Kylie & Travis on Babysitting The Kelce Girls, Couples Group Chat & Best Man Speeches | Ep. 53

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Not gonna lie.

Today, I wasn't doing my makeup before we started,

but I was gluing these nails onto my hands,

because I have somewhere to be this afternoon,

and I'm going to try my very best

to look someone put together.

Let's get this podcast started.

Welcome to an absolutely electric super bowl episode

of Not Gonna Lie, a wave original brought to you by Intuit TurboTax.

I'm your host Kylie Kelsey.

My favorite football watching food is definitely crab fries.

The best super bowl halftime performer of all time,

well at least the one that I saw in person was Rihanna.

And speaking of super bowls,

I'm the proud sister-in-law of a three-time super bowl champion

from the Kansas City Chiefs, the best tight end of all time,

the King of Funkels, and the Big Yeti.

You know him from Breaking Chairs and saying,

all right now, on the other podcast.

It's the one and only AquaTram.

Hi, what is up?

Welcome to Not Gonna Lie.

This is exciting.

This is silly.

This is silly.

This is so silly.

It's long overdue.

This is going to be unhinged.

I now feel how you feel when you have to be interviewed by me in Jason,

which is an exaggeration because the interviewing

is the last thing that we actually do.

It's so honestly, I give you know,

I give Jason a lot of shit for the times

that he's dragged me downstairs to do this.

Well, to do the other podcast, but it is always a fun time.

If people could see the stuff that got cut.

Yeah, well, you're not gonna.

Well, we wouldn't have a podcast.

It's just so much fun, man.

It's so much fun.

And you know, Jason, Jason's just a,

he's got, he's yeah, he's got his fun like way of life

and he's got his views and the hearing those views

and how he delivers them on a podcast

makes you break chairs.

Yeah, that was,

was Taylor actually mad about that.

No, she laughed.

She laughed her ass off.

She has a sense of humor.

He busts her chair.

I immediately went over to the scale, though.

I had to see what we were at.

Check yourself.

No job January has been exactly that.

Yeah, okay, we're relaxing.

I had two croissants on the way here.

Chocolate or plain?

All men.

Oh, great.

Yeah, this is the last one left.

There's a, there's a late morning.

The two last left.

Got it.

Now, how do you feel about being one of our most requested guests?

Oh, man.

Not gonna lie, it feels pretty cool.

It feels pretty cool.

I feel like when you started this, not gonna lie,

it was like, you were coming out with aggressive takes.

You were not fucking around.

No, not.

And I was terrified of that.

Because I do not like aggressive takes.

Is that like to play a nice medium take?

Yeah, like Jason, do the aggressive takes.

Like you guys got that side of the family.

Yeah.

I'm holding down the middle takes.

And it looks silly that we've matched up.

All that.

Of course.

I feel like there's no fucking around over there.

No.

It's best.

It's the best, though.

Is it?

Yeah.

Okay.

It is.

What was your, what was your honest reaction

when you saw the text come through of the request?

All right, here we go.

We got to do it.

I can't not say no to this.

This is, this is something.

You could have said no.

I told you you could say no.

I owe you this.

You owe me nothing.

I only want to be a good brother in law

as you've been a good sister in law.

That's very kind.

Well, I'm very grateful you did agree to do this

because it is literally the perfect time

here during Super Bowl week.

It's rare we even typically get a chance

to speak this week of the year.

Yeah.

Because of the last five Super Bowls,

six, you have played in five of them.

So this is typically a busy time year.

Yeah, it's pretty crazy.

And I say that because I think, obviously,

I'm sure it still stings

that you guys didn't do what you wanted to do this year

because it does every time it doesn't end

in a hoisting the Lombardi.

Exactly.

But to have that on your resume,

not only individually, your accomplishments,

but your team.

The coaching staff you've been able to do it with,

Pat, the other staples you guys have on the chiefs.

That is unreal.

It's pretty insane.

And I kind of got the first,

like, step back this year when Pat went down

and we lost the last, however many games.

And I got to kind of cope with it in that moment

and still be in the building with coach Reed

and the guys that I love in Kansas City

and try and make it the best scenario possible

as the year ended there.

And then taking a step back

and really, like, looked around and been like,

man, this run has been crazy

and it feels weird not to be doing anything right now.

Like, I was talking to Edelman the other day

when he was doing the other podcast

and he was telling me how he's still

in, like, January grows his beard out

just because he, like, doesn't know any other way.

And I'm just like, man, I'd feel exactly what you're saying

because especially after a long season like that

and Jason does this almost year round

but now he's on TV.

So he keeps it a little cleaned up

but you just, you stop caring about how you look

because you're just going into the building

doing the same thing every Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday

and you just, you get into this, like, this mode of, like,

I'm beat up but I fucking love this

and I want to keep going.

I gotta keep remembering what I love this.

The next opponent, who is it?

Bring him in and it's just, it gets to that point

where now I'm like watching it

and yeah, it stinks.

It stinks especially because I felt like this year's team

in a lot of ways was better than last year's team

and last year's team, we only lost two games.

It was insane.

It feels a little weird that there's not, like,

there's not, like, an end cap to the weekend

in a way that there has been previously.

You've given us a really fun, really fun six years.

It's been nuts, man.

It's been nuts because obviously when you're in it

it all happens so fast.

So being able to take that step back this year

is just kind of like, I don't know,

I'm still proud of the work that we've done and-

You should be.

Who knows if we can keep that thing going?

I think it's a nice break to run it back next year.

Just, I already knocked on there.

Okay, there we go.

Now you're up for Walter Peyton Man of the Year at NFL Honors.

So congratulations.

It's your third nomination, is that right?

I think this is my first time-

I'm assuming that my first time being nominated

I can actually go to the stuff.

So I'll be at the Honors tonight

and then I'll be at the game.

I'll see you there.

Nice.

You hear you presenting?

Why the fuck would I be presenting?

Oh, Jason is.

Not gonna lie.

I think you'd be pretty good at presenting.

Thank you so much.

No, I'm not.

That sounds like my personal nightmare.

Jason is.

No, just like the pront you're just reading it from like-

Nope.

A football, like field away.

I'm gonna leave that to you.

We're gonna leave it to Jason.

Perfect.

