Jordan Jensen: A Joke About Her Sexuality

That's also probably why I'm insecure is because everybody thinks I'm a lesbian.

It's very annoying.

I'm not going to fucking date a woman because I have three lesbian moms and a dead dad.

I'm not trying to replace mommy, I'm trying to replace Danny.

And when I'm with a woman, I'm the daddy and I don't want to be daddy.

As soon as any time I have sex with a woman, they're locked in forever, right?

They're like, we're one. We're a snake eating its own tail.

My hand is in there. I can't back it out, dude.

I'm like, whoa, what is that? They're like, that's my heart. You can keep it.

No. I don't want that.

I went, I went and got wax to try and be more feminine.

I was like, I'll get wax.

I don't make me less daiki because everything I fucking do, everybody goes, you're a big

daik. I wore a watch the other day, nine strangers.

Daik. I was like, I have to know the time.

I have to know what time it is.

What am I supposed to have? I have a little tattoo of a penis and I go, oh, it's kind of

clop.

Oh, good. I know what time it is now.

It's kind of clop.

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