Introducing "The Gas Station" a.k.a. The Fart Corner | Hour 3

0:00It's one of my favorite times. There's that point in every summer where I start convincing myself, I'm going to be normal about football this year. Not as emotional. Not lose myself completely in it. And then the game start. The sprinklers. The smell of grass. The roar of the crowd. The toasting of Miller Light. Ah, that right there my friends. That's my favorite part about all of this because make it football time is great. Make it football time a Miller time. That's special. Some of my favorite weekends are built around football. Getting everybody together, putting the college games on on Saturday come back for the NFL on Sunday, order way too much food, and crack open Miller lights for me and my friends. That's a perfect weekend for me. And Miller light is a beer I reach for every time because it's crisp, refreshing, and easy to drink. Especially when football starts. When it's still somehow down here. 90 degrees in Miami. It's a true American pilsner that cools the body down the original light beer since 1975 and just 96 calories and 3.2 carbs. Legendary game days start with a Miller light.

1:00Make game day legendary. Go to Miller light.com slash stand by delivery options near you or you can pick up some Miller light pretty much anywhere they sell beer. Game time is Miller time. Celebrate responsibly. Miller brewing company Milwaukee Wisconsin 96 calories and 3.2 carbs per 12 ounces. We are listening to the down levatar show in partnership with the Draftkins Sports Act now live in all 50 estates. I gotta be honest, my my Instagram algorithm right now is pretty dominant. Yeah, not gonna lie. What you got? It's a lot of goods to you. I mean, I have good algorithm already. I'm on a Demi Lovato, Quanza Jones, Algo right now. That's so cool. I got a little Demi Lovato going too. Yep. I have a question. Do you guys think like girls can be too skinny? I've heard men recently in the 2023 to 2026 say this person's too skinny. Want a little because Demi looks a little thick girl right there, but that's in right now. Let me look up this Demi Lovato.

2:01Yeah, let me see this picture. Yeah, there's a picture that's viral right now. Demi Lovato. She's on like a water ski or something. Demi Lovato, water skiing. Is it? I'm gonna go out on an M and say no, a woman can't be too skinny. Women are perfect the way they are. Every woman is perfect. No, everyone's not perfect. Demi Lovato's so simple. Soaks up for son and skimpy bikini during lavish vacation photos. We took that photo. I'll kill him. Oh, wow. That was not aware of your work, Demi Lovato. I knew where is the girl that was cutting yourself. Oh, right. Oh, right. That's what I knew her. Someone say cake by the ocean. I'm telling you those algorithms today rules. Oh, my gosh. This is on Instagram, is it? Mike, you got an update for us here. What's up? They did it. All right. Get it together. Yeah. Focus. Get your head time. All right. Yeah. You do that. I'm gonna look at this Demi Lovato. I have great news to share with you guys. What's up? I'm not gonna be here tomorrow. Why not? Driving up to Daytona.

3:03Oh, wow. Now I've been to the World Center of Motorsports before, but for a music festival, I've never been there for a NASCAR race. Now while this is not the Daytona 500. It is the Coke Zero for us. And it is the last race of the regular season. We get straight into the chase, and there are three spots up for grabs SVG. Are you gonna make it? Cindrick, you're gonna make it bubble wall? So you're gonna make it? Stand back, Gundies racing. Stand back, Gundies. Not racing. I'll bet he's a good racer. Yeah. So I'll be out there, Cuervos sending me out there, but I'm not alone. Who's gonna be there? Tell me. I'm going with a couple of friends. Anyone have heard of? Can't imagine who. You know college, Mike? Yeah, well, college, I'm going with Better Call Burn. Okay. Yeah. And I'm going with the SIGAR, man. That's right. Not the Water Mill Man could have make it. What's the SIGAR, man? The SIGAR, man. It is gonna be making the trip out there. Now, what's his deal?

4:04What does he do? What's his gonna do? SIGAR. Yeah. So it's me, College Mike, Better Call Burn, and the SIGAR, man. And we're gonna be out there rooting my picks for this race. That's right. Draft King sending me out there too. I put together a combo, a three-legged for you. I hope you like it. That's right. Chase Briscoe, who has been my boy all season long with the top tens. Now, this is a super speed way, folks. You know the big ones gonna happen at some point. So use that as caution. But I'm going with some big dogs here. I trust Chase Briscoe. Top five finish. Christopher Bell. He's been the bride, the bride's made all season long. But that means he's always in the mix. So I feel pretty confident that if you can make it through this race, you'll finish top ten. And Billy Byron, we all know he's won a Daytona before. So Billy Byron, top ten. That's Briscoe, top five. Whoo. Bell, top ten. Yeah. Byron, top five. Top ten. That pays $10, pays $79. That's plus $692, folks. That's a nice little payday.

