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If My Girlfriend Was a Cat

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If My Girlfriend Was a Cat

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Just be careful. Cute, Gady. Oh! She's great, man. It hurts. Alright, don't panic. I will help you. Whoa! Where is it? Oh! Ugh! What? My girlfriend is a cat? Oh! I have to check it out. Um? Eyes are okay. Mew! Let's see some more. No tail. Hmm. What about a cucumber? Luna, get back here! Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! Hmm. Huh! You'll come down in no time.

Aha! Gotcha! Luna, you make me worried. Ugh. What's that noise? Huh? Hi, Dad. Um, this is my girlfriend, Luna. Nice to meet you. Don't be late for school. Ugh. Hmm. I guess you're a cat. Oh. I guess you're hungry. Whoa. Hmm. Cat food perfect. Hmm. Huh. Luna, don't touch the floor. Ugh! Enjoy. Ugh! Wait! I guess you're not hungry. Seems like I need more cat stuff. Huh. Whoa! Ugh! Ugh! That was quick. Luna, it's for you, huh? Right, all cats love boxes. Do you like it?

Huh? Huh? Hey! Whoa! Oh no! No! Whoa! This is Dad's favorite couch! Hope it works. What is happening? 911? Hello? I'm saving you! That was weird. Oh, Luna! You're hair! Zack, are you ready for school? On my way? I can't leave you here? Zack! Zack! I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Zack! I guess he left. How? Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Doctor.

Very interesting. Today, we have a very long time. Oh no. They want to pay extra attention to you. And we'll help you to study for your finals. Stay still. Huh? Huh. Huh. Huh. Huh. Luna, stop please. Who wants to go to the board? Luna. Go. Go. Go. Can you solve this problem? Okay. Take your time. Huh. Huh. Huh. Huh. Huh. Huh. Huh. Huh. Huh. Huh. Huh. Huh. Luna, where are you going? Sorry. Zach! Luna! Huh. Huh. Huh. You're scared. Huh. Huh. Huh. Huh. Huh. Huh. Huh. Huh. Huh.

Huh. Huh. Luna, you can't be here. Zach. How do you explain your behavior? Well, you know, I'm just a... Huh. Huh. Huh. Huh. Go home now! Huh. Huh. Huh. Okay. So if the tomato is a fruit, catch it with a smoothie. Huh. Huh. Huh. Huh. Huh. Huh. Huh. Huh. Huh. Huh. Huh. Don't do it. Huh. Huh. Huh. Luna! Huh. Huh. Huh. Huh. Huh. Huh. Huh. Huh. Huh. Huh. Oh, you want to go outside? Huh. Huh. Huh. Huh. What did I expect? These are that shoes!

Huh. Huh. Huh. Huh. Huh. Huh. Huh. Huh. Huh. Huh. Luna, are you serious? Oh! Huh. Huh. Huh. Huh. Ah. He's so cute. Huh. Oh! Oh! We should take a... Yeah! Woo! Oh! Look, it's not so bad! Song! Are you okay?

Yeah! I'm dead! I'm dead! I'm dead! I just slipped and fell! Oh! Oh! Old lady owned seven cats! I hate cats! What do you want? Oh no! Quiet! Oh! Sorry! Tell me, Song! What do you think of this new singer called Polar? Luna, go fetch! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! What happened? Luna, are you ruined my favorite song? Oh no!

Okay! Stay still! Oh! Well, I have something for you. This is for you! You like it better, huh? Oh, you like it, huh? I like it! I like it! I like it! I like it! I like it! I like it! Oh, you like it, huh? Yeah! Ow! I think I should clean. My love, I miss the real you so much! Good night, Luna! What happened? So I've already heard a terrible noise! Um, I had a nightmare!

You've been weird lately! Huh... Hey! I want to see! Oh! How long can I take this? Don't play with the tree! Not now! Be patient! Nope! Nope!

Nope! Perfect! What are you doing? Get it to me! Luna, stop it! Get it to me! What is happening? Uh, uh, hi, Dad! Um, we're just decorating! Oh! Is she your girlfriend or is she a cat? You know what he cats! Why is she saying it at home? Dad, it's not what you think it is! I was just trying to stop you, Luna! Oh, oh, oh, oh! Zach! Zach, what happened? I've been worried about you! You're real! I had a nightmare! You were a cat and then... Look what I found! She was just outside! Isn't she cute? No! Yeah! Yeah? Who are you?

Seems that my wish come true! You might want to eat! Yeah! Okay! Well, I miss you! Uh... Uh... Um... Hmm... Huh... Hmm... Hmm... Hmm... Hey, sneaky cat, what you want from me? You're driving me crazy! Choco rice cookies, bean and face, And maybe I'm a treat to have a few today! Now, Bill, every day, I'll be dead for a sec! Oh, I'm hungry! I'll be back! Wait for me! I'm afraid of close doors! Do-do-do-dick-de-hue! It seems that someone also wants to wash up!

Come here! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Well, Parker, give me patience! My hair is absolutely wasted! I need to get rid of my bad mates! Which shouldn't distract me? I'll rub a helmet! There's a thing that's just changed from me! I found you! Have you seen my phone? Oh, my kitty! The best part of this awful day! I know you think this! Really? Oh, if you mind, this is my lovely fish! Don't touch Patrick anymore! He is a cheese-ha-baby trim-mettin! Do you want to leave?

Yeah! Where? But I changed from mine! Oh, silly! Hi! Oh, dear! Thank you! Oh, oh! Oh, you're such a nice fish! I love it! Fish my side! Okay, I'll get it back to the shop! Yeah! Oh, life is hard! No, no, no! Never, never, never! No, no, no, no, no! Life is perfect! No, no, no, no, no, no! My spot! No, no, no, no! Life is perfect! It's like sitting fishing a barrel! Watch out, Namo!

Woo! Oh, silly! Just for fun! She's so cute when she's asleep! I wish I was this clever man! Oh, no! Whip! Come on! Yeah, I'm not gonna succeed! What?! Whip! Whip!

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