IS JACOB FATU A MOLE?! | WWE Raw 9/7/26 | SmackDown 9/4/26 Review

0:00football is back and this is believed your home for NFL and college football news and analysis all season long now let's start the show Everyone welcome to another episode of what's wrong with wrestling presented by Finn dual I'm Andrew Pazano along with my brother Mr. Feet Joe Pazano and Eric Slamilton Hamilton It's been a minute since I've worn this shirt, but I wear it proudly. Yeah, you should. I mean, it's better than anything eat right yes I mean you came came here in like a trench coat and sunglasses and a hat so clearly you're not wearing it in public No, I didn't even leave my bedroom with it on one side of children Yeah, they don't want you better you I mean you better be careful you can't even go outside anymore because people are Lighting cars on fire. Yeah, right get really scary in the nine four six Yeah, that nine four six zip code so scary there. It's only three numbers somehow right. Yeah, yeah, I looked it up

1:05Oh, that's what nine four six is the first three numbers and an Oakland zip code Who's like well, what about the other two numbers? I mean it kind of doesn't work. Yeah, like a zip code like six one nine I guess yeah, that's an area code Yeah, that's why that worked. Oh, yeah, but nine four six is Royce keys and OTM That's their name. They're nine four six winners of this match. You know what never mind They're probably not ever gonna win away wait What about that what if they get two more people they have a full zip code wow Street profits. I guess they're like that's two like five numbers for a group that that's yeah, I mean nine four six sucks Anyway, sure have a name anything. Yeah, just say it's OTF. I will TMS sucks to what is that? Something out of the mud really yeah out the mud out the mud horrible horrible. It's all bad I mean just come up with some sort of name. Yeah, I don't know this group sucks key players. It's just another

2:05We love groups. We love stables factions, but here's another shitty one. Here's another shitty three-man Yeah, it's all three-man and three woman groups. Yeah guys Triple H here and I know I said that you know just put any three guys together and it would work and give him any name Yeah, I was wrong You think he just doesn't want to have like a group that can maybe one day like people like you know what that was better than evolution Probably it's what he just he's afraid of that. He doesn't want to punish his own legacy. Just be a part of it Yeah, it's not I mean it's not even tarnishing it, but it's just right It's just crazy, right? Maybe that's why like there hasn't been any like amazing tag teams in like 10 years Because they don't want anyone better than DX or you know new age outlaws I mean raw is fucking terrible. It's so funny how the shows of flip flopped and all it took was putting all the cool guys on

3:08Smackdown that's all it took yeah honestly and that the fucking ads were out of control this week There's five minutes left in the show add oh yes Yeah, that was a Vince thing like back in the day When we started watching the Monday Night War in like 95 he would do an ad break and then come back And there's two minutes left in the show right like Like back in the day like when Signfelder friends ends and then they have like the the break and then it's like the Video during the credits like just you know some extra little seed banana That would be Vince but But yeah, raw needs Seth Rollins to return they need drew Mac entire to return I don't know what they're gonna do except maybe feud with each other even though they've already done that They need they need creative to return and good writing Fuck you know I'm not against it. Yeah, at least it would be interesting

4:10No, at least things would happen they'd be terrible things, but it would happen the most interesting thing triple H has done is like Grown his hair out. It's so weird. It really is now It's like people are like is he trying to turn into Vince? What's going on? Yeah, or is he like planning to have one last match? Please do this going try to grow his hair out again, but he wrestled with his head shaved a few times Yeah, you want to title with this head shape right? Yeah, of course I mean the last 10 years was career right, but he's like going for like a short do like yours Well, but it's getting longer. Okay, like we've it's They showed the video of him showing up to main event. It was like oh god. He's really growing it out now slowly Did he go bald by choice or like does he have can he grow a full head of hair? Did he make a trip to Turkey? Maybe no, I don't know. I'm gonna see you know, yeah, remember when he was your guy when he was champion in 2016 He had like the buzz cut you did, but like you could see the thin like you know, it had that you like

5:13Yeah, like you know a bald guys. Yeah, so I think for sure he was going bald. No, don't don't know that you don't know about that No, no, crazy. Well, you don't have anything like got the top anymore like it's all gone Well, I shave it all I shave it down to the the scalp the scalp. Yeah Anyways, I mean I pray I have a thick hair of head like that on the sides Yes That's coming out your face. I know right doctor if we just put my beard on my head I want to put that look Like my face. I have four bag of boobus. Yeah, would you trade to have hair to have no beard? I want to take my scalp. Yes, oh Yeah, maybe yeah, yeah, but then we'd have to see your face. Oh, I know gross problem. Yeah, it's very punchable So I can't shave it anymore. Right. I'll like it and I'm just trying to hide in public, you know, yeah It's people won't leave me alone If you look like if you have a big beard people who get a free of you and they don't talk to you

6:15They're like that guy looks like the bomb Yeah, so anyways A bomb. Yeah, we obviously have a lot to talk about raw and Smackdown But first make sure you go to patreon.com slash what's wrong with wrestling you get this show add free and Before everyone else we've also got over 800 bonus podcasts that include the weekly Monday night war pod the weekly AEW NXT pod all the paper views and PLE's Josh and I reviewed Sunday nights main events Why what a piece of shit that was as usual where you guys bored? Oh, yeah, of course. Oh, yeah, I mean Cody versus Orton was at least a good match Like it was sure they did some cool stuff with the refs and all that right, but I mean even raw has One good match ish. Did it? I can't remember Not this wrong the take it But feel like it's been a while other Ross maybe you get all the brackets Which include the worst promo brackets we got five of them and yeah more special ones coming soon

7:18So go subscribe patreon.com slash what's wrong with wrestling or you can also get the bonus podcasts on YouTube Go to our YouTube channel. What's wrong with wrestling or Apple podcasts? So there you go All right, so Smackdown opens with goonther The ring general yeah calls out Sami Zane for ruining last week's number one contenders match It's fair Sami appears in the crowd. He says you're not the victim here. I am the WWE Champion should be the last good guy around here Instead our WWE Champion is the biggest snake in the grass. Oh boy. Wow and Sami says no one gets theirs until I get mine No justice no peace. Okay, sure so goonther goes to the crowd to go after him, but Finn Balor also appears in the crowd to go after Sammy all me and all of my club are going to beat you up Sammy my club of one so Sammy runs to the ring and towards the stage, but then Kevin Owens comes out and Chase is Sammy to the back

8:22Yeah, I want to kill him. They all want to play chase with Sammy Yeah, and then backstage seeing punk was watching and just laughs like what about your fucking idiots? Yeah, and it called this tells him we need a number on contender But punk looks off camera and he says hold that thought Dun dun dun and we've been wondering what the payoff is gonna be yeah for Johnny Gargano sleeping for the past six months Yeah, if only he was training I know you know, right? What a shot here. Hey, he's well rested punk walks up to Gargano He's still lying on the crates and punk asked him did you fight your entire career to get here just to land a box Or did you fight your entire career to get here and become champion of the world? I did like how he kneels and he's like we're still doing this huh? Yeah, he's been saying that for like a month. I know right. It's great. Candace has I've been trying for months But punk says I think inside there lurks Johnny wrestling born in Cleveland Ohio because they're in Cleveland Yeah, so what say you Johnny Gargano takes on CM Punk for the WWE title tonight

9:26He's like holy shit calm down can this I got a few tricks up my sleeve. Yeah Right So Johnny doesn't respond so punk's like oil is worth a shot and he starts to walk away and Candace begs punk to wait But then Candace looks off screen and says oh my god and the camera pans back to Johnny and he's standing up That's crazy. He just happened to have a new Johnny wrestling shirt. Yeah, that's wild. He even get it made Yeah, right so Johnny walks up to punk and says let's do it. Wow Which the last time he was able to get up was because he was getting a North American title shot on NXT Yeah, but this is a WWE title shot. Yeah, something I'm sure he probably never thought he'd get I never thought he'd get one you guys is saying like title shot never get it Yeah WWE championship I Moved I'm moving in with you because I actually bet my house apparently that would never happen a while ago

10:31And they they came to collect well that was me Eric. I was the one that bet against that Can I stay at my house? No That's mine now We'll pop out that match later for now. We have fatal influence versus Charlotte Flair and Tatum Paxley No, no, this was supposed to be Charlotte and Alexa but Alexa wants Charlotte to bond with Tatum This was also supposed to be a decent match. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no No one had those that you're getting crazy. I know right Tatum hit Laney Reed with cemetery drive for the win. Wow Okay, okay another shitty Finisher win did they win and New and non-title man non-title man and Non-title man. Why would they put the titles up? Of course. Why would they do that? That's crazy Let's see if you can really get along. I told them to put the titles online. Yeah, now we have to super concentrate Yeah, so after the match Jade Cargo, Meach and B-Fab and fatal influence all beat up Charlotte Tatum and Alexa and

