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All right. Welcome to another edition of junkies throwback 30,

where this week we feature the guys and some of their all-time hang-ups.

That's a compilation that we're doing for today's throwback.

The first set hang-ups, I thought you'd be like,

we had something that was like bothering us.

You know, like, hang up personally.

That'd be way too long.

But we've done a compilation of different guys that you've flushed throughout the years.

A special segment. We have your first flush ever.

Cakes, do you know the first flush that you guys ever did on the show?

And why?

I don't know it, but I'll guess that it was Jesse James is my guess.

No, no, no. Before that.

There was before Jesse James. It was at JFK.

It was at...

Jackie Slater.

It was Jackie Slater. In 1998, he was with Fox Sports.

No, only Hall of Famer.

Pre-viewing, I think the AFC and NFC Championship weekend.

So he must have said something that offended us.

No.

He was the trigger.

He was he was Hemman and Holland for a couple of days.

You were trying to book him and then he would call after the show.

And then when you finally got the white whale of Jackie Slater,

his phone was so poopy.

You couldn't do the interview.

It was distracting.

It's a thing that phones have gotten better.

It actually caused a fight between J.P. and...

No, J.P. and you.

Because I booked him.

Yes, because you wanted to keep him.

We were back then.

We were getting Fox.

We would get like Marcus Johnson on who was an NBA guy.

A big guy.

I can't remember.

Maybe it was...

It might have been Lenny Dykstra or John Cruck.

I cooked up.

It was like their baseball guy.

And so he was torpedoing my connection to the game.

Well, some of the darkness in the show were on.

We had to book the guests.

Yeah.

That was the worst part ever.

The best thing ever.

We're not doing that anymore.

We hired Valdes and hired Draven.

And all the guys did...

But think about it over the last 15 years.

I mean, because that was so long ago.

But we could have...

We could have easily hung up on a bunch of guests.

We never do it anymore.

For sure.

Because here's the deal.

First of all, we've matured a little bit.

Yeah.

We have more patience.

We're more established.

You gotta remember, we were fighting for our lives.

We were fighting for our professional lives, right?

Like radio was big.

All the popular podcasts.

People hadn't abandoned radio yet.

Like it was a big deal.

We're fighting for our professional lives.

We're trying to be edgy.

We're trying...

We're at a massive station.

We have no experience.

Yeah.

And we...

We have these legends.

You know, Howard Stern, G Gordon Liddy, Donna Mike.

These radio legends that we're trying to survive around.

And we're trying to find an edge.

And...

So we're trying to be edgy.

And I love that.

But J.P. also brings up a good point.

We were booking our own guests.

It was a conflict because...

Damn, that's a relationship I built.

And now you just tore P-dote it.

Right.

Right.

So that was the concept.

Why did our Fox relationship...

Was it...

The disappear after that?

Slater?

I don't think it's dead.

Jacky Slater on home.

He was a good sport.

I will say he was a good sport about it.

And the fight between you two is...

It might be even funnier than the hang-up itself.

Yeah, J.P. kept calling you a pussy

because you weren't talked to Jacky right on air.

What can I say this?

But you ask why?

So this is also why?

Because also we got older.

We just don't care as much.

It's like life, you know, whatever.

But we care about the show.

Yeah, we're different people.

We're different.

But we're not trying to push the envelope every second

like we were.

But the other part of that is

is now we're putting it on drab.

And if we hang up on a skin and we...

Now we just ruin the skins.

And drab has to deal, you know what I'm saying?

And I don't want to deal with drab.

We nailed it me.

You know what I'm saying?

So it's not worth it.

I also don't think it was that well thought out.

We were a little more naive and weren't thinking about it.

We were just having fun on the air.

We couldn't have easily...

I was trying to push the envelope.

No, this is what we're doing.

I understand.

But we weren't thinking about the future relationships

and all that sort of things.

That's what I'm saying.

Because now if that happened, we'd say,

Jackie, hold on, can you talk to our producer

and we'll correct your phone line

at the signals I've written?

We'll say, hey, don't ever book him again.

He stinks.

But back then, we just said you're done flush.

Right, right.

Because also, A, it's good radio.

And B, we didn't have to deal with the repercussions.

Now we do it.

To me, I'd rather avoid all these nightmare arguments

with drab.

That's my point.

I think we know that there's...

We know that there's nuclear fallout, right?

Yeah.

And back then, we weren't thinking about the nuclear fallout

and we didn't care about the nuclear fallout.

Yeah, because now we know if we do hang up,

we're going to need a PR guy who we deal with.

Yes.

And we just don't go through it.

And we get sued.

But that's it.

They were always thrilling at the time.

So I know that we did the...

I don't know which ones we're going to play here

and throw back 30.

So let me itemize our list of hang ups

and our compilation.

By the way, Rich Eisen, he deserved to be flush.

But then we had him in studio and he was great.

Yeah, remember that.

We had him in studio.

And we talked about the flushing, didn't we?

I'm sure he brought it up.

Yeah, no doubt.

And he's just a great guest.

But he was terrible on the phone.

He was much better.

He might have been a noxious or like...

He's a little...

He's a little...

So Jackie Slater, your first one is in the compilation.

Rich Eisen is in the compilation.

Yeah.

We have Ron Jeremy, who you hung up on three times.

I'm going to item in studio.

I was saying he was the greatest in studio.

No, no.

And don't Google what he's...

Did he pass?

No, but he's been a lot of trouble.

A lot of legal trouble.

Paul Stanley.

That was my personal favorite.

He deserved it.

That's one of my all-time favorites.

He was such a jerk and he was so high in himself.

Well, we were trying to...

We were playing a game with him.

Mystery guest.

Yeah.

But he didn't want to play a game.

And he was...

Was he doing like the snoring...

I don't know.

He did some...

I don't know.

He didn't mind me a little bit because I'm a hair metal guy and a rock guy.

And he's a legend.

So to hang up on him.

But he...

He also...

But like Rich Eisen, he deserved it too.

We insulted the legend.

And then Jesse James...

Well, he definitely deserved it.

Yes, he was.

He was a monster.

And he was married to Sandra Bullock.

Is that the deal?

Yes, but I don't remember.

From moment.

But had a kid with Janine, the porn star.

Oh, that's right.

Right.

And all this is claimed to fame besides the celebrity wives.

What did he do?

He was a motorcycle guy.

He was a motorcycle.

Orange.

Orange.

Yeah.

Orange city choppers.

Little red ghost choppers.

You know what?

No, he sucks.

I think he was promoting his discovery show, Monster Garage.

And then also, this is from The Real to Real.

This is early 2000s.

I want to say 2000 or 2001.

Will Leach.

And I don't remember.

Who was a dot comer for SI at the time.

Okay.

And he was stumbling and bumbling kind of like I do.

Okay.

And you guys just had enough.

I don't remember that.

I don't remember either.

You guys had some real animosity towards dot comers back in the day.

You didn't quite think they were radio ready.

Right.

But you guys liked all of their information they had.

So you would try to book them.

Jason was always reading their columns.

So he'd want to get them on to talk about the college football playoff.

And then after about five minutes, you guys just couldn't take it anymore.

I don't know.

It's got to the point now.

It's so weird how world works like dot comers are bigger than mainstream guys.

Yeah.

Many ways.

One of the one of the funny parts about the will interview is that you guys were getting ready

to tell him, hey, we're going to hang up on you.

Right.

And he knew he was bombing and he sighed in the middle of it.

Yeah.

He gave up.

He kind of, yeah, wait.

He would give the white flag.

He was bombing.

I feel like he's a nice guy.

I think you guys had, well, we're sorry.

And you had the flush and you hear him sighing in the back.

We're going.

Because he knew.

Because he knew he wasn't performing.

But he's a young prodigy.

Valdez, good job.

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Yeah.

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Hey, hey guys, do it.

Hey, fantastic.

Listen, number one, you guys got a great show.

Thanks very much.