5:06By the way, Gearhead is presented by NASCAR. The final spots in the chase are on the line under the lights at Daytona. A Daytona night race. I'm going to do some karaoke. I'm going to be going from RV to RV. Don't miss the NASCAR Cup Series. Battle it out at Daytona this Saturday 730 PM Eastern on NBC. Only time I've ever been at Daytona during black spring break. So imagine my surprise when I learned what they have a NASCAR race here. I went Daytona. I went to a festival. I went to Rockville a few years ago. That's right. Yeah, I've been there several years. And it's cool because Rockville, like it's right there next to the track. So you're walking on the track when you're going to the concert. It's pretty neat. We did not explore that deep past the strip of the ocean. I did a wall of death right in the infield during a knock loose. What does that mean? You're not familiar with a wall of death? So knock loose does this wall of death and knock loose. Now knock loose is a band.

6:07It's a band. And it can be grading if you're not into that kind of stuff. But live sounds exactly like the track. They're actually touring with Denzel Curry. They have a great track with Denzel Curry. Local hip hop start down here. They're going to be playing here in October. FSU week everybody. But they do a wall of death where they ask for you to part down the middle. And this was a huge festival set. It was one of the best that I've ever seen. And these people parted. And they were in the infield. So the Daytona 500 logo was right in the middle. It was pretty cool. And then it was a stew that dressed like Jesus that walked down the middle. And then he screams like, I go. And then everybody just runs full speed at one another. It's horrible. It was awesome. The energy was unmatched. He wasn't dressed like Moses. No, he's dressed like Jesus. We made more sense. That's actually cool. At this video went like super viral because like Jesus, I know partying of the red sees. Yeah. I'm not a guy that dresses Jesus Christ. Well, about that partying. Moses had night. Jesus was ready to do. Here's a track with Denzel. Drew, you're like, it's crazy. I want to hear it. Did Jesus have drifts?

7:07Did not. Shaco. Shaco. Also Ariana Grande, too, skinny. She looks, she looks unhealthy. It's interesting. You're the one who said that. No, I mean, I'm just worried about it. I would never do that. No, I'm genuinely concerned about it. I would never worry about a woman. Never do that. Talk about her voice. Well, I flip your laptop over here. I mean, I've been there some trickery with these demilovato pictures, by the way. I don't care. Well, you mean her poking her hip out? There's a picture of hers on her Instagram. We got from a week ago, and it's like completely different body dynamics. You know, people, not like that way in the Jetski picture. Oh, boy. I don't like this one. I have to say it's different. She's like different. Kind of like that. Don't speak about her anymore. Why not? I don't like your tone. Oh, boy. Nonetheless, you wish you had this algorithm. It's one of my favorite times. There's that point in every summer where I start convincing my self, I'm going to be normal about football this year, not as emotional, not lose myself completely in it.

8:08And then the game start, the sprinklers, the smell of grass, the roar of the crowd, the toasting of Miller light. Ah, that right there, my friends. That's my favorite part about all of this because making football time is great. Making football time a Miller time. That's special. Some of my favorite weekends are built around football, getting everybody together, putting the college games on on Saturday, coming back for the NFL on Sunday, order way too much food and crack open Miller lights for me and my friends. That's a perfect weekend for me. And Miller light is a beer I reach for every time because it's crisp, refreshing, and easy to drink, especially when football starts. When it's still somehow down here, 90 degrees of Miami, it's a true American pilsner that cools the body down the original light beer since 1975 and just 96 calories and 3.2 carbs. Legendary game days start with a Miller light. Make game day legendary, go to Miller light.com slash stand to find delivery options near you or you can pick up some Miller light pretty much anywhere they sell beer. Game time is Miller time. Celebrate responsibly, Miller brewing company Milwaukee, Wisconsin 96 calories and 3.2