11:37Then fast forward to Sunday Jade and her hose beat Alexa Charlotte and Tatum. Yeah, remain event Okay, whatever and who yeah, yeah, JC hose. Yes. Yeah, so let me go backstage where Nikki Bella tells Kathy Kelly that page is a D grade skank She literally said that got a lot not joking. Kind of look at us. We've literally gone back to your slut. No, you're slut. We have a D grade skank. Have you seen Kathy? Have you seen her videos online? With Austin Cree. Oh, we can't say that name. Oh Brad Maddox No, not that one is I've never had two guys in one filming before Just kidding and the other guy is filming the other guys nuts Yeah, I would never have two guys I had three because one had to hold the camera and where was that missing video? We never got the camera angle by the way Plus he got a blow. That's true. Where's the only video that didn't come out? Well, because it was an old school, you know

12:42Wasn't online. All right, nothing to steal. Yeah, so page shows up and tells Nikki you haven't liked me since day one Because I built my career on hustle loyalty and respect and you just sucked its cock That's what she said Would have it would have been fucking amazing. I'd like what she said here But I feel like they're really overdoing this whole thing Oh, yeah, right. I mean that's it's essentially not sex Exactly. It's what AJ Lee said 10 years ago Right No, and it's really a shame like I never would have thought I'd be upset that Bri Bella got injured But we would be we'd be having AJ Lee back right now I'm ready. I didn't get hurt. Yeah Also backstage Goon Thur bitches to Nick all this but Dan Hauser was in the background Being the maid cleaning the place. I think so. Yeah, yeah, maybe housing all this walks away from Goon Thur But then Dan Hauser puts his arm on Goon Thur and calls him Goon er

13:46He's like don't worry Dan Hauser knows how you feel but Goon Thur twists Dan Hauser's wrist and says don't ever touch me again And then Goon Thur leaves and Dan Hauser leaves a photo of himself that says employee of the month. Yeah, they'll probably be tag champ soon Oh no goon. Yep. There's always a possibility there always is this is not what my life is right the chances are low But never zero right. Yeah, it's great that we're at a point where like you guys aren't even trying to defend Dan Hauser anymore I'm glad we're there. It's just so nothing else. I mean the employee of the month thing was pretty Funny right I can't even do it. Yeah, I can't even pretend to play along It's if you were gonna play along I want to road with it But if you're not yeah, fuck it. I'm out. Just like I will lose all credibility. That's the one Again, we're learning that's the one time you can do the no end because it was fun there It's the one time So next up we have Nick all this Chelsea green. Yeah sure and a doctor in the ring

14:49And even Chelsea says we already did this yeah, which was what I was saying. Yeah, this segment started The doctor was who bottom right of course It's me why haven't they brought that guy back? Yeah, I know he's so amazingly bad. Yeah Right best like random fucking actor WWE best worst actor of all time. Yeah Absolutely and you think you would think you're doing this segment again because something has changed no And yet no of course the doctor's like no no everything's fine We just wanted to bring you out here in front of everyone just say nothing has changed keep wearing the mask Yeah, what is that robo doctor? You have to wear the mask so pointless now And you say that you don't have too many hours of wrestling per week Yeah, time to cut that shit down. Hour a show. What a great show it would be. I would be so happy

15:51The ratings would be higher would you rather have zero ratings for two hours? Sometimes three or high ratings for one. That's what it comes down to I heard everyone smack down was one hour. Yeah 1999 And it was great. It was fucking great Yeah, we don't have to stretch it out and put all these B and C-list performers A lot of these people they wouldn't even have jobs in WWE in 99 We don't even need this much talent. You're watering it down by having 5, 6, 7 hours of programming minimum a week minimum Anyways, yeah, honestly like I think once you guys get to like where they actually because Uh, you know smack down was in the attitude era. Yeah, so to keep Up with canon. I think when smack down becomes a thing we should just transition the AEW podcast Into the smack down podcast. Well, we'll have to figure something out there. It's it's quite a ways away So we'll worry about that. I mean you got to keep up with canon. Yeah, sure because it wasn't a separate show, you know

16:55We'll see where AEW is Yeah, and you know by by the time we get there. Hopefully it will it be around at all. That's the real question. Good question Yeah, so anyways, Nia Jackson last legend come out and they were about to tack Chelsea But Tiffany Stratton runs out and clears the ring of the bad girls and all this says Nia will face Chelsea for the title next week But for now we have Tiffy versus Nia Howard either of them still employed. I don't know This was so bad. It was everything they did was sloppy as fuck And Nia hits the annihilator for the win even the annihilator I felt like she kind of landed on her feet and gently put her butt on her chest. Oh, so every time she hits it I know but this one was even worse There was one time where she straight up Yoko Zuna to girl and she and like she just shit Like the girl just splat all over the fucking and it was in the middle of you know They put the logo down the middle the sponsor And the sponsor was very pissed. Lim jim was like what the fuck? Yeah, you shit all over our logo

17:56Yeah, Nia take it easy with that finisher. Yeah, they're like all right. They were gonna do the thing like I swear sweet Like with the the RKO Everybody that had the blood on it. Yeah, it was gonna be a slim Jim logo, but like shit smeared on it. Yeah gross gross It was like that seen in a hall pass, you know when the girl sneezes and all right How many more uh shit References references can we get here how much time do you know after the match Nia ripped off Chelsea's mask So Chelsea got in the ring But Nia and lash left Yeah, well they can't touch her because she's what he means she wrestled on the last week show yeah, but she without the match I literally said So wait so when Chelsea fights Nia on Friday she's just gonna if she gets in danger just take off the mask correct And then I was like I guess I just have to let it out. Yeah lay down get pinned that's smart. Yeah, you should tweet that sure So then we go backstage where Kevin Owens tells Byron sacks and I know punk is only having this time

18:57I don't match tonight to draw Sammy out there But if Sammy goes out there something tells me he won't be alone Now and then Byron's like cool. This is what I do now anyways back to you guys and chaos like yeah back to you But that ever since triple H took over Byron's been a backstage reporter correct And I guess he signed a 20 year deal you know had to have iron clad. He's on to iron clad Deal for 10 grandi. Yeah, yeah, that's right right iron clad You want me to just give you the entire thing right now? Yeah, I can we gonna forward that and you know what We're gonna take care of your transportation costs you just get in the semi. Yeah, right? Ride with the road crew Right now, I mean he's on TV like what two minutes a week. Yeah, sometimes for yeah, it's really bad. Yeah, I hope he's got a side hustle So next up Cody road sits down with Corey Graves But Randi Orton hijacks the interview and tries to get Cody to hit him again

19:58Orton tells Cody you love the WWE championship more than you love your own family. You're an addict You're sick, which is similar to what he said to edge when he was feuding with edge. Yeah kind of Edge is a junkie and Adam Copeland is a junkie for edge. Yeah, just with a whole edge impression came but So Cody then stands up and says Sick Maybe Maybe I'm aware I'm thick Everyone else think to be But if you're right cheeks Cody says but if you're right that means Sunday You're screwed you're screwed and like By me Cody walks away and Orton's like He has to act like he's afraid. Yeah, what the fuck was that fucking Dark Dork trying to sound tough Instead of just laughing at his face because he fucking sucks at this. Yeah, Cody is terrible. You're screwed Oh, yeah, I'm so fucking scared spoiler alert. He wasn't screwed. Yeah, and then Cody pushed out and lost right

21:03This whole angle was well, maybe I'll just point you in the head and then Cody had that chance on Sunday And then was like You're just you're you're doing the scene is it over again It's the same as like a superkick that shondit his entire career really. Yeah, he's kicking the guy in the head Ray feigning every Ray Phoenix match. He punts a dude in the head. Yeah, right. No fuck's given Yeah, what are you in American nightmares? And let's see everyone who's ever been punted they died no, no, they retire Oh, no, they've been back in two weeks and they won their match sometimes the next week Jesus Well, Rick Flur got punted a w but yeah, he got punted and woke up and I kept rolling down the street. I found a bigger mark To take money from and cocaine. Yeah So next up we have a little yaddy training video no and this whole thing was a Kurt Angle. Yeah

22:07No, I don't the whole thing was the whole thing was a joke that shows he can't wrestle or rap and he's an alcoholic Yeah, he's an alcoholic. He's drinking through the training and yeah, the song their plan is Baron Bourne Baron Bourne and that's the whole song bald busta. That's the whole song. Yeah, and so this whole video is to show that he sucks He can't wrestle and then he beat Baron Corbin on Sunday. So yeah, well Well, he survived he won he won that was the challenge right Baron Corbin screwed Baron Corbin. Yeah, yeah It's this again. It's the they're just pranking Corbin. Yeah, you can return when the US title and then you're jobbing to little yaddy Yep, all right, well, we set up your blackstone in catering so uh, right Get work Them then boys are hungry. Mm-hmm. And Corbin's like you know what I'll do it. That sounds great. I'll do it. I'm still in the roster right can I drink while I cook? Yeah

23:08It's so funny how Corbin a couple weeks back said the titles getting a haircut It's getting a makeover and then when he comes back We see that the title has not gotten a makeover which just tells ever re one oh Tricks winning it back. Yeah, you you couldn't really swerve duffs if you had a fucking different title there. Yeah You know anything put a fucking brown strap on it. It's the Corbin's custom strap. It says no mad on the side who cares Yeah, right put like some fucking shrunken heads or something. Yeah, like when John Cena lost his custom US spinner title JBL's gang literally blew it up It's right and that's how you knew oh, well, I guess he's not winning this back anytime soon. Yeah Ah, yeah back when shit was fun. So next up we have the Miz and Kit Wilson versus There might be kids listening. Oh, is that ever stuck? Oh

