsi when you've got Generic cola or generic lemon drink back there. I do like the diners that do that though Or you can see other thing. It's just cola. Yeah orange exactly

Tell me that if you do that. I want cola That's the weird thing. I like a generic cola. Yeah, that's a weird thing to be like. They're trying to sneak it past you I'm obviously trying to save money, but just be honest with me. No Just be honest with me. Yeah Just say nah man. We actually got just generic stuff here. Yeah, cool. That's fine. I go with generic cola Be like we got a thing to taste like sprite. Don't be embarrassed about it. No. Well, we have coke or cola No, you don't because whatever you just serve me It's like pine salt and bubble water This ain't a Sierra miss this ain't a sprite. No Sister and Chats has that like a diet wild cherry Pepsi from time to time. That's a nice fridge sig treat Yeah, all right hits it just hits Got my wife likes it a occasional diet Pepsi like it's an occasional You like yeah, I like to I like to taste them Yeah, I like like for beer Friday like when Joel and Chris Yeah, I like I like oh I'll sip the way I know if I am a fan

Gonna get some more and if you've got an option for me to get a high sea orange That's gonna beat out every soda you go. Well, I mean I will not know if I'm at if I'm at like um I don't even know if most does this anymore because you're bringing to my attention They're getting rid of all those freestyle machines a lot of places man So if I'm at a moze and I can get a high sea orange that's gonna be every soda on the list Yeah, same with McDonald's. I'm gonna get a high sea orange every time You think I'm gonna get a fountain soda over any bottle yeah, yeah, that's fountain soda is the best soda I don't know a little traumatized fountain so does that so why we're having to get that mine for your life Yeah, that's a weird thing that your mother has made you do forever Forever, bro my whole life as long as I can remember for those you don't know dad makes Cody bring her it's a diapopsy Well does she have specific ice requirements? No, I go based on like in the in the summer I don't want more ice because it's a little hotter out there, but like in the winter. He and just a little ice. It's a snail say cold Does she like certain places over other places? Is she like maybe stop it? No, no that's go to cliffs. No, that doesn't matter

I would put my foot. This is already This is already enough. It's interesting to me How much your parents had you run still cuz I guess dad that have you run in that's why that's why I don't I don't mind because that's all she ever Asked me to do. We're friends a lot more Why was his that was it? I imagine anything you wanted yeah having to ask someone else that's That but no, that's that's it and mom's know they got you by the balls mom's know that they birthed you Yep, you're gonna bring her a soda. Yeah, like if Tam Tam said Josh. Can you please bring me something on the way home? She knows she's got me. I'm gonna do it. Yeah, like she might like a McDonald's over You know, so you know other places or whatever, but now there's no Like even when you were a teen you had to go go and get her a soda. Yeah Yeah How did it work back then was she like if you're out in the bathroom? No, just go walk down

No, no, no, that walking I never had to like yeah, no as soon as So do you got a license? Yeah, so not my whole life, but you know going to dab her Pepsi. Uh-huh 20 so much. How many a week do you think you gotta get her? Oh, it depends not not many like couple here there was not an absolutely every day you know, no, no, thank God no Cold can you get me a Pepsi mod? No, no, because sometimes Chris is home and he has to go get it probably Absolutely, how come she's never just got like a soda stream or something in the house? Oh, I don't know I didn't really that would solve all these problems. Not the same. I would imagine. Oh, is it? I would imagine she'd say All right Yeah, that's it. I mean, that's it. Yeah, she's taking care of him his whole life. We can take care of you can get her soda Every once in a while. I'll get cranky about it, but no, we we're gonna do Exactly what your mom what hostage of side you say no, okay. Can't say no to your mom. Oh, I guess You know, that's okay. I guess I didn't just eat the crust off the The hammer guys my dinner when we were a

Single mom and young boy struggling. They know Is it is a three oh, no, that's okay though as long as you got the whole happy meal. No, they know That's why she's so little they know tam could pull that on me Oh, you don't want to bring me a soda. Okay. I mean, it's not like interesting It's not like I ate lettuce so you boys could eat you know back when we interesting lived in the apartments and had no money No, it's fine. No, you don't have to. I'm fine. Don't worry about weird Uh, so I'm gonna try as the dirty mountain dude. Let me know what it tastes like if you can spot it I'll try one at least. Yeah, I would I would get one Because that's another like Chris drinks mountain dude. So that's one where I could easily snag a little a little And what are your what are your soda combos because Katie and chat says my favorite fountain my favorite soda is fountain Diapathy with a splash a doctor paper see that's why you think those are just too hard to maintain What those are going the way you style. Yeah, I don't know man. I really loved it I really loved being able to do you want to put a little grape in your sprite right? What a little grape in there That was the best, but I mean you can do stuff like sprite. Do you want to taste it?

Spray it. Spray it, but you try it. You tried it. You tried it. You said No, it was a good That is the topnotch where you do add a little you just add a little you just show it up a little I do that with um When they have lemonades and teas and stuff like that. I'll add a little like orange into the lemonade or something like that Or you do a little Pepsi they used to have the Pepsi lemon twist remember that Oh, yeah, I used to like a little Pepsi with a splash of lemon in it. I mean, it's not the same. Mm-hmm But it's in the same area. I crushed those teas They had next to the fountain sodas those big vats of Fruit juice or whatever the hell That's probably you know something I had for you soda. You know, I'm talking about where it's like like it cliffs It's like here's pineapple cucumber lemonade Whatever and just the big little things next to it. I like that I like when they do stuff like that. Yeah, Katie says the freestyle machines were insanely expensive the cartridges You got to put in there. That's what I mean I don't have it. It was probably a cool gimmick, but you probably you needed to have every

Single syrup syrup. You could have. Yeah, it's probably hard to maintain And see fuzz this is what I'm saying fuzz and chats as if you ask for ginger ale to restaurant They'll just do sprite with a splash of cola and no one notices just be honest with me tell me what you got back there Well, you what? If you do if you do sprite with a splash of cola, I can trick you into thinking just ginger ale really your mouth I mean my mouth would know because again, I got a great tongue Oh I want it. I didn't know that yeah places really do that. Yeah, just be honest with me We're in a relationship here for this hour. I'm having a meal You be honest with me. I'll be honest with you. I don't want Knock off Lemons yeah, that's whatever you got. I didn't know that though. I want to I'm next time I go to a restaurant I'm gonna be like y'all real quick make me the fake ginger ale. Let me try the fake ginger ale. Yeah Probably make it here. Just go to the bottle, you know him We couldn't you learn what is your soda combo just a couple weeks away from kicking off The shows

Come and get yourself something to eat my stomach is rumble and just thinking about how Awesome that was to carry over cocoa puffs. Oh into a Friday morning. We are kicking it all off on Friday April 3rd at Wade's in a swing. Ah, we'd love it if you swung down said hey We will have posters for anybody who stops down if you want us to sign them fine If you think that's devalues the poster, we will not sign it. That is also fine. We can sign last week Different dates on it. You can have this one. We'll sign last year. It's driven by Burtik BMW Thank you Burtik BMW for getting on board with that We will see you on the third of April first one kicking off I'll be there at Wade's I'll be there. I'll see you guys there. Yeah, I don't know what I go sister in chat says I think I missed you talking about that manosphere doc But I found it interesting all those men had daddy issues. I don't know if you watched it You know obviously didn't because you don't know I'm talking about but It's uh, Louis the row is a documentary filmmaker. He dove into the manosphere