9:12carbs per 12 ounces. Dan Lebatar, my algorithm on Instagram is dance all boobs. Jenna dan sassolo. It's a good algorithm. This is the Dan Lebatar show. So I want to talk a little bit of NBA here. I mean, a couple things. Number one, I want you to explain to me because this is when I just saw the headline. I didn't see the content, but I'm going to ask you because the video featured you. And apparently you were talking about how the Toronto Raptors might wind up getting co-I Leonard who we still don't know what team well, I guess we do know a team he plays for. He plays the Clippers. But at some point, he might play for the Raptors, but I guess if the NBA decides to do something, they likely won't because Adam Silver's a nothing. But if they do decide to do something, what team is co-I Leonard going to play on and

10:13you're making the case that the Raptors could wind up getting him for nothing? Yeah. So the idea was I did this, I did the big number with Tom Habestrow and Yahoo, go check out the episode. And during the episode, which was a lot of it was about Kwa and the aspiration investigation. And he said he went through some myths, myth busting. And one of the myths is that the Toronto Raptors are praying for a slap on the hand, right? They might, hey, League, don't go too crazy on the Clippers. Let's just do something cool so that we can still do something. So the trade can still happen? And my assertion is, no, no, quite the opposite. They're praying for fire in Bremstone because that's it. Slap on the hand is bad. It's a slap on the hand they get to trade through. That's fine. Fire in Bremstone though is the voiding of Kwa and its contract. If his contract gets voided, he becomes a free agent. You cannot suspend the play for Capsule convention. Well, looked up and down Article 13 of the collector bargaining agreement on this. The most you can do is void his contract, find him 350 grand, and that's it.

11:15So if it's contract gets voided, guess what he becomes? He becomes an unrestricted free agent who can sign anywhere I believe other than the Clippers. He cannot return to the Clippers, not with this first deal. But no teams have any money available. Exactly. So it's like, where do you want to get your minimum from? Well, he had already made the decision when he asked for a trade or when they were exploring a trade. Is that, hey, Toronto is the place I want to go to because I feel comfortable because of, you know, there's enough people from the front office who are still there. The medical staff was the last time he probably felt this good or still there. And so for him, Toronto was a desired destination. Well, why would that change now that you don't have a contract that still would be the same? So Toronto would be able to get him and not have to trade brand in Ingram and not have to trade Grady Dick and not have to trade the picks that were well along through there. One of my favorite comments on the under the post on Instagram where we had this was some guy said, this guard doesn't understand how the salary cap works.

12:17I'm like, buddy, if you just listen to it, I explain it in the video. I felt like David the Covney in Zoolander. Yes, but why mail models? Are you kidding? I just got done explaining this. Why do you think they didn't believe you understood the salary cap? Because they did not watch. They just saw a mean things that Raptors could get him for free. But this guy doesn't understand all the salary cap. You got to make salaries match my man. It's probably what his dumbass was thinking. I can think of another team that has an open roster spot that could probably use a guy like Kauai. Yeah, like shot creator down the stretch. Sure. I mean, I think the only other place that would be in the running, which is why probably Toronto would be like, no, just give us the trade because that way we know we have him as opposed to opening up. I only put San Antonio, but I don't know San Antonio would. No, San Antonio makes a lot of sense. But I don't know how you think after everything you would say. It doesn't make sense. That's what he said. Well, that was the gun, like the other place that he would consider when there was all

13:17my a trade. So down here, probably not. No, it wouldn't happen. I just wanted to. The other thing out there, the same way I put the LeBron thing out there and then all of a sudden that almost happened. I just started saying it and then it almost happened. You just want almost happening. Hey, I'll take it. Almost happened, meaning Chris Cody to Chris ruined it. So if it wasn't for Chris, who would have happened? I mean, you can't say for certain that whatever timeline exists where Chris doesn't tweet what he tweeted that LeBron doesn't end up here. We don't know. There's an alternate parallel universe to this one where Chris doesn't tweet that. And maybe someday we can explore it. But if he doesn't tweet it, maybe LeBron is on the Miami Heat. What does that say, I mean, in terms of teams and their appetite when you see Kauai who was brought there really on a rental. And it was like, okay, you basically bought a championship by making this trade. And for him to have such a good experience that he goes back there, what does that mean for teams moving forward in terms of making these types of trades to say, hey, like come

14:21into the building, see our facilities. And I know that we are on, maybe we're not like a palatable place and it's not a great market. But we can show you so much that maybe if there's another place or if you have the opportunity to come back, you will. Yeah, I mean, I think that's why you don't burn bridges, right? That's why you don't count people out of the door, right? For one, it's because you never know if that relationship may ever be mended again. And for two, it also demonstrates kind of who you are to the rest of the league, right? There's a, it was a very strong theory. I don't know if you could ever prove it. But the reason the bulls broke up the dynasty in 98 because they won a cap space for 2000 to go after Kevin Garnett, to go after Grant Hill, Tim Duncan, Tracy McGrady. It was like his huge reagent class. And what ended up happening was, well, Kevin Garnett signed an extension to his Alta Boyd, but all those other guys were free agents. And what ended up happening is nobody wanted to sign in Chicago. And the reason why was, well, I saw how you treated the best player to ever play the game.

