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Josh is on the phone today for a first day follow up and he's getting ghosted by Terran.
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So in a second, we're going to call her and see if she'll tell us why she's ghosting him and maybe get him another date.
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But first, Josh, how long has it been since you heard from Terran?
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Man, it's been like six days.
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I love when they're at the exact number.
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You know you're feeling that person if you're saying it was six days.
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Did you try to reach out to her in that time?
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I did. I tried sending text messages.
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I've only called there one time because I don't want to seem like creep.
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But nothing, no response, no like on the text messages.
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She used to have the red settings on, but I don't know.
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She just took them off.
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I don't really know what's going on.
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I would tell us about the date first.
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So long story short, we're on the same softball team and after practice last week,
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I offered to give her a right home.
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And just so you know, guys, there's always been some sort of flirt attention.
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Like she literally went that way during like batting practice.
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So I see her looking at me.
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We always lock eyes.
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We kind of laugh to each other and you know what we're talking?
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Everything is going good.
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And so I told her we can hang out in my place, have a beer, maybe chill a bit.
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And she said yes very quickly.
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So I took that as like a green light to, you know, let's hang out in my place.
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But here's the thing.
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So my apartment isn't great right now.
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And I pretty much told her that I gave her a full disclaimer.
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I literally told her.
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I said, hey, it's going to look like one of those post apocalyptic episodes of borders.
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I don't know what she says.
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So she said she said she didn't care.
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And quote unquote, I'm not precious.
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And so, you know, I just, I don't know.
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Like, you know, she came over.
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We were hanging out and all that good stuff.
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And I just don't get it, you know, we were having a good time.
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And then she leaves.
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And now I had no response from her.
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And we were laughing.
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It was like one of those random dates at my place.
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You know, it wasn't planned.
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It wasn't spontaneous.
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I had a movie plane.
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You know, I had chips and stuff.
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So everything seems to be going really good.
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I just, like, I don't know what it is.
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You don't know at all.
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Why should I be ghosting you?
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I mean, it's just, yeah.
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It just sucks because I really like her.
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And I haven't told her that I like her yet.
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I just, I know that she likes me as well.
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I mean, she came over in my place.
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You know, usually we always go, you know, with a team, you know,
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to get some, you know, sports bar or something like that.
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Usually we see each other like in a group setting.
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But when I kind of just casually asked her to go,
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want to go in my place.
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And she said, yes, right away, I kind of thought at that moment,
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okay, I think this is going to maybe the next level,
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wherever this may be.
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How messy was your place, though?
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You say that you warned her and you said post apocalyptic,
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but like, are we talking about like mold on things?
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Like kitty litter on the floor.
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How did I think about it?
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I did have a box of pizza out from last week.
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I feel like this whole conversation started
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with the big red flag.
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And you keep making it sound so sweet by saying,
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but I told her, though, like anyway, so much.
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I mean, look, if it's the, if it's my hideous apartment,
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you know, everything pretty much, like, you know,
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messy everywhere, the pizza boxes and the, you know,
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I had like gallery bottles.
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And that's going to be horrible.
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You know, that's going to be like the worst of the worst.
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Josh is on the phone and he's getting ghosted by Terran.
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So we're about to call her and see if she'll tell us why she's
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ghosting him and maybe get him a second date.
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Before we do that, though, Josh,
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why don't you catch us up on your situation again real quick?
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There was going gray.
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We went back to my place after practice.
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You know, we had some, some lunch there watching TV
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and she just ghosted me.
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And I think that, I mean, I don't know.
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I think it's the pizza boxes guys.
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I mean, I don't know.
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Maybe the gatorate bottles.
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I told her that my place was a little messy.
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Instead, she liked my honesty.
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So that's where we're at.
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Well, we'll see if that is it.
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Are you ready for us to call her?
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Are you guys going to tell him on the phone or not?
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Or just do I say quiet?
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Well, you can stay quiet at first.
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Speaking of Terran, please.
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Terran, how are you?