I'm just gonna be up there saying,

I-

It'll just be the two second kids in the audience.

Like you doing great.

We believe in you.

Really hit that exclamation point, Jason.

So Memphis is, now you do so much incredible work

for Operation Breakthrough in Kansas City.

What have you been up to recently with them

in the ignition lab?

Well, that is a well-oiled machine

that has been going on-

Mary has a cover over there.

Mary Ellsman is the best.

She's one of my favorite people

and one of the biggest like community representatives

that I know in Kansas City.

She knows everyone, everyone loves her.

The kids that have gone through Operation Breakthroughs

from when they were in preschool.

I've been there long enough now

to literally see them go from preschool

into the ignition lab, get college degrees.

Those of you that don't know what the ignition lab is,

it's a bunch of programs

through science technology, engineering math

that give these kids opportunities

that they wouldn't have otherwise.

So there's a mechanic shop.

There's an entertainment studio.

My dad has done podcasts with the kids.

There's a culinary, there's a kitchen.

The kids are using everything that they can

in here to just create a business

or get an understanding of what exactly these opportunities are.

I had the absolute pleasure of being toured around by Mary

when we were in Kansas City

for one of the games against the Eagles.

You were saying that there's a culinary lab,

but there's also an agricultural side of things.

They have different like they plant crops

and make sure that they do compost

and all those types of things.

But then they're actually using those ingredients,

the herbs, all those things in the culinary lab.

And then they're using the graphic design labs

to create menus and things like.

So it's the most honestly, it felt like you were watching

an ecosystem.

It's pretty crazy.

And the cool thing is is that you could potentially

take that model and put it into other cities.

So that's what my 87 running,

my foundation's been trying to do into Cleveland.

It's a process.

Listen, there's a need for it in every city.

There is.

Because you need somebody like Mary

that's there running it and making it what it is.

And she's just, she's a superstar.

So shout out to Mary.

Appreciate you being you.

You're the, she's now we just have to clone her.

Yeah, perfect.

We need you to find the next real quick

for all the other cities we want to touch.

I hope this goes without saying we're so proud

of all the work that you've done.

And obviously knowing that it truly comes from your heart

to help the community that you currently live in

and then always giving back to Cleveland in any way

that you can.

So even if you don't win tonight,

Operation Breakthrough is going to win

because we're going to make a donation from not going to lie.

What?

Yes, of course, because we love what they're doing.

And we of course would like to say thank you.

And the best way to do that is to impact the communities

that you love.

So all right.

Now, of course, I, I guess we should get back to Queen

Emma's run down now because otherwise she'll lose her mind.

Coming up on today's Uncle Travis Super Bowl special,

I'm going to ask Travis as many of the questions

that you guys submitted for the Ask Me Some Things.

And we call it Ask Me Some Things

because these motherfuckers don't know when to quit.

You guys asked some of the most inappropriate questions.

We're not doing that.

This is the segment I also, this happens whether or not

you're here.

So just let's just be clear.

We said that boundary clear.

I'm also going to have Travis help me out with his first

ever-doomschool the week where we find out right from the source

if he is indeed a cool uncle and revisit

why it's famous naughty and sneaky clip.

Plus we're going to talk about my earliest days

with the Kelsey family.

But before we get into all of that,

let's start with a real one comment of the week.

And this one might have to go in the real one comment hall

of fame because it's so good I had to bring it back.

I just addressed this on the show recently.

Travis, as my guest, do you want to do the honors

and read this one?

It's from Tina on YouTube.

Tina, Tina on YouTube, why do the Kelsey family

swear so much?

At least Trevor and Kylie do.

So Trevor, what are your thoughts?

That is a bot if I've ever seen it.

Tina Dash, ID1ZQ.

Yes.

Let me be clear.

My initial reaction to this was.

The person is trolling everyone purposely getting

I said, who the fuck is Trevor?

That was how I started.

Trevor just sounds like an evil version of me.

Like it's like my second, like your alter ego.

My alter ego, that's just like, we don't let Trevor out.

Trevor only comes out when when shit goes down.

Yeah, when I was a kid and like a coach or a new like

dad would say Trevor instead of Travis,

I'd used to be like, people actually.

I mean, yeah, they're similar names in that regard.

Yeah.

You guys are fucking up.

You've never gotten Kayleigh?

Oh, I get Kayleigh.

That's what I'm saying.

Honestly, you don't want people to get me with Kelsey.

They call me Kelsey as if it's my first name.

And then they apologize and call me Kelsey again.

It's the most.

Listen, me and names are not, we're not.

You're not friends?

No, no, I do a lot of those like big guys and a man's

and sub dogs.

You are a big guy.

You're a big guy.

You're a big on big guy.

I'm a big guy, everyone.

I'm a big guy, little guys.

Yeah, but I feel like that makes people feel good.

And you deliver in a way that's like, you're like.

Oh, genuine?

I just don't know.

You're names.

I can't wait for the next person you've seen.

You're like, hey, big dog and like so many fucking just

miserable stories of me not knowing names.

The number of times I've leaned into your brother and been like,

that's.

I know.

I'm like, hey, so and so.

No, it's.

No, it's.

I called the VEEP.

I don't know if you've ever seen the show VEEP.

No.

Oh, Julia Dreyfus has a basically a handler who stands behind her

and whispers.

That's Tim and his daughter, ghost of Penn State.

And then she's like, how's your daughter Katie?

Is she enjoying Penn State?

And that's me and Jason.

So I was at the Phoenix Open yesterday before we went to New

like playing golf.

And the gentleman at the big 16th hole, it's like this one golf

hole has an entire arena around it.

It's crazy.

It felt like I was walking into like the Coliseum or something when I went through the tunnel.

And the guy hands me the microphone in my mind.

I was saying you're in Phoenix.

You're in Phoenix.

You're in Phoenix.

Oh, no.

Kansas City, what's up?

Because I had, I had a few drinks, but.

So in my mind, I'm putting myself in.

I got that from doing a Kelsey jam, this musical festival that I do out in KC all the time.

And I saw one of the artists going up to perform and their manager or somebody who was in their ear,

you're in Kansas City.

You are in Kansas City.

You are, do not forget.

You are in Kansas City.

And I'm pretty sure that that's like, that's pretty common.

