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Hour 4 of A&G features...
- The war with Iran & the Straits of Hormuz
- Kimmel rips plumbers attempting to knock Mullin
- Kristi Noem's husband has a weird kink
- Final Thoughts!
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On the battlefield because of the latitude the president has given us, American firepower
is only increasing.
Iran's decreasing.
We have more and more options and they have less.
Once one month in, only one month, we set the terms.
The upcoming days will be decisive.
Iran knows that and there's almost nothing they can militarily do about it.
We're a quote in a guy right in the Wall Street Journal earlier today about how anybody
who's proclaiming this, you know, a clear victory or a clear loss at this point is you're
just, you're just cheerleading for one side or the other because it's too early to tell.
But there's plenty of positive stuff you could point out like, sex, sex, deaf, Pete
is doing there.
And the number of important things done in history that were no brainers that clearly
would go well from beginning to end or you could count them on the thumbs of one hand.
So I would describe it at this point and I appreciate his piece saying this pretended
certainty that's so fashionable now.
It's so annoying.
My belief is that Trump did something he and many people believe to be incredibly important
big and somewhat dangerous because you're never sure how these things are going to go.
But the danger was worth it because our options were getting narrower and narrower, dealing
with an evil regime hell bent on getting nuclear weapons.
In the interim, exporting jihadism and death and hatred all across the region and the
world when they can.
I'd been arguing this for going back a year or longer that after October 7th and Israel
decimated their anti aircraft stuff and then we hit him again and blah, blah, blah,
all these different things.
There's a lot on it's needs.
They were never going to be weaker than this ever, right?
So in now or never and they want to know, is it possible that Pandora's box having
been opened will unleash demons we can't deal with and we'll look back on this and say,
oh my gosh, I wish we'd known.
Yeah, absolutely.
China takes Taiwan, Russia moves on another country and there's just not enough anybody
left to try to stop them and etc, etc.
Right or the the moles decide they're going to go full armageddon and just, you know,
I don't know, send all sorts of missiles into pairs.
I don't know.
Yeah, of course, it's possible.
Let's weigh history on folds, but I'm still got my fingers crossed, I'm still hoping
for good outcomes.
Secretary Pete was bringing it this morning as we speak these words.
Let's roll on.
The latest intel is clear out of CENTCOM.
Our strikes are damaging the morale of the Iranian military, leading to widespread
desertions, key personnel shortages and causing frustrations amongst senior leaders.
Fair enough.
What else?
If Iran is wise, they will cut a deal.
President Trump doesn't bluff and he does not back down.
You can ask Kamani about that.
The new Iranian regime should know that by now.
This new regime, because regime change has occurred, should be wiser than the last.
President Trump will make a deal.
He is willing.
And the terms of the deal are known to them.
If Iran is not willing, then the United States' war department will continue with even
more intensity.
The narrative that some people still push that the Trump administration didn't even consider
the closing of our straight or hormones and had no plan for it is just dumb.
Even if Trump hadn't thought about it, even though you can go back to tapes of him from
decades ago, he had thought about it.
But even if Trump hadn't thought about it, the Pentagon has been planning for this forever.
So it's just, there's not a chance that they didn't have meetings where he said, well,
the first thing Iran is going to do is try to close the straight or hormones and this
is how we're going to combat that.
So that is just a dumb narrative.
The Trump very well may have thought, and I can't blame him for thinking this.
That after we hit him as hard as we did there in that first couple of days that they would
be, you know, who was left alive was going to make some sort of deal.
I think he's probably surprised by that.
That they calculation, yeah, that they didn't still is not an argument that it was not
a good idea to do it.
All right.
So many negatives there.
I lost myself.
In my mind, it's still a positive that we did it.
Right.
Okay.
Secretary Pete meanwhile calling out the lazy fat euros among others.
There are countries around the world who ought to be prepared to step up on this critical
waterway as well.
It's not just the United States Navy.
Last time I checked, there was supposed to be a big bad Royal Navy that could be prepared
to do things like that as well.
He's pointing out.
This is an international waterway that we use less than most.
In fact, dramatically less than most.
So the world ought to pay attention to be prepared to stand up.
President Trump's been willing to do the heavy lifting on behalf of the free world to
address this threat of Iran.
It's not just our problem set going forward, even though we have done the lion's share
of preparation to ensure that that straight will be, will be open, which is an outcome.
The president's been very clear on that was really a bit of a shot at our old buddies,
the Brits there, the big bad Royal Navy, which at this point is a rainbow flag flying useless.
