Kristi Noem Rocked By Scandal As Husband Bryon's Leaked Photos Go Viral

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All right, we have the juiciest breaking news on the planet.

It's absolutely delicious.

The hypocrisy is exactly what we've always predicted.

Turns out that Christy Nome, who's in a godly marriage,

she, her husband, has a secret double life,

and he's a cross-dresser.

His name is Brian, and you just know immediately

when your parents spill your name, Brian, B-R-Y-O-N.

You know it's gonna be trouble from there.

And he posts pouting, busty, bimbo, photos,

and a trove of explicit messages.

Pop this up, Kylie.

Of course, the Daily Mail is reporting the secret double life

of Christy Nome's cross-dressing husband, Brian.

And so here he is with his big boobies,

and he's making a little duck face for the camera,

while his wife, of course, is outscrewing

Cory Lewandowski and calling American citizens

that were executed by her regime, terrorists.

When in fact, they were just peaceful protesters.

The hypocrisy is always rampant with these people.

Here is her husband, and these are the photos

that have been an earth.

There he is in his little pink panties,

and he has some boobs that he puts on,

and he's doing a close-up, you know,

pushing his boobs up to the camera,

and reminds you guys, these are the family values people.

Here he is.

The big rack, here he has some blue panties.

He's very fond of this duck face, big, titty duck face.

Christy Nome's husband, there he is.

The nipples are a little crooked,

but I mean, you know, nobody likes a nitpicker.

And he also is into a juicy booty.

So here he's taking pictures of his ass,

which I'm sure has been enhanced with some form of padding.

So while his wife is on a killing spree,

at the instruction of Stephen Miller and the Trump regime,

while they're all telling everybody

what great Christians they are,

and we oppose the LGBTQ plus people,

and what's a woman, and what's a man?

Well, it turns out Christy Nome's husband,

which I'm gonna give a shit if he crossed dresses, cares.

I don't care, do you care?

Well, you care when this wife is a sanctimonious,

hypocritical killer, then you care.

And so this is where it gets even juicier, you guys.

So an immigrant sex worker

leaked the story for vengeance on the DHS policies.

Pop this up, Kylie, this is very solid reporting here.

Mark Caputo says, yeah, I got a weird lead.

They said an immigrant sex worker,

possibly in the country illegally,

wanted to go public about Nome's husband,

using her services online.

It was vengeance for DHS's immigration enforcement.

This to me is really like all the reason

we need to have a safe and secure immigration policy,

because this is incredible work by this sex worker

to expose the hypocrisy of the people

who wanna be the thought police,

the people who wanna tell you how you can raise your children,

the people who diminish any other family,

except for quote unquote, a traditional family.

And I'm just wondering, per magas definition

is Christy Nome and big-titted Brian,

is that a traditional marriage?

I'm just curious about that.

I wanna know what you all think in the comments sections.

All right, moving along here.

Here's the details of Brian's indiscretions, pop this up.

Another photo shows the rancher and businessmen

wearing figure hugging green leggings

in a white top stretched over two bulging orbs.

Remarkably, Brian's face is clearly visible

in both images.

He pouts playfully at the camera,

seemingly unconcerned that his online activity

could pose security implication

for his wife's position at the heart

of the Trump administration.

Tax and WhatsApp messages reveal that Brian

was being repeatedly asked for money

during the 14 months that Nome led

the nation's largest federal law enforcement agency.

He sent his secret roster of online acquaintances

at least $25,000 via cash app and PayPal.

But when the payments were delayed or failed to materialize,

the chats would quickly turn sour.

One of the women became so disgruntled,

she posted about his behavior on social media

before later deleting it.

Jack Barsky, a former Soviet spy,

turned US counterintelligence asset, told the Daily Mail,

the potential for blackmailing was alarming.

It's astounding that somebody who spouse

is that that level has that kind of bad judgment.

And think about this.

Christine Nome, she wanted like $200 million

to do commercials for Homeland Security.

I was at the airport the other day

and she's such a narcissist.

There's images of her.

She's since been replaced by Mark Wayne Mullin,

who I'm sure in his family,

his traditional family,

because he's all God, God and Jesus.

I'm sure there's the same type of hypocritical fuckery,

the louder the Christian, the bigger the freak.

It's true every single time.

And so, Christine Nome has now responded to the report,

pop this up.

A Christine Nome rep says the, quote,

family was blindsided by revelation of Brian's cross-dressing

and asked for prayers at this time.

Buried in the article, Brian Nome addresses and confirms

his wife's affair with Corey Lewandowski.

So I just, this is the thing about these Maga Christians.

It's always forgiveness without accountability.

These are the thoughts and prayers crowd.

This is how they're going to deal with this.

It's going to be prayers up.

They'll do a little light tongue talking

and everybody's just going to go about their way.

And Big Tiddy Brian is going to end up putting

his Big Tiddy bra back on and his Big Booty back on.

And Christine Nome is going to continue

banging Corey Lewandowski.

There's no question.

She's, you know, now she's like the leader

of the American Shield or something.

I think Trump has wanted to fire her

and he's too scared that she could flip information

about the crimes that this administration commits,

particularly probably surrounding Stephen Miller.

So I made up some bullshit post for her.

But let's dive into Christine Nome's godly marriage.

This is what she says online.

