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IHIP News — Kash Patel Has Insane Moment in Hearing and He Says This?. Machine-transcribed; use the interactive transcript above to jump the player to any line.
I think Cash Patel is about to get the axe. His ass was hauled in front of the Senate today. And Pumps, I know that your lungs are on their last leg. And I'm sorry for about what I'm about to put you through. But I have cha-cha here. Please show the cha-cha can as your emotional support dog. Listen up, listener. Listen up, listener. Whatever you do, stay with me throughout this entire video. I'm going to pause, comment, allow Pumps to recover from laughing. And then we will analyze it at the end. But do not back out of this video. Cash Patel is toast. Here he is getting roasted by conservative Senator John Kennedy. Play the clip. What about the B.C.D.ality? Same thing, because the regs wrote it up in a fashion before I arrived that addressed prostitution, B.C.D.ality, and trafficking. They were there before I got there. They were there. Tell me what it said before.
It automatically disqualified any individual who participated on either side of it. Obviously, we are never going to hire the criminal. The shine of what? The B.C.D.ality? Yes. So you just got the animal? Well, I don't think we have great canines, but we're not going to disqualify. I understand. I'm trying to understand why you did this. Why would you even get in to B.C.D.ality? We are not in to B.C.D.ality, but a lot of these individuals... I know you're not, but you changed. But I'm trying to explain it. You changed the qualifications and mentioned B.C.D.ality. If Joe participated in B.C.D.ality, not as the animal, but as the human. Pause it. This is the director of the FBI of the United States of America, being grilled by a mega moron senator.
Because now the FBI has said, you did all dogs in the past. No big deal. Come work for us. All right, pick it back up. I feel like he ought to be qualified. Disqualified. If he voluntarily did it, sure, but if he was trafficked into it. Involved. Pause it. Pause it. You see, you guys, an ordered B.N.F.B.I. agent, if you screwed the dog and you wanted it, you can't be an FBI agent. You can't do it. But if you were trafficked into B.C.D.ality, then we're going to let you in the FBI. This is so insane that now the Trump administration policy is they are advocates for victims of trafficking into sexual B.C.D.ality, but they are not advocates for victims of basically children that have been raped by Jeffrey Epstein. Resume with the clip.
A lot of these cases, when human traffickers who are some of the worst individuals on planet Earth, they don't just traffic you for prostitution. They traffic you for degrading acts of all kind and they force you into that type of conduct. And some of these individuals would go on to be law enforcement officers who qualified to be law enforcement officers and later applied to the FBI. I mean, this didn't, these changes didn't start with you. Did somebody came to you and recommended? Yeah. Yeah. And when you saw B.C.D.ality, I'll say this with respect. The person who recommended it, why didn't you just say what planet did you parachute in from? Why do I want to leave? Well, that was my initial. Why do I want to leave with my chin and get in to B.C.D.ality? That's my initial car, Senator. But they then explained to me and showed me cases in which people were forced into it and had applied to the FBI. And so I thought they should be considered. It's not automatic.
Cash, if you were trafficked and you did some shit with an animal, but it wasn't your fault, it's okay. All right, but you don't have to go down this road and you don't have to take the United States of America down this road. All right, continue with the clip. Okay. All right, I think I understand. But you're not telling us today that if a human being had sex with an animal, that they can still be an FBI agent. No. No, they can't be. They cannot. In fact, they ought to be in jail, right? Look at Marshall Blackburn. I was just going to say she's not even paying fucking attention. Okay, number one, I'm really disappointed her hair isn't all ratted out. I know, me too. The number two, she is like, oh my god, make it stop. Because, okay, finish it out real quick. The whole clip. Yeah, well, okay. Starting a business can seem like a daunting task.
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And I think when he said, who came to you with this idea, I wouldn't surprise me one bit if he was set up, and he's gonna take the fall for this beast reality FBI agents, which is such a disgrace. I just, I can't, the argument there is that, that he wants to allow victims of sex trafficking, which I agree, victims of sex trafficking, they're victims, and that should never be relevant. But where Kennedy fell short is a victim, a rape victim doesn't have to reveal that they were a victim of a crime. I imagine maybe on an FBI application you might have to. But that we have a government right now who every single chance they can show us how weird sexually they are. They do. Every single time, like every single time, they show us how weird they are.
It's so weird because when he's talking like, who came to you, I know this wasn't your idea, who came to you with the beast reality issue? Okay, number one, who's the crazy fuck that had the fucking audacity? I mean, obviously he's into beast reality, the guy that brought it to him. But the fact that he entertained it, and what a fucking clown. What a clown? If Kennedy, if Senator Kennedy knows you're a clown, that's fucking embarrassing. And I think you're right. Like, no, I completely 100% agree. Like this would not have happened in a vacuum. Kennedy was just not so offended by beast reality that he woke up and said, I'm fucking girl in cash. And I think what we have to realize here is, MAGA is a policy of shock and awe. And they all get together and they go, okay, how can we own the lives? How can we really show people with our propaganda and our intentional? We get to do immoral things and you don't.