If somebody's moving around like that, you get the wrong city.

There's nothing worse.

If I were to went up there, I would have got boots so bad.

Do you think?

I would have said anything but Phoenix.

I think if you had said Kansas City, I think if you go anywhere and you say Kansas City,

it would sound like you're addressing chiefs fans.

You know what I mean?

You're like, where are my people?

All right.

So if that happens, I think you just lean in.

Just gotta keep going.

And you're like, go chiefs.

Yeah.

You know, like lean in and be like, that was intentional.

Just keep that in your back pocket.

You're in Kansas.

You're not in Kansas City.

You're in Phoenix.

You're in Phoenix.

Well, now you're in San Francisco.

San Fran, I'm in San Fran.

Don't call it San Fran.

This is the only mic that I'm getting in front of.

Don't call it San Fran.

Can't call it San Fran.

You're not allowed to call it San Fran.

I'm not.

No, no one is.

It's SF or San Francisco.

One woman who I met on the street actually said to my face, it's triggering.

Which I'm concerned.

No, it's not.

Do not tell San Francisco people that we're kidding.

We're not.

We are a little.

I am standing on that.

That is not.

That should not.

Travis about to San Fran the fuck out of this.

Like what?

I'm gonna purposely say it to everyone from San Fran now.

Now, I have to get back to Tina.

Tina.

Tina and her Trevor.

So why do we swear so much?

I just, I feel like there's a level of not giving a fuck as the second kid.

That I think we just, we relate to that.

Yes.

And we don't do it in like an aggressive way.

We just kind of grew up and that's how, like, put people at ease.

Like, well, I'm not that serious.

I'm just fucking chilling.

It's, it also it.

Like, why are you putting so much power on those words?

Why are you getting offended by it?

It's just meant to emphasize your point, right?

That's it.

It just spices up your sentence a little.

And you could use those words for multiple things.

Like they're like universally, like, like shit could be a lot.

You could be a lot of different shit.

So shit applies to a lot.

Fuck applies to a lot.

Fucking right.

I say suck my ass out of place to a lot.

Oh, I say it on.

Did that Tina?

Suck my ass, Tina.

I actually say it on sales calls.

The sales team can confirm I say it on sales calls.

Nice.

Yeah.

Every so often we get a suck my ass.

That means we're not entertaining that.

Universal.

Because it applies to a lot.

Yeah.

All right.

That's it for real one comment of the week.

I just need to run that one back for you because the Trevor really got, I felt triggered.

Please don't throw Trevor out there, guys.

Don't do that to me.

This is Uncle Trav.

This is Uncle Trav.

Yeah.

This is Uncle Trav.

Okay.

We're going to be in there.

We're going to be in there.

Next up, we're going to do a segment called Can I Be Honest?

Brought to you by YouTube TV.

Don't settle for me.

Switch to YouTube TV.

In honor of my guest this week, we're going to get honest about the first time we met.

Oh, man.

And the early days of me joining the Kelsey family.

Back.

What was it?

Oh.

2015, 16, 15, 16, 16, 16, 16, 15.

I think 16.

I think it was the summer of 16, so I actually you supported me in my darkest of days.

And I want to say thank you.

Did I?

Yes.

Okay.

You came out to LA and supported me dating 50 women, one from each state.

Okay.

But be honest.

Was it?

Was it cancer for love?

But was I supportive?

But what?

But the real question is, was I supportive?

You were there.

I was physically there.

You were there.

Yeah.

You were there.

You were watching the episodes with us.

I was.

I looked over past the camera one time and you were right there.

Just.

That's when my face was too.

I was like.

It was like that.

Go Trav.

Now, the first time that we actually met was when you told the family that you were doing

that.

Hawaii.

We got to come and cheer you on in Pro Bowl.

That was actually really, really fun weekend.

That was very fun.

That was a blast.

It was a fun introduction.

I would like to bring up.

When you and Jason were at the pool for quite some time.

Yeah.

Having my ties.

Yes.

Okay.

Those didn't end well.

I have not brought this up in a long time.

Oh, God.

And we were in what was like a two bedroom with a little living room and a little kitchenette.

And I heard a commotion.

We'll call it.

In the living room.

Oh, God.

And I came out of the room.

Open the doors.

And I could see through the little cut cut out to the kitchenette that Jason was in the sink,

lapping up water like a dog.

Okay.

With the faucet on.

No cop.

Just taking it to the door.

You got to start to get that hydration in before you go to sleep.

Everyone knows that.

The best thing was when I looked to my left.

Oh, God.

And Travis was against the wall like this.

Staring forward while I was staring at the side of his head.

I didn't have anything to do with this.

I wasn't here.

Legitimately.

You were like, I am part of the wall now.

And you didn't say a word.

If I didn't move.

You weren't there.

You were camouflaged completely.

It was a debuff.

Those my ties hit a little bit stronger over their own turtle bay.

I know that.

Holy smokes.

Because before I went back to the room and left YouTube to your own devices.

I went over to Jason who was like this in the pool.

And I was like, hey, so I'm going back to the room.

And I think you should come.

I think we should just, I think we should go.

We've been here since the afternoon.

It's dark now.

Yeah.

And he went and stayed in the pool.

And I was like, okay, I'm leaving you here.

I don't know what's happening.

You look like a toddler having a tantrum.

Your parents get out of the pool.

It's time to go.

It was ridiculous.

That is so funny.

You remember that?

No.

It's stuck in there.

To be fair, I did not have as many my ties as you guys.

Yeah.

That might be the last time I had a my tie.

They did a number on me that I could never get.

I could face that right now.

Yeah.

Yeah.

No thanks.

Now, that was Hawaii was the first time we met.

Do you remember a meeting for the first time?

I mean, I remember that weekend, vaguely.

Can we get in that?

That was a lot.

I know.

A lot of my ties.

A lot of my ties.

But yeah.

What was your first impression?

That I had only seen.

Really, I had never seen Jason.

Like, how do I put this?

I do have I do have a question about that we.

Based on Jason's past girlfriends.

We're lack thereof.

Can we get in there?

You said, what?

There was one.

There was one, at least like your mom and dad remember him.

We'll call it dating with air quotes.

Because I don't even think that he would have said that he was dating.

Who knows?

