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You know I'm all about rock the Bell's radio. I don't know what it was on but I heard

his new one of his new songs and I liked it a lot. You know I like the ROX ANNE, the S-H-A-N-T-E,

Rock, Sand, Shantay, Dan, Dan, Dan and what's the show? Have a nice day.

You guys are racist. We're not racist. We just don't have a, we're not autistic with music.

Well, it's not music. That's the intro to our show. Oh, sorry. The R-O-O-X-A-N-E. And yes,

you know that that is me. She's so excited. Can Black look? Is somebody find the Rock, Sand,

Shantay, and Trotor Show? It's definitely on something. I like she goes for it. This is the Ombalampus.

I was always, O-E-O-O, but then I've always heard people, the old rumor was that all we owe we owe her.

Is this the Ombalampus song? Thing or is that the monkeys, the flying monkeys?

Monkeys. It's the flying monkeys. Flying monkeys. Right, you're racist.

Is it all we owe her or just O-E-O? Oh, I don't know. That's a good question.

People used to say that. They used to go, oh, he's saying they're saying all we owe we owe her.

Maybe. We owe we owe her. Oh, we owe we owe her. Oh, we who knows? This is a question for

L.O. Cool J over Rock the Bells radio. You guys don't listen to Rock the Bells because you're all

super white, but I listen to Rock the Bells all the time. We'll Wednesdays. We all just show

our heads. Rocks and Shantay's have a nice day. DJ Eps on the weekend, the Saturday night drive.

Come on. Chuck Chill out. Chuck Chill out, Jacob. I know none of these people. Racism, dude.

A black history month, black Louis. You hear all this? They don't know what Chuck Chill out is.

He doesn't. You know, kid from Kid and Play survived the heart trans but emergency heart trans

plant and he's back out performing. He's got a new song, right? He's out performing.

I know he's got, I saw him on doing something. Kid. Yeah, they were doing like a freestyle thing

or something. Him versus play or something like that. Something like that. Yeah, he looks great.

I the guy hasn't performed more since he said that he hasn't performed in the last 20 years

much. He performed since his heart trans plant. He had an emergency emergency heart trans plant.

Jesus. Kid from Kid and Play. Isn't that wild?

It'd be funny if he had to get it from the other guy. He went and he set up to you. You or him play.

Kid or Play lives. God's taken one. God needs somebody doing dance splits up in heaven.

House party four. I think there was a house party before they may have gotten the four.

Kid or play. Kid or play. Kid or play. Kid or play.

Play is going to live longer than kid what my guess would be. He just seems naturally in

better health. Yeah. Always the better looking guy too. Poor kid. He did all right.

There was he ever married. Let's see if kid was ever married because he is a weird looking guy

for sure. What is he? He's like half black. Yeah, white for sure. Yeah. It's got to be. Yeah.

No one's got that many freckles unless you're Morgan Freeman. He has no freckles. He's a risen.

Morgan Freeman's a risen little mole. Kim Turner. Let's take a look.

Those are gross. Let's take a peek.

Oh, that's not her. Kimberly Turner right out. Kid's wife.

Yeah. There she is. What is she? I would go up a little bit.

See right there. They married 2004. They're still married. She's a real estate agent.

They have a kid. Can I do it all? All right. Good for him. Good for him.

There they are in a little video here. Let's see what this little video is so I could see

how pretty she is and she best be pretty. Oh, she's pretty. Yeah, she's pretty. Yeah. Now you did good.

He's got a white guy neck. Yeah, he does. Yeah, I mean. He did good. Kid did good for himself.

She's pretty. Yeah. Out there on the floor. I mean, they're aging now, but I mean, she's a pretty woman.

I bet they're pretty kids. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Well, they're a quarter white, huh?

That's not what I meant. And they're good dancers.

Could you imagine that? A white guy with a big old black dick. Oh, just go.

Do you think kids got a big old huge fat dick or do you think that's where his white comes in?

He's got an average dick. I think he's got a regular white guy dick.

Average dick. That would be the curse, wouldn't it? Yeah. Damn. Damn.

It would look weird though with a big black guy dick, but it's white.

Jacob, would you like to have a much bigger dick, but you have to have black guy hair,

but on everything else in you is still your regular white, but black guy hair.

But you have to keep it George Jefferson style. Like just horseshoe.

Hair is important to me. But you have a monster cock.

Yeah, they got to take that. Why not? Do we know that Jacob doesn't have a monster cock?

There's no way. We forget about it. Do you think that would be his energy every day if he had a monster cock?

Yeah, but I'd be draining him. Oh, it's possible.

It could be a burden dragging that log around.

And the reason why he's just a lump of shit is because he has a huge mule he's dragging around every day.

Now I get. Yes, I thought, and I may be wrong about this, but this has been

something among the black community for a while. I thought Jewish men were known to have big

dick hands like they were white Jamaicans. They can. They can. Okay. It's not known as like black

eyes usually of Jacob stature or my stature also. I was a monster. Yeah, there's all my nephews.

I would stern would always say about his dad say his dad had a big, big huge fat cock. Let me explain.

Yeah, I didn't know your uncle has a monster dick. Why doesn't he also know? He also knows what ice

cream costs to tell you. I mean, not tell anybody afterwards. I am. It was too. It wasn't good.

You see your uncle's cock. I've seen it. You know, why? I mean, just peeing next to him.

Next to you looked, he looked over. You're going to look at your uncle's penis.

Did it taste as good as it looked? What a taste. I wouldn't know.

You said North Korea. I, um, as is the Roxanne Chante give me a taste, dude. She lays it out.

Yeah, let me know if this is right. Now this is just a promo. You got to do the intro.

Do we ever do one of these? And it's Chante with SH. That might help this search.

Man, he was not black at all. You're the blackest person in this room.

You dress the blackest. He's one of the godmothers, the originators of hip hop.

You got to show your love. It's, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, and he and then it's, uh, have a nice day.

No, I'm not saying I don't. Damn. Oh, you could probably do, you know what?

There's an easy way to do it. Isn't it on the app? It will be on the app.

Isn't this what the app is for right here this moment? This is so great.