24:10Boo Boo Kitty fuck book. Oh buck Bucks. I Bucks. I fuck. I fuck. I fuck. I yeah K.A. Fuck Amora and Kiyoki fuck her. Kiyoki. Yeah, people are people so Kiyoki is a comedy wrestler From Japan from Japan and I'm surprised WWE managed to out bid Tony Khan. I know right how do they out bid this guy? Yeah, Miz chopped Kiyoki But Kiyoki yelled more please Next time no Biggest kid I can zero right why didn't they just get yeah was he not available? I thought I thought trade way less I thought trade Parker was doing the dubs. I mean the size. Yeah And Kiyoki got the win by giving Kit Wilson a hug And then falling on his ass. Hmm. That's apparently a finisher now. It is and Wade bear tried to save it with Oh reverse oh reverse stunner. I went nope

25:12No, hey Wade Barrett go fuck your own face so cold was like what If he was watching so cold should have immediately come out in an a tv and just shoot all of them with a machine gun Yeah, right like fuck stunners and then run over the Kiyoki's corpse a couple times Absolutely, and then how's it like how was this stop my partner and then he shot we're a perfect match right come on cold Steve Yeah, so then after the match Can I can I borrow the bat real quick just for the visual a bat? I just need a visual aid real quick or You I mean yeah, so after the match the MFTs come out and Haku goes Oh That's it. Yeah, thank you. You put the battle or just sold it stank you approve stinger proofs sting likes it if you missed last week's Monday night war I didn't Bad you take it. Yeah, fuck blackout

26:13We know what happens fuck we don't know what happens. Yeah, I'm sure they'll they'll cover it at the beginning of next week's Nitro no no how to be there. Yeah, so yeah is is box. I gonna beat that. No, I don't care So next up we have Blake Monroe versus Julia However again Julia attacks Blake backstage so the match doesn't happen once again And they fight on the stage and Julia lays Blake out So I don't care about this. Oh, oh no. I also don't care about this. The Blake is not good at talking Eh or wrestling or wrestling Wait, see your wrestle then you'd be like you know what you're not bad at talking. We should let her talk So then we have Johnny Gargano versus CM Punk for the WWE championship. Oh my god. Wow, wow, wow Backstakes before the match Sammy tells Johnny he's thrilled for him And if something should happen take the opportunity But Sammy also tells Johnny if you win I get the first shot of course I get the first shot right? Yeah, Johnny's like

27:16Yeah, yeah I'm better than Goon there so sure yeah Johnny came out to rebel heart the good version Not even the shitty remix. He came out to rebel heart. Yeah, so that was pretty fucking cool I know and it's also fun to see punk get booed because he's fighting the hometown hero. I know Just like with Kevin Owens two weeks ago right he just knows how to play to that so well He really does he really is like a student of fucking bread heart He's way better than bread come on now. Oh, yeah So punk went for a GTS early but Gargano counter with a herk and rana Johnny hit a superkick and fell on top of punk but he kicked out And then Johnny hit the slingshot spear went for another superkick But punk blocked it and hit a blue thunder bomb Which was perfect because he's about to go for the GTS but Sammy's aine came out So punk left the ring to attack him attack him Sammy got in the ring which distracted the ref and then Candice jumped off the apron to give punk a herk and rana

28:17In the steel steps. Yeah, yeah, and then Johnny is Remember when Zalina used to do cool shit like that all the time. Yeah, great Johnny hit a suicide dive and one final beat but punk barely kicked out. I mean you talk about two I mean punk has to be the best at that I think the next one was even longer. I think so I think it was like 999 So Sammy grabbed the WWE title but Kevin Owens came out and attacked him. Hey, what the fuck Kevin? This is for Johnny. Yeah Yeah, right. But then goother came out and gave KO a big boot and then bala ran out and gave goother a sling blade And then Sammy did what he's been doing the past few weeks. He hits bala with the belt He hits goother with the belt. He hits Owens with the belt and then punk hits Johnny with a GTS But Candice distract the ref and Sammy got the ring and hit punk with the belt Yeah, and then Johnny pinned punk but again punk barely kicked out there. What does it tell you as a company

29:18That the entire fucking crowd was so into this Yeah, and I was watching at home with so into this. I know you would have been interesting you give Johnny the title here And you have all these top stars come to the ring like you're fucked How is he gonna get out of this right? I'm just saying it's a fake show. I know, but yeah Give this guy a title run for two weeks. I know Sammy's was two weeks. Yeah sure was he's a better wrestler than Sammy was 10 days Right. Yeah, even two weeks. It's would have been so special to the city of Cleveland Yeah, right. That's the unexpected you have to watch raw And Smackdown you don't know what's gonna happen. No, that's that's bullshit. Yeah, it's still bullshit Also because you knew he had no chance to like if he actually did win you're like holy shit. I could this gonna happen Right, I would have blocked that yeah, no no shot So Sammy whispers and Candice's ear, but all this came out and ejected him and then punk hits Johnny With the GTS for the win. Yeah At least Johnny can say he had a WWE championship match. Yeah, and it was good

30:23It was really good And I don't know why he's been sleeping for the past six months, but hopefully he wakes up I feel like this was Johnny's first match on the main roster that actually can show what he could do Yeah, really like as a singles wrestler Because it's always been like you guys have 10 minutes to do a tag match and we don't really care about tag team So no, I care anyway. Yeah, he was like this is it. What does this mean for Johnny? He's going back to sleep But there's no way I mean that gimmicks done now he woke him up. So he's got to do something Well petite woke up before and he lost a mile's born. He went back to sleep. Yeah, that doesn't count That was M. X. Yeah They're always so afraid to run shit back and it's like For 50 years you've been running shit back and it works The year we knew Seth was gonna run the rumble and then knew he would beat Lesnar like what they like There's times where it's like it's okay We knew Stonecoe was winning the rumble. We knew Stonecoe was beating Show Michaels like just let gargano win some kind of ladder match for the icy title or something right like that's just

31:27Give him that or at least like give him that they don't even give him that and at least put him in the fucking money in the bank No, he's a come on now come on. What do I mean put him in his own because they were in Cleveland the only fucking reason And you're shitting in our cornflakes. I'm not I'm just fucking telling you what reality is take your shit flavored cornflakes out of you You just snap back into it. I don't want to see you get hurt again, Eric You know how like sport teams like play a guy that normally doesn't play that showcase him to other teams for a trade Because they're just gonna drop him anyway. Maybe triple H's like Joni Khan. What do you think? Disguise pretty good. Mm-hmm bias contract. I let you buy it F brace Fucking triple Trump over there triple Trump in Tony Khan promises Johnny that he'll win a title for a week just like champa and then drop it I think the content of the title is telling everyone gets what they first get here. They got like 13 so yeah So anyways, I mean this was like this was China Gorgano's version of finishing the story like this

32:31I finished the story. You won the title. No, I got a shot of this. No, yeah This was his media you kid me. This is his mania moment on Smackdown in September. Yeah So after the match punk tells Sammy he can have a title shot and that'll be this Friday in Mexico City so Mexico City gets Smackdown in raw wow wow. Yeah crazy But yeah, I mean, it's it's obviously they're all gonna come out and there's gonna be more fuckery And this will turn into a fatal five-way at money in the bank. Yeah Are they doing like raw and Smackdown like back-to-back? I think they're live So I think it's yeah, you know Smackdown Friday, Romanda. Yeah, okay. Oh, yeah, that makes sense raw has to be live Because you're doing the pen to Roman match. Yeah, that's right. No, I was thinking raw. I'm thinking the following Friday I thought it was at the triple mega ace. No, it's on raw all the ace now But those are the points to have Roman go to that show and now he's not gonna go I don't watch triple A

33:32Is it sold out yet? Is it sold out yet? All right, we're gonna do it on raw hey Joe you fucking mark. I barely show up to raw Why do I show up to triple A? I was gonna be that way when they first announced it now No, well that announced it But when Roman first talked to Ray Mysterio in that backstage segment We were like I guess he's gonna be on triple Mania. Yeah, but then once they announced there's this tournament And they said the it'll be on raw the match was what was the point of it being triple A then yeah, no There's no point. What's the point of it being lucha? It's not even a triple A wrestler versus Roman. Yeah, it's pentah. It's a racist tournament What's going on? Yeah, it was very race. I mean, that's what Ellie nice been saying for the last five weeks Those racist tournament no whites allowed. Yeah, no, no, no can't say that you're white I asked like can I be in this racist tournament and they said no So anyways, that's a Monday night raw aren't no, I'm sorry. That was smackdown. Sorry. Raw's way was so much Horus good god before we get to Monday night raw the NFL it's week one tomorrow