You know, like there's a whole world that that probably a lot of you aren't aware of You should be because if your children are are following like sneaco and these These real bad like influencer dudes so like sneaco or Or tiki-taki or like there's a bunch of these guys and their whole gimmick is self-help and they're strong man And they smoke cigars on tiktok and they tell you what it's like like there's a lot of that like the doucheiest insecure douche That's ever douche they're the doucheiest insecure dude. Yeah, Andrew takes another one That guy with the funniest shaped cranium that's ever existed. It's very much the new religion in a way like a lot of people growing up They would find religion and they because I don't fault anyone for not having a direction. It's it's it's tough to navigate the world And when you're just clicking through your algorithm and some guy who looks successful and wealthy and tough Yeah, and you show up and he's like this is how you're a man and this is how you make wealth and you weren't told or tall

And you don't have you maybe don't have a man male figure or strong female figure you and I were both raised by single moms so you can have a woman in your life that Kind of helps shape you you don't necessarily need to have a man, but a lot of people are just a lot They're lonely. We have a like a lot of people in this world They're just lonely now and when you have your phone and there's a guy who's driving a Porsche and he's all right And you think that covered in tattoos and he's all muscular and he's tough you just think oh That's how you're gonna I want to be that but then this manosphere doc came out of Netflix couple weeks ago. Okay Where Louis Thoreau is just like I mean obviously He's just a doc he's a nerd like us. He's a documentary filmmaker. Okay, and you just wanted to explore the manosphere so he went and He found a few guys like sneaker was one of them like I said tiki-tack another one. There's another guy who's like in Miami. What do they do? Pyramid schemes basically so like what pretend I was one of them. Okay And anybody could be one of these guys if it's it's it's it's almost exactly wrestling you guys they these manosphere dudes will put on a gimmick where they're like

Women shouldn't be oh gee lurking You are a man. You're a provider You should be out there. So what they do is they're like Subscribe to my class and I'll teach you How to be a man. Oh, it's sad and it's frustrating and it's it's It's taking advantage of people but so Louis Thoreau is like okay Well, what because one of the guys is like I'll show you how to invest your money You want to be rich. I'll show you how to invest your money man Put this much money into this council and the documentary not to ruin it if you don't want me to spoil it But it's basically news. No, I don't I don't Louis Thoreau's like I put 500 bucks in this guy's account He's swore was gonna grow no, you know, he lost all his money. Yeah, he got down to like a hundred bucks. Yeah these other guys are like There's one guy in this doc who's like First of all all of them have one-sided relationships meaning they're all in relationships with women But they're allowed to sleep with other women But clearly the women they're in the relationship with

I can't be better than they are and just somehow got it's all Because clearly these guys would like a family and a lifestyle and like they'd like to just be yeah, you know Raising kids or whatever, but they also have to put on the gimmick where they're like I don't respect women. I can do whatever I want with women and those guys take advantage of of lonely people of you know Lonely people who are and that stuff gets fed to you man I don't follow any of these guys, but it was get fed to you in the algorithm because we're in a situation right now or Tough guys are trying to like Shape the world and they're just on Tech-talking stuff or not really they get banned from a lot of these platforms because they are most of them say really racist Nazi stuff So I just don't go to rumble like they'll go to rumble Which is a which is like I'm telling you I'm taking you down a wormhole. Oh, I gotta go like if twitch It's like okay, you go to rumble because rumble you can do whatever you want. I think I know what you mean So they'll go do shows on rumble, okay, and like people will be in chat. It's a lot of excels in chat

They're on acts like Sneak-o could only be on X for a little bit And they put on the fake tough guy gimmick and they're very smart and they're all just weak fragile dudes every single one of them And they got they got exposed by this doc It doesn't matter because real Real strong men don't need to tell you eight hours a day how strong and tough they are Well, we are the party obviously. We are party strong tough. Yeah, I am getting chat Nick went as hate women so much He's a virgin and says it's gay to sleep with women So like I don't care what you guys watch this isn't for me So I just want you to know that that's out there and your kids might be like that sounds like a thing where that guy is He's always gay himself and things But there's that rumor as well. There's that rumor as well. Yeah, no Well, I think I think a few of these fellas Would would be happier Yeah, if they admitted that they were probably gay deep down inside right because they obsess over oiled up muscled men

And like that's their focus Love who you want to love man, you don't got to put on this gimmick, you know, it's okay But it's just I I think it's important for you as like parents Like know what's out there like I have to keep an eye on this stuff. I don't want my kid being like Poisoned by this stuff. Yeah, mm-hmm Mm-hmm Smoke and chats as I bet you guys let your wives pump gas when you're in the car. No, actually smoke your wife pumps the gas burner She lets me stay in the car after she gets me McDonald's I mean my wife can pump a gas if she wants to but if I'm in the car I drive yeah Yeah, it doesn't matter to me just an interesting doc if you want to watch it. It's some real toxic people out there Yeah, I mean, huh? All right twitch.tv slash krock cny you want to jump in there Button says I'm either of you guys made it to a bad omen show no, but I've heard amazing things about a button fun They look really good. I really want to see that president man, too. What is this? Oh That's how this starts. Yeah, really they usually cut it off for the radio. Is it always on that?

Oh 315 364 109 k-rock texture Oh, man, yeah button went to the Boston show. That was amazing president was amazing. Yeah That would be a fun I just am sure yeah, I'd like to see that but I want to see them in full darkness man. I'm saying yeah Yeah, not to add to more ticket prices because god knows ticket prices are astronomical right now. He said ask But the fact that nine-inch nails totally blacked out the arena added a whole mother level they had All the way around so it was the life were off. That's cool. I like that and it looked kind of like bad Omen's did something a little similar like it looked like a indoor vibe was cool. All right You You probably make your wife to be pumped to gas

I had I you dole because jokes on you. I don't have a wife. I'm all alone You're my you might want you're my wife as bigger balls than you my wife. Yeah, that's cool You know, I was wife Not the burn. Do you think they are, bud? Let's talk hoops, shall we shoot it? Walking in twitch you'll see that in the way back we have honoring The greatest echo chip all time during McNamara's and the background of our photos today I see had a great game yesterday That was all jokes aside. Yes. Yep On real that was a very Top-notch coaching job that he did against a very top-notch coach. Yep. In John Shire one of the best in the country John Shire quote

GMAC outcoach me is that on TV? I will tell you this all goes to all credit goes to Cody for this Cody says I think GMAT just made $5 million on a loss. Yeah, because I think that you're right He's going to get offered it's not just money gigs. It's not just queues I don't know who else needs coach is No, no country's going to be looking at him after that man He's going to get looks from places that are going to be desperate for a you know, a kick in the ass shot I'm Gavin Dottie from Fulton, New York. Maybe a swiga county represent when he came down with that knee and limped off to the side I was so nervous So a swiga county represented for is the first time I could find a Swiga County first representation in D1 NCAA tournament ever. That's cool We had in a swiga grad that went into a D3 turning right and there was a there's a girl right now a woman from a swiga Who is in the D3 women's turning right now?

