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We are all shooting our conversations separately, and we're all going to be alone, talking.
So I thought I would take this time upon myself, going to eat some food, and no one can stop
me, because no one's here.
I think cash is kissing other girls, but I did kiss another guy at a party once, but
I'm not going to tell him that.
We're at the top of this mountain, and it's like pitch black outside.
My dad's like, don't move, and we all turn, and then I see it.
I walked into this house, and when I walk in, all I hear is screaming and yelling,
and I'm greeted by a bunch of grown men, growing knives with blood all over their hands.
All right, guys, well, welcome to an episode.
So we are all shooting our conversations separately, and we're all going to be alone, talking.
So I thought I would take this time upon myself, and I'm going to eat.
I'm going to eat some food, and no one can stop me, because no one's here.
Hey, it's Harper's Omar.
I got three knives.
Don't ask what I'm going to do with them, but I'm going to stab a hole into all three
of these people's faces.
So let's get it going.
Let's start the episode off with another banger.
Oh, yeah.
All right.
First, we have an ace.
We have three aces.
Okay, great.
All right.
Just watch this.
Y'all aren't going to be able to hear me for a minute, but y'all will be able to see this.
So, ready?
Here we go.
All right.
Okay.
Here I go.
Ready, guys?
First one.
Hold on.
First one.
Okay.
One.
Okay.
Hold on.
I'm giving myself one more minute.
Okay.
Hold on.
I was really good at this.
Walk one must try.
One must try.
One must try.
I'm giving my hand for a three to one.
I honestly give up.
Like, I thought I was good at this and obviously I'm not.
I don't even know what to do.
I'm on an episode alone right now.
And last time I did this, I got majorly buoyed on the internet for it.
So, uh, yeah.
Um, but we just filmed an episode.
And I don't really know what I'm going to do tonight.
But I have a marker and I want to write everybody that I hate on it.
So, yeah.
But I'm not going to do that because I'm a good person.
So, anyways, yeah.
Um, I'm trying to talk about what happened to me.
Um, there's a lot of like school drama happening.
Um, I don't know what to do for prom.
I don't know if I'm invited or not.
Like, I hope I'm invited.
My dress looks really good.
It's like straps.
Then it goes down like this.
Then it goes up like that.
Then it curves down into this beautiful.
It's like this.
All right.
Wait, a bunch of dots on it.
Wait, I'm just realizing this.
Like, I can literally say whatever I want right now because they're not here.
Like, what do I even do?
I'm so bored.
I hate being alone.
But like, at the same time, I don't even care.
You know what?
I'm going to talk about everybody on the podcast.
What I like about them, what I hate about them.
Let's go.
All right.
First.
Maverick.
Uh, there's not much to like about him.
Um, he is gay.
All right.
Um, Kenzie.
Uh, she...
What?
She's pretty.
She's gorgeous.
Nice.
Kindhearted soul.
Um, yeah.
Cash.
Um, I think he's going to seek your relationship with Maverick.
So, I'm going to leave it at that.
And then Kate.
Um, Kate is...
She's very nice, too.
I really like her.
Amazing girl.
Left her so much.
Like, this is like 10 minutes of the episode just for me.
And I had nothing to do.
Like, what do I even do?
Last time we did this, I was like jumping around the episode.
I've changed my ways.
My throat hurts.
I'm tired.
I don't even want to do anything.
Hold on.
And I'm so hungry, but I had 10 chicken minis this morning.
So, yeah, that was a lot.
Anyways, um, I'm trying to think.
I'm in school right now.
I'm a junior.
Last time I filmed this, I was a freshman, which is so weird.
It's just happening to me.
I'm literally getting so old, and I still think I'm so funny.
Um, but yeah, I'm getting old.
I am tired.
Like, I'm getting...
I'm dying.
I'm dying.
I'm genuinely dying.
I don't know what's happening.
Like, my throat always hurts.
I'm tired.
My head hurts.
I can't even talk.
I just want to go to bed all the time.
I wish I could take this 10 minutes to go to bed, but I can't.
Um, honestly, like, things are getting...
I wish I didn't go first, because like, now I have to...
I couldn't think of anything to talk about.
So, now I'm just like sitting here alone.
But we just had Uber drivers on.
They were really nice, but this greedy guy literally...
Um, he literally...
So, we were like...
We were playing Steward's share with $100.
So, they had to write down Steward's share for $100.
He stole that.
Show them in three, two, one, go.
Steal, share.
I mean, he's like...
I have a six-month baby to feed.
It wasn't even your baby.
What?
Sorry.
Um, and then...
I don't know.
That was just...
That was kinda rude, because she literally had a...
Like, a storage unit...
That she had to pay for, and...
He didn't understand that.
So...
Sorry, sir.
Maybe next time, don't be so greedy.
I mean, like, I understand, but like, doing good will get you so much more in life.
Like, you know...
Oh, I guess I can talk about like...
My struggles and like...
How I...
You know...
Oh, I went to a cheer call edition this weekend.
If you all saw me there, let me know.
Um, a girl came up to me and was like,
Why do you all cancel the San Antonio show?
Oh, also, people think I'm really annoying.
Um, I just wanna say...
I'm trying not to be so annoying.
Um...
But sometimes it's hard.
I bat 80 HD.
So, like, it goes everywhere.
I'm trying to think, what's happening with the influencer world?
There's a lot of drama with my ex.
I'm gonna leave it there.
Um...
Uh...
Yeah.
I don't know.
I am still in the same place I've been.
Well, no.
I just got back a few weeks ago from...
The Asylum...
Kidding.
Not...
Okay.
Yeah, that was crazy.
That was pretty hard.
Um...
Prom is in a few months.
I have Hawaii in a few months.
I'm going to Hawaii for my cheer...
Cheer thing.
So, I'm trying to get abs before then.
But it's so hard to go to the gym.
I cannot get myself out of bed to go to the gym.
Um...
And instead, I like to stay home and...
Scroll on my phone.
So, yeah.
Guys, like, what do I even do?
Like, I need a date for prom.
I don't have a date.
Like, what is my life coming to?
Like, genuinely, I don't know what to do.
I'm so done.
And I want to be a singer, but my throat hurts really bad.
I think that's just a temporary thing, hopefully.
Um...
But, I wonder how y'all are doing.