34:39Week one tonight if you're listening to this and you could place your bets on fandall.com. Let's go over some of the games Let's do it I'm excited about this one Rams 49ers in Australia. Yeah, do you know the line? Do you want to guess? Didn't we touch on it last week three and a half Rams? It is still yes It does not move three and a half Rams on fandall. What do you think there? Rams I got the Rams. I don't think the Niners are got some new pieces I'm not quite sure if they're gonna blend and is the Rams here to win the whole thing everyone's picking them Right the only thing about it is it's Australia So does that take anything into effect the Niners left a week early? Yeah, and the Rams left like two days early Oh wow, so like the Niners are like we want to get there. We want to get used to the time difference You know get accumated and like the Rams are like we're just gonna show up drunk and we think we're good enough and Makes sense You would still have to pick the Rams of course. They're like the favorite to win this year

35:39The hook makes it a little harder if it's Rams minus three you feel great about it Yeah, but the hook makes it like it's a divisional game week one right and he can happen true I hope it brings you back There you go Then we have bills at Texans Bill that Texans. I believe the Texans are favored. No, not on fandal really bills one and a half Wow, it was used to one and a half few days ago. Yeah Wow, I would still I would I mean I would still take the bills, but the bills have had a history lately starting where they start bad Yeah, so it could happen. I mean that Texans defense is still awesome is CJ stride the quarterback. Yes, I got the bills But but he's better in the regular season he gets worse in the playoffs I think he might still have the yips though the last playoffs was the worst playoff performance of a quarterback No, I just all time absolutely And then we got jets at the Titans Titans are still favored one and a half

36:40That's just such an insult to the jets because if you look at these teams on paper the Titans aren't very good I think the jets are gonna be decent team this year. I really do you hope so decent You know decent like they're in every game kind of team. I hope so sure But they both had I mean the jets had a worse record last year. I know well the jets are just horrendous Can solid You know can solid turn that Titans defense around because they were terrible last year the defense maybe but not in one half season Um, I got the jets by like 20 points here. You really do I really do seriously. Yeah, I mean I would I would take the jets with the points I could see them winning by seven Maybe well again, you're you're getting a point and a half so like yeah, no, I know I'm 17 16 field goal Yeah, and they lose you win that game. Of course. Yeah, we'll take it sure Uh, let me see. Oh Ravens cults Ravens are favored by three and a half points. It's it's Indian Indianapolis. Indian. Yeah. That's that's a good Daniel Jones playing

37:41Yeah, yeah, so interesting. They were a powerhouse when he played I know You don't almost have to say like the cults at least cover that maybe half points. That should be a close game No, no, it is there's less field goals. So it's like usually when the team wins at seven points. Yep. You know Uh, and then oh giants cowboys Injoisy cowboys are favored by two and a half two and a half. That's right. That's a good line Yeah, the additional game week one the giant should be better Cowboys were shit last year because they have harbob but yeah, I bet the smart money's on the giants there to be honest Yeah, I bet right getting points at home sure on you know a home dog on Monday or Sunday night No, that's true. It's almost like a lot. That is true. Yeah, I'm giving you guys the thing go to fandal That's a good point bet it up and then the last game for Monday night is the Broncos at the chief spatric my homes returning Yeah, that Broncos defense is getting ready tough I really thought fields would play at least one or two weeks

38:42Good lord. They were like fuck that why even side them they're not watch I kind of want to see him play a game under a different coach and just see if it's the Jets organization Well, we saw him with Tomlin and the Steelers and he was playing like a leader later, you know, you never know Well, he's gonna do trick plays with them. I'm sure Get Mickey stuff. Yeah, but chiefs are favorite two and a half. I mean they're at home, but still the Broncos defense But it's my homes, but it's my homes is he gonna be the magic Back in the home again. We'll see I was gonna say the chief, but is it my homes by three? Yeah, oh two and a half two and a half Yeah, well, would you take the chief? I would at home. I think I would too I think the Broncos and the Patriots are not gonna be as good this year. I don't know why I have this feeling I have that feeling about the Patriots, but that's also because I hate them so much fair, but They almost got bad and all on everything. It's like they only got better too. Yeah Uh anyways go to fandal.com place your bets. I'm so excited football is back baby Amazing. I just hope the jets don't suck as they always do crush your fingers. Yep, please

39:44All right, so Monday night Raw opens with the vision With the new and improved Bronson Reed who returned at main event and helped the Bronbreaker take out oba Femi He lost a hundred pounds. That's insane. Yeah, was it really? Yeah, yeah, he looks so small compared to the rest of them now I know, but it's like he looks better He does he just look like a fat guy and it was like well just because you're fat. Doesn't mean you're strong Yeah, you don't I mean like So I think he does look better um And that should be good for his career I hope he gets he has like different Wrestling attire than what he's been I mean, obviously it has to be different because that's to be smaller Yeah, but still like you know he came out in the leather jacket and the jeans and all that It was like he looks better like that this Langley only works for those big round guys And even that's like giant right. Yeah, you know big show kinkong Bundy. It's like right. That's their thing So the fans chant for oba the bronze says he's not coming

40:46Read brags about giving oba for tsunamis too many Logan Paul has some mic time, but he's so insignificant now He really is like I know he's injured But before he was injured he was tag champs with theory and it was like why I don't understand it You have a celebrity a huge celebrity that's actually good at wrestling You have all these celebrities coming in and wrestling none of them should Logan Paul is the one that should I wouldn't even if they made him WWE champion when he when he fucking gets healed I'd be like you know what fine. He's one of the best wrestlers you have yeah, you can talk on the mic And he's a perfect heel You hate him anyway. You have any scripts for me. No, Logan. Just be you and go to the ring Right just say things you would say on YouTube of course. It's great And then you know Now it's theories turn to talk oh dear god There he goes Theory and Maxine try their best to act like they're fucking

41:49But they can't do it literally they're just so bad yeah, and then a cure to Zawa comes out Why theory thinks he wants to fight But nope not him. It's this guy Otis and that's your big hot return to kick off raw. Yeah, Otis Tazawa you've only ever had one friend who's it gonna be That you're gonna bring back that you're standing there. So this would have been so great if theory was like Hey Otis if you come or Tazawa if you come any closer I'm gonna sick Bronson read on you and and so that was like oh no, I beat that guy. I've beaten that guy I have beaten him. I've been in 2024. Never forget hashtag never forget Tazawa beat Bronson read my only win in the last seven years That's that's that guy. Yeah So we have Otis versus theory Um, and by the way, we haven't seen Otis. It's been a couple of months. I think all the weight Bronson re-lossed gave it to Otis poor Otis. Don't need it. He's about to explode

42:51So Otis uh went for the caterpillar but read attacked him for the DQ and The vision take out Otis and Tazawa after the match and then we go backstage and Oba has arrived. Yeah, it's funny how like you know Seth took all those tsunamis. He's dead But dead Oba's a monster four tsunamis like four spears and he's just like I'm just a little hurt Rapids stomach. He's got some spider web on his side. Yeah, but it's like besides Oba Turning down the title shot after winning King of the Ring like that was stupid. Yeah other than that They've booked him so well because he shows up and one suit is telling Oba. No, you can't be here. You not medically clear Wow, like Oba just like throws him off screen It was so fucking cool. Yeah, and then Oba gets in the ring kicks ass for a while But then Braun hits him with a spear right on Oba's injured ribs and you know they're injured because they're there's the tape on them Tape all that Cesaro tape. Yeah, and then more spears more tsunamis and the vision stands tall over the ruler

43:59When they did this to him on main eventos like oh, okay, so they're gonna write him off for a little bit But no, I guess not because he's Oba right he's just gonna feud With the vision for the rest of the year until it's rumble time. Yeah, I imagine yeah Like him versus Bronson Reed at money the bank Yeah, and then him and breaker will be the last two in the rumble Sure, yeah, probably yeah, did you notice um Read like when they're standing tall read put his foot on Oba. Yeah, oh, what was like fucking foot off Yeah, and people were like wondering like was that all just you know was none of that plan like read put his foot on him And Oba's like fuck you. Yeah, we don't know but yeah It's either way it all looked good. It is weird that you did it but yeah, I think he did it because that's who he's fighting next Yeah, I'm probably you know Next up we have a video promo from Royce keys Uh, I'm I mean nine four six. Sorry. Oh, okay, and uh Bullockabulika nine four six right Keys brags about him and his boys taking out the bloodline LA night and solosiko a more

45:04More from them later Then we go backstage for the usos tell Jacob Fattu that they're gonna call out keys N O T M but Fattu says this is exactly what they want us to do they got nothing to lose and J's like call the play and Fattu says we lay low and play it slow. I'm sorry Fattu Last week didn't you say I'm gonna I'm gonna fuck that rap you motherfuckers I'm gonna fuck all your mouths. Yeah right now. Yeah, and this is war It's so funny the guy who's all gas and no breaks found breaks. Yeah, I think we just got clue number two Of course he'll be joining this team at war games. Yeah, yeah, I think Jo Nail did Fattu is the is the mole in the bloodline Forth man fourth or fifth man. How are they gonna do that? They're gonna have to add someone and they'll be a surprise entry for the bloodline Sammy Zilla That's Sammy seems a bad guy What is the bloodline explain to me what the bloodline are I'm sorry for trying to make sense they have to get you are correct

