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All right. Welcome to another edition of junkies throwback 30,
where this week we feature the guys and some of their all-time hang-ups.
That's a compilation that we're doing for today's throwback.
The first set hang-ups, I thought you'd be like,
we had something that was like bothering us.
You know, like, hang up personally.
That'd be way too long.
But we've done a compilation of different guys that you've flushed throughout the years.
A special segment. We have your first flush ever.
Cakes, do you know the first flush that you guys ever did on the show?
And why?
I don't know it, but I'll guess that it was Jesse James is my guess.
No, no, no. Before that.
There was before Jesse James. It was at JFK.
It was at...
Jackie Slater.
It was Jackie Slater. In 1998, he was with Fox Sports.
No, only Hall of Famer.
Pre-viewing, I think the AFC and NFC Championship weekend.
So he must have said something that offended us.
No.
He was the trigger.
He was he was Hemman and Holland for a couple of days.
You were trying to book him and then he would call after the show.
And then when you finally got the white whale of Jackie Slater,
his phone was so poopy.
You couldn't do the interview.
It was distracting.
It's a thing that phones have gotten better.
It actually caused a fight between J.P. and...
No, J.P. and you.
Because I booked him.
Yes, because you wanted to keep him.
We were back then.
We were getting Fox.
We would get like Marcus Johnson on who was an NBA guy.
A big guy.
I can't remember.
Maybe it was...
It might have been Lenny Dykstra or John Cruck.
I cooked up.
It was like their baseball guy.
And so he was torpedoing my connection to the game.
Well, some of the darkness in the show were on.
We had to book the guests.
Yeah.
That was the worst part ever.
The best thing ever.
We're not doing that anymore.
We hired Valdes and hired Draven.
And all the guys did...
But think about it over the last 15 years.
I mean, because that was so long ago.
But we could have...
We could have easily hung up on a bunch of guests.
We never do it anymore.
For sure.
Because here's the deal.
First of all, we've matured a little bit.
Yeah.
We have more patience.
We're more established.
You gotta remember, we were fighting for our lives.
We were fighting for our professional lives, right?
Like radio was big.
All the popular podcasts.
People hadn't abandoned radio yet.
Like it was a big deal.
We're fighting for our professional lives.
We're trying to be edgy.
We're trying...
We're at a massive station.
We have no experience.
Yeah.
And we...
We have these legends.
You know, Howard Stern, G Gordon Liddy, Donna Mike.
These radio legends that we're trying to survive around.
And we're trying to find an edge.
And...
So we're trying to be edgy.
And I love that.
But J.P. also brings up a good point.
We were booking our own guests.
It was a conflict because...
Damn, that's a relationship I built.
And now you just tore P-dote it.
Right.
Right.
So that was the concept.
Why did our Fox relationship...
Was it...
The disappear after that?
Slater?
I don't think it's dead.
Jacky Slater on home.
He was a good sport.
I will say he was a good sport about it.
And the fight between you two is...
It might be even funnier than the hang-up itself.
Yeah, J.P. kept calling you a pussy
because you weren't talked to Jacky right on air.
What can I say this?
But you ask why?
So this is also why?
Because also we got older.
We just don't care as much.
It's like life, you know, whatever.
But we care about the show.
Yeah, we're different people.
We're different.
But we're not trying to push the envelope every second
like we were.
But the other part of that is
is now we're putting it on drab.
And if we hang up on a skin and we...
Now we just ruin the skins.
And drab has to deal, you know what I'm saying?
And I don't want to deal with drab.
We nailed it me.
You know what I'm saying?
So it's not worth it.
I also don't think it was that well thought out.
We were a little more naive and weren't thinking about it.
We were just having fun on the air.
We couldn't have easily...
I was trying to push the envelope.
No, this is what we're doing.
I understand.
But we weren't thinking about the future relationships
and all that sort of things.
That's what I'm saying.
Because now if that happened, we'd say,
Jackie, hold on, can you talk to our producer
and we'll correct your phone line
at the signals I've written?
We'll say, hey, don't ever book him again.
He stinks.
But back then, we just said you're done flush.
Right, right.
Because also, A, it's good radio.
And B, we didn't have to deal with the repercussions.
Now we do it.
To me, I'd rather avoid all these nightmare arguments
with drab.
That's my point.
I think we know that there's...
We know that there's nuclear fallout, right?
Yeah.
And back then, we weren't thinking about the nuclear fallout
and we didn't care about the nuclear fallout.
Yeah, because now we know if we do hang up,
we're going to need a PR guy who we deal with.
Yes.
And we just don't go through it.
And we get sued.
But that's it.
They were always thrilling at the time.
So I know that we did the...
I don't know which ones we're going to play here
and throw back 30.
So let me itemize our list of hang ups
and our compilation.
By the way, Rich Eisen, he deserved to be flush.
But then we had him in studio and he was great.
Yeah, remember that.
We had him in studio.
And we talked about the flushing, didn't we?
I'm sure he brought it up.
Yeah, no doubt.
And he's just a great guest.
But he was terrible on the phone.
He was much better.
He might have been a noxious or like...
He's a little...
He's a little...
So Jackie Slater, your first one is in the compilation.
Rich Eisen is in the compilation.
Yeah.
We have Ron Jeremy, who you hung up on three times.
I'm going to item in studio.
I was saying he was the greatest in studio.
No, no.
And don't Google what he's...
Did he pass?
No, but he's been a lot of trouble.
A lot of legal trouble.
Paul Stanley.
That was my personal favorite.
He deserved it.
That's one of my all-time favorites.
He was such a jerk and he was so high in himself.
Well, we were trying to...
We were playing a game with him.
Mystery guest.
Yeah.
But he didn't want to play a game.
And he was...
Was he doing like the snoring...
I don't know.
He did some...
I don't know.
He didn't mind me a little bit because I'm a hair metal guy and a rock guy.
And he's a legend.
So to hang up on him.
But he...
He also...
But like Rich Eisen, he deserved it too.
We insulted the legend.
And then Jesse James...
Well, he definitely deserved it.
Yes, he was.
He was a monster.
And he was married to Sandra Bullock.
Is that the deal?
Yes, but I don't remember.
From moment.
But had a kid with Janine, the porn star.
Oh, that's right.
Right.
And all this is claimed to fame besides the celebrity wives.
What did he do?
He was a motorcycle guy.
He was a motorcycle.
Orange.
Orange.
Yeah.
Orange city choppers.
Little red ghost choppers.
You know what?
No, he sucks.
I think he was promoting his discovery show, Monster Garage.
And then also, this is from The Real to Real.
This is early 2000s.
I want to say 2000 or 2001.
Will Leach.
And I don't remember.
Who was a dot comer for SI at the time.
Okay.
And he was stumbling and bumbling kind of like I do.
Okay.
And you guys just had enough.
I don't remember that.
I don't remember either.
You guys had some real animosity towards dot comers back in the day.
You didn't quite think they were radio ready.
Right.
But you guys liked all of their information they had.
So you would try to book them.
Jason was always reading their columns.
So he'd want to get them on to talk about the college football playoff.
And then after about five minutes, you guys just couldn't take it anymore.
I don't know.
It's got to the point now.
It's so weird how world works like dot comers are bigger than mainstream guys.
Yeah.
Many ways.
One of the one of the funny parts about the will interview is that you guys were getting ready
to tell him, hey, we're going to hang up on you.
Right.
And he knew he was bombing and he sighed in the middle of it.
Yeah.
He gave up.
He kind of, yeah, wait.
He would give the white flag.
He was bombing.
I feel like he's a nice guy.
I think you guys had, well, we're sorry.
And you had the flush and you hear him sighing in the back.
We're going.
Because he knew.
Because he knew he wasn't performing.
But he's a young prodigy.
Valdez, good job.
Put the theme together.
Show me a phone throwback 30.
Yeah.
Everyone listen to it.
Let us know your favorite hang up and why.
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Hey, fantastic.
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Glad you're showing up in the rating.
Thank you.
I got two things.
Number one, I like Green Bay.
But I'll tell you a plain, plain and candlestick.
I hate to recount.
Plain and candlestick is going to be very tough on them.
And number two, I went to high school with Steve Young.
Yeah.
The guy drank milk.
The best designated driver ever.
Really?
Mormon to a T.
What type of guy was he?
He was a good guy.
He is hardcore competitor.
And he was a devout Mormon.
Because we had Mormons in my high school.
They were like smoking doobies.
No, no, no, no.
This guy drank milk.
We party our asses off.
So you're from Connecticut?
Yeah.
Is there a chance he was a ****?
No.
No.
Well, you know what?
He was not.
Well, hard to say.
He dated a girl who ended up being Miss Universe.
Right.
Or Miss USA.
He probably never tapped it.
Never did.
See?
Never did.
Never did.
Tell him I knew.
Hey, man, he's a Mormon.
It's kind of like being a hardcore cat.
I couldn't know.
All right, man.
Well, listen.
Thank you guys again.
I like Green Bay, but I'll tell you.
I would not be surprised if Stanford wins that game.
I would not.
I would be.
I would be very surprised.
I don't know.
I think Dana Stubblefield is going to have a hell of a game.
I think Young is going to have a hell of a game.
Unless Reggie takes the elbow to the head.
But.
Well, see.
He's down the line, man.
Hi.
Where are we going?
Joe.
Hey, junkies.
How's it going?
What's up, man?
Hey, nothing much hanging out.
This is for JP.
Yeah.
You remember making the bet with the Rams fan?
Yeah, I did.
Okay.
What I owe you?
20 bucks.
Virginia.
We got it.
Virginia Oaks.
Yeah.
We have to go play with you if Virginia Oaks.
Yeah.
No, not because JP made a bet.
Come on.
No, JP only.
All right.
So take JP's ass.
You know what?
He'll be a pleasure.
Yeah, believe me.
Who shoot about a buck 54?
You'll be wanting to leave after a throw hole.
He'll be a six hour round, too.
You want that torture?
He might guess.
All right.
All right.
Stay on the line, Joe.
All right.
There you go, JP.
Joe doesn't know he's getting himself into it.
He's making bets like that.
Yeah.
What?
Bet that the Redskins are going to be the Rams?
Big loser Rams.
Let's show.
Look, JP.
Now your boys on the line.
Let's change gears for a little bit.
We'll talk some football with an expert.
He's on the line right now.
Speaking of the Rams, who hoarded me.
The Rams by beating the Redskins.
I'm going to play golf with that smoke.
Jackie Slater's on the line.
Jackie, how you doing?
I'm doing fine, guys.
How's it going?
We finally hook up with you.
Yep.
Great.
Hey, Jackie, let me ask you a question.
Now, the dolphins were fine for their antics
with putting the silicone on the jerseys.
Now, the Broncos have been fine.
Back in your day, what kind of things
did you have to do to gain an advantage on the defense alignment?
Well, you know, always like that.
So, I think that's a good thing.
We had a few episodes this way.
I think the biggest thing we did was
we were making out judges.
We're right, right.
We're going to kick you.
Get three of them.
I'm going to run a bit eventually.
And then, I'm going to run a bit.
JPM, I'm dying to flush.
Can I flush them, please?
Could we just please flush them?
Please?
You think you'll know what's wrong with flush?
No.
Do it.
Hang on a minute.
Hang on a minute.
The first guest will flush.
First guest will flush.
First guest will flush.
That is brutal.
That mother hordes for three days.
You think we're going to put up with that phone?
That is finished.
You know what?
It calls back.
Not an inch.
That's all right.
He is finished.
You don't call up like that.
I bet he's calling back.
But trifling time.
He has no clue.
We will never get a guest from Fox Sports ever.
I've been waiting for two years to flush again.
Jackie Slater pointing to League for 20 years.
Hall of Famer.
Hall of Famer.
We're just not going to get all of them.
Probably butt nice, but we should have done that to Bob.
Hulligans, we should have done that to Marty Blake.
Size, we did that.
I know.
You know what?
If he calls back, I'm letting you talk to him.
I'm not talking to him.
Amy's out there.
That guy didn't even the hide behind the mic.
That guy didn't deserve it.
That was Gabby Reese.
That phone was butt trifling.
He wore some net.
I know, but he's...
No, no.
I don't think it was worse than that phone.
That was the worst phone ever.
Gabby Reese was like...
All right.
Let's go back to the phone line.
Hey, dude.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I'm more interested in our listeners.
It's got a Frank.
Jackie's bitter.
Yeah, he is.
Frank.
Yeah, he be.
What's up, man?
Hey, man.
I found a...
I got a PlayStation for my birthday.
Right.
It was at Price Club.
Oh, geez.
Yeah.
Let's listen.
All right.
225.
225.
You get the unit itself.
Right.
Extra controller.
Two games.
And a memory card in itself.
225.
225.
What are the two games?
They have various ones.
Puppy's like Vanguard in there.