Like, I really hope y'all are doing good.
I'm going to write on the back of this.
Cash.
Sucks.
No, I want to write something worse.
Oh, also.
I'm shadowband on TikTok.
Anytime I post, it, like, gets zero views.
That's why I'm deleting all my TikToks.
Because, like, it says,
Ineligible for Recommendation.
And I'm like, dude, come on.
Wait.
Oh my gosh, sorry.
Ineligible for Recommendation.
I'm like, what are you doing?
By the way, that means you can't get any more, like, likes or something like that.
So, it's kind of sad.
But, um...
Yeah.
I mean, it's okay.
Like, honestly, it's a rollercoaster on TikTok.
Like, views go up and down all the time.
Um...
I'm just going to write on here.
Cash.
Like, boys.
Cash.
Baker.
Wait.
I'm going to do my best handwriting so he understands.
Because I'm so tired.
I got no sleep last night.
Cash.
Baker.
And then I called Kate this morning.
Told her everything.
I've, like, never called Kate.
But this morning, I just felt like it.
Midi, no relationship with her.
Cash.
Baker.
Likes.
Actually, I'm not even going to tell you what I'm saying.
He can just turn it over.
I don't even think he's a lot to say this on the episode.
So, I'm just going to leave it there.
And let him read it.
Oh, um, yeah.
By the way,
I'm freaking, um, the last episode I said that I had a crush.
I do not have a crush.
That was totally a joke.
Totally just, like, to talk about something.
I don't know.
Sometimes I say stuff that I don't actually mean.
I don't actually mean that, guys.
Like, I promise I don't actually have a crush.
But, um, if anybody's up to date me, I'm always here, you know.
Um, but, yeah.
And now I'm going to throw knives again.
Maybe a while I talk to y'all, throw knives.
So, I'm going to put my board over here.
And, yeah.
Just give me, like, two seconds.
And I'll, like, say, right back down.
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All right.
Got my things set up.
Dude, this never works.
I'm actually done.
Like, why am I not good at throwing knives?
Like, that's the one thing I'm turning this over.
So, I'm not going to see this.
That's the one thing I want to be good at.
And I can never be good at it.
Um, but my favorite food.
Okay, I'll just go over everything.
My favorite color is pink.
Um, my favorite food is yogurt or cheese.
I like cheese for some reason.
I don't know if that's gross.
Um, it stops up your immune system.
Or, no, your digestive system.
So, I haven't pooped in nine days.
Um, yes!
That was the best throw ever.
Right on Kinsey's face.
All right.
Um, I haven't pooped in like nine days.
I am having issues with that.
Um, having peed in 12 days.
Maybe that's why my throat hurts.
Um, and yeah.
Everything, everything's just going downhill.
Um, what about y'all?
I sent a cameo, a cameo this morning.
I like those.
Those are fun.
Um, mean cash in an episode alone.
He's so embarrassing.
Um, and yeah.
I wonder if you can shave your legs with this.
This is a very sharp knife.
Don't play with knives at home.
Oh my gosh.
And then we trick this door to our shop.
I was literally like 19 and he believed it.
He was like, and he thought the cash was 14.
And I was like, yeah, yeah, I'm 19.
So that was, that was funny.
Um, but yeah, my, like, I don't know what my life has been recently,
but it's been kind of boring.
So I have nothing to really talk about.
Like, I guess like, do I have a crush?
No, I don't.
Do I have any drama?
Not really.
Like, things are just getting boring.
Like, come on guys.
Like, come on.
Like, seriously.
Um, but I hope this is not the first part of the episode
because people will definitely click off
because they're like, harbor, what are you saying?
Um, but it's fine.
And also, um, cash to them.
My lashes were too long and I got really offended.
And now I'm hurting.
Yes, Alex is doing them.
My lashes.
Like, I understand.
No, I'm hurting.
Yes, Alex is doing them.
My lashes.
Like, I understand.
No, it hurts.
Okay.
Okay.
Three, two.
Oh, wait.
This is the wrong one.
Three, two, one.
Wait.
I can't get it through.
Give me a second.
I'm okay.
Put this in the beginning of the episode.
All right.
I am.
Guys, I'm literally going to put my head through this canvas.
Three, two, one.
Oh, there's what?
Hold on.
This is cutting very easily.
It's honestly scary.
All right.
Guys, I'm going to put my head through this canvas.
Three, two, one.
Oh.
Okay.
You're probably good.
Do you want to throw the star at the TV?
Yeah.
Throw the star at the TV.
This at the TV?
Okay.
You can stand up before you.
Guys, I'm literally so done with this whole episode.
I'm just going to give up and throw this at the TV.
Let's go.
All right.
Three, two.
I'm so scared.
It's going to go back on.
You can stand up and throw it back here.
Okay.
Okay.
Here we go.
Three, two, one.
Hold on.
That literally almost went into the TV.
All right.
Three, two.
Stand up.
Go over here.
Ayo, stand up.
Don't throw the lights up here.
Don't throw the lights.
Stand up.
Come here.
Go.
Stand up.
Come here.
Come here.
Okay.
Last and final one.
Last and final one.
Peace out, bro.
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I'm going to be recreating a very important story in my life for you guys to watch.
So, that being said, let me set you the scene.
What year was it?
Oh gosh.
Oh, well, I found...
Yeah, well, okay, 2016.
The year's 2016, maybe 2017.
I'm not good with dates.
I'm out my best friend's house.
Haley.
Who also happens to be Cache's cousin.
And start scene.
Naughty, let's get naughty girl.
It's only one or two.
Haley, who is that beautiful boy over there making thirst traps in your refrigerator light?
Oh, that's just my cousin, Cache.
You've never met him before?
I suppose I could have met him once or twice, but I don't recall him looking like that.
Well, that's my cousin.
Frank.
Hey, ladies.
What's going on?
Hold on, I'm making him musically.
I'm doing slow-mo part.
Okay, I'm done.
What's up?
Hi, I'm Kate.
I'm Haley's best friend.
Hi, I'm Cache.
Haley's cousin.
Okay.
We spend the rest of the evening getting to know each other.
And I fall madly in love with this young boy who was making thirst traps in the refrigerator light to the song Ride.
At the age of 12.
Very inappropriate if you ask me, but we'll move past that.
As time goes on, we begin to fall in love with each other.