I'm not sure they could stop illegal fishing on the Tim's at this point.
Anyway, how about our enough with our useless friends?
How about our nasty adversaries?
Russia and China, we know exactly what they're doing, what they are or are not doing.
We don't have to air publicly what all of that is, but where necessary we're addressing
it, we're mitigating it, or we're confront to get a head on.
I don't know if you have anything you want to ask.
And they'll sure, I think you'll ever do.
And then finally, how long is this all going to last, because the markets are a little
shaky, and they gas a little expensive, and shipping has gotten crazy, and I'm hearing
whispers of a global depression.
Not a question, I'm going to answer, or the president has said definitively, we have
our own goals and guidance, and things were military objectives that were moving toward
the things that we look at, and has he's articulated, he's said four to six weeks, six to
eight weeks, three, it could be any particular number, but we would never reveal precisely
what it is, because our goal is to finish those objectives.
And we're well on our way, and the chairman, and I look at this every single day, it will
be the president's determination, and the president's determination alone, when those objectives
are complete, and when it serves the interest of the American people to cut that deal.
And to me, it's a silly and artificial question, what's the timetable, announcing a timetable
in warfare, isn't that just an excuse for the media to say you missed your timetable?
We're going to have your adversary prepare in a certain way.
Here's some breaking news around Pete Hegseth.
Pentagon weighs using anti-drone lasers in Washington airspace, siding of drones around
Fort McNair, the Army base where defense secretary Pete has exeth, and secretary of state
Marco Rubio live, has prompted consideration of deploying a new technology, a laser system
to protect the homes of our secretary of war and secretary of state, they've been debating
whether to deploy lasers there after recent reports of unusual drone activity.
That's interesting.
I mentioned the 60 minutes piece, their second story on Sunday night, all about drones and
how the face of warfare is completely changed in the last couple of years, and it's changing
on a week by week basis.
And then when you get to the whole, you know, sending in lots of drones at a time, swarms
of drones, this is all new stuff.
The ability to defend against it is all new stuff.
So that's something I wonder why it's in the New York Times.
Fans of geopolitics, I found this super interesting and you might too.
I remember back when the Gulf states, like the Saudis were a little wobbly and sometimes
they'd make friendly with the Soviets or the Russians, they just signed the Gulf states.
Three of them, I think it was just signed a $10 billion plus deal with Ukraine for Ukraine
to export their drone and anti-drone technology and teach all the Gulf states how to use it
to help them defend because everybody knows it at this point.
The state of the art of drone warfare is Ukraine and Russia, to some extent.
But so the Saudi, well, the Gulf states are now squarely buddies with Ukraine and money
and technology and help is going to be flowing in both directions.
I wonder what that's going to look like going forward.
And then in case you didn't hear me say, yes, they didn't watch 60 minutes, they're expert
on there said, it's just a matter of time, like both sides, Ukraine and Russia are close
to having the ability to have AI command drone swarms.
Currently you can't have swarms of drones because an individual can't run them all at the
same time where you can't get a bunch of individuals to run them without them running
in each other or whatever.
But AI technology could do that.
And as soon as that happens where it definitely into a different world and Ukraine said they're
not planning to do it, but they think Russia will as soon as they can and everybody's
close.
And I think as soon as Russia does it, then Ukraine will have to and then that might be
the warfare for the next who knows however many years.
And then given, depending on the range of the drone swarm, all you have to do is, for
instance, get a boat off the coast of New York.
Some looks like a pleasure boat, a yacht, a fishing boat, whatever, unleash your drone swarm
and it's on.
Also, as we've been talking about for a couple of years now, we need to better term than drones
because it's too all-encompassing.
It's practically like saying the word weapon because it's so misleading.
So they've featured drones on 60 minutes that were in the water.
They're big boats and they're drone boats that you could send out big Russian ships and
they've sunk many Russian ships with these little boats.
And then you've got land drones that have wheels and drive across and they're using those
really cool sending this card out onto the battlefield, that hellscape that is that 10-mile
wide kill zone, they call it, where the drones are hunting everybody down.
They send a card out there and put their wounded in there and the cart comes back and brings
them back to the hospital.
Yeah, unmanned vehicles, you got to call them.
UAVs, aerial or ocean going, whatever they are.
Unmanned boats, unmanned ground stuff and then you get the stuff flying through the air.
And then when you hear about that, is it the tiny little one that's coming after me?
Or is it this thing, this thing, the size of a giant plane?
Which are you talking about there?
