Josh & Taryn: She Was Into Him… Until He Started Explaining EVERYTHING 😬

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Josh is on the phone today for a first day follow up and he's getting ghosted by Terran.

So in a second, we're going to call her and see if she'll tell us why she's ghosting him and maybe get him another date.

But first, Josh, how long has it been since you heard from Terran?

Man, it's been like six days.

I love when they're at the exact number.

You know you're feeling that person if you're saying it was six days.

Did you try to reach out to her in that time?

I did. I tried sending text messages.

I've only called there one time because I don't want to seem like creep.

Sure.

But nothing, no response, no like on the text messages.

We have iPhones.

She used to have the red settings on, but I don't know.

She just took them off.

I don't really know what's going on.

What happened?

I would tell us about the date first.

So long story short, we're on the same softball team and after practice last week,

I offered to give her a right home.

And just so you know, guys, there's always been some sort of flirt attention.

Like she literally went that way during like batting practice.

So I see her looking at me.

We always lock eyes.

We kind of laugh to each other and you know what we're talking?

Everything is going good.

And so I told her we can hang out in my place, have a beer, maybe chill a bit.

And she said yes very quickly.

So I took that as like a green light to, you know, let's hang out in my place.

Yeah.

But here's the thing.

So my apartment isn't great right now.

And I pretty much told her that I gave her a full disclaimer.

I literally told her.

I said, hey, it's going to look like one of those post apocalyptic episodes of borders.

I don't know what she says.

It shows.

Oh no.

Okay.

Yeah.

So she said she said she didn't care.

And quote unquote, I'm not precious.

She said.

And so, you know, I just, I don't know.

It just was weird.

Like, you know, she came over.

We were hanging out and all that good stuff.

And I just don't get it, you know, we were having a good time.

And then she leaves.

And now I had no response from her.

And we were laughing.

It was like one of those random dates at my place.

You know, it wasn't planned.

It wasn't spontaneous.

We just went over.

I had a movie plane.

You know, I had chips and stuff.

So everything seems to be going really good.

I just, like, I don't know what it is.

You don't know.

You don't know at all.

Why should I be ghosting you?

Yeah.

I mean, it's just, yeah.

It just sucks because I really like her.

And I haven't told her that I like her yet.

I just, I know that she likes me as well.

You know?

So how do you know?

I mean, she came over in my place.

You know, usually we always go, you know, with a team, you know,

to get some, you know, sports bar or something like that.

Usually we see each other like in a group setting.

But when I kind of just casually asked her to go,

want to go in my place.

And she said, yes, right away, I kind of thought at that moment,

okay, I think this is going to maybe the next level,

wherever this may be.

How messy was your place, though?

You say that you warned her and you said post apocalyptic,

but like, are we talking about like mold on things?

Like kitty litter on the floor.

How did I think about it?

I did have a box of pizza out from last week.

I feel like this whole conversation started

with the big red flag.

And you keep making it sound so sweet by saying,

but I told her, though, like anyway, so much.

I mean, look, if it's the, if it's my hideous apartment,

you know, everything pretty much, like, you know,

messy everywhere, the pizza boxes and the, you know,

I had like gallery bottles.

It's gross, Josh.

And that's going to be horrible.

You know, that's going to be like the worst of the worst.

Josh is on the phone and he's getting ghosted by Terran.

So we're about to call her and see if she'll tell us why she's

ghosting him and maybe get him a second date.

Before we do that, though, Josh,

why don't you catch us up on your situation again real quick?

Yeah.

There was going gray.

We went back to my place after practice.

You know, we had some, some lunch there watching TV

and she just ghosted me.

She left.

And I think that, I mean, I don't know.

I think it's the pizza boxes guys.

I mean, I don't know.

Maybe the gatorate bottles.

I don't know.

It was messy.

I told her that my place was a little messy.

Instead, she liked my honesty.

So that's where we're at.

Okay.

All right.

Well, we'll see if that is it.

Are you ready for us to call her?

Are you guys going to tell him on the phone or not?

Or just do I say quiet?

Well, you can stay quiet at first.

And we'll tell her.

All right.

All right.

All right.

Here we go.

Hello.

Hi, man.

Speaking of Terran, please.

This is she.

Terran.

Terran, how are you?

This is a radio show.

It's called The Jubal Show.

Hi, Terran.

I'm Nina.

Hi, I'm Victoria.