I love FaceTiming you, Kate.
You are my one true love.
I love FaceTiming you too, Cache.
Do you want to date me?
Although I love you very much, no.
That doesn't make sense why you wouldn't want to date me if you'd love me that much.
Kate, don't you know that I am a super ultra mega famous musically star with thousands of girls after me?
I just hit 30,000 followers on my musically.
I got options.
Okay, well, when you decide that you're ready for me because I'm probably the best option you will ever have, let me know.
I'll be here patiently waiting.
Okay, until...
Okay, until then, I will continue to lead you on over the next few years of our life.
Fine by me.
Okay, the year is now now, 2018, and I get my first boyfriend who is not my first boyfriend.
I get a boyfriend who is not Cache.
He's in my math class, and I only decided to date him because Cache lives in Oklahoma.
So, I ghost Cache.
This girl I love so much, she ghosted me, and I'm not sure why.
I wonder if it has anything to do with the fact that I kept leading her on and I would not date her.
Probably so, but I do not care. I will not reach out to her.
Oh my gosh, I'm dating my boyfriend, and I love him so much. He's so perfect. He's so perfect.
Hey, Kate, I think it's time we break up.
What? I thought things were going so great.
Yeah, to be honest, you're not as bad as you used to be.
That's highly insulting, don't you know?
Yeah, whatever. I think we should break up.
Okay, that's fine. I did cheat on you over spring break with Cache, though.
Cut back scene to spring break.
I'm going to go down to visit Kate, my cousin's house, because I know she'll be there.
Okay, hey, Kate.
Hi, Cache. I haven't talked to you in a long time. I ghosted you, don't you remember?
Yes, and I'm not quite sure why you ghosted me, but I would like to reconcile our love.
How about I spend all night with you in this house?
That sounds great, and for the night, I'll pretend I don't have a boyfriend.
Even though I do, which is really weird to me, and I'm really sorry to that boy that I did that too,
but that's just what happened.
Cache, I'm having so much fun flirting with you all night, even though I have a boyfriend,
and I'm not quite sure why I did this to you to my boyfriend, but I really enjoy having you around.
But I think it's time I go to bed, and Haley and I go to bed.
Okay, that's fine. I'll just sit in the corner of the bedroom on a bunjo chair watching you fall asleep.
Okay, fine by me.
Cache, I'm finding it awfully hard to fall asleep with you watching me over there.
How about if I just lay on the floor next to you right here, and that way,
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Almost like we're laying down together.
Sounds great.
Okay, and I'm not quite sure if you have a boyfriend at the moment,
which is kind of concerning because I thought you did it, but now you're acting like you didn't.
I'm going to start cuddling with you now from the floor while you lay on the bed.
Okay, that sounds great.
Yes, you can put your arm around me while I lay here, and I fall asleep.
And you shall sit on your knees by my bedside all night.
I'm getting really sweaty.
Okay, Kate, I'll lay here with you all night all my knees because I'm not in love with you.
Four hours passed by, as Cash continues to sit on his knees for the woman he loves.
Okay, I hear somebody in the house as a wake.
I should get up and leave the bedroom before one of the parents comes in and find to be sitting on the floor next to your bedside.
Kate, Kate's asleep, but I really want to kiss her, but I really don't know if I should,
because I'm pretty sure she has a boyfriend, but I'm not sure.
I shall settle for a kiss on the forehead.
Good night, Kate.
Frank!
Frank!
It is now the next day, and I've had some time to reflect on what happened last night.
I practically laid in bed next to Cash all night long, even though I had a boyfriend.
And it's questionable behavior.
But to be honest, my boyfriend hasn't been treating me super good anyways, so I'm okay with it.
Flash forward to when my boyfriend is breaking up with me again.
I just don't think that you're as bad as you used to be.
Okay, well I cheated on you anyways.
I didn't say that, but I probably showed up because it would have been an honorable thing to do at the time.
But I still didn't, so now I'm admitting it 10 years later on my podcast.
Okay.
Now that Kate and I are friends again, I'm going to be intentional about coming down to visit her.
And next time I go to visit her, I'm going to kiss her for the first time, because she is the love of my life.
And we are both now at 13, and I feel like it is appropriate.
Me and Cash have been texting about how we want to kiss each other, but we haven't seen each other to actually do it.
So we've been planning our first kiss for a long time, like a really long time over Snapchat.
It was kind of weird how much we planned it.
Flash forward to a few months later when Cash comes down to visit me again, and this time we are going to kiss each other this second we can.
Haley, your cousin is coming down to visit me, and I would like to kiss him.
Okay, I would really rather you not shut up Haley, I want to kiss your cousin.
Okay, but please just whatever you do, don't do it in my bedroom.
I will be locking you out of your bedroom so I can kiss Cash, and there is nothing you can do about it.
That's not really something a good friend would do.
I'm in love with your cousin, I want to kiss him.
I really would rather you not, but okay.
It is now the day where Cash is coming down to visit me, and I lock Haley out of her bedroom so that Cash can come in and kiss me.
I'm sitting on the bed waiting for Cash to come in.
It's almost time he should be here any minute.
Haley!
Haley!
I jumped up and I hugged him, and I ran away, but I hope I ran away because I'm so obsessed and I'm so in love.
I missed you, I missed you so much, I would like to kiss you now.
I can't believe we've had our first kiss that was just so romantic.
It really was, you know what's even more romantic?
What would that be?
If I stay here all night and we just keep Haley locked out of her bedroom so that she can't sleep in her own bed.
That sounds like the most perfect idea ever, you're a genius.
So that night we locked her out of her bedroom all night, and she came and knocked on the door multiple times,
and then proceeded to tell me not to get pregnant.
I had no intentions of that, by the way.
I only kissed him, but I could see the concern.
Moving on a few months.
Wow, I am getting so mega-famous on TikTok.
I have millions of followers, millions of girls are obsessed with me, online, and in real life.
I have a lot of girls that want to make out with me, and I decide to make out with them,
even though I talk to Kate on the phone every night, because she is the love of my life,
and I want to marry her, but I'm still going to make out with anything that walks.
I think cash is kissing other girls, but I did kiss another guy at a party once,
but I'm not going to tell him that.
