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Hear comedian Roisin Conaty and guests, Natalie Cassidy and Joe Wilkinson dissect all the action and backstage gossip from the new series of the smash-hit TV show, Last One Laughing UK, on Audible’s official companion podcast. Laughing allowed! Search for The Last One Laughing Official Podcast wherever you're listening to this.
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British Scandal — Listen Now: The Last One Laughing Official Podcast. Machine-transcribed; use the interactive transcript above to jump the player to any line.
Alice, we need to talk about something very serious. Matt, if this is about what you saw when you walked into the studio the other day, I am so... It's worse than that. Oh, God. I've been laughing out loud repeatedly. But it's become a problem. That is a problem. That is against the rules of last one laughing. You would be out in seconds. I really would. And it's all because of this new podcast, the last laugh with the brilliant Rochene Colony. She's dissecting each moment of last one laughing UK. And I can't stop. She is so good. Okay, so for anyone that doesn't know about this, I'm frankly aware of you been. Last one laughing was Amazon Prime's biggest comedy hit last year. Comedians trying not to laugh while making each other laugh is basically psychological warfare, but funny. The last one to laugh wins. Series 2 is out now. An audible is bringing you the official companion podcast where Rochene and guests from the show, David Mitchell, Joe Wilkinson, Diane Morgan, Sarah Pasco, Unpack it all. The backstage gossip, the tactics, the moment that didn't make the cut. It's like a DVD commentary, which I used to love. Right, we're going to play you a clip from the first episode
so you can hear what all the fuss is about. If you like it, search for the last laugh, the last one laughing podcast, wherever you're listening to this. Outside of work, what are the most inappropriate times either of you have ever laughed at something? I always laugh at my children's parents' evenings. I find it so boring. And I know that I should be really filled with kind of enthusiasm, but everything they're saying, I know already. I'm their mum. Like, they can't say anything to me. And even if they're like, oh, they've done so, so well, not with a lot of fucking doing that, I'm in my head. So I always have a slight giggle to myself. Is it because if they say something like, they're such a lovely, yeah. And then you go, do you think? Absolutely, am I? Do you, do you think you don't know the half of it? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Just sitting there and just like, ah, she's an absolute angel. Yeah, she's a lovely angel. Yeah, I was just there going, I'm glad. She's very much. Please, she's all right for you. I don't want to go on. Someone passed away and they had their funeral in, it was in the countryside and we all drove up to the church.
And just forgot there, there was a cow standing in the road. And how nowhere this bull pushed for a fence and started humping it. We could see the mourners going in. And this cow was getting humped like 50 foot from the church. And I was just sitting there and my friend was driving and she was like, what do I do? And I said, what we don't do is upset it. He said, I mean, so we just sat there, we had to sit there till it finished and then drove in. So that was, that was in my head the whole time through the, through the service. It was. Oh, God. But on a lighter night, my, my friend was the first of her mates to get married. So he's like in his 20s. And so there's loads of friends from school at the wedding. And it was quite a big church and they'd obviously been told to speak up. So they said, do you take, I won't say they know, because that's like 25 years ago. So they said, do you take to be your northerly wedded husband? And she said, really loudly, I do!
I would have been fine to say, my mate, next to be lent in when, all right, girl. I felt ostracized from the whole wedding, because they like, they just didn't stop laughing. It's like we, you know, this looks like we're doing it deliberately. Yeah. But we're not. And we're trying to be respectful. And just can't untie it. Yeah. But watch it in that zone. Yeah. And it's like, I'll get flashbacks about it now. Yeah. Mind you see if someone, even a serious situation, if someone, you know, if they haven't spoken to the issues and they're swinging their voice breaks in any way, like it is even, can be, like, if I'm in a business meeting or something, and someone goes, well, I love a bit. And then they're like, oh, yeah, my foot. And then it carries on. And my brain, I'm like, don't think about it again. I just don't know why. Next up, I'm a burning question for you. Every episode of Last One Laughing, we find one question that's been asked and put it to our guests here. This time, we're asking courtesy of Alan Carr. Who's the fittest person with a mustache that you've ever seen?
There's a couple of choices. One's sitting there. She's right. And the question is, look, you've got a red eye. Is that it for that? Look, he's like a beacon now. Yeah, he's. Now, he's very handsome, man. And the other one I'd go for would be Oliver Hardy. Oliver Hardy. Really brewing. He's taking away the effect of the first choice. The blushing's gone. Now, there's rage. As a young, oh, yeah, young one. No, not where he's on parke, losing it. No, no, no, yeah, young, you know, in the films. Oh, no, everyone, Hardy. Yeah, Lauren Hardy. We on about we don't know. Oh, okay. Think you're going for a reed. I think we're not only reed. What's going on? Why was I think we're not only reed? I have a hard way to like to see Oliver Hardy. Oh, by me, that's mean. What? I'd love to see Oliver Hardy on parke. Yeah, that's it. Yeah. Wow. Yeah, when I was young, I used to sit and watch all the films. Yeah. And I've got a real, I really find them so funny. Well, they're sexy. Anyone who's funny is sexy, aren't they?
I find. You're very sexy. You went with a lot of them. You'd get over that pretty fast.
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