15:24Why would I think I'm going to be any different? So it's like, even though Chicago thought they were doing the smart thing getting ahead of it, and they're like, oh, we're going to have all this money. Who wouldn't want to play here? In Chicago, right? The reality was their reputation harmed them in free agency, where they started with Grant Hill and Tim Duncan, and they ended up signing Ron Mercer. So that's a, they were able to put with Eddie Jones, said no. Right? And like, that's crazy to think of. Imagine like, what's one of the great champion teams of recent memory? Imagine the Boston Celtics had done this, Jalen Brown deal to clear up a bunch of cap space. And everyone was like, nah, right? It just was insane. This idea, this, this practice, I've been so well run and won so many championships within two years could not sign anyone. So I think you do it because it's the right thing to do, but also you do it because it's your reputation out there. Having said that, typically, players sign because of money and because of opportunity to win where they are the reason for the winning.

16:27And I think those are always going to be one A and one B. And then there's a gap. And then all that other stuff may come in when you try to split hairs. Picking back enough Jeremy, people saying things debate, I've been hearing a couple whispers here and there about the heat possibly, potentially maybe being in the Kyrie Irving talk. Is there any validity to that? I saw that. It's a fake ass rumor from a fake ass Twitter account. Yeah, it's not real. We need to stop ladies and gentlemen. If you don't recognize the name, that many names. Hello, I want before you keep going. I didn't hear it from a tweet. I heard it from Jeff T. saying it. Jeff T. heard it from the tweet. Okay. Ladies and gentlemen, I'm going to give you the definitive list, right? Shamsharanya, Mark Spears, Chris Haynes, Mark Stein, Jake Fisher, Ramona Shelburn, right? Like Sam Amick.

17:28Who else am I missing? The local beat writer for a newspaper or for the athletic. Am I right? Not quite as missing from the athletic. I'm not saying this kind of report on the NBA. I'm always accurate, but it's not my beat. I saw that also the heat don't have any tradable first round picks anymore. It's just, it's not even about that. It's just about we need to stop believing anything that is worded or has an infographic word. You just need to stop and say, where's this from? And if it says it's from someone, burn the extra counter. Let me make sure Shamsh actually tweeted this, right? And so I'm not even blaming you, Drew, Drew, because you went to a reputable source, NBA player, podcast, extraordinary, Jeff T. Jeff T. Jeff T. Jeff T. Jeff T. Jeff T. Jeff T. Jeff T. Jeff T. Jeff T. Jeff T. Jeff T. Jeff T. Jeff T. Jeff T. Jeff T. Jeff T.

18:28Like with those hatOOKs she could control. Both, because everybody else is watching you. And a lot friends can probably see theirLove למ� between our supporters in terms of us looking at the retrouits boys or despite us Friday and Sunday or next week. I talked to a couple of these guys on Twitter before I gets back to Show Dance challenge erg. And then, check out your other YouTube giant Hour fame wykon aşack about ourselves dates and create insightful groups that will escort each other on personal Instagram with the status. can afford him in terms of picks, assets, salary, cap, match. And he's got to get about a Dallas. Does he? I don't think he's going anywhere. Yeah, I think they like him. And I think he likes it there too. He did before. I don't know after all the changes if he feels the same, but they like him. He's a good vet. He's like a good guy that they have a real head coach. We'll see how. Yeah. So no, there's been changes for sure. But if you want to win, which he assumingly does, you're not winning in Dallas. And they continue to move pieces.