Very entertaining.

Glad you're showing up in the rating.

Thank you.

I got two things.

Number one, I like Green Bay.

But I'll tell you a plain, plain and candlestick.

I hate to recount.

Plain and candlestick is going to be very tough on them.

And number two, I went to high school with Steve Young.

Yeah.

The guy drank milk.

The best designated driver ever.

Really?

Mormon to a T.

What type of guy was he?

He was a good guy.

He is hardcore competitor.

And he was a devout Mormon.

Because we had Mormons in my high school.

They were like smoking doobies.

No, no, no, no.

This guy drank milk.

We party our asses off.

So you're from Connecticut?

Yeah.

Is there a chance he was a ****?

No.

No.

Well, you know what?

He was not.

Well, hard to say.

He dated a girl who ended up being Miss Universe.

Right.

Or Miss USA.

He probably never tapped it.

Never did.

See?

Never did.

Never did.

Tell him I knew.

Hey, man, he's a Mormon.

It's kind of like being a hardcore cat.

I couldn't know.

All right, man.

Well, listen.

Thank you guys again.

I like Green Bay, but I'll tell you.

I would not be surprised if Stanford wins that game.

I would not.

I would be.

I would be very surprised.

I don't know.

I think Dana Stubblefield is going to have a hell of a game.

I think Young is going to have a hell of a game.

Unless Reggie takes the elbow to the head.

But.

Well, see.

He's down the line, man.

Hi.

Where are we going?

Joe.

Hey, junkies.

How's it going?

What's up, man?

Hey, nothing much hanging out.

This is for JP.

Yeah.

You remember making the bet with the Rams fan?

Yeah, I did.

Okay.

What I owe you?

20 bucks.

Virginia.

We got it.

Virginia Oaks.

Yeah.

We have to go play with you if Virginia Oaks.

Yeah.

No, not because JP made a bet.

Come on.

No, JP only.

All right.

So take JP's ass.

You know what?

He'll be a pleasure.

Yeah, believe me.

Who shoot about a buck 54?

You'll be wanting to leave after a throw hole.

He'll be a six hour round, too.

You want that torture?

He might guess.

All right.

All right.

Stay on the line, Joe.

All right.

There you go, JP.

Joe doesn't know he's getting himself into it.

He's making bets like that.

Yeah.

What?

Bet that the Redskins are going to be the Rams?

Big loser Rams.

Let's show.

Look, JP.

Now your boys on the line.

Let's change gears for a little bit.

We'll talk some football with an expert.

He's on the line right now.

Speaking of the Rams, who hoarded me.

The Rams by beating the Redskins.

I'm going to play golf with that smoke.

Jackie Slater's on the line.

Jackie, how you doing?

I'm doing fine, guys.

How's it going?

We finally hook up with you.

Yep.

Great.

Hey, Jackie, let me ask you a question.

Now, the dolphins were fine for their antics

with putting the silicone on the jerseys.

Now, the Broncos have been fine.

Back in your day, what kind of things

did you have to do to gain an advantage on the defense alignment?

Well, you know, always like that.

So, I think that's a good thing.

We had a few episodes this way.

I think the biggest thing we did was

we were making out judges.

We're right, right.

We're going to kick you.

Get three of them.

I'm going to run a bit eventually.

And then, I'm going to run a bit.

JPM, I'm dying to flush.

Can I flush them, please?

Could we just please flush them?

Please?

You think you'll know what's wrong with flush?

No.

Do it.

Hang on a minute.

Hang on a minute.

The first guest will flush.

First guest will flush.

First guest will flush.

That is brutal.

That mother hordes for three days.

You think we're going to put up with that phone?

That is finished.

You know what?

It calls back.

Not an inch.

That's all right.

He is finished.

You don't call up like that.

I bet he's calling back.

But trifling time.

He has no clue.

We will never get a guest from Fox Sports ever.

I've been waiting for two years to flush again.

Jackie Slater pointing to League for 20 years.

Hall of Famer.

Hall of Famer.

We're just not going to get all of them.

Probably butt nice, but we should have done that to Bob.

Hulligans, we should have done that to Marty Blake.

Size, we did that.

I know.

You know what?

If he calls back, I'm letting you talk to him.

I'm not talking to him.

Amy's out there.

That guy didn't even the hide behind the mic.

That guy didn't deserve it.

That was Gabby Reese.

That phone was butt trifling.

He wore some net.

I know, but he's...

No, no.

I don't think it was worse than that phone.

That was the worst phone ever.

Gabby Reese was like...

All right.

Let's go back to the phone line.

Hey, dude.

I got it.

I got it.

I got it.

I'm more interested in our listeners.

It's got a Frank.

Jackie's bitter.

Yeah, he is.

Frank.

Yeah, he be.

What's up, man?

Hey, man.

I found a...

I got a PlayStation for my birthday.

Right.

It was at Price Club.

Oh, geez.

Yeah.

Let's listen.

All right.

225.

225.

You get the unit itself.

Right.

Extra controller.

Two games.

And a memory card in itself.

225.

225.

What are the two games?

They have various ones.

Puppy's like Vanguard in there.

They are Tom.

You go out and talk to Jackie Slater right now.

No, no, no.

You go out and talk to him.

You don't know what he did it.

I refused to.

No, I refused to.

Oh, he called up again.

He's on line three.

You know what?

Which one's line three?

I don't hang up on that.

I don't do it again.

I'm not doing it.

They're talk to him.

Nope.

Nope.

I'm not going outside in the hall.

Nope.

He's saying he doesn't want to talk to him.

Hey, Tom, we just got cut off.

No, you know what?

His phone was bad.

It's all right.

It was just one of those things.

The phone was hurting.

You have a guy who flushed him.

It's all right.

Move on.

Frankie, we'll talk about PlayStation later.

All right, man.

All right, see you.

Let's go to Mike.

Line six.

Why are you being such a pussy?

You talk.

I'm not talking to him.

Hey, you're the guy who did it.

But you did it.

What do you want me to do?

You can't stand up for what you did.

I flushed him.

I flushed him.

Go over and explain why.

Why?

I don't need to.

Guy came back.

It's our show.

I decided to flushed him.

Why?

It's such a pussy.

JP wants a good tell.

What do you want me to get a verbal warfare with him on the air?

Just go up and say why.

Why?

I don't need to.

You can tell him it was me.

The big pussy that did it.

Tell him.

Why wouldn't you do that if you did it?

Because.

I'm hiding from him.

You've already told him because when you're on hold,

you can hear everything that happens on the air.

So you've already taken care of that.

Did he hang up?

Hello?

Who's this?

Mike?

Junk.

Yeah.

Hey.

What's up, Mike?

Mike, do you think he'd be as a pussy?

Huge.

Huge.

I told you.

What do you want me to say to him?

Got my moto size.

Come on.

Come on, man.

His phone was trifling.

He stood us up for three days.

Hey, I got to.

That took the honies to pull the flush.

Big co-honies.

That was big, wasn't it?

Yeah.

And then those co-honies went away when he just had to go talk to him

for 30 seconds.

Are you down?

Sorry?

You know?

A guy with co-honies like that.

You must tee off with a lob wedge and still out drive those wood.

Basically.

Hey, I know it's not give it up.

But I have got to give it up for he-beef or kicking off the whole sports page with golf.

That was money.

I am money off.

That was money.

That was money.

And secondly, enterprise.

If I have my choice to play enterprise or sit at home and shut my corn with a victorious secret catalog,

I'd be shucking the corn.

Of course.

I don't know what it is.

There are many, many nice tracks around here.

Thanks.

I mean, just keep it.

You can keep it.

I'm going to South Drive.

I'm going to the oaks.

I'm going to Bristol.

Where are they going to treat you with some respect?

Yeah, exactly.

We're never going to enterprise again.

But it's a boycott.

All right.

All right, Mikey.

Big guy.

See you.

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One of my best hookups, Fox.

Yeah.