They are Tom.
You go out and talk to Jackie Slater right now.
No, no, no.
You go out and talk to him.
You don't know what he did it.
I refused to.
No, I refused to.
Oh, he called up again.
He's on line three.
You know what?
Which one's line three?
I don't hang up on that.
I don't do it again.
I'm not doing it.
They're talk to him.
Nope.
Nope.
I'm not going outside in the hall.
Nope.
He's saying he doesn't want to talk to him.
Hey, Tom, we just got cut off.
No, you know what?
His phone was bad.
It's all right.
It was just one of those things.
The phone was hurting.
You have a guy who flushed him.
It's all right.
Move on.
Frankie, we'll talk about PlayStation later.
All right, man.
All right, see you.
Let's go to Mike.
Line six.
Why are you being such a pussy?
You talk.
I'm not talking to him.
Hey, you're the guy who did it.
But you did it.
What do you want me to do?
You can't stand up for what you did.
I flushed him.
I flushed him.
Go over and explain why.
Why?
I don't need to.
Guy came back.
It's our show.
I decided to flushed him.
Why?
It's such a pussy.
JP wants a good tell.
What do you want me to get a verbal warfare with him on the air?
Just go up and say why.
Why?
I don't need to.
You can tell him it was me.
The big pussy that did it.
Tell him.
Why wouldn't you do that if you did it?
Because.
I'm hiding from him.
You've already told him because when you're on hold,
you can hear everything that happens on the air.
So you've already taken care of that.
Did he hang up?
Hello?
Who's this?
Mike?
Junk.
Yeah.
Hey.
What's up, Mike?
Mike, do you think he'd be as a pussy?
Huge.
Huge.
I told you.
What do you want me to say to him?
Got my moto size.
Come on.
Come on, man.
His phone was trifling.
He stood us up for three days.
Hey, I got to.
That took the honies to pull the flush.
Big co-honies.
That was big, wasn't it?
Yeah.
And then those co-honies went away when he just had to go talk to him
for 30 seconds.
Are you down?
Sorry?
You know?
A guy with co-honies like that.
You must tee off with a lob wedge and still out drive those wood.
Basically.
Hey, I know it's not give it up.
But I have got to give it up for he-beef or kicking off the whole sports page with golf.
That was money.
I am money off.
That was money.
That was money.
And secondly, enterprise.
If I have my choice to play enterprise or sit at home and shut my corn with a victorious secret catalog,
I'd be shucking the corn.
Of course.
I don't know what it is.
There are many, many nice tracks around here.
Thanks.
I mean, just keep it.
You can keep it.
I'm going to South Drive.
I'm going to the oaks.
I'm going to Bristol.
Where are they going to treat you with some respect?
Yeah, exactly.
We're never going to enterprise again.
But it's a boycott.
All right.
All right, Mikey.
Big guy.
See you.
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Yeah.
And we will get to him.
I had like 10 different guests from Fox.
It's over.
What's it done?
He doesn't care.
Oh, I don't know.
Why would you talk to him?
Tell him why.
Go in there next.
After Nick.
Why?
I'm not saying anything.
I'm not saying anything.
Big is on the line.
Hey, Nick.
Yeah, what's up?
What's up?
Hey, Big Kahouni's there, by the way.
20 year veteran Hall of Famer.
It's a show.
I'm in shock.
Come on, it's a show.
His phone was tri-flin and stood us up for three days.
He didn't stand us up.
He called twice.
He just called like after the show.
All right.
The show was over.
Wait, man.
I just got back into town a few weeks ago.
Would he tell you the Redskins were going to lose the Rams?
No, no, no.
This is weeks ago.
Yeah.
This hurting.
I made a bet on the air with them like three weeks before the Rams game.
We were talking about the Redskins.
He said the Redskins were terrible and he goes, you know what?
I'll bet anyone of you junkies that they beat the Rams.
And I said, not a chance the Redskins lose to the Rams.
And what happened?
They lost to the Rams.
The Rams came into Jack Kent Cook Stadium.
And Tony Banks got lucky.
I don't know if they tell you.
I have jinx in my voice.
Woo.
All right.
Oh, geez.
яниwy.
Oh.
Boy, that's just bad.
I'm not talking to Jackie.
I'm not talking to him either.
He's getting in there.
For ön prop.
He doesn't exist with the Mc prevents again.
I'll tell you that much.
It's a big boy.
I know it.
It really isn't.
He's a real big guy.
He's big green villain.
He's polybought Nice.
Holyrolyk what a nice Sky Normal.
I swear.
Take that nice Sky anymore.
Yes, nice.
Yeah, right.
I'm sorry.
We didn't say it
Nick is hurt. Is this Jackie?
Hello, Jackie
Could you hear us?
When it's we barely can hear you. Are you on your cell phone?
All right, where are you right now, L.A. Oh
I'm in the helicopter. Oh
Yeah, you did
No, he say he did. Oh, okay. Oh, you know, I'm we're sorry. We can we can barely hear you though Jack. I apologize
Yeah, that's a little bit better. We did it for a cheap laugh
You're in show business now. You know how that works
Now Jackie let me ask you've been kicking around these playoff games. Who do you like this weekend?
Both teams
Now you're so happy that we did this now for the scintillating interview
Just go ahead continue. I spoke to him
Now you think that there's no chance that Denver can stop Jerome Betis or what?
Oh great analysis
What else to do it? I think this whole reputation that he's required
About being a guy who's a second half-passer. I think much of it over the bar now that game because he was in team
Right the fox scope
You're doing a great job on Fox by the way
Hey, Jack, I'm gonna ask you a question
If you're a 49ers fan or if you're Steve Marychee wouldn't you be a little concerned with the injuries?
I mean Garrison hers is coming back for the first time in what six weeks
Merton Hanks injured his knee against Minnesota rod woods and hurt his calf
I mean they don't have enough team speed to handle Freeman and and Robert Brooks
Now we're going to the bat, but he's just like
JP as you know, I like the fact that you got it. He's just a hurting
You think this is good for the show. This is good radio. This is like a worse radio
Right
Right
I've never heard of a worse phone. I'm telling
So I happen to found out that he's taken about
Right
You know, you know, underfoot phone, but you look at that
I think it's a big talk. It's going to be how I deal with that. I'm going to get some of that
Well, get about it and play a lot this year. You'll stick up. He loved this day
You know that you know, but seriously, but he's soft. No, we don't see a pro. The JP next car judge for this right
I mean, give it to me. I mean, I'm gonna be in the back of it and try to get out there
So I mean, I mean, I'm gonna be talking about the fact the way he's having his family in Brinjal
where it's really difficult for him to know when to play with him. Right
Well, Jackie Jason's a Niners fan. He's very excited. You like the Niners this week. Thanks for joining us
The phone's kind of tough to hear you. We're gonna bet you have to juggle Fox though. Hey, you're a good guy for hanging in there Jackie
No, no, no, no, we're not doing that
And the one who flushed your classes, just remember that
All right, thank you Jackie. He's a good sport. You know, we club them. Yeah, it's great sport. But seriously JP
Seriously, I mean, it's just horrible. You got to know when the fold them. Do we lose all our callers now?
We got a few, but you know what we when a guy calls up on the phone like that you have to house some right
We have some balls. Why would you tell them off the air instead of just saying you know what you know
You know what for three days I did it for a laugh. You know what the cheap so why wouldn't you go talk to him off air because you're a pig
I can't have any other
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Well, what's up, buddy? Hey, what's up, man? How you doing? I'm pretty good
All right, let's let's talk about the Florida state Florida game before we get into the bcs
Okay
Now Steve Spurrier went on a record and said hey, you know what?
Doug Johnson is really not playing too well
I'm probably gonna go to Jesse Palmer and that's what he did
He was rotating those guys in and out every play every play and in my opinion just as a fan
First of all it kills your rhythm
So Doug Johnson couldn't get anything going and Jesse Palmer couldn't get anything going
And then you also wasting time when the guy could be in the huddle explaining things calling the next play
I thought it was a bad move on Spurrier's part. Yeah, especially late
I'm of course you know Spurrier's a genius. So of course none of us can possibly question him right self-appointed genius, but
But I don't know. I mean, I mean just it just seems like it's first with in a game like that
I mean it's like they don't even have time to get nervous
I mean it's just they just they're all they're all I they're in and out and they're in and out and I don't I don't
Understand especially ladies that they had to cost them a good 20 30 seconds at the end of that game sure and
And but you know it didn't work
He didn't work and and probably wouldn't the matter anyway right probably wouldn't have mattered
Because I don't think you do one of those quarterbacks is good enough to be able to to take them against for a state
I mean the fact that Florida was as close as as as they were with which was actually kind of surprised to me
but
It's just it's just the best team in the country. I mean, there's not even any question about it. So
It's for to hang it hanging away. They did and plus for a state is so good. They're kicker is
Yeah, he's like a good and most people knows no tackle. So that's that's how good Florida state is
It doesn't miss kicks by the way. Oh
It's no even even
Give him a penalty. That's fine with another one too. Right. Yeah, I think it's another five very good a fifth nine yard
He did a 74 I think if they were in gone far enough
Well, you know the thing that amazes me about that game was
Florida actually was knocking on the door of Florida state over and over again
But they could not punch it in and there were a couple of times where I was like
What tells Steve sprayer doing is he completely averse to running on a first and goal?
Oh, it's well, you know, it's it's
I
It did there's a certain the Florida state and more physical team and then Florida's right now anyway
And I understand why I guess I can see that but again sprayer
He never can figure out what he's trying to I mean if I have the time that's gonna work
Have the time the weird things that he does work and we all think he's brilliant the other half
We don't we wonder what the heck of what the heck he's doing anyway, but uh, I don't know. It's just
I'm not I'm not sure what he really could have I I mean I don't want to question too much because I mean they shouldn't have been that close
All right, let's talk about the BCS
It looks like you know the brass could close the gap on Virginia Tech by you know
What about a point and a half maybe a bit more and Nebraska didn't even play
So Virginia Tech will play Boston College next week now Boston College did go to the South Bend and win
Which could help their schedule strength, but you know Nebraska has an extra game to gain points because they still had a play in the big 12
Championship probably against Texas
I guess assuming Texas beats Texas A&M
But oh, so they're already playing Texas. Okay. Yeah, so they're gonna gain valuable points not just at Colorado
But against Texas who's ninth in the BCS? It's just it's just ridiculous. I mean, I mean
It's either so many different ways you can you can go with this. I mean the brass is closing
I'm thinking the brass is gonna catch him actually and it's weird because there's so many
There's so many different things that you can move for like if you really want to you can route for Texas A&M to beat Texas
Because that will lower the streak of schedule for Nebraska and then you have this other game that you can route for you
It's just ridiculous. It's just it's just insane. I mean at least when you know when we were going by the polls
We got someone to get mad at
We would you know a greedy media types, but now it's just
It's a screaming a computer that nobody understands and I
I entered the fact is Virginia Tech
When beats Boston College and I would be pretty stunned if they didn't all right convincingly
It's just ridiculous if they don't play the net if they don't play in the sugar ball
But I don't I think if Nebraska wins these wins
These next two games as handling as I think they will I think they're gonna be in and I think that's the shame
All right, we're talking to Will Leach from the sporting news.com now will talk to me about
The fact of Virginia Tech if they get hoard and drop to third
What is going to be the reaction not just from Virginia Tech and Frank Beamer
But what's going to be the reaction from the rest of the college football fans around the country who want to see floor to state and Virginia Tech playing the sugar ball?
Yeah, I mean, there's a part of me that almost thinks it might even be a good thing not for this year obviously, but I mean
They will just do whatever this this entire ridiculousness in the first place and and maybe could be one more thing
They would purchase to apply off of course. I did it every year every I think okay
This is the thing to purchase to apply off and this is the thing the person and it never does right and I'm
I mean, there'll be a big reaction, but the fact is is
You know
That's just gonna change the thing is so everything. I can't imagine you I mean
Even even people even even people that that
I'm originally blasted the bcs are so that everyone always wants to give it a chance
He always did the counter saying listen
We've got all the chicken littles out there saying the bcs isn't going to work. Well, it's gonna work
Well, even if it doesn't work, it's not going anywhere. It's not going anywhere
So I think there'll be a big reaction when it happens. I believe it will happen
But I know I can't imagine changing anything
I'm sorry you have to do it. You have to do it
Oh
Wow
That was your guy
Your guy I completely apologize
Apologize to you three he wasn't that bad are he was stumbling and bumbling and it was incoherent
I think you should call to apologize and let him know what's going on just as a person
No, I don't think are you kidding?