Until a few weeks later, when I find out that cash was going to be told because somebody else was going to tell him that I kissed another guy at a party,
so I had to come clean to him, so I ran to the bathroom while I was in art class,
based on cash and tears, and said, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I kissed a dude at a party.
He told me he was okay because he had previously kissed like five other girls,
so we were even, except not really.
He kissed a lot more girls than I had kissed guys.
It's okay, Kate. It's okay, don't worry.
I've kissed so many more girls than you have kissed guys, so I cannot be mad about this.
But I do think it's stupid that you kissed another guy, so don't do it again.
Okay, cash, but please don't go kiss other girls.
I promise.
He says, as his harm is currently around another woman that he was kissing.
He hangs up on me and proceeds to kiss her.
I don't know if that actually happened, but that's how I imagine it.
Wow, I haven't kissed any guys. I haven't talked to any guys.
Well, I haven't talked to any other guys because I'm so obsessed with cash,
I'm so in love with him, and I know that this relationship is going to work out somewhere somehow,
but I don't know what to expect. I don't know when it's going to happen.
I'm pretty sure he's kissing other girls.
He keeps posting TikToks with all these other really pretty TikTok girls,
and none of them are me.
And he's just filling with all these other girls,
and I really feel like he might be kissing a lot of them.
I quite literally have kissed every single girl I have made eye contact with.
And half of them aren't even bad.
Man, I really look for the few times I get to see cash a year when he drives down to surprise me.
He's coming here tonight with his two other friends,
which is really weird.
But he's stinking me out, and we're going to go down to somebody else's house,
so we can all hang out.
I'm surprising Kate tonight.
I got her a pair of AirPods to make up for the fact that I have kissed a lot of other girls that are not her.
We're now in the car together, and cash is just me and cash in a parking lot alone,
and we're in the car by herself, and he's like,
Kate, I got you something.
Thanks, what is it?
You'll have to open it.
Okay.
Well, AirPods, nobody has ever bought me anything so nice.
I know, hopefully, my extravagant gift of AirPods,
when they first came out, will make up for all of the times I have hurt you.
Yes, it most certainly does.
Great.
I still won't date you, because I still would like to kiss other females,
but I enjoy talking to you on occasion.
Okay.
I'll settle for that.
At the time I had a few other guys that were interested in me,
but I should know interested in them, because obviously I was waiting around for cash baker,
even though I knew he was leading me on the entire time,
and it quite hurt, it quite hurt me a lot,
but I decided to just look past the pain he was causing me,
and look at the fact that he got me a pair of AirPods,
and nobody had ever done something that nice to me.
So we continue this cycle of FaceTime and each other every single night.
Why can't we date?
I'm far too famous.
I would really like to be your girlfriend.
I'm far too famous.
I know, I know.
Your career is really important, but I would really like to date you.
I've told you one time before I'm far too famous.
You will never be able to date me, at least not right now.
Okay.
Well, maybe one day, right?
I don't do girlfriends.
I just like to kiss everything that walks.
Okay, that's fine.
I'll just be one of those things that you kiss that walks.
That's fine.
And then,
he leads me on for years and years and years.
The cycle goes on.
Of him coming to visit me, and him kissing me,
and him lying to me, and him kissing other girls,
and me just waiting around for him like some loser.
I was a freaking loser.
One day,
cash decides.
I'm beginning to grow up a little bit,
and I really like Kate.
I should stop leading her on.
I think I either need to call things off,
or I need to go see her right now and make her my girlfriend.
Okay, I shall make her my girlfriend.
I made it to Dallas,
so make Kate my girlfriend.
Cash, what are you doing here?
I love you.
Please be my girlfriend.
I am sorry for all the times I have hurt you.
Why are you on your knees bending me?
Because that is how overly in love I am with you.
I will beg on my knees for you every single day
for the rest of my life,
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I love you.
I love you too.
And yes, I will be your girlfriend.
Okay.
I will stay on my knees for you for the rest of my life
because I love nobody else more than I love you.
We shall get married.
Make a podcast.
Meet lots of people.
I love each other for the rest of eternity while I sit on my knees for you
because I love you.
And sing.
And that is how the relationship of cash and cake came to be.
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Welcome back to the podcast.
This is my segment.
Congratulations.
You made it to the best part of the entire show.
I didn't really know what I would talk about until I sat down in this chair.
And to be honest, I don't know where this tide is going to take me.
But I'm going to sit here.
I'm going to kind of vent to you guys about some crazy stuff that's been happening.
First off, this week,
cash tried to kill me.
He took me up a mountain.
Two thousand something feet above sea level, whatever that means.
And we're at the top of this mountain.
And we're looking around.
And we're like, we're hunting.
And we're like, okay, this is fine.
We're up here.
We're just going to glass, which basically just means we're going to look for elk
somewhere down in this valley.
And I'm like, great.
Well, if we get one down in the valley,
we can drive down there or walk down there.
You can't drive up there.
So we'll walk down there.
Try to get close or close the distance.
And see if we can make something happen.
Well, cash decides he's going to split for me for about, I don't know, five minutes.
I'm like, okay, go ahead and walk over there.
And he walks over this little ridge.
And believe it or not, hold on.
Let me check my phone.
He walks over this ridge.
And I'm like, okay, he'll probably gone like 10 minutes.
I'll come back about three or four minutes.
Go by.
I hear boom, boom.
And I'm like, oh, he shot something.
That's good.
That's a good sign.
So I text him.
I'm like, hey, where exactly did you walk off to?
Like, I heard a gunshot, but I can't see you or hear you talking or anything.
And I don't want to start screaming in the woods.
And he's like, oh, well, I shot towards the truck.
I'm like, that's good.
That's good.
Maybe I got so lucky you just killed an elk right there by the truck.
No, no, he killed it on top of the mountain.
So we then had to hike this thing all the way down the mountain.
To the bottom of this mountain is where the road is.
So we hike all the way down.
It's like a mile and a half down.
And we're late into the night doing this.
And when we get to the very bottom, I'm like, okay, finally.
It's over.
There's nothing more to do.
Like we're in the clear here.
It's done.
We've completed the mission.
And as we're like about to take our bags off to like cross the fence.
We look to our left.
My dad's like, don't move.
Instantly in my head, I'm thinking there is like a mountain lion.
There's a bobcat, a coyote, a rabbit dog.
I don't know what it is.