Yeah, there's been hockey and baseball Yeah, but for the basketball D1 I think I think Gavin's the first one man. Well he was fantastic yesterday where What does where does watertown fall? Why who's from watertown the storm and gorman. Oh, true that storm and gorman is I think that's a swiga county though. That's it. I don't know what county that's it. I have absolutely no And with only five guys he never subbed never subbed starting five the entire time bench is not good His bench was not good and for the people that Jefferson County. That's right. Yeah, Jeff But for the people they're like, oh You can't go five on three five on four against Duke at any point in time if they were losing by a bunch Yeah, or if they were up by 20 something Maybe they could have put in a guy for a minute, but even a minute ain't gonna get you that much wrestling won't matter No, you let Duke get up 20 on you. It's three minutes. It's over and that's what Duke would have done Had they decided to sub a couple guys out for the period of time that you would need to catch

Yeah, you get back in there. It would have been over in the guys They saw his match sucks. Yeah, his bench is it's Ciana. What do you expect? What I said? Yeah, I said, who do you think's on that bench, but it's Ciana right? No, no offense. No, they got it, but it's from full. Yeah, I mean come on now, but yeah This is what I'm saying. It is Ciana. It's not like their bench is very deep Clearly he knew what he was doing as he held Duke to six Six points and when the spread was 26 and a half. Yeah So shout out to Jerry. I don't know what happens for him. We'll get him on the phone eventually I didn't want to bother him yesterday, but we'll talk to him I don't he's gonna be he's gonna be talked about a lot of think around the country after that man Yeah, I don't I can't forget a little what did you know about his coaching style did he is it like fast pace? I don't know that deep stuff he yes I like that he they always pushed it. Uh-huh, but what I liked is that he was always active Jerry was I dislike when coaches just

On the sideline. Yeah Yeah, or just sit. Yeah, like I I like when coaches don't I like when they let their players play. Yeah, but I like when they're involved when they're active and he was involved a lot. He was a kind of like oh no Like a gym. Yeah, he did a little bayheim action where he was fired up when he needed to be because again, you know, he So I'm half this town all of a sudden is extremely split, but yeah, he learned from one of the best The Hall of Fame coach Jim. So, you know, he I'm sure he took away some very good Attributes fuzz that he is using fuzz and chat with the with this is what anxiety feels like for those you don't know what anxiety feels like Because I had the same thing fuzz and chat says I felt responsible for their loss because I started watching at the house I felt responsible for the loss because I was wearing a sweatshirt for the first half. Did you take it off? I put it immediately back

But it also was like the awful sports is that's real. I know because it starts to ripple My head's going crazy. I take jerseys off. This isn't working I was laying one way on the couch for the first half Yeah, and then I made my kids an early dinner for half time and I came back and sat a different way on the couch for the second half So they started getting down and I go, oh, do I gotta look okay? Hold on. How do I sit on the couch change spots and he took a sweatshirt off Put it back on see in a fence. There you go. Sorry But sorry Josh cost you the game That's what anxiety feels like direct everything's your fault all the time all anger here to polysabilly at 35 wallenstree Thank you. Thank you. Oh anyways, so we could talk a lot about seeing a dude because that was an incredible game It was good. It was good came out. I mean if Jerry comes to Syracuse If he's off at the gig and he takes it I hope he brings a couple of those sienna guys. Yeah, that'd be cool There were a couple at least two that you could probably bring

And then throw off the bench show some of these show some of these current SU drama queens what it's like to actually hostile on the court for once I do some hard work Maybe play some basketball focus less. I'm not sound like a boomer right now. No focus less on your N.I. Yeah, car dealership deals. Yeah, maybe play some basketball for us. Yeah, that would be nice Don't worry about making the worst commercials ever Yeah, maybe actually Afford into your goddamn game Sorry, I'm sound like About you said at parking and where he aren't some parts to be parking and getting tickets you parked your ass in front of the practice court And get a little bit of work it Huh sister She said no, I'm just picking on you that sports superstition. I have a friend Who spent half of the game in the bathroom because as you was doing better when she was in there Then you got to get in that bathroom that you leave the bathroom. I don't know. I've told you before during bills games My brother will leave family functions if he's out of family function and the bills are losing

He's like I got to get out here. I can't be here now. It's his fault now. I can't be here. What's it anyways Let me get off my old man. Uh, well, I'm great team. I other other games TCU overall high on state that talk about a way to start the toll tournament man pick up my kid from And he's staring at his phone. Yeah, he's in the car and he goes you see this game I go obviously not because I'm sitting here picking you up from school. He goes Yeah, they did and then of course TCU is the first game of whatever And they won and he had picked TCU and he goes I'm gonna have a perfect bracket. That's it. It's perfect bracket from here on out No, no, no, I'm defeated. No, no, but just there were so many unreal games Nebraska over Troy 7,647 Nebraska's first NCAA win good for them ever congratulations Braca Nicholas who listened to us out there in Nebraska? How I think it's funny that south florida Who had Hodgson who we were looking at and all that stuff with the coach they lost To Louisville. Yeah, and everybody's like yeah see

Look it Who cares are they already old? Yeah, who cares? This is my fear not to go back to Jerry, but Jerry yeah loses and they love them I just want to say in sports is so dumb. That's what I'm saying I'm worried about Jerry because I care about Jerry and this this town the fan bases in this town is cycle path But you won't even know if you just stay off a Twitter. Yeah, it's very easy to do. It's very easy to do I got on Twitter yesterday just because like I made the joke, but it's actually true The only remaining users of Twitter are sports fans and Nazis and I don't want to associate with the actual Nazis But that's where all the sports fans were so I was like I'm gonna long back into my axe account. I told you What's going on with the sense of a late talk? It's crazy with those plenty of opinions for sure. Yeah Uh high point over Wisconsin dude. I had that one. I took that cuz you know high I said that's funny So I was a 12-5 upset that I that's your boy had, but that's always an upset and that was a great game

I like the tournament does that thing where like the scores on top and they're like they start to flash the one that's about to be an upset Yeah, the flash the high point game. However, what and this was a thing that um I didn't even notice Until weirdly Dave Portnoy brought it up Those bars if you have multi-screen going like I do yeah that bar Depending is ahead of some of the games Because of broadcasting somehow. Oh, there's a probably a delay on the broadcast I would see a thing like that thing would be flashing uh-huh and the thing the game down at the bottom that I'm watching I'd be like Yeah, that's not it. I would imagine the update scores is a head of Because of broadcast delay, but it was it was pretty funny. Uh Vanderbilt over McNeese State make Vanderbilt win I had McNeese. I thought it was gonna be a uh McNeese uh I forget Troy match up or some time for some of the the brackets. That's a big upset bracket Michigan state over North Dakota state