Why why we hung up on him would sack like
Like the fact I couldn't actually ask him serious questions about the bcs that he heard the toilet flush
About two seconds before he's cut off. You think you knew his fate. Yeah, I think he knew I was going on
What do you say
Tastes to broke up when I got the omni to get caught up in the background
You know what we I didn't think it was that bad
You're too. Are you kidding me? I think it was that bad. We've had worse. Oh, yeah, we've had way worse. I put it this way
I don't think that would even be in our bottom 10
Kakes you're telling me that guy was a good guest
As far as commers go
For as far as talking college football goes, but you know what he wasn't trevv alberts
He wasn't killing wins maybe I'm jaded because we've been you know used to guys like that right right
But you know you just said my interest. He had a little personality. He did he had a little cork to him
He has him to get the words out like like some of the some people come on the show and they don't even have enthusiasm
I thought this guy had some enthusiasm on here. I'm sorry to bring summer who man. I'm sorry
I couldn't do it. The summer walk by. Yeah, she was laughing. She was gonna vomit seriously. You know what
We've always talked about the dot comers. Right and we banned dot comers from the show. I just I rolled the dice on this
Thought he was wanting because he seriously. I read his column every week. He does a great job on his college football blitz
He's very entertaining. He's very knowledgeable. He's a good writer, but he doesn't transfer just doesn't transfer
It's got good information in his columns. I'm sorry. I was willing to endure it as a matter of fact during the middle of the interview
Slow Joe wanted us to talk over him and I was it ready for because I was I was still trying to grind it out
Lurchy though was ready, but he stopped talking until we had to go whoa put it back put it back
We could ask the question and then we would go back to playing cards for the background
Joe played that rewind that one more time. I want to hear him giggle right after he does a deep breath first
You know, but you don't know what he's giggling for you might be giggling that we're not asking him another question
It's gonna work. Well, it's gonna work. Well, even if it doesn't work
It's not going anywhere. It's not going anywhere
So I think there'll be a big reaction when it happens. I believe it will happen
But I know I can't have the change again
Here's a floss. You have to do it. You have to do it
Oh many giggles
He flushed in any giggle. So you heard the flush. Yeah
He knows
Right
Once again, no more calm. I'm sorry. I apologize. You violated. I did violate one year moratorium
How about a 10 year moratorium? Yeah, I'm a lifetime band. Well, you know, we had done well for the last six or seven months
However long we've been uh
Not coming and all that stuff. That's a new medium right maybe a year from now. You know the the level of people
And you know things will get better. Hopefully here's the thing dot comers. They're they're in the minor leagues
They're in the CBAs. Yeah, you need to work their way up. They're not ready to step up. Yeah. I think it's a very nice drop
The dot com very much you are
Very selected field. Well, let me just say this. I call it JP to dance to do
I really want to talk about football because it's a huge story, you know
Tech might get hard again, but you know we could talk at those wells anybody. No, I know
But it's like it's nice to have someone with insight
Well, that's like the research on the computer. That's the crap. The the reason why we have guests because we know
I'll have tonight we could do the show without any guests
But we like to have guests who are experts in their field and they also offer a different perspective. Sure
And you know, they're unbiased and they're there they go to the games and interview the coaches
They do their research. We're just Joe the fan. Right
But when when we have a guest that comes on and he is the fan like that
Then we get frustrated because that's not what we're trying to get out of it
He I would you know what he would have been fine if he could he sounded like he was bull-crap in us
But if he could have bull-crap this in a nice professional way, right? He just yeah instead of in an amateur's way
Well, here's the deal because that's what it sounded like because we're the amateurs
Right we can identify phony and the amateur my way
Yeah, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Will. I'm sorry sporting news. I still will read you. I subscribe
You'll read Will's column. I will every every time
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He has a book out the hardest working man in show is it is Ron Jeremy. What's happening Ron?
You like that joke but working in parentheses
Of the hardest man in show it works. Have you ever had a problem with that?
I don't know where Harper columns. You know, hey if you ever had a problem with that because we have a kid that
That does movie reviews on this show and we know him and he has a problem with that from time to time
But he's all met. He's taking all these meds
Well, he never had a problem with it wrong. Well, he doesn't
I think I'm really I shouldn't say I've been endorsed and paid to promote things like bigger acts and extends right
I've seen that and why I go they don't do work, but you don't use it. They absolutely I've never taken them in my life
No, yeah, I discussed that in the book right
They think when you're young, you shouldn't take it because if you're gonna be a 20 you should be like a walking libido
Yeah, but see here's it you know go here, but here's it if you take like a half a toe now in the 20s
Then you're 30 you'll need a toe and a half then you need the end of your 30s two pills at three
But we get to be in your 40s 50s 60s if you're doubting a jaw you want to present a date, right? Yeah, but here's the thing
You know we get a list off of that one
What times you gonna say that? Well, he just won't listen Ron. You got a list of jerseys Ron
The kid takes OCD medicines, so that's the thing and he can't
He can't make it work unless he gets extra help
OCD. Yeah, he's got a passive compulsive disorder
Uh-oh, but that's that's a mental problem right right
I'm up with kids who had that when I used to teach them mentally challenged kids, but
well, what would he
They used to work with kids who had died and also had mentally had to cap and they had no problem getting a left
Well, this kid's all screwed up. Yeah, believe me. He's way out there
I'm gonna be giving him antidepressants or something. That's a gun of
Thorazine and Melrill or Stella Zena from I don't know what he's taking to be honest with you
And yes, trust me. The last thing you need to take more meds about that. No, I think he's only like 21-22
Yeah, it's a shame because you're taking the pill now right what you're doing these 40 you know what I found amazing Ron
I read half your book. I've just read as much as I could yesterday that you're family
seem to like not have a problem with you, you know, you talked to your dad about it
Oh, yeah, of course it helps and they knew that I was using it as a means to an end
I've got other things
Marketing, mainstream films
There's a lot of great celebrity stories that you'll see the second half of the book. Yeah, yeah
The porn in the beginning right the second half with a lot of big celebrity stories
Yeah, I don't and again, I don't write them out because I mentioned there was single at the time right have you banged up the breaking up couple of spots without
mentioning names. Have you banged a bunch of celebrities that we all know
So I've done a couple of women and I won't mention that's not in the book right
I do mention a lot of the guys that have you know
They've been involved in the history some were done things right by side or who are some of those guys?
Who are some of those guys?
Well, I mentioned that Billy Idol is a great story. Right. Go ahead
I'm actually ready for the story with Charlie Sheen. What was the story with Sheen?
Kenneth Sins, Flash, you know Lars. What was it? Tell us one of the stories
Oh, it is a minute. See uh tell us the Charlie Sheen story. That's a great one
I never actually paid for sex my entire life. Right. Little did I realize that it was paid for me once but I didn't even be knowing it
I went to Charlie Sheen's house in Malibu, like so you used to live
He had a big party and I brought two girls some porn, Heather and Demonshire
And we're all having fun and the girl that brought him with some of his friends. I meet this blonde
I go into the background. We play a rousing game. I've hired the bacon. Right
The end of the night I see Charlie handing a money. I'm going. Oh no. Oh no
He says laughing but his arm around me. He put his like cheek goes all run. He
He thought she liked you huh. Yeah
I'm looking at some of the pictures. Is he a good guy? Is he kind of
He's a hiding girl and I said to him, but Charlie I've got two girls
You can't ask me to go with your friends for now. I'm not going to try
All right. And he says to me thanks. All right
Now I'm looking at some of the pictures and you got that story? No, we got it. Yeah
I'm going to turn my mic off right now. No, we do, but it's like what do we ask you when that was a punchline?
Yeah, my mic started. Yeah
No, like when we ask you a question, you don't stop. So we just have to wait.
I'm going to turn my mic off. No, the punchline is that
My girls were in pain. Right. And we're in pain. They go Charlie. My girls are going to get
They go as well. Thank you. Right. I'm just looking at the pictures and you have been with
Basically every star in Hollywood
I'm looking at the picture with that. I mean, there's a story to go with it.
This is like a tourist picture. They go, Hey, please get a picture of the camera. I mean, this story is with each picture
We'll talk about Brad Pitt then
That was at the premiere of rod. I've been in a couple of times
It's like there's a kind of a funny story that one time when he was a Jennifer has been me and my friend Phoebe
Saying hello. This actually is not even in the book. Saying hello to him. You know
He
Jennifer gave me like a weird look like I didn't know these two, you know
Because I've made him a couple of times once was at the rock star premiere at the comment at the house of blues
You know, he was originally the lead in rock star
Right
So Jennifer had it and had the female lead then last minute he backed out and the part went to Mark Woolberg
The someone that being not very successful, you know
Right now at the right at the big rap party following the premiere. We're all hanging out together
I gotcha and playing alone him and he actually said I want to picture my mom
So you know, we took a photograph. We jumped about it and then I some of the week later at a
I am with the band Bush and Gwen Stefani and then of course we said hello to him again. It's oh nice to see you all again
Generally the word look like what do you know? I'm Jeremy. It was kind of funny, you know, all right
That's a killer little story nothing that's one of the minor ones. I got better ones than that but now Ron you're on the
Make it to the final that wasn't exciting. All right. We didn't make it into the book. All right. I hung up one
I
He went listen
I'm sorry Chris. I'm sorry. What was the connection on that one listening?
Fun. I don't care. He wasn't listening. Oh, that's fine. You couldn't ask a question. He did he does his prepared stick
I wish we did the gas face though. Well, you have it. I'm looking for it. I've got it. It just reading a book
He's reading right here. I'm trying to catch up if you don't mean it's die tried when the host can't even get a word in edgewise and
Well, you tried about eight times. I tried to say something you told him
You won't stop talking. Right, you know, stop when we
Stop when I ask your question. Well, I heard his punch on his punch on stock is calling back and you
Brett's gonna have to deal with this
You tell him he reported his punch line. That'll be good. Tell him that we went off the air. No, it'll be
That's far. I want to put him on and give him the gas phase. Tell him there's an avalanche
I think we buried the stage set him up with a question and this is in the middle. All right. Yes. Okay. All right
Brett put him back on. I got it ready to say sorry. Oh, you have the question. Yeah. No, I've got the gas
I've got MC search. I guess I'll lose this publicist's number. Yeah
Ron. I'm sorry. I storm here. Yeah. Hey, we want to
That's one of the more minor stories so that didn't put that in the book. It wasn't exciting. Hey, tell us another Brad Pitt story.
Well, that was it. Did you hear the whole thing? Yeah. That's another one.
That saves it. It just does. You think I'll call back again. He might.
I mean, he did buy the ice storm. Now he knows. We'll play about the ice storm again.
I great. He didn't hear the gas phase. He repeats his story because that was just a minor story.
Well, no, he doesn't tell a good one. Let me just tell us the minor story. Tell us the major story.
I want to say this in the bedroom. I actually like him. It's like a nice guy. I've seen him on other interviews.
He's a funny guy, whatever, but he's done so many of these and he's so willing to just show
on everybody how sort of witty he is. Put it back on, put it back on.
Oh, I see a guy face again, but ask him about a billy idol. That was really put it back on.
Brett put him back on, dummy.
Geez, we're having this huge storm here in the northeast and we can't
They're falling down all over the place. These are falling. There's ice everywhere.
Cars getting off the road. We apologize. We're having this connection problem because
This ice storm in the northeast. Yeah, where are you right now, Ron?
Where are you? I'm at the bunny ranch in Carson City.
Oh, nice. All right, so we're talking about your stories. What does it tell us the billy idol story?
That's pretty fun. That's a pretty good one, right?
I won't do it again. I won't do it again.
I can't believe he'll call back. He'll call back. Of course he will.
I won't do it again. I won't do it again. I keep telling him. I'm just like,
Oh, I'm sorry, the connection. We're phone problems. He's like, Oh, okay.
I won't do it again. He's not doing some pump his book. No, because they said he had to be out by 8.10.
Oh, he's out. Yeah, he's out. All right. If he calls back, he has to die in the same way.
The trouble. That's all right. Brad, he did talk. He was shut up. He was bad. I don't think
anyone we can do. I don't think Billy Idol story. Did we do it?
Did we handle it right? 86644, junks. People can chime in. I mean, I think he has good stories.
We've had him on before. He was good the first time that we had him before.
Yeah, we get to autopilot. I mean, he gets the fascinating stuff. I read the book.
What was the very first question that you tried to jump in like eight times? He was
going to go from one to two to three to four by 10. He said, yeah, but yeah, but yeah, but
I think that was an instant classic. That was pretty good. 86644, junks.
Was it easy? You could have waited until he actually finished. I could have, and maybe I'm just
a bad interviewer. What would we hearing that on the drive in tomorrow at like 505? I mean,
that's a record for hangups in an interview. I mean, it's on a three time. No, never. I mean,
I'm definitely the king of stepping on people and talking over them.
No, it's the very first question. You've been to a plan to take people out by Ron Jeremy.
Do you think? He just think I know. I think in his defense, he didn't hear me,
because he's just an autopilot. Right. He didn't hear anybody.