Regardless that there was maybe one person.

Correct.

That's the thing.

So I had never seen him one.

Be so into someone.

But also, I had never seen someone be able to like kind of control the bear.

You know?

Like you.

Yes.

Channel is a great way to put it.

And him like not immediately fight back about it.

Like obviously he has his ways of just being Jason.

Yes.

And doing things his way.

But at the same time, it's like you gave him a reason to team up.

And he's the best team player in the world.

Yes.

Why he's so unbelievable at everything competitively.

But he's wholeheartedly in it.

And you were the first person I've seen him like actually like want to team up with.

And like, I don't know.

Respect their opinions.

Like you're really the only one still to this day.

You'd be surprised every so often in the whole ask me something.

And I'll give an opinion.

My favorite.

I can't remember what it was.

But in like recent years, I told him something.

I give him advice on something.

And maybe a week or two later, he came back and he was like,

I said, so like, how's it going?

He was like, well, Travis said.

Oh, no.

And then he proceeded to say, I shit you not.

No, I shit you not.

The exact same advice I had given him.

Like you and I gave the exact same feedback.

And the best part is.

And he was like, and then I like looked into it.

And I was like, you know what?

Travis right.

And I was like, this is one of those moments.

This is about being a team player.

Okay.

We still got there.

We did.

Whether you had to say it or I said it, we still got there.

Nice.

So that was good teamwork.

And I appreciate your effort.

Listen, I'm always.

I'm always team player.

I think I think obviously you came in.

And it like gave him a reason to be a better person.

And I saw that from the jump.

And it's because of how amazing of a person you are and how you care

yourself.

And it was it was cool seeing that at the beginning stages and seeing

where you guys are now.

Because you guys really did just like create this awesome like team

and like little community of amazing little people.

Gosh, they are a mess.

We're a mess.

But we're having fun together.

Yep.

Um, what had Jason already told you about me?

Do you remember?

Nothing.

No, me and Jason, we never talked about any of that stuff.

We're just like, so how much you weigh in?

I will say you've been taping.

What are you doing for recovery?

Yeah.

You know what happened?

Yeah.

Jason is notorious for that.

He will come back.

And I will find something out from someone else.

And I will say, hey, did you know that this happened?

And he will say, yeah.

And I'm like, oh, weird.

You didn't tell me.

And he'll be like, yeah.

And so then I'll ask questions.

I'll say like, well, what happened?

And he's like, don't know who was there.

Don't know.

I can't remember.

When did it happen?

I don't know.

I think for these details, if you want me to,

no, he doesn't go that far.

He's like, I don't know.

And I don't care to know.

And I call them girl questions.

Yeah.

Because there are only questions girls would ask.

Hey, there's maybe so much better at that.

And getting the details.

You get the details?

That's what we want.

Those are girl questions.

Jason doesn't fucking care.

I'll go through an entire day like yesterday.

I was going through the new, the other podcast party.

Yes.

The whole time I'm saying hi to all these familiar faces.

And some friends of tailors that I've been in the football world

that I've been able to introduce her to.

And I'm just like, all right.

I got to remember, saw that person.

I got to remember, saw that person.

I'm like throwing them in like my memory bank.

Don't forget.

Because she's going to want some details.

Because she didn't get a chance to go.

Yes.

And you're like, details.

That's so caring of me.

And then the beers just make a lot of the details go away.

And you're just like, this is how I'd ever remember the details.

Right, right, right.

Blame the garage beer.

It's a good product.

Yep.

It's a great product.

And it will help you forget the girl questions.

Now, um, did Jason tell you about his plan for proposing ahead of time?

Did he?

Did he?

Yes.

This is the only time I was like, I was like, oh, you had the girl.

The girl answers.

Did you really?

But yes, he had this whole.

I knew more about the details of what he wanted to do than I did him telling me the details of how he actually did it.

If that makes sense.

Sure.

You don't know what happened.

You know what was supposed to happen.

I was supposed to happen.

Okay.

But I don't even steal to this day.

No, exactly how it happened.

Sure.

What was supposed to?

Do you remember what was supposed to happen?

He was supposed to serenade you.

Oh.

What the fuck?

You didn't hear this?

Jason was, yes.

He was breaking news.

What?

Am I the only one who knew?

I'm sorry.

What?

Yes.

There was a scenario.

Tell us all the grantees.

There was a scenario from what he was saying that your dad did for your mom.

Oh, no.

Do you know about this?

I know how my dad asked my mom.

He can bleep this so that the crew knows my dad.

What's there of it?

Well, that's not what Jason told me.

But he was going to sing.

I thought there was a moment where your dad may have sang to your mother.

No.

I don't know.

I don't know.

He there now.

See the details.

I like this.

All got crossed up.

I thought he was going to serenade you and be outside the house.

And you were going to hear him singing and he was going to come out.

I thought I remembered hearing that from him.

Okay.

Looking back on it now, that was never going to happen.

No, he asked me on the front lawn of my parents house.

Not so.

Still outside.

Still outside.

Still outside.

We were still outside.

He went inside.

I thought he had to take a shit because he was like, I got to go back in the house.

And I was like, we're not stopping on the way home to like you should go take a shit.

And he came back out within two seconds, which if you know your brother, that's not how long that takes.

Not to.

He went in to ask and lease their permission.

Nice.

And it was a quick ask because of course they were like, yeah.

That's awesome.

Yeah, it was, yeah, a bunch of bullshit.

Well, he didn't serenade you that time.

I know he has multiple times though.

Yeah.

Oftentimes when intoxicated.

One of the first times we ever hung out.

Do you like, do you like raspy, like low raspy or do you like high raspy?

I like when he goes low raspy.

Oh, all right.

Yeah, he has a character to his voice.

He does.

No, 100%.

And he likes to make jokes that like he's not a good singer.

He knows he's a good singer.

He knows he's going to send it and have fun doing it.

And that sounds good.

And everyone enjoys hearing it.

There you go.

He made it entire two albums.

Yeah, you did.

Of course I'm sorry.

Yes, he did.

That's crazy.

We don't talk about that around here.

For fear of it.

Oh, yeah.

Forgot.

Nope.

Nope.

The voice of an angel.

You.

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Next up, it is the UncleTrap special.

