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And now it's time for the kid here on down.
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Hi guys.
Welcome to the Kyle Dunnigan show.
Today on the pod, we have a few games.
Feels like you don't even know what's on the pod.
And now it's time for the kid here on down.
We have a fun game today.
We're going to get to that.
Well, I want to teasing it.
Okay.
Well, first I want to chat with you.
That's where we start the show with a chat.
Right?
Right.
By the way, last week.
Do you remember last week I said how Hollywood said no to me?
Let's take a clip of that.
Oh, thank you to me.
Glad we showed that clip.
Well, the next day Hollywood called me up and wanted me back.
Now, Hollywood's a fickle whore.
You know that.
Fickle.
I think dirty.
Slot whore.
Bitch.
The whore.
Yes.
Cock.
Yes.
Mom's blood.
Mom's blood.
When she feels you pulling away, she throws you a dirty carrot.
Goes, you want this little thing?
And you go, okay.
It's time to get on a flight tonight.
I'm going late tonight on a late flight because I wanted to make sure I did the show
because this show is blowing up because of your likes and subscribes.
And by the way, liking our video is actually good luck.
It's very good luck.
If you like this video, if you don't like it, I heard it's bad luck.
I want to say that.
But so it's probably a good time.
Okay.
Yeah.
Let's put on a glass as well.
We wait for them to like the video.
Oh.
You know what I mean?
Great idea, Kyle.
We get 10,000 likes in this video.
We will.
We will.
Hopefully you for accent will talk.
The next show will be completely naked.
You got to stick to that though.
I'm not going to do it.
So we got to do something legit.
Let's do the next show.
Max will be naked.
We will be completely.
Fuck me.
Hey, you cool.
It's a hard any questions.
Yeah, I'll do that.
Okay, guys.
10,000 likes.
And we're not going to blur it.
No, no, no.
Okay.
You Uber eats.
How much money do you make when you Uber eats?
I was doing door dash and I went out in the morning and I made like $35.
And then I went out in the evening because I thought dinner would make me more money.
And I got $23 that time.
All right.
Pretty cool.
So L.A. is going good.
Max is coming back.
We had you back in the stew.
We needed back in the stew.
So bad.
I don't I don't want bad things from Max.
But I'm kind of glad he made like $23.
It'll make him come back.
Yeah.
We have a fun game.
What did you think Max could ever become a jiggle of?
Oh, yeah.
I he looks like a jiggle of.
Like he's just like dies actually.
I'm at this.
Doesn't he look like it's 70.
This woman.
She's paying for the dream.
Max, why don't you sit at this game for us?
So basically the way this game will work is you guys both have stacks of index cards in front of you.
I express ship them to you yesterday.
So you'd have them at time.
Basically, you both have all the more cash money.
Yeah.
Oh my gosh.
We went into sending these cards in the mail.
But you both have half a word.
And you're going to sit perfect posture looking each other in the eye, both saying half the word each.
And then you'll say the full word together.
And you have to not laugh because we have money going towards a St. Jude's children's hospital right now.
And every time you laugh, we're going to take $25 off of our original $100.
There's a lot of pressure.
It's not to laugh because children lose money sick children if we laugh.
That's pretty.
That's pretty high.
And just just an example, say Kyle's card says come and then kiddies is pewter.
You would say computer and we go computer and then we both go computer.
And you can't laugh.
Okay.
Here we go.
Thanks.
I don't know if it's going to happen.
These kids are going to lose.
It's $100.
Yeah.
Every time you laugh.
But these laughs.
These laughs don't count.
Just get the first.
Okay.
How long do we hold at we say the word together?
So come.
Computer.
Computer.
We go five seconds without laughing.
Five seconds.
Okay.
So come.
Computer.
Computer.
Yeah, there's a computer.
Two, three, four, five.
And then next.
Okay.
Here we go.
Okay.
We're not doing that first round.
Here we go.
Boo.
Snow.
Move.
Snow.
It's not going.
It's not going.
It's not going.
It's not going.
It's not going.
Max your sex.
Max your sex.
Max your sex.
Let's give us no chance.
That's good.
All right, we'll try this on a big screen.
$5 a way, all right, A.
Come on, take the seriously, $100 for kids.
Think about St. Jesus, the starving,
these kids are like sick, come on.
Right, Max?
Yeah, they're very sick.
Kiddie's acting like she's not taking the seriously,
like there's kids.
I thought I was, I really thought I was stronger than this.
Okay.
No.
Okay.
What's the full word?
It's not going to get through it.
Did we do it?
No, my kids.
Okay, so let's use the first,
the first side picture right now,
just to get you to remember what.
Wait, wait, wait, wait,
we have a sad picture.
It's a start.
The sad picture is a start.
It's off.
Come on.
Okay.
He can't even reach the grass.
The chain only gets him to be on the dirt part.
So I think this is pretty sad.