If I make this work right now, Bobby, and I understand that someone, I think technology is terrifying.

So if I'm able to pull up Roxanne Chante's intro on series six, I'm at right now.

Right. I'm amazing. You're amazing, but that makes the app amazing.

The also the app will be good. Also, yes, agreed to two amazing.

Agreed. Now it's not loading up necessarily. It says that I'm offline.

But we don't have internet in the studio. Yeah, it says I'm offline.

That's kind of weird. I've been trying to get internet in the studio for two years.

And all I get is, uh, it's hard to get.

Let's see what we can do. I'm gonna Starbucks and get fucking blazing speed.

I have a nice day. Let's do a search for that.

I can't get it a multi fucking billion dollar company. You can't get internet.

Everybody's on their phones right now. It says I'm offline.

Well, I was trying to do the thing. Well, oh, you have the app?

You have your things working. Have a nice day. The show's called.

Does it bother you while they're looking for that?

Does it bother you when you come in and Jacob's playing the practicing drum

paradigals? It does. It is done so we will say something about it.

I know. I've never said anything about it because I walk in and he's

he's the his determination on his commitment.

Whatever it is that he's he carries a drumming pad and his drum sticks in studio.

Yeah, nobody practices as much for nothing.

Yeah, I mean, you're practicing for practice.

You're practicing so we see you practice.

Yeah, dude, my kid is in another state. What can I do?

You know, I'll do it when you're home.

Drum at home. Oh, I do.

You know, when you're alone all day long and night, do that.

That's what I do.

And then when we walk in, you're doing it.

When you come here, you could just be present here instead of you could do your

paradigals for the other 22 hours a day.

Yeah, dude, I don't know.

Something's going to it bugs me when I walk in.

Something that's going to make you happy today.

Well, it just bugs me because you like you and we come in.

You don't put it right away.

You always do a couple paradigals.

As I walk by, you go to heaven.

Yeah, you get him a couple tastes.

Do you all know you're working with?

Most of the time you're not.

No, I know you don't walk in.

Listen, I know.

As soon as you see his walk in, you're begging a couple of 16th notes.

Yeah, you are.

You gave me a couple today as I walk by you.

Yeah, you go, hey, guys, sorry, I was just whiplashing.

What did you guys?

Well, you guys are early.

I was whiplashing.

I'd like to throw in a measure or two.

Yeah, a little bit.

A little some little taste.

What is that?

A little taste for the good stuff.

Maybe they'll save your life one out on the train.

They'll try to stab you on a hit your drum pad.

That'd be awesome, dude.

Like Bernie gets and you kill a guy with your drum stick.

Two drum sticks sticking at ass holes.

Damn, dude.

How are you going to take those extra lengths?

If somebody tries to mug you,

you're going to take your drum sticks out and do a little

little beat on the train chair.

No, I have actual weapons and you do.

Well, you know, I have to do your drum sticks.

Shoot out of your arms and click that.

You have to carry a blade.

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He can't always carry a blade.

Is your drum stick a drum stick a slash knife?

I did tell you guys.

They do make the things that come out of your sleeve with an iPhone.

Yeah.

I want it so bad.

What are you going to do with it?

Huh?

What are you going to do with it?

What am I not going to do with it?

I'm going to take back the night first.

Yeah, I think there was only work in the movies.

Like, why wouldn't the knife go right through your hand

and like an indian feel like such an asshole?

You have to go like that.

Ah, the one I saw comes out with spins also.

That's right.

God bless you.

Black Luke, can you please look up, uh, retractable wrist knives?

Yeah, but I guarantee in the lesson on how to use them,

it's going to say you can't wear mittens.

Oh, maybe.

You have to wear a hold.

Get up.

Here we go.

Yes, so what?

It goes around your waist, dude.

More than enough.

You got a kibble kibble to it.

Air compressor on your back.

You're going to have you're going to have a whole thing on, dude.

Dude, it's fine.

I just do just get an automatic knife.

Everything's fine.

I do want you to walk around like this.

That's just shooting out.

Oh, no.

Yeah, this is delivering throwing knives.

No, I don't want that.

That is going to go through my hand.

That's crazy.

Would that guy's doing?

He's doing his fucking nuts.

And he's going to shoot like webs.

He's going to shoot nine.

That's crazy.

He has to get it right through your hand.

He has to catch the knife as it shoots out.

That's out of control.

That's not what I was talking about.

Automatic wrist knife.

Yeah, that's what it's called.

Automatic wrist knife.

I mean, it does look cool,

but it's going to be wild if you can't wear it in the winter.

It's going to get stuck on your puffy coat.

Here we go.

Now we're cooking.

And type in one that spins.

Yes?

You won't.

Why do you want it to spin?

You should have seen it.

It was so cool when it spins.

It comes out and just starts spinning in your palm.

You have to catch it, dude.

Eventually, you catch it.

Oh, we need a VPN, dude.

These sites are illegal.

Look at that son of a bitch right there.

We can bring up a woman's shitting on camera,

but not a spinning wrist knife.

Yeah, you can't kill anybody with a woman's shitting.

Oh, yeah, look at this, Bobby.

Come on.

So this is a knife.

But how does it attach to your wrist?

Straps.

He's going to wear strap.

I mean,

constant straps around my wrists and in a forearm.

It's just a couple of minutes of putting things on in the morning.

Oh, my God, dude.

This is going to be great.

You're going to slice your hand off.

Yeah, dude.

It says you, dude.

That's going to go right into your mind, bro.

No, look, it's not coming out.

It's coming out.

No, no, no, because look, it's where you put the hand has to go back.

It's on a string.

No, there's a string.

It's on a ring.

The string is connected to a ring that it won't come out

until you pull your hand back like that.

Okay, and let me ask you something.

Yes.

The blade comes out, the blade comes out.

Now, where do you have to keep your hand like this?

No, because the blade is right where your hand is going to be.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

You keep not slicing somebody, stabbing somebody.

Yeah, you keep your hand like this.

Yeah, like that for sure.

If you put your hand in, no, Jacob, look, come on.

Your hand could be like even here.

Your hand could be like this.