So it's only fair that we do Doom Scroll of the Week,

UncleTrap edition.

Let's Doom.

Now, first up, Doom Scroll.

I actually already gave my take on how UncleTrap would respond

in the scenario.

But now I'm going to go right to the source.

Queen Emma, the clip, please.

It says, my son calling my sister

to see if she would sign a paper with a bad grade.

I am really quick.

So I got a really good degree on the test today

and I was wondering if you could sign my mom's signature

because she doesn't, like,

I don't want her to see it

because, like, I'm really scared that I'm going to be in trouble.

Yep.

Three letters.

Run my bike over.

Yep.

I'm so happy.

Thank you.

Didn't ask any, didn't even ask what...

Not a single question.

Nope.

No details.

Nothing.

No girl questions.

Nothing.

None.

No extra.

How quickly would you tell Wyatt,

yep, in this situation?

Well, we know I would definitely sign it.

But you guys would know I'm signing it.

Really?

Yeah.

I don't think I could just be like,

so I'm going to...

But I'm going to let you guys know that she's failing.

She's failing and you guys need to know that.

Sure.

But you didn't hear from me.

Right.

And you heard it from me.

That's shame on you.

That's fair.

Okay.

Take it to the grave that you told us.

Yeah.

But you're going to let us in that you did sign a test.

100%.

Okay.

That's fair.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

But they got to know that they have somebody to come to.

Yes.

No matter what.

For sure.

And I'll always be that for them.

But at the same time, it's like this sometimes.

I was the knucklehead though.

It was like just not even asking my parents.

It's kind of signing it myself.

And that didn't end that well.

Charles.

Yeah.

So yeah.

Charles signs off on this.

We are close jungles.

No, when I was already small.

You've already said this.

You'reいました.

Like a Mister Olga.

Okay maybe between her and Justin吧?

rotations.

awia here.

Wait.

Wait.

Wait.

Wait.

Wait.

Wait.

Wait.

Climbing.

Climbing.

Just keep.

After you.

Awesome.

What's the finale at school?

origin which is having fun.

So little. She was so little. Oh, no. Okay. So what is your best guess as to where

why it heard Nadia and Sneaky before? I mean, it has to be you. A lot of people thought

that maybe I was saying it about you. That's where she got that. Like, oh, Uncle Travis

audience. It wasn't she heard you say that about somebody else and then I would think that I

had said it about her. Oh, that makes it. So I do want to clear that up. That make

I don't think Uncle Travis naughty or sneaky. Yeah. He's he's a well-known flanker. I know,

I'm but that's like an all day. Yeah, but that's not an audience. Sneaky. That's that's very

straightforward. That's just survival. Right? That's how he's gotten this far in life. That's how

he's lived this long. I'm still offended. That hurt me for like the thousandth time when she told

me, I don't want you to have it. I was like, what did I do? No. Have you dared to put another

wig in front of why it since this happened? Well, that was I mean, I'll throw a wig on right now.

Okay. With why? Let's see what we can line up for next time. Forget where that pink. I think Jason

came home. Jason had it because he was doing the beard painting and all that. Oh, when he

shaved his head. Yeah. So he just had that laying around and I put it on. Yeah, she didn't like it.

She did not. And you know what's great. There was no question about whether or not she

liked it. She said, no, you're not supposed to be wearing that. That is not for you, sir. The best.

What are some other things that you do with the girls or that the girls make you do when you're

visiting? Because I'm on record saying that you are airtime. I mean, airtime. They do not. They

want to be anti-gravity. That's true. They want to be in the air, flying, acting as planes. I just

like that when both you and Taylor are around, that all of the kids are like, well, many things are

like this. Don't work. That's ridiculous. Right? All the whole time. And then the big girls are like,

you could throw us for seven hours straight. Yeah. 100%. Yeah. How's your shoulder feel about that?

It's got to get me. Oh, they're we're good now. We're good now. I got some good. Got a whole

note. I didn't do anything in January. So the shoulder is great right now. Great. Okay. I'll let

them know. Exactly. I feel like I'm always like making up for the last like, from the last time

I saw them to now on all the airtime that they're missing out on. Sure. So I have to like you have

to get it back up to where where it should be. But you already know they're the best. I have so much

fun just throwing them every which way and going outside. I will say I think I think people probably

assume this, but I'm sure that people want to know and they want confirmation that you are

the best uncle. You come in and you give them your undivided attention. You get down on the floor

with them. You play whatever they ask you to play. You like really engage with them in a way that like

and I think you already know this because you do it. But like they don't care like what you bring.

You could bring like candy and toys and like that's all fine. What they're the most excited about

what they're going to talk about for weeks afterwards is getting thrown around or getting to play

barbies on the floor or getting to do things that like is just about the quality time and having

your attention. Yeah. And you have to as as the the mom of the house as the one that's keeping all

of that together, I can just be a kid like I'm just we're going in there. I'm just adding to the

madness and just coming a toddler with them as you like make sure that everyone's safe and

yes. We're good. Maintain boundaries. Being around them just makes you want to be a kid again.

It's the best. They're so fun. And they love when Uncle Trav comes to visit.

Uncle Trav loves to come visit them. Next up on the Uncle Trav scroll. Jason, I recently revisited

the topic of how long we'd let you babysit the girls. Is Uncle Trav is still allowed? Oh,

still not allowed to babysit. I keep getting asked this question when our babies are still at

like a crucial age. Yeah. Where it would not be nice to do to Travis to make him babysit

all four kids right now. If there was a situation where I needed him to babysit the older three kids,

I'm good luck. Trav see you in a couple days. Like I'd fucking I'd I'd ditch them. Yeah. I'm

working on getting that to at least at number up. At least a couple hours. Honestly to be fair. And

I said this. I it's it's always we always ask at the worst time. Because the last time we talked

about it, Finn was still nursing and and she's very into mom right now. Nice for whatever reason.

How long would you feel confident babysitting all four girls?

However long you would need a babysitter. Yeah. Yeah. I think we're just going to come drop

and walk out. Yeah. Come on. We're going to do that. We're going to do the knockup. And then

we're going to be driving away by the time you make it to the door and all four of them are going to

be on the stoop like we're here. You don't got to throw at me with a good time. See you in a week.