Yep, they should have killed down markets over Hawaii This VCU game there's our overtime game, man. Oh, we got an overtime game. What time was that game on was that a nighttime game I don't even remember anymore, man. They all kind of blended in. I think that was in the early Like the mid uh the mid and late afternoon. I mean, that's a for real upset, right VCU over you want to see? Yeah, VC North Carolina was missing one of their best players. Oh, okay, but I took VCU This is seven seconds. All right. Okay. Uh Michigan over Howard does you be expected? Yeah Texas A&M over St. Mary's yeah, I thought St. Mary's was gonna take them down I like St. Mary's going into this they were on a roll too Texas over BYU I got them going kind of far And they were a play and they were a play and team uh-huh and every once in a while Syracuse remembers a play and team Rattles off a couple victories and it's like Holy god, okay, yes, okay, they have Gonzaga next Who ended the night? Illinois killed pan. Yeah, one of five seventy uh all the rest of these are all murders

All murders St. Louis over Georgia Houston over Idaho, Gonzaga over Kenny Kenny saw can saw can saw state all right But that that was it. So now what man there's so what are you looking forward to today? I mean not to look forward to Saturday real quick, but like just Texas Gonzaga. Okay. It's gonna be crazy You just off off the top my head You got there's just crazy Saturday matchups, but today though Let's see. Let me just pop over to today real quick. I mean all day All day starts right off 12 15 Santa Clara Kentucky right there is here is gonna be a great game Akron, Texas tech after that is a game that I was looking forward to I think Akron has a chance I like I like Texas tech, but man they really could Arizona ally you who's ally you? Uh, that's actually funny. It's the battle to determine the best iced tea Long Island versus Arizona. Ah, that's funny. All right, then I'm down for the battle and that funny is yeah, but and Arizona You probably let your wife trick would bought her balls. She bag your she bag your face when you're uh for with her

Disco probably do it Virginia Right state Yeah, I think China should probably take that down, but I wouldn't be shot because you have a giant it because my wife Balls the right thing for you the China. I was eight 10s Tennessee state. Yeah, that was yesterday. So that's cool Alabama Hofstra that one could mess up a lot of people's brackets. Why is Hofstra good? They're sneaky. They've got a coach that was a pro for a while and everyone's like We love him, but are Our fellow in the afternoons. Oh mr. Khan picked for our work. Alabama to win it all all So he's the only one in our work bracket that took Baba Bama. Did you say? Currently, there's like 10,000 perfect brackets still happening on the ESPN when it said 10,754 Villanova you got this one that one right there is one that I'm looking for to I think that's gonna be fun That's gonna be a fun one friday afternoon

Tennessee Miami Ohio. That's another one that should be a lot of fun that Miami team is looking to what did they just beat Those are big deals. They were in the playing game. They beat SMU. Yeah, that's right. So now they're going against Tennessee Iowa Clemson that'll be another one flip a coin St. John's I got a route you and I who's you and I uh northern Iowa. I got a route for St. John's because in that fun thing where I I got two random teams given to me and I can route for that thing. I'll sell any about oh, yeah, St. John's is my other team And the other team Is that the next one you said you see if this is a fun. Okay, listen to this guys. This is the next one. I got you CF UCLA Cody's team is UCLA. Yes, but he's in a bracket thing right now where you get like a signed resort we get two random teams. Yeah, and mine are St. John's and UCF right if they cover You move on. Yeah, if they lose And they cover or whatever the with that whole scenario then I pick up

I could potentially pick up UCLA So if UCF loses but covers I then get UCLA. So basically he's a long route. It's a long way of saying Cody is rooting for both teams today Right, and then why isn't just to have a good time, but how funny is that that of all the teams the random one I get is one Going up against UCLA. That is a fun format though that it would be fun Like if you random people to root for yep, like UCF, you know, right. Nope. Very cool Queens and see is that Queens North Carolina? I thought it was like Queens like here. I was so pumped to be like yeah That'll be a fun team. Yeah, it's not no Florida prairie view tonight. No, that'll be a murder. These hands is Baptist. I'm not so excited for the nighttime Friday nighttime schedule to be honest. Confirming. No And in Miami. I don't care. Missouri because I don't I don't have any like Oh, Miami like I do for football. Mm-hmm. For the hurricanes, but I still don't like them. Mm-hmm. So those

The four there and maybe they'll be who knows Kansas has been so weird all year. Yeah Maybe Cal Baptist boss out something, but I I really enjoyed it man I just don't know how you guys. I don't know how you get so invested in sports and this like then grow about your day But yesterday you just keep going Yeah, but I think I was more invested in Sienna than I am any other team. What a lot of other team But you watched a little after I did yeah, it's it's the thrill of Watching these kids. Yeah, my son loves it. So I like to watch stuff with him It's just through these kids this some of them. This is it The last time some will ever step on a basketball court. Mm-hmm So they go all out Oh, it's great. I just love this. It was five o'clock and my fingers were fried from a Sienna game I don't have to do that rest of my day. I bust Then it's on the next couple days and then there's all their sports. How are your brackets looking gang?

Good morning Kermit no it's your song Have you seen that there's a conspiracy now about this When your brain doesn't understand anything you make conspiracies about everything okay So now there's people on tic-tac me like you're telling me uh-oh They're just guys with mules dog the eerie canal No, yeah, you got us man. Yeah, no You busted us. No, there's only yet. There's evidence, but no you're right. It's all conspiracy Oh You always know your palette you ever navigated on the eerie condo. Oh, you know that part

I know why you sing it in school. Yeah, oh god. Yeah Yeah, you're gonna tell me that Dude's just dog a canal with mules. Okay, okay This is what happens when the stupidest people in your school got like they all have internet now and they all make videos Yeah, that's actually what happened and we have evidence and we have a museum and not yeah, but okay I fish near a canal. There ain't no god damn way boy It just ain't didn't happen boy. All right Yeah, maybe yeah, yeah, maybe for Biden We're just living in the stupidest timeline and I have to laugh at it because I don't know I don't know where it goes. Remember we got to get dumber right people got to get done. I don't know go away I'll bite go away back. Yeah, what's next? Just it just who knows a deocracy the best what's next Um, no, we're getting there. So let's follow you just kind of all other movies. Oh, whatever my judge came up with

Um, so good morning everybody. I brought that up because we were singing low bridge I don't know how that guy on the throughway yesterday hit 60 overpasses. That's a record. It's gotta be right And I'm asking all you truck drivers. I know you got a bunch of truck drivers at listen like You you would know if you hit just one. They're all saying just inattentive stupidity Like it Must have been like a jarring feeling to hit an overpass because he had some like heavy uh an excavator something on the bed I mean, we just it just scrapes and you don't know maybe Some did more damage than others, but yeah, it's low bridge everybody down Long bridge you hear me driving around this town Well, I have news for this mother on tiktok her name is brook. Yeah, this mother this mother my mother's balls um She's discovered That when it's too cold outside and She's trying to entertain her 15-month-old