46:05What was the last time you saw a Roman it'll be punk. It'll be ordered who cares That was great. No, it'll be the usos Roman and then LA night and solo For who versus 946 but I four six only has three. I think he's gonna turn in the match. Oh Gotcha, gotcha gotcha could be I don't know. I mean you can always do what they did in the first war games where it was like three teams of three Yeah, that was fun, you know now or was it four no it was three teams of three right three teams of three. Yeah Yeah, but I don't know we'll see I don't care. I don't fucking care about war games anymore I really don't just because they've made it They kind of made it just like the survivor series when that was a problem where it all meant nothing No, we're gonna do something different this year guys. We're gonna put the bloodline and war games. Yeah, right again Gonna be great and what and afterwards Joker doesn't like it what's gonna happen like nothing like Fato ends up with keys who cares. Yeah, no one's gonna care

47:06Now it's not even gonna be like a cool swerve. No, I'd be like hey bad move. You're in a cooler group before the last time They did something Oh, I'm saying like when he's with Roman. Oh, at least that's at least it's Roman the last time It's something cool in the war games match was when semi low-blow Kevin Owens true to show like no I am loyal to the bloodline and then of course two months later Smash Right to Roman. Yeah, right. Right. So anyways next up we got Jackie Redmond interviewing Matt Matthews in the crowd You know NXT star Matt Matthews Come on. I need to who are you? Who are you? No idea. They've had this guy in NXT's just some fucking comedian from Alabama What yeah, he's not a wrestler. No. Oh, it's a comedian. He did a herkin rana. I thought he was a chrysalino's dicks for a minute There's too many tattoos. Yeah, however Miz and kit Wilson in a

48:07Wild card Yeah, right there back to doing wild cards and Miz mocks the Alabama crowd basically by just going From Alabama Yeah, well, great job, buddy. It's not bad. Yeah, and then Matthews tells me as I held it Matthews tells me as I thought you're retired and miss was like no, no, you got that wrong. I should be retired Yeah, right Definitely so miss throws him into the ring, but Matt Matthews gives kit a head scissors take down because Literally anyone Anyone could be a WWE superstar. Wow even a D-list comedian anyone can beat up Kit Wilson now But when every celebrity is doing wrestling moves doesn't that cheapen it does it. Yeah. Oh, so anyone could do a head scissors Yeah, yes, yeah But then Miz gives them a skull crushing finale So dead I guess we're setting up a Miz and kit versus Matt Matthews and jelly roll right? I mean that's the

49:11That's the Special guest referee Dan house. That's the war games match right? Oh god sure sure and your year excused Yeah, I would Eric. I just predict the future. I don't decide it. Yeah, that's right So then breaker comes out for his match and he spears Miz kit and Matthews Okay, so for the so that we're like yeah, good job. Fuck those guys. Yeah, I fucked him And then we've run breaker versus Ethan Page versus Ray Mysterio money in the bank qualifying match Yeah, breaker gave page the clothesline from the apron to the announced desk and then they go to break and they do a split screen for the ads But when they come back There's a technical error and raw is full screen, but then there's also the raw small screen picture and picture on top of the full Screen of raw picture for like a full minute. Yeah, it took them a minute to fix this. Well someone was asleep clearly And then later how do you usually fix us we reboot the system reboot it then we're live pile yeah, right

50:13And then Page had ran his shoulders while sitting on the top rope but Braun hit the break and Steiner and they both fell to the max That was pretty cool. It was and then Braun dumped Page out of the ring and he gave Ray the spear for the win I'm so glad he pinned Ray Sure Yeah, I was gonna be pissed if he didn't pin the 50 year old man. Yeah, well, you know You were surprised though. I'm sure I was definitely taken pins for weeks. Oh, I know especially around Ray Mysterio Is he the first official guy in the match? Yeah, okay next week will be Javan Evans right because Javan is fighting It doesn't matter. It's gonna be Javan Evans. Yeah, it's big cast and someone else, but you know, it's gonna be Evans Of course, yeah, someone else in consequential whoever the other guy is is the one taking the pin So let me go backstage where LA night tells Adam Pierce I got the winner between Roman and Pentah whether you like it or not and Pierce is like so you got Roman next all right Right nights like well, you hadn't think you wanted me to say that right here. Come on kids

51:17No, you want all of Mexico to think he has a shot. Yeah, no we're live pal So that solo walks up and says we need to get keys in his crew and nights like Let the Usos attack first and we pick the bones, but solo says I don't know if I can wait Yeah, and that's all we see of him turns out he he waited he waited. Oh, yeah smart by time by patient man And then we have a penta video promo where penta says oh remember that I remember that I look several hunt days. That was pretty cool. So penta says I respect you Roman, but I do not fear you Now Why why do you think penta doesn't fear Roman like he's the tribal chief? Oh, he was champion for over three and a half years Why would penta not fear Roman man? There's a chance take this one Joe and hear me out I took four years of Spanish between high school and college. Yeah, and I believe Zato Miano means I'm not scared of you

52:20That is correct exactly what that means Delitteral translation I am not a scared of you because I am not scared of you Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's right and then next up we have another video package for Lola feet Yeah, and this time it literally started with just a shot of her feet for five seconds Why are both of my knees getting poached? Oh, yeah, and I've confirmed she's wrestling without shoes Oh character sweet Jesus. Yeah, speedball Lola vice. Yeah, don't do that Oh, why? Yeah, don't ruin this you son of a bitch and we have multiple male wrestlers Wrestling barefoot can we get one woman please and make that little feet? Now they just have to kick off their heels when they're in like a run to the ring moment Sure, and her debut is a qualifier for money in the bank

53:24Oh, is it yeah, oh, then she wins. Yeah, yeah, she obviously wins All right next up we have soul ruka versus Lyra Valqueria versus Maxine money the bank qualifier Maxine went for her leg drop, but her ass landed on soul's head Because she can't do it. Yeah, yeah, hey, maybe don't put one of your future women stars In the ring with Maxine who fucking can't wrestle for shit I thought the whole point of her going to the vision. Yes, so that she was just I candy to feed theory rb's fake nuggies Yes Right why is she in a match was there no one else and then soul hit a double missile drop kick But Maxine forgot to roll out of the way so soul stepped on her as she kipped up she kipped up onto Maxine. Yeah, go Yep, it happens she kept on her tip and then Lyra gave Maxine the night wing and went for the pin, but Bailey pulls the ref out of the ring and Eric don't come all over us right now, okay

54:29Just like why are both of our knees being poached yeah, and that wasn't a white shirt that Bailey was wearing that was Eric So I got good distance and aim yeah So Lyra is in shock, but then soul hits Lyra with the soul snatcher for the win And then after the match Bailey beats up Lyra, but Lyra eventually runs away Yeah, like the call just gets lower and she runs away It's just me or does Bailey look like China now A little a little bit like China right China e China e yeah, yeah, yeah sure. I don't know cut both of Her stupid fucking face like new China the new China. Yeah, China 2.0 China no like in the middle of the Like China 2.0. No the thing where she hit her dick better like halfway

55:29Halfway into the surgery like doctor stopped and we're like we'll come back later. We'll come back later Go out there and wrestle But I look like this. That's all right. Go ahead out there guys are hurting to get cut So then we have another video promo from the 946 and they dare that you chose to meet them in the parking lot Backstage fought two tells the usos not to fall for it whatever. Yeah Then we have the JD McDonough story Told and sung by Joe Henry He was born in Ireland with the world's biggest head The fuck is going on you're making you're your good guy making fun of something that someone was born with yeah What are we doing and then Henry reveals and we see the video You're reveals that JD's mother fucked a Funko pop. Yeah, well that's the joke. Yep His mother fucked a Funko pop and we see it and we see the Funko dick and Eric no Yeah, why what like obviously should have sex with a Funko pop

56:31They didn't exist back then when he was born. Oh, that's right. So like no. This is so silly like obviously she didn't do that Of course, why would you do that Joker? Yeah It only works the other way That's about right look at yeah As for the match JD was winning but Javan Evans came out with the giant Funko pop on his head And he headbutted Dom with it And then Henry won with the side effect but for him It's called the sound effect What do you think of that what do you think? You're a guy All right, Derek do you ever get tired of being wrong always Well done Jesus Christ What No

57:34Yeah, yeah, so backstage Paul there's so fun for like five minutes Five minutes they shove him down our throats for years and we're like oh my god I feel like fucking Eric Bischoff like this is going on two minutes too long. He should have never three minutes When Orton needed a WrestleMania opponent, he came out that should have been that should have been him literally leaving the company That should have been his last moment right like I get it ordinated a guy He came and he did all of his moves. It was fun. It was fun. He beat him with the archa. Oh now goodbye. Thanks Joe Hendry. Yeah, right? Fuck off Three minutes that was so underrated it was like the two guys whatever but like the idea of that is like Hey, we're gonna do something annoying in the ring for the crowd to boo But then don't worry three minutes and they just come up and murder them. It's a perfect. Yeah They even cheered You know the end of HLA right, you know, yeah Like if you did the Joe Hendry Dan housing concert and then it's like oh my god. This is so fucking horrible