Something scary, okay, is like over there.
And I'm told not to move.
And it's like pitch black outside.
I just turned off my flashlight.
Like, okay.
So I slowly turn.
Cash slowly turns.
And my dad still has his headlamp on.
And he looks and he's looking to his left.
And we all turn.
We're like, at first, there was a solid second,
or I was like, I don't see anything.
What am I supposed to be looking at?
And then I see it.
Fear struck my soul.
I literally don't think I've ever been more scared in my life.
I started racing in this moment.
I'm looking.
And there is a skunk.
Staying straight at us.
I still have 75 pounds of meat on my back.
And I'm carrying another like, or probably not 75.
I have like 60, maybe 60 pounds on my back.
And I have like another 15, 20 pounds that I'm carrying.
Just in a bag.
So there's like 75 pounds total that I'm just carrying.
And cash is packed down with like probably 85, 95 pounds.
Like we're carrying a ton of meat down this hill.
And I see this skunk.
And I'm like, oh my gosh.
No one move.
I'm not getting these things 10, 15 feet from us.
Like, nobody move.
This skunk is like not staring at us.
That would have been better.
It was just staring at us.
Instead, I look at the position of this skunk.
It's turned around.
But whole open facing us.
Just tail in the air.
I'm terrified at this moment.
I'm like, any second.
We're just, we're screwed.
We're literally screwed any second.
Not only is all of our clothes going to be destroyed in this moment.
We're probably going to have to sell our truck.
Because after we get in our truck,
we're never getting that smell out.
All of the meat on our back is completely ruined.
Everything's done.
Like you're done.
If you get sprayed by a skunk at that range.
I'm like, oh my gosh.
So we all start to back up slowly.
And we back up like, I don't know, like 30 feet.
And we kind of hear it scurry off.
We're like, oh, finally we made it.
Then we realize that even though we've made it down the mountain.
We are in, we're on a wildlife refuge that we're,
we're permission to hunt on and everything.
We have a tag for it.
But we were technically supposed to be out of there.
Like 90 minutes after sunset.
It's been like two or three hours.
We're like, oh gosh.
Like hopefully when we get down here,
like the game warden's not down there or something.
And like, you know, like writes us a ticket or something.
So cash goes against this truck.
Everything's fine.
But we take like the long way out of there.
So we don't have to like get like stopped by a game ward or something potentially.
So yeah, we get out there.
No ticket.
No skunk.
Everything's good.
But, uh, but me.
Because on this hike, as we're hiking down.
Apparently, my dad is walking behind me.
The whole hike down.
And he keeps watching my ankle.
And I guess I rolled my ankle a lot.
And this is where everything gets bad for me.
Because even though we didn't get spared by the skunk skunk.
And we didn't get stopped by like a game warden.
He keeps watching my ankle.
I guess like roll a lot.
But I'm carrying like a ton of weight on my back.
So like, it's like, you know, we're tired.
We've been hunting all that like retired.
So I guess I rolled my ankle in the rocks a couple times.
I didn't really feel it.
It's just kind of like misstapped, right?
Well, he texts Kinsey that I'm rolling my ankle a lot.
And I need to get a look that.
So now, even though the trip's over for the past like five weeks,
not five weeks, like week.
But the best week I've been nearing from Kinsey.
I need to go to the doctor and give my ankle checked out.
But my ankles are fine.
They're not cooked.
They're fine.
So everybody type in the comments.
And my ankles are fine.
So all the story.
Don't shoot something at the top of the mountain.
Shoot it at the bottom near the truck.
If I were to tell you to do anything, that would be it.
Second, stay away from scunks.
And third, don't roll your ankle in front of someone
or they're going to tell your wife.
And you're going to be cooked.
And that's literally all I hear about for the past like week.
That's all I've heard.
But after that, your boy had, and even, well,
I'd say it was a pretty good weekend.
I went duck hunting.
But I nearly froze.
It was so freaking cold.
Nothing really too crazy happened there.
I just was duck hunting.
And they got really, really freaking cold.
They're really cold.
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Frozen everyday.
Like I was cold.
And I did not this time shoot in a legal bird,
which is good.
Normally when I go out, I shoot at least one bird
that's illegal that I'm not supposed to shoot
and didn't shoot it.
So that was good.
Let me see.
There was something else I really wanted to talk to you guys about.
Oh, bullying.
That's what it was.
Bullying.
See, when we were up on this mountain,
I started bullying cash.
He was saying that we couldn't get all of this meat down
in one trip, which is like really hard to do.
Because there was a lot of meat.
And it was just like the three of us.
And I was like, there's no way we're going to get this down.
We're going to have to tie it up in a tree overnight
and come back for it.
And I kind of start bullying him.
My dad starts bullying him.
But we're not getting it down.
Well, it turns out, cash was right.
We could do it.
We were stronger than we thought.
Okay.
And we were actually able to get it down in one trip.
So don't bully.
That's wrong.
But this brings me to my second point of how I haven't learned my lesson,
I guess, because in that moment,
I was kind of bullying cash being like cash.
There's no way you're so stupid.
We're not getting this down in one trip.
This is stupid.
Why are we even putting it on into our backpacks?
We need to tie it in a tree.
And so I start bullying him.
And so I guess this is a sign for me that I got some work to do
because I was first time I feel like I ever really bullied a kid.
I thought I learned my lesson.
And yet now today I was caught doing it again.
Just last week, bully cash.
But cash is like different because he's my brother.
And the story about me bullying his kid is one that scarred me for probably my whole life.
I'm not even kidding when I think about this.
It like almost brings tears to my eyes because I'm like,
oh my gosh, I can't believe I did that.
I can't believe it.
And this is just a fair warning of why you don't talk behind people's backs.
It's never good.
Never a good idea to talk about someone when they're not there.
Talk about them poorly anyways.
So main cash decide that now we don't really decide.
This kid just wanted to hang out with us more or less.
And we're like, okay, cool.
Like you can hang out with us.
So we start hanging out with him.
And he really wants to do like TikTok and like all this stuff with us.
And we're like, we just started.
We had like, I don't know, a hundred thousand followers on TikTok or something.
We're little, little teenage boys making TikToks and just so stupid.
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So I launched a go fund me to help support them during this crisis.
And we raised about $10,000 within just a couple of months.
