Jack Heart's Conversations from the porch - Episode 82, a War for Western Civilization

Crusaders Blow Ayatollah Khamenei Right Out of his Mothers Bathrobe by Jack Heart

As of 2026 Persia’s (“Iran’s”) population stood at just over ninety-three million. Not even forty million of them are Muslim, (1) with the vast majority of those being Shia Muslim. It’s been forty-seven years now since Shah Mohammad Reza Pahlavi, a man who dragged Persia kicking and screaming out of the dark ages, was deposed by cavemen, with a fetish for wearing women’s bathrobes. These backwards ignoramuses, with the full support of the Wests already globalist media, then proceeded to plunge this ancient and venerable civilization into Sharia Law.

In spite of globalist Islamic propaganda, the only real precedent for this medieval style legislation is the Pakastani and Afghanistan Naqshbandiyya-Sunni-Hanafi-Deobandi interpretation of Islam, perfectly suited for existing in a permanent state of war but anathema to the joy of existence and any kind of quality of life. (2) Under this misogynistic nightmare of government women are systematically tortured for the unforgivable sin of being more attractive than Islams epileptic camel jockey of a prophet, Mohammad. They are relegated to second class citizenship and made to cover both their body’s and their hair. Any transgressions are routinely punished with unspeakably sadistic forms of execution.

Under Sharia Law not even dogs are safe. A dog can be shot and its owner made to pay for the bullet for the heinous crime of walking down the street on a leash. Somehow in this confused Wahabi/Deobandi interpretation of the Quran some chimpanzee of a Mullah has decided that dogs are unclean. This in spite of Aṣḥāb al-Kahf, an enigmatic surah of the Quran where seven young men are made to sleep in a cave for three hundred years “while their dog stretched its forelegs at the entrance…” (Qur’an 18:18) faithfully guarding over them. (3)

For forty-seven years Persians have suffered the Nietzschean ressentiment of genetically defected Imams whose hatred is focused on all that is noble and aesthetic. Starting with the depraved peanut farmer from Georgia American presidents have sat idly by while the demented sycophants of these flee bitten “holy” men sacked their embassy, took their citizens hostage and chanted death to America. Globalist President Barack Hussein Obama actually sent them 1.7 billion dollars in cash loaded on a pallet, even as they floundered away at building a nuclear missile capable of hitting an American city. No one seemed to care till they started chanting death to Israel too.

I have no illusions as to what Israel is and who Benjamin “Bibi” Netanyahu is but sometimes it is necessary to slay a devil with a bigger and stronger devil. Nietzsche said to be careful fighting monsters, lest you become one yourself, but Muslims, funded with Iranian oil money and backed by the treasonous European Union, have occupied Europe and been adamant that they will accept no law but Sharia Law. We are long past worrying about our own humanity and must sacrifice it for the greater good of western civilization. We didn’t start the Fourth Crusade; they did but we dam well better finish it because some of our women don’t deserve Sharia Law, contrary to what our globalist media would have you believe.

Persia is the birthplace and the historical citadel of the most ancient of all organized religion, Zarathustrianism, the elucidation of the eternal struggle between good and evil. They say the fire of Zarathustra can never be extinguished but I guess it took a man in a red hat to rekindle it…

Citations

1 – “Muslim Population by Country 2026.” World Population Review. 2026. Web. <https://worldpopulationreview.com/country-rankings/muslim-population-by-country>.

2 – Heart, Jack. “Afghanistan – the Shadow of Evil (reblog).” The Human. 16 Feb 2014. Web. <https://jackheartblog.org/wp/2014/02/afghanistan-shadow-of-evil-reblog/.html>.

3 – “The Dog in Surah al-Kahf (The Cave).” Quran. 13 Jun 2025. Web. <https://www.mehbooba.com/the-dog-in-surah-al-kahf-the-cave/>.

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