Blast. Do you need to be coached up or you think you got it? Is there anything that you would be

like I'm going to need some some information on that? Not a big directions guy. You know like the

manual to the TV and all that like that is that is known in the family. I feel like I got some

decent parameters. See it's funny. You say it like that. If you ask big Ed Kelsey, he will always say

you are not an instruction sky that Jason's the one who would read the Legos through all the way

through and then start and you were the one that was winging it. Maybe a couple extra pieces at

the end but you were you had it. We didn't need those. I think they give you a few extra pieces.

That's the thing. There was always like that was with running jokes like oh there's more pieces

and Travis's like like they look identical. Clearly they were not even talking about.

That's where extra. Last on Doom Scroll we looked for the cutest otter on TikTok that we could find

in your honor. Have you met an otter? No. I'm waiting for that moment. Well catch one in the wild.

You mean that you want so many things? Okay to be clear. Everyone that is you want to see one in

the wild. When you say catch one in the wild you don't mean physically okay just great okay just

grab it like just want to make sure. Catch it catch it outside and just like see it doing

its otter thing. It wouldn't that be the most exciting or you get to see it in its natural habitat.

It's going to happen. But maybe they want to be friends a little bit. Is that always your hope

because that's always my hope? Is that if I meet an animal? Every time I go past some sort of like

creek or river in my mind there's an otter standing up on a rock waving to me. Like I've had dreams

like this. This is crazy. It's just like I just know they're like the friendly. That's my friend

trash. What's up man. What's up big dog. Um as a special surprise from us uh here at NGL

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and of course we use your legal name. We use Uncle Trav. Bring officer to get. So now you have

even more of a reason to come to Philadelphia. First of all big zoo guy. That's for you.

Yes and I will say you might need your plugs because we visited them during a fuck around and find

out episode. Oh my god. It was deafening. I felt bad for our sound guy. I will say I think the

giant river otters are not quite the cute fuzzy ones that you are thinking are waving to you from

a rock. They're not they're not the same. But these guys are fucking hilarious. Giant river otter.

Mm-hmm. There's a big old boy. We'll look into it. They're cute.

Uncle Trav can't wait to meet you dude. It says oh as a zoo parent. That's you.

All right. When I longed the zoo would let me babysit. I'd let you babysit the kids longer

than they would let you babysit a giant river otter. I just pull up with some sardines and

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number one first up a hard hitter from sga a 1 1 what are Travis's thoughts on you and the girls

getting a cat has he helped to convince Jason i i'm pro cat i know that Jason acts as if he's not

pro cat we had the coolest cat growing up i talked about flash all the time flash was an assassin

yes she was she would snuggle up next year when she was in the house yes she would come by and say hi

she was definitely the homie i think Jason can't like replace flash i think flash is such a like

deep seated trauma it's such a like pinnacle she was so amazing she was she's on like the she's on

the like top shelf of like cats and i think it's gonna be hard yeah like she used to like do stuff like

bring birds in for Jason and leave her offerings in his room you know like i do know that every time

someone references flash there is a reference to like the middle of the night fight club that she

was holding on the street oh it was the best yeah shit out of the neighborhood cats we talk about

it all the time the little cat go pros you guys seeing those things yes where they they literally

like meet up in alleys with other cats i was like i thought this was all just a movie yes no this

is no it's legit i didn't see rodents and like that until i went to college like that's why i

want a cat and all that like nothing was ever around the house hot take i actually want a cat

for road and control so anyone who like i'm fine if a cat snuggles i want that cat to be a stone cold

killer get you some barn cats that's what that's what we're gonna do there you go that's my way in

gotta yeah do you want me to i do you want me to brutally press it no it's okay when we be a

therapist and like we like chase them oh we have to how do cats make you feel do you miss flash

do you miss tell me about what it meant to you when she was gone there's a lot of people who are like

just bring one home or get uncle traved to gift one and we have an agreement no heartbeats only

no one kind of heartbeat oh no i actually found this out the other day is that donkeys protect

the land yes i didn't know that they're they're like guardians yeah it took somebody to like tell me

like no no that's why everybody always has just like one donkey on their property that has like

but they don't want to be alone one day i'm gonna have a donkey too because they don't want to be

alone we had we had a good friend of ours Evan Davis says you know he's family had a bunch of i

think a couple go so they had a donkey yeah and it was the coolest pet of course it was you see

that thing with the stiff neck you start running over to you they're so cute a bunch of people say

just get the cat and i don't think that they understand that that's not how a relationship works

should be bringing things to the house no especially something like that don't you want everyone

to have buy-in yeah we're gonna we're gonna get to a point where the cat will come and it will be

welcome by all yeah it's not right now at all it's probably not in the near future either but here

we are uh from at struggling college film kid how does Trav feel about Kai wearing red to chief

schemes but never actually chief skier doesn't bother me one bit i appreciate that you're even there

that's all i care about you could combine in my brain every single time you i would not do that

you would him because you're the best but and you want to support me but i completely

understand you'd not wearing anything but big head would disown me yeah and a lot of

Philadelphia would have a problem with this yes we've seen this with just Jason wearing isn't that

crazy yeah right that's weird to me that's weird to me because even though Jason played his whole

career in Philly he did not grow up a Philadelphia Eagles man so and hot take you're his fucking brother

above that what yeah and also it's not like you've played your entire career at the chiefs

so it's not like Jason's out here like putting on this jersey putting on that jersey well now he is

because he fucks around on Monday night but he's a fan of the game he is a big football fan yeah

and then i've got my green in the closet like i've taken so many of Jason's jerseys that he has no

idea i have it's the best good just see those things we don't need after a game i was just

you're paying it over by the laundry bed just lift it didn't have a kelly green one you're coming home

with me um no i will always wear red for you i will of course wear bear cats yeah because that's

as close as it gets to wearing something that would be chiefs and i'd cheer for the chiefs and

if people see me in person i will tell people all the time go chiefs i just saw me seven jersey

yesterday yesterday what day is today yesterday nice and we were talking about how much we love

the chiefs nice thank you so i'd listen this you guys got to cut the shit

get off my bat yeah leave kyle next from real one v mcdougal we talked about it briefly what did