By the same token, when you're doing interviews and hello, we've done probably thousands of them,
you know, at some point you got to jump in and you want to add a story. You want to have a conversation.
We would bring up one name from the book or one story and he would just bum rush it.
Bruce Kimmelia and his top rate minutes. And then he would say it was a great story.
And he really was punchline. Let me try it again. It really wasn't that funny.
None of the stories he told were great, but it's good at Jason. Right. Great would mean that
was laughing at it. Exactly. And I'm an easy laugh, not laughing. Yeah, you didn't laugh once. No.
Except for when you were at the gas station. Oh, that's funny. Jason.
Jason, good morning. Yes. Good morning, fellas. That was the funniest,
funniest stuff I've ever heard. His stories were horrible. It was bombing. Right.
Yes, you should again, the gas station to be getting.
Well, I'm getting ready to turn my mic off. You should just gave it to him.
Right. I mean, his great story was Jennifer Anderson saying, how do you know these guys?
To Brad Pitt. I mean, that's his great story.
And the Charlie. What was the question?
Hey, Parker. Big deal. The punchline was you thought she really liked you.
Right. Right. Okay. All right. That's good.
Doesn't he try to do stand up at times he has done.
Thank you. He has to be buddies with Sam Kiddison. Mike.
Yeah. What's up, buddy? That was probably one of the funniest segments I've ever heard.
Yeah. Wow. I'm sorry that it went that route because I actually met Phantom.
I read his, I read his story. I was looking forward to the interview.
I mean, I read half his book. He's got a fascinating thing where he rinses out his junk
after every scene. He goes through a whole scrubbing process. He's never got an STD.
You know, he's got a whole, he's got to leave a weird question out there.
No. Have you ever prepped more for a guess? I don't think you ever have.
You read half the book. I'm a porn thing. I'm a porn thing.
I've never prepped for a guess at all. I've never read a whole like half a book.
I mean, how are you ready to go? I mean, I really want to talk to you. I've been one shop.
He's the most popular male porn star ever in history. He's been named it.
He's an American icon. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And we just house them.
And I believe there's an ice storm that caused the back connection.
I still like him. I mean, I would go up to him and still talk to him because I think he's a funny guy.
But he just is terrible. It wasn't working with us. Nope.
He says that there are stories, every picture, every picture is the same.
He's a groupie. Yeah. Picture with Chris Rock.
Picture with Carrot Top. Picture with Matthew McConaughey.
He's basically Brett. Take pictures with everybody.
Picture with Mini Me. It's going to Steve and Reston. Steve, what's up, buddy?
Hey, what's going on, John? What's up, Steve?
Man, I've been listening to you guys since 97. You guys are the best.
That's the best thing I've ever heard in my life.
People won't really hang up. Yeah.
That way, so we'll see it's a straight interview with him.
Yeah. It's not even close. Right.
King says this is bombing.
I think I'll see being. Yeah. That was bickle.
He said up his voice and lurched.
Lurched is a king right now. You flushed them three times.
I'd love you to gasp for you and play the football guy from yesterday.
Bombing out. That's also the top 10. What would you mean, Dan Hawkins?
Yeah, we're going to play the end of the show.
Yeah, we're going to play at the end. We have.
All right. Thanks, buddy. Appreciate it, buddy.
Let's go to let me see. It's going to Matt.
I think Matt might be upset with us. Matt.
What's up, guy? Hey, Matt. Hey, buddy.
Man, I know it was a little bit lame from his stories,
but that man did teach me to do things.
I didn't know how to do it. That's when I was in high school.
Right.
What's fun? He got to respect that a little bit.
He's been a guy when we started to entertain here.
He was not entertaining at all.
It was, it was still kind of funny, kind of entertaining.
Even you guys just join in on him.
I didn't think he had to drop him like that, but he's still all right.
I'm sorry that we disrespected Ron Jeremy for you.
That's okay, man.
I think the guy said so much better than the flushed.
Oh, yeah.
He fills it.
A flushed mega played once a show.
Oh, thank god for empty surgery.
Man, this is quite idiotic.
I mean, it's because of the white wrap we're showing.
I'm the only one that watches it.
But that did go down in 1990 and we're just starting to use it.
I've worked behind the curve as usual.
It's good as scoop.
That's fine.
Toilets have been flushing for hundreds of years.
Scoop.
What's up, buddy?
What's up, fellas?
How you doing, man?
Yeah, I got you off the wagon back on that.
Thank you.
I'm getting it all on.
I was glad to get the edge back, I know.
Hey, it was almost close to the one to do from kiss.
It was almost.
Oh, Paul Stanley.
Well, we only hung up on him once, I believe.
Yeah, that's what I said.
It was close, but the Paul Stanley was just so good,
because he was so serious.
Right.
Hey, Scoop.
You ever seen a Ron Jeremy movie?
No, I want to say a hairy person, Paul, though.
Then you must know how any chick even, like,
that's like a big ass gorilla, man.
I'm like, I'm looking at some old VH1,
like, what is really going on here?
Well, to be honest with you, not to get gay on you,
but if you looked at his publicity photos
for when he was first started out,
he was like a serious actor's name is Ron Hyatt.
He was like a good looking dude.
He was in play, girl, and he was like,
oh, buffed out.
He's skinny.
He means face is going a little bit hard.
A long time ago.
Yeah, but his body is a great shape.
Yeah.
So what guess have we hung up on besides Jeremy?
Paul Stanley.
Paul Stanley.
Rich Eisen.
Yeah.
Jackie Slater.
Jackie Slater back in the day.
Tom Levin's ball.
That's James, definitely.
Tom Levin's ball.
Have you ever come up with a rich,
the Phoenix writer that killed the car accident?
Oh, he's showing fouls, he's showing fouls.
Oh, don't fouls.
Go bad about that now.
That'd be none of the .com current.
Yeah, bebe of online, guys.
Yeah, online, guys.
They suck.
It doesn't happen often, because you're just
ruling a connection, an ad agency, or whatever it is,
a PR firm, just below it.
Oh, Bill Walton.
Yeah, we trust him.
Oh, that's right, we trust him.
Let me tell you about the Pontiac GTO.
I'm going to have my buddy tell you about it.
That is one of the best.
Yeah, Bill Walton passed the phone
during the interview to a sales guy.
Yeah, right.
It was awful.
Believe it, we've done awful interviews, but you know.
I think we've got to play that interview again, though.
Jeremy's.
That one?
It's an instant classic.
All right, you just want to go home early.
No, I know.
Yeah, that's the word.
No, I think it's funny.
I think we should bring it back tomorrow.
All right, yeah, I'll do it again.
I don't care.
I'll be on the podcast.
Because some people are getting in their car right now.
They're missing it.
They missed it.
They missed it.
It was a great bit.
It's too long to bid.
Plan bit.
We plan.
Yes, I'm sure we did.
After the writer's meeting, right?
Yeah, that's good.
Kevin Fairvax.
Kevin, we love meetings.
What's up, hey, man?
Yeah, I thought we all do was kind of cool to them,
but if you really wanted to be cool to them,
was make them call back twice.
And then at the end say, you know,
we really didn't like your interview.
That's how you think it was.
There's another associate who do the calls.
It's a little false.
That's the worst idea ever.
Is that the ex-cambuser, by the way?
He's usually a good caller.
I don't believe that.
Kevin, the ex-cambuser.
That was one that Kevin.
I don't think so.
Was it?
It might have been Kevin, but I don't think it was him.
I don't think it was him.
I believe it was.
How about he was a suck-ass caller?
That's what he should be called.
That's his nickname.
Yes.
That was awful.
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Rich Eisen and NFL Network used to be with ESPN.
He's got a book coming out looking forward to having him in studio.
We'll talk some NFL with him.
But few years ago, and it might have been all on us.
Can you remind me we're just doing the morning show.
We were on HFS.
What happened?
We had him on the show.
What happened?
And we ultimately hung up on him.
Why?
Let's take a listen.
You don't remember?
No.
All right.
All right, join us right now to talk about the new network
and his show NFL Total Access.
Isn't it more ESPN?
It's here for the maker.
Rich Eisen.
What's happening, Rich?
Rich, are you there?
Yeah.
I am.
All right, hey, buddy, congratulations.
What's the network started today or tomorrow?
Tomorrow.
Tomorrow, it's big.
Are you excited?
Yeah, I'm really excited.
That's kind of crazy.
You sound it.
Yeah, so we're going to be live on tape here.
No, you're live.
We're all on our own now, bro.
You're live right now.
Oh my goodness.
That's a bad question.
Now you can turn it on.
That's OK.
Just flip the switch.
Yeah, flip the switch.
You're going to want them to magically use an app bot.
I'm just figuring it out.
Actually, that would have been better radio.
It's funnier if you curse.
What did you think?
So, dude, you leave ESPN.
I guess you guys don't come to a contract agreement.
And then you sign a deal with NFL.
Now, is this going to be more like NBA TV, which is kind
of always there, but it's not really a big player.
Or is it going to be like a real channel?
No, I decided to leave ESPN and not be a big player.
No, honestly.
I decided, what the hell?
You know what I'm saying?
Let's just put it all the way.
That's the smartness.
Well, if you're going to be a dick, then we'll just hang up on you.
No, come on.
Yeah, if you're going to be a dick, then we're
asking you a question.
We had Rich on the show before.
And we almost hung up on it.
Yeah, I'll hang up on it.
I don't care because the smart out, he's not the 5-7
Midget.
Oh.
Wait a minute.
You're being a dick.
You're not going to have a sense of humor.
That's what my friends and we've watched in DC.
That's what you're doing.
You're not going to have these guys have a sense of humor.
Now, the problem is you're too smarmy, dude.
You're not that smart.
Uh-oh.
Well, at any rate, this thing is going to actually be on.
He's too smarmy.
He's too smarmy.
He's too smarmy.
He's too smarmy.
All right.
Hold on.
I think it was Bickel.
Yeah, but you started me.
You know what?
You got me down.
You started me.
It's my fault because you listen to the beginning.
You go, you said something about a...
I was being sarcastic.
You can turn it on.
You can turn it on now.
Okay.
But before that, you said something else.
I said you said something.
Yeah, you sounded exciting.
Okay.
I was being sarcastic.
But you said you came out and just blatantly said that if you're
going to be a dick, I'm going to hang up on it.
Because that, okay.
Okay.
Maybe my question sucked.
But it was like, tell us about the NFL Network because if it's
anything like NBA Network, that one stayed.
He basically called his network minor league.
He's a fed playhead, even though...
Yeah.
Yeah.
I left the SPN to not...
I know, but he's trying to like pump it up.
He's like excited about it.
I threw him a softball.
Tell us why it's going to be silly.
Well, he got bitter at it, apparently.
He didn't take too kindly to your question.
I think collectively as a show, we had a short series.
Well, I know this for a fact.
Ryan was going fine.
I know this is for a fact.
He takes the J.P.
He had nothing to do with it.
It was me.
It was mostly you.
You guys were really...
No, no.
He's not angry, it was mostly you.
He was going up on him.
Right, right.
And he didn't like my question.
But you sent me down the road.
Okay.
I do think you sent him up because during my intro,
I think you slid in a comment.
What did I say?
Or maybe within the first five seconds, no lurch.
Yeah, lurch up to 10.
Then the first five seconds, you said that.
You said that and you said something.
He goes, I'm excited.
And I go, yeah, you sound it.
Because he really didn't sound it.
Right.
But I mean, that wasn't enough to hang up on.
Did you have another jab?
Something about it.
Yeah, that would be worth listening to.
Who said that?
I don't know.
Lurch did.
Oh, yeah.
It was a subtle jab.
But it was a jab.
All right.
Lurch just were like body punches.
Right.
And then bickle stolen the face.
I'm going to be having haymakers.
Because I asked him a question.
And then he got to call them a midget.
Well, then he called the five, seven midget.
Well, he's definitely, he's turning around right now as he's driving.
Well, he's not going to keep my name and be out of his hotel.
He'll come in.
He's a fine man.
I wouldn't do our show.
Can we listen to it again?
Again.
The whole thing.
Come on.
Come on.
It's okay.
One minute.
The whole thing.
The whole thing.
It was a minute.
All right.
Listen to Jason.
Set the tone for this.
I'm going to turn this right now to talk about the new network and his show and a full total
access.
Is it going to re-spanish with the maker?
Rich Eisen?
What's happening, Rich?
Rich, are you there?
Yeah.
All right.
Hey, buddy.
Congratulations.
When's the network started?
Today or tomorrow?
Tomorrow.
Tomorrow.
Tomorrow.
It's big.
Are you excited?
Yeah.
That's kind of crazy.
Yeah.
So we're going to be laughing on tape here.
So that's a bad question.
Now you can turn it on.
That's okay.