Right, an unmanned fighter plane or something I can get for 400 bucks at Target.
Yeah, that's so we got lasers, maybe they can shoot those drones down.
And for some reason we decided we needed to announce that in the New York Times, maybe
it'll let people know, I don't know, coming up.
The No Kings protests may have been the all-time coverage to significance champion of anything
that's ever happened.
Okay.
I got some pushback against that.
I will be interested in hearing how they push back, if you will, how they meet up.
Also, we didn't talk about this last week.
We should Jimmy Kimmel taking a shot at plumbers because Senator Mark Wayne Mullin ran a
public plumbing company is now our DHS secretary, disparaging that as no, a plumber can't do
anything.
It's just outrageous, really.
And we'll get to that later this hour too.
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I can't tell anybody just do one thing.
Oh, my God.
So I actually haven't heard this.
I've only read people's complaints about it.
So we're about to hear it.
So last week, Jimmy Kimmel, who has a late night talk show, I guess was making cracks
about the fact that Senator former Senator Mark Wayne Mullin is now the Secretary of
Department of Homeland Security and comes from a plumbing background, which I guess
is mockable in Jimmy Kimmel's world.
Here's what it sounded like.
Don't worry, Trump's got a whole new generation of thinkers lined up, including his newly
confirmed Secretary of Homeland Security, Mark Wayne, Chuck Mike Bruce Dave Mullin.
Now maybe Mullin's better.
He is the now former Senator of Oklahoma.
Before he was elected to the Senate, Mark Wayne Mullin was a low level MMA fighter and
a plumber.
That's right.
We have a plumber protecting us from terrorism now.
It worked for Super Mario.
Why not, Mark Wayne?
But honestly, I mean, yeah, Mark Wayne Mullin took over his family plumbing business when
his dad was sick and turned it into a business from, I think it was three employees, something
like that, 200 or 300, managing changes in technology, personnel, regulation, growth,
blah, blah, blah.
Isn't it, Jimmy, you're way smarter.
Well, this is the backlash that it received from certain quarters, even if Mark Wayne
Mullin was just a regular plumber who I think on average, they make like $200,000 a year.
What?
Your bachelor's degree and something or other that nobody's ever heard of and you've
done nothing with would be better somehow.
What does that come from?
We want a clever entertainer having contempt for a guy who ran a huge plumbing business.
Explain that one to me, Jimmy.
Go ahead.
I have time.
Well, the tithering of the crowd, though, also, we, we, we, we, I know, we've talked about
this for years.
The, the contempt for regular jobs and the adoration of getting a degree and not even having
a job.
I heard how not even having a job is held up above a lot of jobs.
Well, and getting a useless degree at a grade inflated university that doesn't teach you
anything and then getting some sort of low paying cubicle job as a result is admirable
and lauded in the guy running a giant plumbing businesses of fool.
That's just I just can't dislike these people enough.
Yeah.
A lot of things.
It doesn't matter to me.
You know, think that all you want and enjoy your life.
You're good.
You're wrong.
But as a cultural attitude, it's really bad for the country.
So that, that's where that's where it bothers me.
It needs, it needs to be changed.
I think Mike, Mike Rode did a lot of good work on that over the last couple of decades.
Just changing that attitude of how is preparing yourself for nothing than doing nothing better
than going out and doing an actual job.
Right.
Right.
Coming up, a little file dissection of the no Kings rallies, so I think we're a ridiculous
exercise and virtually nothing, but Jack tells me there is pushback.
But first inexplicable, are you kidding me, Trump slash Tiger Woods news?
President Trump has told the New York Post that he spoke with golf for Tiger Woods following
his latest DUI arrest in Florida, saying the legendary athlete lives a life of pain due
to physical injuries, but it's doing great.
I've talked to him.
I think he's doing great.
He's doing good.
He said, he tested negative for alcohol, as you know, and he is under a tremendous physical
pressure from his various ailments, you know, the back and the leg.
He lives a life of pain.
He has a lot of pain.
He's an amazing guy.
He's an amazing athlete.
He does have pain.
He doesn't have an alcohol problem, but he does have pain.
Don't drive, dude.
Don't do whatever you want.
Anything you want.
Just don't kill a little kid on her bike, all right?
And you don't know in advance when you're going to do that.
So stay the F out from behind the wheel, Taigi.
Okay, we'll talk about the No Kings Rallys among other things on the way next day.
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We're breaking political sex news, breaking political sex news.
Breaking news is Christy Nome's husband is a sex weirdo.