It could be here.

Look at the size of that.

If you make a point, if you make a, if you make a fist like that,

do your punches have a knife on the end of it?

This is a perfect weapon.

It's a perfect weapon.

They don't get it, Jacob.

I'm going to beat the shill you in our knife fight.

First of all, it's really cool.

It's so stupid.

Then you bring one of your stupid knives to this knife fight

and see how fast I kill you.

You're going to shoot his out and you can shoot yours out

and push it into his heart and then squeeze his tit

and shake it.

Yeah, I'll squeeze your tit.

I'm going to choke you while I have a blade for your throat.

Yeah, I'm going to do this.

I'm going to be shushing you with my finger

while my blade is through your throat like that.

I'm going to be shushing your mouth.

Yeah.

Going to the long good night, except the long good night, Jacob.

I like it.

You know, great of you to open up your Amazon boxes with that.

Yes, shink.

Everything.

Yes, exactly.

Oh, I should know where I got it.

Shink.

Dude, you're like fucking Wolverine

but from the wrist.

Go to your house with dinner and be like,

do you want your roast beef thinly sliced

or do you want to fix slice?

I'm saying shink.

It can't function underwater, guys.

Terrible news there.

I see it better as a Wolverine style.

On the outside of your, your hand.

Now, you don't want it palm side.

Well, I disagree.

You want Wolverine closets

and your hand can move naturally,

agree to disagree, dude.

But they make a better one that actually

spins that comes out,

but not with the ring with rope.

It spins.

All you have to do is cut your rope

and you're not going to be able to use that thing.

Just type in the one that spins,

by chance, hidden blade spins.

Aren't most of them also like momentum style?

No, you whip your arm out.

No, they have one that shoots out

with a spring, like the Mac,

what is it, the Mac,

what is it, little knives that you push the button?

What are those called?

Also one of them spins.

You push the microtack.

I have a microtack knife

that you just push the button.

I have it in the hamster,

not in New York,

because they're illegal in New York,

wink, wink.

And you push your button and it shoots out,

but it also retracts.

You push the button and it sucks it back in.

Yeah, mine does that.

Yeah, that was great.

I haven't switched play, it does that.

It's too big.

Yeah, I have a little baby one.

No, mine's like this big.

It's kind of so big, yeah.

It's cool though,

but it's also a very difficult mechanism.

They retract especially.

They push it up and have it come out.

It's not that bad.

They retract.

It's like you really have almost like grab it with two hands.

Oh, the person's dead, so you have the time.

Yeah, yeah.

At that point, they'll be very dead there.

Is that the spit?

Is that the spit?

Yes.

Yes.

That's the fuck.

Hello.

Now we're cooking with gas.

See, this one's okay because the handle of the knife

is where you're probably.

Look at the spin.

Yeah, that's nice.

Come on, dude.

And I like the wrist thing is a little better.

You guys can have it though.

I'm having it.

Why can't we get it?

Because I called it.

You have to get different things.

Why can't we get the spin?

I don't know.

When Dan was here, he got the Rambo knife

and then I couldn't get it.

Well, fucking.

So I found this my spinning knife.

Oh, you guys are going to be so jealous

when I wear this every single day.

But it goes back in though.

How great is that?

It's going to look really weird.

I'm going to have a tank top on.

Oh, how does it deploy?

Huh?

How does it deploy?

Sheer will.

You have to, it has to connect to your will?

Yeah.

Sheer will.

Do you have to go?

I guess you go, you go now's the time

and your body sends a signal.

Do you have to go to the mountains of like Japan

and be taught to focus your Sheer will

by a small Japanese man?

Yes.

Okay.

Yes, you do.

All right.

If you're going to laugh off the temple work, Bob,

you're not going to be able to use this knife.

I'm not laughing off.

I just, I don't want one now.

Everyone's got to do a 10,000 hours of temple work.

I don't have time to do my temple work.

I don't have time to do it.

Why?

Max can babysit himself now.

You told me I can't get one anyway,

so it's useless.

Oh, look, it's durable.

You can stab steel with it.

It goes back in, correct?

And then it spins.

And look, it shoots back in.

Look.

But wait a minute.

Look, right there.

That's the funnest thing ever.

To shoot it back in.

It shoots back in after you twirl it

and show people you don't fuck around.

So you could go to like a restaurant

the guys that I'm not letting you in.

And you can just shoot it out.

And you go, oh, really?

You go, you go, oh, I guess I'll do it

and you put your arms up to your side.

Like, oh, I guess I'll just accept that.

And then two spinning blades come out

and he gets the message.

All of a sudden, oh, you know what?

Actually, we just had a cancellation.

Right, exactly.

Magically, there's a cancellation.

He actually moves the stanchion

right out of the way and lets you in.

Because he's aware that you now have

spinning knives on your fucking wrist.

You don't give a fuck.

Do you found those in the world?

But they go back in.

Oh, thank you.

And they go back in.

He has a please nothing by the bathroom.

You say, as you wish.

This thing's resistant to fire, Jacob.

I don't like stores.

That knife that's just into fire and water.

Can you believe it?

Two elements.

Really was it?

It was just a lighter.

It wasn't really fire.

What are you talking about?

I think it's fire resistant and spins.

He just put a lighter on it for two seconds

and pretty sure it's not fire resistant.

Fuck.

Where do I get this?

My healie showed up, by the way.

Your healies get to your house yet?

I didn't get any healies, dude.

Why did you not get your healies?

I don't know, because she didn't get the healies.

She didn't get me healies.

I got to learn how to healie.

Toronto.

You're going to healie by yourself?

No.

I didn't get my healies.

We have to get your healie, but they're ordered.

I don't think so.

She ordered them at the same time.

Really?

Yeah.

Did she order them to my old house?

Because if she ordered to the some agent lady

right now on healies.

It's possible.

Listen, I don't want to insult Christine

when she's not here.

I like looking at her in the face

when I make her feel small.

Because you're a man.

You're a gentleman.

So it doesn't go when she's not here.

You have honor.

Yeah, so when it's here, I don't know.

I don't know.

She may have made that mistake, but she's human.