19:29Probably PJ is going to get moved next. You've moved on from clay. Like this team is going absolutely nowhere. Yeah, I mean, it's it's it's beginning its journey, right? It's it's a team that's starting from ground zero. Beginning its journey. It's got some nice young pieces to start with. Like for me, I like I don't I can't purport to know how Kyrie Irving feels. I don't think he's ever come out. I said, I need to win right now. What are you doing my career? If you've done that, it'd be easier to make that leap. But he might actually be cool with it for now with the understanding that, Hey, if a better opportunity comes up, you can move me. I want another question for you. I mean, as as have you ever heard, have you ever heard this president say a team releasing a veteran so that they can go ring chase the your Phoenix Mercury release on a broader and she's in Atlanta now to the dream for signing there. Have you ever heard of that? Like it's sound ridiculous to me. It I mean, it has happened. I mean, for example, we still don't know how much clay Thompson gave up in his buyout.

20:35Oh, I thought we do know what do we have that? No, yeah, I thought he gave up 9.8 million. Give him 9. Okay. All right. But you know, like they're their examples of guys who get released and they go signed somewhere else. Judges, you would know better than I interest as well. You would definitely know better than I. There's some friction that was happening between the one of honor and the mercury. Correct? Wasn't this a couple years in a row where there's friction like the one of honor is. I mean, she had friction in Indiana, but she went to play with her wife in Phoenix. So I'm not sure they say is no friction, but they say a lot of things. Yeah. See, I like that. That's the that's the part I don't know about, but I was under the impression that it wasn't all cool. But like, okay, the fever break starts Sunday. You're out of the playoffs. Why are we just letting you go on the road to a playoff push post trade deadline? Like has that ever happened in the NBA post post trade deadline? We're just going to let you go. You could be a valuable piece for a container every year.

21:35Every year. No, but I mean, in terms of like what we're talking about, maybe 10 games left in the season. Well, not in the NBA because they'll, you're passing the deadline of. Blatching on to a team and being playoff eligible. That's rare. That's why. Right. I guess they don't have that rule in the WNB. Right. Exactly. So I mean, like, but then there's an argument that the WNB season is so short. To have a date like that would be kind of artificial anyway and and and make things even more difficult. To me, it's like, yeah, it's your team is 12 games under 500. Mike, your thoughts on Duana Bonner being released in Phoenix. I don't watch the league and I have the courage to admit that. Thank you very much for the opportunity. Would you say you would like it? I think you would like the W. I love women's basketball and the college game. I only got so much bandwidth to give. Yeah, that's what it is. Fan bandwidth issue. Fan bandwidth issue. Yeah. I also think that you would like Syria, but I'm not shoving it down your throat. I'm going to get into the Prem this year. I'm getting into the Prem this year. Okay.

22:36Well, there's about 17 other leagues that I'd like for you to sample. Perhaps we should take a dayblock to discuss all these things before we move on. Oh, Jeremy threw up an air ball. I didn't even hear. Oh, it was so good. I did. I said, would you say you don't want to know when you throw up an air ball. I don't want you to throw up the air ball again. It was good. No, it was good. That's a good one. I'm mad that you didn't give me the laugh on. Roy's right, though. But senior ocean Roy's right, though, before we move on, I can't believe this clip I saw. So I think this is from actually two nights goes from Washington, Mystics game and they were playing on USA Network and give this a listen. I mean, the color analyst on the game, I'm not sure her name, but she, she lets us know what the Washington, Mystics, they have like a nickname for themselves. And here it is. I have the two top youngest teams in the W and how about those young hosts from Washington as they like to be called? Yes, that is what they like to be called. Thank you to Lord Betts on that one.

23:37I'm not making it up. How about those young hosts from Washington? Well, you can't say it. Sir, I mean, you can't say it. What? You can't say it. What? I thought it was pronounced young way. Trista, they're called young hosts. Yeah, so that's a crazy thing to call them. You can't say it. You can't say it. You can say it. You can say it. You can say it. You can say it. She just said it on USA Network during a WBA broadcast. She said it. That's crazy. Equality. You can't say it. That's not our word to use in that context. Young hosts. They can say it. They can say it. No, sir. They use it all the time. This started early on in the year. Lauren Betts are rookie. They are the youngest team in the league by a lot. A bunch of the best college players all coming in and playing at once on the same squad. Plus Sonia Citron who came from Notre Dame. I mean, this team is stacked with young talent. And they are this young, fun, vibrant team. And Lauren Betts early on in the season is like, yeah,

24:38we're the young hosts based around a TikTok trend where there was this young lady saying, hey, what is a young host? A young host and got time to cook on low heat. We only cook on high heat. Young hosts, we're trying to get this money. So we don't separate our darks and our light. We just put them together. And then we end up in the dryer. And I was thinking about it. And then it caught on. Caught fire. Even ESPN asked Sonia Citron, hey, you guys are the young hosts. They said that on air. On ESPN on women's sports now. Who asked? I want to know who asked. Let me say, hold on. Let me say this right now. Say your name. Unprofessional. Is it? Young hosts. I mean, it's good. Unprofessional. Like, regardless of who can and can't say it, on air as part of a broadcast. Very crazy. If they want to say, the players want to say it, they can say it. The broadcast should not be saying this. Any more than, Juju, if let's say the Nick said, hey, we the young boxers. I could say it.