And we will get to him.

I had like 10 different guests from Fox.

It's over.

What's it done?

He doesn't care.

Oh, I don't know.

Why would you talk to him?

Tell him why.

Go in there next.

After Nick.

Why?

I'm not saying anything.

I'm not saying anything.

Big is on the line.

Hey, Nick.

Yeah, what's up?

What's up?

Hey, Big Kahouni's there, by the way.

20 year veteran Hall of Famer.

It's a show.

I'm in shock.

Come on, it's a show.

His phone was tri-flin and stood us up for three days.

He didn't stand us up.

He called twice.

He just called like after the show.

All right.

The show was over.

Wait, man.

I just got back into town a few weeks ago.

Would he tell you the Redskins were going to lose the Rams?

No, no, no.

This is weeks ago.

Yeah.

This hurting.

I made a bet on the air with them like three weeks before the Rams game.

We were talking about the Redskins.

He said the Redskins were terrible and he goes, you know what?

I'll bet anyone of you junkies that they beat the Rams.

And I said, not a chance the Redskins lose to the Rams.

And what happened?

They lost to the Rams.

The Rams came into Jack Kent Cook Stadium.

And Tony Banks got lucky.

I don't know if they tell you.

I have jinx in my voice.

Woo.

All right.

Oh, geez.

яниwy.

Oh.

Boy, that's just bad.

I'm not talking to Jackie.

I'm not talking to him either.

He's getting in there.

For ön prop.

He doesn't exist with the Mc prevents again.

I'll tell you that much.

It's a big boy.

I know it.

It really isn't.

He's a real big guy.

He's big green villain.

He's polybought Nice.

Holyrolyk what a nice Sky Normal.

I swear.

Take that nice Sky anymore.

Yes, nice.

Yeah, right.

I'm sorry.

We didn't say it

Nick is hurt. Is this Jackie?

Hello, Jackie

Could you hear us?

When it's we barely can hear you. Are you on your cell phone?

All right, where are you right now, L.A. Oh

I'm in the helicopter. Oh

Yeah, you did

No, he say he did. Oh, okay. Oh, you know, I'm we're sorry. We can we can barely hear you though Jack. I apologize

Yeah, that's a little bit better. We did it for a cheap laugh

You're in show business now. You know how that works

Now Jackie let me ask you've been kicking around these playoff games. Who do you like this weekend?

Both teams

Now you're so happy that we did this now for the scintillating interview

Just go ahead continue. I spoke to him

Now you think that there's no chance that Denver can stop Jerome Betis or what?

Oh great analysis

What else to do it? I think this whole reputation that he's required

About being a guy who's a second half-passer. I think much of it over the bar now that game because he was in team

Right the fox scope

You're doing a great job on Fox by the way

Hey, Jack, I'm gonna ask you a question

If you're a 49ers fan or if you're Steve Marychee wouldn't you be a little concerned with the injuries?

I mean Garrison hers is coming back for the first time in what six weeks

Merton Hanks injured his knee against Minnesota rod woods and hurt his calf

I mean they don't have enough team speed to handle Freeman and and Robert Brooks

Now we're going to the bat, but he's just like

JP as you know, I like the fact that you got it. He's just a hurting

You think this is good for the show. This is good radio. This is like a worse radio

Right

Right

I've never heard of a worse phone. I'm telling

So I happen to found out that he's taken about

Right

You know, you know, underfoot phone, but you look at that

I think it's a big talk. It's going to be how I deal with that. I'm going to get some of that

Well, get about it and play a lot this year. You'll stick up. He loved this day

You know that you know, but seriously, but he's soft. No, we don't see a pro. The JP next car judge for this right

I mean, give it to me. I mean, I'm gonna be in the back of it and try to get out there

So I mean, I mean, I'm gonna be talking about the fact the way he's having his family in Brinjal

where it's really difficult for him to know when to play with him. Right

Well, Jackie Jason's a Niners fan. He's very excited. You like the Niners this week. Thanks for joining us

The phone's kind of tough to hear you. We're gonna bet you have to juggle Fox though. Hey, you're a good guy for hanging in there Jackie

No, no, no, no, we're not doing that

And the one who flushed your classes, just remember that

All right, thank you Jackie. He's a good sport. You know, we club them. Yeah, it's great sport. But seriously JP

Seriously, I mean, it's just horrible. You got to know when the fold them. Do we lose all our callers now?

We got a few, but you know what we when a guy calls up on the phone like that you have to house some right

We have some balls. Why would you tell them off the air instead of just saying you know what you know

You know what for three days I did it for a laugh. You know what the cheap so why wouldn't you go talk to him off air because you're a pig

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Well, what's up, buddy? Hey, what's up, man? How you doing? I'm pretty good

All right, let's let's talk about the Florida state Florida game before we get into the bcs

Okay

Now Steve Spurrier went on a record and said hey, you know what?

Doug Johnson is really not playing too well

I'm probably gonna go to Jesse Palmer and that's what he did

He was rotating those guys in and out every play every play and in my opinion just as a fan

First of all it kills your rhythm

So Doug Johnson couldn't get anything going and Jesse Palmer couldn't get anything going

And then you also wasting time when the guy could be in the huddle explaining things calling the next play

I thought it was a bad move on Spurrier's part. Yeah, especially late

I'm of course you know Spurrier's a genius. So of course none of us can possibly question him right self-appointed genius, but

But I don't know. I mean, I mean just it just seems like it's first with in a game like that

I mean it's like they don't even have time to get nervous

I mean it's just they just they're all they're all I they're in and out and they're in and out and I don't I don't

Understand especially ladies that they had to cost them a good 20 30 seconds at the end of that game sure and

And but you know it didn't work

He didn't work and and probably wouldn't the matter anyway right probably wouldn't have mattered

Because I don't think you do one of those quarterbacks is good enough to be able to to take them against for a state

I mean the fact that Florida was as close as as as they were with which was actually kind of surprised to me

but

It's just it's just the best team in the country. I mean, there's not even any question about it. So

It's for to hang it hanging away. They did and plus for a state is so good. They're kicker is

Yeah, he's like a good and most people knows no tackle. So that's that's how good Florida state is

It doesn't miss kicks by the way. Oh

It's no even even

Give him a penalty. That's fine with another one too. Right. Yeah, I think it's another five very good a fifth nine yard

He did a 74 I think if they were in gone far enough

Well, you know the thing that amazes me about that game was

Florida actually was knocking on the door of Florida state over and over again

But they could not punch it in and there were a couple of times where I was like

What tells Steve sprayer doing is he completely averse to running on a first and goal?

Oh, it's well, you know, it's it's

I

It did there's a certain the Florida state and more physical team and then Florida's right now anyway

And I understand why I guess I can see that but again sprayer

He never can figure out what he's trying to I mean if I have the time that's gonna work

Have the time the weird things that he does work and we all think he's brilliant the other half

We don't we wonder what the heck of what the heck he's doing anyway, but uh, I don't know. It's just

I'm not I'm not sure what he really could have I I mean I don't want to question too much because I mean they shouldn't have been that close

All right, let's talk about the BCS

It looks like you know the brass could close the gap on Virginia Tech by you know

What about a point and a half maybe a bit more and Nebraska didn't even play

So Virginia Tech will play Boston College next week now Boston College did go to the South Bend and win

Which could help their schedule strength, but you know Nebraska has an extra game to gain points because they still had a play in the big 12

Championship probably against Texas

I guess assuming Texas beats Texas A&M

But oh, so they're already playing Texas. Okay. Yeah, so they're gonna gain valuable points not just at Colorado

But against Texas who's ninth in the BCS? It's just it's just ridiculous. I mean, I mean

It's either so many different ways you can you can go with this. I mean the brass is closing

I'm thinking the brass is gonna catch him actually and it's weird because there's so many

There's so many different things that you can move for like if you really want to you can route for Texas A&M to beat Texas

Because that will lower the streak of schedule for Nebraska and then you have this other game that you can route for you

It's just ridiculous. It's just it's just insane. I mean at least when you know when we were going by the polls

We got someone to get mad at

We would you know a greedy media types, but now it's just

It's a screaming a computer that nobody understands and I

I entered the fact is Virginia Tech

When beats Boston College and I would be pretty stunned if they didn't all right convincingly

It's just ridiculous if they don't play the net if they don't play in the sugar ball

But I don't I think if Nebraska wins these wins

These next two games as handling as I think they will I think they're gonna be in and I think that's the shame

All right, we're talking to Will Leach from the sporting news.com now will talk to me about

The fact of Virginia Tech if they get hoard and drop to third

What is going to be the reaction not just from Virginia Tech and Frank Beamer

But what's going to be the reaction from the rest of the college football fans around the country who want to see floor to state and Virginia Tech playing the sugar ball?