She's only human.

Yeah, but if she sent them to the other old address,

that's not possible.

She'll make it right if she did.

Right.

Okay.

Yeah, that's probably my fault.

Yeah.

Okay, you know what?

No, I just heard her voice again

and you're right.

Fuck her, dude.

What did she do this time?

She blew it probably.

How did I?

Oh, I did.

How to healie?

That's a thing.

Okay, watch that real quick.

If you wouldn't mind.

You got to learn.

You can't just heal.

You thought you were just going to healie?

Well, I didn't know there was going to be a video

where I could learn how to healie.

Oh, there's a video on anything.

You can learn how to do anything.

Pick anything.

We can learn how to do it.

I'm an old man, I guess.

I trickled down that stuff, though, to

Fenoya.

Fenoya is like an older man than me.

I'm still in my personality.

He's not even age.

But me blowing Mike away

with the information.

I think I'm going to finish that sentence.

Well, no, I'm not.

You guys just in the road.

Me blowing Mike.

No, we weren't snowed in.

No, I blew him away with the information.

He was like, yeah, I just got to find a CVS

at some point because I got to get tooth paste

and something else and whatever.

And I was like, buddy,

you don't have to go anywhere.

I go UberEats does like Walgreens and CVS and all

of a sudden he was like, no.

I was like, yeah.

I was like, anything I go, anything except a prescription.

And you can get prescription delivered technically.

You can get supermarket food delivered.

Yeah, but he was blown away by the concept.

And then he just couldn't believe it.

He was like, toothpaste came right to me.

Really?

He brought me toothpaste.

The fuck?

I was like, I have a tooth paste.

Sometimes I get a candle for my smoky room.

Maybe a can of tuna fish?

Yeah, yeah.

I've been scared.

My last several weeks,

my daytime weed smoking is taking place

primarily almost outside.

Really?

And then my nighttime I'll do it inside.

Dude, it sucks outside.

I'm scared.

I'm scared.

They scared me.

That fucking, I don't want to get booted out of hotels again.

They bitched you out?

No, I still do it.

I don't get a fuck.

Bits you out of your daytime smoke.

A little bit.

They bitch me out of that a little bit.

Well, as soon as it gets nice out again,

you'll fucking do it.

Fucking kick me out.

You just don't want to walk

through slushy snow across a highway

in the freezing cold.

I don't want to do that again.

I didn't like that.

That sucks.

I didn't like that at all one bit.

I hate this weather.

I'm done.

I'm done.

I don't know if I can even walk in a

cross the street to get food today.

I hate it.

When we had a walk back,

I was like, fuck this.

Nothing good.

The bottom of my shoes are always wet.

Can I use the Miami studio?

Let me know.

Let's just go.

It would kill me, but I'll do it for you.

We would kill you, really?

Would it kill you?

Would it kill you?

Or would you jump up and joy and scream?

I think that was the first time on my face.

For the very first time.

Very first time.

Joey, look at how I know winning was pretty joyful.

See what I think I brought you happiness in years.

So don't forget that gymnast.

What was that gymnast that brought?

Trinity.

Yeah, Trinity.

There you go.

You look soccer girl.

Sunday, the U.S. men's team,

hockey winning the Olympics.

That was great too.

That was it.

You would have seen joy for maybe the third time in my life.

I flipped out too.

You can't help it.

They brought the whole country together for a couple of minutes.

Wasn't it great to be an American again?

It was the best.

It was a sleep on a plane, but I heard it was great.

It was great.

Fantastic.

Good for them.

Those guys should get

pucked by an athlete.

Should they get medals?

Preschooling two points in three hours.

Jacob.

I mean,

James.

Don't see for the rest of their life, Lou.

It's more than that.

They lost team.

I mean, look, a hot.

25 year old should.

I'm pretty sure that them one there at 90.

I'm pretty sure they're getting that right now.

Well, they are.

Yeah, they're getting there right now.

You know, they get the famous singer.

They get to fuck the women's hockey team.

Yeah, they made a bet.

Oh my god.

No one's got teeth.

Everyone gives very blow jobs.

Jack.

He was dating a pop star.

Something with a tee.

I can't remember the name.

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No.

Taylor.

Dang it.

No, no, no, no, singer.

Taylor.

Dang it.

Tate McCray.

Taa.

Tate McCray.

She's.

William told me.

Who's that?

He's a devil star.

Tate McCray.

She's hot.

I don't know why she's famous.

Well, I do know why.

She sings songs not good.

She's not a good singer, right?

But she just, like,

she grinds her camel toe in everything.

There it is.

There she's giving you her talent right there, Bobby.

Yes, right there.

We're supposed to.

I'll tell you what, that is a talent.

She's better be taking care of your man.

Every performance you see of her, Bobby,

I've seen her on a couple of things now.

Just like award shows and stuff.

Her performances are just like,

want to watch me wet and writhing around there.

It's not really singing anything.

She was a dancer first.

And then they just like, they made her like a

pop star.

I mean, I want to see it.

Can I see it?

Yeah, is it worth?

Do Tate McCray coming on stage?

Well, she's dating an American hero now.

No, that's fine.

She should feel grateful.

I think her face is also just left of nail in it.

She's hot though.

Undeniably hot.

Yeah, she's kind of cute.

She's cute, but she's just a little goofy.

She's got a little doof in her face.

No, you just got a little doof.

Might be beneath him now.

This is her. What is this sad?

I don't know. This is probably the beginning.

It gets towards the end of any of these dances.

We're just devolves into grinding her snatch on the ground.

There it is right here.

Yeah.

I don't know if she puts the microphone in her face at all.

Why, she covered her little stomach with that thing.

Yeah.

I'm worried about that.

This outfit is better.

This outfit isn't what I was talking about.

But normally she's a real ski skank.

Yeah.

Taven live like an award show.

That's it. This one right there.

Yeah, that might be it.

This might be the one where she really smashes

her box into the ground.

Jacob, your average buck bunnies.

Yeah, this is it.

This is where she's real pig slut.

Oh, yeah.

I see what you mean.

Yeah, you see what I'm saying?

Oh, my.