25:38Juju could say it. But is it a pro? Roy could say it. Is it appropriate for us to say it on air on national TV? In appropriate, especially during a game broadcast, when our kids watching, like, that's not appropriate. That's not an appropriate word to be used. I'm sorry. I'm more concerned. It's a crazy thing to say to us. It's crazy. It's crazy. It's crazy. It's crazy. It's crazy. It's crazy. Hey, they have self called themselves. Tell me about the cameras. The oh my god. Have you not seen these cameras? Oh my god. They're up high in the stands. Juju, back me up here. Little, you can't even see them. They have one camera in the arena. If you're going to be a WMBA team, we need to standardize these damn camera angles. And they got shadows on the court, bro. Chadows on the court of the game. It's like, huddle. It's like huddle tape but for the national TV broadcast. But I'm gonna tell you what's wild, Tristan, and even though it should not apply to them,

26:39is that the W teams are not all created equally. The difference in wealth between one franchise and another is so massive. It's the reason why a few years ago, where it was like, chartering is hard. And Joe Sime is like, what's the big deal? I'll charter and I'm like, yeah, you can. But for the people alone, for example, the Seattle storm, it was like, yo, that might be our entire budget for the year. She and Johnson is rich as f***** BET owner. Everyone makes that up there. Everybody knows she's rich. Everybody knows. Everyone knows that about her. You know who on the rise right now? Finally, the Atlanta dream. We finally getting enough cash-shaking emotion to be able to do a lot of this stuff. So it's a great time to be a dream fan, man. But I was thinking about it, and I was like, okay, that umbrella of what makes a young hoe. Like that's Zazlow. I bet Zazlow is essentially a young hoe. You probably don't separate your laundry. You probably cook on high heat. Like you're a young hoe as well.

27:39Okay. Young hoe is from Washington. Saying it on a national broadcast, even a local one, by the way. But saying it on a national broadcast is crazy. Like at the end of the day, you're selling a product. Like this, it doesn't become, okay, we could say it because they're calling it. So if they call themselves something, it's okay no matter what the word is. Yep. All right. Also we call some, we call some earlier. Maybe the second or third week of the WNBA. Me and Trista got on the alley open, said, Olivia Miles is the MVP. I had never heard nobody say that before us. Have you heard somebody say that before us? No. Or if you did a week too, you would definitely know. Maybe Olivia Miles parents, maybe they did. They did. So all the better reason is tune in to the next season of the alley you coming up basketball time. Tony, you know that moment at a party or a tailgate where everything just sort of clicks. I know it well. It's usually when I show up, everybody goes crazy. Yeah, you usually take all the credit for it, but it's because Tony usually walks in with Quarev.

28:41I'm blocking my piss. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Quarev is a thing that turns hanging out into this is the night. It has that effect on people. It does. You usually take the credit for it, but again, it's the Quarev of fact. It's like that moment in a big game where everyone in the crowd just starts standing up, hooting and hollering. Keep it quarev. Keep it quarev, baby. Down lebertar. I ain't never met nobody in the world. That's not hate on great nominations. Who don't like blues clues, bro? If you don't like blues clues, you're a loser. Ju-ju-gotty. Look, you get one pop print. That's the first clue. You put it in a notebook. Now what do you do? Blues clues, blues clues. Sit on the chair and think about it. This is the down lebertar show. Do you guys know there is a new gas station in Atlanta. Have you heard about this brand new gas station in Atlanta?