The option just give him some keys I just give him some nightquill and they go right they do they absolutely do. No, she brings him to home depot Oh, cuz it keeps him busy for hours just looking around exploring great. That sounds like a lot of fun And as a dude in his 40s same. Oh, man. You take me to a home depot. I'm walking around I'm looking at everything. Yeah, see now you don't like that stuff even when I had a house I didn't like I'd go there for like you know gardening stuff Like that that stuff. I like but no, I don't I was never interested in like home stuff Yeah, and like plumbing stuff and you know vanities and you know all those different those home sections that are there You know that stuff never really did it for me The viral tiktok video shows the toddler exploring washing machines dish washers cabinet displays The woman had the decorations up how cool is that that I like very cool is that yeah, that's how I learned how it doesn't like those

Oh, she doesn't you bring that home depot uh lows. Yeah lows. There's a lows That's not ever crowded ever and they had they had the you know this year they had the very like Eight-foot realistic Santa's you seen those like they're porcelain almost looking you see those I see those she hated that and misses clause so much everything else is pretty much okay But those Santa clauses man it was I couldn't even got it a walk by him couldn't even walk by him Look up. Look how wide-reaching we are. We have the tow truck driver that towed off that truck yesterday. What I'm lighting that's lighting and chest as I towed that truck off well You slapped the guy a little bit. Hey Modus cousin Jake you see this is like cousin J and I have similar DNA. That's why we like it cousin J says if I'm gonna Lose her home depot I find the clearance section. I'm a hundred percent running through my head I could use that item at some point what same I was walking around where were we home depot? What's the clearance? Just stuff they got to get rid of. I'm just walking around depot because the wife wants to get a new door for the house

And I'm walking around just seeing stuff Like springy wheels so I go. How could I use springy wheels on I want to put things on everything I think you misunderstood when she said she wants to show you the door Oh, you might be right Lighting says that trailer had no brakes to top it off. Wow. All right. Yeah, should not be on the road. I don't I trust it He's okay. No, but I don't need the brake lights. What do you need brake light? I know when I stop video captions at home depot saving us when we're bored comments praised it as you know I mean listen as somebody I would imagine if you're an actual like Person who's trying to shop at home depot and there's just kids wandering around that would be annoying But if it's in the card or whatever and not really but if you have you're just like my in your own business Standing in front and taking peak springy wheels dude Springy wheels. No, I do miss some parts of that going in and looking at stuff, but you don't even like the plants and stuff That's like the plants and all that stuff outdoor stuff. I did like Yeah, you'll learn though. Once you're in charge of your own house. You're gonna learn what's I mean when I did

I didn't even like the outside stuff is what I did like to do eat the inside stuff even then didn't really Do it for me of of the lighting sections a little much if you go into a home depot or a los And you go into the lighting department. Yeah, it's a lot It's illuminating It is it is illuminating Cody Good morning everybody happy Friday The cavalcade of cars is less than a month away the Syracuse Nationals proudly present the cavalcade of cars in Syracuse Hundreds of vehicles basically anything on wheels Shop the swap meet and vendors get ready for the summertime of car shows. Maybe you need some stuff for your whip

If you want to register your car, you can up until the 5th of April Had to cavalcade of cars CNY.com. Is our weird thing gonna be there? Didn't we do a thing where is Yeah, the guy with that do it. Yeah, that's what that's gonna be at the guy who texted us. That's all the information to have It's of Jeep with a wagon and a thing. Yeah, showbos bringing it. Yeah. Yeah, that's all that worked for me Okay, this can be a cool little thing fun fun fun weekend event coming up in April I will be there just go and have fun. Shut up. Shut up and go you like cars. You're gonna go Well happy first day of spring Cody believe it or not it is now first day of spring Yeah, we're in it bud. Hey, we're in it bud. It's the first day of spring. Has it Has it sprung spring is sprung? Are you sprung it up? Is it is there technically a time? I've got to wait for yet So remember we said I saw it on the news because I was like how does it how in the world that they come up with an exactly 1046 you're gonna have spring time what 1046 how do you know that it was on the screen 1046 a.m. This morning

Yeah, how like oh, yeah, that's what it is. That's that's when the hemisphere the hemisphere rotates We will be getting better light The days will continue to get longer until the summer solstice on June 21st That increased the daylight can have all sorts of positive effects like improving your mood Yeah, the sun lowering your depression. Yeah, this is working man working Well, this yeah, I don't get the winner time usually because I like the the snow. I don't cry as I But it's winner. I don't mind if it's gonna be winner. It may as well be snowy. I like it. Mm-hmm This is when I start getting seasonal depression because I hate when it's you're not gonna get any more snow It's not warm enough to open any of your stuff. Mm-hmm, and you can't go outside because it's rainy and cold That's when I I dislike it because it's for the next three months and there's a garbage all over the place Yep, yep, and it's mud

Sarah and chat says something needs to improve my mood real quick. Well, hopefully we're getting there Hopefully the spring time is gonna bring us all up. Hey, yo, I got something to improve your mood Yeah, here we go. I got a little something something both some meat and it's about the same It's a it's a breakfast sleep can improve this time of year being exposed to more sunlight during the day helps you sleep better at night Yes, that yes, I'm gonna say though All if you just sleep all the time though. I feel like that put you in a worst mood because you're just napping all the time It is cleaning your brain though Sleep does clean your brain. I need a good night. Good night time filthy brain. I need to clean my filthy brain Not a You start to get more farmers market options. That's that's also true is that that's in veggies. That starts to show up Between the farmers market here and then the one on like Tuesdays behind us and plus Outdoor activities. I'm an indoor kid. I like computers and TVs But I also like to get outdoors in this weather like take Fred for a walk. Yep. I like to get out in this

It does make you feel a lot better Absolutely prefer to be out like get the same. I like Being inside and looking at stuff and watching the TVs and all that but man Soon as it's nice It's adventure in times I have I have a bass probe a book that I've just been looking through for all my fishing stuff Right me good. I want to get back on the river. I want to get back out in the woods My wife shot down my e-bike idea, but we might still get one. We'll see how that plays out Get a little uh An e-bike and go on woods the adventures on it. Can she just go you know where you should go? What go to like pawn pro or something? Oh, yes I bet they've got somebody's e-bike just some random like someone was like, you know what? I don't want that I don't want a paddle come on now. Well, that's for oh, yeah fuzz is right garage sales will be starting Up and yep. Yep So it's it's it's aren't we're right on the cusp guys. We're almost there. We're right there. What's the 10-day look like? Not that's not up. Well, no, I know because I'm not your hooker mouth. I know. I know. Let me oh yeah