Yeah, I mean, there's a part of me that almost thinks it might even be a good thing not for this year obviously, but I mean

They will just do whatever this this entire ridiculousness in the first place and and maybe could be one more thing

They would purchase to apply off of course. I did it every year every I think okay

This is the thing to purchase to apply off and this is the thing the person and it never does right and I'm

I mean, there'll be a big reaction, but the fact is is

You know

That's just gonna change the thing is so everything. I can't imagine you I mean

Even even people even even people that that

I'm originally blasted the bcs are so that everyone always wants to give it a chance

He always did the counter saying listen

We've got all the chicken littles out there saying the bcs isn't going to work. Well, it's gonna work

Well, even if it doesn't work, it's not going anywhere. It's not going anywhere

So I think there'll be a big reaction when it happens. I believe it will happen

But I know I can't imagine changing anything

I'm sorry you have to do it. You have to do it

Oh

Wow

That was your guy

Your guy I completely apologize

Apologize to you three he wasn't that bad are he was stumbling and bumbling and it was incoherent

I think you should call to apologize and let him know what's going on just as a person

No, I don't think are you kidding?

Why why we hung up on him would sack like

Like the fact I couldn't actually ask him serious questions about the bcs that he heard the toilet flush

About two seconds before he's cut off. You think you knew his fate. Yeah, I think he knew I was going on

What do you say

Tastes to broke up when I got the omni to get caught up in the background

You know what we I didn't think it was that bad

You're too. Are you kidding me? I think it was that bad. We've had worse. Oh, yeah, we've had way worse. I put it this way

I don't think that would even be in our bottom 10

Kakes you're telling me that guy was a good guest

As far as commers go

For as far as talking college football goes, but you know what he wasn't trevv alberts

He wasn't killing wins maybe I'm jaded because we've been you know used to guys like that right right

But you know you just said my interest. He had a little personality. He did he had a little cork to him

He has him to get the words out like like some of the some people come on the show and they don't even have enthusiasm

I thought this guy had some enthusiasm on here. I'm sorry to bring summer who man. I'm sorry

I couldn't do it. The summer walk by. Yeah, she was laughing. She was gonna vomit seriously. You know what

We've always talked about the dot comers. Right and we banned dot comers from the show. I just I rolled the dice on this

Thought he was wanting because he seriously. I read his column every week. He does a great job on his college football blitz

He's very entertaining. He's very knowledgeable. He's a good writer, but he doesn't transfer just doesn't transfer

It's got good information in his columns. I'm sorry. I was willing to endure it as a matter of fact during the middle of the interview

Slow Joe wanted us to talk over him and I was it ready for because I was I was still trying to grind it out

Lurchy though was ready, but he stopped talking until we had to go whoa put it back put it back

We could ask the question and then we would go back to playing cards for the background

Joe played that rewind that one more time. I want to hear him giggle right after he does a deep breath first

You know, but you don't know what he's giggling for you might be giggling that we're not asking him another question

It's gonna work. Well, it's gonna work. Well, even if it doesn't work

It's not going anywhere. It's not going anywhere

So I think there'll be a big reaction when it happens. I believe it will happen

But I know I can't have the change again

Here's a floss. You have to do it. You have to do it

Oh many giggles

He flushed in any giggle. So you heard the flush. Yeah

He knows

Right

Once again, no more calm. I'm sorry. I apologize. You violated. I did violate one year moratorium

How about a 10 year moratorium? Yeah, I'm a lifetime band. Well, you know, we had done well for the last six or seven months

However long we've been uh

Not coming and all that stuff. That's a new medium right maybe a year from now. You know the the level of people

And you know things will get better. Hopefully here's the thing dot comers. They're they're in the minor leagues

They're in the CBAs. Yeah, you need to work their way up. They're not ready to step up. Yeah. I think it's a very nice drop

The dot com very much you are

Very selected field. Well, let me just say this. I call it JP to dance to do

I really want to talk about football because it's a huge story, you know

Tech might get hard again, but you know we could talk at those wells anybody. No, I know

But it's like it's nice to have someone with insight

Well, that's like the research on the computer. That's the crap. The the reason why we have guests because we know

I'll have tonight we could do the show without any guests

But we like to have guests who are experts in their field and they also offer a different perspective. Sure

And you know, they're unbiased and they're there they go to the games and interview the coaches

They do their research. We're just Joe the fan. Right

But when when we have a guest that comes on and he is the fan like that

Then we get frustrated because that's not what we're trying to get out of it

He I would you know what he would have been fine if he could he sounded like he was bull-crap in us

But if he could have bull-crap this in a nice professional way, right? He just yeah instead of in an amateur's way

Well, here's the deal because that's what it sounded like because we're the amateurs

Right we can identify phony and the amateur my way

Yeah, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Will. I'm sorry sporting news. I still will read you. I subscribe

You'll read Will's column. I will every every time

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He has a book out the hardest working man in show is it is Ron Jeremy. What's happening Ron?

You like that joke but working in parentheses

Of the hardest man in show it works. Have you ever had a problem with that?

I don't know where Harper columns. You know, hey if you ever had a problem with that because we have a kid that

That does movie reviews on this show and we know him and he has a problem with that from time to time

But he's all met. He's taking all these meds

Well, he never had a problem with it wrong. Well, he doesn't

I think I'm really I shouldn't say I've been endorsed and paid to promote things like bigger acts and extends right

I've seen that and why I go they don't do work, but you don't use it. They absolutely I've never taken them in my life

No, yeah, I discussed that in the book right

They think when you're young, you shouldn't take it because if you're gonna be a 20 you should be like a walking libido

Yeah, but see here's it you know go here, but here's it if you take like a half a toe now in the 20s

Then you're 30 you'll need a toe and a half then you need the end of your 30s two pills at three

But we get to be in your 40s 50s 60s if you're doubting a jaw you want to present a date, right? Yeah, but here's the thing

You know we get a list off of that one

What times you gonna say that? Well, he just won't listen Ron. You got a list of jerseys Ron

The kid takes OCD medicines, so that's the thing and he can't

He can't make it work unless he gets extra help

OCD. Yeah, he's got a passive compulsive disorder

Uh-oh, but that's that's a mental problem right right

I'm up with kids who had that when I used to teach them mentally challenged kids, but

well, what would he

They used to work with kids who had died and also had mentally had to cap and they had no problem getting a left

Well, this kid's all screwed up. Yeah, believe me. He's way out there

I'm gonna be giving him antidepressants or something. That's a gun of

Thorazine and Melrill or Stella Zena from I don't know what he's taking to be honest with you

And yes, trust me. The last thing you need to take more meds about that. No, I think he's only like 21-22

Yeah, it's a shame because you're taking the pill now right what you're doing these 40 you know what I found amazing Ron

I read half your book. I've just read as much as I could yesterday that you're family

seem to like not have a problem with you, you know, you talked to your dad about it

Oh, yeah, of course it helps and they knew that I was using it as a means to an end

I've got other things

Marketing, mainstream films

There's a lot of great celebrity stories that you'll see the second half of the book. Yeah, yeah

The porn in the beginning right the second half with a lot of big celebrity stories

Yeah, I don't and again, I don't write them out because I mentioned there was single at the time right have you banged up the breaking up couple of spots without

mentioning names. Have you banged a bunch of celebrities that we all know

So I've done a couple of women and I won't mention that's not in the book right

I do mention a lot of the guys that have you know

They've been involved in the history some were done things right by side or who are some of those guys?