58:35But then two guys come out and murder them then it's like oh I understand why you did this of course You know what run it back with Jacob and Zilla. Yeah Hello, right. Yeah, please no Eric. Please. I don't want to talk about it. It's to you. We're not there yet Please the worst time of the week Like I wanted to do that in in June say just come out and like start singing like an idiot and everyone's booing me and then and then just you know Text comes out and gives me a stunner or something. Yeah, be great. That's good like I have you seen Zilla on NXT Yeah, and his gimmick. I think so. Yeah, hello. Hello. I love McFly Jesus There used to be an easy way Andrew To fix when you have a bad show. Yeah, you have a couple guys in the ring that you know the crowd's not into I know I know so easy, but then they ruined it with uh three sixteen day during covid stop. What what is your problem in the day Eric

59:38Stop reminding me of this shit Some bad dish wanna watch the bad day that's Eric today The reason oh stone cold reading from fucking cards. Yep, cuz that's how stone cold does a promo. Oh so bad from now on The reason it's Dean day you can drink a beer. Oh great. So I can't drink a beer on any other day. No I hate you. I hate this whole damn thing. Is anyone even watching that the only funny part was when he said give me a hell Yeah, and there was no one there like those young then it just went on for like 10 minutes of awesome like Jesus Christ. There's there's more All right, what's next? Someone getting the ring and drink a beer with him. There's a scene day drink beer next card. There's a scene day have beer That was the whole joke done Byron Saxon yeah, then Byron holding up like scoring his promo. I don't know Jesus. Yeah Crazy times the environments never watch the show. No, it Byron. Much it once you get in this ring with me drinking beer right everything will be fine

1:00:41Okay, stone cold that sounds great It is defense. I would have went to the ring too. Oh, holy no, what's happening So then we go backstage where Paul Heyman gives Bronz and read a big hug He tells them I'm very proud of you And then Bronz tells Heyman Oba's finished my brother's back in the future of WWE is secure And Heyman asks is Oba Femi breathing? And then Heyman walks away So what they have to legit murder? Yes What else do you need to do Heyman? This is stupidest fucking thing ever. I know He is looking like more of an idiot each and every week. Yeah, maybe they kill him off just so that they actually You know what I mean like if you unless he's dead. No, it's gonna come back at you. Right. He passed away Right three weeks later. Open back Yeah, and what's this whole like Heyman loves Bronz and read but he hates Bronbreaker right now. Yeah Hey great job Bronz and read for you know giving him all those tsunamis and then he's like Bronz is he breathing

1:01:45What's the solution Paul? Please he's telling Oba Yeah, no, I don't know. I don't know. It's so bad. And then Heyman did on main event. He did He pretended he was getting a phone call and there was no one there and he responded to no one It was like unless that's the joke which it really didn't seem like that was the joke It was like who's Heyman talking to there's like well no one No one if it would have been important it would have been on the six hours of television that they have during the week Yeah, but I mean does that all the time where he has like a mystery call you know, yeah Whatever and then we have Steffi Stephanie Vickair versus Liv Morgan for the women's world championship backstage before the match Becky Lynch told La Prima I can help you win the title if you give me first crack at it But Vickair turns her down She's like no fuck you. I am an idiot. And then later Liv tells Becky. You know what likes you? Are your stupid husband have a great night So then during the match Vickair gave Liv the devil's kiss in the ring and then again on top of the announced table

1:02:52Very nice And then Liv hit a sunset flip power bomb, but Steph kicked out Uh, Vickair hit the original SVB but Liv kicked out of it So Vickair went to the top rope to set up for the Vickair in Fair. No But Rekel Rodriguez pushed her off while Roxanne Perez distracted the ref But the ref saw Raquel standing on the apron So he ejected her and then Becky came out pulled Raquel off the apron through it into the steel steps Roxanne gave Liv the belt and then Liv hit Vickair with the belt while the ref was watching Becky Chase Roxanne to the back at this point. They're already in the crowd and the ref's like wow look at him go Well to be fair their short set Roxanne was wearing So I mean lives in the ring I'd be checking that out. Yeah So Liv hit her with the belt and hits oblivion for the win Of course we knew nothing was changing here. Right. Yeah, of course And next up We have a video promo from Big Cass

1:03:53He's stacking bodies and now he wants championships. I can't believe I let him say that that was hilarious And also I thought this line was really funny. I walk through an airport I walk into a room. I walk into any establishment on the face of this earth And everybody turns looks and says who is that guy? Who are you? Yeah, that's a pro is that guy. That's the problem, bud. Yeah, that's the problem Everyone turns and says where is that so He's pulling a fucking rick flair like I walk through airports every day. Yeah You know I walk through airports every day Okay, and and they all say dead bodies could be trible age. Yeah, right Fuck yeah without Enzo man He's Enzo and I'll tell everybody I tell everybody the same thing I'm curious myself. I can't do this alone return my company. No one could teach this

1:04:59So then backstage the usos telephoto we trusted you to run the play You know run the play so fucking sick of this running the play Bullshit no run the plane You're not football stop trying to be football the play is not to play. Yeah, I guess Not to play the game And Jason's we're running we're calling an audible. Oh, fuck What was the play If there's an audible there had to have been a play the play is they go to the ring the play was Neil I want to know what the fucking play was Andrew. What was the play the play is they go to the ring and call out the Six oh huge give me what I want. Yeah, was that the play all along? Yeah, that's pretty much every play not too smart That's the only play well. There's only one play in the book. Yeah But uh, so they call it the nine four six, but they're outside and we see that they beat up A bunch of random guys. Yeah, which like security? How is that cool? That's not cool. No, we saw the aftermath just six guys laying on the ground. Oh cool

1:06:04Who were they don't know who cares? Don't worry about it. Right. Yeah, you're outside Yeah, call the police I mean, what are we doing? How are they not in jail? Right. So then key says Look at the play I called Hi, hey, I lit your rental car. Yeah I was right. Yeah, the nine four six wrecks the usos rental car And then they set it on fire. They're not from that now. And the usos are like no It's like no, we didn't get renters insurance That's okay called the cops. Yeah, right. Hey Jay is that your car? I Uber here. Yeah, me too. Who's car to they just go up He's got one of those guys that made a license. Fuck choose like I've had a license before you know, right? Yeah, if I choose like I just paid that car cash I told you guys There's like well, they would have sent our car on fire regardless if we were backstage or in the ring

1:07:07And fun to go and like I told you I told you what the fuck what did you say to go get the car? No It's fucking sucks I hate this how do you make a setting a car on fire like a shitty segment and was that a lighter or stick of dynamite? Yeah, I know right of course, we blew up. Yeah Oh good times sucks man Cars on fire. Oh my god keys and OTM versus the usos in thought to how fucking Shitty is that so I couldn't have been the end of the show. What else happened? Another big cast promo. No, that's the end. Oh my god Again, it's like you're you're trying to do these cool things like you did in the attitude era destroying cars Trina, but you just don't know how to do it. You still need like a good story like Austin destroying Vince's convertible was in a Corvette whatever it was with the concrete like that was awesome And like you actually you actually cared that that happened. Yeah, cuz you're like yeah fuck Vince I don't even fuck about the usos rental car being destroyed. No, why would anyone care? Why does that make you cool that you blew up someone's car

1:08:14I mean who does that really really who knows that car everyone wants to be Austin But they can't be Austin. Yeah Sorry, let's give some awards Who do you got for worst dressed? Kio te I had Kio te I just want to hear all the different name Kio ki Shoki Funko I got Javan Evans the Funko pop. Oh, okay. That's bad best dressed. I had Bailey because her outfit was titties. Yeah, not bad I had Nikki Nikki looking fire for me. Yeah, also pages outfit was titties. Titties just all tates Yeah, you know, but what's better than tits? Feet feet low of feet. Yeah, all right Where's your fucking shirt bro fucking shirt? Yeah, Joe do your job. Okay fine feet do your gimmick Eric sweep it no

1:09:14Didn't we're second big big cast big dumb fuck. He's terrible, but I hate Cody so much. Yeah, you're screwed And then turns out no you suck. He was not screwed best acting Randy Orton I had Randy Orton. Yeah, Randy Orton's good. He was good I went punk just because he got Johnny to stand up. That's true. Where's comment? You're You're screwed I love you. I want you so bad. You're right best comment See I'm punk saying I think inside there somewhere lurks Johnny Russell Yeah, right sweet bit worse match. I tiffin versus Naya. That was my slow mo. That was my slow mo For worse match I had the women's tag. I had JD versus Joe Andrew because Funko pop. Yeah, okay. My slow mo was Otis versus theory and then what about best match? I