Oh my gosh, yes.
Christy Nome's husband is a weirdo, and it all just broke now, and why did it break
now?
How did it break now?
One interesting question, I have my own theory.
My own theory would be she is tired of people making comments about her affair and all that
sort of stuff.
I want to say, look, look, I've been dealing with, here's what I'm dealing with, I've
been married for 34 years.
I think it'd be nice to keep the family together, but I'm married to a complete freak.
And a bunch of pictures just came out of him dressed in some costumes, holy crap.
I don't know what you call this.
I do.
What did it has a name?
Yes, indeed.
Brian, Brian with an O, there's your first son.
Yeah, that's an indicator.
He RYO, and let's not get hung up, but that's a perverse spelling error.
Brian Nome chatted up women from the so-called Bimbofication fetish scene in which adult
performers augment their breasts with massive amounts of saline to achieve a Barbie doll-like
appearance, citing hundreds of messages purportedly sent by three women from the scene Nome's husband
enthusiastically, praised their heavily augmented appearance, is claiming he coveted huge, huge
ridiculous boobs.
One photo of the Daily Mail claims Brian Nome, yes, thank you, Mr. Krauthammer, Dr. Krauthammer.
One photo of Brian Nome shared with the women featured him wearing hot pink pants and
a flesh, a flesh-flesh-colored skin tight suit.
These pictures are unbelievable.
We're looking at the pictures.
They're incredible.
They're posted at ArmstrongEgeti.com or we'll be in seconds.
He appears to have put balloons in his shirt to mimic, comically oversized, lopsided breast
complete with fake protruding nipples and his hot, tight little pink boy shorts.
Oh, and the kissy face.
Uh-huh.
Oh, boy.
Yeah.
Let's see.
Christie put out a statement, uh, Ms. Nome is devastated.
The family was blindsided by this and they asked for privacy and prayers at this time.
I'm not sure what to pray for exactly.
I don't know if those are like pearl workout shorts.
Oh, oh, so she's put your knees.
Hey, if you're going to dress like a woman, put your knees together, sir.
I totally.
Yikes.
So, man, I have said this many times and I've, I've lived that I've seen other people.
You never have any idea what's going on in somebody else's marriage.
You never have any idea and any conclusions you draw about who's right, wrong, good, bad,
what are you have no idea?
You never have any idea and, uh, well, and not only that, but, uh, you know, sexually speaking,
he thought I got this kink.
My wife has shown absolutely zero interest in any of it.
So I'm just going to put it over here and you know, who knows?
Maybe they had a good marriage for a while.
I don't know, but that's some freaky stuff.
So they got this picture here at least in the daily mail of them from, I don't know
how many years ago this is, they've been married for 34 years.
And she looks like a regular person, I mean, very attractive, you know, she just, she's
just genetically attractive, but she's got, she looks like an attractive mom.
And then when did she go super duper glam, you know, when she wanted to work for Trump?
Oh, is it Mar-a-Lago face or I mean, it's kind of classic.
You're married just falling apart.
You get all hot it up because you're back on the market.
And it seems to happen like not even, uh, consciously, it seems to happen subconsciously
that people do that, um, and cause, you know, she's kind of claiming with that that she
had no idea her husband was doing that.
She's blindsided by this.
Right.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You know, her, her, her lifestyle with Corey Lewandowski makes more sense with this going
on.
I think.
Yeah.
Who knows what the state of their marriage was.
I don't know.
That's a great question.
Well.
Huh.
Man.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So biblification.
I was kind of aware of that just from being an R. Crumb fan, if you didn't Google it,
um, of that, but I didn't know you addressed that way.
These pictures are.
It's optional.
These optional.
I can't believe that in the modern world, people post pictures that could be this
embarrassing to them anywhere.
I'm just shocked by that anybody would ever do that because they're going to, they're
going to come out.
So looking at the messaging background, it appears he sent these on Snapchat, which those
photos are supposed to disappear after you send them.
Yeah.
Um, obviously.
So so many screen capture door.
How does that work?
Well, it tells you if a screenshot is done.
So I'm not really too sure if I guess somebody could have been doing a video recording
when they were holding these, these aren't, uh, I suppose that could be him.
No, I mean, it's a hundred percent him.
These are very clear close-up, Christy Nomes husband in a super skin type crop top with
gigantic boobs and tiny little pink shorts.
It's a weird look.
And what does he like?
Brian's, Brian, you need more support.
Okay.
You need an underwire bra, Brian.