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This is a radio show.
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It's called The Jubal Show.
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And my name is Jubal.
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It's a radio show called The Jubal Show.
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I haven't like, why are you calling me?
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Well, we're calling you because we actually got an email about you.
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It's from somebody who listens to the show.
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And we do a segment on a show that's called the first date follow-up.
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That's where if you go on a date with somebody.
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And then you end up ghosting them.
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That person can email us to ask you why you're ghosting them.
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And we got an email about you from somebody.
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It's not calling back.
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Like, this isn't real, right?
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Like, this is a joke.
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Are you guys joking?
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No, it's not a joke.
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Who are you ghosting?
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This isn't real, right?
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He told us a little bit about your date.
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He said he really liked you.
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And he thought you were into it.
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He wasn't aware you're ghosting him.
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I mean, if he really wants to know, I'm ghosting him because he's a mans later.
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Like an aggressive mans later.
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Like, on the date, like, things would be like going fine.
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And he would literally pause what we're doing to explain something to me.
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And like, not things that are like, I don't know what they are.
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Oh, that might be interesting, but like, basic things.
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Like, at one point, we're making out.
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And he literally paused to say, you know, a physical chemistry is just the result of electrical signals in the brain.
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Why are you interrupting us making out to tell me about this?
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Like, read the room, dude.
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I thought it was endearing.
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Okay, well, then he explained to me the rules of softball.
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I've played for 10 years, and I'm literally our team's shortstop.
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I'm sorry, but like, there is no excuse for this.
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She told me why the glove is shaped the way it is.
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Like, I'm a frickin' toddler.
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She's hot, like, ridiculously hot, like, extremely frickin' hot.
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That's why I was like, you know, kind of intimate first.
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And I try to ignore it, because he is really good looking.
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But it's like, once I spend time with him, and everything was just man's plan.
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I was just, I couldn't.
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Put up, put up, put up.
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Josh, he's actually on the phone who wants to talk to you.
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So because I know things, and I wanted to share them with you,
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that's why you're ghosting me, because I explained stuff.
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That's like nerdy charm.
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I thought that was like a cute thing.
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I thought you were into that stuff.
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You literally stopped kissing me to break down why some people just click.
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I thought you were smart.
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I thought you'd appreciate insight.
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Yeah, insight is when someone offers you something you didn't already know.
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Not when some dude explains how beer is carbonated, like a plot twist.
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Maybe, maybe you could have just said something instead of just ignoring me like that.
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And then, you know, you're kind of...
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I thought you were cool.
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Man, you're just like all the rest.
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Well, you know, you're just like every guy who being condescending is a personality trait.
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Look, Josh, you're hot.
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But that's not enough to sit through a frickin' pet talk every time I touch your arm.
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Okay, I understand you now.
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And, you know, I don't date people who lie and go.
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I have fun being, you know, mediocre, Karen.
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Have fun with them, okay?
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I thought you were...
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I didn't lie to you.
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Yeah, you know what?
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I'm embarrassed and...
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So, what do we do now?
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Say hi and practice.
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Like, we ignore each other.
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Karen would you like another date with Josh?
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I would love another date.
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No, I definitely...
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Josh, just call her mediocre.
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Josh, I'm good on that.
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And also, I'm just like to say,
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nobody's toilet should look like that.
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Like, get it together, Josh.
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I had told you that my apartment was messy.
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Okay, you don't have to say that.
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You know, I was going to go to the slide at first, but now I nodded.
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Like, you're a grown man.
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You need to figure that out.
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Oh, you can't hold that against me.
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No, no, no, thank you.
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Yeah, what do you guys do now for your games?
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This is pretend you don't know each other.
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Get on another team.
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I'm open to forgetting everything about like,
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I'm open to forgetting this ever happened.
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You know, just sucks.
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I mean, I think that we were sign of practice before.
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So maybe you think you just go back to the way they were.
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Pretend like you never saw a toilet.
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Oh, I'll never forget that.
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