1:10:16Couldn't anyone yeah, no there wasn't anything right. Yeah, Johnny Wrestling yeah, nine four six correct punk versus gargano sweet bit worse move Kiyoki's finisher. Oh my god. You know what yeah, so fucking bad. It's a reverse Donner. It's not yeah, it's not it's a hug and then I sit down. The fuck is that yeah Best move the devil's kiss on the table. Yes, I had devil's bust. I'm gonna go Johnny Cameron Did his good. I'm gonna go Johnny hitting his finisher and going for the pen. It's like maybe Just for a second worst moment The little yaddy music video run the same page training video Yep, sweet bit. Yeah, and then best moment Johnny no more sleepy Yeah, just the fact that Johnny got a title shot. That's a great moment Johnny wrestling Wrestling Johnny wrestling wrestling Yeah, yeah, that's it. Yeah, yeah, so easy So easy

1:11:17Sorry, that's all for awards. Let's get to breaking news We got some NXT releases NXT and evolve well, I know any of these names. No, yeah, I think so well maybe one but only because of bad reasons but Wendy Chu out of there. Yeah, no more speaking of sleeping gimmicks Adriana Rizzo Adriana the race from the family Jasper Troy LFG winner season one winner gone. Oh nice On your rune a.k.a the anime girl from the worst promo bracket part five. Yes. Oh really? The anime girl comes from a manga panel Yeah, also We saw that video where she just like fell off the top term about all what that was yeah The rest are like no names. I don't know. They are Brex and Cole PJ Vasa Gary Wilson Sounds like an account PJ Vasa

1:12:17she looked like Tamina if Tamina was like jacked and cool and tatted If Tamina was jacked and cool and tatted and pretty and worked out more yeah all of all of that And then Alan Ackinson Marcus Brown. Yeah, who cares, but I also saw Tyrone steel I Thought that was like wave earlier. Oh, maybe it was no that yeah, that was a couple of months ago. Oh, okay. Yeah, so yeah both winners of LFG season one God, it's amazing. Can't win met nothing Um, and then I wanted to mention because triple mania is this weekend. It's it's Friday and Sunday. Uh-huh Fucking weird, right? But I wanted to bring up some of the matches because I thought they were funny. Yeah We have Los psychosurcus. That's three different clowns. Okay, Dave the clown murder clown and panic clown. Yep Versus los perros del mal which features dogs of the mall

1:13:18Yes, yes, bad dog dogs. Yeah, that dog which is angel Berto. Yes, and dogga. I don't know who dog it's the dog. Yeah, I mean dog They're dog daddy and that's for the triple A titles who cares. I guess that's why they kicked Bronco or Lucian out of the group right because he was going to the main Yeah, and then we have Roxanne Perez versus Fabi Apache versus Nadi versus Lahidra Oh, yeah, Lahidra and that's a four-way for the women's title a lot of ass in that match We have latino world order. There's still a thing. What what let's read in the match No Latino world order versus low-samericanos so Pete Dunn and no Tyler Bader still doing that thing. Oh my god holy shit versus the Tokyo bad boys Yikes fun and oh and fraction sorry for so it's a four-way tag

1:14:21Four For nothing. Oh, yeah, LaParca versus Laredo Kid versus Mr. Aguana for the Latin American championship I got Mr. Aguana on that one. Yeah, yeah I have the puppet actually and then the main event of night one is Ray Mysterio versus Omas And if Omas wins his suspension from triple A will be lifted if Mysterio wins Omas is permanently banned from triple A back to the real show or fired Yeah, he win. I grace got a win. Yeah, of course race gonna win. Yeah, it's Omas And then night two Ricky Saints is always in the cruiserweight Yeah, fatal four-way match. Yeah And then the main event of that is dominant Mysterio dropping that mega championship to El Grande of course Grande Yeah, white German guy will be the biggest star in the history of that company. Yeah, right

1:15:22And then we'll move on so Baron Corbin told the sportster that this latest contract he signed with WWE Which is a multi-year deal will likely be his last But that's because triple H told them hey, just you know, this is your last Yeah, the only The only one is it We wrote in there we if you signed this you can never sign but that's again beyond this term. Yeah, right And then last thing I have for news is actually pretty sad butcher of the tag team the butcher and the blade They used to be on a W Butcher passed away after hitting his head on the ring post at an indie show. Oh, yeah Crazy that's crazy. It's always like yeah, that's right people Still die in the ring sometimes. Yeah, yeah, it's happened apparently he collapsed in the ring right and they Well, he hit his head. Yeah, I'm collapsed. Yeah, yeah But everyone's been saying he was like the nicest guy ever so Yeah, very sad and unfortunate, right, but RAP

1:16:24That's all I have for news. So let's move on to rumors rumors MJF jump ship to WWE Maybe What's wrong with wrestling to get bought by the Saudis? Chuching Sami Zayn will finally win the world title you fucking bar triple H is really just vince's poop baby Convert So there are conflicting reports on whether or not Bayley has signed a new contract with WWE Some dirt sheets are saying yes some are saying no Someone's gonna be right But I think towards yes and she came back to TV obviously, you know, she's gonna leave soon Then what's the point of doing this right and then fight for reports that Rusef has been out due to an undisclosed illness However, he's itching to get back to jobbing ASAP. Oh nice. I mean when he just rolled out of the ring and walked to the back after losing again Right was it jibbana nevans or whoever yeah, I mean, it's I think it's just like hey, we're just gonna say you're sick

1:17:24Maybe then you can get shipped back to AW when your contract's over Yeah, yeah, and then a Tony Khan apology hug He was so talented and then fight full Is reporting that Kyrie Sane has had talks with AEW but no deal yet. How is she not employed? She's a good wrestler. She's cute. She'll probably end up be she'll probably end up going there Cuz they have like already 10 Japanese girls so they need more. Yeah, yeah a lot more. Yeah That's all I have for rumors. Do we have a mark report? I've only got two like small things. Oh, I mean come on Eric I wish I wanted to hear the song again You fucking Maru He is a mark. That's exactly the song is a mark It's perfect for him. Yeah First thing I have it was announced at Zelina Vega We'll be here in Houston at the anime verse Conventions somebody now. It's not just kind of it's like anime verse Russell verse fest

1:18:29Which anime character she cosplays and that's a good question or video game character apparently Melokai Black is also Going to be at said convention. Sure. So and then the other thing I had Uh, I didn't know this Joe Casey is Apparently the current GCW champion sure and he is gonna be defending the bell I know fucking way Eric. There's no way that's possible Samuel Shaw So he's Joseph Sawyer Joseph Sawyer Even though he was Joe Casey before WWE like well, you're not leaving with it Well, of course they never let them do that. Yeah, so they you know, yeah, Joseph Sawyer Joe Casey versus Dexter Lumis. Yeah, basically. All right. We're the GCW. Okay. Yeah Are you gonna watch? No, no, of course not. Why would you watch? Yeah, do they do pay-per-views or what is it? Uh Oh thriller. Okay, I go that's really thriller. That's really true. That's really TV

1:19:30Not a response or like once upon a time. Oh really? Yeah. Oh wow All right, that's all for the mark report trivia time trivia time what current pro wrestler current pro wrestler Um has wrestled people born in 1928 all the way to 2005 Well, this came from this Carolyn Holly uh-huh 1928 It's gotta be an old guy so Jericho is Jericho She's up there too, but yeah, it's definitely the oldest and I imagine it's a new Japan guy. I'm not sure. Yeah, right What's the thumb is Easter? Yeah, um, I mean 28. Yeah, I mean that guy's probably passed away But I'm trying to think of like the oldest guy when he was maybe WCW was there anybody like you late 60s There was a couple of old guys that wrestled for sure Well, I mean when he got to 80 W. I think he wrestled the rock and roll express they were born 1928

1:20:33Sure, I'm pretty sure they were 100% they were 105 year old Canadian destroyers. Oh, no, oh no and they're destroyed Yeah, oh chief J strongbow could have been him wow Uh lord Alfred Haines yes, he's him. It's him. Yeah chief J strongbow 1920 well, he's born 1928 Jericho probably fought him yeah sure Why not And it's probably like a couple years ago in a w. Yeah, uh well, look Yeah, Google AI says they haven't fought, but who knows they could have fought you never know. Yeah, that's cool. Yep Uh, he died in 2012. He's been dead for a while Yeah, he is dead I know All right, uh, that's all for trivia. Thank you Joe. Thank you Carolyn Let's get to fan questions One of the ease and one of those found out at the Cody Meaton greet. I went to yesterday

1:21:35Hold on. Yeah Eric. It's so excited when you could finally do it You fucking mark you can't Eric's just really jealous. Don't worry I found out that the very first people in line was a family and they said that they have been waiting since 5 p.m Sunday to meet Cody. I'm guessing it was on a Monday. Oh, yeah, oh yeah, so my question for y'all is if a free Meaton greet starts at 11 a.m. Central how early are y'all willing to get to the event to wait in line? What time is it start? 11 a.m. I'll get there at 11.05 Eric's been there all night Right Hebler's feet Because then you know, I want to be first. Yeah, it's in December. Joe's already I'm there Everyone who walks by it line starts behind me. Yeah, yeah, what line Stone called maybe it's my balloon what a terrible episode of raw we witnessed the burial of Ethan page What'd be fair we witnessed that every week? He has no business being in a match with both Ray and Braun

