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Let's welcome tonight's guest.
His wife has had a headache since 2017.
Go host the Fox at French First Chat Pyro.
Other countries torture him.
So he stops talking.
Former CIA operative and host of the president's daily brief podcast, Mike Baker.
She loves blonde jokes.
Once you explain them to her,
New York Times best-selling author and Fox is good-driven or get-do.
And tow trucks call him when they're stuck.
Former NWA World Championship,
host of the Planet Tire Podcast.
Tire.
Got it, man.
So, before we get to some news stories, let's do this.
Greg's leftovers.
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All right, it's leftovers.
Where I read the jokes we didn't use this week.
And as always, it's my first time reading them.
So if they suck, we'll send Joe Mackey to Pete Hexeth's house.
This says the Iatola.
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
This Sunday, amazing is daylight savings time.
Which means...
Hey, look, I didn't invent it.
But it means everyone's clocks move forward one hour
and Nancy Pelosi's eyebrows move up four inches.
The Iatola's son,
who was the front runner for Supreme Leader,
was recently treated for a rectile dysfunction.
I don't blame him for addressing that.
You don't want to disappoint those 72 virgins.
Chloe Kardashian revealed that she's getting her daddy tramp stamp removed.
About time, it always threw off my concentrate.
Over a hundred chickens have overtaken a town in Sacramento.
People haven't seen that many angry cocks.
Since looking through Don Lemon's search history.
R.F.K. Jr. announced he has a plan to teach Americans how to cook.
Step one, trap an endangered snow leopard.
That's it.
More than 47,000 additional Jeffrey Epstein files were expected to drop by this weekend.
As a precaution against suicide, Bill Clinton is wearing one of these.
United Airlines says any passenger who uses an electronic device without headphones
will be forced to get off the plane.
Now, I know what to do the next time I see a female pilot.
Look at that.
Ah, it's cute.
That's all AI relax.
Former DHS Secretary Kristi Nome was questioned at a house hearing about whether she had an affair
with Corey Lewandowski.
Meanwhile, a frustrated Doug Bergen wondered why no one asked him if he's having sex.
Four people were hospitalized when a New Jersey cannabis oil factory exploded.
Fire crews contained the blaze, but officials warned local residents
that Kristi may have the munchies.
New York City's last remaining hooters has closed its doors for good.
I know, and for one hour tonight all boners will remain at half mass.
Speaking of, in an effort to raise micro penis awareness, a man is challenged
anyone on earth to disprove that he has the world's smallest penis.
And after that, he sat down and hosted the five.
I really thought that one was coming to me.
Be patient.
On the view, Joy Bayard said Trump's name will be removed from every building once he leaves office.
That may be so, but her signs, they will remain standing.
No wonder she's lived so long.
They got signs warning for her on the roads.
According to a new study, people who eat a lot of fiber spend more time in deep sleep.
In fact, it's so deep you don't even notice when you s**t the bed from eating all that fiber.
And finally, washed up gas bag Keith Olberman actually called football coach
Lou Holtz a scumbag right after Lou's death.
Unfortunately, no one will ever be able to do the same to Olberman since his cats will eat him before he's found.
That was a lot of work, but it was worth it.
We'll be back with more Godfeld.
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So during this week at a White House event with the soccer team Inter Miami, President Trump turned to the team's co-owner,
Jorge Moss and said something interesting.
I wonder did it begin with congratulations?
Congratulations as well to co-owners Jorge and Jose Jose Moss.
Moss.
Who came from your back, right?
Originally from Florida.
Your parents came.
You're going to go back.
And you won't need my proof.
You just flat back in when I can just see that.
That's going to be a great day, right?
We're going to celebrate that separately.
I just want to wait a couple of weeks.
I want to wait a couple of weeks, but we'll be together again soon.
I suspect celebrating what's going on in Cuba.
They want to make a deal so badly.
You have no idea.
Talk about letting the cat out of the bag.
Did Trump just suggest that after the Iran mission is done, he'll turn his sights to Cuba?
I think so.
Because after hearing this, one man asked him to please pick up some cigars on his way there.
But anybody who's been watching Trump's moves closely saw this coming.
He's been cutting off the money to Cuba.
And now the country's as poor as my writers.
First came the squeeze on Venezuela, which for years shipped subsidized oil to keep Cuba's lights on.
When that pipeline started drawing up suddenly, Havana lost its biggest life support system.
Then came the EO threatening tariffs on any country that sells oil to Cuba.
In other words, if you help the regime keep the lights on, you'll pay for it in the American market.
So pretty soon the lights started going out.
They got so desperate for oil, they even hit up P-ditty.
True.
The island has been hit.
Thank you.
Never know what you're like.
The island's been hit with massive blackouts as the government struggles with fuel shortages
and a crumbling electrical grid.
In fact, conditions are so bad they're thinking of changing the name of Havana to Minneapolis.
But the great thing about this is that to force the commie regime into a deal nobody had to invade.
No Marines, no Bay of Pigs too.
No book tours by Brian Kilmeade.
Suddenly, the Cuban President is talking about urgent economic changes.
It's amazing how communism can survive for 60 years until the power bill comes due.
And now as Trump suggested it could just be a matter of time before the regime folds like that contortionist I stashed in the trunk of Cudlow's car.
She thought she was going to the circus.
And the reason this matter goes beyond cigars and classic cars.
Because for decades Cuba has functioned as an operating base for US adversaries, intelligence sharing, security cooperation, a hub for anti-American regimes in the hemisphere.
It's something multiple presidents before has had to deal with and couldn't figure out how to solve.
But now it's happening without boots on the ground.
Strangle the regime financially, cut off the oil, let reality do the negotiating.
But despite the regime saying it's ready to reform the economy, it's likely the regime's version of, oh, I swear I'll be going to the gym on Monday.
The difference here, it's too late for planet fitness.
For the first time in decades, the Cuban leadership might finally have to face the one thing every commie system fears most.
That's reality.
And the realization in Havana that the revolution might finally be over because somebody had the guts to finally pull its plug.
Here we go!
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