29:47Mobile? No. It's actually in an elementary school. That's right. This gas station in a second grade classroom in elementary school. This gas station is for kids in the class. How do I put this? If they want to fart, they... Someone just said young holes on national television. Feel free to say fart. If these kids want to fart, instead of having to hold it in, maybe to hurt their stomach, make them uncomfortable, or you're next to another kid and all of a sudden... You know, you fart on them. No one wants to fart to be around them. So this teacher, let me get her name, Candy Sydney Browning. Her name is Candy? Yeah. Candy Sydney Browning. What? She's a second grade teacher. That's not the name of a second grade teacher. It is. That's really young second grade. Of course it can be. My name is Candy. But they don't call her Candy. I'm sure she's a bit Sydney Browning.

30:48Yeah. Well, let her explain on her TikTok here how she has created the gas station. So y'all have been asking me about the gas station in my classroom. So they get up off the rug, walk over here, and they come right here to the Gusty Winds area. And of course we have everything they need over here. They have sprays. Do I require them to spray? I don't. They just want to go ahead and use it because I spray my classroom every day anyway. So yeah, that's it. That's the station. There is a corner of that room where mid class, mid lesson, kids can just get up from their seat. They don't have to leave the lesson. They don't have to miss anything. And they just get to go stand in the corner and fart. What if there's an accident? Uh-oh. Like a shart? Yeah. You're about to have a gamble farts, right?

31:49Yeah. You know about that gamble fart, right? No. Yeah. Gamble fart is when like you got it, you got to let one out, but you don't know if it's going to just be a fart. That's a gamble fart. It's a gamble, you know? Because if you do it, it might be a shart. Put on the pole, dude. You know about that gamble fart. Yeah. Put that on the pole. So you're telling me that I love this. I think this is an awesome idea. Okay, but go hold on a second. I know when I was a kid. Now, I think I've said this recently, I never fart in public. Never, never, ever. If somebody, if it happens, you don't even have to look and say, yo, Zazlow is at you. I never fart in public. But I certainly know when I was a kid, it would be an embarrassment if someone heard you fart. That's very embarrassing. What? You very embarrassing. Oh my God. No, it's funny. Exactly. You didn't have the kid in the class. It's like, hey, hey, hey, I have a question like, yes, Billy. I didn't want to laugh. No, it's very, you don't know about Billy to fart, kid. The first thing I thought about is there's going to be one.

32:51Okay, do every two seconds. Like, excuse me, man, it's got to go to the gas station again. And then he's going to do it with like some pizzazz. Everyone's going to laugh and stuff, man. That wouldn't be me, man. I'm not about to announce the whole class. That's what you're doing. You're announcing the whole class that, yo, I'm about to fart. And then I'm going to go there and everyone's watching me fart. She said that it's been working great. She continued in the video and said that the kids have been respectful about it. And that the best thing for her as a teacher is that she doesn't deal with the constant like, miss, I have to go to the bathroom. Like so now, if they're like, Zazlow, if they're like, Zazlow, so she's dealing with less interruptions of her lessons because the kids know if they got to get up and walk over there, I will say this does sort of remind me of like almost like a smoke break. Like I feel like if I was a kid, I would just take advantage of like, it's been like a good 45 minutes and someone's walked over there. I know it doesn't smell like farts anymore. I just need a break from Zazlow. And I'm going to get up and walk over there and just stand for about 30 seconds.

33:52Every five minutes. Right. You wouldn't have been embarrassed whether I have to fart or not just go fart. Yeah. Whether you have to fart or not, you're just going to go and stand in the fart corner. Yeah, play around with the stuff that they got. The sprays. The fris. Oh my god. Dude, you understand like, I'm almost gagging thinking about it. Really? A child with ADHD. That's a gold mine. I get to get up to stand in the fart corner. Oh my god. In the fart. Walk somewhere. I get fart pits. Zaz, I get to get up. Walk around. Go mess with some sh** over here. Pretend to be doing something. See that. Get the attention to my buddy. Dude, dude, dude, watch this. I like that so whole time with no fart at all. Just mess around. Now, if it's working for her, God bless her. If it works for your classroom, awesome. But I guess I've seen the dark side of children. That's why I want to bludgeon young Hitler with a baseball bat. Because I've got so much pent up anger from children that I'm like, nah man, there's no

34:54way they're going to take this and not take advantage of it. I think we're burying the league here, guys. How many farts per hour is hitting you in the face for you to have to come up with a damn fart corner? What is happening? It's a fart pit. They have them beans at lunch every day. I like the idea that the fart, everybody apparently feels the fart only stays in the fart pit. Yeah, look, it doesn't follow you when you walk back. Right. Like a trail, like a looney to the trail. Just stays there. Think green finger going, ooh. By the way, can I be old again now? I won't be old again. There's something else about that video that upsets me. I don't like the teachers doing content from the classroom. There's a lot of it. There's a lot of content from the outside. Look at those after snow. I don't care. You want to tell these stories from your house? That's cool. Why do you care? Because it's the sanctity of the space, man. Like I don't want the classroom, the environment at all to be used as a content factory.