1:22:37Then the burial of Lyra valkiria She was doing so well until they fucked her over and paired her up with Bailey. Oh Like what oh look another week of Roman holding that title hostage this show sucks PS trick winning his title back makes me think he ain't gonna go to money the bank and become tricky in the bank Yeah, because that would be too cool. Yeah, all right, right dicky in the bank testicles mohoney. I miss Vince whoa Easy there take it easy. Take it easy. You don't want to say that name two more times. Yeah, or maybe you do House and taker what are your three favorite finishers used today and your three worst well Worse has got to be kio keys. I mean, that's really bad. Yeah, the caterpillar Maxine's caterpillar to be exact. Oh, yeah, god I mean the archio is still you know, you know, the top kid up there um Owens power bomb is so good. I know, but it's not even as finishing. I know. I've always like end of days

1:23:41And the base is great. Yeah, absolutely. What's another bad one? Oh my god, I mean like almost anything in the next T and a w like oh, you know what mine is me Me oh, you know what you know what? It's just oh he's out kicked out of five tombstones, but me monies Oh, yeah the purve whatever that is supposed to be. Yeah, just a botch And I know it's overrated spear like you're just tackling a guy. Yeah, no so rated and so many people have done it throughout I know it's yeah, yeah B-sands is overbooking these powerhouse matches with constant interference ruining brawn breakers legitimacy Or is WWE already cooling down oba feme's main roster push before it even takes off No, they're not cooling on oba. Hell is gonna beat all of them right. Yeah He's just they just got to space it out a little. Yeah big Josh this Interesting if you guys were young indie wrestlers debuting right now in 2026 what gimmicks would you have to

1:24:46Try to get noticed and signed by wwe probably like Joe and I could be like these two bunnies that are like are they male strippers or are they bunnies? What's the deal there and are they brothers or are they fucking yeah Was that what was that what I'm pretty sure was interesting? And then Eric could just be this guy that just really loves big sausages, you know Something bad feel like that could work which would right? It means you would love the two Italian bunny boys Right The bunnies are Italian or and hear me out. This would be kind of crazy Yeah, but three guys that are podcasters that only do is make fun of the show Yeah, and then people call them out and they have to go wrestle them. Yeah, yeah, just saying I like that Yeah, just saying Tony con. Yeah balls in your court. Yeah, that's my balls are in your court He said WWE not a w right all these would be perfect for a w. Oh, of course As soon as we saw Luigi Primo I make a debits on a w were like we got a shot

1:25:46We were we were just we were born too early. Yeah, we did the butt. We did doomsday wrestling 10 years too early. Oh, no God if Tony con never saw a fucking video of doomsday wrestling. Yeah Dude we did not eat like fucking non-stop our first comment pollution There was a real wrestling company next to us. Yeah, about a royal they were like Man, I'd love to have the bunny boys in my battle royal You're too big dude. You're just funny like you'd be so perfect for it. Yeah, we just don't want you guys to get hurt Because you've never actually done it. We're like, oh, we'll be fine. Yeah, yeah, I can't I wish I could I mean we had Half the talent they did but twice the crowd they did I don't argue that air so Fair enough we have twice the talent they did in a twice the crowd they did bad tugboat Oh, yeah, but not that tugboat shark not that tugboat No, that's that shark. No, no, no, that's a rough head the shock master Remember because he looked just like the tugboat and then like no, no, he's not that tugboat

1:26:47You look at me like oh, yeah, he's not that one. I can see why he stole the gimmick. Yeah, right? It's shot Was wasn't it shock master? No, but I don't think it was actually him. I think you just stole just like him Interesting. I saw him fall through a wall. You sure that wasn't shot. Maybe it was good Never know everywhere he goes. He should just have a wall to fall through. Yeah, that's amazing every indie show He just every signing he does he has a thousand dollars. Wow Tyrone gris to quote Tron from Chappelle show mad real world. Bailey has some big ass tetez Yeah That's a great sketch it is T w if you had to trade swap four wrestlers to different brands. Who would you swap around the question we get More than any other question in the show. Yeah, and it's this MJF to WWE. Yeah, of course I would clone punk and put them on raw and Smackdown NAW. Yeah, there you go. That's perfect. Yeah. Yeah I mean, I would move Rollins to Smackdown

1:27:49I'll move Drew McIntyre to Smackdown. Let's see. What else would I do? Right? And Rock Ray card moving to Smackdown and then I would move to Smackdown. So yeah, you just watch one show. Yeah, right. Yeah, exactly Josh Minan so wait, is this actually I can't zoom in really, but I think it's I think it's Josh in in that mask It is from the audience. Oh my god How do they do that with the microphone at comic pollution That is amazing He's like I really hope they see the details. Oh my god We see now we need to make AI where Josh is that character in the Odyssey So Zoba already feeling like he's the shit with that shoving brunson read feet on his office back Uh, doesn't he remember Brock literally told him to put your foot on me to look bet well You're assuming that this was a fucking shoot and I'm sure it was a work

1:28:49That was probably just part of the plan put your foot on him and you know push him off. Yeah Also when it Joe start filming low-level vice video packages. Yeah, recently I could clearly recently Horseman of a cockin lips Hahaha That's pretty good if conquest war famine and death are the four horsemen of the apocalypse. What are the four horsemen of the a cockin lips Oh, well, it would have to be Josh would have to be part of it. Yeah, because he was the one saying apocalypse wrong And then I yelled that at him so I don't know. That's a tough one. It's a tough. We'll have to ask Josh Yeah, that send that tomorrow for Josh Yeah, uh, PCJ people need to stop comparing Chris Benoit to Lindsey Clancy. It's disrespectful I saw Chris Benoit hit a flying headbought off the top of a steel cage and be fine Lindsey Clancy tried once and now she can never walk ever again. Wow. Wow. Oh boy. That's great. That's why I like joke. Yeah, it's great. It is

1:29:56Mr. Green which Kane entrance was better the ladders on fire at WrestleMania 21 or him coming out in chains After unmasking Oh, it's got to be the ladders on fire. Yeah, I think so. Yep. How convenient is it that Saudi Mania is right on the corner and he's not mayor anymore Oh, did he lose really? Or did you just retire? I don't know if he's then he's coming back to wrestling, right? Yes Is Glen Jacob still the mayor? No his second and final four-year term Um, oh, he was limited after serving eight years. So that's it. Oh, I think you know you eight That depend on like the state. Oh, yeah. Yeah, like yeah some states you could be mayor forever New York mayor conscious there for like my whole childhood Right Adventures of Ben and Boba my son and I met Johnny Gurgiano outside of a target before a house show a few years ago Most down to earth cool guy just glad to see him Not just fucking laying on a box absolutely. Yes, sir. Yeah original toxic chief rest in peace. But you're do you think they took him to the pit?

1:31:06I guess that's reference to the TV show. Okay. I swear to yeah well Okay, they need to fire dr. Robbie's lost way too many patients. Okay hogwash You watch the pit or no you watch the other one. Yeah, watch that It's really good My cock small shout out to a nine four six for preventing another uso DUI Wow, absolutely. Yeah, that's good. Yeah, that was a running joke online. Yeah um Like WWE release these like anti drunk driving Promo's oh really? Yeah, and I saw one it was like EO And like someone had retweeted it and it was like Usos this is your warning shot And then like someone retweeted another one I think with Raquel and they're like they posted this picture um It's like usos are in your city Look go that way again. Oh because the car is like in the it's right here. It's right here. Oh yeah The cars in the fucking billboard. Yeah, basically

1:32:09These are so are now Have no craft your city. Yeah, that's what's your warning shot I'm Raj I'm turning 40 this month guys. Andrew you have extensive weeks worth of experience of this age any advice Yes, I've got it. It's perfect. I'll take this one. Oh my god. I'm 40. I'm old now But you know what you do all you have to do is just think about the people that are older than you And then you feel young again. It's great. You know, you just think about the people that are I tried to get up for the bit my back You just remind yourself that you're still the youngest man on the podcast it's in the family Next question P.S. Joe ten Danny DeVitos or ten ducks Some from sugarland in a ring against you pick one option and explain why some from sugarland You know, I'll tell you a ducks are a wallcard You know if they're picking at you they're vegan maybe like they shitting on you like I don't think DeVitos

1:33:13in the shit on me. He might be. Gees are fucking aggressive. They might kill you. I think I'll go with the Davitos, especially if I can take them on now when he's like in his 70s, 10 of them. I think one shot, one kill on these Davitos. Yeah. Yeah, one nice kick. Sounds about. Get him right in the temple. What if it's like penguin Davido? Ooh, then you're probably scared. Yeah, such a scary. Fight your nose off. He's still got like three feet on him. Yeah, they don't go ducks. But not all sugar on ducks. Yeah, no, yeah. Some, of course. Joe versus a hundred sugarland ducks. How many sugarland ducks can show up through if they're coming at you every 10 seconds? And knowing me, I'd be like, it's four max. They're too big. The Rizler, Bronson Reed needs a new finisher. The Shinami is nothing more than a load, a load tied now. And fuck losing all that weight exposes how short he really is. It really does. Yeah, it really does. I think he looks better like this. I think he has a fat guy. He also needs to look for a finisher as well.

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