I think that the surprising thing was by telling a clear story and just like really being very clear about what we needed.
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Bit in dumb.
And this kid wants to make content with us.
We're like, okay, yeah, like come over.
Like we'll make some content for the day.
And it comes already mixed content with us.
And we spend that day.
We honestly spend like the week.
I think it was like a week.
We're kind of hanging out with this kid.
And then one day he's at the house.
And it's been, I don't know.
Like probably three or four days at this point of us like hanging out with him,
but me and Cash haven't really talked about anything.
And we were really trying to see like,
does this kid have what it takes to see want to like film content all the time?
Does he have like drive to like make a bunch of videos?
Because we're going to put him in all our videos.
Like we want somebody that's going to like be there for us so we need him.
And at the end of the day,
he leaves.
So we think.
And we sit down in the living room.
We're like.
So or no, we sit down in the kitchen.
Yeah, we sit down in the kitchen.
All right.
What are we going to do?
Are we going to start like continue filming with this kid?
Or like what are we?
What's the plan here?
What are we doing right now?
Is this just a work relationship?
Is it a friend relationship?
What is it?
And we start talking about him doing TikTok.
And we're like, yeah, I don't really know if he's got like.
The it factor, I guess.
And we start saying things about this kid.
I even go as far as to mention like.
It's just so embarrassing to even say this is what you shouldn't bully.
And literally I wasn't even trying to bully in the moment.
But is like forever imprinted in my mind.
Saying these things.
And I hate it so much.
But I literally said I was like.
Hey.
To cash.
I was like, yeah, I don't know.
He's just not like.
I can't even I don't even want to say it on here.
I was like, basically, I was saying stuff about like his smile and his face.
And just like, yeah, I don't think he can like.
I don't think he's going to do super well with the type of content me and cash we're doing.
Because at the time we were just doing like pretty boy like stupid content.
Like it was so stupid.
And I remember saying that.
And me and cash being like, yeah, cash kind of like agreed with me.
He didn't like necessarily say it.
I was direct as I did.
But he just kind of agreed and was like, yeah, I don't know.
And then all of a sudden this kid, we leave our kitchen and we walk into our living room.
And this kid is sitting in a chair, probably 30 feet from where we were talking.
And we were talking loud.
And he's like, yeah, so I guess I'm going to go ahead and head home.
And we were like, oh.
No.
We just said all of this stuff about him basically to his face but behind his back.
And we were so evil in doing it.
At least I was like cash can tell you if he wants about the story his half.
But like for me, it felt so slight evil.
It's just wrong.
And nothing has made me feel worse than like doing that.
Like that was one of the worst things I feel like I've ever done.
Because I just saw a kid.
And I never talked to the kid again after that.
He laughed and I never spoke to him again.
I don't even have his phone number or anything.
But yeah, I feel horrible.
And I'm so sorry to that kid that we did that.
Like it was probably one of the lowest like feelings of like hurting someone that I felt like I broke up with girlfriends that I dated for like a year.
And felt better about that.
It just felt so evil.
But anyways, don't bully.
It's not good.
Not good.
Doesn't you don't feel well.
And it always catches up to you.
And it hurts other people.
Probably worse than you know, like I don't even know how bad that ended up hurting that kid.
Or if you like still thinks about that today.
But I wouldn't be surprised if it like really hurt him.
So yeah, feel bad for that one.
Anyways, this is the best part of the episode is what I said when I sat down here.
And I guess I lied because this is this is not a good good section.
This is maybe I should cut this out.
Anyways, love you guys.
Guys, I've been sitting here for like 10 minutes recording myself.
And for whatever reason, all the lights shut off.
And the camera shut off, which means all the footage is gone.
So now you get to see me very stressed out.
And repeating everything I just said.
That's great.
But it's okay.
It's fine.
I actually hated everything I said anyway.
So we're just going to recap that real quick and then go on with our lives, you know.
Anyway, so I started off by saying I walked into this house after being gone.
For like three or four days at my parents' house, which is like five hours away.
And when I walk in, all I hear is screaming and yelling.
And I'm like, hmm, feels like home.
And I walk upstairs to go to my bedroom.
And I am greeted by a bunch of grown men throwing knives with blood all over their hands.
And I was like, what is happening right now?
And gosh, she's like, Maverick stabbed me.
And I was like, Maverick just walked in the door with me.
And he was like, okay, I stabbed myself.
And I was like, what the, why are we stabbing people?
They're throwing knives at some like wooden board thing.
I don't know.
But just dumb.
Don't throw knives.
Don't be dumb.
And don't be a man.
That's all I have to say about that.
Anyways, I was gone all weekend long.
And poor Stella here, as you can see, has like attachment issues.
I'm pretty sure she's not actually diagnosed.
I have self-diagnosed her.
Because anytime I'm gone, apparently all she does is just sit and bend and do absolutely nothing.
And when I'm here, she's absolutely chaotic, running around, throwing her body at fences, chasing birds,
just anything horrible that a dog can do.
She probably does it while I'm here.
And as soon as I leave, she just sits and moaps around.
And then as soon as I come back, she just follows me around like a little, I don't know,
something that follows you around.
So as soon as I walked on the door, she like comes and like leaps into my arms,
which is so cute.
She is so sweet.
But she leaps into my arms and she has not left my side.
And it's probably been like an hour now since I've been back.
And I have not been out of this girl's sight not one time.
Even earlier, she had to go to the bathroom.
And I opened the back door.
She walked out the door and like squatted down to go to the restroom.
And she just stares at me.
Just like staring into my soul and she's going to the bathroom.
Like you better not leave me again, woman.
Absolutely crazy.
I don't know why everyone hates her.
Clearly she's an angel.
See, you're still cute, huh?
You're so precious.
Are you just going to sit here and not say a word?
And for those of you who don't think dogs can speak, yes, they can't.
I swear on my life on my life.
And I don't swear.
But I swear on my life.
This dog has said mom.
I know you're going to think I'm crazy.
Everyone does.
But I don't care.
I heard it with my own ears.
And I had a friend as a witness to back me up.
But anyways, that's not the point.
I was going to tell you about my weekend.
So this weekend, as I told you,
we drove down to see my mom and dad.
And they lived about five hours away.
And while we were there,
Maverick went off with my dad and the other brother-in-laws.
And they went duck hunting.