35:56You're supposed to be a teacher. Stop trying to get likes on TikTok, man. I think it's helpful to other teachers. Is this Brown and Call Me Candy if you nasty? What about that one teacher here? The dolphins fan, lady, who always goes viral for teaching her class. Right, I've seen that. The dolphins schedule and stuff like that. Is she bad too, I mean? I without seeing her content, does her content in the classroom with the kids? Yes. She uses dolphins as like math. I don't care. Yeah, do it. Do it. Your lesson. Why am I talking in the swarcing again? Do it, yeah. Yeah, teach them. Use dolphins, yeah. But the kids don't put the classroom in there. This isn't an aberdelementary. This is people's real lies, man. I don't believe, I know, if that happened to my kids, I'd be like, I just sign off on any of this for you to just use my kids as props. If your kids aren't in the video. You just said they are? Well, in the one with the woman doing the math, yeah. I will say the ones that I really enjoy are when teachers will ask kids about songs and

37:00they'll have them write down what they thought about it. So they'll play out like American Idiot by Green Day or Fallout Boy or whatever. And it's like, oh, my dad loved this song. There is some funny elements to some of the teacher content, but I think most of it, most of it, not all of it. There are definitely some people who are just going for likes. But I think a lot of it, something like that, for example, if I'm a teacher, now I have a helpful tool to be able to bring to my classroom. I think there's a lot of this that's like a nice exchange of ideas. I gotta be honest with you. All right. If I'm in that second grade class and there's another, there's a little girl in that class, I got a crush on her and she gets up to go to the fart pit. I'm sorry. Like, no, no way, no way. Look, don't let her name be like Martha. We got our fart now. No more, no more crush. Is that something that we know about you? Just, yeah, that is something, you know, two things, two things everybody knows about you. I'll never be a cook. And number two, if you, if you are the fart pit, I don't have a crush on you anymore.

38:00Did your wife fart around you, Zez? No, no, very rarely. Never, huh? Very rarely. Really? Give me an example when it did happen. Sleep? Wow. She's gonna, she's gonna love this conversation. She doesn't listen to the show, I told you. Yeah, but there's snitches at her school. Always telling her. And you know what happens? A snitches, right? Right? They get hurt. They get hurt. Constance snitching going on at that school. Who your husband said this? How many times? How many times? Give me an example of one where it happened. You said it. You've never done it on purpose, right? No, no. Or she laughed and laughed too hard. And in part it was a little bit like. Yeah, probably. Yeah. Like the pumps. Or in her sleep like she rolled over and just like, no, I don't think so. No, no, no, I don't think so. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, I don't think so. I don't know about you, all men. The me early in the morning, oh man, I gotta let that. That's you, all guns. A-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da. Oh boy. Sound like downtown Fallujah.

39:01Sound like downtown Fallujah. Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da. Just clap. Fallujah's a hell of a pool. I haven't thought about Fallujah in a while. Thank you for that. Thank you. Oh man. That's a no for me dog. You guys want to hear Vin Diesel, please? Wait, so how many times? Oh, I don't know. I don't know. I'll be sitting there, I'll show you and do it. Don't tell me how many times. Somebody's the last time. You know. I know you know. You heard it, and you're like, you have to know. You're for it? No, it's so rare. No, I got it. If it's so rare, then it would be memorable. I'm being honest. I have no recollection. It definitely has happened. I have no recollection. What about the boys? Oh yeah, they do all the time. I live with two high school teenagers. They're disgusting. I'm gonna say something. That's the kids, man. That's why this corner thing? Don't believe in it. Because I know kids. These kids are young enough. They're young enough that they're still sweet. They're not trying to be asked. Sweet to me. No, there is no way that causes fewer disruptions than without it.

40:04I trust her. There's just no way. I trust her and I think we should pay her more. That part of the room must be so stank. I'm sorry. So stank. Oh, that's what the forbrees is for. Yeah, like no kid's gonna abuse that. Come on, man. Double guns. Like a John Wu movie. Yeah, absolutely. Jump it to the side. Yeah. Fully shot.