Keefer Madness | Otter Insanity!

0:00Tell your smart speaker to play 93-7-W-E-E-I. This is Jones and Keith. On W-E-E-I. It's time for Key for Madness. Key for Madness! Richard, I think it is Rich Key. Who is that? I don't listen, gentlemen. My name's Joshua Adams. Oh, I don't know. It's Key for Madness. Where is he? Where is he? Where's Key for his key? Hey, Key, Jellet, too. I was doing Junko Enoxime up from Danganronpa. I'm a firm believer in UFOs and Sasquatch. That's funny. Yo, Key for Madness is so hip or miss. Key for the nice guy. Key for the nice guy. I f**king don't keep for Madness. It's Key for Madness on W-E-E-I. I bring it. He passed me when I was going down the path. Kind of freaks me out a bit. Top hat, Dracula paint on a face, black cape, cane, real creepy. He on a waddle, through what looked like a burning stick of dynamite in his room after an argument.

1:00Deputy safety glint told them a crackhead came over, took his phone, took the pictures, and returned the phone back to him. We see this dude wearing a red lace bra with prosthetic silicone breastesses. All right, here we go, time for the Madness on Jonesed Key for W-E-I. We go out to California Jones Lake Tahoe to peace for this city. Yeah, so Lake Tahoe, but we got some crazy stuff going on out there. We turn now to a bloody attack. Okay, a bloody attack. I will let you know it is a creature that caused the bloody attack. In a lake. Yeah, Lake Tahoe. Lake Tahoe. What would they do? Well, you know, bloody attack. All these lakes have monsters. Lake Monster? Loch Ness Monster. Campy. Champ and Lake Champlain. Of course, Memphis and Lake Memphis. Oh, Memphis.

2:01Very, very famous. So yeah, maybe some sort of Lake Monster. Lake Monster. Okay. We turn now to a bloody attack. A woman confronted by an angry otter in California. Otter. Otter. I would argue one of the three cutest animals in the world, they really are. An otter, like when they are on their back, just cracking clams and stuff. Like that on the blast. Floating around. And then they fall asleep. Eating clams. You'll eat anything out of the ocean. Yeah, it's the whole thing. When they sleep, so they don't drift apart. And that's so nice. You've got to hold hands a little bit. Yeah. I assume they mate for life. Which I wish some of us would. Oh, but they're right. I hope they're loyal. I'd go fox maybe. And I'll let the rag. We're a couple of married guys on this show. Keep a couple of times. No. Power ranking real quick of best looking animals. Cutest animals. Oh, fox. I hate to do it. Fox. Yeah. Fox otter. Fox. Fox. Very attractive. Yes. I'm going to keep on this. Fox otter. Hi, oh. Oh, dogs. Just dogs.

3:02I think you say rabbit. You like Jessica rabbit. She's not a rabbit. She's a human guy. I know, but in your head. We had this conversation. No, not my head. She's a rabbit. She's a human person. Her last name is rabbit. Is she married Roger? Go on there. She's faithful. Yeah. Michael J. Isn't a fox. He's not. Yeah. Rabbit. There's a wolf in that one movie. Or quite horny. Do you think rabbit shoot up a little bit for that? No. In the end, she needed more than three dozen stitches. We want to warn you. Three dozen stitches. Oh. Thirty-six stitches. Stitches. Stitches. Sometimes you have stitches in your leg. Oh, once, maybe? Yeah, I think I have one. I think I had one as a kid. Yeah. Why don't you get this elbow figure? Oh, my gosh. I don't have to open your eyes. I'm going to put it on your arm. Yeah. That's true. Oh, yeah. Have you tried to get it on your arm? You were in the end of the year, but I think it will. Of course. The other one goes that over on the amount of stitches. Although I really want to lose six pounds, I feel like if I drain my elbow, there's three of them. Six. Yeah. That's all these specific things. No, I think that's a bean girl.

4:02I think that's what basically God says. Or I'd want to say three. I think she has a very specific number on how much she wants to lose if you want to get rid of that. Is butter a carb? Yes. Yeah, it rows of 36. 36 stitches. Yikes. I'm a river otter. He keeps. to warn you, some of these images are graphic. Graphic nature. Yes. I was glad that I had an order. She goes live. So she obviously, the other way. Oh, no, that's the way. So she gets mauled by an order. Then she's like, I better film this. OK. Lynette Bellin says the reality of what happened to her is just sinking in. I've been swimming like taught her for like 25 years. Bragg, yeah, I can't. Well, you hear that tomorrow, yeah. This is never happening. The water safety in self-rescue trainer says even she never saw this coming. They don't really prepare for orders to attack you. And swimming on their 25 years? Yeah. I don't know what she did to provoke the end. I'm not taking your victim shot. I'm not doing that.