Particularly.
It's best.
That large.
Hey, Brian.
Oh, oh, and the pink shorts with the crotch shot too much, too much.
Joe's got his hand in front of his eyes, trying to shield himself from having to see it.
I'd like to know when she found out.
If she was dealing with this in her marriage through the whole Minneapolis thing, it might
explain something.
Yeah.
Or maybe she was actually blindsided.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Kind of something that he's into the Barbie look and then she gets the nickname ice Barbie.
Oh, thanks for dipping your phone down and giving me a butt selfie, too, Brian.
I am.
I am.
Seriously thinking these are her leggings.
I'm glad that these leggings.
I'm glad the dog never saw this.
Oh, my God.
My foot.
That was completely inappropriate.
Oh, my God.
What that family all the way around.
They got some interesting stuff going on dog shooting balloon boob sport and pink shorts
where Ellen Brian with an oh right, Brian was using the name filler Jason Jackson.
Jason Jackson.
That's good.
That's good.
So the New York post version of the story also says that she was, you know, the news
that she was blindsided.
Yeah.
I think the post is just a summary of the daily mail coverage.
Hundreds of messages purportedly sent by three women from that scene that he had been
interacting with hundreds.
Yeah.
So that was his thing.
This is hobby.
It's good to have a hobby.
You know, relieve the stress of the day.
You bird watch.
Yeah, you can't think about work all the time.
You got to have a hobby.
You bird watch.
He stuffs giant balloons in a crop top, puts on tiny little shorts and makes kissy faces for women online.
And corresponds with women who've grotesquely, you know, altered their bodies.
So please wear those like himself.
Huh?
So I would like to know if this did just come out to her, she's becoming aware of the same time we all are.
I'd like to hear what Gordon Lewandowski is saying.
He's pretty sharp-tongued individual.
Oh boy.
I was being a praying.
I got to give thanks three times a day for how simple my life is in a lot of ways.
So now he's saying to his married girlfriend, how's Brian doing?
Have you heard from Brian?
Have you helped him try on bras lately or anything?
Dear Lulu Lemons seem a little stretched out when you try to put them on there.
I think I know what's happened to him.
Are you straight and you put on skin tight little pink shorts?
Yeah, I don't know.
Is it like an auto-guinephelia thing?
I have no idea.
I don't know what that word means.
That means you secretly fantasize about having a vagine as a man.
What?
Some transexual cases or that.
Yeah, I've talked about this.
You got to start taking notes.
Yeah, you fantasize about having a vagine and so eventually you get one.
You go through the sex change because you're fixated on that idea.
Him sitting there in the little pink skin tight shorts with his legs split open.
I can't imagine.
It's not a straight look.
It doesn't mean he's not.
No, I don't know how that thing works.
That twist works.
No idea.
I need somebody in the community that knows more about this.
You're straight and you like women with like cartoonishly large breasts
and you get turned on by pretending to be one.
I think that's like way beyond straight the gay or whatever.
Just I don't know.
Huh.
I wonder if he.
What's that?
I'd be interesting if he how long that's been going on and if he was completely hiding it from her.
Like you just said, thank God my life's so simple.
Oh my God, I would hate to have a giant part of my life that I have to hide from ever.
Can you imagine how stressful that would be?
It just would be awful.
Well, people are like openly furries these days.
So what's got to be kept behind the curtain is getting less and less?
Well, a lot more in South Dakota than in California.
Yeah, fair enough.
She's like, come on.
I was the furry convention.
I was good as good when I got back to the ranch.
So I realized, oh my God, we got to inoculate the cattle.
So I've been playing catch up ever since.
But it was nice.
It was nice.
It was like a rock suit dry clean.
Thanks for the reminder.
Well, they're going to have fun with this story all day long.
Probably make all sorts of inappropriate comments.
I hope not.
Oh my God.
All right.
If you've seen the pictures, they can't be unseen.
No, they can't be just need to take a break.
Yeah.
They are something.
Like I said, I'm just surprised of people with that willingness to have your face
in a picture like that that you send to strangers.
Now he's getting his kink on.
He got caught up in it.
Everybody is having a good time.
Right.
He didn't think about the repercussions, Jack.
That's the lesson, really.
That's the lesson everybody should take from us.
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So the No Kings protests were very, very large.
The biggest drawback to them to me was there wasn't a clear message.
It was like a whole bunch of different causes.
But it was, I forget how many million people they said
over how many different cities, but it was one out of 10 Americans
were out on the street on Saturday.