Who are some of those guys?

Well, I mentioned that Billy Idol is a great story. Right. Go ahead

I'm actually ready for the story with Charlie Sheen. What was the story with Sheen?

Kenneth Sins, Flash, you know Lars. What was it? Tell us one of the stories

Oh, it is a minute. See uh tell us the Charlie Sheen story. That's a great one

I never actually paid for sex my entire life. Right. Little did I realize that it was paid for me once but I didn't even be knowing it

I went to Charlie Sheen's house in Malibu, like so you used to live

He had a big party and I brought two girls some porn, Heather and Demonshire

And we're all having fun and the girl that brought him with some of his friends. I meet this blonde

I go into the background. We play a rousing game. I've hired the bacon. Right

The end of the night I see Charlie handing a money. I'm going. Oh no. Oh no

He says laughing but his arm around me. He put his like cheek goes all run. He

He thought she liked you huh. Yeah

I'm looking at some of the pictures. Is he a good guy? Is he kind of

He's a hiding girl and I said to him, but Charlie I've got two girls

You can't ask me to go with your friends for now. I'm not going to try

All right. And he says to me thanks. All right

Now I'm looking at some of the pictures and you got that story? No, we got it. Yeah

I'm going to turn my mic off right now. No, we do, but it's like what do we ask you when that was a punchline?

Yeah, my mic started. Yeah

No, like when we ask you a question, you don't stop. So we just have to wait.

I'm going to turn my mic off. No, the punchline is that

My girls were in pain. Right. And we're in pain. They go Charlie. My girls are going to get

They go as well. Thank you. Right. I'm just looking at the pictures and you have been with

Basically every star in Hollywood

I'm looking at the picture with that. I mean, there's a story to go with it.

This is like a tourist picture. They go, Hey, please get a picture of the camera. I mean, this story is with each picture

We'll talk about Brad Pitt then

That was at the premiere of rod. I've been in a couple of times

It's like there's a kind of a funny story that one time when he was a Jennifer has been me and my friend Phoebe

Saying hello. This actually is not even in the book. Saying hello to him. You know

He

Jennifer gave me like a weird look like I didn't know these two, you know

Because I've made him a couple of times once was at the rock star premiere at the comment at the house of blues

You know, he was originally the lead in rock star

Right

So Jennifer had it and had the female lead then last minute he backed out and the part went to Mark Woolberg

The someone that being not very successful, you know

Right now at the right at the big rap party following the premiere. We're all hanging out together

I gotcha and playing alone him and he actually said I want to picture my mom

So you know, we took a photograph. We jumped about it and then I some of the week later at a

I am with the band Bush and Gwen Stefani and then of course we said hello to him again. It's oh nice to see you all again

Generally the word look like what do you know? I'm Jeremy. It was kind of funny, you know, all right

That's a killer little story nothing that's one of the minor ones. I got better ones than that but now Ron you're on the

Make it to the final that wasn't exciting. All right. We didn't make it into the book. All right. I hung up one

I

He went listen

I'm sorry Chris. I'm sorry. What was the connection on that one listening?

Fun. I don't care. He wasn't listening. Oh, that's fine. You couldn't ask a question. He did he does his prepared stick

I wish we did the gas face though. Well, you have it. I'm looking for it. I've got it. It just reading a book

He's reading right here. I'm trying to catch up if you don't mean it's die tried when the host can't even get a word in edgewise and

Well, you tried about eight times. I tried to say something you told him

You won't stop talking. Right, you know, stop when we

Stop when I ask your question. Well, I heard his punch on his punch on stock is calling back and you

Brett's gonna have to deal with this

You tell him he reported his punch line. That'll be good. Tell him that we went off the air. No, it'll be

That's far. I want to put him on and give him the gas phase. Tell him there's an avalanche

I think we buried the stage set him up with a question and this is in the middle. All right. Yes. Okay. All right

Brett put him back on. I got it ready to say sorry. Oh, you have the question. Yeah. No, I've got the gas

I've got MC search. I guess I'll lose this publicist's number. Yeah

Ron. I'm sorry. I storm here. Yeah. Hey, we want to

That's one of the more minor stories so that didn't put that in the book. It wasn't exciting. Hey, tell us another Brad Pitt story.

Well, that was it. Did you hear the whole thing? Yeah. That's another one.

That saves it. It just does. You think I'll call back again. He might.

I mean, he did buy the ice storm. Now he knows. We'll play about the ice storm again.

I great. He didn't hear the gas phase. He repeats his story because that was just a minor story.

Well, no, he doesn't tell a good one. Let me just tell us the minor story. Tell us the major story.

I want to say this in the bedroom. I actually like him. It's like a nice guy. I've seen him on other interviews.

He's a funny guy, whatever, but he's done so many of these and he's so willing to just show

on everybody how sort of witty he is. Put it back on, put it back on.

Oh, I see a guy face again, but ask him about a billy idol. That was really put it back on.

Brett put him back on, dummy.

Geez, we're having this huge storm here in the northeast and we can't

They're falling down all over the place. These are falling. There's ice everywhere.

Cars getting off the road. We apologize. We're having this connection problem because

This ice storm in the northeast. Yeah, where are you right now, Ron?

Where are you? I'm at the bunny ranch in Carson City.

Oh, nice. All right, so we're talking about your stories. What does it tell us the billy idol story?

That's pretty fun. That's a pretty good one, right?

I won't do it again. I won't do it again.

I can't believe he'll call back. He'll call back. Of course he will.

I won't do it again. I won't do it again. I keep telling him. I'm just like,

Oh, I'm sorry, the connection. We're phone problems. He's like, Oh, okay.

I won't do it again. He's not doing some pump his book. No, because they said he had to be out by 8.10.

Oh, he's out. Yeah, he's out. All right. If he calls back, he has to die in the same way.

The trouble. That's all right. Brad, he did talk. He was shut up. He was bad. I don't think

anyone we can do. I don't think Billy Idol story. Did we do it?

Did we handle it right? 86644, junks. People can chime in. I mean, I think he has good stories.

We've had him on before. He was good the first time that we had him before.

Yeah, we get to autopilot. I mean, he gets the fascinating stuff. I read the book.

What was the very first question that you tried to jump in like eight times? He was

going to go from one to two to three to four by 10. He said, yeah, but yeah, but yeah, but

I think that was an instant classic. That was pretty good. 86644, junks.

Was it easy? You could have waited until he actually finished. I could have, and maybe I'm just

a bad interviewer. What would we hearing that on the drive in tomorrow at like 505? I mean,

that's a record for hangups in an interview. I mean, it's on a three time. No, never. I mean,

I'm definitely the king of stepping on people and talking over them.

No, it's the very first question. You've been to a plan to take people out by Ron Jeremy.

Do you think? He just think I know. I think in his defense, he didn't hear me,

because he's just an autopilot. Right. He didn't hear anybody.

By the same token, when you're doing interviews and hello, we've done probably thousands of them,

you know, at some point you got to jump in and you want to add a story. You want to have a conversation.

We would bring up one name from the book or one story and he would just bum rush it.

Bruce Kimmelia and his top rate minutes. And then he would say it was a great story.

And he really was punchline. Let me try it again. It really wasn't that funny.

None of the stories he told were great, but it's good at Jason. Right. Great would mean that

was laughing at it. Exactly. And I'm an easy laugh, not laughing. Yeah, you didn't laugh once. No.

Except for when you were at the gas station. Oh, that's funny. Jason.

Jason, good morning. Yes. Good morning, fellas. That was the funniest,

funniest stuff I've ever heard. His stories were horrible. It was bombing. Right.