The affair has been common knowledge for years.

This is her and Corey Lewandowski.

Long before Nome became DHS secretary

and made Lewandowski her top aid.

In 2023, we reported on three witness accounts

of Nome sitting in Lewandowski's lap,

making out in public and playing grab ass.

So here are some details that our producers dug up

about this, you guys.

Their relationship dates back to 2020.

And when they would, she would sit in his lap

and they're playing grab ass during an event

at Trump's Mar-a-Laga Resort in December 2020.

This is where the grab ass was going on.

And it wasn't like 2 a.m. in the morning,

they're drunk when they're doing this.

This is like 2 p.m.

And there were reportedly 100 to 200 people around

while they made out and the lobby at a hotel at CPAC.

So there's two little instances

where conservative MAGA people have said, yeah,

she's banging Corey Lewandowski.

Meanwhile, she's, you know, oh God,

she has a cross and it's Jesus and traditional family

and traditional marriage and, you know,

God's God and family and all this fucking bullshit, right?

So she's banging Corey Lewandowski at Mar-a-Lago

and at CPAC.

And Congress asked her about her relationship

with Lewandowski recently.

So I want to remind you guys, Big Titty Bryan

has already confirmed the affair.

After Big Titty Bryan's big titties

were revealed to the entire world,

Bryan's like, yeah, my wife's been

screwing Corey Lewandowski, which we all knew.

And so a Congress person asked her about this

and watched the indignant smug,

entitled white supremacist, bigot, hypocrite, loser.

And let's remember that Donald Trump just recently said,

I love hanging out with losers, right?

So when he found out Chrissie and I'm shot or dog,

he's like, what a fucking loser.

I want her to be in my administration.

Let's play this clip.

So secretary, no, at any time during your tenure

as director of department of Homeland Security,

have you had sexual relations with Corey Lewandowski?

Mr. Chairman, I am shocked that we're going down

in peddling the tabloid garbage in this committee today.

Reclaiming my mind.

One thing that I would tell you is that

he is a special government employee

who works for the White House.

There are thousands of them in the federal government.

So reclaiming as an advisor,

it has no authority to be questioned.

It is okay for you to be questioned

by the question, but it is also a real question.

So what I would say to you is that

what we do at the department of Homeland Security,

and without any hesitation,

every single day is to protect someone is asked to make decisions.

Okay, so as you can see, she's a total cat.

I mean, Christy Nome is just,

there's no other word to describe it imaginable.

And the psychopathy in which she answers that question,

you know, you can tell her heart rate is steady.

There's no, she's not nervous.

She just feels so entitled

that I'm going to tell the American public,

I'm going to tell the people of South Dakota

that I'm a Christian woman,

and I'm in a godly marriage.

Our producers also dug up some stuff.

Let me tell you all about this.

Christy Nome said that God had different plans

for their marriage, for through it all,

Brian has been our family's anchor.

Big Tiddy Brian is who she's referring to.

Big Tiddy Brian is the family's anchor.

He can be the funny guy,

but also a serious motivator when what tits like that,

how could anybody not be motivated

about around Big Tiddy Brian?

He teaches the kids to be tough and self-sufficient

while making sure they love the Lord.

This is Christy Nome's quote.

I'm so grateful God made Brian part of his plan

for our family, his, of course, is capitalized,

to all the dads out there.

Happy Father's Day.

This is her post about Big Tiddy Brian.

I mean, the hypocrisy, the duplicity is so delicious

because it's always like this,

the bigger, the Republican Christian,

the bigger, the freak they are.

Another one, Brian says,

it was his quote, calling from God to support Christy

and whatever she decided to do.

So this is what I tell you guys.

This is what Maga does to keep the cult together

and it's called Christian signaling.

The right accuses us of virtue signaling all the time.

Maybe some, you know, left us do that for sure, whatever.

You know, politics is a blood sport,

but there's nothing at the level

that the Maga hypocrites use Christian signaling.

And this story right here with Big Tiddy Brian

being the anchor of the family

and the lords put him together

and the lords said, you're the anchor

and all of this shit.

And I just wanna leave you all with,

I know you're probably asking yourself

because I know I was.

If Christy, no, had to fuck Mary Kill,

how is she gonna answer that question?

Well, our producer, we have a new producer,

his name's Ryan, he started today,

what a great day to start preparing episodes.

Kylie still here, says still here,

but here we have it.

Mary Fuck Kill, she married Big Tiddy Brian,

she's gonna fuck Corey Lewandowski

and she's gonna kill a dog, Cricket.

RIP Cricket, I'm so sorry that Cricket had to live

around this filth, this depravity.

Can you imagine poor Cricket,

even when Cricket was alive,

she had to live with Big Tiddy Brian

and Corey Lewandowski and Christy Nome

and all of their fake Bible study readings.

All right, this has been so fun and so delicious.

And I recently heard that TMZ is going to start

doing more political reporting

and you guys, this is really quite good for all of us

because TMZ goes gangster.

And you know, the next time there's a CPAC

and RNC meeting, they're gonna have undercover people

ungrinder and I just say,

this is the type of journalism I need

because we need to do reputational damage

on these sanctimonious hypocrites

that want to tell people how to live,

who they can love, prioritize people

regarding gender or skin color.

They're all a bunch of cons.

All right, we'll see you later.