That's pretty amazing.
According to organizers.
Yeah, okay.
Well, great.
There's a lot of people.
There's not a lot.
I mean, some of the aerial shots at some of the bigger ones,
like Minneapolis, New York, whatever they were.
Huge crowds.
Jeff Blair writes for the National Review.
He's a funny guy.
He's an archaea.
He's not a Trump fan at all.
He talks about he's a Chicagoan.
There he was in the West Loop.
He says, I ignored all the warning signs.
The regular public service announcements on NPR
that encouraged my attendance.
Sudden disappearance of lunch and dinner reservations
at pricey restaurant.
The Chittering Den of Septogenarian trot skits
and blue haired grandmothers,
as they scuttled from their hidey holes in the North Shore
to gather agitatedly in Grant Park.
Yes, brood boomer reassembled downtown
for reprise of last October's similarly senior heavy affair.
The No Kings protest against well.
What?
Deportation of illegals,
the potential quagmire of the Iran War,
are cynically mercantilist adventurants Venezuela,
that tacky White House ballroom.
They are opposed all of these things and more.
They're opposed to the simple existence of the Trump administration
in all its unanswerable egregiousness.
And why not?
Then he goes into the fact that he's no big Trump fan.
Everybody has a right to great.
But all of the observations I made about the demography
of the No Kings rally goers back last year applied
and redoubled measure to this year's attending class.
These people were overwhelmingly old, white,
deeply elite progressives,
and vastly fewer in number this second time around.
I haven't seen so many senior citizens
in embarrassingly tight-fitting union t-shirts
worn over top long sleeves since I attended the DNC in 2024.
I had difficulty spotting anyone my age or younger,
and I'm 45.
It is interesting that it seemed to be so old skewing.
Yeah, yeah, it is intensely boomer-coded
and is now done with grim duty
to the commands of political organizers
rather than as a spontaneous expression of discontent.
I don't know if this is a good thing or bad thing.
The younger generation is many more discontents
than their parents do right now,
not as if they lack the appetite
for political change themselves.
I fear that in their disillusionment
and patients with the gestural politics and boomers,
they prefer more destructive methods.
Yeah, that's true.
I mean, a lot of young people, particularly young women,
are crazy politically active right now,
but like in a destructive America hating
up with anybody who's against Western civilization way.
Yeah, I didn't really pay that much attention
to the No Kings rallies.
They just seem silly to me.
But it's all, let's all get together
and think the same thing and feel good.
That group therapy, like that writer we quoted last week.
Yeah.
Trump's got the lowest approval rating he's ever had,
and it's just being reflected in the street, I guess, I don't know.
Yeah, I guess.
Anybody brings up the No Kings rally to you in a week?
Call me any time or night or day.
Yeah, yeah, I agree.
Well, there's Jack and there's Joe,
and it's kind of close to show.
With a public 80 green and Michael Langerlow,
they're our friends, they're like family,
and they're on our radio.
So let's hear their final thoughts before they have to go.
Hey, kids, it's molesto, the crown.
Oh, creepy.
Here's your host for final thoughts.
Joe Getty.
I mean, people are talking about the civil rights protests,
half a century later.
I gotta talk about No Kings tomorrow.
All right, let's get a final thought from everybody.
Michael, lead us off.
I gotta check my phone, make sure I don't have any embarrassing photos
that are gonna get out, you know?
It's been a while since I've checked my phone,
so I better look over my photos.
Katie Greener, esteemed newswoman as a final thought.
Katie?
I know someone who spells their name,
R-Y-O-N, and I will forever call them Brian.
Now, or Breon.
Breon.
Yeah.
Jackie, final thought for us.
I was looking through some of the online snark
about the Christy Noem and her husband's story.
So he sticks by her through an affair.
But he gets caught one time,
dressing like a whatever the hell he was dressed like,
you know, shoots them in the rock quarry
like a disobedient dog.
Hangs about to dry.
Doesn't that all mean anything anymore?
My final thought is, seriously,
the modern world is too much.
Retreat to nature with me.
To Uncle Joe's holiday camp for those worn out
of the modern world.
And the room rates will be confiscatory,
and the service will be excellent.
And then we put on tight-fitting shirts
with big giant fake boobs underneath them.
Totally, totally optional.
That's dress-up night.
That's Tuesday night.
Armstrong and Getty,
but are there grueling for our workday?
There's squeeze into these pink shorts.
So many people who thanks.
So little time.
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Once they are seen, they can't be unseen.
No, they can't.
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