Yes, you should again, the gas station to be getting.

Well, I'm getting ready to turn my mic off. You should just gave it to him.

Right. I mean, his great story was Jennifer Anderson saying, how do you know these guys?

To Brad Pitt. I mean, that's his great story.

And the Charlie. What was the question?

Hey, Parker. Big deal. The punchline was you thought she really liked you.

Right. Right. Okay. All right. That's good.

Doesn't he try to do stand up at times he has done.

Thank you. He has to be buddies with Sam Kiddison. Mike.

Yeah. What's up, buddy? That was probably one of the funniest segments I've ever heard.

Yeah. Wow. I'm sorry that it went that route because I actually met Phantom.

I read his, I read his story. I was looking forward to the interview.

I mean, I read half his book. He's got a fascinating thing where he rinses out his junk

after every scene. He goes through a whole scrubbing process. He's never got an STD.

You know, he's got a whole, he's got to leave a weird question out there.

No. Have you ever prepped more for a guess? I don't think you ever have.

You read half the book. I'm a porn thing. I'm a porn thing.

I've never prepped for a guess at all. I've never read a whole like half a book.

I mean, how are you ready to go? I mean, I really want to talk to you. I've been one shop.

He's the most popular male porn star ever in history. He's been named it.

He's an American icon. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And we just house them.

And I believe there's an ice storm that caused the back connection.

I still like him. I mean, I would go up to him and still talk to him because I think he's a funny guy.

But he just is terrible. It wasn't working with us. Nope.

He says that there are stories, every picture, every picture is the same.

He's a groupie. Yeah. Picture with Chris Rock.

Picture with Carrot Top. Picture with Matthew McConaughey.

He's basically Brett. Take pictures with everybody.

Picture with Mini Me. It's going to Steve and Reston. Steve, what's up, buddy?

Hey, what's going on, John? What's up, Steve?

Man, I've been listening to you guys since 97. You guys are the best.

That's the best thing I've ever heard in my life.

People won't really hang up. Yeah.

That way, so we'll see it's a straight interview with him.

Yeah. It's not even close. Right.

King says this is bombing.

I think I'll see being. Yeah. That was bickle.

He said up his voice and lurched.

Lurched is a king right now. You flushed them three times.

I'd love you to gasp for you and play the football guy from yesterday.

Bombing out. That's also the top 10. What would you mean, Dan Hawkins?

Yeah, we're going to play the end of the show.

Yeah, we're going to play at the end. We have.

All right. Thanks, buddy. Appreciate it, buddy.

Let's go to let me see. It's going to Matt.

I think Matt might be upset with us. Matt.

What's up, guy? Hey, Matt. Hey, buddy.

Man, I know it was a little bit lame from his stories,

but that man did teach me to do things.

I didn't know how to do it. That's when I was in high school.

Right.

What's fun? He got to respect that a little bit.

He's been a guy when we started to entertain here.

He was not entertaining at all.

It was, it was still kind of funny, kind of entertaining.

Even you guys just join in on him.

I didn't think he had to drop him like that, but he's still all right.

I'm sorry that we disrespected Ron Jeremy for you.

That's okay, man.

I think the guy said so much better than the flushed.

Oh, yeah.

He fills it.

A flushed mega played once a show.

Oh, thank god for empty surgery.

Man, this is quite idiotic.

I mean, it's because of the white wrap we're showing.

I'm the only one that watches it.

But that did go down in 1990 and we're just starting to use it.

I've worked behind the curve as usual.

It's good as scoop.

That's fine.

Toilets have been flushing for hundreds of years.

Scoop.

What's up, buddy?

What's up, fellas?

How you doing, man?

Yeah, I got you off the wagon back on that.

Thank you.

I'm getting it all on.

I was glad to get the edge back, I know.

Hey, it was almost close to the one to do from kiss.

It was almost.

Oh, Paul Stanley.

Well, we only hung up on him once, I believe.

Yeah, that's what I said.

It was close, but the Paul Stanley was just so good,

because he was so serious.

Right.

Hey, Scoop.

You ever seen a Ron Jeremy movie?

No, I want to say a hairy person, Paul, though.

Then you must know how any chick even, like,

that's like a big ass gorilla, man.

I'm like, I'm looking at some old VH1,

like, what is really going on here?

Well, to be honest with you, not to get gay on you,

but if you looked at his publicity photos

for when he was first started out,

he was like a serious actor's name is Ron Hyatt.

He was like a good looking dude.

He was in play, girl, and he was like,

oh, buffed out.

He's skinny.

He means face is going a little bit hard.

A long time ago.

Yeah, but his body is a great shape.

Yeah.

So what guess have we hung up on besides Jeremy?

Paul Stanley.

Paul Stanley.

Rich Eisen.

Yeah.

Jackie Slater.

Jackie Slater back in the day.

Tom Levin's ball.

That's James, definitely.

Tom Levin's ball.

Have you ever come up with a rich,

the Phoenix writer that killed the car accident?

Oh, he's showing fouls, he's showing fouls.

Oh, don't fouls.

Go bad about that now.

That'd be none of the .com current.

Yeah, bebe of online, guys.

Yeah, online, guys.

They suck.

It doesn't happen often, because you're just

ruling a connection, an ad agency, or whatever it is,

a PR firm, just below it.

Oh, Bill Walton.

Yeah, we trust him.

Oh, that's right, we trust him.

Let me tell you about the Pontiac GTO.

I'm going to have my buddy tell you about it.

That is one of the best.

Yeah, Bill Walton passed the phone

during the interview to a sales guy.

Yeah, right.

It was awful.

Believe it, we've done awful interviews, but you know.

I think we've got to play that interview again, though.

Jeremy's.

That one?

It's an instant classic.

All right, you just want to go home early.

No, I know.

Yeah, that's the word.

No, I think it's funny.

I think we should bring it back tomorrow.

All right, yeah, I'll do it again.

I don't care.

I'll be on the podcast.

Because some people are getting in their car right now.

They're missing it.

They missed it.

They missed it.

It was a great bit.

It's too long to bid.

Plan bit.

We plan.

Yes, I'm sure we did.

After the writer's meeting, right?

Yeah, that's good.

Kevin Fairvax.

Kevin, we love meetings.

What's up, hey, man?

Yeah, I thought we all do was kind of cool to them,

but if you really wanted to be cool to them,

was make them call back twice.

And then at the end say, you know,

we really didn't like your interview.

That's how you think it was.

There's another associate who do the calls.

It's a little false.

That's the worst idea ever.

Is that the ex-cambuser, by the way?

He's usually a good caller.

I don't believe that.

Kevin, the ex-cambuser.

That was one that Kevin.

I don't think so.

Was it?

It might have been Kevin, but I don't think it was him.

I don't think it was him.

I believe it was.

How about he was a suck-ass caller?

That's what he should be called.

That's his nickname.

Yes.

That was awful.

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We got Rich Eisen going to join us at 8 o'clock.

Rich Eisen and NFL Network used to be with ESPN.

He's got a book coming out looking forward to having him in studio.

We'll talk some NFL with him.

But few years ago, and it might have been all on us.

Can you remind me we're just doing the morning show.

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What happened?

We had him on the show.

What happened?

And we ultimately hung up on him.

Why?

Let's take a listen.

You don't remember?

No.

All right.

All right, join us right now to talk about the new network

and his show NFL Total Access.

Isn't it more ESPN?

It's here for the maker.

Rich Eisen.

What's happening, Rich?

Rich, are you there?

Yeah.

I am.

All right, hey, buddy, congratulations.

What's the network started today or tomorrow?

Tomorrow.

Tomorrow, it's big.

Are you excited?

Yeah, I'm really excited.

That's kind of crazy.

You sound it.

Yeah, so we're going to be live on tape here.

No, you're live.

We're all on our own now, bro.

You're live right now.

Oh my goodness.