5:02The only thing you'd be very clear. OK. I'm not doing that. All right. She was going for her usual swim along Lake Tahoe's east shore when something latched onto her leg and pulled her underwater. Oh, no. Nice. That's even scarier. It's not even like a dark tattoo. It pulled her down. Yeah. He's a year in my territory. This is my habitat. And I'm going to bring you down. That's dangerous. Real scary stuff. I turned around and there was this otter. And it just came at me. Teeth and claws and biting and scratching. And I immediately was just trying to get away from it. What would you do? You think you can out swim an otter? Out swim an otter? Probably not. So are they fast? Is that why you don't swim? That's why I got so many bites in. Even if you're trying to escape it, it's not dragging you down. You still got to out swim it while it's, you use hungry, light and out. You're probably, like, my rabbit. Can they get rabies? Oh, I think everything can get rabies. I would assume. We almost did a keeper-madden story. There was a bunch of baby goats that all had rabies. And they were like, oh crap. And they had a rabies beak on the show. It was big rabies beak. They had a contact all the people that were there.

6:03And it was kind of a sadder story. Because it was slay. It's like, yeah, my kids were feeding them. And they were like, look at out their hands. All this stuff, they're all had rabies. I don't know if the people get- Oh, we don't know. Oh, geez. DVD. OK, so once you get rabies, you can get rid of it. Well, when I do, I think you're kicking anyway when you're swimming. So probably a lot of kickboxing. Oh, thank you. Screaming, maybe. Screaming, maybe. Help! Help! It's an honor, help! A little bit of screaming. Yeah, a lot of that. Oh, yeah. Very specific. It's a river on our- A little bit of crying. A lot of screaming. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Plenty of time to cry, I'm sure. Yeah. That makes sense. What was that? Oh, yeah. He's, I know. For good. For the length list this guy. Yeah. I don't know, that's typically not there to be hate. If I could see why you'd be a little bit freaked out about it. And I screamed for help for a few times. I was just like, well, that's futile. I'm out here by myself. Eventually she thrust herself onto the shoreline. Let's hear a little bit more about that. Yeah. Is there anymore details on that? Well, eventually she thrust herself on to the shoreline.

7:06Eventually she thrust herself onto the shoreline climbing to safety several rabies shots antibiotics and a Techno shot later. She's on the mend That this rabies and a Texas chains on massacre Yeah, I know what that was about it. Add that little sound effect. Yeah, all right. You've seen the images of this This one is like malls. I mean tip to tail bleeding everywhere. Oh, yeah, it's about 36 stitches. It's like surprising I thought it was really 300 it'd be more yeah, but she was tough She's just recording this whole thing talking about that. I'm right in no good Sam Eridins there in the South of the shore. Yeah, I got 38 stitches Yeah, they are they undersold it. They said 36 just a 38 I got 38 stitches. I have 22 on one foot One foot really is where the otter spend most of his attention like those bees Show thinking one spot. They just keep going out telling you so I got Stung for human meat. I think is what it got I so I got stuck in the face like last week

8:07I was telling you guys about that yellow jacket came out of nowhere. That's true. I was really aggravating the nest and Stuck me so now it was like it kind of hurt for like a few days now. It just feels like a bug bite. It's like super itchy Yeah, it's in there. Yeah, see it now. It's covered by my scruff. It was they can't really so much brighter Yeah, a brighter red earlier in the week. Oh, yeah hurt like the Yeah, they marked you though like every time you come out of the house you got like head on a swivel I sprint in there Yeah, push my kids out of the way get right into the house Look at this bees out here Sacrifice yourself. Anyway, there's the madness today river otter attack such a cute I know maybe the cutest non off your foot not good. That is just that's the stuff at night. There's what that is so we had If you're keeping track, we had a bat try to crawl inside a woman's mouth earlier this week And then we had a river otter ripple woman to pieces. I'd say the bad. This is back. Oh, yeah I'd say never left back in a big way. Yeah 617 777 9 793 7 you could jump in line on Jones and keep we have some thoughts on the Patriots and Seahawks

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