Yeah.

I'm on.

She does have one of those British camel toes.

I don't know if she's British.

Is she British?

I don't think she's British now.

She's Canadian.

She's some dumb American bitch.

What is she?

Canadian, you think?

Is that what you call black people?

Secretly?

So they don't know you're talking about them?

No, it's me, Jay.

Oh, all right.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Canadian.

Yeah, Bobby won't go see the next Friday movie with me

because it's so many Canadians there.

Everyone knows you're fucking what you're saying.

Look at these guys.

Jesus Christ.

I know whether dicks are not out.

So I'm not interested.

I only care if I can know how big their dicks are.

It sucks that all those guys are shredded

except for that third guy.

That sucks.

He's like, ah, fuck me.

Now black people are taking care.

There you go.

Camel toe.

Moose knuckle.

Big kick.

Yeah, she's a dancer.

She got the dancing.

Not the singing parts.

Yeah, she splits gash a lot.

I know.

It's wide enough, though.

So her pussy lips don't expand

beyond the borders of the panties.

You think she puts on a golly outfit

and he shoots his rope right at her face

and she tries to catch it like a puck?

America destroys everything, Canadian.

Does this Canadian she's Canadian?

Yes.

It's official.

Oh.

Yeah, but her music sucks nuts.

Yeah, this is also not for me.

This is for a little girl.

But I don't know if the performance is for a little girl

because it's mostly about like,

hey, look at my pussy.

But who knows?

Look at that one dude in the back with a little belly.

That's so fun.

That's one of my foot one of my foot put down

with Isabella when she was younger

was not listening to Kesha.

I mean, I don't think she needs to hear this.

Oh, yeah, this is this just devolves

into her getting sand in her pussy.

Ugh.

Yeah.

So you post see sand.

All right, Jacob.

Jacob.

Jacob relax.

Jacob, come on.

But all right, pop.

Just pop, dude.

Pop.

Look at that moose knuckle, though.

Sounds.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Whoa, that was pretty good.

Yeah, her pussy's really slurping up those stupid shorts.

Jacob's going to download the album.

Classic Jacob.

You think she has to wear those big those big little shorts

so her pussy keeps sucking up little G strings?

I do think that she has to do

because her pussy is sucking up the G strings.

You can see that her pussy is definitely sucking things up.

And the more she dances,

I got to be honest with you.

And the more it gets up there.

I don't know how dancing works,

but apparently it really makes your clothes get

swallowed up in the air snatch hole.

If you have a big snatch.

If you have a big beaten out beefy Canadian snatch,

she's probably been riding bison since she was 13.

She is Canadian, tapping trees and shit.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah, bitch is a big pussy.

This music stinks.

I don't even know what she's singing about.

To say this, I bet she has a big pussy.

And I'm going to say this.

I bet her pussy always smells like a little bit of ass.

Go on.

You have questions for me?

Well, do you think that the ass...

I think she's not a strong wiper.

You think the ass juice from her dancing

and then a not a strong wiper drips into her vagina

and mixes with the vagina juice

and makes a funky vagina ass juice.

That's what you're saying.

I can't even add to that because yes,

that is exactly what I mean, Bobby.

I believe that she is not a strong wiper.

She feels herself a little bit.

So she thinks she thinks she has clean brakes.

Right.

She probably even says things like,

guys, I barely have to wipe,

but she does have to wipe.

She thinks she doesn't,

because no one tells her her instincts

because she's doing flipsy flops and shit.

But her ass smells.

She has a little bit of poop,

a little bit of kickcat stuck in there.

Sour.

You just get a little bit of sour.

It smells almost like not work out armpit,

but it's just the lower part of the...

You mind if I draw?

Chip, please.

We all open your drawer.

I actually had a fan was wondering,

is there any way we can purchase your drawings?

I don't know.

I can be commissioned, I guess.

Okay.

So...

Here we go.

I'm doing a little clit hood here.

She has a...

Is it getting to her clit?

That's up the top.

Is it dripping down?

The sides and going around,

like a little puddle?

I don't know.

And then they get a little

fucking tonsil thing in the back.

What's a tonsil thing?

I don't know.

You're like looking to put...

You really look down a pussy barrel,

or you're just like a tonsil in there.

Yeah, it does look like some type of

marion to trench fish mouth.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

For sure.

And this is...

Like a mouth and a mouth.

And I'm telling you...

Bobby?

Yeah.

Right.

I'm going to really highlight the area.

Right here.

Strong the arrow.

Smells like...

ass.

Okay.

Now I'm looking at...

I'm looking at it.

It looks like she's sitting down.

It would be sitting down, for sure.

First of all.

Okay, you know, I don't think you understand

where I'm saying there's some

bush up here a little bit.

I know, I see it.

But this is uh...

This is legs going out here.

Everybody can smell my dirty pussy.

And maybe this leg's going back out there.

So you can see now you see a little more, right?

Yeah, let me see.

Even when she's not here, she's here.

Okay.

You see the part that I would say smells like ass, right?

Now...

Can I ask you a question?

Yeah.

Because it's coming from the ass hole.

She's not a strong wiper.

A little poops coming out.

And now it's going up into her vagina.

How is it getting up in there?

It's not.

Well, she's sitting down now.

During the day, she's walking around.

So Bobby, the...

It's...

You mind if I draw?

Yeah, please.

Okay.

I...

Is it okay?

Please.

Yeah, it's okay.

What's happening here?

Now I got to draw the situation from...

From the top, okay?

He drew the...

Dude, can I just say some...

I've...

I've seen so many...

The inside of a genus.

And I've never...

I've never realized there is a...

It's a pussy tonsil.

It's a little pussy tonsil, right?

That's so funny.

Do you guys see the pussy tonsil right here?

A little pussy tonsil?

Did you see that?

Jacob, I know it's been a while.

But right here,

see the little pussy tonsil right in there?

The little pussy tonsil.

The little tonsil.

It's a little tonsil.

Which sings, do you think that vibrates?

Like her pussy opens like a throat?

Okay, Bobby.

Like a punching bag.

Now you'll see here, this is a behind view.

Okay.