That's a bad question.

Now you can turn it on.

That's OK.

Just flip the switch.

Yeah, flip the switch.

You're going to want them to magically use an app bot.

I'm just figuring it out.

Actually, that would have been better radio.

It's funnier if you curse.

What did you think?

So, dude, you leave ESPN.

I guess you guys don't come to a contract agreement.

And then you sign a deal with NFL.

Now, is this going to be more like NBA TV, which is kind

of always there, but it's not really a big player.

Or is it going to be like a real channel?

No, I decided to leave ESPN and not be a big player.

No, honestly.

I decided, what the hell?

You know what I'm saying?

Let's just put it all the way.

That's the smartness.

Well, if you're going to be a dick, then we'll just hang up on you.

No, come on.

Yeah, if you're going to be a dick, then we're

asking you a question.

We had Rich on the show before.

And we almost hung up on it.

Yeah, I'll hang up on it.

I don't care because the smart out, he's not the 5-7

Midget.

Oh.

Wait a minute.

You're being a dick.

You're not going to have a sense of humor.

That's what my friends and we've watched in DC.

That's what you're doing.

You're not going to have these guys have a sense of humor.

Now, the problem is you're too smarmy, dude.

You're not that smart.

Uh-oh.

Well, at any rate, this thing is going to actually be on.

He's too smarmy.

He's too smarmy.

He's too smarmy.

He's too smarmy.

All right.

Hold on.

I think it was Bickel.

Yeah, but you started me.

You know what?

You got me down.

You started me.

It's my fault because you listen to the beginning.

You go, you said something about a...

I was being sarcastic.

You can turn it on.

You can turn it on now.

Okay.

But before that, you said something else.

I said you said something.

Yeah, you sounded exciting.

Okay.

I was being sarcastic.

But you said you came out and just blatantly said that if you're

going to be a dick, I'm going to hang up on it.

Because that, okay.

Okay.

Maybe my question sucked.

But it was like, tell us about the NFL Network because if it's

anything like NBA Network, that one stayed.

He basically called his network minor league.

He's a fed playhead, even though...

Yeah.

Yeah.

I left the SPN to not...

I know, but he's trying to like pump it up.

He's like excited about it.

I threw him a softball.

Tell us why it's going to be silly.

Well, he got bitter at it, apparently.

He didn't take too kindly to your question.

I think collectively as a show, we had a short series.

Well, I know this for a fact.

Ryan was going fine.

I know this is for a fact.

He takes the J.P.

He had nothing to do with it.

It was me.

It was mostly you.

You guys were really...

No, no.

He's not angry, it was mostly you.

He was going up on him.

Right, right.

And he didn't like my question.

But you sent me down the road.

Okay.

I do think you sent him up because during my intro,

I think you slid in a comment.

What did I say?

Or maybe within the first five seconds, no lurch.

Yeah, lurch up to 10.

Then the first five seconds, you said that.

You said that and you said something.

He goes, I'm excited.

And I go, yeah, you sound it.

Because he really didn't sound it.

Right.

But I mean, that wasn't enough to hang up on.

Did you have another jab?

Something about it.

Yeah, that would be worth listening to.

Who said that?

I don't know.

Lurch did.

Oh, yeah.

It was a subtle jab.

But it was a jab.

All right.

Lurch just were like body punches.

Right.

And then bickle stolen the face.

I'm going to be having haymakers.

Because I asked him a question.

And then he got to call them a midget.

Well, then he called the five, seven midget.

Well, he's definitely, he's turning around right now as he's driving.

Well, he's not going to keep my name and be out of his hotel.

He'll come in.

He's a fine man.

I wouldn't do our show.

Can we listen to it again?

Again.

The whole thing.

Come on.

Come on.

It's okay.

One minute.

The whole thing.

The whole thing.

It was a minute.

All right.

Listen to Jason.

Set the tone for this.

I'm going to turn this right now to talk about the new network and his show and a full total

access.

Is it going to re-spanish with the maker?

Rich Eisen?

What's happening, Rich?

Rich, are you there?

Yeah.

All right.

Hey, buddy.

Congratulations.

When's the network started?

Today or tomorrow?

Tomorrow.

Tomorrow.

Tomorrow.

It's big.

Are you excited?

Yeah.

That's kind of crazy.

Yeah.

So we're going to be laughing on tape here.

So that's a bad question.

Now you can turn it on.

That's okay.

That's too deep.

That's a good question.

And actually, you know, using F-bomb and just figure it out.

Actually, I would have been better radio.

Yeah.

Fine.

That's a good joke.

That was good.

You leave the SPN.

I guess you guys don't come to a contract agreement.

And then you sign a deal with NFL.

Now, is this going to be like, is it going to be more like NBA TV, which is kind of always

there, but it's not really, it's not like a big player.

It's just a horrible class here.

No, I decided to leave the SPN and not be a big player.

No.

I just wanted to tell you what the hell.

You know what I'm saying?

Let's just throw it all away.

It's what I'm thinking.

That's the smartness.

Well, like, if you're going to be a dick, we'll just hang up on you.

No.

We had rich on the show before, and we almost hung up on him.

I'll hang up on him.

I don't care.

Because he's a smart out.

He's not.

He's not.

He's a five-step ninja.

Wait a minute now.

You're being a dick.

You're not going to get a sense of humor.

That's what my friends and we watched in DC.

Yeah.

But I'm trying to scare you.

We're like these guys have a sense of humor.

Now the problem is you're too smart, dude.

You're not that smart.

Well, at any rate, this thing is going to actually be on...

You're going to come back.

No.

You're going to come back.

He's dead to it.

He's not.

He's pretty smart.

Yeah.

Like you said.

I love it.

So you had already hung up on him, right?

Yeah.

Right there.

I got lurched for four jabs.

I get four jabs.

You sound really excited.

Yeah, all right, so comparing this to softened them up and he came up with a knockout

ball. He said, you're excited. Yeah, you sound excited. Then he said, now you can turn

it on when he found out that it was a live interview. And then he said, that will, that

will be better radio. And then he said, see, that's the smarminus. And then after you said,

see, that's the smarminus, then he goes into his hold. If you're going to be a dick tie

raid, well, I guess my question is smart. Alec, even though I don't know that you said

Alec, you said some smart, some smart Alec. He's stupid. You too smart me. You're not

that smart. You're too smart me. I guess today's interview goes much better. I think it's

much smoother. Oh, I'm guessing he's turning around. He ain't coming in. I still sleep

in. I'm going to come in and deal with us. He's coming in to plug his book. Yeah, it is

called book total access, a journey to the center of the NFL universe. Although you

just plugged it, he could turn around. I'll plug his book. I'll acknowledge my question

maybe was weak, but my point was we had never seen the NFL network. And I'll be honest

with you, the NBA network stinks. Well, the NFL network has NFL dollars behind it. It

just pumbles. Well, the NBA has money. Are you kidding me? I know it's can't compare NFL's

king. You know that. The NBA, what's more intriguing? What is more fans, the NBA NFL? It's

not even close. So you kind of knew that it would probably be successful. No, I didn't.

I thought it would be like the NBA network. Yeah, I felt like a flop. I thought it would

be sort of nondescript like the NBA. Like the golf channel is to me. I guess a background

channel. The golf channel pummel. The reason it's relevant is because they have NFL games.

Well, how about they hired real real announcers like Rich and a lot of like XESPN guys. Right.

And it came out out of the shoot like legit. Yeah, but you know what? I actually like the

NBA channel because I'm an NBA fan. Well, I used to be. I don't watch it. I don't

know. I don't know if it's fan. I am, but I don't watch the NBA the way you used to.

I think yes, Penn does plenty of NBA coverage. And a fun network is awesome. Yeah. I mean,

I watch it every day. Well, I can only watch it now because it's on in high death. I mean,

again, the off seasons, it's great when they do their draft coverage and do all the combines.