Pretty sad.
That's pretty sad.
He's got that big hog, though.
He's rocking.
Oh, my God.
Okay.
Here's another side.
Oh, look at that.
Come on, good.
Move.
Snuggle.
Move.
Snuggle.
We got close to that time.
Okay.
Okay.
Move.
Snuggle.
Move.
Snuggle.
Move.
Snuggle.
Move.
Snuggle.
I think let's move on to the second word.
Maybe this one was...
Oh, my God, my God.
Pressure was tough.
All right.
Number two.
Queen.
No.
Fing.
Queen.
Queen.
I want to do another sad picture, though,
just to, um,
kind of locking my sin again.
Yeah.
Okay.
Okay.
Here's the next one.
Now, there's a teacher on board.
He was a teacher.
I'm dying.
Your whole family was watching.
Okay.
That's cool.
Okay.
It's pretty sad.
Okay.
Scrow.
Tossak.
Scrow.
Tossak.
Okay.
We're done.
We got doovers, right?
Yeah, I guess.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
What did that?
We were still $75 for the kids.
Well, I think with that last laugh,
we're down to 50.
All right.
50.
Okay.
Scrow.
Tossak.
Scrow, Tossak.
Scrow, Tossak.
That wasn't a laugh.
That was kind of a laugh.
I'm out of here.
Come on, St. Jude's.
Oh, hey.
Kyle will be in New York City on March 25th.
Or something?
I don't know.
I'll be in Vegas, May, whatever.
I don't know.
I'm just kind of falling it in.
Like, that's my thing, I guess.
Pen of jealousy of your own staying.
The kiddie run down.
It should never be like, I know it's time for that Kyle wrap up.
That's what I'm up here.
We should have a Kyle wrap up.
Just a question.
Why wouldn't you get out of our business?
Oh.
You don't want to talk.
You want it, but I found out.
What?
What?
What?
Meghan Markle.
First of all, her show got canceled.
Now, tell me this isn't a money grab.
You get an unforgettable weekend for women ready to connect, recharge, and have some serious
fun.
Does that sound like fun to hang out with Meghan Markle?
Oh, my God.
What do you expect?
A Gallaudenner.
An in-person conversation with Meghan Duchess.
What's Gallaudenner?
What's Gallaudenner?
Just a dinner?
I mean, Cisco Slop.
Okay.
They're all sourcing their stuff from Cisco.
So they're at the intercon, Kooji Beach, any hotel?
Cisco Slop.
Okay.
You heard it here.
Breaking news.
They're serving Slop.
Okay.
Next up.
An in-person conversation.
Now I'm getting pissed.
An in-person conversation with Meghan Duchess of Sussex.
Yeah.
That sounds painful.
Yeah.
A powerful women's session with renowned therapist, Dr. Justine Corey.
Oh, what a delicious women's session.
With Dr. Justine Corey.
Mm-hmm.
But it'll be a session like that where they don't really have much bigger.
Like, what is your experience being a woman like?
Okay.
Yeah.
What has your been your experience being a woman?
Just, wait, am I being justine Corey?
I switched it.
Now I'm justine Corey.
No, you're justine.
Okay.
Well, I, you know, being a woman is hard for me, because it's hard.
Yeah.
Isn't that hard because you're a woman that's harder?
Right.
And you know what happens?
You know what you can do?
Not take on that burden.
Or a so expensive being a girl.
You got to get both, don't get Botox.
Yeah.
You want to be treated like a man.
Dude, nothing.
Don't wear makeup.
Don't wear sweats.
And you'll be treated like a man.
And it's not good.
Oh, have you ever seen that woman who max get this?
She lived as a man to show how easy it was.
And she got so depressed, she killed herself.
Oh, really?
She felt so bad for men.
And then she killed herself.
This is a true story.
Like she's being laid bare in recent years by some unlikely people.
Nora Vincent was a lesbian journalist.
You'd be the job next.
Go back to DoorDash, right?
Yeah.
You guys better at DoorDash.
Okay, you're right.
Some unlikely people.
Nora Vincent was a lesbian journalist.
You'd been convinced for many years by this woke idea that men are inherently more privileged
and women inherently more oppressed.
And she intended to prove it by crossing the divide.
In 2003, she went undercover as a man called Ned.
After living as a man for 18 months,
she gave this report off her experiences.
While all of us in the post-feminist movement are convinced that women have always had
it worse and men have always had it better,
it took me stepping into their shoes to realize that that's not true at all.
Men are suffering.
They have different problems than women have, but they don't have it better.
They need our sympathy.
They need our love.
And they need each other more than anything else.
They need to be together.
Do you think women understand what it's like to be a man?
Not at all.
No clue.
No idea.
Nora was so depressed by the shattering of her intersectional worldview.
She checked into a mental health facility and eventually committed suicide.
The myth of male privilege is...
...intersexual.