I need something to put behind it so I could...

So you can see the dark here.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Now you see the fluid from...

From not great wiping.

It's dripping.

While she's standing, dancing, doing whatever she's doing

would be coming down.

From the...

From the asshole.

Making a little...

Shitra.

And I'm going to show you the little mark right here again.

Like a sweat...

Shitraver.

This.

Into her vagina.

Right here.

Into the very bottom of the vagina.

Yes, smells like...

I don't know if you were talking about that.

Um...

Have I amazed at the eye that you two have the ability

to have both of you have to draw so well?

You see now?

Oh, first of all, I love that you've...

Your attention to detail is nuts,

because you drew a vagina sitting down...

Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.

And then you drew a vagina standing up,

which is a different...

We weren't understanding exactly what I was saying.

Where is the ass smell coming from

when I pointed to something that would be going up?

I agree that can be confusing.

I'm just letting you know...

What you did was,

is you drew different angles of a vagina

and the different views that it has.

Yes.

The first one is sitting down legs,

spread apart,

vagina open a little bit.

But then you drew standing up just a still vagina...

From back from the behind.

Which just looks like a hamburger a little bit.

A little bit like a burger,

a little Homer Simpson mouth.

And her asshole.

So what you're saying is,

it drips down from here while she's standing

right into the back seam.

Yeah, it's not going...

It's not going inside.

I'm not getting an infection.

It's just like the taint is coming down.

Yeah.

It's just riding...

It's riding right to edge of pussy.

And what is this...

When it mixes with the vagina juice...

Mm-hmm.

And the ass juice.

What does that smell again?

What does that smell like?

The vagina in the ass juice.

Oh, I mean, like it smells like...

It's like spicy.

Like it's snaps you in the face with it a little bit.

You know what I mean?

Oh, like a...

Musky?

Maybe...

Not musky.

When someone's armpit smells like it hits you.

You know what I mean?

Like that's...

It's like got a spiciness to it almost.

Yeah.

Like a...

Like a...

Some type of...

Sour.

Some like Indian food or something.

Curtled.

Curtled.

It's like a curdled dairy of some sort.

Calculate the pus.

Right.

How got what?

Beautiful redhead girl I used to know.

A woman.

She's beautiful back in the acting days.

But you have to say...

You have to say beautiful for a redhead.

Yeah.

No, she was very pretty for a redhead.

For a redhead.

I like redheads.

Okay, but for a redhead.

For the rest of the world.

Beautiful for a redhead.

You're also not allowed to judge anybody now.

Why?

If you love redheads.

But she would...

She did not use regular deodorant.

She used the crystals.

And I couldn't...

It hit me like five feet away.

Yeah.

She used the...

Crystals.

You have to wet this crystal and wipe it on.

And it doesn't work at all.

Listen, if you don't want to smell America,

you have to open yourself up to cancers.

Yes.

I don't know what this crystal was,

but the cancer is just going to take you down.

I can tell you what it is.

It's called mental illness.

That's what it is.

You were in love with it.

I think it's called dumb bitch.

Yeah.

Crystals do nothing.

It did nothing.

Yes.

It's called the mindless ramblings of a dumb ginger.

But she would actually say it.

She goes, oh, speaking of crystals, can I say something to you

without you attacking me or judging me?

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I think in a past life,

I'm opening it up to you now, dude.

Okay.

I think in a past life, I might be,

I might have been Indian, American Indian, Native American Indian.

Okay.

I've been.

And this is mostly based on the fact

that you just started watching a show with Indians in it.

That's a coincidence.

Okay.

That's a coincidence.

Okay.

I'm going to tell you a book.

No, that's a coincidence.

I'm going to tell you,

I had a couple of things happen to me this weekend

that I didn't know if I was going to tell you.

But I think I need to tell you.

Do you see a dead animal in its soul jumped into you?

No.

Okay.

Did you kill something with a bow?

I've been having visions.

Really?

Yeah.

Of what?

I was sleeping two nights in a row.

That's called a dream.

Nope.

You got to not,

you got to hear me

and go with me a little bit, Jay.

Okay.

Vision.

Not a dream vision while you were sleeping.

You had a vision while he was, you saw something while you were sleeping.

Now you're going,

listen, now I won't call it a dream.

This is what you're doing.

You're going down the route.

Wait, you're going down the J route.

Let me, let me, I'm going to, I was, okay,

I'm going to tell you this.

I was sleeping on the couch

and I was awakened by the car being started.

I heard my car being started

and I heard the engine on.

And then the next night I was awakened

from by a flashlight

in the backyard up in the Hampshire.

Now when you see a light up in the Hampshire,

it's not a good thing.

Like, because there's nobody up there.

Yeah, that's definitely your killer.

Yeah, if you see the lights coming down the driveway

at night in the Hampshire, you're...

No, the malicious found you.

And they're going to do what they have to do.

Yeah, you're about to emerge it when you see it.

And I woke up to having lights

like behind the house there.

Like almost like, and I woke up

and 100% I, it happened.

Now when I got up so much so

that I got out of bed and went downstairs

and I checked the doors and I checked it,

you know, everything.

And I wanted to go on over to the safe.

Jacob, why are you laughing?

Are you laughing?

No, I appreciate the music DJ was laughing.

Okay, I'm not.

And I got down to, I go out and got my gun,

my 380 out and I was...

I actually like opened the door.

I was like, oh my god, somebody's here.

And the next day with my car starting,

it woke me up from, it really happened.

Now, when I got up and checked,

the car was not on, it wasn't running.

And when I got up and checked around,

there was nobody in the back,

but I had a vision

that it really happened.

How's this, what does Native American got to do?

Was there an arrow on the seat of the car?

Because, no.

Because it's a vision.

But it wasn't Native Americans, Native Americans have visions.

Thank you, Jay.

First of all, Jay,

you're intense staring at me and listening to me right now.

I can't tell you how much I appreciate it because I didn't want to tell you this.

I was afraid to tell you this.

You know what I mean?

I could tell Jay, I could tell Jacob and,

and Lewin, they'd be like, oh,

and they'd blow it off and as soon as I left,

I'd be like, what the fuck's wrong with him?