Taylor say about her broken chair well i had to like present it to her because i like i felt bad

of just like she didn't hear that commotion no she didn't she wasn't in the house but i

me and Jason talked about it right after they were like should i just super glue it and like the

next person that sits in it breaks it yeah and then i looked at how bad i broke it i'm like

not possible i'm gonna need like a whole roll of duct tape to fucking put this thing back together

the way it was like splintering and this lovely chair but all right yeah i had to walk in with like

just the back holding pieces like how much did you love this chair this you i have never seen

you sitting this chair you don't care about it right right uh what's the most memorable thing

that you've broken at the house when you were a kid you and Jason do you remember man the garage door

windows i don't remember that all the windows you're talking about the other garage so the first

garage in north ridgeville i notoriously got in the car and it went forward and i went through the

garage door so broke that garage but our entire childhood we used the garage doors at the cleven

heights house as backstops like it was like it was like we could say it was like you know the tennis

walls that they have at parks yes like for some reason we had a tennis racket in a bunch of tennis

balls and i would just fucking try to dent it yeah Pete samples that thing to death um and then it

was like the backstop when like we would play catch so the windows on it were broken i'm assuming hockey

shops there's holes yes exactly there's holes in it from the hockey pucks and the street hockey balls

and all types of athletic stuff because i'm i'm pretty sure it was like it was everything it was

footballs it was you name yeah like you could see like the imprint from like a basketball on on

the wall is like it's like we painted it like a sports complex and uh it was like guess the den

yes so but that was i would say the most memorable for me was either the the office the computer

window or the the floor in the living room Jason so so i'll start with the computer um at the

house alone probably middle school eighth grade somewhere around there my dad had just got me a

wooden baseball bat and i hadn't used it yet but we had this like big net we had this like net

that wasn't that big but it was there and i was like trying to like just feel what it felt like

to hit it on the sweet spot yeah hit it over just over the net like graze the top of the net and

went straight into my dad's office window and he's not at the house so i'm thinking

what dad don't know won't hurt him so i just start sweeping up some of the glass and i closed the

uh the storm window as the regular window and just kind of like left it and like didn't say

anything for like the next i guess my dad went back there to like mess with a few plugs and saw that

there was just like shattered glass everywhere because i only grabbed the big pieces

there's like what the hell happened here and then saw the window and it's in canary hey there's

like a month two months later oh you know what are you idiot oh yeah that had no idea which one of

you idiot is broke the fucking window or this i'm just sitting there like playing video games

huh oh i don't know a window who yeah he knew exactly what it was

and then there's the floor the floor in the living room another you know sweeping on the rug kind of

thing uh me and Jason the head unsupervised at the house uh this is probably middle school issue again

and when i say unsupervised like parents run into the storm back um but me and Jason are we're

wrestling we're wrestling then he suplexes me throws me into the couch and as i hit the couch

i feel like me go through the couch into the floor and like through the floor and we probably had

just kind of like push the couch in another direction

didn't my mom or dad had no idea until one day i think my mom uh or my dad was like

either one of them was like cleaning up the house and vacuuming and like turn around let me

get under the couch and get some of this stuff under the couch and realize we had a hole in the floor

that he could probably fit two tennis shoes in but yeah that was probably it was that big it was

enormous me and Jason literally sat there like we can there's no turning back we have to hide this

forever we have to take this to the grave yeah next up um scrapbook says is there a group chat with

the four of you Jason Kai Travis and Taylor uh and is it as fun as we think it is um well i'll

say this you can say none of your damn business yeah i'll say this because i tell people that all

the time one here of course there's a group chat there is a group chat we yeah we're that's it

that's all you get yeah 100% haha uh next up from football girly pop do y'all have a favorite viral

moment of each other um i answered this question about Jason recently because he has lots um and

within this question it became clear that you also have lots so let's just let's come up with a

couple uh fight for your right you gotta fight a lot of fight clips of you can't do that that's fun um

sounds with beastie boys i didn't mean to be that a part of that song uh but i appreciate you guys

for creating it and letting me be a part of it at least you haven't told me you hate me yet so

how could you it's all in good fun i'm just fighting for my right dudes

it's a party i don't know uh on stage at the eras tours backup dancer that was that was pretty

uncertain you did a great job i was pretty insane i had never felt so small ever in my life

that's crazy because you've been in false stadiums but it's that was a whole different animal yes

yes i felt like i was like an ant because the the on a football field like you're you have space yeah

there's not a thousand people right up on you and then you look into the stands and it's like not

light on the crowd it's just a kind of like yes a dark like holy shit there's a lot of people here

yeah and um but yeah that wasn't you nailed it uh thin dropper it's i promise that's all that

was going it was the same as phoenix you're like phoenix phoenix phoenix don't drop it don't drop it

don't drop it don't drop it perfect you nailed it right foot that foot uh chuggy and beer after getting

your diploma at the live i did say nice yeah uh touchdown dances gifting coach Rita cheeseburger

snl all of these are viral moments i will say one of my absolute favorites i think it was outstanding

comedic timing by you was the white house podium oh god that shit was fucking hilarious that's hilarious

it was so funny fellow americans i was like in my head like trust say no no you nailed that so it was

the perfect amount it was you nailed it you nailed it everyone thinks that i tapped

president Biden on the shoulder and like flanked him and that is not true

i did not flank the president just to get on the mic but you thought about it no he just

he just kind of opened the game he was just good open the game you were like let me step in okay

you're gonna let me say something there's an open podium let me step up to that nailed it um there

are not a ton of viral Kylie moments so um you don't have to answer the other side of this question

and we actually i gotta i gotta think of what nope nope we're not we can't even we can't even go

there because it always ends up in the yep uh last question from Natalie Rose patiently waiting

to hear about Trav's best man's speech so do you remember giving a best man's speech and