I got to stay home with sweet baby Eliana.
She's my new niece.
So my little sister just had a baby like a month ago.
And her name is Eliana.
And she's perfect.
She's very tan skin.
And right now, she has blue eyes.
But I think all babies have blue eyes when they're born.
So they might change colors.
But as of right now, she has blue eyes.
And so she is the most prettiest baby I've ever seen in my entire life.
But you know what I learned about babies this weekend?
That I did not really consider before.
Because Maverick and I have been talking about possibly having kids in the future.
And you know, that's going to look different than how other people have kids.
But anyways, that's a little point.
That's a whole other story to talk about another time.
But we've been talking about having kids.
And this just has not popped into my mind at all for some reason.
But babies, they go to the bathroom.
And they go to the bathroom a lot.
Like a lot, a lot.
And I don't think I realize that really.
Like fully until this weekend.
Because when I tell you, that little girl went to the bathroom more times than I can even like remember really.
Like it has to be in just the three to four days I was there.
She probably went to the bathroom a hundred times.
I kid you not.
It's like absolutely like a hundred times.
I go to the bathroom a hundred times and a hundred days.
And she went to the bathroom a hundred times in three days.
Which is absolutely insane.
And also, I don't know if you all knew this or not.
But when babies go to the bathroom, all they have is milk in their tummies.
So do you know what it looks like?
I'm very sorry if you're eating right now.
But it looks disgusting.
Like just picture like a bunch of mustard and mayonnaise and nasty things you can find in the fridge and like the condiments section.
Throw it all together in a pot.
And that is what baby poop looks like.
It's disgusting.
Absolutely.
Just horrifically.
I think I told my mom this, I would rather pick up Stella's throw up every day for the rest of my life than to have to change a baby's diaper.
Which is quite unfortunate if I want to have a kid one day.
But that is currently how I feel.
And maybe it'll change when it's my own child.
I'll be like, oh, I love you so much.
I'll do whatever you want.
Whenever you want it.
But right now, I do not feel that way.
That is absolutely disgusting.
Hopefully, by the grace of God, my mind changes.
Because if not, one of two things is going to happen.
My child is just going to have to learn to grow up real fast and take care of itself.
Which I'm not really sure how that will happen because can't really walk or take care of itself when it's a month old.
Or I will be visiting Kate quite often.
I will just wake my happy self up at 3 a.m.
And I will walk over to Kate's house.
And I will wake Kate at 3 a.m.
Which I don't know if you'll ever see Kate when she first wakes up in the morning.
It's not the happiest sight.
I love you, Kate.
But she hates mornings.
And she would probably really, really hate 3 a.m.
So I've never seen Kate at 3 a.m.
But I'm pretty sure she would hate it.
So that's probably not going to go well for me either.
I'm really going to figure that out.
Y'all should pray for me about that seriously.
Or if you want to be a nanny one day.
Slide in my DMs.
I'll take some nanny requests.
If you would like to change babies diaper all day every day.
I'm here for it.
Please, please, slide in my DMs.
But that's not all I learned this weekend.
I learned about these things.
I brought them just to show you guys.
Let me set my coffee down.
This is like probably something really stupid that I do.
But I'm going to continue to just be stupid and leave it there.
And so it would stand up and drink it.
Or she would stand up and knock it over.
Oh, fun fact.
Within the first 24 hours that I had Stella like as a baby.
She was so cute.
She was like this little bitty.
She was so tiny and small.
She looked like a goat.
Because her little spots hadn't come in all the way yet.
So her whole body was just solid white.
And she had a brown head.
And everyone literally they were like walk up from like a football
feeling away.
I'm like, oh my gosh.
I came over because I thought you had a goat.
But it's a dog.
And I'm like, yeah, I get that a lot.
Which is odd.
Like I had probably over 30 people tell me that she was a goat.
Anyways, what was I saying?
Oh, the fun fact about Stella.
Yeah.
Within the first 24 hours that I had Stella,
she drank an entire monster.
Which, I don't know if I'll know this.
But dogs aren't supposed to drink monster.
Especially baby dogs.
And I don't know how much monster is in the cat.
Wait, how much caffeine is in a monster?
It was a big one.
She had 200 milligrams of caffeine as a baby.
You really should not do that.
Anyways, maybe that's why she is the way she is.
Oh, she's going to wake up.
You can't have this.
It's chocolate.
It will kill you.
You will die.
Anyways, I discovered these this weekend at the gas station.
They're called.
I don't really know how to pronounce this.
Meji? Meji?
Hello Panda with chocolate in the middle.
And this is phenomenal.
I'm hiding them in my room currently.
Because as soon as cash figures out that these exist,
he will steal them from me.
Oh, no, please don't eat me.
Please don't eat me.
I'm just a little gummy bear.
I'm just a little gummy bear.
Please don't eat me.
So they're going to be in my room to help further notice.
But they are absolutely amazing.
Also, I feel like I'm a little hyper right now.
Because I'm drinking this coffee.
Even though it's like 3 p.m.
Because we woke up.
Okay, I've got to shoot this.
Hold on.
Please.
Momentary pause.
All right.
I hope you all enjoyed that.
But it's literally 3 p.m.
I'm going to have my first cup of coffee
because we woke up early.
Left my parents' house.
I didn't have time for coffee.
And I was like, at the halfway mark,
I'll get some coffee.
It'll be fine.
It'll give me a reason to stop.
We stopped to get coffee.
That's sonic.
If you know what a sonic is,
I actually really love sonic.
They have like how to explain sonic
to somebody who doesn't know.
Basically, they have like several drive-throughs,
like multiple stops.
Like, oh gosh.
How do I, like parking spots almost for cars?
And the people bring your food out to you in the car
and you just eat your food in the car.
It's like a restaurant,
but you use your car as your table kind of thing.
If that makes any sense, I don't know.
I don't think it's that cool because I've grown up with it.
But one of my best friends in college is from Minnesota.
She had never heard of a sonic before.
And she was amazed by sonic when she first saw it.
But not the point.
The point is, I got coffee from sonic.
It was horrible.
I mean, it was like pouring an entire thing
a creamer with like a little drop of coffee.
Like the tiniest, tiniest bit of coffee
you could even imagine.
Not even a shot of coffee.
I opened the lid.
It was white.