I'll next week is 30s now although this weekend we'll get the fifth the high up 50 today 44 tomorrow If it you do Sunday where's like that Sunday would be okay Mm-hmm, but you know I mean like look at it all look at all of them upper 40s You know 50s rain every effing day. Oh, do you see king fab bought a metal detector? He says I'm gonna be rich I do I wish I had a metal I have what would the kids have some I keep on bringing me. Oh, yeah, forget it You're out and about because that would be that's the move. You'll be looking for golden to balloons all along the shore It's all trash find all metal like yeah, I thought about it Some skanks old tongue ring or something. Oh, hey, whoa, whoa, whoa, no That tongue rings make you a skank. No, no, just does this the civic tongue ring definitely came from a skank. Well, I'm saying the skank Had the tongue ring. Yeah, that's what you're saying. Yeah, not a tongue rings or not skank. No, no, no This specific skank was doing oral on the shores of a night of lake and mentioned lost their tongue ring nice Give us a follow on twitch. We love it if you did twitch.tv slash krox You like doing so many shows there doing so many shots. We're live every morning from six to 10 nice

Wednesday nights. We do whiskey Wednesday nice Thursday nights. We do Coco Puffs like I songs Some Fridays we do house parties. No house party tonight because you don't got your basketball games to watch. So Watch it's a basketball tonight. We'll do another house party soon. No, but it's a tournament time. We're watching basketball shooting oops Um And of course you can get us on demand wherever you download your favorite podcasts. That's the move k rock at the show And there we are boiled down to about an hour 15 hour and a half All killer no filler and there you go Let's talk birds Charlie. Yo birds are cool and delicious as well. Cody refuses to believe that a seagull said my name yesterday outside the studio As I tried to get him to give me his weed, but he still hasn't I walked outside yesterday and I was walking to my car Seagull what happened it goes drowsh But and I'm so done my turn. I went huh What Excuse me. Yeah, excuse me

Yes, yeah, me what there's just there's just some lady standing Huh and I texted Cody. I said dude. I swear to God a seagull just said my name and you said give me your weed I mean read wasn't even high, but I was here the bird the birds of a name and residual so then I go to Cody I made a joke I go you'll be freaked out when Seagull says Cody and you said Frank already did that to you Yeah, you know those birds you hear outside that go Yeah, somebody said what they are hold on what are those called They have a name so those ones in Frank Katie did birds grown up he told me they were saying Cody So you thought that the birds of in the distance were just saying huh? Yeah, yeah Yeah, I gotta go the birds need me. Why gotta go my bird friends are calling me. Well, this is a bird Who sings like David Lee Roth His owner yo will play guitar and the bird will start to sing like David Lee Roth the way that birds mimic

Voices like that Dude it freaks me out the weirdest thing man I had I had a lady friend that had One of those birds that make it say word and it sounded exactly like her It was that wild It was crazy what happened. It's wrong. Oh, I had to do an emergency wax malter. Why what happened? I had to do an emergency extra strong wanted crap their pants in here. Yes. Here's the bird singing like David Lee Roth Oh Yeah

Hey, I love it I don't know man, I have no idea, it's the weirdest thing. Did they have vocal cords or what are they doing to make sounds like that? And they could sound exactly like their owners or whatever, it's so confusing. Yeah. That's like that bird though, whereas it did, it also sounded like a bird, and that's even funnier.

Remember that metal band that had a dog, is it singer? Yes. Yes, that's an old one right there. That was old school canyous, or canyous maybe? Yeah, dog band. Dog band, no dogs, no masters. Let me hear if I can still hear this. Oh man. Oh my god. First of all, I'm sorry to all of you dog owners. I didn't think about that I just freaked out all of your dogs without giving you a warning there. Dog's bark. Dog's bark. That's not cool. You play dog's bark. Yes. Hell yeah. Hell yeah. Listen guys, more animals in bands. What are we doing? As long as we're canine us. All right. As long as we're, you know, recording animals. As long as we treat them nice. You know what? As long as we don't abuse the animals. What?

Puka, Bella, I'm sure you've noticed some changes. How are you talking to? I'm just practicing for when I have to tell the dogs about the twins. You know, because they'll be fine in the spacious third row seat. But the twins can sleep peacefully thanks to the rear manual sunshade. And what about extra cargo space for strollers and dog beds? I guess you're right. Come into the hospital now. The contractions are getting closer. The three row Lexus TX. Because everyone should feel like the center of the universe. Seabirdic Lexus and Cicero. Your ghost app is talking about 1949 and Myrtle Beach. Here's what happened. This one's not, there's anything. Opening of Myrtle Beach Pavilion happened in June of 1949. They had record breaking weather. And February reached 77, which stood as a record until this year. Yeah. This one's got nothing. I don't think these are just. The Dunes Golf Club in Beach, as well as the gay dolphin gift cove opened up in 1949. Because I yelled Dunes really loud. Maybe.

But that's all I know about your ghost apps reports this morning. Nope. Nothing really hitting. I say swing it a miss. I'd like to get some activity over not at your house. I know I gotta remember. Tonight. I gotta remember to look and be outside and do the airwatch and bake your ball. Hi. Ghost. Where you at, Ghost? Well, some of the rules, tournament participants must agree to. Man and women for the to be in the NCAA basketball tournament. Oh, oh. First of all, tobacco use is prohibited. Hey, get out of here with your cigar. I wouldn't imagine many athletes smoke just because you can't breathe while when you're smoke, right? Probably. But you're gonna prohibit if I want to go get a heater outside real quick. Right. I'm just a little stressed out, bro. Let me just take a puffer too and then I'm fine. There is a strict code for sportsmanship. Players must be respectful or they could receive an infraction. You don't want to have an infraction. You cannot lift or carry your teammates. Even after a big win, I can't pick up. Right.

I can't pick up cocoa and spin around. Pull me on his shoulders. Can't spin around after a big win. Oh, we put on the shoulders of my team and carried away like a trophy. Your fingernails can be painted but they cannot be excessively long. I guess that's up to. Okay. Because it's man and women. Man and women, yeah. Yeah. So that makes sense because those crazy stupid ones where you're definitely getting poop on yourself. Or man and man. Finger nails with your long ones like that. I mean, you fellas want to paint your nails. Do it. Oh, man. Oh, no, absolutely. Feel free. Do whatever you want. There you go. There you go. There he goes. But just the fingernail thing. No. I can't imagine you play good basketball with long fingernails. All right. It goes a long lady's house. Yeah. You follow through and stuff, huh? Man have to tuck their jerseys into their shorts. Oh, women do not need to talk since they have no penis. Oh, sorry. Oh, yeah. Sorry. They have other jerseys. I guess they're a little shorter. Yeah. No jewelry allowed. Oh, I like when some players wear bling. No jewelry allowed. That's one of the big things when you start like now that my kids on JV.

Yeah. That was the rest come out and they check everybody. They're like, hearing's got to come out. I remember that growing up because I was a tape kid. You had to tape them over. I just put tape over my purse, which is hysterical that that was done. You mean I can't wear my frickin' Italian whole necklace during the game? How they gonna know I'm a tape? Yeah. Nope. Yep. I remember having to do that. You ain't gonna know I'm a tape. I remember forgetting having to take off my necklace and them being like, hey, can I take that off? My eyeballs ain't gonna know I'm frickin' a tape. He'd be freaking good to know what it then defected. I'm 14 and have a full frickin' cheque. Hey. Hey. I got the Harriest Pits of anybody on the Cork Command. Hey, look at this. My eyeballs already need a trim. Pull the tree time. No, look at this, boys. Oh, you roll, no. That was rough. I think both of us sure that would do to our Italian lineage. We just got real hairy, really, didn't we? Oh, I got hair everywhere. So quick. Did you get real hairy?

