Lex Is Terminally Special

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CLIP OF THE DAY: Lex Is Terminally Special 




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Thanks, Rhonda.
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She right you off.
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What's up?
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Does she right you off when you taxes?
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She should.
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Do you write me off on your taxes?
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Well, you are dependent.
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No, I just--
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She said I am independent, so yes.
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I wanted you to thank you for participating in the Make a Wish,
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foundation and take me off my hands.
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I'm glad you finally got your wish.
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[LAUGHTER]
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Yeah, you got your wish.
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I'm still confused by this whole thing.
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What do you mean?
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Why she likes me?
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[LAUGHTER]
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Yeah, I'm with you.
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Why she likes me?
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[LAUGHTER]
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Why do you like me anyway?
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This is one of the Earth's biggest mysteries.
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Here we are.
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How do people like you?
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This is one of the Earth's biggest mysteries.
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So was the Make a Wish that I made your wish come true?
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Yes, that's what they think.
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Yes, yes.
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I think it's the other way around.
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I think I saved you from a horrible one.
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Usually those are terminal.
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What's the timeline looking like?
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Oh, he's terminally--
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He loves.
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I almost said something, but I'ma keep it.
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No, you said it.
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No, I can't tell you.
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No, you can't tell me.
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No, no backs.
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You say--
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I can't say it.
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You can't tell me what?
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Yes, you can.
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He terminally special.
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Oh, what?
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[LAUGHTER]
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I'm making you the ace.
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[LAUGHTER]