That's too deep.
That's a good question.
And actually, you know, using F-bomb and just figure it out.
Actually, I would have been better radio.
Yeah.
Fine.
That's a good joke.
That was good.
You leave the SPN.
I guess you guys don't come to a contract agreement.
And then you sign a deal with NFL.
Now, is this going to be like, is it going to be more like NBA TV, which is kind of always
there, but it's not really, it's not like a big player.
It's just a horrible class here.
No, I decided to leave the SPN and not be a big player.
No.
I just wanted to tell you what the hell.
You know what I'm saying?
Let's just throw it all away.
It's what I'm thinking.
That's the smartness.
Well, like, if you're going to be a dick, we'll just hang up on you.
No.
We had rich on the show before, and we almost hung up on him.
I'll hang up on him.
I don't care.
Because he's a smart out.
He's not.
He's not.
He's a five-step ninja.
Wait a minute now.
You're being a dick.
You're not going to get a sense of humor.
That's what my friends and we watched in DC.
Yeah.
But I'm trying to scare you.
We're like these guys have a sense of humor.
Now the problem is you're too smart, dude.
You're not that smart.
Well, at any rate, this thing is going to actually be on...
You're going to come back.
No.
You're going to come back.
He's dead to it.
He's not.
He's pretty smart.
Yeah.
Like you said.
I love it.
So you had already hung up on him, right?
Yeah.
Right there.
I got lurched for four jabs.
I get four jabs.
You sound really excited.
Yeah, all right, so comparing this to softened them up and he came up with a knockout
ball. He said, you're excited. Yeah, you sound excited. Then he said, now you can turn
it on when he found out that it was a live interview. And then he said, that will, that
will be better radio. And then he said, see, that's the smarminus. And then after you said,
see, that's the smarminus, then he goes into his hold. If you're going to be a dick tie
raid, well, I guess my question is smart. Alec, even though I don't know that you said
Alec, you said some smart, some smart Alec. He's stupid. You too smart me. You're not
that smart. You're too smart me. I guess today's interview goes much better. I think it's
much smoother. Oh, I'm guessing he's turning around. He ain't coming in. I still sleep
in. I'm going to come in and deal with us. He's coming in to plug his book. Yeah, it is
called book total access, a journey to the center of the NFL universe. Although you
just plugged it, he could turn around. I'll plug his book. I'll acknowledge my question
maybe was weak, but my point was we had never seen the NFL network. And I'll be honest
with you, the NBA network stinks. Well, the NFL network has NFL dollars behind it. It
just pumbles. Well, the NBA has money. Are you kidding me? I know it's can't compare NFL's
king. You know that. The NBA, what's more intriguing? What is more fans, the NBA NFL? It's
not even close. So you kind of knew that it would probably be successful. No, I didn't.
I thought it would be like the NBA network. Yeah, I felt like a flop. I thought it would
be sort of nondescript like the NBA. Like the golf channel is to me. I guess a background
channel. The golf channel pummel. The reason it's relevant is because they have NFL games.
Well, how about they hired real real announcers like Rich and a lot of like XESPN guys. Right.
And it came out out of the shoot like legit. Yeah, but you know what? I actually like the
NBA channel because I'm an NBA fan. Well, I used to be. I don't watch it. I don't
know. I don't know if it's fan. I am, but I don't watch the NBA the way you used to.
I think yes, Penn does plenty of NBA coverage. And a fun network is awesome. Yeah. I mean,
I watch it every day. Well, I can only watch it now because it's on in high death. I mean,
again, the off seasons, it's great when they do their draft coverage and do all the combines.
Yeah, I like that. That's a great. I agree with you. It is a great network. It's
way better than what I thought it was going to be. Hey, you got to see Mochler at Boob's Jiggle
when he did the 40 yard dash. You can't acknowledge you at the time. You thought when
I was in went from ESPN to the NFL network that raised your eyebrows a little bit.
I'm sure it was a risk. It started a new fledgling thing. No, it's worked out great.
Well, it's worked out exactly. Yeah. Yeah. He just got a little bit salty when you said,
is it going to be just kind of a, a bit player? He's basically the face of the network.
I mean, it to be insulting. I was just asking, what's this network going to be like?
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I guess we got our mystery guest calling in here in a moment, right?
Yeah. It's the last night I'm taking the trash out, and you don't have
had this problem with my trash. Squirrels and other animals and everything.
Other vermin getting into the trash. I caught that bastard last night.
It was a freaking raccoon.
Seriously, it was the biggest raccoon I've ever seen.
It looked like an elephant.
Right, he's feasting on all of you.
Yeah, you're left over.
And it was but scary because I had to go down the stairs because my trash can's
underneath my little stairwell thing.
So I pulled the trash can out.
All of a sudden this raccoon is huge raccoon.
All right, the signs of a gorilla jumps out.
You know, in the dark, it's but scary.
I didn't know if it was a possum.
I didn't know if it was a rabid dog.
I had no idea what it was.
All right, and I'm looking at him go, oh my god, you bastard.
And I go, and I'm scared.
You know, I don't like animals.
Right.
Well, I'm definitely scared and don't like.
You got a corner and I don't know what you call it.
Road inside.
I want those things.
I was wearing a dirt Brooks jersey.
Is that big?
He's freaking huge.
And I'm up and I'm like, get away.
Get away.
I go by the stairs and I'm someone.
Get away.
You bastard.
He looks at me and he goes, he laughs.
He gives me a stinger and laughs at me.
He walks right back over the trash.
And I watch him do it.
He knocks the trash can down.
I'm watching all this.
The lady kicks it aside.
He goes, and he digs it and starts eating my trash.
And I go, you bastard.
Get out.
And now I'm screaming.
I'm waking up.
Everybody in my neighborhood.
My neighbors are like, oh, I see.
We have a cycle of living.
Right.
Then get out.
You bastard.
And now I'm panicking.
Because, you know, and my in-laws are actually over.
And I'm like, get inside.
Like, you know, we don't know that thing in my bite.
You're so, you know, it's hard to get rabies.
Right.
So I get inside and I go, I'm panicking.
Where's the rabbi?
So I go, whatever you want to put out.
I call, I call the police.
Okay.
Call the police.
And I say, I've got a, I've got a racon in my, in my,
call the police for a racon.
Call the police.
And I said, look, I got a raccoon.
It's a show.
I got, I know a guy who's a cop in Montgomery County.
He said, here, call animal control.
Tell him it's an emergency situation.
Because they won't come down unless it's an emergency situation.
I said, what's an emergency?
He said, just tell him it's rabid or whatever.
I said, all right.
So then I call and then for some reason,
just because I got a money.
It's all the police in New York.
So this is a heart pillow.
I have a hard time lying about, I just said,
so I couldn't tell her that it was rabid
because they just come and look at me.
It's not slavering anything.
They're not a rabid wreck.
It's not the moment at the mouth.
No, it's just, it's just friggin' annoying.
And I, so I call up and they,
since I didn't hit the emergency button,
I just went to the regular animal control.
They answer it, animal shelter controls.
And then I go, oh, animal lovers.
Not money.
So she had to,
I call a pedometer, I chance.
So she answered the phone and she goes,
hi, animal control.
Yeah, and I go, uh, yeah, I've been,
I finally caught this bastard.
There's been a raccoon pummeling my trash.
It's been two years now.
I caught him red in the ass.
He's still doing it right now.
I caught him in the ass.
I caught him in the ass.
Hand in the cookie jar.
I'm watching it occur right now.
I said, you need to come pick him up.
I got kids.
This is an unsafe environment.
And I'm freaking scared of him and I hate him.
And she said, well, is he a threat to you?
I said, absolutely.
Of course.
I said, well, if I put a bullet in his head,
you know, how's that for a threat?
I don't know.
What did you say?
Are you sure you said that?
I don't remember what he said.
I don't remember what I said.
Okay, we got a live one on the phone here.
This one's a loose kid.
I said, is it a danger?
I said, well, is it a danger?
If I start shooting in my neighborhood,
because this gun,
because I'm trying to relate to the point
to the animal lover,
because you have so many guns later right now.
Then I'm going to kill this effort
if she doesn't come down and pick it up, right?
All right.
And she's unfazed by me.
Why did you go to your trunk and get the friggin' steel head out?
And it's public.
That was scared of it.
It's a friggin' wild animal.
And it's...
You can't compete against the golf club.
I guarantee it.
What part of it was the size of Godzilla
that you don't understand?
It was the biggest...
I do understand.
You know, I don't ever.
Right, I know.
It was Godzilla.
What happened?
I just got a little beat.
I just got the trash.
That shot more wouldn't send up control over
because she said, is it outside?
It's in the outside.
She said, well, the outside did it's natural habitat.
If it's not a threat to anybody,
I said, well, it's gonna be a threat when I start shooting
and I start killing it man.
Random people walk about it.
Don't you own that property?
Yeah.
He's trespassing.
I think he says that.
He's violating a statue.
Why don't you sue the raccoon?
And I said, okay.
Well, when I put a bullet in his head,
I hope you feel good about it.
I said, thank you.
Thanks for nothing, right?
You're gonna goodbye, right?
And hang up.
And we'll keep coming back.
Yeah.
You know, I don't know what to do.
I'm an ongoing problem.
And I'm telling you, more than the nuisance,
you get the trash everywhere.
Yeah.
I'm scared of that effort.
It is as big as Godzilla.
I know I have a rule that I told D.
So we can take the trash out in the door.
A true estimate of the weight of the raccoon.
Honestly, I don't want to get out of it.
I must have been 8,000 pounds.
Probably two billion pounds.
All right.
An honest estimate, I'd probably say 25 pounds.
Yeah.
I'll put it this way.
I thought a raccoon was like slightly bigger than a,
okay, maybe like twice the size of a squirrel.
That's what I would think, honestly.
I mean, I don't know.
I've never really seen a raccoon.
You obviously not.
Okay.
This raccoon, I would say, is, I don't know how,
two and a half feet long.
Right.
Seriously, it looked like Caroline's dog.
Remember, Tom is a girlfriend.
Just fat, bloated, clearly not missing any dinner.
Right.
So just a big fat, huge raccoon.
You know what, we can ask our mystery guest.
If he's ever had a run in with the raccoon, now,
cakes, and I know who the mystery guest is,
lurchine eb, I guess we'll ask him some questions.
Yeah.
First of all, have you ever had a run in with the raccoon?
Nothing that I would talk about on the air.
Right.
Well, everything, nothing's out of bounds.
So how would you do that?
He's probably had some women that have looked,
maybe like a raccoon that he's encountered.
All right.
Mr. Guest, when we ask him,
I try to make yourself feel better.
I'm doing pretty well.
All right.
Mr. Guest, when you answer our questions,
you can only answer in one word.
Yes, no, or if we ask you a number, whatever,
only one word, okay?
Should I say sir afterward, Paulso?
Yeah, that's fine.
Holy to me, all right.
All right.
First question is, are you an actor?
No.
All right.
Are you?
First of all, have we established how many questions
you don't, he's gay?
Look at the Billy.
Did we get nothing but time?
All right.
They're gonna hour left in the show.
This guy's got all day.
All right, dude.
Do you have, are you a singer?
Yes.
Oh, a singer.
Oh, I thought right to the chase.
Have you ever performed in Las Vegas?
Yes.
Are you Wayne Newton?
Yes.
All right, Lurk.
All right.
Do you currently have a band?
Yes.
All right, hold on.
He's performing in Vegas.
When you perform in Vegas for extended stays?
No.
All right.
Are you Michael Bolton?
Would we have Michael Bolton on this show?
I don't know.
I'm just asking questions.
I don't know who it is.
I don't need the answer.
I'll definitely not.
All right, so it's not Michael Bolton.
Do you narrow the field down?
I hold on.
Whip it.
This is our contest.
Yeah, you just said they're played in the rehearsal.
Are you ready?
Do you, have you, are you married?
No.
All right.
I'm married.
Have you ever had a video on MTV?
Yes.
Do you have you, have you, have you banged famous girls
that people know about?
In other words, have you banged, like if you were a Brad Pitt,
everybody knows you're banging Jennifer Aniston.
In other words, do you have famous girls
on your resume that you've banged?
We've been linked to a popular entertainer.
Thank you.
Entertainer.
Thank you.
Mr.
Mr.
Yes.
What's the answer to that question?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yes.
Bang him hot chicks.
All right, that we all know about.
All right.
Not just hot, lurch.
Famous.
A hot, famous chick.
All right.
They haven't done any narrowing down.
Not really.
I'm trying.
You guys are real wizards at it.
Oh.
I mean, they got singer.
Right.
I got one.
I got one.
Were you popular in the 80s?
Sure.
Are you as popular today as you were in the 80s?
Sure.
Sure.
Huey Lewis.
Perfect.
Are you weird Al Yankovan?