It's hard to be a woman.
There's also elements that are hard for men.
For example, people are always like,
Oh, the male loneliness epidemic.
That's men are just...
Okay, but it's happening.
It is real.
You know what I mean?
Oh, it's real.
And also...
We can't ignore that boys are suffering.
And the more we ignore them and push them away,
the more radicalized they become.
And then the more they do draft kings...
We, as women, have a tougher body to live in.
But men also have to deal with being called a pussy.
And it's especially hard to be white.
We're attacked U.S.
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And remember, if it's bigger than a piggy,
don't put it in my sticky, baby.
We can't put this on the pod.
One time a guy wanted me to put his balls in my mouth
and I did it because I liked him.
And then he also...
I think if I like them.
You know, kiddie, putting a man's testicles in your mouth
is actually very good for your immune system.
Do you like ball play?
Of course I do.
That whole area is it's erotic.
It's an erotic, erotic zone.
But you feel like Max isn't wearing any pants, kiddie.
Oh my god.
You might not be wearing pants.
Take off that background.
What where are you, Max?
This is this is the amount of background.
This is a cool house in LA.
All right.
I want to see what a sad room Max is in.
Come on, Max.
Take that background off.
Right?
Let's see.
Oh my god.
Look at that Baron wasteland of a room.
Wow.
Not a picture on the wall or anything.
Bobby, what are you recommending for a guy looking?
That's what I recommend.
You did your duty, kiddie, and I'm proud of you.
What a man asked you to put his balls in your mouth.
You should do it.
Right, Max?
I think so.
Yeah.
Yeah.
There's a lot of great bacteria on a man's nuts back.
There's good fear.
Your biome.
Here's the biome in your melody.
It's also just surreal mouthful.
You should want the pens on the sack.
Max, are you rocking a fat sack or what?
That's a pretty big sack.
Yeah.
Oh, nice.
You're a very virile man.
A dickie is that upsetting to you to think about Max
when a giant sack in his pants?
Because he's not the biggest guy.
But if his ball sack is big,
it makes his penis look even smaller.
Now I have a very,
I have a very tiny sack.
One of my tatsicles is up on my body.
It never dropped.
So I have a very mystical sack.
But it makes my dog look huge.
I think there's not that much very in sack to sack.
Oh, I have a very tiny sack and my cock looks
enormous next to me.
But Max is giant.
That sack probably makes his penis look small.
Is that correct, Max?
Yeah, that's true.
Your penis looks small.
Oh my god.
I love you, man.
That room is in.
Kitty, we have to get him back here.
That's the sad room I've ever seen in my life.
My god.
And his head doesn't even brush his hair.
You said that one of your balls didn't drop.
And you're in your 60s or 70s.
And that's like very interesting.
And I'm trying to learn more.
Well, at a certain point,
I was forcing it up,
making sure it never dropped.
And is there,
you know,
what?
Why?
As I said,
it makes my dog look bigger.
Okay.
Whereas someone like Max,
someone like Max here
is penis probably looks mini-school,
this giant sack.
Right, Max?
Yeah.
He's very honest.
It feels like quality.
It feels like you're just jealous
because you have a small ball sack.
Not at all.
How dare you?
Have you been watching my?
Oh my cousin.
It's your cousin, right?
Have you been watching that?
I'll tell you that.
I'll tell you she's the type of girl
who wouldn't put a nut sack in her mouth
if you asked her.
Do you have any last remarks on
your family or your ball sack?
Anything you want to leave with the audience?
I think men need to please women more.
You know,
get his, you know, trying to please her.
And maybe Max, you could show us
how you please a woman orally.
Maybe next time or okay.
Now show us what you do with your tongue
for a lady in your fingers.
Go ahead.
Bobby.
Bobby.
Bobby.
Well, let the man teach.
Bobby, please.
Bobby.
Bobby.
Bobby.
Bobby.
Okay.
Go ahead, Max.
Just start with the labia.
Majora.
Go ahead.
Bobby.
You cannot force a man to give away his
ego.
I'm not forcing anything.
I'm trying to help the women out there
that Max will soon be plowing.
He's, you know, out there in L.A.
Now, I don't want him being a selfish
lover.
Is that what you want?
You want to do his selfish lover?
I don't want him to be a selfish lover,
but I don't want him to give away his secrets.
Stopping this.
Here we go.
Now, now let him, let him work.
Let him work.
Come on.
All right, go ahead, Max.
Don't rub your eye first.
First, wash your hands.
I will see you later.
Bye, Bobby.
Guys, thank you for being here.
As you know, from last time,
only perfect people watch the college.
That's right.
And if you think for used,
don't worry about your other choice sign.
Who cares?
Whatever.
Doesn't matter.
They're not cool.
You are.
See you next week.
Goodbye.
Goodbye.
Hey, I'm not a bubble.
Hey, I'm here as well.
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