I do it was a very i mean you nailed it i don't think to be fair saying that because i don't

think anyone had any doubt that you nailed it did you i did because i wrote it as i was like putting

my suit on you did procrastinated like a Kelsey and just waited until like i wrote my vows

the night before brilliant thank you because when the feeling strikes you you will and there's

that creative push yes and uh you have to get this done and ADHD when the pressure is on and you

procrastinated too long suddenly your brain's like i'm ready to work and it's just like all right

you got something go for it it's not here sitting here being like oh should i do this should i do

that should i do this should i do that now it's like an entire hour and nobody wants to sit

through an hour long wedding speech no you you were the perfect amount of time i didn't know i

know how you balance the emotional and the funny do you remember anything in particular from

giving the speech um i mean other than talking about Jason and trying to make everyone laugh about

that just like letting you know that i just got like the coolest sister like that was yeah that was

that's all i remember and how and how he was the she's the she's so sweet and nice and she's so

kind and so polite and then we go to the shore because it was Hawaii was one where we first met

yes and then we go to the shore and all of a sudden we're at ocean drive and i hear a

mother fuck i'm like holy shit where did this woman come from this is why at the snap of a

finger Jason's like huh whatever you say yeah that was that's good stuff oh no i think i know

what you're talking about the do you remember the little nook we were in an od man good times

over there at the shore uh shout out to the ocean drive we love it there um all right that's it

for ask me some things and our real one questions um all right now how do i do i mean you're you're

ten times better than me Jason it is you actually have a flow and you've looked at the rundown

we look like you're actually you're this is oh wait can we set the record straight

is intern brin and intern of course he is he's been that intern sorry brin and i tried

last thing for this special episode travis i couldn't possibly let you go without uh let's call

it a sisterly roast okay to be clear i have been i feel like one of the things that we bonded over

early was your fashionable sense oh god and my lack thereof now my initial reaction to these photos

was laughter uh huh you did a great job oh let's go these all these photos are from your gq photo shoot

which was a blast shout out to everybody at gq um so i i have questions thank you for acknowledging this

that's a pretty big hat all right look every outfit i put on yes i would laugh

so you did too yes i'm like this is hilarious and they're going to put me in the swamp yes they're

actually coming for these style choices right now if you can hear the sirens um you should have

seen the the indigenous Floridians that were staring at me with his hat on as they were trying to

hand me no the oh the people on set oh yeah okay oh yeah well we didn't just go straight into the swamp

with like nobody are you are you actually holding well 100% you're holding a crocodile there yeah it's

not okay that's real that's incredible first of all breathe i think it was heavy wasn't

it's heavy and what you don't realize is that i'm standing on lily pad roots i was just about to

ask that question did they check under your feet 15 feet deep and i'm just standing on the roots

of the lily pads right there see this is why i wanted to get into this because on one hand you're

looking at this and you're like this ridiculous but this was like a legitimate feat that you accomplished

here i was proud of myself did you get the bag dirty no okay great oh my gosh

sure most would have law would have killed me okay more questions okay um what type of

construction were you doing in the ocean i was doing turtle construction it was doing water

moving yep getting

uh you know and is the horse under the water or was it a sea horse what's happening with the cowboy hat

the the cowboy hat and the the construction vest yes they were at the same there was like one look

this is one look yeah and then we were like maybe do one without the other because they were clashing

with the water oh you had them on at the same time at one point yes and then yeah okay so that

actually this is a great this was actually great decision making because that would have been too much

right it was it was way too much and then you split it and this is clearly not too much this is

exactly what it's supposed to be no that's that's enjoying the water after after a hard day's work

sure on site we're freshing dip great what else do we have yep how sweaty okay so this

shoot was in south Florida it was literally in the Everglades yes so fuzzy here we go again

with a fuzzy hat smaller fuzzy in June in June in June how how were you in that peacock

I was sweating my tail off for you it was that was the most uncomfortable part is that I'm sitting

here trying to make a serious face for the shot yes knowing how because you're professional no

like knowing how bogus I look and feel you know I thought that was pretty cool that shot that's

actually you get the old you get the old car but I I was literally sweating bullets the entire like

down your face yes you're trying to pretend like you're not like it just wasn't happening

and that's why you and it got to the point where you're like like trying to like you're staying in a

little yeah and then like Jason would say that that's what your eyebrows are for who now I'm more

of a these are like a visor for me and the sun yeah I can I can block the sun out real fast with these

just the best thank you Ed Kelsey all right that's it for my commentary no further questions but

I think it's clear that that there's a reason you were featured in GQ in that shoot because clearly

you're a professional fighting through the others like that clear I was willing to do fun silly

stuff like that um and have fun with it you know lawbrows the one that was designing me and like

put me in all that fun stuff it was a part of like making sure that it looked right and look cool

and came out great like that is that I just like trusted the process and everybody with it I was

just like yeah whatever you guys got you didn't even pull out the the cool one I did in in the ocean

the other ocean one do we know that one the one I will say there was a pack on my feet oh I will

say there was there was a moment in going over the rundown where Emma was like we're gonna bring up

the GQ shoot and I was like let's have some be selective yeah that well so this was actually

I had how many times did you eat shit believe it or not I didn't that is I'm trying to

it was it was that is such a Kelsey brother bullshit nonsense that is I'm mad it was get up and then

I kind of like slowly fell down the guy so you don't know how those words you're you controlling it

you're attached to a guy on a jet ski okay and he's through the jet skis like that's what's

giving engine that's what's giving you the the water going through so that guy was perfect every time

it looked like I was about to just like tail off yeah he would he would yeah he's off the

gas a little bit and then that would kind of like ease me back down and I could get my bearings yeah

so but yeah no that was that was a blast and my quads were burning uh next time I go on the other

podcast you have every right to find the most ridiculous photos of me intern Brandon can find so I'm

going to give you a key in there we got to get her down in my chalk tailors that's best I got

and that's a wrap on our uncle trave superbowl special thank you trave

okay good I will say this is one of the one of the very few interviews that I've done that I

haven't been super swatty and nervous so I was gonna fuck it up because I just figured like

no I'm fucking up for you no I'm just we're just be here shoot the shit fuck around with this

run down and make Emma sweat you also have like important people coming on here they're actually

doing like cool shit in life so it's like I knew guys don't I haven't had a job in a month

I don't this is all he's got going on guys like the first time I have nothing no getting

well thank you so much for taking the time I you just let me know when I get another chance to come

on here I'm gonna go find some that more queen I'm gonna hear you thank you so so much and

go chiefs oh yes they've actually heard it multiple times but I'm saying it in front of you

so that you make sure you hear it thank you you know I always say and out of respect co-birds thank you

see and that's on being family okay I'll be back next Thursday with a brand new episode

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