I'm Michael Jackson.
All right.
Hold on.
He said videos on MTV.
Have you ever been featured on behind the music?
Thank God.
No.
How many letters are in your first name?
Two.
Let me count.
Four.
All right.
That's getting almost too specific.
Well, dude, we got it.
We got a narrowed down.
All right.
Then we got five more minutes.
Hold on.
Are you up to get back to your job in the donut?
Are you in the Ricksburg field?
Yes.
He's girls.
Money.
All right.
Hold on.
Are you, so you're a singer?
For Springfield not popular still today.
He does singing Vegas.
He doesn't sing in Vegas for extended stays.
He's probably his tour.
All right.
New Zealand.
All right.
Hold on.
Think we know we think I know all right hold on
Are all fly can't believe you haven't even narrowed the field down like we got four
Music do you sing rock music question? Yes, I'm Paul Stanley and I do play in kit
Yeah, we say yeah, you couldn't I would have been there all day
It's kind of embarrassing to him that we can't guess up because we're guessing those other people yeah, we think so what are you up to man?
Oh nothing talking to a bunch of guys in the studio or rather slow, but that's okay
Now actually all kinds of things are going on. We're off to
Australia. We're doing a show with the Melbourne Symphony Orchestra on February 28th and we do four shows in Tokyo
Rumor has it we're going out on tour late this summer for a bit. He's boring. I hung up on him
He's boring I just killed read I just killed read he's boring to me and I didn't like his attitude
That is
He was boring. Why didn't you like that?
Because I didn't like he was taking a few shots at
So then I was sitting there. Okay, you could take a like a post-sensiton analysis
Well, I don't care about talking to Paul Stanley. Is it will never have one again?
I'm glad you did that right because I was getting better because I mean I was a kid. I had a you know, right then air
I used to get Paul Stanley. I couldn't question him. It was pretty bad though. I'll surely greet at this point
Okay, sure like singer and then you just so
Who's a face girl? He's been he's banged that we've been linked to nobody knows
I'm sure he has famous chicks on his resume, but what would you have asked?
Okay, what type of news is that fair?
No, you're you're you did great that you got singer within two questions
That was only one the type of music they're after okay. We bought that why it yeah, we got his name down to four letters
They're in the right Vegas
Yeah, cuz it could have that kind of narrowed down look at read read has to now apologize to his contact that we just hung up on Paul Stanley
I lied you didn't what you say I said, I don't know what happened because it was like that. I just want to commercials
Right can't go back to you. Oh good good good good job. You handled that well. That's great
Read are you talking to Paul Stanley the publicist publicist? Are you better at us? Why okay? Okay, I mean cuz seriously. Here's here
We'll just hang up on you if we don't like you
All right, it's Paul Stanley, but you know what you know what the Memphis Symphony Orchestra
Whatever
Would you agree? Yeah, but not a better guitar player. No, you'll give Paul Stanley that all right
So I sense the JP's upset wasn't be that I hung up on Paul Stanley. I actually care less. I think it's fantastic
I thought it was a great move. Yeah, I thought it for a moment. I didn't think he would seem like though. I didn't think he was dead
Cakes
He was definitely he was bitter that we were guessing him we were guessing like risk we put
We lumped them in the same category is Michael Bolt
Like losers
Yeah, wait newton right so he's playing a stupid game
I can only take go work back in the doughnut after a hundred Creola jokes, right? Okay, then I'm ready to
Meanwhile, you're saying turtoy
We can say whatever we want
It's our show you know who cares
He doesn't care. He's not gonna lose an eye. What's the last time Kissle Popper 1979?
They could still out of 711
They're too ugly for radio
They suck at about that
The best was read was actually playing their background
Right
There's a level of stupidity is a bit like they would have guessed it based on the background music
They don't I mean listen to the background music be honest. I don't listen to it either because I'm just I'm vibing
The only time I listen to it when reads playing it too loud
Turn it down. All right. Let's go. Let's go to Steve. All right, Steve
Steve
It's not like it was Jean Simmons or something. It wasn't even the good
Just a half pole stand man. Right. That was awesome. All right. Thanks, man. Did he have the star in the eye?
Yes, he had the star. All right. What dumbass
We can't hang up on Jean Simmons to me. They're all the same. It's yeah
I think Jean Simmons is even more prickly than
Oh, by the way, he's got a good prediction. I told you the EB wouldn't be size for him at all
There should be slightly more
Just because it's like guests in general. Okay, so
Even if it went to 100 EB's at a zero and you're at a one so that was my whole
Hey, you don't put a pause daily on the guest list
Lurch would be more pissed at me if I hung up on like Randy Valardi
Some random Yankee. I love the fact that you hung up on it. We're taping interviews with Bobby Higginson back in the day. You imagine. All right
Let's go. Can you get there too? So we can take an interview with the Bobby Higginson
This one shows at 7 p.m. I'm like eb and keg's they hate baseball
Rich dower wants to do the show
Can you come in to tape it?
I can't believe we taped an interview with Bobby Higginson. That's so embarrassing. It's embarrassing. No, but that was great
It's gonna bud January. Let me point out. I think it was February bud. What's up? You want to be on credit?
bud
Yeah, man, I want to tell you when we're sitting here listening to you driving in
Yeah, I was wondering why we're taking Greek from that guy
Yeah, I know. I know. It's like you're gonna be a pussy or you're gonna stick up for yourself
He was coming across the total tool excellent move to cut him off. He's coming across his very pompous, right?
Yeah, I mean
Would you agree was coming across that way? No, I think I think he was a little
A little setback because it like we couldn't guess it right away
Six minutes six minutes into the interview or six minutes of his time was taken up trying to guess it
And he still had his tour and his masquerade ball thing that is promoting in the website to buy the tickets and all that stuff
And even though we don't care about that. Well, yeah, I know, but he was just trying to get it in quickly
I think I don't think he was being rude. I think he was trying to be quick, right?
Well, that's boring for us. Well, yeah, right, so I don't know. You know boring is not good radio
Hello, this is all about ratings and ratings bonuses. Yeah, and that wasn't working for me
All right, let's go to rich rich. What's up? Hey good morning. Very good. They're being hang up. Thank you
He had been around Gene Simmons too long that a little bit of pompousness had rub off on him and he thought he was
More than he was
You know, they I can give him credit for he's probably got a line of 50 radio stations. He's got to call right
They're all stupid too. That's right. Those type of interviews nine times out of ten. It'll be there. They'll be boring
Yeah, right agreed agreed. Yeah. All right later. At least that one was memorable
Yeah, who wants to hear him talk about the Melbourne Symphony? Nobody. It's hysterical. He's a
Publicist that's so how big his ego is he thinks I'm freaking Paul Stan like I'm like the greatest guitar
What do you know he played guitarist? All right, he probably thinks he's whatever give me Hendrix, right and
It's like it's 10 minutes. We have no idea who he is and singer. He did did both. I just wish he knew so he doesn't know
I wish he knew that we have to be in a dick
Say face let him call back and we'll say oh, we're sorry dick
I just wish he knew we hung up on him
You know what I should have had him repeat the first thing he said
I didn't know you you should have given me a signal. I didn't know you're gonna hang up on him. You know what?
It just hit me
All right, let's go. Let's go to James. We hung up on people. We hung up on Jackie Slater. Yeah, we hung up on
Two rows in house two rows in house the super agent who else to be there's one other one
Oh, some dick who was that Bob hug and so he deserved it was some dick was the internet Bob turned he turned the corner on us
Remember he was a dick at first. We had him on again. It was a tennis. It was a tennis key people click on a tennis guy from USA today
Right, we hung up on him up the dot com or he knew nothing about that's because lurch is complaining about guests all the time
All right, let's go to James. I'm like it dude. It's Wimbledon. We're gonna talk Wimbledon
Or Wimbledon. That was JP would say James. What's up? Hey, that was great man. Those guys are the biggest there
Yeah, that's him. I mean, I went and saw him. I'm a musician myself. I used to I grew up with
All right, and those guys can't even barely play there. I got two words for you has been
All they got is explosions and spit and blood. I mean, they're weak. Exactly. Seriously, but you're scary talented. I'm sure
Let's go to buzz. I'm sure you can sell out Madison Square Garden like three nights in a row
You know what I'm trying to avoid. I know we all are. We're trying to avoid doing a morning zoo type show. Yes
Paul Stanley screams
Morning zoo. Yeah, just screams. Morning zoo
Buzz. What's up? Hey, what's up, guys? Hey, man. Hey, I just wanted to tell you that Paul Stanley can take a box of 64 crayons to stick them up
As the loser
There you go. Go to crispy creams and get a discount box. He's an old fart
We agree. We agree. Thanks, Buzz. I just don't want to read to get better because he booked him. Yeah, we don't worry. I you know, I know that to be great bit. Yeah, turn that was great
But I don't think he screams morning zoo. Now the Michael Lewis. That's still is a week
That's a hot one. Yeah, we brought out we bought that was like in the first couple weeks
We were kind of to get you know, yeah, feeling our way through. I think Paul Stanley screams morning zoo because he's 80s band
Yeah, you know, nobody cares
You know, it's still so much as though the kiss. There's a dedicated royal kiss
Yeah, but those people like the director. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. I love to kiss back in the day
I think the morning zoo stuff is more like the singing psychic that he wants to stand on
Yeah, well, there's no chance we're doing that
But I think cheesy like delus celebrities that means morning zoo exactly. I told I told read I said more
Ashton kitchens. Yeah, perfect. Okay, that's an a-list relevant a-list hot now. I'm all about that. Yeah, a list
No, right now
Right now he's one of the yeah, one of the hottest guys in Hollywood. I'd say wouldn't you? Yeah, I'd have to say he's bringing Brittany Murphy
I mean, he's not a plus list. He's not Tom Cruise for Tom. Hey, no, he's a list. Yeah, he goes to the good parties. Absolutely
Conferal's now a list. Yeah, yeah, you get Colin Farrell. That's good Paul certainly Paul Stanley. Yeah, you know, whatever Bob Hoskins
What do I do? Can you get Joe Schumacher on the show?
Schumacher. Yeah, she watched it. Same thing
All right, Paul Stanley. What a dick. All right, let's go to Jim Jim. What's up? You're on the junkies
Hey, junk, that was a money hang-up. That guy was a
Wasn't it? When you were listening, be honest. Were you saying why aren't these pussy's hanging up on them?
I was thinking these guys are being asked to not be in the junk. They can hang up on the stonkey
No, he's over at yeah, I think
So we got the edge back. Yeah, he's back after the guessing. He only talked 15 seconds before the hang-up
He was boring
He was guessing and it was dead air. No, no, no, no that part
Let me tell you something. I got news for you. Us guessing was the best part of that interview
He had nothing interesting to say. Yeah, him saying he's gonna be at the Mellop Metropolitan Opera. Who cares?
Yeah, like seven you're not called back. They want you back in that decade. You talk to get off the air. Thank you
Thank you to the animus. It is unanimous
Yeah, if one person was upset, there we hung up on him. We call in. I'll put you right through. Yeah
There is no there's nobody out there. He doesn't exist. Dave
Hey
Every play that's anybody I think he's gay. Listen to his voice and when you
When you have some bad banging hot chicks, he's all sleeping on it. Right. I guarantee you ace Freely would have hung up on
Yeah
All right, thanks. No, he's no chance. He's gay. He was doing like the fake snoring. He's a poon man
I thought he and Paul he and Gene Simmons had a big riff and he's isn't constantly breaking up with the band all the time
Simmons and Stanley are always firing with the other two guys those are the guys that run the band. Oh, who are they always firing?
Well, I mean they had Freely for a long time Peter Chris and they had Eric Carr who you know, he's done now. He's finished just kiss groupie
Because kiss is huge. He's the light kiss back in the day. Basically Peter Chris and ace really the original
Other two members of the band were kind of thrown out and then they were bought out
So they don't even get any more kiss money
I thought I was under the impression that within the last year Paul Stanley had a falling out with Gene Simmons
Is that just an incredible emotion? They may have no question
I told Gene Simmons to get his crayons out
Better I think you may have lied because I'm certain there's probably a behind the music about kiss
Maybe not
I don't know why they haven't done one. No, I mean they have been around long enough. Yeah, they do
All right, let's go to dare. Keep taking your makeup off. That was a great career. They did like Wilson Phillips
Upjunks. Hey dude, you just made our I'm like a way right now. You've made our whole to tune all
Out when he was just like I'm Paul Simon. We were all like oh this dude
Where where are you right now?