Oh, yeah. Yes. Yes. Hands don't know? Yeah. And you can make your own brackets. Even if you're on a team, as long as there's no money involved. So you can... Oh, a lot of brackets. You can't win money or a damn lot. Yeah. Different betting rules and all that. Yeah. Sure, that's all from the phone. So you'll have some more action tonight. Well, today, kicking off at noon 15, man. Oh, yes. It's just day two. It's just day two. It's like yesterday, but better because it's again. Another one of these matchups or anything can happen. Yes. Because they're all historicals. They're all historicals. And it's... And then it fits because it's the end of the week. And then you feel a little bit better because you made it... You made the turn of yourself with your own bare hands. You worked hard. You made your own hand. Like how I felt about my Burger King the other day. I worked hard to get that Burger King. I went to two Burger Kings, and I... It tasted better because I worked so hard for it. I have an issue. Demand. We fought. Every point nine, one, oh six, five, K-Rock. Well, a new report finds that only 17% of Americans get into physical brawls.

That still seems high. Why are we getting into fights? Who's getting into fights? Yakitaia is not enjoyable. It's nothing bad. Ask about it. Are you? Are you? There is a new poll on fighting. And only 17% of Americans say they get into physical fights as an adult. That is embarrassing to the 17% of you that are adults fighting. Yep. You look stupid. I look stupid. Absolutely. You're going to go along in a fight tough guy? It wasn't even if it's not in a bar. Anywhere. Why do you have to fight about it? In part, you look stupid. In the mall, you look stupid. Yeah. Men. Surprise, surprise. Or more than twice than likely to get into physical fights. No. I do like when ladies get into fights. That is fun. Yeah. I can't fight. You can't fight. Yeah. Eric's on the text line saying, me. It's me. I'm getting into fights. Yeah. Wow. I'm going to want to fight you. I'm going to say that. Yeah. That's probably very one side. That's why I spent a lot of time with Eric. Because if you want to get to me, you got to get there. Eric, and you ain't going to get through Eric.

Yeah. Well, it was funny. I forgot what he said. But I saw him in traffic the other day. Yeah. Like, I went around him just out here and I had my window down because it was nice. And I think what do you say? I just heard a voice. I think he said, watch it, bitch. So I just heard to the side. And I went, oh, no. And I looked. And for a quick second, he's a menacing figure, even not standing on. But then it was him. He's a cuddly teddy bear. He's a cuddly teddy bear. He doesn't look like one. No, when you hear somebody that looks like him, say, watch it, bitch. For a quick second, you go, oh, no, what I do. See, Rover will fight both of us right now. All right. No. I don't want to. I'm not a fighter. I'm not a fighter. I'm not a fighter. I'm not a fighter. I'm not a fighter. I run my mouth. Well, that's the problem. It's always people like me that are. Yeah. And then you get punched in the face. Yes. I'm not beat anybody up. I've got a bad temper, but I use my mouth. That's what my mouth gets me into trouble. That's a problem. Yes. But I'm not going to fight you. It's my mouth. I'm a 45-year-old man.

Unless it's a group of women dressed as Steve Harvey, then I will do support that fight. I'll fight you. I'll fight you. That's a good fight. A group of women at all. I'll screw my tires at you. And then I'll fight you if you're dressed like Steve Harvey after. The poll asked if a young man was publicly disrespected, but walked away from the fight. How would he be viewed? 49% would be that positively. Say that again. So say I say to you, you short ass bitch. And then I go like this. And you say, yes, you turn a walk away. Yes, I am. Yes. Thank you for noticing. Thank you. You turn a walk away. 49% would view that as a positive interaction. You walked away from the fight. Oh, okay. Yeah. So the other ones are like, nah, punch it. Eight percent. Eight percent would want you to get in that fight according to that. You know? Sorry, I gotta punch you. I'll run my mouth. Trust me, I'll run my mouth. And it's going to get me in a lot of trouble. And it still does. Yeah, I get it, bro. But, uh, same Z's. I like to pull that party boy move or whatever the people do. Like if you're going to come at me to fight, I'm going to take my pants down.

I'm going to make it really uncomfortable for you. You want to punch an old man with his wiener on it? I don't know. Go ahead. Go ahead. A little bit. Kind of. Kind of. I don't know. I'm not out at the bars. I'm not out at things where people are getting into fights. What's the age cut off, you think? Like 20. If you're older than 20. And then the physical, bro. As soon as you're out of college. You're not allowed to have to. Cause college then brains that only develop. Yeah, it's college stupid. Yes. Yes. As soon as you're down to college. Sorry, can't do fights anymore. Yeah. And let's just like. You're on like, well, no, no. And I'll say you're on a sports field. Cause then you're, you know, you're, you're sticking up for your teammates. But then you're, it's like softball leagues. And it's those drunk guys. And then no. No, that's a matter. And I take that back and take that back. I will defend my, my people in my life if I have to. I don't care. Oh, yeah. I would find someone being threatened. Oh, absolutely. Oh, yeah. I don't care how well it's going to go for me. I'm, I'm a little bit bigger than most guys. So I try. And my problem is that with most situations that I, with fight or flight.

I am fight. I walk towards. And it's not a little tough guy. You walks towards. No, it's just the, the quizzical part of me. Yeah, I'm curious. What is this? But now everybody's got like weapons on him. That's what I mean. Yeah. Yeah. But again, like, I'm going to run my mouth about it though. The guy that was walking in between our car. Yeah. And at the, I don't go. I didn't go. Oh, man. I'm going to call the cops. I went, I'm going out there. Yeah. Cody's a Chihuahua. He's going to bark at you. Yes. And if I got a bite, try to anchor a little. He's going to bark at you. If he sees you poking around, I think I'm going to bark at you. All right. All right. You light my car on fire. And then I threatened to fight a guy. I was at a harbor fast when he said he was going to me. I liked that. Well, what do you say he was going to do to my mother-in-law? He's, he called her a name or whatever. And he threw a lollipop in here right in the head. He did say, he said, forget. It's been so long, man. No, I get it. That would be an instant. We had the tarp down and my mother-in-law still brings it up because I defended her honor. No, that's an instant, I, like, I don't care if it's, it was just some a swig of county scumbag.