Like they literally just gave me creamer,
which was insane.
And my first sip of it, I was like,
ooh, like it was thicker than milk.
I don't know if you could understand the consistency.
It was like, think of old chocolate milk
that's been sitting in the sun for a long time.
That's what I was drinking.
It was absolutely disgusting.
Anyways, you don't care about that.
Oh, you know what you might care about?
This weekend, we watched a show with my mom.
And it is a phrase, it's a documentary.
It's on Netflix.
I'm not even going to tell you the name though,
because I don't recommend you go watch it.
It has a lot of foul language.
And you should just not watch that.
But Kate told me about it.
And I was like, I have to see the storyline at least.
Because she wouldn't tell me the ending.
I wouldn't watch this documentary.
It's about this girl, she's in high school.
I think she's like, well, she was 12 or 13
when everything started.
And then at the end of the documentary, she's like 16.
Anyway, so she's like 12 or 13 when it starts.
And she starts getting these text messages on her phone.
And it's someone, girl boy, we don't know.
It doesn't tell you on the documentary.
But someone keeps texting her.
And it's like telling her how ugly she is,
how she should just like in her life,
how she should break up with her boyfriend.
It says a lot of like really mean horrible, horrible things
that you should never say to another human being.
Even just listening to it on the TV, I was like, oh my gosh.
I don't want to listen to this.
This is so sad.
Anyways, it goes on for like two or three years.
These text messages.
They get the police involved.
Well, first they get the school involved, the school board.
They get the police involved.
The police can't figure anything out.
They can't interrogate every single girl
and every single boy in the entire school.
No one can figure out who is sending these text messages.
And the texture has now started sending things
that are very personal to the girl.
And like things that no one else should know.
Like, hey, I saw you were wearing a blue shirt today.
That blue shirt looks hideous on you.
They didn't exactly say that, but I'm just making it up.
But they would say things like that.
They would say somebody who is around her.
And so she starts freaking out.
And that's when they go to the police.
Anyways, the police can't figure it out.
So after two and a half years, they reach out to the FBI.
For this girl, this little small town high school
that no one's ever heard of.
It's the middle of nowhere.
It's not like she lives in some super nice L.A. high school
where her parents have a lot of money.
No.
It's just like a normal everyday average girl.
The FBI gets involved, okay?
Why'd you stick your head up?
Did the door open?
Yeah.
Okay, I guess she's done with me.
She's decided she's not attached anymore.
Goodbye.
Oh.
Hey, come here.
Okay, she grabbed her toy and walked away.
Great.
Anyways, so the FBI gets involved.
And they start looking through all the text messages.
They can't figure it out.
They do their own investigation.
They do interrogations and all the things.
They cannot figure it out.
So they're like two and a half to three years in now.
And I don't know why no one thought to do this at the beginning.
But they finally took all the phone records from the girl
because, oh, she's back.
Hey, here.
I'm trying to tell a story.
You're really interrupting right now.
Okay, good.
Lay down.
Lay down.
Sell it down.
Can you hear?
Or are you just being rude?
Down.
I promise she listens.
Lay down.
Lay down.
Lay down.
How old is it?
Let's see.
In human years, you are four times seven is 28.
You're 28.
You're older than me.
You should stop acting like a child.
Anyways, lay down.
Be good.
I swear.
The dog rule is not real.
She's actually only four.
She acts like a four-year-old.
Lay down.
Okay, where was I?
Oh, I don't know why they didn't think to do this before.
But they finally took all the phone records from the girl.
Oh, that's what I was saying.
And the phone number that was sending her text messages was anonymous.
And if she blocked the number, they would just get a new number
and start texting her again.
And they started putting her and her boyfriend and group chats
and we're texting the both of them.
Like really mean, dirty things.
And so finally, the boyfriend broke up with the girl
because he was like, I can't deal with this anymore.
I'm like, sorry, that's in your life, but I just,
I can't deal with that.
So the boyfriend breaks up with her over it.
Oh, also, the boyfriend goes and gets a new girlfriend
and that creepy text that starts texting the new girlfriend.
So then he has to break up with that girlfriend too.
And he's just like, I guess I can't date anyone
because they're going to get harassed.
So he just doesn't talk to anyone for like three years,
which is just insane.
Anyways, back to the girl.
The girl, every time she tries to block this number,
it just keeps reappearing with new numbers.
So she's like, there's nothing I can do.
I can't get away from this person.
Anyways, so the FBI takes the phone numbers that I've been texting her
and they like do something in their computer system
to like code where it's coming from.
The text messages are coming through an app
that has been downloaded on this random person's phone
that hides your phone number to like make it anonymous or whatever.
And so they contact the app and they're like,
hey, someone is using your app to text all these bad things
while we're walking.
So we need to get the IP addresses from these phone numbers.
So the app like reaches back out and they're like,
hi, so sorry, we can't give out that information,
but we can't tell you that it's a Verizon phone number
and you can ask Verizon these three questions, whatever.
So the guys like, all right, he goes to Verizon.
Verizon reaches back out to him in like a week.
They figure out who it is.
He scrolls through thousands of phone numbers
that could be linked to these IP addresses
and there's only one that matches in the girl's life.
It's her mom.
The girl's mom has been texting her for three years straight,
horrible, nasty, just super mean things, bullying her.
And in the documentary series,
the mom is in the documentary series.
What?
Why would you show your face on camera after that?
Anyway, she goes to prison for like a year and a half.
She gets out and she's like, oh, like,
I've just had a lot of bad things happen in my life.
So this was a way for me to like, release my stress.
What?
No.
You don't get to go harass anyone, much less your daughter
because you have life issues.
Everyone has issues.
Suck it up.
Life is not fair.
Anyways, that whole thing made me so angry.
I watched it for like six hours straight.
It was crazy.
I watched the whole thing in one day.
It was insane.
Alright guys, I've talked to your year off.
Oh, wait, last thing before I finish.
I have been really thinking about doing like murder mystery stories
on my own personal YouTube page, the Kinsey Breaks on YouTube.
I have really been putting it off because I was like,
I don't want to like put fear into anybody.
But I think it'll be a fun thing.
I don't think it'll be fearful the way I tell the stories.
Anyways, let me know down in the comment section if you would like to see some of those
because I might start working on those this week.
Alright, bye.
I love you guys.
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