You're right now listening to me.

I want to understand, but okay.

I'm trying to make you understand.

Is that regular white people don't have visions?

What's wrong?

Sorry, I was almost biting my finger off,

trying to laugh at what you were saying.

I'm sorry.

I'll get back to it.

Yeah, I mean, I'm just saying,

I'm just trying to say,

I'm just opening up here.

And look, this is vulnerable for me, man.

I don't want to say this shit out loud.

You think I should just bury this and just,

I should just not talk about this.

I should just pretend it never happened.

And I don't want to do that.

I want to, I want to,

you should tell somebody.

I want to tell you guys this.

I want to tell you this, Jay.

I'm pretty sure that I'm having visions.

Like, you know, seeing something,

like some, some, some other.

But there's no, what is connecting you to your ancestors?

Because because, because

regular white people don't have visions.

It's a vision.

That's a Native American thing, visions.

I'm calling dreams.

No, it's not, I'm telling you, it's not a dream.

I have dreams.

This happened.

Like, and I, I, I heard it.

Like, I was awake.

It woke me up.

And I saw it.

I saw the lights.

I was there.

But I wasn't, you know what I mean?

And then I, I woke up.

And I heard my car start.

And I was awake when I heard that.

And I heard the engine.

And then I went over and it was not on.

But it was a vision.

It was something, I don't know what it means.

I don't, I don't know.

Because I'm not in touch with that part of me.

Maybe I need to get in touch with that part.

Maybe I need to see somebody.

A shaman or go to, you know, the Navajo nation

and sit down in a hut and sweat it out.

I don't know.

I would want to be there for you to do that.

I'm just saying that I'm having Native American visions.

What's wrong?

I'm saying bone.

Oh my god, that's a fucking Jesus Christ.

You know what?

Forget it.

Forget it.

I'm not, I don't want to, I don't want to, I'm a, you know.

Forget it.

What?

Forget it.

No.

No, no, no, it's okay.

No, it's okay, it's okay.

I'm, no, I shouldn't, oh, I should have kept it to myself.

Is that true?

I should have kept it to myself.

I apologize.

I apologize.

Because I opened up this thing that you guys don't understand.

And I don't blame you.

I don't blame you, James.

You don't understand it either.

I do understand that it was a, it's a vision.

No, Christopher walk in head visions.

What do you mean?

In the, the dead zone, he had visions.

If you touch me, can you see how I'm going to die?

Yeah, yeah.

Oh god, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

I don't know what AIDS.

No, stromboli.

Ah, shit.

Fucking stromboli.

Major stromboli accident.

It's a fucking stromboli accident, dude.

Fucking Christ.

Not the stromboli.

Is this, is there so much salt in it that I imploded?

It sucks so much fluid out of me.

My body turned inside out.

You woke up and Christine said you, your ankles are blown out.

Yeah, oh god.

Well, could I say something?

I definitely have visions that I've died from stromboli.

In fact, most people who meet me say you're probably going to die from stromboli

or something like that.

And then you go stromboli.

They go, whatever, cow's own pizza, Taco Bell, whatever it is.

He's dying from it.

RJ died, stromboli.

Yeah, but I take my prep now.

Now I take prep.

It's got much called minjaro.

That's my prep so I don't get fucking fed AIDS.

It's all an allergy.

That really, that really did happen, though.

I did have, I woke up, I swear to god, I woke up two nights in a row.

It's dream.

I woke, but it was, you know, you know, you're dreaming, right?

But then you wake up and you're up.

It's the same, it's, but it's the one Bobby that like, I've had this a lot.

I don't even know I'm falling asleep.

You're watching TV, you're falling asleep.

And then you start having a dream when you're barely asleep.

And if you don't have this at all, you're falling.

To me, it's always like falling off the thing.

It's like my legs are kind of on the edge of the couch and I feel the thing.

I mean, I brace like,

like I was getting pushed out of an airplane or something.

How much I brace, and it's like, all right, that's a dream.

Well, this was, I'm sleeping and I woke up.

I was off.

Because I heard the car start and then I heard the engine on.

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Bed in the middle of the night went downstairs,

went outside to see if the car was on.

You had a waking dream.

And then the next night I had another one.

That was the second night.

The first night was the dream where I was up.

I felt like somebody was outside.

I woke up and saw flashlights in the back.

And I was like somebody's here and I flipped out.

I'm not doubting your vision.

I'm doubting I don't understand this connection.

You feel like to the Native American community.

Why would you want to watch this show?

No, that's not because I'm watching this show.

And how could you?

You're a white man.

That is true.

So how?

You're a white man.

You're a Boston white guy.

That's worse.

So what do you do in America though?

In this life I was.

You came back a colonizer.

Yeah.

If the worst colonizer ever you came back.

Yeah, maybe I...

Look at the last letter.

For that he was dances with dicks.

Oh, that's going to show up on the internet.

That's going to be fucking Chachee BT.

Some fucking fat finger asshole just jumped on his phone right now.

Bob Kelly dances with dicks.

In a past life though.

Dances with dicks.

I know I would...

We know that I was in the, I was uh, I was in the old west.

I had a cycle tell me that.

I've always connected with the 1800s and before.

I was in, you know...

Check it out.

I feel like pissing in a pot next to your bed.

No, I just love that time of America.

The 1800s is a five.

I just love that.

I would love it.

We never see Donalds.

He's dressed as a chamber maid.

When you go home.

I would love AI of you being the crying Indian.

When you see the garbage.

First of all, first of all, not Indian.

He was Italian.

It's a sad fucking piece of shit.

Was this a sad...

It was just a fucking crying guinea.

Was that Indian, not an Indian guy?

Is that true?

Yeah, he's just Italian.

It's not an Indian guy.

No, they never used Indians in anything.

We used Jewish people and Italian people.

Well, we killed most of them.

Now we have to play them.

Well, now they use, uh, in, uh, they use Indians now,

but some of them...

I knew.

Well, I've told you, I've said this before,

when I watched old episodes of air wolf

and they were fighting

I'd like...

Islam...

Islamic terrorists.