And he said to my mother-in-law, I stood up and said, I'm going to knock the teeth out of your face. Yep. And if it's a gargantuan guy, that's in your head. You go, I don't want to get my ass kicked. But yeah, you say something to my mom. I'm going to have to. I'm going to have to. I'm not afraid of you. If I'm going to beat up, I'm going to get beat up, but I ain't no way of my let you say that. Yeah. Twitch.tv slash K-Rock C-N-Y-315-364-19, you're still out there fighting. Come on. Yeah, but what's for dinner on Friday night? That's the question. No one's answering for me right now. Come on in. This is K-Rock. I'm not really sure. I might see if Thordash has got any good deals. I'm not really sure. I'm not afraid of Friday. I know a lot of you are going to fish fries. No. I've been reeling to Bergs lately. I could do some homemade smashburgs. I mean, we see. I will see. I'm a potato roll. Maybe with some tops. I could be it. Yeah. I'm not really sure. I'm not. You're not cravin' anything. No, I don't really know what I'm in the mood for. Yeah, see you tonight. Give me some clues. Go some clues. I want. It's my deals. Oh, little Frenchie. Oh, this one looks like a cow. Sorry, not to. Oh, there's a cute dog outside. A little Frenchie looks like a cow. Oh, all right.

Oh my god, the kids carrying a bed. That's even funnier. I've been craving for forever the Brooklyn Pickle style turkey. Oh. I don't know if does anybody else have that turkey because I can Brooklyn pickle and I don't even like their bread. Yeah. But a Brooklyn Pickle sandwich would slap. I just, that's all, you know, this is a weird hour. So anytime I drive by there, it's a weird time or. Yeah. There's one over and sort of near me, but not really. There's the one near Tip Hill. That's what I mean. That's how I use it. But it's, you know, I don't want wings and beer. Fuzz had Tollies Tenders. Maybe I want Tollies Tenders. I could do Tenders. There's several places. Golden Spike Tenders. If anybody hasn't had that, I'm yet over in the Syracuse area. Text line plans. It just eats a mass tonight for dinner. All right. Tonight's dinner. You and I. I don't know what I'm in the room for. I'll see what the family's craves. Is that there's a. We're out and about tomorrow. I could do some Tollies Tenders. I could do some tonight. I don't know. You guys will play that show not be named.

Text line's doing pancakes for breakfast. I don't like breakfast for dinner. That's one thing about me. I do like breakfast for dinner. You do. But that is a freaking ordeal. Breakfast for dinner is the most encompassing dinner I feel like to make. Especially if you're by yourself. It is a lot of ingredients. Everything takes forever to me. Forever. Ah. Text line's doing beef and bird poutine. What does that mean? You would. Beef and bird poutine. Say more words about that. Don't I like that? I'm a is a poutine maybe like some burger on it. And then maybe along with like some chicken. Text line me and my boys always do umi for Friday night Dungeons and Dragons. What's umi? Umi. Umi. Umi. Umi. Umi. Umi. It's like a robot. It's umi sushi and hamachi. It's a hot place. Okay. Cool. That sounds good. I love a good hamachi. Enjoy your D&D night, boss. Who's the, uh, the guy? Ah, damn it. I forgot the name. Who's the guy? The storyteller or whatever. The guy isn't there like the ringleader. The guy that gets to do the thing that I would do. Like, uh, the tells the story.

Oh, Dungeon Master. The Dun, as I was a Dungeon Master. Who's a Dungeon Master, dude? I would do that. I wish I could get into D&D because it looks really fun and a lot like they make these whole sets and stuff. I just, I think it'd be fun to do that part, especially that. You do it. It's fantasy football, but it's just not with athletes. That's what I mean. But like the creative part. Mm-hmm. You know what I mean? That like create come up with all the things there. That's pretty fun. Beef and Bird is actually the name of a restaurant and Utica I'm learning. Right? Oh, okay. Look at the, what is there? I wonder what's their poutine that you like so much then? I like Poon. Tune. Oh, we gotta go to Beef and Bird. Okay. Then let's go. Bye. We're going to Beef and Bird. Yeah. Oh. Beef and Bird. Give me a text. Let's advertise on the beef and bird here. Beef and Bird. We love to talk about you. Beef and Bird. Nobody even knows who you are. Uh-oh. 315-364-109. Beef and Bird. Get up your boy. We'll get you on the air. I love you. They're doing beef and brew cheese melts. The little dipper. The big dipper square beef.

I bet they got good birds. They call us the little dipper. They do. They do. That sounds fun. Just open back in December, I guess. How's roasted roast beef sandwiches fried chicken? Fresh cut fries and cheesecake. Dude. Beef and Bird. Yo. We are a marriage made in heaven. You gotta get on our airwaves and we gotta come out there and taste some of your yummy foods. I love you. I'll taste you. I love you. Wait, what? I asked you. Oh, that only took you 9 minutes. Hey, here we go, bud. I asked you a little while ago. We went and played with baby otters over at the wild. And it was so freaking cool, you guys. So freaking cute. That was an experience that I will remember. They have little like razor teeth so they can cut you up. Oh, that was the other thing. Is it I've never bled more? It looked like I put my hands through us like a chainsaw factory. Yeah. They really nip at you. Yeah. Which is why I can, I can feel this woman's literal pain as Aaron Hodgston just went to go watch her friends run like a marathon and she got attacked by a grown otter.

Oh, no. Yeah, you see that in your, that's. How big do they get? Like dog size? It depends on where you are. They get huge, dude. Depending on where. Yeah. Oh, man, river otters are. So she's out there. Yeah, real big depending. She'll tell you the story here. She went to go watch a race where like, they're running the woods kind of. She sees a big thing behind her. Here's the rustling turns around. It's a big animal. She goes to take off. Next thing she knows she's waking up and she's just covered with all these like huts. Everybody was like, wow. We thought they were nice and we thought they were cute. I don't know. I don't see anything cute about otters, but. Not anymore. Not anymore, man. Not anymore. Attacks like this are extremely rare. There have only been 59 documented otter attacks. Wow. Ever. She had to get six rabies shots because probably. It's just attacking you for no reason. Who knows? You never know. Who knows? Costing your thousands of dollars.

We really don't cover rabies shots for like health insurance. I don't know. Oh, I don't know. She said I'm glad it wasn't worse. That's scary. You know, you're out in the woods with just crazy otters. And they do that thing where they don't stop. Like, you can run away from they keep attacking. It's not like. When they're rabid. All right, there. We're running out of your territory. No, it's home. When they're rabid, they don't know. It's gonna keep going after you. It's so stupid. I told you it was stupid. Good morning. This is karaoke. That was real, bro. You're missing a whole other show. You're not in Twitch. That was real. Showing Cody. It's not. It's AI. Where is it? But they're like, we found a new cryptid. Is this a bipedal turtle? Spotted out of the river's edge. I'm bipedal. If you want to see it jump in Twitch, I'll show you the video before we play our gaming. We're gonna do devils and capitals. We can do whatever you want. That was one. That's a good game. I don't care. I don't play the devils yet. Yeah, you were, was the Capitol's fun. Where's the Vets getting any good? Yeah. Heads on the devils, tails on the capitals. The devils.

The devils. The devils. The devils. The devils. You'll be the capitals. We'll play our gaming stream coming up here right now. In Twitch, courtesy of Ryan Phelps Auto Sales, you are buying with Ryan locations all over town. I will show you the bipedal turtle man before we play. Well, HR, he wants to show me his bipedal turtle for radio world. You get the 90s at nine. Come on. With a little radio head. Enjoy your basketball. You're good. It's scary. Oh. What?

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