Yeah, I like that. That's a great. I agree with you. It is a great network. It's

way better than what I thought it was going to be. Hey, you got to see Mochler at Boob's Jiggle

when he did the 40 yard dash. You can't acknowledge you at the time. You thought when

I was in went from ESPN to the NFL network that raised your eyebrows a little bit.

I'm sure it was a risk. It started a new fledgling thing. No, it's worked out great.

Well, it's worked out exactly. Yeah. Yeah. He just got a little bit salty when you said,

is it going to be just kind of a, a bit player? He's basically the face of the network.

I mean, it to be insulting. I was just asking, what's this network going to be like?

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I guess we got our mystery guest calling in here in a moment, right?

Yeah. It's the last night I'm taking the trash out, and you don't have

had this problem with my trash. Squirrels and other animals and everything.

Other vermin getting into the trash. I caught that bastard last night.

It was a freaking raccoon.

Seriously, it was the biggest raccoon I've ever seen.

It looked like an elephant.

Right, he's feasting on all of you.

Yeah, you're left over.

And it was but scary because I had to go down the stairs because my trash can's

underneath my little stairwell thing.

So I pulled the trash can out.

All of a sudden this raccoon is huge raccoon.

All right, the signs of a gorilla jumps out.

You know, in the dark, it's but scary.

I didn't know if it was a possum.

I didn't know if it was a rabid dog.

I had no idea what it was.

All right, and I'm looking at him go, oh my god, you bastard.

And I go, and I'm scared.

You know, I don't like animals.

Right.

Well, I'm definitely scared and don't like.

You got a corner and I don't know what you call it.

Road inside.

I want those things.

I was wearing a dirt Brooks jersey.

Is that big?

He's freaking huge.

And I'm up and I'm like, get away.

Get away.

I go by the stairs and I'm someone.

Get away.

You bastard.

He looks at me and he goes, he laughs.

He gives me a stinger and laughs at me.

He walks right back over the trash.

And I watch him do it.

He knocks the trash can down.

I'm watching all this.

The lady kicks it aside.

He goes, and he digs it and starts eating my trash.

And I go, you bastard.

Get out.

And now I'm screaming.

I'm waking up.

Everybody in my neighborhood.

My neighbors are like, oh, I see.

We have a cycle of living.

Right.

Then get out.

You bastard.

And now I'm panicking.

Because, you know, and my in-laws are actually over.

And I'm like, get inside.

Like, you know, we don't know that thing in my bite.

You're so, you know, it's hard to get rabies.

Right.

So I get inside and I go, I'm panicking.

Where's the rabbi?

So I go, whatever you want to put out.

I call, I call the police.

Okay.

Call the police.

And I say, I've got a, I've got a racon in my, in my,

call the police for a racon.

Call the police.

And I said, look, I got a raccoon.

It's a show.

I got, I know a guy who's a cop in Montgomery County.

He said, here, call animal control.

Tell him it's an emergency situation.

Because they won't come down unless it's an emergency situation.

I said, what's an emergency?

He said, just tell him it's rabid or whatever.

I said, all right.

So then I call and then for some reason,

just because I got a money.

It's all the police in New York.

So this is a heart pillow.

I have a hard time lying about, I just said,

so I couldn't tell her that it was rabid

because they just come and look at me.

It's not slavering anything.

They're not a rabid wreck.

It's not the moment at the mouth.

No, it's just, it's just friggin' annoying.

And I, so I call up and they,

since I didn't hit the emergency button,

I just went to the regular animal control.

They answer it, animal shelter controls.

And then I go, oh, animal lovers.

Not money.

So she had to,

I call a pedometer, I chance.

So she answered the phone and she goes,

hi, animal control.

Yeah, and I go, uh, yeah, I've been,

I finally caught this bastard.

There's been a raccoon pummeling my trash.

It's been two years now.

I caught him red in the ass.

He's still doing it right now.

I caught him in the ass.

I caught him in the ass.

Hand in the cookie jar.

I'm watching it occur right now.

I said, you need to come pick him up.

I got kids.

This is an unsafe environment.

And I'm freaking scared of him and I hate him.

And she said, well, is he a threat to you?

I said, absolutely.

Of course.

I said, well, if I put a bullet in his head,

you know, how's that for a threat?

I don't know.

What did you say?

Are you sure you said that?

I don't remember what he said.

I don't remember what I said.

Okay, we got a live one on the phone here.

This one's a loose kid.

I said, is it a danger?

I said, well, is it a danger?

If I start shooting in my neighborhood,

because this gun,

because I'm trying to relate to the point

to the animal lover,

because you have so many guns later right now.

Then I'm going to kill this effort

if she doesn't come down and pick it up, right?

All right.

And she's unfazed by me.

Why did you go to your trunk and get the friggin' steel head out?

And it's public.

That was scared of it.

It's a friggin' wild animal.

And it's...

You can't compete against the golf club.

I guarantee it.

What part of it was the size of Godzilla

that you don't understand?

It was the biggest...

I do understand.

You know, I don't ever.

Right, I know.

It was Godzilla.

What happened?

I just got a little beat.

I just got the trash.

That shot more wouldn't send up control over

because she said, is it outside?

It's in the outside.

She said, well, the outside did it's natural habitat.

If it's not a threat to anybody,

I said, well, it's gonna be a threat when I start shooting

and I start killing it man.

Random people walk about it.

Don't you own that property?

Yeah.

He's trespassing.

I think he says that.

He's violating a statue.

Why don't you sue the raccoon?

And I said, okay.

Well, when I put a bullet in his head,

I hope you feel good about it.

I said, thank you.

Thanks for nothing, right?

You're gonna goodbye, right?

And hang up.

And we'll keep coming back.

Yeah.

You know, I don't know what to do.

I'm an ongoing problem.

And I'm telling you, more than the nuisance,

you get the trash everywhere.

Yeah.

I'm scared of that effort.

It is as big as Godzilla.

I know I have a rule that I told D.

So we can take the trash out in the door.

A true estimate of the weight of the raccoon.

Honestly, I don't want to get out of it.

I must have been 8,000 pounds.

Probably two billion pounds.

All right.

An honest estimate, I'd probably say 25 pounds.

Yeah.

I'll put it this way.

I thought a raccoon was like slightly bigger than a,

okay, maybe like twice the size of a squirrel.

That's what I would think, honestly.

I mean, I don't know.

I've never really seen a raccoon.

You obviously not.

Okay.

This raccoon, I would say, is, I don't know how,

two and a half feet long.

Right.

Seriously, it looked like Caroline's dog.

Remember, Tom is a girlfriend.

Just fat, bloated, clearly not missing any dinner.

Right.

So just a big fat, huge raccoon.

You know what, we can ask our mystery guest.

If he's ever had a run in with the raccoon, now,

cakes, and I know who the mystery guest is,

lurchine eb, I guess we'll ask him some questions.

Yeah.

First of all, have you ever had a run in with the raccoon?

Nothing that I would talk about on the air.

Right.

Well, everything, nothing's out of bounds.

So how would you do that?

He's probably had some women that have looked,

maybe like a raccoon that he's encountered.

All right.

Mr. Guest, when we ask him,

I try to make yourself feel better.

I'm doing pretty well.

All right.

Mr. Guest, when you answer our questions,

you can only answer in one word.

Yes, no, or if we ask you a number, whatever,

only one word, okay?

Should I say sir afterward, Paulso?

Yeah, that's fine.

Holy to me, all right.

All right.

First question is, are you an actor?

No.

All right.

Are you?

First of all, have we established how many questions

you don't, he's gay?

Look at the Billy.

Did we get nothing but time?

All right.

They're gonna hour left in the show.

This guy's got all day.

All right, dude.

Do you have, are you a singer?

Yes.

Oh, a singer.

Oh, I thought right to the chase.

Have you ever performed in Las Vegas?

Yes.

Are you Wayne Newton?

Yes.

All right, Lurk.

All right.

Do you currently have a band?

Yes.