But they were all...

You watched the credits and there's all...

Their last names are Martinez.

Yeah, they're all Spanish.

They're all Spanish.

Well, if you watch the Old Westons

and the Indian Chief comes up,

it's just a guy with a Jewish accent.

Why do you come here for it?

I know, you'll attack my, uh, my events.

It's fun.

I mean, it is so great.

I forgot.

Fisher Stevens played the fucking

super-Indian-y guy in short circuit.

Yeah, Fisher Stevens.

I'm so...

I'm sitting here fucking hot.

I've been hot since I got in here.

And I look over at Jacob and he doesn't have his blankets and shit on.

And I realize Christine's not here to protect us

from Jacob's fucking heat button.

I have my blanket on.

It's up there.

It's hot.

I know we have to go to commercial break,

but before we do...

Put that thing down by freezing cold.

Can I give Bobby something that he has here?

What?

Who got this for him?

Liam.

Liam.

Liam, this is very sweet.

Because you refused to come see...

I didn't refuse.

You refused.

I didn't know that.

You chose family.

Oh, Bobby.

I chose family.

I mean, the opposite of what you...

That's exactly what I should do.

Did.

Liam, on his own, ran across the street to get this...

You chose the past instead of the future.

But yet, this was...

This was picked up for you.

And go on.

What do you see there?

What do you see there?

You want me to read it for you?

No.

There's a lot of words.

It's in her...

It's in her handwriting.

This is from her handwriting.

It is.

Yeah.

It says Robert.

Dream big.

What's it on?

It's on a Kelly Clarkson show mug.

The name of the font.

And it says her name, Kelly Clarkson, signed.

What does it say again?

Robert.

Dream big.

You should get that tattooed on you.

Like the with the mug part?

No, no.

Oh, just the...

Sorry.

Just, no, just right.

Just listen.

Robert, dream big.

What she said to you.

Not even Robert.

Just dream big.

Dream big.

And make it very prominent on your body.

Like on my forearm?

I think you should get on your forearm and going down.

Make it like...

Because this is to me.

Maybe just DB, like the acronym.

Because this is what she said to me.

That's what she said to you.

This was for you.

It says Robert on there.

But what if it's a scenario like a Joderosa

where he thought George Collin wrote...

No, do you think that could be the case?

And then he feel like...

I wasn't even thinking that could possibly be the case.

Well, you know, that he says that to everybody.

That's what he's talking about.

Okay, no, I don't think this is of that situation.

I think that was directly to you.

And I think you should not ask the money more questions

before you get that forearm tattooed.

Okay, but well, there's a question though.

But what if she wrote this on everybody's thing?

Okay, then I can answer you with one question.

Yes.

A picture of the Death Star covers everything.

Okay, I don't know if I want to get that.

I'm not a big star word yet.

Okay, but Joe is.

Is this weird that I had visions of a car starting

and people coming with them?

I had visions this weekend.

And now I have this.

I was dreaming big, Jay.

I was doing what...

When did she sign this Friday?

I dreamed of a home invasion.

Yeah, big dreams.

That's not what she means.

She doesn't mean have big crazy dreams

of terrifying your family with running around,

answering your paranoid delusions and all the night.

She has to be most...

Don, wake up, Max, wake up.

Just people I sign with flashlights.

Car starting, start, go.

Go.

The flashlight is Kelly looking for me.

Her love looking for my love.

All I know is...

And the car starting.

Get the fuck out of here, dude.

This isn't your life.

Come find me.

I have a feeling she's very familiar with your work.

Yes.

And that's why she wants you to dream big.

Oh, God.

She wants you to dream big.

Thank you so much, man.

I appreciate it.

I know I'm not thanking you.

I'm thanking Liam.

Liam, I really appreciate this.

This means the world to me.

And I'm going to drink my coffee out of this every day

because I'm manifesting this woman into my life.

How did she know those were the words

probably needed to hear?

Dream big.

Oh, thank you, Kelly.

Dream big, daddy.

Thank you.

Oh, if she wrote daddy, I'd fucking lose it right now.

You can't dream big.

No.

You don't drink out of that.

I'm drinking out of this.

Then you're going to have to wash it and it's going to fade.

Why do I have to wash it?

Because you're going to have fucking your lips all over it, right?

Filthy handprints of garlic all over it.

Here's what you do.

Get a tattoo of the mug with the writing on your forearm.

Such a perfect with the mug.

With the mug.

Maybe I should get this in my heart.

I think you should hear your heart.

I get the important thing, though,

is you get that personalized message to you.

Dream big.

I got to get her wrote anything.

But I'm going to make sure she's this and what she writes.

Bobby, there's no way

that she just thoughtlessly writes dream big is something to say

and just cast off everybody who bothers her for an autograph.

There's not a fucking chance that's the case

that she wasn't turned completely away with her lower body.

Reaching back like this.

Reaching back like this to sign something.

Almost breaking her back because she didn't want to engage

any more than she had to.

Just enough shoulder and look at his twist, Bobby.

Jacob, look at his twist.

Turning backwards to go.

What's his name?

No.

I don't fucking ruin.

She didn't say that.

That's not what happened at all.

No, she called me Robert.

Yeah, I know.

She gave you the one she slept with too.

She slept with that.

She called me Robert because that's how Liam knows me.

Not as Bobby.

It's named Robert, I think.

Robert Patrick Kelly.

All right, we're going to take a break.

Dream big.

Big J is going to be in San Antonio this February.

This Friday, this Friday, and I was trying to get that

before you said that.

27th and 28th this Friday and Saturday.

San Francisco after that Jacksonville Madison.

For all tickets and tour dates, big J comedy dot com youtube dot com slash

at big jokes and for his live shows and a special.

Go check it out.

Get your tickets now.

And Bobby Kelly is going to be at the comedy vault in Batavia.

And only this weekend Friday, Saturday after that.

Comics Roadhouse in Connecticut,

Mohegan Sun Cleveland, Ohio Long Island, New York.

And so much more for tickets and all those tour dates.

Go to punch up that live slash Robert Kelly.

Check it as YouTube at Robert Kelly comedy.