Dude he was so all right. Thanks dude. He was so offended that we were calling him Michael Bolton and Rick spring's not
He wasn't even he wouldn't even talk after he said Michael Bolton. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you
I just but you know what he wasn't the same realm as far as I thought he was
I thought he was briefed on this on this slow game. We're gonna play. So I thought he was cool with it
Read was he briefed on it? Then he know he's gonna do like a mystery guest type deal
But apparently he was better. You don't talk about himself. He didn't have much patience. No, he knew about it. He said it's cool
He did he just didn't go take his time. He expected you guys to know it within five guesses. I never would have got it
I never would have got it. Thank God
You and I are the same when it comes to like music from 70s and 80s. I said you wouldn't be sliced at all
I wouldn't have got it. I said that I said that lurch you would be slightly more sliced just because it's a guest
I hate him. I hate him. Yeah, and it's kind of a big name. I'm surprised. He's not big to me
Okay, he's a pussy. Yeah, he's a pussy
So forget it ugly. They had to hide his face for 20 years
That's right with a star. Think about it. We'd paint our faces if we can make that coin. I know
Oh, yeah, we don't need to they had a gimmick
Yeah, I have to admit I didn't watch that made for TV movie about kids
Oh, yeah, you probably want the Kiss Dolls back today. I never bought anything didn't buy any albums no dolls no paraphernaly
I watched the dumbass show. What was the name of that movie? Don't know wait wait a second
Was it a cartoon or is it? Oh, it's definitely my back. Something about them going to a new amusement park
Kiss meets the Phantom of the park. Yeah, so stupid. We're way back up aren't we? Oh, wait
I actually have two people that say they're upset. I hung up on
Hey, hold on don't go anywhere. We're the jucks
You
JP along with cakes lurchy and EV I know we're going to Jesse James in a second to clear up the bot
Dave Mustaine did play with Metallica originally and he does have some writing credits on kill them all
But he did not play with the band as a member once they release their album. I don't know if that helps me or hurts me
Just so he was sorry, so he was not an original member
Mustaine was an original member then got kicked out replacing with Kirk Hammett who
All right, played with the band after the original album release. All right. You guys know the show monster
Host of the show monster garage is Jesse James. What's happening Jesse?
What's up, man? Hey, Jesse. You know what we were just talking a little Metallica yesterday
Metallica got a big show in DC and we interviewed them and guys were really cool
And we got into some sort of argument with the listeners. Have you been to a Metallica show before?
Yeah, yeah, I'm actually friends with James Ffield. Are you? Yeah, did you see the movie some kind of monster?
Uh, no, I haven't seen it yet. I heard about it. So did you know the whole tension there between James and Lars for years?
Well
Lars is cool a little bit of him goes a long way
What's that one taking a limited dose is is what you're saying
How did you become friends with those guys?
Um, like tour with bands. So I did a tour with a minute to secure you with a little bit
He's like a big if you see in this guy. He's got like a big dude. Do JJ. Yeah. I've seen JJ. He's big. How many tattoos do you have dude?
I don't know. They're all like turning into one big one. Like a hundred
I don't know. When did you get your first tattoo?
What's that? When did you get your first tattoo?
Uh, 12 or 13. You know what? I just hung up. No, I didn't like him. I didn't like him. Is he still there?
I didn't like him. I'm sorry. He was a bit. I didn't like him. He was too slow. He's awful, but I mean I want to ask you. I know. I know. I'm sorry. That guy's a TV story. I didn't like him. I'm sorry. That was a horrible interview. You know, I wanted you to fight him though. I know. Do you get back now?
The guy's soft. You know what? I can imagine. I'm sorry. I was just wanted to ask one question. I think I wanted to answer right there on the one line. He's calling back. What were you trying to say? He's biggest?
He's cocked easel. I hold on. Okay, you can say that. But you can't say just the one where I know. Are you gonna? Yeah. All right. Jesse.
What the hell, man? Sorry, buddy. Hey, let's get to nitty-gritty. What's Sandra B's?
Come on. What's Sandra B's? That's why we really want to have you on the show. That's funny. I'm serious. We're big fans of her.
And of you in a monster garage. You're on TV. What's she like in the sack? Do you talk on TV? That's what we want to know.
Are you bad at this? No, I'm not trying to. Dude, I'm not trying to piss you off. I'm very attracted to her and I'm jealous. Too late.
It's too late. Well, it is too late for me. Are you capable of answering questions? You have no energy, dude. Are you like the worst interview of all time?
You're on TV store? That is shocking. Are you in LA right now or East Coast? Ask me something good and then I'll answer it. Oh, my God. Now you can hang up on it. Give us a good question. Let me get it. Let me get a good question in your opinion. What would be a good question to ask of Jesse James? Are you guys like radio guys? Yes. How many do you order in Metallica? How many tattoos do you have? We're trying to change it up. It's stupid. What am I supposed to do?
I asked you about your stupid garage show. How many cares about that? The fact that you got colors and alternative lifestyle radio. I didn't know. Sorry. Yeah. So you're not comfortable talking about Sandra. You're not comfortable talking about Sam. Let's talk about the poor story. I don't think he's comfortable talking is this thing. I don't think he's talking about Metallica. We were talking about that two minutes before saying transition. We transition into you. Go ahead and defend yourself. It's cool. Yeah, we are. It's like a
flex. You're in the neck. You got no energy, dude. I got tons of energy. Oh, you don't. You saw me. Something good. Well, I don't know what to ask you. I don't know anything about. You stupid cars and you stupid bikes. You won't talk about Sandra. But what are you supposed to do with cars and you're stupid bikes? Shut up. All right. So what do you want us to ask? You keep saying ask something good. I don't know what good is. What do you think of the third presidential debate there, Jesse James? Didn't watch it. I was at work.
What are we doing? Fixing a tailpipe? Where do you film the show? Jesse, where do you film the show? L.A. Long Beach. Long Beach. So that's where you are now. Yeah. Well, I mean, it's early for him. Maybe just, you know, it's 5'30. It's just a little groggy. He hadn't had his coffee. Maybe even normally he's like, I don't know. Talkative guy. You do that or Sandra be warm out last night. I need to talk in like a radio. What do you do with everybody? Jesse James, he's a word.
We're talking about Metallica. You're on the line. I think we changed it up. Ask a Metallica question. Do you think that's bad? No, that's not what got me mad. Huh? What got you mad? What do you think? Sandra? When you hung up on it. All right. Back that part. Dude, it's just that you're boring. That's all. Okay. But maybe it's just early for him. What's a Sandra Bullock seeing you? I am shocked.
You actually said something good there. All right. So Monster Garage is on at what time? Who cares? I don't even know what channel. Discovery. Discovery. All right. Good luck. Have a good career brother. I'm sure we're watching Army Tractor Pull. You're finished. See you, bro. See you, man. Jesse James. That guy saw it. Why were we interviewing him? We played back. I can see if there was one response. It was longer than 5 seconds. Yeah. Where's the payoff there? What's the bit? What's the bigger grand picture there? So you got it? You booked Jesse James.
That's true. We did get it. Can we play that back for people who were just getting their cars? Yeah, Brett's got to save it though real quick. Actually, Sandra Bullock. I actually like to hear it again. Yeah. I told you that's the only reason I wanted to have on the show. I don't care about Monster Garage. Jesse James impersonation. Why did you guys leave? So Jesse, how's the show going? You guys are cool radio. What do you think of Metallica, man? You look like a Metallica fan. Yeah. Stupid question. Toward with them. My band.
That sucks. Like, you know, did security. Lugged some boxes for him back in day. You know, Sandra B as high standards. Let me tell you. Oh my God. I've lost total respect for her. That and see the shots are a big caboose in the globe. I know. People brought that up too. People can chime in at 800 321 WHF. So you disappointed that we didn't do a traditional radio interview with Jesse James, the host of Monster Garage. I just wanted to transition. We were talking about
Metallica. Kakesh was at the concert. He was clearing up his botch on the Kirkham. I didn't even know the guy toured with Metallica. He was security from Metallica. Kakesh just brought up. Who knows? Kakesh just brought up the fact that the that the donkey wasn't the original guitarist. And then we have a guest on. I'm just trying to weave him in. Looks like you might listen to Metallica. And his answer was, I'm actually friends with James. Right. And you expand on it. You talk about it a little bit. And then I asked him about the movie.
And he was like, a little Lars goes a long way. Right. And he was supposed to kiss his ass. Seeker. He's easily the worst guest we've ever had. Not the worst. He was good. We got some mileage out of it. All right. Hold on. Let's go. In terms of content. In terms of talking. Probably. Yes. Well, I'll be honest with you. Before he came on, we went to see guys. What the hell was supposed to ask this dummy? He doesn't want to talk about saying to be. I talk about a stupid motorcycle. I actually think it shows somewhat popular on that on that channel. I'm sure it is.
That was the most uncomfortable radio I've ever heard. That's good. That is good. Right. All right. Hold on. Let's go. Let's go to Justin. Justin. Good morning. Hey. That was one of the funniest interviews I've ever heard in my entire life. It's better than yammering on with him for 15 minutes about crap we don't care about. What went over the airwaves? Because I saw CK by the dump button a few times. Did you have a dump? Well, I think it was cakes was asking about. So what did you think about the third presidential debate?
It was probably fixing a tailpipe or something. That was hilarious. It was a show. I had a dump when lurch asked about Sandra B's nice. Her thing was right. I did dump that. Oh, play that back and I'll believe it. Also had to say you're as big as C. Yeah. I don't know what he was doing there. I was trying to loosen it up. I said, yeah, he's probably did security. He's a big dude. You ever see him. Right. The big dummy is what he is. You're as big as C. Where'd that come from?
No, no. It's because it's a guy doing the radio for eight years. I just felt like it dumped Scott. Good morning. I'm just bitter. No one heard the Sandra B question. What they're going on here? Absolutely the best interview I've ever heard. My brother and I are in the cable company. I want to be sure. And we have a cable access program and we never let that guy want to keep the dog. Right. Just to pull the curtain back. You wouldn't even let him on a cable access show. Just to pull the curtain back. I told you guys it was going to go that way because he told his publicists to help
us, you know, no personal question. No, you did. No personal questions or you would be a jerk. That's perfect. Right up our alley. He had a kid with Janine, the porn star. Oh, yeah. That's why I asked him that. Right. And then, you know, he's banging Sandra Bulk. You think we're not going to touch that? The only reason why he's famous is because of Sandra B. Right. Well, he's supposed to break down the army tractor pull. No, we're supposed to do a lot of radio shows. We do that. All those shows sucked. It's got to Jose. Jose. Good morning. Morning.
Good morning, sir. We're great. Awesome. I wanted to say that that Jesse James, he's the tool. I understand you guys probably never seen the show. If you have, might as well just turn it to a different channel. I'd rather probably watch. Mother Stewart took a crap out. What's the deal? Why is he never watch monster garage? Never have never. Why is it show popular on any level? He's got a personality. Didn't seem like it. He's got zero personality. He's the one who bots the interview. Right. Nobody else. Nobody else. Right. All right. Thanks.
No problem. I can tell after the first question that it was just headed south. Oh, yeah. Then it was not a good thing. I forgot you were going to ask about Sandra B. That's why I hung up on it. Right. Well, sorry. We got it in. First answer was friends with James. That's it. Uh, toward them. Frank carried boxes. You guys are the best interview ever. Thank you. That was skilled. It was hilarious when I was with one of you guys called with douche bag. That was even. It killed me. Yeah. All right.
Thanks, man. By the way, Chad Dukes dropped douche bag 500 times yesterday at the Claren and Grill in a span of, oh, I don't know, an hour. Watch the skin. So why he was talking about Mark Brunel. Pretty much. Most of the time. Seriously. And let me say this. I might be in the minority, but I've had it with the meaty thighs jokes. Those guys run that thinking of the ground. What is true? I know. But seriously, if you hear every two minutes, it just loses it. He's got tree trunks. Oh, my God. Then they're also big on. They were.
Oh by the way, was there any of the guys sitting in between? Yes. Dodd. Dodd. There they're ölgoing. Christopher sitting on one side. Chad sitting on the other. And they have a buddy in the middle name. Dodd.
That every time they pulled some joke to their thought was funny. They would elbow in the ribs on both sides. And I thought he's gonna cut on their head. So ENDS off. After five minutes, he was not happy.
It's good to rhyme. Line what's up? What's up?
I tell you that that was one of those uncomfortable situations in my life listening to that interview. You guys are hilarious. That's why I radio history. We don't fix it. Hellblade.
That was great. He was such a tool box.
Right. Thank you.
All right, later guys.
Later.
I just didn't know what we're going to ask the guy. It's a stupid garage show.
Right.
There was no dick about cars.
Right.
It actually worked.
Yeah, lightning.
What if he had a quarter of a brain?
Right. He just wants us to kiss his ass.
We're not going to do that.
Bob.
Hey, what's going on?
Actually, it's Scott.
Hey, Scott.
What's up?
Hey, not too many people have the balls to hang up on Jesse James.
Well, it wouldn't stand in his face.
Oh, cheers.