And my name is Jubal.

How are you?

Wait, what is this?

It's a radio show called The Jubal Show.

Like, I'm confused.

I haven't like, why are you calling me?

Well, we're calling you because we actually got an email about you.

Okay.

It's from somebody who listens to the show.

And we do a segment on a show that's called the first date follow-up.

That's where if you go on a date with somebody.

And then you end up ghosting them.

That person can email us to ask you why you're ghosting them.

And we got an email about you from somebody.

It's not calling back.

No.

I'm sorry.

Oh, no.

Like, this isn't real, right?

Like, this is a joke.

Are you guys joking?

No, it's not a joke.

Who are you ghosting?

Oh, my God.

Is it Josh?

Yes.

It is Josh.

Josh emailed us.

He told me.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

No.

This isn't real, right?

Josh emailed us.

He told us a little bit about your date.

And he's confused.

He said he really liked you.

And he thought you were into it.

He wasn't aware you're ghosting him.

Honestly.

I mean, if he really wants to know, I'm ghosting him because he's a mans later.

Like an aggressive mans later.

Like, on the date, like, things would be like going fine.

And he would literally pause what we're doing to explain something to me.

And like, not things that are like, I don't know what they are.

Oh, that might be interesting, but like, basic things.

Like, at one point, we're making out.

And he literally paused to say, you know, a physical chemistry is just the result of electrical signals in the brain.

And I'm like, why?

Why are you interrupting us making out to tell me about this?

Like, read the room, dude.

That was good.

I thought it was endearing.

Okay, well, then he explained to me the rules of softball.

To me, me.

I've played for 10 years, and I'm literally our team's shortstop.

I'm sorry, but like, there is no excuse for this.

She told me why the glove is shaped the way it is.

Like, I'm a frickin' toddler.

Oh, okay.

Really?

She's hot, like, ridiculously hot, like, extremely frickin' hot.

That's why I was like, you know, kind of intimate first.

And I try to ignore it, because he is really good looking.

But it's like, once I spend time with him, and everything was just man's plan.

This man's plan.

I was just, I couldn't.

Put up, put up, put up.

Terran?

Terran, that's...

Josh, he's actually on the phone who wants to talk to you.

Oh, so...

So because I know things, and I wanted to share them with you,

that's why you're ghosting me, because I explained stuff.

That's like nerdy charm.

I thought that was like a cute thing.

I thought you were into that stuff.

nerdy charm.

You literally stopped kissing me to break down why some people just click.

Who does that?

It's kind of cute.

I was nerdy.

I thought you were smart.

I thought you'd appreciate insight.

Yeah, insight is when someone offers you something you didn't already know.

Not when some dude explains how beer is carbonated, like a plot twist.

Maybe, maybe you could have just said something instead of just ignoring me like that.

And then, you know, you're kind of...

Radio, like...

I thought you were cool.

Just...

Man, you're just like all the rest.

Well, you know, you're just like every guy who being condescending is a personality trait.

Look, Josh, you're hot.

But that's not enough to sit through a frickin' pet talk every time I touch your arm.

Cool.

Okay, I understand you now.

And, you know, I don't date people who lie and go.

I have fun being, you know, mediocre, Karen.

Have fun with them, okay?

I thought you were...

I didn't lie to you.

Yeah, you know what?

This is just...

I'm embarrassed and...

So, what do we do now?

We just watch.

Say hi and practice.

Like, we ignore each other.

Karen would you like another date with Josh?

We'll pay for it.

I would love another date.

No, I definitely...

Josh, just call her mediocre.

Josh, I'm good on that.

And also, I'm just like to say,

nobody's toilet should look like that.

Like, get it together, Josh.

Oh.

I had told you that my apartment was messy.

Okay, you don't have to say that.

You know, I was going to go to the slide at first, but now I nodded.

It's really nasty.

Like, you're a grown man.

You need to figure that out.

Oh, you can't hold that against me.

No, no, no, thank you.

Nope.

Yeah, what do you guys do now for your games?

This is pretend you don't know each other.

Get on another team.

I'm open to forgetting everything about like,

I'm open to forgetting this ever happened.

And I'm sorry.

You know, just sucks.

That's all.

Yeah.

I mean, I think that we were sign of practice before.

So maybe you think you just go back to the way they were.

Pretend like you never saw a toilet.

Oh, I'll never forget that.

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