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The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz — JuJu's Thursday Thunder, Top 5, and Show Awards | Postgame Show. Machine-transcribed; use the interactive transcript above to jump the player to any line.
It's one of my favorite times. There's that point in every summer where I start convincing myself, I'm going to be normal about football this year. Not as emotional. Not lose myself completely in it. And then the game start. The sprinklers. The smell of grass. The roar of the crowd. The toasting of Miller Light. Ah, that right there my friends. That's my favorite part about all of this because make it football time is great. Make it football time a Miller time. That's special. Some of my favorite weekends are built around football. Getting everybody together, putting the college games on on Saturday come back for the NFL on Sunday, order way too much food, and crack open Miller lights for me and my friends. That's a perfect weekend for me. And Miller light is a beer I reach for every time because it's crisp, refreshing, and easy to drink. Especially when football starts. When it's still somehow down here. 90 degrees in Miami. It's a true American pilsner that cools the body down the original light beer since 1975 and just 96 calories and 3.2 carbs. Legendary game days start with a Miller light.
Make game day legendary. Go to MillerLight.com slash stand by delivery options near you or you can pick up some Miller light pretty much anywhere they sell beer. Game time is Miller time. Celebrate responsibly. Miller Brewing Company Milwaukee, Wisconsin 96 calories and 3.2 carbs per 12 ounces. That's right, it's Thursday Thunder. It's presented by Draft King Sports. Draft King, so crowned yours, Juju. Yes, sir, ski. Back in Miami, the MIA, your foot alive. In person Thursday Thunder and boy do I got three almost guarantees for you. First leg, Brianna Stewart for over 20 points tonight against the number two team in the W. The Valkyries. But guess what? Next leg, that 20 will not be enough. I'm taking the Valkyries money line. And the last leg.
Younger. I'm going with the young ways to walk into Phoenix again and get the three. Point five spread. Younger. I'm watching. Yes, sir ski man, watching to Mystics minus 3.5. Lock that in everywhere you are in America right now, all 50 states. Draft King Sports is available. The crown is down yours. All right, back in the young ways. There you go. Juju, we're going to stick with you here. Your time to continue to shine. You have a top five for us here. Yes sir, I do, man. I'm honored of my boy Samuel Monroe, Jr. passing and Michael Wright, who people would think of them just as villains like no matter what and everything they ever played. Yes, right. I got a top five list of niche villains. Oh, no matter who you see, where you see him. Oh, nice. Yeah, yes, sir. Number five, Noel Guglemy. Oh, yeah, that's Hector.
Hector. Hector. Actually, a name was Hector because he played so many Hectres in so many movies. Exactly. No matter what he in, he did it. Number four, I can't see this brother, man, without thinking about him chopping off something Ramsey Bolton, whoever your name is. I don't trust you. Has he ever been anything else? Yes, there is a great show that was over across upon with Sir Ian McKellen in it about two older gay lovers. And he was the neighbor and it was just a riot of a conventional sitcom where he plays an incredibly likable dude. Really? Yeah, it was very disarming because I was already introduced to him. This is the bastard. Number three, I bought him on the list of couple weeks ago. Christopher Walsh. I was about to say, I think we've done this before because I'm wondering what about Enjango? I think it's Christoph. I don't think he's Christopher. He's Christoph. He's Martin also.
He's an inward to me. What? What? Whoa. He's four letters. He's the inward. Oh, number two. Next. My boy, Samuel Monroe. Oh, my God. Got sucked out. Got sucked out. Partner. You feel me no matter what, bro? Boys, I mean, I wasn't here. Menace and don't be a man. The way he walks up. All right. Creeps up. Didn't Kane make his sister pregnant? Was that the start of the meeting? It was his cousin. Yeah. And in our players club, he had the worst roughest scene and I steal the associate. He's so indelibly connected to that. People still think he did it for real. Right, bro. And the number one person, the number one villain, niche guy, I have never even seen this guy as anything else. Lloyd Avery Jr. The guy who shot Ricky. How do you even know his name? I had the Google app. And that's the guy. That's the guy. So he looks like Rondo right there. He dies. And the originator with a saxophone's comfort.
Uh-huh. That's a saxophone, brother. Yeah. Yeah. And starter hat. Ricky had no chance. All right. Well, Ricky, come on, Ricky goes running the street. First of all, give me a couple of zigzags. Yeah. Cut. Cut. How about stopping for scratchers? All right. Maybe we can wait until later. Go off tackle, man. Didn't you have a milk on them, too? Exactly. You're in the middle of a pursuit. Like, it's in the, it's in the happen. Like, oh, shit. They ran all over me. Like, they were getting chased and they split up because they got chased. Unbelievable, Ricky. Let's do some show awards here. Who performed well today? Yes, sir, man. First off, without this brother, I don't know where it would be today. My brother Roy, the EP award. Hello, man. Great. We can't even pay in there. Also, I like to give the best shirt award. This, nobody said this. And I can't believe you all didn't. My brother Mike Ryan, Dali Parton Cowboy.
That's great. Well, you know what the time is. It's a halftime performance. Thanks, giving performance. The second best Dallas Cowboys things, giving halftime performance, fine. Of course, the Creed one. Yeah. For now, and, oh, man, I want to give the best doggy award. So, my man, Ali, come on. Yeah, Ali. Yeah. You're a good dog. Good dog. And I want to also give the best, the best nonwitch, the best nonwitch among us award. My sister, Trista Creek. Good job, sister. Wow. You're not a witch. She's not a witch at all. No. I want to give the glasses. I've never seen these glasses on you, but they look great award to my brother, Amina, Hassan. Oh, good job. Good job. I don't think you pull Fallujah without the glasses. Right. Sit on the floor, listen to it. I also want to give the man this brother had the Marlins rocking award to my brother, Jeremy Tashay, bro. Come on. Great top five list too at the top of the show. Thank you very much. Roger.
Shoot her on the second one, too. And lastly, come on, man, without this brother, how could we have had this week or last week, the Substitute Award, brother, and the Salute Award. My brother, Zazlo. Good job, brother. Thank you. Thank you. You're the greatest prestigious of the other world. Thank you. Such a fun Substitute. He has a Fort Corner and everything for all right. Did it right. Thank you. I should come in tomorrow rolling in the TV on the cart. He said Edward James almost. I think we got a couple polls for updating here. Yes, sir. We actually got one poll and it's a pretty important poll. Did Jeremy Tashay have the Marlins game rocking? 51% of the audience says yes, my brother did. And those are your poll. Jeremy had that thing rocking. Good night, everybody.
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