Now, I don't know if you guys also knew that he's also the owner of West Coast choppers.
So what?
We don't know anything about that.
Well, not too many people have the balls to do that.
Are you a fan of his show?
No.
Okay.
I'm sure that is the end of his show.
What is a West Coast choppers?
I don't even know.
I've seen the T-shirts all over the place.
I've seen the T-shirts all over the place.
You know those big, fancy bikes.
Right.
The big, big handlebars.
There's choppers.
Yeah.
So it's a dealership for motorcycles?
I guess.
It's not like the trendy thing to do.
Now, we're going to get a million West Coast chopper emails.
No, no, no, no.
I don't care about that.
I just want to know what it was.
I think essentially that's what it is.
They modify them.
They mod out these motorcycles.
Shocker alerts.
Asked where he taped the TV show for them.
He's got to know where everybody's counting.
No.
No, no, no.
I just want to know what time schedule he was on.
He was in the city of Long Beach.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Welcome back to the show where are the junkies.
A legend.
This promoting the NCAA all-time tournament team which is sponsored by Pontiac.
You can vote for the team and how they're giving away a Pontiac GTO online.
It's Bill Walton.
How's it going, Bill?
Bill, are you there?
Bill.
Hello.
Hello.
Hey, Bill.
What's up?
It's the junkies.
How are you?
I'm doing super.
So we're saying that you're promoting this all-time tournament team.
I got to believe two guys that have to make it just in my recent memory.
Are we on the air yet?
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Are you upset?
How could I be upset?
You're not off.
You guys are awake yet.
Yes, no.
Are you on the East Coast or West Coast?
I'm on the middle of America.
Under river, a mile south from somewhere.
That's specific.
Hey, Bill.
I got to believe two guys that make the tournament team.
You're all tournament team.
You're promoting for Pontiac.
Christian Layton or Patrick Ewing have to be on.
What about himself?
Shouldn't he make it?
Yeah.
He should be on it.
He's just my four-hour time, though.
He's about Elgin Baylor.
How old are you guys?
34.
We're really 30s.
We're young in this.
You guys just got out of your diapers.
Right.
Some of us are still in him.
Do you guys even have internet access?
Of course we do.
I got to wait in front of me.
Pontiacs?
Yes, absolutely.
Well, I'm here with my good friend, Dino.
Okay.
I'm a Pontiac.
He's going to outline the promotion right here with us as we go.
Dino, good morning.
Thanks, Bill.
First of all, I like the name of the show, the sports junkies.
We got plenty of those guys here.
Go ahead.
Do the plug.
Actually, we just want to tell you what the whole program is.
And Dino's Pontiac is now in their second year.
Of being the official performance machine to the NTA,
proud sponsors of college athletics.
I think last year, hopefully you guys remember,
we did the all-time greatest plays.
And we did it for basketball.
We also did it for football.
Those are the most important things.
I do remember that.
All right.
We had so many fans come and vote.
And so excited about the program itself.
We decided, look, as store plays are not a one-trick pony.
What else can we do?
And we decided to do something maybe a little bit different.
Not just the greatest players, but the greatest players
in the history of the tournament of championship basketball.
All right.
Just remember, it's only about the tournament, guys,
because the goal is to keep the passion of last year's program
along with fuel the debate by determining who would make the team.
Well, if it's just the tournament,
you got to put Glenn Rice in there for what he did.
And what he did.
The legitimate candidate.
Right.
We got to put Carmelo in there.
Got to let this team do a national championship as a freshman.
Good one.
Who else?
Are we going to go by just one appearance in a watered-down tournament
with all these expanded teams?
Or are we going to go for the legends?
I think you got to go, Patrick.
Sorry.
Patrick didn't have to make it, because look, he was in three finals.
He won one final.
Even in the one that he lost against Carolina,
he came out blocking five shots.
I think all goal-tending right at the beginning.
Right.
And he was an impact player in the tournament.
Patrick Ewing is one of the classic examples of what it means
to use athletics.
Capitalize on that NCAA athletic scholarship.
Burn from a master teacher and create a great life for yourself.
Now, right now, up on the website,
where you'd go to register and cast your vote at NCAASports.com
Backslash Pontiac.
Not only do you get a chance to cast your vote,
but you also get a chance to win the Grand Prize.
And the Grand Prize is a free trip to next year's final four.
That's nice.
Perfect.
You're going to be able to hold Lewis.
Hopefully we'll be there.
It could be IP behind the scenes to where N.
I don't need to get to go to the final four in St. Louis.
But you get a brand new GTO 350 horsepower sports car.
Can we talk some basketball?
Can we talk basketball, Bill?
I want to talk hoops.
Bill, we want to talk some hoops with you.
We love Pontiac.
Let's talk hoops.
Check out the website and vote for the best players.
But there's a lot of stuff we want to talk to you.
We don't have that much time.
Let me just say who the centers are up on the list.
Okay.
Because this is a group.
Now, there was five centers chosen.
Ten forwards and ten guards.
And right now, this week, you can vote for the centers.
Starting this Saturday, you can vote for the forwards.
And starting a week from Friday on the 26th,
you can start voting for the guards.
The centers who are up there right now.
Oh, my God.
Wilson.
Who was the greatest player I ever played against.
He's from UCLA.
Bill Russell, who was my favorite player.
Oh, these are all farts.
The University of San Francisco.
Patrick Ewing, a chemo large one.
And I don't know about you guys.
But there's a lot of other folks who are very upset.
The guys like Bob Leneer, artists, Bill Moore.
I'm upset about that.
I'm upset about that.
I'm upset about that.
I'm upset about that.
I'm upset about that.
I'm upset about that.
I'm upset about that.
I'm upset about that.
But other people as we figure out.
Why are you picking real?
You can invisible.
You can invisible.
You can't talk to them.
You can invisible.
You can invisible.
It's impossible.
David Thompson going to be on your list.
I didn't pick the list.
I know.
I'm just saying.
Don't you think he should be on it?
There's a list of five.
All right.
Now I want to take off.
I'll be glad to reuse myself.
You're still on the list, Bill.
I tell Dino to zip it down a folder. What about Ralph Samson? Who was an outstanding?
No, he never brought a championship there. Well, how well how many guys did bring a
chain? What do you think? What do you think the Sixers should do?
One quick story about the championship.
Chiquillo Neil first joined the big commercial role. All the guys were there to
make a commercial coach. Wooden was there and Shaq will rustle.
I'd hang up on him, but it's Bill Walton. So I'm just going to let him, you know, I do like
Bill. No, nothing. Go ahead. Just connect to the other side.
Okay, so they're all there and at the end of the day, we're taking some still
photography and real Chamberlain first out he goes, I told you, wouldn't everybody's
here today? Right, it's the start. I told you, wouldn't without missing them here.
Said which one of you young men won the NCAA championships? No, put back in his seat.
It was unbelievable. It will. Rising as it was, only played one final four. Remember,
in those days you couldn't play as a freshman, unlike Christian later.
All right. Yeah, my question is all right. Who's going to do it?
I like the ones who he'll never be on the show again.
Seriously, can you explain? Let me read what the information I got was.
We just couldn't do it anymore. I like Bill Walton. I think he's funny.
He's a nice guy. And I confirmed this with two people before we did the interview.
All right. Okay, he's doing it. There will be a guy from Pontiac with him.
But he's only there if Bill forgets to mention the website.
Well, Chris said to happen. Chris said to him like five minutes.
Sick of Pontiac stick. Chris said during the break, get the Pontiac plug out of the way.
Then you guys talk college hoops and B a hoops, whatever.
Right. Because that's what I was finding a plug.
No, but I could talk about horse.
I'll just pay this for Bill Walton.
Not only else in my life.
We just hung up on Bill Walton.
He's a freaky legend. We should pay him to promote the show because he'd go on every interview.
Exactly. I'm going to go right steam. We'll write the right.
I'm going to give Bill credit. He, you know, they're paying him to promote their.
They're coming to company line. And he's doing it.
He's just forging ahead, but not only do you win the trip to say Lewis.
2850 horse power GTO.
We wanted to talk college hoops.
I wanted to ask about our Iverson. I didn't care about the GTO or whatever it was.
I don't think I'd ever drive a Pontiac.
You give me a Pontiac for free.
If CK talking to him, I want to know if they're talking to.
Are they salty? He's grilling her.
Good. All right. Come talk to me.
What happened? CK was grilling her.
I just, I just told the guy. Look, that's not what I was told was going to happen.
I have, I got it right in front of me.
And I confirmed with you before he went on that the guy from Pontiac was only there.
If we didn't pitch, you know, push the promotion.
Right. And we did.
And it was an eight minute commercial.
That's not what I, that's not what I agreed to. That's not what you pitched me.
And we hung up on.
What did they say?
So, okay.
They got their phones in order.
They know what they could.
They'll also will never be on the show again.
Big deal.
If they were on the show.
I'm actually looking forward to the bill.
I think Bill is a funny guy.
I love that sort of reality show that ESPN did with them.
I mean, every person that comes on the show pretty much has an agenda or something to promote.
But it's never like that.
No, we're good.
I've never had, seriously, in our eight years doing right now,
I've never had experience like that.
I knew what Dino came on.
And it was going to be bad news.
Yeah.
Explained the promotion.
But we decided collectively to flush Bill on the Hall of Famer.
So then we hung up on Gene Stanley.
No, not Gene.
No, Paul Stanley.
Paul Stanley from Kiss.
That's a botch.
I know I'll put it in.
Drew Rosenthal.
Drew Rosenthal.
Jackie Slater Slater.
Bill Wong.
And Bill Wong.
Is there anybody else we miss anybody?
10,000 listeners.
Right.
Oh, yeah, of course.
Let's go.
You want to just go to the phone?
Yeah, just go to the phone.
Anybody has any response to that?
I mean, you didn't really like that.
Did you?
All the response will be going really well.
Like Bill Wong and the company.
It was making me laugh.
I'll give Bill credit.
He was plugging his stuff.
All right.
He was giving the company line.
The problem is the shameless plugs on this show reserved for us for the most part.
Watch Madness Contest.
Jokeysradio.com.
Hey, what's up?
You're all the junkies.
Hey, what's up, guys?
I got to build Walden's story for you.
Go ahead.
I met him at the final 4 and 91.
I was at a corporate event.
He was a guest of the corporation.
He was giving a speech.
And after the speech, he hangs out at the party.
And I approached him because now, you know, I wanted to get my little jab in there.
I asked him a quick question, said my little piece.
He talked for about 10 minutes before I ever had a chance to do anything.
And I just kind of shook his hand and walked away days because I couldn't believe that anybody.
He loved the sound of their voice as much as that man.
Well, the thing is, early in life had really...
A lot of problems speaking.
He was a stutterer.
So now he's making up for loss.
And so he apparently, like, for, like, an hour will practice what he's going to say, like, pre-games.
Well, he's a skater.
See, if you, like, smoking weed and hanging on a teepee, that's your guy.
Right.
Oh, I like Bill Walden.
I like when he does games.
A lot of people hate on him.
Oh, Bill.
Bill, what's up?
You're all in the junkies.
Oh, that was fantastic.
Hang up, man.
But just sleep it on the old-time greatest.
Rich Eisner.
Rich Eisner.
Rich Eisner.
Rich Eisner.
You know, Eisner.
That's right.
We've got to hang up on him.
We've got to hang up on him right there.
We've got to hang up on Rich Eisner.
Right.
Who actually actually enjoys work on the NFL network.
How about Rich Eisner, in precision?
I heard from a friend you guys were funny to have a sense of humor.
Goodbye.
We got another guy, another ESPNer, who will remain...
Remain.
Will remain.
Remain, nameless.
Right.
Who refuses to come on the show with us.
Oh, I think I know who you're talking about.
Yeah.
I'm going to write down the answer.
He's got a hairline just like mine.
Right.
Well, then I think it's better.
I don't know.
I do know why, actually.
Oh, yeah.
But it's so stupid.
It is a dumb reason.
It's the dumbest reason ever.
All right.
Let's go.
I don't think anybody would not want to come on the show.
It's good.
Didn't we hang up?
No.
We hanged up on a pro football writer.
Hang up.
Go ahead.
Go ahead.
Go ahead.
Go ahead.
Go ahead.
Go ahead.
Go ahead.
Is that his name?
No, I think it's the guy that kicked it.
Oh yes.
Steve's Steve Schoenfeld maybe.
Tony who has to have to have to have hit.
You've got to hit my car or something.
Look at Steve Schoenfeld.
Steve Schoenfeld.
He was just boring.
We just hung up on Michael Lov刷魔莉복.
Oh, yeah.
A great gossip columnist.
Oh, going to give it a personal reconciliation of him.
So Michael, give us a latest on Brad Jetover.
Hmm.
Hi, I don't know.
I really know now.
Goodbye.
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