All of this is by design. All of this is the fascist playbook. So they say, okay, we're going to remove, if you were a hooker, you can be an FBI agent. If you were into beast reality, you can be an FBI agent. Because basically, cash pretellers trying to draw a distinction there that I believe the policy doesn't allow for. They wanted that headline. We have lowered standards at the FBI. Because Donald Trump ran on, we're going to drain the swamp, which was a big hoodwink. Because what he's doing is installing the swamp. He's installing the most morally depraved people on the planet. Look, no further than the fact that cash pretellers, the FBI agent, look no further than the fact that Pete Hexeth is the secretary of war. Look at what's happened to Marco. I mean, and we can just go on down the list. Christie Knome shoots the puppy, has been big, titty brine, wants to be a trans-bimbo slut. And you go on and on and on. And this is for a normal person, we think, what are they doing? Why are they doing this? This is on purpose.
This is by design. This is the fascist playbook. They display this. And then in the crosshairs of all of this, you have this guy named Little Moses Mike Grindr Johnson. And he has power. Like he actually, which is so crazy when you think of powerful people, you just don't think of Moses Mike Johnson, the Little Pipsquake, right? So he's called out by a reporter on his hypocrisy deal, a little presser today. Play the clip. A lot about communism. How is communism any different from what President Trump is doing of getting equity states in tech and promising $5,000checks to Americans and having equity and steel? So what the president is articulating, and it comes up creative ideas all the time. He's the ideas president. And I mean, this guy could actually be a guardrail. And every day he gets up, Mike Johnson, the speaker of the House of the United States of America puts on a master class on how to be a pussy. Yeah. And so for all of the little right wing channels
that like to cut us up, cut this up, MAGA men are pussies. They have power and instead of using their power to have integrity to promote the common good, to uphold the constitution, they use their power to fluff up the ego of a small penis obese orange man. And the small penis thing is on the record. Stormy Daniels, on Jimmy Kimmel, she picked, she said, And so this is MAGA masculinity. This is why they come and cut up our episode all the time and put it on right wing media because they can't cut up Mike Johnson and say, look at what a badass he is. Look at our fighter here. I mean, Moses Mike, he is a fucking badass warrior. They can't say that. So instead they're like, look at these crazy witches. The liberal white woman, she's just all the way in the evil. Okay, here's two things.
Number one, Cash Patel is like, obviously wouldn't hire a criminal. Bullshit, bullshit, bullshit. Bullshit, the president is a criminal. Full stop. And then here's the deal, Mike Johnson. Can you imagine if Joe Biden had said, if we win the election, we're gonna give everybody $5,000. He would be just a set of pockets, but here's the deal. Everybody's like, back and forth on the $5,000. Trump is never gonna give anybody any money. He keeps all the money. He takes taxpayers money, and he keeps it. He will never give anybody $5,000. If they win the election, that is just simply a farce it goes with the, you know, $2,000 for insurance, $2,000 for Doge. He's never gonna give anybody any money because he keeps it all because he's a fucking crook and a con man. And anybody who still believes it, you're a dumb fuck. It's totally true. And here's Mike Johnson. He's asked about AI companies
and if they should be regulated, play the clip. If you're Dario or Sam or any of the big provider, those two lead frontier labs in the development of AI and what happens next, they can self police, they can self regulate. Jesus, age, Christ, I can't just say anything. This is a two-part hit, Pumps. Okay. He says that self policing, okay. This is coming from a man and I'm about to play you all a clip. This is the current Speaker of the House who thinks about porn so much that he is involved in some software with his teenage son, where his teenage son gets a notification if the Speaker of the House, little Moses Mike Grindr Johnson, is on porn, however, what have you? Or maybe he Googled, remember, magic Mike, he thought that was porn bracket? Have the men and their panties, right? Remember, he thought that was porn? Mm-hmm. Play the clip. The other thing that I, is the software that I,
we've been using a long time in our household, scans every all the activity on your phone. And then it sends a report to your accountability partner. So my accountability partner right now is Jack, my son, right? Yeah, because that's totally normal. That's it. This, maggots always tell, what I hear Moses Mike Grindr Johnson saying there is I think about porn all the time. All the time. It's so bad. I have to bring my son, Jack, into it. I have to think of the most shameful thing possible to entrap myself that I won't do it. But Cash Patel in the FBI, I'm thinking everybody's there thinking about sex with animals. That's what I think right now, because these people are bizarre, these are the people who say, we are Americans endangered by the white liberal woman. I'm sorry. Are you kidding me? Do you think the white conservative women,
like Bridget of the Moms of Liberty that had her little sister, Menagetwa? What's that? So are you for family values or are you for the Moms of Liberty Sizzaring? Because just pick a lane and let us know. Because this is our government. This is our government. And we are run by Little Moses Mike Grindr Johnson and Little Cash Patel and Little Todd Blanche. And these are very little men that want to feel big and they can have all the power, all the titles, all the positions. It will never fix them. They are perpetually broken to infinity. I just whenever I watch all this stuff going on, I always think, can you imagine what the president's office in France is thinking when they see this beast, I mean, they're just thinking what the fuck is going on in the United States? For Europeans and people around, like this is so crazy. Like I did not have on my bingo card today
that Cash Patel would be defending beastie all day. I just didn't. Like there's no bottom. There's just no fucking bottom. Into your point, for a long time, Europeans have been abundantly aware of America's crazy Christian problem. Right. This is not something new for them that America has a crazy Christian problem. We are one of the only countries in the world that denies climate change. I mean, I think even North Korea. And we are, and all of that comes from having a stupid base that is blindly obedient, that was raised by authoritarian abusive parents that primed them to go into these authoritarian abusive churches and give them all their money. And it primed them to now have their daddy that they give all their money buying all the riffs and knick knacks that he sells. And I think he's moved on from his gift shop lately because now he's really able to enrich himself. But all of this is happening. And all of these people say, we're pro-life.
We are so pro-life. We are so pro-family. And Senator Elizabeth Warren is quietly working on exposing things that are really impacting people's lives and also business. Republicans say they care about business. Pop this up. Here's what happened to food safety under Trump and RFK Jr. In 2024, Project 2025, calls for rolling back food regulations, including baby formula. In 2025, the Food and Drug Administration workforce is kept by 20%. The CDC loses 25% of its workforce. USDA eliminates two food safety advisory committees. FDA suspends critical food safety and quality checks after staffing cuts. Foreign food safety inspections fall by nearly 30%. So what happens after they do all that? What happens in 2026? 12,000 plus six, 500 plus hospitalizations and two deaths from contaminated lettuce.
160 plus foods recalled so far, including baby formula. This is, these are the people that tell you they care about babies. These are the people that lie and tell you they care about babies. And 37.2 million pounds of food recalled in the first half of 2026, up 2,432% from the last year. This is a designed, unforced error. This is on purpose. They want a sick, poor, dumb electorate. And all the while, you have the people like Riley Gaines and Erica Kirk and all of these super duper Christians that are so worried about a drag queen. And they're so worried about Z-Row trans athletes and the WNBA. Meanwhile, they'll never speak out against this. They will never speak out where it matters. And Riley Gaines claims she cares so much, Katie Miller cares so much about breeding. They ever made a statement about the baby formula being recalled.
I don't recall. So they're all liars. They're all liars. They're all in on the grift. And we are really being governed by people that support bestiality in my opinion, people that support child pedophilia, the entire regime in my opinion. Moses Mike Grindr Johnson who thinks it's wholly appropriate, perfectly normal. For he and his son to be in a porn watch exchange, surveillance program, which is weird as shit. And then all of that stuff kind of distracts us because it's so juicy and just breathtakingly incompetent. And here we have Senator Liz Warren really pointing out what they're doing. They're killing people and making them sick. Well, and you look at, it's just kind of a full circle moment of the episode. Because Mike Johnson's like, we're going to have the AI people that want to make all the money. They're going to self-regulate. And I'm confident that all of these companies that have been providing deregulated food
and making people sick and baby formula, I'm sure they thought they're going to self-regulate. Because that's a great fucking idea. No, they did it on purpose. They didn't think they would self-regulate. As I started that off. In 2024, Project 2025 calls for rolling back food regulations. And what my conversations with Ruth Ben Giot and these episodes before they do this on purpose, they want a sick poor electorate. It's by design. It's a part of the strong, man-fascist playbook. I mean, basically, the mine comp of modern time is Project 2025. I mean, that is, this is a complete dismantling of democracy, of service, public safety. Check this is on purpose. There wasn't a logical thing going through this. This is their desired result. The problem they're going to run into with this is they're so stupid and impulsive. At some point, big business is going to go white, we're losing billions of dollars. And so it's just, but this is all by design.
And we always have to remember that incompetent people are hired by design. The bestiality thing wasn't just incompetence. It's how much can we show the moral collapse? How much can we rub it in people's faces? How much can we flaunt our disrespect for rules and norms? This is the fascist playbook. It's so important that we always go back. This is by design as crazy as it seems. This is what they all do. God. I mean, I know you're right. I've heard Ruth Bindi out say, it's just so countering. But thank you for always reminding me because it just, I try to play rational thought to this shit. Yeah, you can't because it's irrational. Yeah, it's so irrational. And when you think, what would I do in that situation? Will you wouldn't be in that situation? Sometimes she would never go work for a man like Donald Trump. A normal, healthy, functioning person would not think, yeah, I'm going to go work for this administration after we all saw January 6, 34th film. So you have to start with that. Yeah. All right, that's all we have.
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